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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:04,380 Look, if the police don't search her runaway, then who am I supposed to call? 2 00:00:05,860 --> 00:00:08,700 Well, what would a 15 -year -old girl have to do before the police could start 3 00:00:08,700 --> 00:00:09,700 looking for her? 4 00:00:10,980 --> 00:00:14,980 Okay, well, it's good I called because I checked my daughter's stuffed animals 5 00:00:14,980 --> 00:00:16,620 and her assault rifle's missing. 6 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,320 The one with the night scope. 7 00:00:21,540 --> 00:00:23,600 Daddy, I'm home. 8 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:25,760 Carmen, thank God. 9 00:00:30,380 --> 00:00:33,120 My God, Zach got you pregnant? I'll kill him. No, no, no, no. 10 00:00:33,460 --> 00:00:34,460 It wasn't Zach. 11 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:35,960 It was my new boyfriend. 12 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:40,320 It's amazing how girls always go for a mirror image of their father. 13 00:00:40,780 --> 00:00:41,780 Look at that. 14 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:45,360 Carrot top? 15 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:47,680 Carmen, you're having a baby with carrot top? 16 00:00:47,900 --> 00:00:50,100 Wait, do you see how little baby Carrot's going to look? Look at this. 17 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,880 Feed me, change me, love me. 18 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,000 Papa! 19 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:03,840 How'd you come down here? Carmen's home, and she's pregnant. 20 00:01:04,580 --> 00:01:05,580 That's great! 21 00:01:06,420 --> 00:01:08,120 We can do Lamaze together. 22 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:12,260 What the hell is going on here? 23 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:17,720 Mom! 24 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,000 I hope the head on this one is smaller than yours. 25 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:24,600 I'm not as flexible as I used to be. 26 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:33,040 and come out. 27 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:38,960 Dad? 28 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:41,460 Dad? Dad? 29 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:43,140 If you're lucky, the belly button. 30 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:47,040 What? No, Colin's on the phone. 31 00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:50,300 Is she okay? 32 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:51,238 She's okay. 33 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:52,320 Where is she? Let me talk to her. 34 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:54,660 Honey, where are you? 35 00:01:55,020 --> 00:01:56,020 Have you been eating? 36 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:57,940 Who cares if she's been eating? Let me talk to her. 37 00:02:03,260 --> 00:02:06,520 anymore. I put medication in his coffee. He doesn't even know he's taking it. 38 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,220 Hey, listen, Carmen, your little road trip with Zach is over. 39 00:02:12,820 --> 00:02:14,300 Tell me where you are. I'm coming to get you. 40 00:02:18,260 --> 00:02:19,260 She hung up. 41 00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:34,560 I told you it would screw with your head to call your parents. I know. 42 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:36,000 I shouldn't have called. 43 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:37,259 Cheer up. 44 00:02:37,260 --> 00:02:40,440 We're in San Francisco, the most romantic city in the world. 45 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,220 Now let's go kill this vodka. 46 00:02:45,380 --> 00:02:46,540 All that just for us? 47 00:02:46,820 --> 00:02:49,080 That's why we're going to drink in the hotel room. 48 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,480 If you get dizzy, there'll be a bed for you to lie down on. 49 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,180 I'll take care of you. 50 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:57,780 You're always thinking of me. 51 00:02:58,140 --> 00:02:59,940 My dad is so wrong about you. 52 00:03:04,430 --> 00:03:07,330 It's a cell phone call. The phone company can't trace it. 53 00:03:07,610 --> 00:03:08,610 What do we do now? 54 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:10,490 I don't know. 55 00:03:10,930 --> 00:03:13,230 Hey, come on now. Let's look on the bright side. 56 00:03:13,430 --> 00:03:14,430 At least you know she's okay. 57 00:03:15,130 --> 00:03:16,130 There's hope. 58 00:03:16,850 --> 00:03:18,830 Sometimes hope is all you get. 59 00:03:19,170 --> 00:03:25,190 Oh, with all the crap these kids can get into on the street, alcohol, drugs, 60 00:03:25,470 --> 00:03:30,230 prostitution, pornography, sometimes all four at once. 61 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:42,740 I'm sure Carmen will be home soon. 62 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Angie, how do you know? 63 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:51,220 Because... Maybe... Her pimp 64 00:03:51,220 --> 00:03:52,640 will give her off for Thanksgiving. 