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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,890 --> 00:00:03,890 George. Sandy. 2 00:00:04,190 --> 00:00:05,129 What is it? 3 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:07,350 We need two weeks off for our honeymoon. 4 00:00:08,230 --> 00:00:10,970 I can't believe I'm actually going to be married to this lady. 5 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:19,190 I get to go to bed with her, wake up with her, have dinner with her, go to 6 00:00:19,190 --> 00:00:21,850 with her, wake up with her, have dinner with her. 7 00:00:22,710 --> 00:00:26,770 Yeah, you get to clip her nails, brush her coat, and hide her pills in peanut 8 00:00:26,770 --> 00:00:27,770 butter. 9 00:00:29,150 --> 00:00:33,030 Man, I can't wait to go on a honeymoon. I'm going to go someplace with nice 10 00:00:33,030 --> 00:00:35,670 beaches, cold beer, and really hot women. 11 00:00:37,130 --> 00:00:40,210 What about your wife? 12 00:00:41,330 --> 00:00:42,750 Oh, that's right. I'll be married. 13 00:00:44,410 --> 00:00:47,650 God, I haven't even met her yet, and she's already ruining my vacation. 14 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:51,830 Put everybody on the floor right away. 15 00:00:52,830 --> 00:00:53,930 Especially you, George. 16 00:00:55,790 --> 00:00:56,790 What's that about? 17 00:00:56,850 --> 00:00:57,850 I don't know. 18 00:00:58,010 --> 00:00:59,010 Did you put the drill back? 19 00:01:01,830 --> 00:01:03,830 All right, listen up, everybody. This is important. 20 00:01:05,330 --> 00:01:07,850 George has done something, and I don't want it to go unnoticed. 21 00:01:10,310 --> 00:01:13,850 Okay, I wasn't sick, Jack. It was opening day, all right? I did have a 22 00:01:13,930 --> 00:01:15,610 man. I just didn't say that it was Dodger fever. 23 00:01:17,350 --> 00:01:18,350 That's not it, George. 24 00:01:18,790 --> 00:01:20,590 Although you did just lose a person all day. 25 00:01:21,650 --> 00:01:24,710 While we make this announcement, I'd like to introduce somebody you all know, 26 00:01:25,830 --> 00:01:26,830 Angie Lopez. 27 00:01:28,580 --> 00:01:30,600 What's going on? 28 00:01:30,900 --> 00:01:31,900 You'll see. 29 00:01:32,060 --> 00:01:37,000 I am pleased to announce that the Southern California Minorities and 30 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:43,440 Association has named our very own George Lopez as the recipient of its 31 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:44,540 Star Award. 32 00:01:44,940 --> 00:01:45,940 Congratulations, 33 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:55,040 honey. 34 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:58,330 Wow, in recognition of excellence in management. 35 00:02:00,430 --> 00:02:02,450 I've never won anything before. 36 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:04,130 That's not true. 37 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:06,410 You won my heart. 38 00:02:07,470 --> 00:02:10,650 Why you got to do that way at work? 39 00:02:11,110 --> 00:02:12,110 George, 40 00:02:14,210 --> 00:02:15,210 you deserve this award. 41 00:02:15,650 --> 00:02:20,130 I nominated you because, well, you keep this place running smooth and you got us 42 00:02:20,130 --> 00:02:21,310 through the shutdown this year. 43 00:02:21,530 --> 00:02:23,930 When we go up for government contracts, this... 44 00:02:24,549 --> 00:02:26,710 Minority Award will help us play the race card, amigo. 45 00:02:29,110 --> 00:02:32,930 Hey, remember the rule? You don't call me amigo and you don't high -five 46 00:02:32,930 --> 00:02:33,930 Jermaine? 47 00:02:38,930 --> 00:02:39,930 My bad. 48 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:46,350 Anyway, after the presentation on Saturday, I'm throwing a big reception 49 00:02:46,350 --> 00:02:47,350 Thirsty's. 50 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:02,559 Way to go, George. 51 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:04,200 Yeah, congratulations, George. 52 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:05,299 Thanks, Randy. 53 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:06,780 I'm so proud of you, honey. 54 00:03:07,340 --> 00:03:08,340 Thanks, baby. 55 00:03:08,780 --> 00:03:13,720 So, Benny, what do you think? Your son is Outstanding Minority Businessman of 56 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:14,720 the Year. 57 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:19,800 Yeah. You know, someday he'll be good enough to win a White Guys Award. 58 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:30,360 And to my mother, I wish she'd live to see this day, but... 59 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,900 I know she's down there right now looking up at me. 60 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:37,240 And she's saying, oh, my flesh is burning. 61 00:04:11,530 --> 00:04:13,490 Can I have the rest of the frosting? No, Mac. 62 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:16,810 It's for the Great American Bake Sale. We're raising money for hungry children. 63 00:04:17,370 --> 00:04:21,209 Did you know that one out of every four persons standing in a soup kitchen line 64 00:04:21,209 --> 00:04:22,210 is a child? 65 00:04:22,250 --> 00:04:27,110 Did you know that one out of every two people in this kitchen doesn't care and 66 00:04:27,110 --> 00:04:28,110 just wants frosting? 67 00:04:57,390 --> 00:04:58,790 Hey -ho, check out that banner. 68 00:05:03,690 --> 00:05:09,190 I made it for you on the computer in special ed class. 69 00:05:09,590 --> 00:05:10,830 Yeah, congratulations. 70 00:05:15,070 --> 00:05:16,670 How does this kid find his way home? 71 00:05:19,010 --> 00:05:20,950 So did everyone go crazy at work? 72 00:05:21,510 --> 00:05:22,510 Not everybody. 