All language subtitles for George Lopez s03e07 No One Gets Out Alive 2

Hey. Hey, how was the ski trip? Oh, it
was great. I mean, Coach Stanley was so

cool. They loved me. I mean, they were
even laughing at my jokes.

You didn't tell me they were drinkers.

Where's Dad?

Oh, Carmen, we didn't want to tell you
this right before your trip, but there

was a plane crash, and they think the
landing gear made by your dad's factory

was involved.

How's he doing?

The last few days have been pretty
tough.

I'm going to say hi to him. Okay.

Wow, Carmen, you screamed louder than
your mother.

You guys are sick. I can't believe you
made up that horrible story about a

crash with some stupid prank.

Actually, honey, that part was true.

Oh.

You were supposed to wait for me.

Oh, sorry, Max.

You can hang yourself at school.

I bet that janitor with the drinking
problem could use a good scare.

No, you are not wearing that to school.

Now get ready for school, both of you.
George, you better hurry up or you're

going to be late.

Just trying to figure out what I'm going
to say to everybody the first day back

after the crash.

And how do you get your mind off those
two people that died?

Oh, man, it's going to be gloomy.

George, wait.

You can't go to work like that.

Have a good day.

Have a good day.

I said turn off the freaking music.

Look, I'm team leader, and I want
everybody on my line poking.

Are you saying I'm not doing my job
right?

Huh?

Because if you are, you're going to be
taking a ride on the pig train.

Back off, or you're going to take a ride
on the... Ouch!

I don't know. Did you leave it on? Hey,
Ernie Frank, what's this about? He said

I'm not focused, like I'm responsible
for what happened to those people. I

didn't say that. But maybe you should
take a second look at your strut seals.

I wouldn't be surprised if they leaked.

It's on. Yeah, because I left it on.
Come on, come on, come on.

Well,

it's like two manatees fighting over one
head of lettuce.

Look, if you two guys don't knock it
off, I'm gonna take a couple of those

steels and shove them down your throat.
Yeah, well, I'd still be able to

breathe, because they don't work.

Those struts are airtight, okay?

And even if I did put out a bad part,
one of the inspectors is supposed to

it. Well, don't look at me.

I'm not the one they call Inspector
Alzheimer.

Hey, hey, this isn't my fault. I do my
job right, and nothing gets past me.

You know...

I only pretend not to remember what you
say, because I love hearing you brag

about how you invented fire. That's
right, you're older than fire!

Girls, girls!

You're both old and nasty.

Look, this is not the time to start
blaming each other.

Okay, we didn't do anything wrong.

And we'll get through this.

We've been through tough times before.

Remember the asbestos scare?

You were never in danger.

Now, come on, get back to work.

Back to work.

I need to sit in your office,
backstabber.

Jack, when are you going to get over
this? I thought the company was

up. I'm sorry I picked your brother over
you.

That's all water under the bridge, two
-faced lying Jesus.

Listen, I wanted to give you a heads up.

NTSB is investigating us.

Sending a guy over this afternoon is
going to question all the workers.

They think we're responsible?

Hey, don't worry.

I mean, they're not going to find
anything.

I've got to go to my office and erase a
lot of stuff off my hard drive.

Oh, man, Jack.

No, no, no.

No, George, it's not about the crash.

It's... I'm writing a romance novel.

Why would the NTSB care about that?

It's pretty steamy.

All my friends know the lowrider.

The lowrider is a little higher.

Benita Lopez, Powers Brothers Aviation.

Employee number 594. That's it.

You can hang me upside down and beat the
soles of my feet, but you're not

getting any more out of me. How long
have you been an inspector?

About 30 years.

And how many parts would you say you
inspect in a day?

Not as many as your wife.

About 80.

So as head inspector, can you think of
any way that a bad part may have gotten

through?

Hey, you know what the problem with you
guys is?

You gotta blame somebody for everything.
Sometimes crap just happens, you know?

