All language subtitles for George Lopez s02e07 The Wedding Dance

Well, I checked the suggestion box I set
up and I don't think the workers are

taking it seriously.

Why not?

Listen to these suggestions.

Try a shorter skirt.

Wear white on rainy days.

Drop more things.

I guess you didn't get my suggestion.

What was that?

Don't bother George with a suggestion
box.

Man, you're still frozen on this
website.

What?

Find a family.

I'm trying to find my father.

It turns out he's alive, man. My mom's
lied to me my whole life.

Your mom's behind you, G.

Turns out he's alive.

My mom's lied to me my whole life.

You know, even though he left us, I miss
your dad, too.

You know what I miss the most?

The cheating.

No, the boozing.

No, the knocking me up at 17 and then
leaving me.

This isn't about you anymore. This is
about me and him.

But if that really hurts you, well, then
that's just a bonus.

Hey, you're never going to find him. But
if you do, tell him I want my virginity

back.

If he gives it to you, what are you
going to do with it?

I'm going to give it to anyone who's man
enough to take it.

George, George, did you hear about
Frank? What? The wedding's two weeks

He took down all the flyers for the
reception.

You're kidding me, huh?

Yo, Frank, what happened to the flyers
for the reception?

It's off, man.

Oh, I'm sorry.

That's... But you really dodged a bullet
there with Kathy. I mean, she's been

with, like, half the guys in the
factory.

Wait a second.

Is the wedding off or just the
reception?

Just a reception.

Do you mind if I change the subject? No,
that would be good for me.

So you're going to have a party? I mean,
you can't have a wedding without a

party.

Yeah, well, I kind of ran out of money.

So we're thinking of having the
reception at the IHOP.

But since we can't afford to rent it,
we're just all going to try to eat there

at the same time.

Listen, we've worked together a long
time. I've known you a long time.

Let me help you out.

I got a big backyard. You can have the
reception there.

Really? You mean it?

Oh, thanks a lot, George.

Kathy's going to be so excited.

I hear all it takes is a wine cooler.

You know, I'm just a single guy, but you
should have asked Angie first.

I mean, I'd have to ask my mom if I was
going to have people over.

She'll be all right. You know, Angie,
she loves helping people. All right.

Hey, why don't you ask Ginger to the
reception?

This is your big chance.

I don't know if I can do it, man. She's
so out of my league.

Yeah, she's out of your league, but your
league's full of ugly girls. Go for it.

Oh, Ginger.

She's so beautiful.

Ernie, be cool.

Winner with words.

So, you got a Twix.

Yeah, it's a chocolate -covered cookie
with caramel inside.

Why did I just say that?

Everybody knows what a Twix is.

Bring up the wedding. Bring up the
wedding.

Are you going to eat both of those?

No, once for later.

He's got such cute ears.

Why is he just standing there?

Maybe he's going to ask me out.

Do it. Do it now.

Are you going to the wedding?

Yeah. Me too.

Put the buffet table over here.

We're going to need a lot of chairs, so
we'll borrow them from the lunchroom at

the plant. And we'll put up a sheet
right here, and we'll make this like the

area. And all that will be general
admission.

Okay, Dad.

Time for the dog to get a shot.

Whoa. What's wrong with your dog?

What makes you think there's something
wrong with the dog?

He's got diabetes and he can't walk. Had
you bought him off some homeless guy.

So did you have a name or you got...

You know, waiting to see how this thing
plays out.

Guys, help me distract the dog.

You know,

as a woman, I try not to feel superior,
but you guys make it really hard.

You were helping Dad give the dog his
shot.

Hey, Angie, you hear Frank's getting
married?

You know, honey, Frank's a little tight
on cash, so I said he could use the

backyard for the reception. I hope
that's okay with you. Are you kidding?

course that's okay with me. You have
Kathy call me. We'll work out all the

details. It's going to be great.

Oh, thank you so much, Angie. Hey, come
on. We're going to be late for the

bachelor party tonight.

I had my mom go to the bank and get me
some singles. She thinks I'm spending

day at the arcade.

