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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,470 --> 00:00:08,750 Three o 'clock in the morning. 2 00:00:10,470 --> 00:00:12,530 I can't believe this is happening again. 3 00:00:15,090 --> 00:00:16,210 Why can't I sleep? 4 00:00:17,850 --> 00:00:18,850 It's dark. 5 00:00:19,790 --> 00:00:20,790 I'm tired. 6 00:00:20,850 --> 00:00:21,850 I'm in bed. 7 00:00:23,150 --> 00:00:24,950 I've slept successfully in the past. 8 00:00:28,330 --> 00:00:30,510 Maybe these pajamas are defective. 9 00:00:31,510 --> 00:00:32,670 It's ridiculous. 10 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,120 I've slept a total of a minute and a half in the last six nights. 11 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:42,960 I've got midterms coming up. I've got papers to write. 12 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:44,880 I've got a million things to do. 13 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:48,960 If I don't get to sleep soon, I'm going to be awake. 14 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:53,280 All right, okay. 15 00:00:54,140 --> 00:00:55,140 Don't panic. 16 00:00:55,780 --> 00:01:01,140 I can still get four hours if I fall asleep right now. 17 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:03,120 Go. 18 00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:07,750 Okay. 19 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:11,050 So far, so good. 20 00:01:12,850 --> 00:01:14,150 I'm falling asleep. 21 00:01:16,070 --> 00:01:17,350 Here I go. 22 00:01:19,870 --> 00:01:21,450 I'm on my way. 23 00:01:23,310 --> 00:01:24,310 Drifting. 24 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:26,650 Drifting. 25 00:01:28,230 --> 00:01:29,290 I'm gone. 26 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:31,690 Now. 27 00:01:35,310 --> 00:01:36,310 I'm back. 28 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:54,900 I bet we've been together for a million years. 29 00:01:55,220 --> 00:02:00,040 And I bet we'll be together for a million more. 30 00:02:01,460 --> 00:02:05,720 Oh, it's like I started breathing on the night we hid. 31 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:11,280 And I can't remember what I ever did before. 32 00:02:11,980 --> 00:02:16,440 What would we do, baby, without us? 33 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:22,160 What would we do, baby, without us? 34 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,600 And there ain't no nothing. 35 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,360 We can't love each other through. 36 00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:33,660 What would we do, baby, without us? 37 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:36,000 Sha -la -la -la. 38 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:47,340 Okay, if you just hand me that screwdriver, Jen, we'll have the smoke 39 00:02:47,340 --> 00:02:48,340 in no time. 40 00:02:48,620 --> 00:02:50,960 No, no, not the Phillips. I want the flathead. 41 00:02:51,540 --> 00:02:53,360 Trust me, Dad, you want the Phillips. 42 00:02:56,700 --> 00:02:57,700 You're right. 43 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:02,100 Okay, it's all set to go. Why don't we test it out? 44 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,400 Well, you can match it. 45 00:03:23,310 --> 00:03:24,310 Nice work, Dad. 46 00:03:32,950 --> 00:03:35,010 Whoa. Burglar alarm. 47 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,370 That was a tough to install. 48 00:03:38,770 --> 00:03:39,770 I'm impressed. 49 00:03:39,990 --> 00:03:42,050 It's not a burglar alarm. It's a smoke alarm. 50 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:44,310 Oh. Nice work, Dad. 51 00:03:46,610 --> 00:03:49,230 Maybe it needs a minor adjustment. 52 00:03:50,090 --> 00:03:51,090 Right back. 53 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,400 Excuse me. 54 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:55,700 You're home late, aren't you? 55 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:59,500 Yeah, I was at the library studying. 56 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,060 You know, I got a B - on my anthropology test. 57 00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:06,820 Don't feel so bad, Alex. I got a B - on a test last week. 58 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:12,140 Oh, okay. I feel better now. 59 00:04:14,740 --> 00:04:17,120 You look awfully tired, honey. Why don't you go on up to bed? 60 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:20,000 What are you implying, Mom? 61 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,040 That I'm afraid to go to bed? 62 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:26,880 That I'm afraid that I won't be able to sleep? 63 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,360 That I'll stare at the walls all night? 