Planes crash, buses fall off cliffs, and
it looks like your mother did it with a

frog. What are you gonna do?

I think we're finished.

Thank you.

Send me a tape. I think I did a good
job.

How'd it go?

Just don't say his name during the
cavity search. It only encourages him.

Have a seat, Mr. Lopez.

I've noticed that some of your workers
are dealing with substance abuse

problems, but they're still employed
here as the manager.

How do you explain that?

Well, I give them a second chance, but I
take them off the line.

Everyone going through rehab works in
shipping.

We even have our own delivery slogan.

When it absolutely, positively has to be
somewhere, sometime.

Something tells me you don't like the
funny.

Mr. Lopez, this is a serious matter.

I can see from your files that you've
had problems here before. Retention

roller bearings, oil lines. Those parts
were rejected, okay? Any problem we

have, we fix.

We do a great job here.

Well, I hope so for your sake, because
it is your signature that sends these

parts out the door.

Oh, I have to go to the car and get
another tape.

You might want to start taking your
personal belongings out of your desk.

Why would I do that? Because we're
shutting this place down until the

investigation is over.

Well, how long is that going to be?

Well, it's impossible to say. Could be a
couple of weeks.

Could be forever.

George, I need some personal days next
week.

I'm not going to tell you what they're
for. I just need them off.

Take them. It's a very, very private
matter.

Please don't tell me.

It involves lasers.

Gina, if you tell me, you're fired. What
if I just point to it?

Go!

Matt, what are you doing?

Saving money.

I'm making my own Halloween costume.

I'm a zombie.

This is my Lomerie kelp mask. This stuff
is $40 a jar.

You are ripping off your customer.

Max, with everything that's going on,
this is not the best Halloween to be

at somebody dead.

And ask for that mask, young man.

Leave it on for another 20 minutes.
It'll clean your pores.

so early?

The NTSB shut down the factory to
investigate the crash.

What?

That's not fair.

They don't know what went wrong, but
they're putting you out of work, taking

money out of our pockets?

It's gonna be okay, baby.

It's almost Halloween, and when the
neighborhood kids egg the house, I'm

run out there with some chorizo and
we'll make an omelet on the porch.

That's a girl scout. Knock her down.
I'll take her cookies también, huh?

Jack. Hi, come on in.

What now, Jack? The factory burned down?

No, that's plan B.

No, George, I'm here because I need your
help.

I'm worried that the workers are going
to panic, start looking for other jobs.

What can I do?

You're from the line, George. They trust
you.

Get them to stick with us, just for a
few weeks, just until we're cleared.

You can't afford to lose anybody.

Except maybe your mom.

I know she's a good worker, but, George,
she gets drunk and she crank calls my

house late at night.

George, just don't let anybody quit,
huh?

I'm counting on you.

Mom, it's working.

I can feel my pores being cleaned.

George, don't just do this for me.

Do it for your little girl.

What are you guys doing?

Those fools are looking for work.

You too, Ernie?

No, I'm looking at last night's lotto
numbers.

Oh.

Now I'm looking for work.

Put that away.

Listen up, I want to say something.

You gonna get that, Frank?

Uh, my old lady doesn't know I'm out of
work, and I don't want her to know I'm

at a bar.

Well, go ahead and get it. I'll help you
out.

All right.

Hey, sweetheart.

Frank, that better not be a personal
call if I get your lazy ass back on the

plane. I gotta go, honey.

Fathead's all over my junkyard.

Thanks, George.

Look, I can't believe this.

You guys jumped ship at the first sign
of trouble.

What happened to loyalty?

Look, this investigation thing is gonna
blow over. We'll pull through this.

We're a family.

I'm here for you guys.

Frank, you had your wedding in my
backyard.

And Gina, I helped you fix your roof
after the earthquake.

Blaine, who was standing by your side
when you finally decided to come out to

your parents?

Blaine, he's gay?

Well, now I'm out at work, too. Why
don't you just tell my wife?

Listen, all I'm asking for is a couple
of weeks.

