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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,910 --> 00:00:09,030 What would we do, baby, without us? 2 00:00:10,050 --> 00:00:14,550 What would we do, baby, without us? 3 00:00:15,790 --> 00:00:20,530 And there ain't no nothing. We can't love each other through. 4 00:00:21,310 --> 00:00:26,290 What would we do, baby, without us? 5 00:00:26,870 --> 00:00:28,230 Sha -la -la -la. 6 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:39,340 Mom, Dad, Nick and I have some wonderful news to share with you. 7 00:00:42,020 --> 00:00:44,860 No, no, don't say it. 8 00:00:47,060 --> 00:00:48,060 Please. 9 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:50,260 Do you want to tell him? 10 00:00:51,020 --> 00:00:52,040 No, you tell him. 11 00:00:52,580 --> 00:00:53,580 Nobody tell him. 12 00:00:55,740 --> 00:00:59,480 Mom, Dad, Jen, Nick got a job. 13 00:01:06,510 --> 00:01:07,510 this for. 14 00:01:08,870 --> 00:01:10,390 What kind of job is it? 15 00:01:10,910 --> 00:01:14,490 I sell light bulbs to people over the phone. 16 00:01:16,350 --> 00:01:19,110 Sounds more like a practical joke than a job. 17 00:01:19,890 --> 00:01:24,150 Come on, Nick, show them how you do it. All right, but I have to follow this 18 00:01:24,150 --> 00:01:25,450 standard procedure here. 19 00:01:26,210 --> 00:01:30,890 Okay, number one, before dialing, be sure to be seated comfortably in your 20 00:01:30,890 --> 00:01:31,890 chair. 21 00:01:34,230 --> 00:01:35,430 You're doing great, Nick. 22 00:01:36,259 --> 00:01:37,500 You're a natural at this. 23 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,160 Okay, I'm seated. 24 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:42,500 I'm comfortable. 25 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:45,300 There's only one problem, though. What? 26 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:48,820 I can't reach the phone. 27 00:01:51,340 --> 00:01:54,220 Nick, why don't you try it without the chair? 28 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,680 You're an artist. You can improvise. Come on. 29 00:01:57,500 --> 00:02:01,300 All right, you know, it's not company policy, but I'll just give it a shot 30 00:02:01,780 --> 00:02:05,100 I'm just going to pick a client from my list here and dial. 31 00:02:05,820 --> 00:02:06,900 This is so exciting. 32 00:02:08,139 --> 00:02:09,139 Uh, 33 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,260 hello. Uh, Mrs. Bianco. Hey. 34 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:17,620 Uh, how would you like to buy some light bulbs? 35 00:02:19,220 --> 00:02:20,220 Oh. 36 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:23,140 Oh, hey, I'm real sorry about that, ma 'am. 37 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:28,200 Oh, she had some good arguments. I mean, for one thing, she wasn't Mrs. 38 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:29,440 Bianco. 39 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,160 Hey, wait. 40 00:02:32,780 --> 00:02:35,400 I gotta get going. My company's having a big employee seminar. 41 00:02:35,740 --> 00:02:39,200 Japanese lanterns. They are not just for parties anymore. 42 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:41,400 Oh, wow. 43 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:43,100 Alex, 44 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:45,960 is it home yet? 45 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:49,260 No, honey. He's still at the library with Lauren. 46 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,600 Wall Street Week is starting. He's gonna miss it. 47 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,800 Don't worry. They wouldn't start without him. 48 00:02:56,940 --> 00:02:59,640 It's a special show about coin collecting. 49 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:01,680 Well, maybe he forgot it was on. 50 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:03,250 What am I saying? 51 00:03:04,770 --> 00:03:08,210 He has to see it. We're going to the coin fair on Saturday. 52 00:03:08,510 --> 00:03:11,790 Why don't you go in and start watching, and when Alex gets here, he'll join you. 53 00:03:11,990 --> 00:03:13,390 No, no, no. 54 00:03:14,310 --> 00:03:16,170 That's not how it works. 55 00:03:16,450 --> 00:03:18,850 We always watch it from the beginning. 56 00:03:19,090 --> 00:03:21,550 We'd like to sing the theme song. 57 00:03:26,270 --> 00:03:28,790 Well, here, I'll watch it with you. 58 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:31,610 Hey. 59 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:35,640 Hi, honey. Hi, Lauren. Alex, you're late. You're for Wall Street week. 60 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:37,200 there waiting for you. Oh, yeah. 61 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:38,760 Couldn't be helped, Mom. Couldn't be helped. 62 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,960 It's a big psychology lecture. I didn't want to miss it. You know me. 63 00:03:43,820 --> 00:03:44,940 What was it about? 64 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:48,440 A favorite professor of mine was lecturing on the cognitive powers of 65 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:50,480 baboons. Well, that sounds interesting. 