65 00:04:03,260 --> 00:04:07,340 All my ring, no below rider. 66 00:04:11,180 --> 00:04:12,180 No, brother. 67 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:14,120 Get a little higher. 68 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:31,040 Hey, any word on Carmen? 69 00:04:31,340 --> 00:04:32,740 No, not since the last call. 70 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,140 Well, if there's anything I can do, George, you know, just ask. 71 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:38,680 Yeah, you can tell me when I became worse than my mother. 72 00:04:40,750 --> 00:04:41,750 What are you talking about? 73 00:04:42,050 --> 00:04:44,090 Well, she was horrible, dude, and I never ran away. 74 00:04:44,790 --> 00:04:45,790 Why run away? 75 00:04:46,350 --> 00:04:49,030 Dude, living with your mom was already like being on the street. 76 00:04:50,470 --> 00:04:54,530 There was no food, no heat, and you were always getting yelled at by a crazy 77 00:04:54,530 --> 00:04:55,910 lady drinking out of a paper bag. 78 00:04:58,070 --> 00:05:01,830 You know, when I was three, I used to put my sippy cup in a brown paper bag. 79 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:04,950 I thought that's just the way you drank things. 80 00:05:07,510 --> 00:05:08,790 Ernie. Hey. Goodbye. 81 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:12,780 George, I heard from my son. 82 00:05:13,060 --> 00:05:13,939 Where are they? 83 00:05:13,940 --> 00:05:16,800 Where did you take Carmen? Why don't we talk in here? It'll be more private. 84 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:21,600 No, I think everyone can hear us through the fence. All right, not private. 85 00:05:21,740 --> 00:05:22,940 Just... Savior. 86 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:24,980 Zack, get out here! 87 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:26,560 What the hell's going on? 88 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:31,140 And where the hell is my daughter? 89 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:32,360 Boy, 90 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:34,120 I am glad I went with the cage sink. 91 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:38,240 He snuck into the house last night. I found him sleeping on the couch. 92 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:39,880 Tell me where she is. 93 00:05:40,220 --> 00:05:42,800 Look, I don't care if you are the boss's son. I swear to God, I'll kill you. 94 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,820 She's still in San Francisco. She ditched me at some club in the hate. 95 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,640 I don't know where she is now. All right, listen to me, man. 96 00:05:48,940 --> 00:05:51,840 We'll go up there and find her. And if anything's happened to my little girl, I 97 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:53,220 will beat you into a coma. 98 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:57,320 And I don't care if I have to sit by your bedside for 20 years. The second 99 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:58,680 wake up, bam, right back in the coma. 100 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,540 Then I'll keep doing it. Where am I? Bam! 101 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:03,500 Where am I? Bam! 102 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,940 Sir, visiting hours are over. Bam, I just hit a nurse. 103 00:06:07,580 --> 00:06:08,820 Zach, get out of here now. 104 00:06:09,580 --> 00:06:11,340 You better hope my daughter's all right! 105 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,080 Ow! 106 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,080 George! 107 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:21,180 George, I found Zach and I stopped him good! 108 00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:28,100 Merle, your son has been in a terrible accident. 109 00:06:37,100 --> 00:06:40,280 Here are the flyers for San Francisco. This is the most recent picture of 110 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:44,900 Carmen. You know, Carmen might have changed her look, so I made my own 111 00:06:44,900 --> 00:06:45,679 with a computer. 112 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:46,680 Here, look. 113 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,120 This is Carmen with blonde hair. 114 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:54,080 Here she is if she saved her head and joined a cult. 115 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,080 This is if she was part monkey. 