73 00:05:23,130 --> 00:05:24,330 Come on, Angie, let it go. 74 00:05:24,630 --> 00:05:29,120 Oh, come on. Why can't your own... mother one time compliments you when you 75 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,120 something good. 76 00:05:30,380 --> 00:05:31,380 Why start now? 77 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:36,380 She's never given me credit for anything. And Little League would hit my 78 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:37,540 home run. She said, that's great. 79 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,100 Babe Ruth hit 714 of them. 80 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:43,680 Wow. 81 00:05:44,140 --> 00:05:45,140 714? 82 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:46,440 That's a lot. 83 00:05:47,260 --> 00:05:48,720 It was my first home run. 84 00:05:49,700 --> 00:05:53,280 And Babe Ruth never faced a 19 -year -old Dominican who said he was 12, and 85 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:54,280 drove to the game. 86 00:05:57,260 --> 00:06:00,080 Okay, kids, that's your right to the movies. Call when you're ready to be 87 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:01,080 up, huh? Okay. 88 00:06:02,180 --> 00:06:03,180 Look, 89 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:10,080 you might be used to your mother's attitude, but I'm not. 90 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:11,880 This is a big award. 91 00:06:12,220 --> 00:06:17,100 You are the rising star among all the other minorities in L .A., and that 92 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:18,100 includes Asians. 93 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,960 or approval to feel good about myself, okay? If it doesn't bother me, then why 94 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:28,819 does it bother you? 95 00:06:28,820 --> 00:06:31,100 Well, I just think it's a cycle that should be broken. 96 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:36,260 As a child, Benny would never praise, so she didn't learn how to praise you, and 97 00:06:36,260 --> 00:06:38,340 that's why it's hard for you to praise the kids. 98 00:06:40,060 --> 00:06:41,820 Look, I praise the kids, okay? 99 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:46,640 The other day, I bet Max he couldn't run to the kitchen and get me a beer in 15 100 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,680 seconds, and when it took him 17, I still said, nice job, son. 101 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:52,140 Don't worry, you'll get another chance at halftime. 102 00:06:53,230 --> 00:06:56,750 Look, Angie, I'm over it, okay? It doesn't bother me because my mom cannot 103 00:06:56,750 --> 00:07:00,890 compliment anyone, okay? She's not capable of it. You're right. 104 00:07:01,670 --> 00:07:04,690 I'm letting your mother ruin the celebration she's not even here. 105 00:07:05,870 --> 00:07:09,110 So, why don't you come on outside? 106 00:07:10,850 --> 00:07:12,450 I want to give you your surprise. 107 00:07:14,010 --> 00:07:15,010 What is it? 108 00:07:15,330 --> 00:07:16,330 You'll see. 109 00:07:16,350 --> 00:07:17,350 Hi. 110 00:07:22,110 --> 00:07:23,110 Lie down. 111 00:07:26,950 --> 00:07:29,290 I didn't take a shower, Angie. 112 00:07:32,630 --> 00:07:33,730 Do it. 113 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:53,840 Order to George, sunny side up. Watch out. 114 00:07:59,260 --> 00:08:05,540 Now, I figured, since you are a rising star, that 115 00:08:05,540 --> 00:08:12,500 I should buy you a star and name it after you. That's right. You 116 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:15,700 can buy me, you can name me, but you can't tame me. That's what I'm talking 117 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:16,780 about. What star was it? 118 00:08:22,860 --> 00:08:23,860 It's um... 119 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:57,060 I feast my eyes on 36C, Lopez. 120 00:09:03,860 --> 00:09:07,380 Thanks, honey, but I'm actually a 34B. 121 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:09,880 You said make a wish. 122 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:29,540 He's all sweaty. He's out of breath. 123 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:31,320 Looks like he's going to throw up. 124 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,220 Somebody's ready to ask a girl out. 125 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:40,580 No, I'm all sweaty because they put in this new game. It's called Pump It Up. 126 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:44,520 It's got these arrows and these lights, and you've got to step where it tells 127 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:45,800 you to. Watch out, like this. 128 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:53,380 Wow. While you were describing it, it sounded stupid. 129 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:55,100 But now... 130 00:09:58,700 --> 00:09:59,700 pulls the toast. 131 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:03,600 17 years ago, I took a chance on this guy. 132 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:07,860 No matter what the job, he proved himself time and time again. 133 00:10:08,780 --> 00:10:09,820 Wow, thanks, Jack. 134 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,200 Yeah! 135 00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:16,140 Oh, sure, I've made a lot of bad decisions in my life. 136 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:19,140 Like not moving the entire plant to China. 137 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,980 But then I'd be giving this speech in Cantonese. 138 00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:25,700 Of course, it'd be to a bunch of peasants who make 10 cents an hour. 139 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:28,080 You want a 10 % raise? 140 00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:29,780 No problem. Here's a penny. 141 00:10:32,940 --> 00:10:37,940 Well, the one choice I never regretted was hiring George Lopez. 