66 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:51,920 Why was Alex there? 67 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:55,840 Because I'm a very supportive boyfriend, Mom. 68 00:03:56,220 --> 00:03:57,480 Lauren's interest in my interest. 69 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:00,100 She wanted me to be there, so I went. 70 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:01,800 Means a lot to her. 71 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:03,800 I'm impressed. 72 00:04:04,460 --> 00:04:05,460 Alex, hurry! 73 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:07,940 Wall Street Week is starting. 74 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:12,640 Oh, listen, I'm going to skip it today, okay, pal? But I already made the 75 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:15,720 popcorn and the cash register is all heated up. 76 00:04:19,779 --> 00:04:25,120 Yeah, well, you know, Lauren's here, so... But we always watch it together. 77 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:29,160 Well, I know we do, but Lauren's not always here. 78 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:30,500 Yes, she is. 79 00:04:35,420 --> 00:04:38,460 So, Lauren, how's your psychology study coming? Oh, I think it's going very, 80 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:39,900 very well. 81 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:41,380 Very well. 82 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:44,160 Want to go in the other room and play, Alex? 83 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:46,260 No, not right now. 84 00:04:46,860 --> 00:04:50,780 You know, Lauren, I was reading a little young yesterday, and I was really 85 00:04:50,780 --> 00:04:54,120 fascinated by his use of dreams and psychoanalysis. 86 00:04:54,570 --> 00:04:55,570 Can you analyze dreams? 87 00:04:55,890 --> 00:04:57,830 Can she analyze dreams? 88 00:04:59,910 --> 00:05:01,090 She's like Carnac. 89 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:07,790 You know, um... I had a dream last night. 90 00:05:08,930 --> 00:05:12,050 I, uh... I did, I did. I, uh... 91 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:18,810 I was walking down the street and suddenly 92 00:05:18,810 --> 00:05:21,930 I noticed, um... I didn't have any clothes on. 93 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,240 That's gross, Dad. 94 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:37,200 So I just ran around hiding behind cars trying to find my clothes. 95 00:05:38,740 --> 00:05:39,900 Was I in this dream? 96 00:05:41,460 --> 00:05:45,880 Well, yes, you were. You were playing racquetball with Dwight Eisenhower. 97 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:49,860 But let's stick to my part. 98 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:53,020 What do you make of this one? Is there any hope for my dad? 99 00:05:53,950 --> 00:05:55,610 Well, dream analysis is very complex. 100 00:05:56,850 --> 00:06:00,070 But if I had to take an educated guess, I would say that this dream shows that 101 00:06:00,070 --> 00:06:01,190 your dad's trying to hide something. 102 00:06:01,550 --> 00:06:05,030 And there's a part of him he doesn't want anyone to see, which is probably 103 00:06:05,030 --> 00:06:06,030 he has that beard. 104 00:06:07,130 --> 00:06:11,230 Or maybe not. No, no, no. I'm just a student. I can be completely wrong. In 105 00:06:11,230 --> 00:06:12,510 fact, I know I am. No, you're not. 106 00:06:14,210 --> 00:06:15,950 Stephen, can we talk about this in private? 107 00:06:16,290 --> 00:06:18,110 Of course. Are you worried? 108 00:06:29,330 --> 00:06:32,010 No, I just want you to tell me what I was wearing. 109 00:06:33,270 --> 00:06:37,410 A lovely sunflower tennis dress. The ruffles, very pretty. 110 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:40,630 And President Eisenhower? The same dress. 111 00:06:42,530 --> 00:06:44,070 And were you furious? 112 00:06:45,870 --> 00:06:49,130 Time to play yet? Oh, no, no, not yet, Annie. 113 00:06:49,350 --> 00:06:51,470 I had a dream. It was really weird. 114 00:06:52,170 --> 00:06:58,570 I was in the mall and I went into my favorite store and I bought this 115 00:06:58,570 --> 00:07:04,350 really beautiful red leather jacket that I've wanted for the last two months. 116 00:07:05,890 --> 00:07:07,230 What do you think that could mean? 117 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:11,750 I think it means you really wanted to buy the jacket. 118 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:14,750 Wow. 119 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,020 Hello, um, hello, Mr. 120 00:07:25,420 --> 00:07:26,420 Bowman. 121 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:33,180 Hi, I'm Nick Moore, and I really want to tell you... Thought I had him there for 122 00:07:33,180 --> 00:07:34,180 a minute. 123 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,140 Boy, I thought so, too. 124 00:07:37,220 --> 00:07:39,680 I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! 