116 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:06,900 I think I know what's going on here, son. 117 00:07:08,740 --> 00:07:10,920 You miss your sister and you don't know how to deal with it. 118 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,620 Yeah, that's probably it. 119 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:20,620 Now, here's the same monkey picture, except now she has a pickle for a nose. 120 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,420 I'm here to help. Let's do it. 121 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:27,220 Where do you think you're going? 122 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:28,880 Hey, Angie, what's your dad doing here? 123 00:07:29,260 --> 00:07:32,180 Since I'm staying here with Max, I thought someone should go with you. 124 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:33,620 Well, why does someone? 125 00:07:35,530 --> 00:07:40,010 Need to go with me. I picked up some literature on how to deal with runaways. 126 00:07:40,070 --> 00:07:43,130 When you find Carmen, you're not supposed to confront her. 127 00:07:43,610 --> 00:07:44,529 Don't fight. 128 00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:48,290 Don't judge. Just let your child know they'll be welcome back with open arms. 129 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:51,850 I asked Daddy to go with you to make sure you don't lose your cool. 130 00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:54,430 Yeah. That'll keep me calm. 131 00:07:55,490 --> 00:07:57,730 Six hours in the car with that heavy Cuban accent. 132 00:07:58,730 --> 00:08:00,890 Making every sign sound angry. Sacramento! 133 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:06,520 No sexy. 134 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:13,320 I will lower my voice, George, because I know how this feels. 135 00:08:14,140 --> 00:08:18,160 I too drove my princess into the arms of a man with no future. 136 00:08:21,660 --> 00:08:22,660 That was me. 137 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:30,960 No, Chico, no. This was before you. Hey, this guy made a helicopter part and had 138 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,059 a tiny little head. 139 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:36,119 Let's go. 140 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:40,659 Just remember not to fight with Carmen. She's feeling really alone right now. 141 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:42,900 Give her time to process her emotions. 142 00:08:45,460 --> 00:08:46,460 Fine. 143 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:48,760 Let's go. 144 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:54,120 Look, I don't care what Angie says, okay? I'll bring her home kicking and 145 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,480 screaming if I have to. And if you don't agree with that, don't even get in the 146 00:08:56,480 --> 00:09:01,080 car. Hey, if I didn't agree, would I have brought serotonin in my medical 147 00:09:02,020 --> 00:09:04,100 One sign of resistance and... 148 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:07,960 out like a light. 149 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:10,720 Out to San Francisco! 150 00:09:12,060 --> 00:09:13,060 You know what, Vic? 151 00:09:13,460 --> 00:09:16,900 Why don't you take a handful of those now, and I'll wake you up when we get 152 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:17,900 there. 153 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,400 George? 154 00:09:29,660 --> 00:09:33,980 If you want my opinion as a cardiologist, if Carmen's been wandering 155 00:09:33,980 --> 00:09:35,420 Francisco for two weeks... 156 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:38,560 She's about to drop dead from this freaking hill. 157 00:09:39,940 --> 00:09:40,940 Suck it up. 158 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:44,720 Look, we've only been at it for three days and this is a big city. So we'll 159 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,260 finish up here, then we'll head up to the Castro. 160 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:47,480 The what? 161 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:49,740 It's a neighborhood, Vic. 162 00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:53,280 How could they name a neighborhood the Castro? 163 00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:57,120 You don't see me going for falafel in the Hitler town. 164 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:00,960 Let's just finish this block. 165 00:10:11,980 --> 00:10:13,220 I think this block is covered. 166 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:17,740 Hey, hey, hey, come on, come on. Don't worry, my friend. Everything is going to 167 00:10:17,740 --> 00:10:18,740 be fine. 168 00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:24,620 Hello? Are you putting up pictures of Carmen Lopez? 169 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:26,160 Yeah, do you know where she is? 170 00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:28,680 She's at the Regal Plaza, suite 963. 