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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,290 --> 00:00:02,290 Stay cool. 2 00:00:02,310 --> 00:00:03,310 See ya. 3 00:00:03,870 --> 00:00:05,010 Max, what happened to your eye? 4 00:00:05,330 --> 00:00:06,330 Honey. 5 00:00:08,070 --> 00:00:09,070 Is that makeup? 6 00:00:10,790 --> 00:00:14,290 The boys won't pick on me if they think I've already been beaten up. 7 00:00:15,210 --> 00:00:16,390 They like fresh meat. 8 00:00:19,050 --> 00:00:21,470 If somebody's picking on you, who, Max? I want a name. 9 00:00:21,830 --> 00:00:22,830 Hector Clark. 10 00:00:23,270 --> 00:00:24,270 Bobby Garcia. 11 00:00:24,470 --> 00:00:25,470 David Chin. 12 00:00:25,810 --> 00:00:27,550 Richard Goodman. Tim Sullivan. 13 00:00:27,890 --> 00:00:28,890 Peter Sisko. 14 00:00:29,450 --> 00:00:30,510 Proudy Kidwani. 15 00:00:32,910 --> 00:00:37,910 Honey, I know it's tougher in middle school, but just try to think of it this 16 00:00:37,910 --> 00:00:42,890 way. Bullies are just friends who don't realize how special you are yet. 17 00:00:44,430 --> 00:00:46,450 What kind of crap are you teaching him? 18 00:00:48,470 --> 00:00:51,810 No wonder kids of all races are coming together to beat up on Max. 19 00:00:52,610 --> 00:00:53,810 Let them make a buff. 20 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:58,120 At least do both eyes and add a little lipstick. 21 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:02,240 I guarantee that there will be a couple of boys who'll want to be your friend. 22 00:01:04,519 --> 00:01:08,460 Mom, this family has only room for one guy in makeup, and that is you. Good 23 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:09,500 sir. 24 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:11,480 I said good day, sir! 25 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:18,640 I just can't understand why anyone would want to pick on you. Are you kidding? 26 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,600 You're dressing him like he's still in elementary school. 27 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:24,640 Dorky shirt. 28 00:01:24,990 --> 00:01:25,990 Dorky pants? 29 00:01:26,970 --> 00:01:28,650 You can't even see his boxers? 30 00:01:30,570 --> 00:01:33,630 Why don't you just put him in a Tickle Me Elmo t -shirt and send him to his 31 00:01:33,630 --> 00:01:34,630 desk? 32 00:01:35,350 --> 00:01:37,030 I think he looks really cute. 33 00:01:37,750 --> 00:01:38,970 Okay, don't listen to me. 34 00:01:39,510 --> 00:01:43,570 Haley, I guess those shoes aren't too bad if you're running away from someone. 35 00:01:44,670 --> 00:01:46,070 Hey, I didn't pick them out. 36 00:01:46,330 --> 00:01:48,010 I didn't pick any of this out. 37 00:01:48,390 --> 00:01:52,730 Max, do you want to ignore peer pressure and be judged for who you are, or do 38 00:01:52,730 --> 00:01:53,890 you just want to follow the crowd? 39 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:58,140 I need new clothes fast. 40 00:01:58,500 --> 00:01:59,800 Fine. We'll go shopping later. 41 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,280 No. She picks out my clothes now. 42 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:03,780 You had your chance. 43 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,699 Man. Remember when we used to be cool, Angie? 44 00:02:10,620 --> 00:02:11,760 Angie in high school. 45 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:13,720 Angie when we got married. 46 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:15,320 Angie becomes a mom! 47 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,380 Hey, you're not so cool anymore either. 48 00:02:20,620 --> 00:02:21,620 No? Really? 49 00:02:22,060 --> 00:02:24,400 Talk to the boxers. What's up, baby? 50 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:26,440 What's up? 51 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:27,520 What's up, kitchen? 52 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:28,720 What's up, toast? 53 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:31,140 What's up, outside? What's up? 54 00:02:35,740 --> 00:02:38,520 Now, tell me which of these settings you like for the wedding. 55 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:42,960 I'm just so glad you came across my ad in the phone book. I knew I'd get 56 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,060 business if I was listed before AAA events. 57 00:02:48,780 --> 00:02:50,300 A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A 58 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:50,520 -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A 59 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:51,520 -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A 60 00:03:05,260 --> 00:03:06,260 What are you talking about? 61 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:08,020 Didn't they do this at your old school? 62 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:11,480 Every colored bracelet is something different you'll do with a guy. 63 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:13,960 Oh, yeah. 64 00:03:14,180 --> 00:03:15,220 Yeah, I've gone green. 65 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,140 I even went blue once. What? 66 00:03:19,260 --> 00:03:20,720 Oh, my God. Blue? 67 00:03:24,380 --> 00:03:25,660 Didn't you get sand everywhere? 