You know what, man? Either way, that's
creepy.

Sorry I didn't ask you first.

We're good here, right? We're good.

You know what I love about you?

That you're always there for me. Thank
you. You're welcome.

Actually, I think this is going to be
kind of fun.

You know, me too.

You know what?

This would be a great time for us to
finally do a little dance.

Angie, you know I don't dance.

Oh, come on. This is different. It's
going to be in our own house, in our own

backyard. It'll be comfortable.

Angie, that's easy for you. You're
Cuban.

You got dancing in your blood. Salsa,
merengue.

Mexican. Our big dance is around a hat.

Okay, fine.

No dancing.

We still good?

We're still good.

But would it kill you to give me just
one dance?

I thought we were good.

We're good. I'm just asking.

Doesn't sound good.

Well, it doesn't feel good having a
husband who won't dance with you.

Angie, I thought we had an agreement.

What agreement?

That you don't make me dance and I don't
make you chop the morning wood.

Okay.

Tomorrow morning.

Hey, wait, that's not fair.

Why not?

Because I don't want to dance.

Well, I do.

And I have for 16 years.

What happened 16 years ago?

When we got married, right?

Mm -hmm.

Why is this all coming out now?

Because two strangers are going to have
their wedding dance in my backyard when

I never had one.

But that was a long time ago. I thought
you were over that.

I tried to get over it, but I can't. I
just wanted that one moment at our

wedding when everybody looks at us and
says, look at them dance. They're going

to be together forever.

You know, dancing doesn't keep people
together.

Jennifer Lopez, dance divorced.

Michael Jackson, dance divorced.

Elizabeth Taylor, dance divorced, dance
divorced, dance divorced.

Pimper placement, dance divorced.

stupid dance with my husband, but
obviously you're not going to give me

I give up.

So are we good?

I

know,

huh?

Right now, right now?

stash of Cuban cigars. We're going to
smoke them.

Then this bachelor party is officially
over and I'm driving you guys the hell

home. No, wait, come on. It's only 1
.15.

Take me to my grandmother's grave.

I want to tell her I'm getting married.

As fun as that sounds.

The designated driver is calling it a
night.

Oh, come on, George. You of all people
should understand.

You thought your dad was dead.

My grandmother is dead.

The word dead appears in both sentences.

Look, I gotta get some sleep and you
gotta get some sleep. The word sleep

appears in both sentences.

Wuss! Wuss! Wuss!

I'm not a wuss!

Look, I don't want to stay out too late
and Angie's already mad at me.

Wuss! Wuss!

Wuss! Wuss!

Wuss! One more wuss and I tell everybody
at work who cried when the stripper

pole danced over the rainbow.

So what are you and Angie fighting
about, anyway?

She's freaking out because, like, two
decades ago, we didn't dance at our

wedding. Oh, really? I mean, I was 20. I
was a kid, man. I'm a lousy dancer. And

you know what? I didn't want to look
stupid in front of my boys. Of course

That's right. I mean, there was no music
in the house when I was growing up. And

at school, they'd have these dances that
were girls' choice, and none of the

girls ever asked me to dance. Oh, that's
terrible.

That sucks.

And then I found Angie, and she was this
beautiful girl who loved to dance. And

I was sure that if she saw me and I was
all clumsy, that maybe she wouldn't feel

the same way about me. Of course.

You're right. You're right. You're
right. So we haven't danced in 16 years,

now she's got all this anger built up.

But she said she'd be cool if I danced
with her at Frank's wedding.

Isn't that crazy?

You've got to dance with her, dude.
You've got to make her happy, and if you

love her, you'll do it.

So you guys are taking her side.

It's not that hard, brother.

You just got to do this.

You

know

what?

It's really not as pretty when you
haven't been drinking.

Hey, Angie, going out?

Yeah, I've got to get some things for
the party.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

Max, this is very important. If your mom
comes home, let me know before she goes

upstairs, okay?

Sure.

What are you doing there?

I just want to see what kind of music
Mr. Needle is like.

Hey, you gave him a name.

Because of the shots.

That's what makes him special.