125 00:07:40,140 --> 00:07:41,140 I got it! 126 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:44,360 Hey. Whoa, whoa. 127 00:07:44,860 --> 00:07:46,120 Not in front of the you -know -whos. 128 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:49,340 Oh, Alex, let her kiss you. Get it while you can. 129 00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:54,580 Nice jacket, Mallory. 130 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:56,640 Hi, 131 00:07:58,300 --> 00:07:59,300 Lauren. Hi, Lauren. 132 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,600 Where are you guys off to? A little touch football game in McKinley Field, 133 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:06,320 just play every Saturday, just a friendly game. Well, yeah, yeah, it was 134 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,500 friendly game until I was invited to play. 135 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:10,160 Whoa! 136 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:11,680 Sorry, 137 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:14,680 just a reflex. 138 00:08:15,740 --> 00:08:17,260 Yeah, let's just keep it a friendly game. 139 00:08:18,460 --> 00:08:21,400 Oh, um, by the way... 140 00:08:22,180 --> 00:08:25,640 I just want to mention, I had another dream last night. 141 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:30,520 This time I had all my clothes, but I didn't have my beard. 142 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:33,039 I'm really happy for you, Mr. Keaton. 143 00:08:33,460 --> 00:08:34,460 That's real progress. 144 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:38,940 Yeah, we'll see you. You'll see it. 145 00:08:40,059 --> 00:08:41,059 Have a good time. 146 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:47,860 Dad, you have the weirdest dream. 147 00:08:49,220 --> 00:08:53,860 Maybe so, but this explains a lot to me. Well, how's that, Nick? 148 00:08:54,340 --> 00:08:59,240 Well, last night, I dreamt that I had your beard. 149 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:07,300 Where's Alex? 150 00:09:07,540 --> 00:09:11,320 He went to play football with Lauren, Andy. But he's supposed to take me to 151 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:13,240 coin fair today. 152 00:09:13,780 --> 00:09:14,940 Oh, I knew it. 153 00:09:21,450 --> 00:09:22,450 Andy, I'm sorry. 154 00:09:22,690 --> 00:09:26,370 I'm sure it just hurt his mind. He wouldn't do anything to hurt you. 155 00:09:30,990 --> 00:09:31,990 Andy. 156 00:09:32,570 --> 00:09:33,790 Bad Alex. 157 00:09:34,070 --> 00:09:35,570 A bad, bad boy. 158 00:09:35,830 --> 00:09:37,090 I'm sorry, Andy. 159 00:09:37,350 --> 00:09:38,530 Don't hurt me. 160 00:09:48,030 --> 00:09:49,030 What's this? 161 00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:50,670 Stuff. 162 00:09:52,970 --> 00:09:53,869 gave you? 163 00:09:53,870 --> 00:09:55,230 I'm giving it back. 164 00:10:01,110 --> 00:10:03,590 The see it, say it book of Ohio tax laws? 165 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,990 Would you help me get this picture down? 166 00:10:13,370 --> 00:10:14,830 Come here, Andy. Come here. 167 00:10:18,650 --> 00:10:20,610 I understand why you'd feel hurt. 168 00:10:20,990 --> 00:10:25,570 It's going to be just a very Just you and your big brother, and he forgot all 169 00:10:25,570 --> 00:10:26,449 about it. 170 00:10:26,450 --> 00:10:27,950 Now I'm really depressed. 171 00:10:32,730 --> 00:10:33,730 Hey, guys. 172 00:10:34,950 --> 00:10:37,230 Well, how are you feeling, Andy? 173 00:10:40,070 --> 00:10:44,650 Andy, don't worry about Alex. See, sooner or later, Lauren's going to come 174 00:10:44,650 --> 00:10:47,190 her senses and send him packing. Then he'll be all yours again. 175 00:10:49,630 --> 00:10:53,590 And if he doesn't come back... This is your chance to grow up normal. 176 00:10:56,290 --> 00:11:00,090 Annie? Hey. Ann, look. If you don't want to go to the coin fair, there are lots 177 00:11:00,090 --> 00:11:02,350 of other things we can do. We can go to the mall. 178 00:11:04,010 --> 00:11:05,110 We can go shopping. 179 00:11:05,470 --> 00:11:06,670 We can get makeovers. 180 00:11:10,610 --> 00:11:11,610 Hey, 181 00:11:12,290 --> 00:11:14,330 hey, hey, hey. Look, little guy. 182 00:11:14,670 --> 00:11:15,890 I'm real sorry you're upset. 183 00:11:17,230 --> 00:11:20,890 I hope this cheers you up. I know it's not much, but here's a bug light. 184 00:11:23,690 --> 00:11:25,870 Hey, hey, so that's where everybody is. Hey, Andy. 185 00:11:26,350 --> 00:11:27,410 Andy, what's the matter? 186 00:11:28,530 --> 00:11:32,730 Alex, today... Today was the big coin fair. You promised to take Andy. 187 00:11:33,350 --> 00:11:34,350 Oh. 188 00:11:34,670 --> 00:11:38,170 No. I forgot, no? And you broke a little boy's heart. 189 00:11:39,030 --> 00:11:40,050 Way to go, Alex. 190 00:11:40,610 --> 00:11:44,150 All right. All right, everybody. Find something else to do, preferably in 191 00:11:44,150 --> 00:11:45,150 another room. 192 00:11:47,370 --> 00:11:48,410 I didn't mean you, Steven. 193 00:11:54,950 --> 00:11:55,950 Yeah, right, right. 194 00:12:01,690 --> 00:12:02,690 Andy? 195 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,290 Andy, listen. 