171 00:10:29,220 --> 00:10:30,880 Thank you. Thank you so much. Hey, is she okay? 172 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,240 Just hurry. I don't know how much longer she'll be there. 173 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,980 She's at a suite at the Regal Plaza. It's just up that hill. 174 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:40,880 963. 175 00:10:40,930 --> 00:10:41,930 Carmen's in that room. 176 00:10:42,970 --> 00:10:46,070 Hey, where do you think you're going, man? I have to get in there. Yeah, so 177 00:10:46,070 --> 00:10:47,150 every other brother in this hotel. 178 00:10:47,430 --> 00:10:48,990 I don't think you understand. I'm Dr. 179 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,930 Vic Palmetto, cardiologist. The hotel sent me up here. 180 00:10:52,210 --> 00:10:53,210 Somebody's having heart pain. 181 00:10:53,470 --> 00:10:54,470 Okay, so who's he? 182 00:10:54,950 --> 00:10:56,190 This is my nurse, George. 183 00:10:58,810 --> 00:10:59,810 Nurse practitioner. 184 00:11:01,390 --> 00:11:02,390 Let me check. Hold on. 185 00:11:04,350 --> 00:11:05,350 Carmen! 186 00:11:06,030 --> 00:11:08,450 Hey, senior, I'm sorry. I'll take care of it. 187 00:11:09,209 --> 00:11:10,450 Relax, man. That's my daughter. 188 00:11:12,590 --> 00:11:13,590 That's your pops? 189 00:11:15,390 --> 00:11:16,390 Yeah. 190 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:18,610 You want them out of here? 191 00:11:19,110 --> 00:11:20,850 Carby, get your stuff. I'm taking you home. No. 192 00:11:21,110 --> 00:11:23,250 No, we're not going anywhere. I'm staying with my friends. 193 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,470 Friends? How do you even know these people? 194 00:11:26,610 --> 00:11:29,670 Well, Zach broke up with me at a club, and I was crying in the bathroom, and 195 00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:32,250 of Chingy's dancers was there to cheer me up, so we just started hanging. 196 00:11:34,930 --> 00:11:35,930 Who's Chingy? 197 00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:48,150 Is she okay, George? 198 00:11:48,710 --> 00:11:49,870 Hey, what is Chingy doing here? 199 00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:55,530 Okay, get your stuff. I'm taking you home. No. God, no. We're not going 200 00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:57,810 anywhere. These are my new family. They're going to protect me. 201 00:11:58,930 --> 00:12:00,270 A lady doesn't want to go. 202 00:12:00,710 --> 00:12:01,770 A lady doesn't go. 203 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:04,250 The lady's 15. 204 00:12:05,030 --> 00:12:06,030 I'm out. 205 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:39,130 I made all your favorites. You must be hungry. 206 00:12:39,810 --> 00:12:40,810 You know what? 207 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:48,010 Before we get to the angel food cake, I want you to know that I didn't lose my 208 00:12:48,010 --> 00:12:51,390 cool or confront Carmen the whole six -hour ride home. 209 00:12:53,270 --> 00:12:54,890 But call me old -fashioned. 210 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:58,450 I think we got some things to talk about. 211 00:12:59,650 --> 00:13:00,690 Yeah, like punishment. 212 00:13:03,710 --> 00:13:05,770 We're not going to talk about punishment now. 213 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:07,530 We're just glad she's home. 214 00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:09,070 What? 215 00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:11,530 We have to talk about punishment. 216 00:13:12,050 --> 00:13:13,790 I think I should get her cell phone. Mac. 217 00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:16,190 Hey, I was here. 218 00:13:16,490 --> 00:13:17,490 I'm the good one. 219 00:13:17,770 --> 00:13:18,950 I did all her chores. 220 00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:21,450 I think I should at least get her laptop. 221 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:22,750 Mac. 222 00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:25,830 Go to bed. Now. 223 00:13:26,350 --> 00:13:28,950 Yeah, this is a real good lesson for me. I'll see you guys. 224 00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:44,180 I'm George. 225 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,480 It's none of your business anyway. 226 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:47,060 Everything you do is my business. 227 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,360 You have issues. 228 00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:53,240 You know, you're damn right I have issues. 229 00:13:53,860 --> 00:13:57,100 Look, I tried to give you everything I never had and you run away from it. Oh, 230 00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:58,620 yeah, I have everything. 