Mr. Needles.

Well, I guess it's better than Mr. Licks
himself.

Carmen, you up? Mac did it.

It's not about that. I need your help.

I screwed up with your mom big time.

What happened?

And you gotta tell me the truth. I don't
care how bad it is. I can handle it.

I didn't dance with your mom at our
wedding.

Drama. I need more drama.

Carmen, I have never, ever danced with
your mother before.

And at Frank's wedding, I am going to
dance.

And I want you to teach me.

I like it.

She can't know anything about this,
Carmen. It's got to be a complete

And it's got to be the right kind of
dance for a wedding, okay? I can't be

there getting my swerve on.

Dad, I got it. Don't you remember?

What then?

In seventh grade, I was Anna and the
King and I. Oh, right. I didn't sleep

through that at all.

Dad?

Gaze into her eyes like you can see
every tomorrow and forever in them.

Okay, that's it. No more Spanish soap
operas for you.

Okay, everybody, it's time for the
dollar dance. Let's get the bride out

Guys, remember, one dollar gets you one
dance.

And remember, no tongues.

Not even with a ten.

Lucky, she gets to dance and make money.

Look at her.

She has no idea what's going to happen.

God, I hope I don't screw it up. No,
Dad, you'll do fine.

This is so sweet. She's going to love
it.

George?

Campbell, what are you doing here?

I just brought some work you need to
look over before Monday, and this fax

for you.

Why are you working on Saturday?

Let's just say it.

Gunning for your job.

What are all these people from the
office doing here?

It's a wedding.

Oh, George, just because my uncle's the
owner doesn't mean I can't socialize

with people from work.

You're right, Campbell.

Welcome to my house.

Hey, those are the chairs from the
factory lunchroom.

Bye, Campbell.

You know what? That guy dancing over
there, he's out of work. It's a miracle.

Mom,

I didn't think you were coming.

I'm just making a plate. I'm leaving.

Please don't tell me you cut their cake.

I got it from the back part. Nobody will
notice.

What's that?

It's from those finder family people.

They can't find any Manny Lopez's in
California. Hit a dead end.

I told you you were wasting your time.

Look, I don't even know if I want a
relationship with this guy.

I just wanted to see my father one time
with my own eyes. So just forget it.

When he left, he changed his name to
Henry Lopez for financial reasons.

By Henry Lopez.

Oh, I'm going to give you one of his
social security numbers.

Thanks.

Don't thank me. When you find him, thank
him for abandoning you so we could

share this beautiful moment.

You know what?

You could try to make this ugly, but we
both know what you just did right now

was nice.

Give me a kiss. Oh, get away from me.

It's a piece of cake.

She's an angel sent down from heaven.

Perfection.

He's such a hottie.

Those strong shoulders.

That goofy, confused look on his face.

I want him so bad.

Hey. Hey.

So, you drove here?

now that your cheapskates can get out on
the floor.

I'll see you at work.

You're

kidding.

Does this look like I'm kidding?

This is our song.

the king and i oh no pumping

your mom's had more shots than mr needle

Oh my God, Mom's going to be really
embarrassed about this.

Not if you don't get the video camera.

Marie!

Stop shaking!

Wake up, rum shaker.

Oh, it was beautiful, especially when
you and I had our dance.

We didn't dance.

Oh, yes, we did.

Carmen taught me how to dance, and we
danced.

George, I don't remember that.

I thought you might say that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

It gets better. You want me to fast
forward it to where the guys start

dollars on you? No, that's okay.

How about to the point where you started
spanking me? No, no.

I'm sorry, George.

You don't have to be sorry, baby. It's
my fault.

I should have danced with you a long
time ago.

Besides, we made 200 bucks in tips.

Thank you for understanding what that
meant to me.

I just... I feel so bad. We finally
have... our dance and I missed it.

Not too late.

How am I doing? Is this okay?

George, I never cared how good you were.

I just wanted us to have our dance.

to me that somehow came true.

It's worth the wait.

And I know tomorrow will still be the

same.

We've got a life of love that won't ever
change

and every...