64 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:31,400 Awake? 65 00:04:32,220 --> 00:04:33,220 Desperate and alone? 66 00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:35,060 Is that what you're implying? 67 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:37,860 No. 68 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,560 Does anybody else think that? 69 00:04:41,980 --> 00:04:44,940 Because if you do, why don't you just come out and say it and stop snickering 70 00:04:44,940 --> 00:04:45,940 behind my back? 71 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:51,600 What's he talking about? 72 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:53,960 You know, you all look tired. 73 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,260 Why don't you all go to sleep? 74 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:00,060 See how that feels? How do you like it? 75 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:06,440 Well, actually, going to sleep isn't a bad idea. I'm exhausted. 76 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,860 Good night, Mom. Yeah, me too. Good night, Mom. 77 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:11,780 Show -offs. 78 00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:17,820 Okay, all fixed. Should be working like a charm now. 79 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:20,600 Boy, I'm bushed. 80 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:23,780 I can't wait to get to bed. I'll probably be asleep before my head hits 81 00:05:23,780 --> 00:05:24,780 pillow. 82 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:26,440 Sure. 83 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:30,540 Rub my nose in it. 84 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:33,080 Are you ready, Elise? 85 00:05:33,820 --> 00:05:34,820 Yeah. 86 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:37,540 Wait, wait, wait a minute. You guys want to bed? 87 00:05:38,060 --> 00:05:39,460 Now? Together? 88 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,020 I'm sorry if that shocks you, Elise. 89 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Yeah, I'm fine. 90 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:52,880 Really. 91 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:54,080 Go to sleep. 92 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,219 Are you sure? 93 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:56,220 Yeah, I'm positive. 94 00:05:56,340 --> 00:05:57,340 Good night. 95 00:05:57,620 --> 00:05:58,620 Love you. 96 00:05:59,140 --> 00:06:00,140 Good night. 97 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:09,320 Wow. 98 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:11,440 Here I am again. 99 00:06:13,020 --> 00:06:14,920 Alone for another sleepless night. 100 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:18,160 Hey, I don't care. 101 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:20,920 And I enjoy having these hours to myself. 102 00:06:23,260 --> 00:06:25,260 Yeah, I kind of love being alone. 103 00:06:28,060 --> 00:06:29,060 Skippy. 104 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,680 Sorry to bother you so late, Alex. 105 00:06:34,900 --> 00:06:39,260 I just want to borrow a dictionary. Oh, hey, well... Gee, the dictionary's 106 00:06:39,260 --> 00:06:41,660 upstairs, but maybe I can help you. I know a lot of words. 107 00:06:41,940 --> 00:06:46,500 Well, today in biology class, Lauren Harris told me I reminded her of a 108 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:47,500 mandrill. 109 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:49,560 What is that? 110 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:58,500 Well, Skip, a mandrill is a large, fierce, foul 111 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:05,180 -smelling baboon of West Africa. 112 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:09,780 Do you think I should ask her out? 113 00:07:12,180 --> 00:07:14,740 Go for it, you big ape. 114 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:21,500 Skippy, why don't you sit down for a minute, okay? 115 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,400 I want to ask you something. 116 00:07:27,460 --> 00:07:31,260 How do you sleep at night? 117 00:07:32,340 --> 00:07:39,180 Well, after my mom straps me in, usually you just drift right 118 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:43,360 off. I wish I had a ritual like that. You know, I haven't slept in eight 119 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:44,759 Well, congratulations. 120 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,020 How many are you going for? 121 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,480 No, Skip, I want to sleep. I just can't. 122 00:07:50,420 --> 00:07:55,000 I don't know. I completely psyched myself out. I just lie in bed, 123 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,020 feeling completely alone. 