196 00:12:05,370 --> 00:12:09,150 I'm really, really sorry, buddy. I'm sorry I forgot about the coin fair. It 197 00:12:09,150 --> 00:12:10,150 just an accident. 198 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:13,390 He feels so left out, huh? He just loves you so much. 199 00:12:14,010 --> 00:12:15,010 I'm going to make it up to him. 200 00:12:15,290 --> 00:12:16,390 Gonna make it up to him tomorrow. 201 00:12:16,590 --> 00:12:18,850 Uh, Lorne and I, we're gonna take him out anyway. We got the perfect thing 202 00:12:18,850 --> 00:12:20,230 planned. What are you gonna do? 203 00:12:21,090 --> 00:12:22,750 Gonna go to a lecture on campus. 204 00:12:24,030 --> 00:12:25,450 Oh, I'm sure he'll love that. 205 00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:31,330 On second thought, um, uh, we'll go to Playland. 206 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:34,410 Huh? How does that sound? We'll go on some rides, play some video games. 207 00:12:34,770 --> 00:12:35,770 Huh? 208 00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:37,310 What do you think of that, Andy? 209 00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:39,990 Can I have cotton candy? 210 00:12:41,330 --> 00:12:42,330 All you want. 211 00:12:54,239 --> 00:12:56,340 Isn't this the best fun, huh? 212 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:59,220 Got my favorite guy, got my favorite girl. 213 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:01,020 Alex, you're leaning on my hair. 214 00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:05,180 Oh, sorry. Whoa. You know, I see a lot of potential in this relationship. 215 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:08,540 You guys are like the Hope and Crosby for the 80s. 216 00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:10,860 Let's get a little chatter going, huh? 217 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:14,620 Lauren, you want to ask Andy some questions? 218 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,520 Alex, this isn't the dating game. 219 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,240 I'm thirsty. 220 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:20,520 He's opening up. 221 00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:23,800 I'll get it. What's your favorite flavor? 222 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,160 Orange. One orange soda coming up. 223 00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:30,520 Okay, all right. Well, what do you think? Is she a great girl? 224 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:32,020 Why is she here? 225 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,940 Well, I told you yesterday she was going to be here. 226 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,300 I thought you were silly. 227 00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:41,260 Here's your soda, Andy. 228 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:45,700 Orange. I don't want orange. I want root beer. I hate orange. 229 00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:48,820 Go get your root beer. 230 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,040 Finger out. 231 00:13:52,410 --> 00:13:54,610 Right. Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute, Laura. Andy. 232 00:13:55,190 --> 00:13:56,290 Andy, you said orange. 233 00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:58,830 I was here. I heard you. Now, what's the deal here? 234 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:00,310 You're supposed to be having fun. 235 00:14:01,330 --> 00:14:02,330 No. 236 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:06,090 Look, there's no reason to get upset, okay? 237 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,330 I'll just get you a ginger ale. No, I'll get the ginger ale. 238 00:14:09,830 --> 00:14:11,510 You guys stay. Just get better acquainted. 239 00:14:18,230 --> 00:14:19,230 Look, Andy. 240 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,600 I'm really sorry about the fact that you missed the coin fair yesterday. 241 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,400 Alex and I were playing football and he forgot. 242 00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:30,880 Alex is a very special guy. I can see why you like him so much. 243 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:32,720 He's okay. 244 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,040 Oh, dinosaurs. 245 00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:39,380 Well, I've always liked dinosaurs. 246 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,860 Well, yeah, I don't like them. 247 00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:43,700 Hey. 248 00:14:46,330 --> 00:14:47,370 Hey, don't let me interrupt. 249 00:14:47,710 --> 00:14:50,670 Just wanted to bring you your ginger ale. Come on, keep the chatter going. 250 00:14:50,670 --> 00:14:51,670 guys are cooking. 251 00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:54,370 I'm gonna go play Space Invaders. 252 00:14:57,330 --> 00:15:00,810 I don't know, Warren. 