George is right.

You know, we owe him that.

You know, I'm here for you, buddy.

Maybe there's some way we could raise
money and have an emergency fund and

it to whoever needs it.

Topless car wash.

Good idea, Ernie.

Because these are the women that you
want to see topless? Hey,

these chichis can still turn heads.

Yeah, they turn heads, but now it's more
like this.

Halloween's coming up. And those big
haunted houses, they make a fortune.

We could build our own.

Well, that's a great idea, Ernie.

We could have it at my place and we
could charge like five bucks. Come on,

do it.

That's a great idea. We could all get
dressed up like skeletons and goblins.

How did you get into your costume so
fast?

out of there before it wakes up.

Too late.

And too bad for you two because I am
very hungry.

Save yourself.

The only way out is the mining car.

Man, I hope they fix the track.

You could get lost down there forever.

I don't want to go home.

Why are you crying?

That's how you get out to see your
mommy.

And that, the giant cave snake gets you.

No refunds to all your friends.

Wasn't that fun?

That was scary.

Try having dinner with it every Sunday.

Mom! You know what? Just go through
here, and there's some candy outside.

What's the matter?

That dead kid.

What if I did that?

What are you talking about? What if I
killed those people on the plane?

Mom, why would you think that?

You know how when you're driving and all
of a sudden you look up and you realize

that you haven't been paying any
attention?

Well, that's happened to me on the line.

I look up and I see a bunch of parts
I've okayed and I don't even remember

inspecting them.

zipper in this thing.

Max!

Right, all right.

Where's my candy?

Okay, I don't want you to keep this
candy in your room, okay? I want it in

kitchen.

How many pizzas have you had this
morning?

None.

Show me your tongue.

Show me your tongue.

Max, we have this talk every Halloween.
Okay, no candy before breakfast.

Wait a minute. Show me your tongue.

No.

It's not important right now.

You came to my room last night to steal
my candy.

I knew I wasn't dreaming.

Bears don't tell you they're bears.

I did no such thing, partner.

How's it going, Mom?

Perfect. You know, never better.

Listen, I was thinking, when the factory
opens, if you don't want to inspect

anymore, I could put you back on one of
the machines.

I guess that'd be all right.

I'm getting sick of listening to Gina
talk about that laser treatment.

Hey, you know where they put those
lasers? No.

Don't want to know.

Don't want to point it to either.

Benny, George told me what happened last
night, and I want you to know you are

not alone.

You're a strong person, but you're
stronger with us. What? Are you paid by

hug? Get off me!

She seems fine.

So, we cleared almost a thousand dollars
last night. That should really help out

Frank and the other guys.

Oh, that's great.

What are you doing with the classifieds?

I'm looking for a job.

What?

You just told your mom the factory was
going to reopen.

Look, I'm just trying to get her through
this, Angie.

All right, I'm giving Jack his two
weeks, but my mom shook me up.

Look, I didn't want to admit there was a
chance we made a mistake, but she's on

the line. If she thinks there's a
problem, then what the hell do I know?

I've got to take care of my family.

Now you're shaking me up.

Everything's going to be all right,
baby.

As long as you believe in me and my
ability to put pets to sleep in a humane

environment.

I mean, how hard can that be?

Hey, Lopez, Mr. Whiskers is waking up.

I'm on it.

I can double my hours at Lummery, and
until the factory reopens, you can watch

the kids.

Rather kill strangers' pets.

Mom?

Want to let us mop the feet? Yep.

Hey,

Gina, what's up?

Well, I got that laser surgery.

I don't need to know.

It was a giant mirror, and I got to
watch the whole thing as they were

happen. Tequila?

Jack!

What's up, brother?

Oh, George, I'm glad you're here. Let me
ask you a question.

If you were a young Southern belle, who
would you be more attracted to? The

dashing captain with the promising
future or the young Irish stable boy

eyes so blue you could swim in them?

Oh, hell, I got tequila at the house.