124 00:07:58,220 --> 00:07:59,980 Would you like me to sleep with you tonight, Alex? 125 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,160 What was that, Skip? 126 00:08:07,740 --> 00:08:10,160 Maybe it'll help to relax you to have somebody else there in the room. 127 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:11,480 I'll sleep on the floor. 128 00:08:18,350 --> 00:08:19,350 Not sleeping. 129 00:08:22,390 --> 00:08:23,390 I'm exhausted. 130 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,170 I'm in bed. 131 00:08:25,790 --> 00:08:26,870 And I'm not sleeping. 132 00:08:31,030 --> 00:08:33,110 And I have Skippy in my room. 133 00:08:36,110 --> 00:08:37,750 This is worse than last night. 134 00:08:39,490 --> 00:08:40,490 All right. 135 00:08:40,950 --> 00:08:43,030 Okay. Just don't get upset. 136 00:08:44,130 --> 00:08:45,130 Stay calm. 137 00:08:48,430 --> 00:08:50,410 Try counting money. 138 00:08:55,630 --> 00:08:56,790 100 million. 139 00:08:58,970 --> 00:09:00,090 200 million. 140 00:09:02,130 --> 00:09:03,550 300 million. 141 00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:06,470 Tax exempt. 142 00:09:08,170 --> 00:09:09,750 I'm getting too excited here. 143 00:09:14,890 --> 00:09:16,590 All right. All right. Okay. 144 00:09:18,730 --> 00:09:21,610 You guys should just walk around them. 145 00:09:30,090 --> 00:09:31,790 This is WADW. 146 00:09:32,170 --> 00:09:35,670 I'm Sonny Anderson, and you're listening to The Night Owl Show. 147 00:09:35,890 --> 00:09:40,730 It's 324, and now here's Buddy Budson doing Alone in Blue. 148 00:09:41,030 --> 00:09:42,510 Hey, don't I know it, buddy. 149 00:10:08,550 --> 00:10:09,550 I couldn't sleep. 150 00:10:09,730 --> 00:10:10,990 I heard a smoke alarm. 151 00:10:11,970 --> 00:10:13,450 Wow, that was the radio. 152 00:10:13,810 --> 00:10:17,170 They were playing smoke gets in your smoke alarm. 153 00:10:18,890 --> 00:10:22,150 I don't know, Dad. I mean, the thing just went off. I was getting some food 154 00:10:22,150 --> 00:10:23,690 of the refrigerator and it went off. 155 00:10:24,530 --> 00:10:26,230 It must be the smoked salmon. 156 00:10:30,770 --> 00:10:33,270 What's all the noise down here? I heard the smoke alarm. 157 00:10:34,310 --> 00:10:36,970 If there's not a fire, I'm going to be really mad. 158 00:10:42,830 --> 00:10:43,830 by mistake. I'm sorry. 159 00:10:45,890 --> 00:10:46,890 Hey. 160 00:10:54,590 --> 00:10:55,890 Skippy, what are you doing here? 161 00:10:56,130 --> 00:10:57,490 Trying to help Alex sleep. 162 00:10:58,210 --> 00:10:59,210 Skippy. 163 00:10:59,350 --> 00:11:01,310 Did you know he hasn't slept in over eight nights? 164 00:11:01,710 --> 00:11:02,710 Skippy. 165 00:11:02,910 --> 00:11:05,190 Alex, is it true you're having trouble sleeping? 166 00:11:05,410 --> 00:11:06,470 No, no. It's a rumor. 167 00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:07,790 Alex. 168 00:11:08,140 --> 00:11:10,380 Why didn't you tell us you were having this problem? 169 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,240 Because it is not a problem. 170 00:11:12,540 --> 00:11:15,720 How come you're having trouble sleeping? What is this, a not -sleeping witch 171 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:16,720 hunt? 172 00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:20,420 Why don't you just tie me up to a stake and burn me? 173 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,580 As long as we're up. 174 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:26,980 All right, okay, look, I'm sorry I woke you all, okay? And if you don't mind, 175 00:11:27,140 --> 00:11:28,720 I'm tired and I'm going back to sleep. 176 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,640 So, Mallory, you been having any trouble sleeping? 177 00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:58,050 This is ridiculous. We're all exhausted because of Alex. 178 00:11:58,390 --> 00:12:02,050 Yeah, we finally get the baby to sleep through the night, and now Alex won't. 179 00:12:02,770 --> 00:12:05,570 Come on, we have to be patient. Alex has a problem. 180 00:12:05,790 --> 00:12:09,570 I was patient at first, but Alex has kept us awake for a week. 181 00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:12,090 It's like being in a family of owls. 182 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:46,600 Oh, yeah? Then why'd you ask me to go skiing with you at two in the morning? 183 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,000 I have no memory of that. 184 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,720 Alex, sit down for a second. 185 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:52,960 Sure, Mom. 186 00:12:58,580 --> 00:12:59,580 What's up? 187 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:02,440 You are. 188 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:03,980 Every night. 