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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,029 --> 00:00:04,029 Come in. 2 00:00:06,970 --> 00:00:08,370 I finally left her, George. 3 00:00:08,870 --> 00:00:12,770 She was suffocating me. She kept asking me, where am I going? When am I coming 4 00:00:12,770 --> 00:00:15,850 home? How can you live with a woman that doesn't trust you? 5 00:00:16,190 --> 00:00:17,190 Another fight with your mom? 6 00:00:19,170 --> 00:00:20,950 Yeah, a big one this time. 7 00:00:22,070 --> 00:00:23,250 She's not in the bag, is she? 8 00:00:24,810 --> 00:00:26,090 No, dude, that's my stuff. 9 00:00:26,410 --> 00:00:27,710 I moved out of my folks' house. 10 00:00:28,010 --> 00:00:29,010 So where are you going to go? 11 00:00:29,870 --> 00:00:32,810 Well... Remember that time you said I could stay at your house whenever I 12 00:00:32,810 --> 00:00:33,810 wanted? 13 00:00:34,570 --> 00:00:35,990 Man, that was in the second grade. 14 00:00:37,190 --> 00:00:39,610 I was being nice to you because you gave me a valentine. 15 00:00:41,290 --> 00:00:45,110 Angie, Ernie got in a fight with his folks, so is it okay if he stays here? 16 00:00:45,110 --> 00:00:46,630 course. Ernie, what happened? 17 00:00:47,110 --> 00:00:49,170 My mom doesn't like my new girlfriend, Linda. 18 00:00:49,530 --> 00:00:53,370 She thinks Linda's using me because she's not working and she has three kids 19 00:00:53,370 --> 00:00:55,730 from three different fathers and I made her a couple of loans. 20 00:00:57,630 --> 00:00:59,630 Hey, man, is there a scar where your kidney should be? 21 00:01:01,210 --> 00:01:03,190 You know what, Ernie? As long as she makes you happy, bro. 22 00:01:03,490 --> 00:01:05,010 Oh, she makes me happy. 23 00:01:05,550 --> 00:01:09,910 Believe me, she makes me very, very happy. 24 00:01:10,870 --> 00:01:11,870 Okay, 25 00:01:14,410 --> 00:01:15,870 Ernie, we know you've got some. 26 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:19,070 Oh, no, I didn't. But she makes me happy. 27 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:30,840 You want to play a game? 28 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:33,280 You know what? I can't right now, man. I got to read this thing for work. 29 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:41,680 Man, 30 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:43,400 you guys got the best board games. 31 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:52,080 Six, three, two, four, four, four, four, 32 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,080 four. 33 00:02:04,620 --> 00:02:07,620 this thing by Monday. I gotta recommend a retirement plan for you guys. 34 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:11,780 This could determine whether you're playing bingo for fun or bingo for 35 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:15,040 Hey, I'm sorry. 36 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:18,040 Listen, I really appreciate you letting me stay here. 37 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:21,140 I'll just say goodnight to Linda, then you won't even know I'm here. 38 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:25,980 Hey, baby. 39 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:30,100 It's sweet daddy. 40 00:02:35,050 --> 00:02:36,050 Ernie. It's Ernie. 41 00:02:37,670 --> 00:02:41,770 I just, uh... I wanted my voice to be the last one you hear tonight. 42 00:02:43,970 --> 00:02:44,970 Oh, you're going out? 43 00:02:46,550 --> 00:02:47,710 When can I see you? 44 00:02:48,490 --> 00:02:49,490 Oh, I don't know. I'll ask. 45 00:02:49,690 --> 00:02:51,690 Hey, uh, can Linda and her kids come over tomorrow? 46 00:02:53,050 --> 00:02:56,230 Yeah, sure. I mean, those kids have probably never seen a house without 47 00:02:56,230 --> 00:02:57,230 before. 48 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:00,610 Hey, baby, I'm back. 49 00:03:01,980 --> 00:03:03,040 No, Ernie. 50 00:03:10,260 --> 00:03:11,260 Dad, 51 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:12,800 are you busy? 52 00:03:13,140 --> 00:03:14,880 Um, yeah, Max, what do you want? 53 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,880 Um, can you find something for school? 54 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:22,220 We're going to the zoo, uh, science -based place. 55 00:03:22,460 --> 00:03:23,460 Yeah. 56 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:26,120 Sounds like fun. 57 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:27,640 What sounds like fun? 58 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,720 He's going to the zoo science -based thing place. 59 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:35,480 Dad already signed it. 60 00:03:35,580 --> 00:03:37,720 Give it to me. She's undermining your authority. 