231 00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:02,540 I have a father and a mother who treat me like a baby and control everything I 232 00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:03,540 do. 233 00:14:03,820 --> 00:14:04,820 Carmen, 234 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,120 you're lucky you have parents who care. 235 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:07,840 Look, I didn't have a dad. 236 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,580 And I would pray that my mom would come home sick so I could hear before 237 00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:11,580 bedtime. 238 00:14:12,010 --> 00:14:15,330 If I was lucky, she'd get him drunk with the spin, so she'd have to hold on to 239 00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:16,330 me. 240 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,510 That was my hug. George. 241 00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:21,550 Remember the literature? 242 00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:25,570 She's home safe and sound. We should be happy now. 243 00:14:26,190 --> 00:14:28,830 Look, Angie, don't try to pretend everything's all right, okay? Because it 244 00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:30,310 wasn't all right last night when you were crying. 245 00:14:31,910 --> 00:14:34,470 Maybe you should have thought of that when you told me to leave. Stop it! 246 00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:39,250 We all need to give each other time to accept... 247 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:46,240 to accept the reunification process. 248 00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:03,220 Sorry, Mom. 249 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,860 Well, it's all over now. You're home, huh? 250 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,740 And I am not going to hammer you with questions. 251 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:13,880 You want some tea, honey? 252 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:16,480 Sugar? Cream? 253 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,220 Are you a woman now, cookie? 254 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:23,940 You said you weren't going to do that. 255 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:26,640 I'm sorry. 256 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,800 So what grade is Tingy in? 257 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:39,200 And next on Inside the Music, we'll look at rap groupies. If you think it's wild 258 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,340 backstage at the show. 259 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:43,660 Wait till you see what happens at the hotel with the hoes. 260 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:50,860 Unfortunately, the wide -eyed fawn has wandered too far from the herd. 261 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:55,560 Notice how she seems unprepared when the large stag gets into the mating 262 00:15:55,560 --> 00:16:01,740 position. Where do you think you're going? 263 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:03,560 Out. 264 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:05,980 It's your first night home. You think you're going out? 265 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:08,820 Why shouldn't I? I've been going out every night for two weeks. 266 00:16:10,790 --> 00:16:12,250 So you didn't get enough in San Francisco? 267 00:16:15,990 --> 00:16:16,990 Enough? 268 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,850 What does that mean? You know what that means. No, I don't. 269 00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:22,030 You were in a hotel room alone with Zach. 270 00:16:22,550 --> 00:16:23,810 I can't think I know what happened. 271 00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:26,710 You think I had sex with Zach? 272 00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:29,170 Well, I didn't. 273 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,290 He tried to get me to, but I wouldn't. Yeah, right. 274 00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:34,130 How stupid do you think I am? 275 00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:35,650 It's San Francisco. 276 00:16:36,490 --> 00:16:39,030 You got men and women, women and women, men and men. 277 00:16:39,350 --> 00:16:40,630 Saskia's not free for all up there. 278 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:42,870 Nothing happened. 279 00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:45,170 He tried to get me drunk, and I wouldn't do that either. 280 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:49,230 Okay, what do you want to do? You want to take me to a doctor and test me? I'm 281 00:16:49,230 --> 00:16:50,069 still a virgin. 282 00:16:50,070 --> 00:16:51,070 They have a test? 283 00:16:53,130 --> 00:16:55,550 You know what? We'll go right now. What time is it? Nine o 'clock? We'll go to 284 00:16:55,550 --> 00:16:56,550 the urgent care. Let's go. 285 00:16:57,470 --> 00:16:58,470 Dad! 286 00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:00,790 I didn't do anything. Don't lie to me! 287 00:17:00,990 --> 00:17:01,990 I didn't! 288 00:17:02,990 --> 00:17:03,990 You raised me... 289 00:17:06,099 --> 00:17:12,180 No, I didn't Wasn't there enough 290 00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:16,099 Worked too hard. I lost my temper. 