189 00:13:04,980 --> 00:13:08,220 Alex, you're not sleeping. 190 00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:12,090 It's got to be bothering you. I know what's bothering us. 191 00:13:12,650 --> 00:13:13,650 What do you mean? 192 00:13:14,190 --> 00:13:16,270 Well, for example, what happened last night? 193 00:13:16,850 --> 00:13:20,990 Oh, look, I'm sorry about that, okay? I tried to do it as quietly as I could. 194 00:13:21,370 --> 00:13:23,130 Alex, you crawled into bed with us. 195 00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:28,230 Did that bother you? 196 00:13:30,330 --> 00:13:31,570 Look, I'm sorry, okay? 197 00:13:32,710 --> 00:13:35,910 I've got a little problem, but it's under control. 198 00:13:36,930 --> 00:13:38,050 I can handle it. 199 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:45,100 You know, Alex, I had a friend who had trouble sleeping, and she went to a 200 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,840 therapy group for people with sleep disorders. 201 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:54,220 Mallory, I'm sure your friends have a lot of disorders, but I prefer not to be 202 00:13:54,220 --> 00:13:56,040 lumped together with that group of misfits. 203 00:13:56,740 --> 00:14:00,700 Alex, you have to get some kind of help or a hotel room. 204 00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:14,710 We just wanted to wish you good luck on getting to sleep tonight. 205 00:14:16,490 --> 00:14:17,630 Thanks. I'll be fine. 206 00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:21,690 I hope so, Alex, because you're really starting to fall apart. 207 00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:26,550 Mallory, let's be kind to Alex. I read somewhere if you don't get enough sleep, 208 00:14:26,710 --> 00:14:28,850 your brain cells start to die. 209 00:14:30,350 --> 00:14:31,350 Jennifer. 210 00:14:31,850 --> 00:14:33,330 One by one. 211 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,070 Will you knock it off? 212 00:14:36,970 --> 00:14:39,790 Sorry, Alex. Look, because I've fallen asleep tonight, really. 213 00:14:40,070 --> 00:14:41,210 And that's another thing. 214 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:45,040 Don't wish me good luck falling asleep, okay? 215 00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:47,400 It only gets me worried about it. 216 00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:50,580 Don't even mention sleep. 217 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:51,719 Hey, kids. 218 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:56,700 Good luck falling asleep, honey. He doesn't want anyone to mention sleep. 219 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:58,540 Oh, I'm sorry. 220 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,880 Well, I brought you some warm milk. 221 00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:02,760 For no particular reason. 222 00:15:04,460 --> 00:15:05,460 Thanks, Mom. 223 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:09,340 You know, I always thought that was to throw a wives' tale. 224 00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:11,090 Well, your mother is an old wife. 225 00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:14,310 Seriously, though. 226 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:23,950 Milk contains tryptophan, a chemical that promotes sleep. And just to ensure 227 00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:29,350 good night's sleep, we picked up this little item. 228 00:15:30,370 --> 00:15:31,370 What do you think? 229 00:15:33,090 --> 00:15:34,810 No use, Dad. I know it's you. 230 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,570 This is Sylvester. 231 00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:40,180 He used to be my favorite doll. 232 00:15:40,420 --> 00:15:41,420 We've grown apart. 233 00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:44,120 He's been looking for a companion lately. 234 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:46,760 Thanks, Hugh. 235 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,820 Alex, here's my geometry book. 236 00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:53,720 Just read it and you'll fall fast asleep. 237 00:15:56,660 --> 00:15:57,660 Thank you, guys. 238 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:58,880 Good luck, Alex. 239 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,420 May sleep be with you. 240 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:17,780 I'm not sleeping yet. 241 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,420 Okay, no more fooling around here. 242 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,040 This time, I'm going to sleep. 243 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,220 This time, I mean business. 