61 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:46,000 This is for a parent -teacher conference. 62 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,360 Honey, what happened? 63 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,020 The teacher hates me. 64 00:03:50,740 --> 00:03:53,160 The teacher can't just hate you, Max. What did you do? 65 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,120 There was this stupid test. 66 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:57,380 I didn't feel like taking it, so I drew a picture. 67 00:03:59,780 --> 00:04:01,580 Of? My teacher. 68 00:04:04,970 --> 00:04:05,970 Taking a test? 69 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:08,290 In hell? 70 00:04:11,910 --> 00:04:12,910 Son, that's wrong. 71 00:04:14,330 --> 00:04:16,490 Max, why didn't you take the test? 72 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:17,790 I don't know. 73 00:04:20,990 --> 00:04:22,950 George, our child just walked away from us. 74 00:04:23,590 --> 00:04:24,590 The good one. 75 00:04:25,950 --> 00:04:29,310 You know, Angie, I've got all this work to do. I mean, can you deal with it? No, 76 00:04:29,490 --> 00:04:32,870 Max has never been in trouble at school before. We're both going to that 77 00:04:32,870 --> 00:04:34,810 meeting. Can we do it on the phone? 78 00:04:36,210 --> 00:04:37,950 I mean, my mom never went to my school. 79 00:04:38,790 --> 00:04:40,950 She only went to my graduation to heckle me. 80 00:04:42,210 --> 00:04:45,170 Oh, look at him, mister. Oh, you think you're all bad. 81 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:49,690 Mister high school diploma, mister. I know where Africa is. 82 00:04:54,650 --> 00:04:55,650 What? 83 00:04:55,810 --> 00:04:57,270 You are so damaged. 84 00:04:59,290 --> 00:05:02,070 But this is important. We both got to talk to that teacher. 85 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:04,240 All right. 86 00:05:04,980 --> 00:05:09,020 Hey, but listen, you know how sometimes at night you call me sweet daddy? 87 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:12,160 Don't do that anymore. 88 00:05:16,780 --> 00:05:17,300 I 89 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:24,620 know, 90 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:25,700 huh? 91 00:05:27,380 --> 00:05:28,700 Member, you member. 92 00:05:31,140 --> 00:05:32,180 What call you at? 93 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:36,440 Right now, right now. 94 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:39,700 Go! 95 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,380 All about me. 96 00:05:47,700 --> 00:05:50,980 Oh, George, look at these little autobiographies. 97 00:05:51,940 --> 00:05:56,700 I'm Brandy. I love Britney Spears, and I don't have a dad. 98 00:06:00,810 --> 00:06:05,370 because my mom says I'm pretty and the world loves a pretty girl. 99 00:06:07,110 --> 00:06:08,370 There's a future stripper. 100 00:06:10,210 --> 00:06:13,890 Mr. and Mrs. Lopez, thank you for coming down. 101 00:06:14,810 --> 00:06:20,530 Let me start by saying Max is a joy to have in class. He's a joy at home. 102 00:06:21,070 --> 00:06:24,470 You know, and he likes you too. He draws all his favorite people in hell. 103 00:06:29,580 --> 00:06:33,580 Max is having real problems with his reading. Have you seen a centipede? 104 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:41,520 I don't know what that's got to do with reading, but in our house we call it a 105 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:42,520 weenus. 106 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:45,480 Um, no. 107 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:47,440 Just look up at the wall here. 108 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:51,460 You see, each time a student finishes a book, we add a segment to their 109 00:06:51,460 --> 00:06:56,000 centipede. For example, Dakota here has already read 20 books this year. 110 00:06:56,260 --> 00:06:57,260 Where's Max's? 111 00:06:57,390 --> 00:06:58,830 It's just that head up there. 112 00:07:02,110 --> 00:07:07,630 Ms. Wilder, what exactly is the problem? Well, we tested Max, and it seems he 113 00:07:07,630 --> 00:07:08,790 has a learning disability. 114 00:07:09,790 --> 00:07:11,470 We think he's dyslexic. 115 00:07:11,830 --> 00:07:13,230 What? That can't be right. 116 00:07:13,820 --> 00:07:16,700 Well, I know he's not the best student, but he's a really smart boy. 117 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:21,180 No, it has nothing to do with intelligence. It has to do with the way 118 00:07:21,180 --> 00:07:22,180 processes language. 119 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:26,800 Sometimes his brain reverses letters, which makes it harder for him to 120 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:27,960 comprehend what he's reading. 