68 00:03:28,220 --> 00:03:29,220 Hey, 69 00:03:29,740 --> 00:03:35,440 when you're in the middle of blue, you don't know where... There you are. 70 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:40,080 Man, wait till everybody at school finds out that you've done blue. 71 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,640 They're not going to think I'm like a slut, are they? 72 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:43,900 Are you kidding? 73 00:03:44,260 --> 00:03:45,340 Everyone's going to think you're cool. 74 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:46,719 At St. 75 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,820 Teresa's, you're only a slut if you get pregnant. 76 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,300 Hey, Dad, where's our Bible? 77 00:03:55,980 --> 00:03:57,840 I've got homework for my religious studies class. 78 00:03:58,180 --> 00:03:59,180 Oh, check the living room. 79 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:02,780 When your grandma passed out last night, I touched it to her head to see if it'd 80 00:04:02,780 --> 00:04:03,780 leave a burn mark. 81 00:04:11,790 --> 00:04:16,529 You know, a blue one would make a great gift for the flower girl. Do not do 82 00:04:16,529 --> 00:04:17,529 that. 83 00:04:56,940 --> 00:04:59,640 Thank God that fat kid had his papa take a hit off his inhaler. 84 00:04:59,860 --> 00:05:01,120 They would have grabbed us all. 85 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:04,320 Where's the front door? 86 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:07,860 After me, fellas. Come on. Come on. 87 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:10,900 I'll be up in my room. 88 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:17,560 All right, Jimmy. I'm serious. 89 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:21,640 If Max doesn't make friends soon, he's going to be branded a loser for the rest 90 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:22,499 of middle school. 91 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:23,740 So what's he supposed to do? 92 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:26,060 I don't know. 93 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,660 I mean, I got lucky. 94 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:31,400 I started dating some hot cheerleader. 95 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:34,680 Used to take her to all the parties and say, Look at what yours got! 96 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:40,660 Which way? Which way? 97 00:05:41,820 --> 00:05:42,820 Through there. 98 00:05:45,420 --> 00:05:48,680 The fruit in the bowl is fake! What am I saying? That kid's not going for the 99 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:49,680 fruit. 100 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:52,980 Why didn't I think of this earlier? 101 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:55,180 Dina's son Kyle goes to the... 102 00:05:55,820 --> 00:05:58,680 Max, they should get to know each other. Max, get down here! 103 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:00,100 No, Angie. 104 00:06:00,380 --> 00:06:03,340 Kids don't make friends by having their mommy set them up on blind dates. 105 00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:05,340 Look, a kid trips in the cafeteria. 106 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:09,400 You laugh so hard that milk comes out of your nose. The kid next to you is 107 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,100 laughing so hard he accidentally farts. 108 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:12,320 Boom! 109 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:15,140 Friends for life! 110 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,700 Do you know Kyle from school? 111 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:28,670 Well, maybe he'd like to go to the movies with you this weekend. Mom, no! 112 00:06:28,670 --> 00:06:29,670 me, it'll be fine. 113 00:06:33,230 --> 00:06:35,630 No way! Mom, don't make me do that! 114 00:06:35,970 --> 00:06:40,470 Oh. No way! 115 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:42,850 I'm not going to hang out with him. 116 00:06:43,230 --> 00:06:44,810 Everyone knows he's a loser. 117 00:06:46,090 --> 00:06:47,090 Hey! 118 00:06:47,470 --> 00:06:50,790 You're in my backyard with your mommy looking at China, so who's the real 119 00:06:50,850 --> 00:06:51,850 a princess? 120 00:06:54,919 --> 00:06:55,919 Angie, Dina, I'm worried. 121 00:07:40,140 --> 00:07:41,400 Do I have to do it? 122 00:07:41,660 --> 00:07:46,020 Come on, you love skating, Max. Now get out there. You might make some friends. 123 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:48,680 Stupid. 124 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,400 Man, it's hard when you don't fit in. 125 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:03,260 Remember when we were trying to get into the roller disco crowd? 126 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:06,620 And you were spinning me around because you were going to whip me out so I'd 127 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:09,700 look really cool. But then I got scared and I kept holding onto your hand. 128 00:08:10,010 --> 00:08:12,430 So we just could go round and round in circles. Remember? 