291 00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:19,020 It's way too tough on you 292 00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:29,900 Yeah, 293 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:35,510 you were but Whenever Zach wanted to do something, I kept hearing your voice. 294 00:17:37,410 --> 00:17:39,550 Don't do anything you'd be ashamed to tell me or mom about. 295 00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:42,210 It worked, okay? 296 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,290 I'm pretty sure your mom told you that, but I'll take it. 297 00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:13,650 Well, since we're admitting stuff, you're right about Zach. He was only 298 00:18:13,650 --> 00:18:14,650 one thing. 299 00:18:14,950 --> 00:18:19,250 You know, baby, I wish I could say it's not going to happen again, but I'm 300 00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:20,250 always going to be right. 301 00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:27,670 So, are we okay here? 302 00:18:28,610 --> 00:18:29,610 Yeah, we're okay. 303 00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:33,310 Why don't you get some sleep, baby? You've had a long day. 304 00:18:33,690 --> 00:18:34,369 I will. 305 00:18:34,370 --> 00:18:35,490 Right after I go out. 306 00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:37,850 You're going out? 307 00:18:38,430 --> 00:18:39,530 But you just got back. 308 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:44,390 You're not going out. 309 00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:48,810 Okay. 310 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,430 I get it. It's too soon. 311 00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:54,030 I'll just go to bed. 312 00:18:54,370 --> 00:18:55,370 Thank you. 313 00:18:59,770 --> 00:19:01,070 But things are different now. 314 00:19:01,950 --> 00:19:02,950 I'm different. 315 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:06,120 I partied with Chingy and I shared a sandwich with a homeless guy. 316 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:08,640 I've done it all. 317 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:15,980 So, no more curfews and no more rule. I'm an adult. 318 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:24,880 George, Angie, tomorrow night, I'm going out. 319 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:33,780 She didn't call me Angie. 320 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,840 She's right. Things are different. 321 00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:39,660 They're worse. 322 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:44,680 What are we going to do with her? You know what? She's in her own bed now. 323 00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:47,040 Let's just try to have one night of peace. 324 00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:53,720 And in the final act of dominance, the parent chip bashes the adolescent chip 325 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:57,040 with a rock in the head, ending its brief life. 326 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,340 Wait, wait, wait. Don't change it. I like this show. 327 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:09,360 You know, if I'd have realized how much you worried my parents, I never would 328 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:10,440 have run away when I was a kid. 329 00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:13,740 Chasing the ice cream man, Ernie, is not running away. 330 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,500 I ran away once. 331 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,640 I was gone for three weeks. 332 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:21,740 What made you decide to come home? 333 00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:25,400 Oh, I finally figured out how to get out of that trucker's cab. 334 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,880 I bet he left the door open. 335 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,780 Even a serial killer knows when he's bitten off more than he can chew. 336 00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:38,790 He fell asleep at a rest stop and I hit him with his own thermos. 337 00:20:40,670 --> 00:20:41,830 47 times. 338 00:20:45,170 --> 00:20:47,750 There's some lettuce that never made it to Bakersfield. 339 00:20:50,470 --> 00:20:53,150 I had the greatest running away story of all. 340 00:20:54,430 --> 00:20:55,810 But I was running to something. 341 00:20:57,430 --> 00:21:02,550 I left Mother Cuba for Father Freedom. 342 00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:05,390 It was 1961. 343 00:21:06,110 --> 00:21:07,110 Hold, hold. 344 00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:11,810 Where is my thermit? 24986