121 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:31,920 Well, what can we do to help him? Well, I think that Max should begin special 122 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:32,920 education classes. 123 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:34,740 You want to put my son in special ed? 124 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:36,300 No, no way. 125 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:39,820 George, if he needs the classes... No, Angie! 126 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:43,480 You're not going to put my kid in special ed so all the other kids can 127 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:44,099 of him. 128 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:48,220 George. Mr. Lopez, if he doesn't get the tools he needs to read, he could be 129 00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:49,220 held back. 130 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,880 You know, does every kid in this class read the way they should? 131 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:53,780 He's a boy. He'll grow out of it. 132 00:07:54,020 --> 00:07:57,440 You know, I appreciate your concern, but this is a school, and you're a teacher, 133 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:00,940 so why don't you teach him? Well, why don't I let you two discuss this? 134 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:02,720 You know what? We don't need to discuss it. 135 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:07,120 Because we're Lopez's and we don't ask for help and we don't get help. And even 136 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,660 when we get help, we don't take it because we don't deserve it. 137 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:15,660 What are you saying? 138 00:08:16,780 --> 00:08:18,600 I don't know, but I don't need your help. 139 00:08:24,260 --> 00:08:30,240 Bernie, what's going on? 140 00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:33,840 Oh, I'm making lunch for the kids. Then I got to take Brandon to soccer practice 141 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:34,840 and Connie to ballet. 142 00:08:35,059 --> 00:08:36,100 Well, where's her mother? 143 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:37,520 Oh, it's our three -week anniversary. 144 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,260 She wanted to celebrate, so she went to a spa up in Ojai. 145 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:48,900 Hey, man, go like this. 146 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:52,080 This is Glenn Jr. 147 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:56,260 Hey, hey, hey, thing one, thing two, take it outside. 148 00:08:57,340 --> 00:09:00,190 We can't go out. Do your ladies... working with that dumb kid. 149 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:02,470 What the hell? 150 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,730 Hey, not in front of Clint Jr. 151 00:09:07,170 --> 00:09:08,930 Okay, what letter comes next? 152 00:09:10,290 --> 00:09:12,430 G? Try again, honey. 153 00:09:12,650 --> 00:09:13,650 What are you doing? 154 00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:14,750 It's just an exercise. 155 00:09:14,950 --> 00:09:17,170 I hold up a letter and you're supposed to tell me the letter that comes after 156 00:09:17,170 --> 00:09:18,930 it. Anybody can do that. 157 00:09:19,410 --> 00:09:22,050 But you have to do it without singing the alphabet song. 158 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:24,330 Right. 159 00:09:28,670 --> 00:09:30,290 Oh, sure. Q. It's the hardest one. 160 00:09:32,650 --> 00:09:34,050 It's supposed to be random. 161 00:09:34,510 --> 00:09:35,510 Then you try it. 162 00:09:35,730 --> 00:09:36,730 Okay. 163 00:09:39,730 --> 00:09:40,850 F. N. 164 00:09:41,570 --> 00:09:42,870 H. V. 165 00:09:44,970 --> 00:09:45,970 You know what? 166 00:09:46,030 --> 00:09:47,030 That's not a turn on. 167 00:09:48,950 --> 00:09:50,110 Come on, kids. We got to get moving. 168 00:09:51,210 --> 00:09:53,930 Hey, I don't want to be late for my mommy and me class. 169 00:09:54,930 --> 00:09:55,930 Bye, guys. 170 00:09:56,090 --> 00:09:57,090 Yes, Lopez. 171 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,400 You hear that, kid? 172 00:10:01,820 --> 00:10:03,960 That's what it would be like if we sent him to special ed. 173 00:10:04,860 --> 00:10:05,860 Special ed? 174 00:10:06,140 --> 00:10:09,160 I don't want to be in special ed. Is that why you're doing this? 175 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,200 Tell the truth, Max. 176 00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:13,340 Have you been doing your best at school? 