129 00:08:16,810 --> 00:08:21,730 I have to use your head, Michael. I wasn't there. No, I specifically 130 00:08:21,730 --> 00:08:23,050 That wasn't me. 131 00:08:26,050 --> 00:08:27,730 Max, that was awesome. 132 00:08:29,150 --> 00:08:30,290 Way to go, little buddy. 133 00:08:30,590 --> 00:08:32,150 Yeah, way to go, little buddy. 134 00:08:36,169 --> 00:08:37,169 I'm sorry. 135 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,130 Look, if you want to be cool with these guys, 136 00:08:39,870 --> 00:08:43,450 This one time, all right? Give me permission to tell me off, see? Like 137 00:08:43,450 --> 00:08:46,790 like, get out of here, old man, or something. Get out of here, fathead! 138 00:08:46,790 --> 00:08:47,790 enough of your crap! 139 00:08:49,870 --> 00:08:51,390 Yeah, like that, okay? That's good. 140 00:08:52,690 --> 00:08:55,370 I'll be back in an hour. You'll come back when I tell you to come back. 141 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:15,250 Check out these bracelets. I saw Carmen's friend wearing one. They're so 142 00:09:15,450 --> 00:09:17,190 I got one in every color. 143 00:09:19,110 --> 00:09:20,670 It was so sad. 144 00:09:20,870 --> 00:09:23,370 The boy at the store had some kind of disorder. 145 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:26,870 When he gave me my change, he was just shaking. 146 00:09:29,130 --> 00:09:36,090 Well, while you were out getting bracelets, I went out 147 00:09:36,090 --> 00:09:37,090 and got Max some friends. 148 00:09:37,570 --> 00:09:38,810 Honey, that's great. 149 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:43,840 And those friends... The ones that I got him when I took him to the skate park. 150 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:46,660 Coming over with some burgers that I'm making. 151 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:50,380 There's no reason to talk like this anymore, but I like it. 152 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,320 Want to see the coolest thing ever? 153 00:09:59,580 --> 00:10:00,580 Watch out! 154 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:05,200 George, did you know about this? 155 00:10:09,390 --> 00:10:10,410 think it's really cool. 156 00:10:11,330 --> 00:10:13,350 Which genius talked you into that? 157 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:45,619 video we watched. 158 00:10:45,620 --> 00:10:47,060 Angie, relax. It's okay. 159 00:10:47,340 --> 00:10:48,340 No, it's not. 160 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:52,020 Remember Sammy the Skater, the penguin with the little helmet? 161 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:57,020 You think it'd still be rad when you wear your helmet and your elbow pads. 162 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:05,960 You know what else Sammy the Skater sings, Angie? Shut up, shut up. You're 163 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,140 making it worse. Now meet me in the kitchen. 164 00:11:11,790 --> 00:11:14,110 Angie, what are you doing? You're embarrassing him in front of his 165 00:11:14,410 --> 00:11:16,570 Those aren't the kind of friends I want Max to have. 166 00:11:16,790 --> 00:11:18,130 They're older. They're reckless. 167 00:11:18,490 --> 00:11:20,110 Look, he already changed his hair. 168 00:11:20,910 --> 00:11:24,030 He's too desperate for friends. What other stupid things is he going to do to 169 00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:25,990 try to impress them? Look, they're just being guys. 170 00:11:26,690 --> 00:11:28,930 When we get together, we do crazy stuff. 171 00:11:30,010 --> 00:11:33,190 Look, can you imagine you and your girlfriends going to a Raiders game and 172 00:11:33,190 --> 00:11:35,650 painting your chest silver and black? 173 00:11:43,310 --> 00:11:44,450 Be happy he has friends. 174 00:11:45,110 --> 00:11:46,790 Okay, you don't know what it's like to be a loner. 175 00:11:50,430 --> 00:11:50,710 That 176 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:59,730 still 177 00:11:59,730 --> 00:12:01,130 hurts a lot less than being alone. 178 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,090 Right, Bodhi? 179 00:12:05,070 --> 00:12:06,810 Come on, man, get up. I'm trying to make a point here. 180 00:12:08,090 --> 00:12:11,870 If he's in that much pain, Angie, at least we know he's not on drugs. 181 00:12:26,990 --> 00:12:29,030 I think we need a woman president. Hey, honey. 182 00:12:34,030 --> 00:12:35,890 No, Angie, Angie, don't end it. 183 00:12:36,370 --> 00:12:38,730 It's just one gray hair. We'll dye it. 184 00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:40,750 What's going on? 185 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:43,530 I had an interesting little trip to the grocery store. 186 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:45,110 Another shopping story. 187 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:46,330 Let me have those scissors. 188 00:12:48,210 --> 00:12:52,250 When the teenage boy bagging my groceries noticed my bracelets, I took 189 00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:55,670 compliment. When he helped me to the car, I thought that was really sweet. 