253 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:05,330 Andy is a really very sweet kid, you know. He's very special. I wish you 254 00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:06,330 see that side of him. 255 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,710 Well, you know, this is gonna take time. You can't force things. 256 00:15:09,050 --> 00:15:10,250 I like to force things. 257 00:15:12,130 --> 00:15:13,130 Don't worry, it'll come. 258 00:15:16,110 --> 00:15:19,070 Look, right now he's just having a very common psychological reaction for 259 00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:22,710 children. I read all about this. He's feeling threatened, so he's trying to 260 00:15:22,710 --> 00:15:23,930 your attention by misbehaving. 261 00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:25,590 Great, great. So what do I do? 262 00:15:25,990 --> 00:15:26,929 I don't know. 263 00:15:26,930 --> 00:15:27,930 That's next semester. 264 00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:32,990 Hey, hey, hey, Andy. 265 00:15:33,210 --> 00:15:38,030 Whoa, Andy, stop it. Stop it. Hey, stop it. What's going on here? What are you 266 00:15:38,030 --> 00:15:39,110 doing? Leave me alone. 267 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:54,780 Then I find myself walking down the street. The same... 268 00:15:54,780 --> 00:16:00,120 The same street as in my last dream. 269 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:06,540 Only this time I'm wearing only a beret and a Miss Wyoming banner. 270 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,140 I have to go upstairs now. 271 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,180 Wait, wait, there's more. 272 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:16,740 I got it! 273 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:18,900 Oh, well, have the day go. 274 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:21,780 It didn't work. 275 00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:23,880 Just didn't work. We tried everything. 276 00:16:24,140 --> 00:16:26,760 We played Space Invaders. We ate cotton candy. 277 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:30,100 I spent 45 bucks at Pocahontas trying to win him a giraffe. 278 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,200 God, I feel guilty. 279 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,240 Coming between you and your brother. 280 00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:36,760 Oh, don't you start with me. 281 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:39,920 I took you to Playland. You had cotton candy. 282 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:48,420 Look, I know there's a problem here, okay? The question is, how do we solve 283 00:16:49,860 --> 00:16:53,560 Come on, you guys, you're parents. You've seen this one before. What do we 284 00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:57,620 Well, he's a kid, you know. It's hard to make him really understand what's going 285 00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:58,620 on. 286 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,540 He's easily confused by the things that you do. 287 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,480 Actually, we all are. 288 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:22,800 Sorry things didn't work out at Playland. 289 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,000 Me too. 290 00:17:25,859 --> 00:17:32,580 Listen, I know that we're going through kind of a tough adjustment right now. 291 00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:38,820 But you gotta remember that I love you, okay? I love you very much. 292 00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:43,140 Oh, I always will. You know, you're my brother, and nothing is gonna change 293 00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:44,140 that. 294 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,680 You just have to remember that I care about Lauren, too. 295 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,200 Why? 296 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,280 Because. Because she's smart. 297 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,640 She's sweet. Very nice. 298 00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:58,680 What does she have that I don't have? 299 00:18:01,340 --> 00:18:02,920 I'm going to be honest with you, Andy. 300 00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:04,740 A lot. 301 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,800 I mean, she's a girl, you know. 302 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,500 Different with girls. 303 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,960 I find her very, very attractive. 304 00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:17,750 I'm attractive. 305 00:18:24,010 --> 00:18:25,070 No argument. 306 00:18:25,290 --> 00:18:27,610 No argument. You are. You are. 307 00:18:29,210 --> 00:18:31,850 Lauren makes me feel very special. 