177 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,560 No, I guess not. 178 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:18,420 You promise your mom and me you'll do better, you'll read more? 179 00:10:18,940 --> 00:10:19,940 Yes. 180 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:21,800 Okay, then no special ed for you. 181 00:10:22,140 --> 00:10:24,500 Thanks, Dad. I promise I'll work really hard. 182 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:30,040 What was that? 183 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:32,720 That was me making a decision without consulting you first. 184 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,200 And now this is the fight about that. 185 00:10:37,540 --> 00:10:40,220 George, I don't want to fight about this. I want to help Mac. 186 00:10:40,660 --> 00:10:44,180 We don't even know if he's got dyslexia. Why? Because one teacher said so? No, 187 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:46,380 I've been reading about it. He's got all the signs. 188 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,740 Not only that, George, it can be genetic. 189 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,040 What are you saying? 190 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,680 I think you have it, too. 191 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,200 Oh, great. 192 00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:58,080 You're saying that I passed it on to him. 193 00:10:59,150 --> 00:11:00,190 I don't think so, Angie. 194 00:11:00,610 --> 00:11:02,170 There's nothing wrong with my centipede. 195 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:11,070 George, there's nothing to be ashamed of. Some of the most prominent people in 196 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:12,490 history have been dyslexic. 197 00:11:12,730 --> 00:11:17,150 Einstein, Da Vinci, Churchill, Cher, Churchill. 198 00:11:19,730 --> 00:11:21,550 Come on, if I had it. 199 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:22,800 Don't you think I'd know by now? 200 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:26,620 Not necessarily. You were on the line for 15 years. You didn't have to read. 201 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:30,200 And all these books talk about how people with dyslexia find ways to get 202 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,760 reading. Where does it say that? 203 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:33,299 Right here. 204 00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:34,300 Read it to me. 205 00:11:38,340 --> 00:11:39,340 George, you're doing it. 206 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,840 I can't be doing anything because I don't have anything. 207 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:46,220 And I never gave Max anything except a great head of hair. 208 00:11:48,710 --> 00:11:51,650 And salmonella, that one time I tried to make my own chicken fingers. 209 00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:01,170 Hey, 210 00:12:01,350 --> 00:12:02,590 George, you wanted to see me? 211 00:12:02,810 --> 00:12:05,970 Yeah, listen, I haven't finished reading this yet, so give me the heads up if 212 00:12:05,970 --> 00:12:07,250 you see the Powers brothers on the floor. 213 00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:08,490 No problem. 214 00:12:10,570 --> 00:12:13,250 Well, George, did you analyze the report? 215 00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:24,570 Yeah, sure. You know, I just need to make some copies. Oh, well, hell, 216 00:12:24,630 --> 00:12:27,090 we don't need to read anything. We know which plan we think is best. 217 00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:28,310 But what do you recommend? 218 00:12:29,730 --> 00:12:33,310 Well, you know, I've been considering the Columbia 401K. 219 00:12:35,350 --> 00:12:37,250 But I'm also interested in the Janus pension. 220 00:12:38,990 --> 00:12:45,550 Then there's the Grubstick plan, which is the one that I recommend, man, 100%. 221 00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:48,210 Wow, that would save us a bundle. 222 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,080 Who'd have thought you'd be against paying for nursing homes? 223 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,680 I guess if they're mad at you, they won't be mad for long. 224 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,160 Wait, wait, wait. 225 00:12:58,440 --> 00:12:59,239 This is crazy. 226 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,080 I mean, we can't do away with nursing homes. 227 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:04,540 Hey, my mom didn't smoke for 40 years to die alone in my attic. 228 00:13:06,060 --> 00:13:07,200 What are you talking about? 229 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:11,100 You know, I can't recommend anything because I didn't finish reading the 230 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:12,100 proposal. 