190 00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:59,250 When he put his hand on my butt and told me that he'd never done purple with an 191 00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:00,630 older chick, I hit him. 192 00:13:01,110 --> 00:13:04,150 And when he stopped crying, we found his retainer. 193 00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:08,950 He told me that each of those colors stands for something different you'll do 194 00:13:08,950 --> 00:13:09,950 with a boy. 195 00:13:12,290 --> 00:13:13,510 Shit to cut them all off? 196 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:18,630 Carmen was wearing a bunch of those bracelets yesterday. 197 00:13:20,150 --> 00:13:21,250 Carmen, get down here! 198 00:13:22,770 --> 00:13:26,050 You and my... day, you didn't go around advertising this stuff. 199 00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:29,670 You know, you'd go off with a guy, and then if he went too far, you slapped 200 00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:33,270 Now, if slapping was your thing, it got a little confusing. 201 00:13:33,510 --> 00:13:34,510 Mom! 202 00:13:34,990 --> 00:13:37,510 Another source of confusion, biting. 203 00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:41,070 Hey, let me see your wrist. 204 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:48,650 Orange, blue, green, purple, red, black, pink, another weirder kind of blue, 205 00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:49,690 what would you call that? 206 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,030 Teal. Teal! 207 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:53,300 Carmen, you're tealing. 208 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:56,660 You're a tealer. 209 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:02,860 We know about the bracelets. We need to have a serious talk. No, we don't. 210 00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:05,100 Everyone just calmed down. I didn't do anything. 211 00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:07,200 Okay, then why are you wearing the bracelets? 212 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,960 Because people think it's cool. A week ago, hardly anyone at school talked to 213 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,800 me. Not everyone likes me. 214 00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:17,400 You left public school because everyone thought you were easy. Now you want 215 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,580 everyone to think you're easy? 216 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000 Because I'm... 217 00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:23,220 Maturing. 218 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:28,580 Um, Ward, June. 219 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:36,080 I hate to interrupt one parental failure with another, but the beeve's been 220 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,080 arrested at the mall. 221 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:38,580 What? For what? 222 00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:42,220 They wouldn't tell me. He got in trouble with those skater punks. They're 223 00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:43,220 holding him down there. 224 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:44,920 I'll handle this. 225 00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:48,480 I told you he was going to do something stupid with those boys. 226 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:50,620 Don't worry. 227 00:14:51,530 --> 00:14:56,770 No matter what happened at the mall, he will have his day in food court. 228 00:14:58,590 --> 00:15:00,810 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on, come on. 229 00:15:01,990 --> 00:15:04,950 If we don't laugh, we'll cry. 230 00:15:12,690 --> 00:15:19,510 Is anybody 231 00:15:19,510 --> 00:15:20,510 here? 232 00:15:20,610 --> 00:15:22,550 I'll be back in a second. He's checking on my kid. 233 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,030 You know, this is a waste of time, man. 234 00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:26,310 Skateboarding's not a crime. 235 00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:29,770 So a kid, like, grinds on a rail or tries to jump a fountain. 236 00:15:30,090 --> 00:15:32,330 It's like these mall cops got nothing better to do. 237 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:35,650 My son stabbed another gangbanger and threw him down the escalator. 238 00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:41,690 So you think they're keeping both of our kids in the same room back there? 239 00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:43,330 Probably. 240 00:15:43,930 --> 00:15:44,930 Max, are you okay? 241 00:15:45,850 --> 00:15:47,790 Max, if you can hear me, son. 242 00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:52,050 Don't hurt any of those other boys. You can't afford your third strike. 243 00:15:55,270 --> 00:15:56,270 Max, are you okay? 244 00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:57,690 Yeah, I'm fine. 245 00:15:57,870 --> 00:16:01,370 I need you to sign this. Your kid's not allowed back in the mall. We're going to 246 00:16:01,370 --> 00:16:02,370 have his picture on file. 247 00:16:02,870 --> 00:16:05,490 Whoa, man, that's a little harsh, man. They were just skateboarding. 