142 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:46,200 Well, thanks, Jack. That was beautiful. You know, I wouldn't 143 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:49,600 be holding this award today if it weren't for one special person. 144 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:54,860 Somebody who I've never really taken the time to thank publicly. 145 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,200 Oh, honey. 146 00:10:56,650 --> 00:10:57,650 Isn't that you? 147 00:10:59,010 --> 00:11:00,010 Me. 148 00:11:00,270 --> 00:11:02,810 I worked hard for this award. Angie, give it up for me. 149 00:11:05,510 --> 00:11:06,249 Benny, 150 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:13,410 you 151 00:11:13,410 --> 00:11:15,550 missed a wonderful awards banquet honoring your son. 152 00:11:16,210 --> 00:11:18,570 Yeah. Who parked your car tonight? 153 00:11:18,890 --> 00:11:19,890 Last year's winner? 154 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:32,920 Randy, what's going on? 155 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:39,640 Oh, uh... Well, I'm sorry to have to give you my notice, George, but I got a 156 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:42,620 managing an office supply warehouse in Torrance! 157 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,120 Congratulations, baby! 158 00:12:07,180 --> 00:12:11,900 years my mom still finds a way to make me feel horrible something so small be 159 00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:18,680 evil they drained all the water out and made pure concentrated evil 160 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:25,300 you know like for campers or something get to me angie i'm a grown man 161 00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:28,400 right this is my night your night my night 162 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,000 Not the two of them. 163 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:56,660 in S .U .K. 164 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,040 Did that. 165 00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:29,940 Mission accomplished. 166 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:38,080 Do you know that every year, 300 million people die of hunger in the United 167 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,080 States alone? 168 00:14:40,060 --> 00:14:42,420 Carmen, there's only 280 million people in the country. 169 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,360 Now? 170 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,140 I'll leave you two alone. 171 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:03,570 but you didn't win the war. 172 00:15:07,850 --> 00:15:12,510 I'll see you at... Regionals! 173 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,010 What the hell was all that at the bar? 174 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,250 Mom, do you know you're the only one that didn't congratulate me when I won 175 00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,250 award? 176 00:15:26,370 --> 00:15:27,810 Here we go again. 177 00:15:28,810 --> 00:15:31,010 Whoopi, your mommy's so happy for you. 178 00:15:31,850 --> 00:15:34,210 You're such a baby, George. Why can't you let me have this? 179 00:15:34,430 --> 00:15:35,490 Why do you need it? 180 00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:38,770 I don't. All right, I just thought it would be nice if my own mother was proud 181 00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:40,570 of me for one thing. 182 00:15:40,810 --> 00:15:44,950 I mean, I worked my way up to manager at the factory, Mom. In 15 short years. 183 00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:49,670 Well, what about the house? 184 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,070 Oh, you make payments. 185 00:15:54,150 --> 00:15:55,150 What about my kids? 186 00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,950 All we know for sure is Angie gave birth twice. 187 00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:04,980 It's a speculation. 188 00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:10,960 So there isn't one thing you ever thought that I was good at? 189 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,140 Well, I don't know about that. 190 00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:17,440 I thought you were pretty good on the guitar. 191 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,420 What? You never thought I was any good at the guitar? 192 00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:22,700 Yes, I did. 193 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:25,700 I used to tell Marlene Sanchez all the time. 194 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,720 You told Marlene Sanchez, you liar. 195 00:16:33,230 --> 00:16:35,710 I want to see you do it right now. Call her right now. Go, pick up the phone. 196 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:38,630 Sanchez. 197 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,370 Here we go. San Fernando. 198 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:42,910 Maria. Maria. 199 00:16:43,610 --> 00:16:44,790 Maria. Maria. 200 00:16:46,390 --> 00:16:47,390 Maria. 201 00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:48,970 Maria. Maria. 202 00:16:49,950 --> 00:16:50,950 Marlene. 203 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,510 Here we go. 204 00:16:57,170 --> 00:16:58,650 Hey, Mr. Sanchez. 205 00:16:58,970 --> 00:17:00,250 Hey, it's George Lopez. 206 00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:02,329 Uh -huh. 207 00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:03,550 Remember I used to live down the block? 208 00:17:03,770 --> 00:17:04,770 You remember, remember? 209 00:17:11,349 --> 00:17:12,890 With the head, that one. 210 00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:18,170 Hey, is Marlene there? 