231 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,560 Oh, damn it, George. 232 00:13:14,180 --> 00:13:16,420 This job isn't only running the plant floor. 233 00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:20,370 Well, we were worried that a guy from the line would have trouble with the 234 00:13:20,370 --> 00:13:23,190 paperwork. Hey, I didn't have trouble with the paperwork. I just got caught up 235 00:13:23,190 --> 00:13:24,089 with other stuff. 236 00:13:24,090 --> 00:13:27,250 When do we get it? I'll have it for you tomorrow morning. First thing. Count on 237 00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:28,250 it. 238 00:13:35,530 --> 00:13:37,210 Hey, listen, Mom, can I ask you a question? 239 00:13:37,430 --> 00:13:39,530 Hey, I'm not co -signing crap for you. 240 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,630 Wasn't that the toast you gave at my wedding? 241 00:13:45,810 --> 00:13:46,810 No, listen. 242 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,900 When I was a kid, did I have trouble reading? 243 00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:50,300 Yeah, you did. 244 00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:53,600 You didn't read so good, and you wrote stuff kind of funny, too. 245 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,900 Man, did the school ever say I was dyslexic? Oh, there we go with those 246 00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:01,740 labels. What difference does it make what you had? 247 00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:04,780 You finished school, so you weren't the greatest student. 248 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:07,580 Well, what were you going to be, the first Mexican astronaut? 249 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:10,760 Hey, maybe. 250 00:14:10,940 --> 00:14:14,680 We both know I can survive in a hostile environment with a dangerous life form. 251 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:20,310 Look, the school wanted to put you in remedial classes. 252 00:14:20,550 --> 00:14:21,550 I said, no way. 253 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,850 I don't want the kids laughing at my son. 254 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,150 You already had a giant head. 255 00:14:27,390 --> 00:14:30,350 No, Dad, you peed the bed. You were pathetic enough. 256 00:14:31,650 --> 00:14:33,510 You know, Max has dyslexia. 257 00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:37,170 And Angie wants to put him in special ed. No, forget that. 258 00:14:37,390 --> 00:14:39,070 Just do what I did for you. 259 00:14:39,370 --> 00:14:42,070 I held you back a year so you would look like a genius. 260 00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:59,780 look like hell you've been up all night reading that proposal oh man i'm so 261 00:14:59,780 --> 00:15:04,360 exhausted i don't even care about retirement just death 262 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:11,360 sweet blissful death hey 263 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:15,820 i might be a little late today i gotta take the kids for their vaccinations oh 264 00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:20,880 where's linda oh she's in court she's getting custody of her two other kids 265 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:21,880 her first husband 266 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,420 She's got to see her parole officer. 267 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:29,980 Oh, and then she's got to retrace her steps and find her tooth. 268 00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:33,420 So she's doing good. 269 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:34,640 Yeah. 270 00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:39,340 Dude, she's a mess, man. She's just with you so you can take care of her kids. 271 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:40,600 Hey, that's not true. 272 00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:43,080 Come on, brother. Wake up and smell the pampers. 273 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,560 I mean, are you really happy? 274 00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:57,650 I'm so tired. 275 00:15:59,310 --> 00:16:00,690 Dude, you got to tell her it's over. 276 00:16:01,910 --> 00:16:03,570 Yeah, you're right. 277 00:16:05,010 --> 00:16:06,770 I'm going to have to move back in with my folks. 278 00:16:07,010 --> 00:16:09,310 Oh, man, I can hear my mom now. 279 00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:15,190 Listen, I know this thing with Linda didn't work out, but look on the bright 280 00:16:15,190 --> 00:16:16,190 side. What? 281 00:16:16,450 --> 00:16:17,770 Hey, man, you got used. 282 00:16:33,230 --> 00:16:36,850 Hey, Max, what are you doing up so early? I didn't finish my homework last 283 00:16:36,850 --> 00:16:37,850 night. 