308 00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:33,270 I can do that. 309 00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:37,390 Andy, we're getting into a very tricky area here. 310 00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:45,170 Okay, look. When I'm around Lauren, I want to hug her. 311 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:46,860 You know, I want to kiss her. 312 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,440 We do that, too. 313 00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:52,900 She eats all her vegetables and she goes to bed on time. 314 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:55,600 She wins. 315 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,240 Andy, 316 00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:06,880 it's not a matter of winning or losing in this case. It's only in this case. 317 00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:11,060 You just have to understand that I can care about... 318 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:15,040 About you and Lauren at the same time, it doesn't make me love you any less. 319 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,320 It doesn't? 320 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:20,320 Look, we're still going to spend time together. We're still going to have fun. 321 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,700 She said now, you know, you're going to have to share me with Lauren. 322 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,100 All right. 323 00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:31,080 Look, Andy, I'm sorry that I haven't paid much attention to you lately. 324 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:36,100 And I know you. I mean, I know you must have been pretty upset to do what you 325 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:40,130 did. I'm sorry, Alex. I just miss you. I miss old days. 326 00:19:42,970 --> 00:19:43,970 Hey. 327 00:19:45,010 --> 00:19:46,010 I love you. 328 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,070 I love you, too. All right. 329 00:19:48,290 --> 00:19:49,290 Thank you. 330 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:50,670 Give 331 00:19:50,670 --> 00:19:59,210 me 332 00:19:59,210 --> 00:20:00,210 one favor. 333 00:20:00,550 --> 00:20:02,650 I want you to try and be friends with Lauren. 334 00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:05,210 Okay? Because she really wants to be friends with you. 335 00:20:05,590 --> 00:20:06,590 Okay. 336 00:20:07,980 --> 00:20:12,860 Okay. Now, she's outside, and she told me that she really wants to see your 337 00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:13,860 room. 338 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:15,360 All right? 339 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:20,360 Okay. Now, remember, you're the host here. You got to try and make her feel 340 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:21,900 comfortable. Got it? 341 00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:27,140 I welcome my room. 342 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,280 Keep it coming. Keep it coming. 343 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,880 I brought you something. 344 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,160 What? 345 00:20:36,940 --> 00:20:38,080 Thought you might be thirsty. 346 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,020 So this is your room, huh? 347 00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:46,180 I like it. 348 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,500 Teddy bears. 349 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:50,280 Do you like teddy bears? 350 00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:51,700 I don't know, do you? 351 00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:54,700 Yes, I like them very much. 352 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:56,420 Me too. 353 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,660 Now, this is my story time. 354 00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:10,420 Alex writes me stories. 355 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,420 All right, well, I'll leave you two guys alone. 356 00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:16,200 No, wait, wait. Maybe he can read to both of us. 357 00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,160 Yeah, sure, sure, sure. 358 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,400 Okay, climb up, climb up. 359 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,920 All right. It's a good story. 360 00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:26,160 It's a good story. 361 00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:29,180 Chapter one. 362 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:32,660 Deferring income to the next tax. 363 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:45,629 Watch the Frog. 364 00:21:45,630 --> 00:21:48,930 Don't go away. There's more family ties coming up in less than 30 seconds. And 365 00:21:48,930 --> 00:21:52,050 tonight at 6, check out San Diego's favorite comedy lineup. That's right. 366 00:21:52,330 --> 00:21:56,890 Friends, Will and Grace, and everybody loves Raymond. Duda, Duda. Smile. You're 367 00:21:56,890 --> 00:22:00,830 watching San Diego's home for comedy, KSWB. Watch the Frog. 368 00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:02,510 Sit, Ubu, sit. 369 00:22:03,050 --> 00:22:04,050 Good dog. 26136