248 00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:09,650 It wasn't skateboarding. I just finished grabbing this guy's kid out of a knife 249 00:16:09,650 --> 00:16:13,390 fight, and then I find your son and six of his friends beating up another kid. 250 00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:15,030 Is this true? 251 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,160 Don't be too hard on yourself. 252 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,660 Once a kid goes down that road, there ain't much he can do. 253 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,760 Well, my kid's not going down that road, okay? He's smarter than that. 254 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,080 Turn to your right. 255 00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:37,900 He's dyslexic, man. Just turn him. 256 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:47,940 George, hey. 257 00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,940 Mac. Why would you do this? 258 00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:53,120 This guy at the mall called Trevor a name. 259 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,860 So that gives you the right to gang up on the boy? 260 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,400 I had to stand up for him. 261 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:01,040 He'd do the same thing for me. You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us. 262 00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:01,879 But that's it. 263 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:02,880 Come here. 264 00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:04,139 Stand right there. 265 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,000 Cover your eyes. 266 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,260 What are you doing? 267 00:17:09,579 --> 00:17:13,240 Look, those kids are going to end up in prison. I know because I grew up with 268 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:16,099 kids like that. And I didn't work my ass off to let that happen to you. 269 00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:19,849 Go upstairs and wash that out yourself. Then wait in your room. 270 00:17:22,369 --> 00:17:23,369 Did you hear him? 271 00:17:24,450 --> 00:17:26,730 What the hell is going on with our kids? I don't know. 272 00:17:29,530 --> 00:17:31,110 Are we bad parents? No. 273 00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:34,050 You've been tough. I've been forgiving. 274 00:17:34,630 --> 00:17:37,510 We've gone into huge debt to get Carmen into the right school. 275 00:17:37,970 --> 00:17:40,690 We've been up half the night with Max helping him with his learning 276 00:17:40,690 --> 00:17:41,690 disabilities. 277 00:17:41,890 --> 00:17:43,650 We've always put them first. 278 00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:45,290 Well, it's not enough. 279 00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:47,920 Because they keep falling in with the wrong people. 280 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,840 Last year, Max waited up for Santa. 281 00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:54,260 This year, he and his crew are going to wait on the roof and jack his sleigh. 282 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,600 God knows what Carmen's going to do with the elves. 283 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,440 We talked about this before. 284 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:07,920 Maybe it's the city. 285 00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:10,600 Maybe there's a better place to raise kids. 286 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,260 George, I'm not moving out of the city. 287 00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:14,980 Hey, you guys! 288 00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:19,030 There's a high -speed chase about to go past the house. Come on, let's go cheer 289 00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:20,030 on the contractor. 290 00:18:23,950 --> 00:18:25,710 I'll miss your mom. Let's get the hell out of the city. 291 00:18:29,050 --> 00:18:32,230 You know, Angie, if we leave L .A., this will be the last car chase we ever see. 292 00:18:34,110 --> 00:18:36,530 You'll get a bottle of wine, I'll get the chairs. Go, go, go, go! 293 00:18:57,390 --> 00:18:58,390 Remember this? 294 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,850 Look, I'm telling you for the last time, Ernie, that wasn't me. 295 00:19:05,130 --> 00:19:06,130 Oh, yeah? 296 00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:12,970 Well, then whose skates are these, Mr. 297 00:19:13,190 --> 00:19:14,190 Von Boogie? 298 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:18,470 I believe it's Dr. 299 00:19:18,710 --> 00:19:19,710 Von Boogie. 300 00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:23,710 Captain Shaker reporting for duty. 301 00:19:24,210 --> 00:19:25,410 Doctor, what time is it? 302 00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:32,470 Time to get funky! 303 00:19:47,710 --> 00:19:51,010 Now if I call in six, it'll be a lot. 22508

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