284 00:16:37,890 --> 00:16:39,030 So you're doing it now? 285 00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:41,510 He said to try harder. I'm trying harder. 286 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,110 Not easy, is it? 287 00:16:51,570 --> 00:16:52,570 It's okay. 288 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,100 I have to get up 20 minutes earlier. 289 00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:01,420 Max, I want you to take those special classes. 290 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,520 You thought I didn't have to. 291 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:07,660 I know, but listen, it's 20 minutes now. Pretty soon it'll be an hour. 292 00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:11,160 Someday you'll be up all night trying to finish your work thinking about sweet, 293 00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:12,380 blissful death. 294 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:17,880 Look, I know what I'm talking about, okay? Because I got the same thing. 295 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,319 We're both dyslexic. 296 00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:24,210 That means that we have a hard time with words, that something in our brain is 297 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,210 just connected differently. 298 00:17:25,430 --> 00:17:29,790 I mean, you can have this and still be really smart like Einstein or Cher. 299 00:17:31,670 --> 00:17:36,470 Of course, Einstein's theories are being challenged, but Cher, hey, she keeps 300 00:17:36,470 --> 00:17:37,470 putting out the hits. 301 00:17:39,670 --> 00:17:42,690 Maybe I don't have the thing. Maybe I just suck at school. 302 00:17:43,030 --> 00:17:44,990 Well, see, that's the point, Max. You don't have to suck. 303 00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:48,090 And with these special classes, you'll get help. You'll get more attention. 304 00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:49,550 Everyone has... 305 00:17:50,830 --> 00:17:54,070 Look, I'm not saying it's going to be easy, but look at me. I can't finish 306 00:17:54,130 --> 00:17:56,430 and I don't want you to go through what I'm going through. I'm not going to 307 00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:57,249 special ed. 308 00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:01,470 You're going. No, you lied to me. No, I changed my mind. You can't make me go. 309 00:18:01,590 --> 00:18:02,590 You're going. No. 310 00:18:03,110 --> 00:18:05,070 Go upstairs and get ready for school. I'm taking you. 311 00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:15,110 Someday he'll thank you. 312 00:18:16,810 --> 00:18:17,810 Right. 313 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:21,590 Right after he thanks me for taking away his fake ID and making him break up 314 00:18:21,590 --> 00:18:22,990 with that real slutty girl in high school. 315 00:18:26,790 --> 00:18:28,550 Is there anything I can do? 316 00:18:29,790 --> 00:18:31,490 Read this damn thing to me. 317 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:43,940 Distributions in excess of this amount will be taxable except to the extent the 318 00:18:43,940 --> 00:18:49,040 distribution is allocable to your after -tax contributions made after 1980. Good 319 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,460 Lord, maybe you're not dyslexic. 320 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,980 Come on, Angie, read it to me, but, you know, make it interesting. 321 00:18:58,260 --> 00:19:02,100 The amount... 322 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:06,620 Distribution... 323 00:19:08,170 --> 00:19:11,250 Which is treated as a refund. 324 00:19:13,510 --> 00:19:18,710 Will be given back in one lump sum. 325 00:19:21,690 --> 00:19:22,690 Oh. 326 00:19:24,670 --> 00:19:26,850 You know what would be really sexy? 327 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,250 What? 328 00:19:30,050 --> 00:19:32,530 Is if you started to take notes, too. 329 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,500 You know, I think these colored lenses are working. 330 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,020 They're helping me focus on the words. I'm really enjoying reading. 331 00:19:49,340 --> 00:19:50,099 That's great. 332 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:51,900 My boys are getting their read on. 333 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,120 How's your book? 334 00:19:56,440 --> 00:20:00,680 Well, so far, the Grubstick plan has a big penalty if you retire before 65. 24836

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