211 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,329 Oh my God, I'm sorry, I didn't know. 212 00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:28,349 Hey man, before she slipped away, did she mention that I was good at guitar? 213 00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:31,170 Hello? 214 00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:36,890 Marlene's gone, and so am I. 215 00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:39,770 Oh, no, you're not going anywhere until you say something nice about my life. 216 00:17:39,990 --> 00:17:40,990 George, don't be stupid. 217 00:17:41,570 --> 00:17:44,450 Mom, I can wait. You on the other hand need a smoke in about three minutes. 218 00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:50,250 I'm not going to do it. Why not? Would it clear you to say something nice about 219 00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:51,089 me for once? 220 00:17:51,090 --> 00:17:52,090 No. 221 00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:55,350 Say something nice. No. Say it. No. 222 00:17:55,550 --> 00:17:56,550 Why not? 223 00:17:56,610 --> 00:17:58,470 Because if I do, it'll go away. 224 00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:01,730 What are you talking about, you crazy old bat? 225 00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:07,570 supposed to brag about things. 226 00:18:07,990 --> 00:18:11,150 If you do, the evil eye will take it away. You know. 227 00:18:12,670 --> 00:18:13,670 Maldiojo. 228 00:18:16,270 --> 00:18:17,510 Okay, let's try this again. 229 00:18:17,710 --> 00:18:19,430 What are you talking about, you crazy old bat? 230 00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:23,570 I am not crazy. 231 00:18:23,830 --> 00:18:26,570 Why do you think I rubbed pee on your face when you were a baby? 232 00:18:30,990 --> 00:18:34,970 Mom, that's unsanitary. 233 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:43,400 You know, your aunts kept saying how cute you were, and so I had to go and 234 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,100 some ugly to rub on your face. 235 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:50,140 You know, so that the evil eye would pass over you. So I took a little pee 236 00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:51,520 the diaper. That was the ugly. 237 00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:58,040 You know, now that I look back at it, I probably put a little too much on it. 238 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,440 Well, now that you say it like that, it makes perfect sense. I better go wake up 239 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,640 my adorable son and smear it with his own waste. 240 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,340 You know, to protect him from the evil eye. 241 00:19:12,780 --> 00:19:13,980 Shut up, George. Shut up. 242 00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:15,180 Shh. 243 00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:16,560 It can hear you. 244 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,300 With what, Mom? Its evil ears? 245 00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:23,040 You don't get it, do you? 246 00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:26,420 Almost everything good in my life's been taken away. 247 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,260 You don't play with this. 248 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:31,760 That's why you don't compliment me? 249 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,520 Wait a second. Then why were you complimenting Randy? 250 00:19:34,780 --> 00:19:39,400 If something happens to Randy, that's bad. If something happens to you... 251 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:48,200 Thank 252 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,220 you. That's all I ever wanted. 253 00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:55,100 You know what? 254 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:57,880 You're really a good mom. 255 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:02,840 Come and get her, I. 256 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,580 You're a good person and you shouldn't live forever. Come on, I! 257 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,140 Let's go to the backyard! 258 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:12,760 Let's go! 259 00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:16,060 Hey. 260 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,080 Hey, 261 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,680 I just wanted to stop by and see if anything happened today you might want 262 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,780 tell me about. You know, something that I might be proud of. 263 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,000 Come on, Max, there has to be something. 264 00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:33,460 Hey, what do you got there? 265 00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:34,799 Book report. 266 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,800 Oh, hey, how'd you do? 267 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,360 T -minus. 268 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:41,720 Well, how about soccer? 269 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:45,360 We lost eight to nothing. Mercy, we left the first quarter. 270 00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:52,240 I mean, did anything happen today, Max? I mean, even the tiniest accomplishment. 271 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,520 Come on, man, work with me. 272 00:20:56,660 --> 00:21:00,400 Oh, okay. Well, I was laughing so hard in math class. 273 00:21:00,670 --> 00:21:02,470 That I got a fly caught in my mouth. 274 00:21:04,610 --> 00:21:06,990 And I kept it in there for a whole minute. 19807