244 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,240 Yeah. 245 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:09,119 That's it. 246 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,400 That's beautiful. 247 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,599 Boy, nothing like sleep. 248 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:18,660 It's the greatest. 249 00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,060 How would I know? 250 00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:25,000 I can't take it anymore. 251 00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:29,260 I gotta get out of here. 252 00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:39,160 You don't believe me. 253 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,540 I've forgotten how to sleep. 254 00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:46,060 What's that? 255 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,780 I'm gonna forget how to breathe? 256 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:50,899 How to eat? 257 00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:51,900 How to walk? 258 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,440 How to calculate civil interest? 259 00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:58,680 What has become of me? 260 00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:07,740 Hi. 261 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,220 Everything's fine. 262 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,700 This sleeping is going A -okay. 263 00:18:32,910 --> 00:18:33,910 Can you see him trying to sleep? 264 00:18:35,510 --> 00:18:37,930 Alex, I hate seeing you like this. 265 00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:42,030 Remember how much I used to love going to sleep when I was a kid? 266 00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:45,930 Sure. I used to read you The Three Little Pigs. 267 00:18:46,490 --> 00:18:48,910 Before I got to page five, you were out. 268 00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:53,190 Yeah, well, those days are gone. 269 00:18:54,710 --> 00:18:56,070 Everything's more complicated now. 270 00:18:57,210 --> 00:19:01,450 You know, I get into this bed at night, and a million different things rush 271 00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:02,450 through my mind. 272 00:19:03,470 --> 00:19:04,690 I mean, I worry about me and Ellen. 273 00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:12,170 And I worry about my classes and my tech, my future, 274 00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:17,310 about my path, about my present. 275 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,990 And I worry about my future again. 276 00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:25,150 And I worry about Ellen again. And then I worry about Ellen's future. 277 00:19:27,510 --> 00:19:29,050 Everything just gets so crazy. 278 00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:35,350 Guess I'm crazy, huh? 279 00:19:36,730 --> 00:19:38,790 No, no, you're not crazy, honey. 280 00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:47,530 You're just not a little boy anymore, you know? You're an adult. 281 00:19:52,230 --> 00:19:55,770 There are a lot of things going on in your life, and that's bound to create 282 00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:56,770 anxiety. 283 00:19:57,470 --> 00:20:02,430 What if that anxiety keeps me up for the rest of my life? I mean, what if I 284 00:20:02,430 --> 00:20:03,430 never get to sleep? 285 00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:06,880 Stop worrying about sleeping. 286 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,700 You know, when your body needs it, it'll go to sleep. 287 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:14,080 In the meantime, just enjoy the night, you know? 288 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,260 Read a good book. Look at the stars. 289 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,300 Talk to your picture of Nixon. 290 00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:22,000 He doesn't look like he slept much either. 291 00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:24,860 I'll try that. 292 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:31,140 I guess what I'm trying to say, honey, is just try and relax, you know? 293 00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:32,840 Use the time. 294 00:20:34,350 --> 00:20:35,350 That's what I try to do. 295 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:39,570 You've had insomnia? 296 00:20:40,830 --> 00:20:41,910 From time to time. 297 00:20:43,230 --> 00:20:44,230 Really? 298 00:20:44,990 --> 00:20:48,470 I always figured you were the out like a light type. 299 00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:50,050 No. 300 00:20:50,690 --> 00:20:51,690 That's your dad. 301 00:20:52,430 --> 00:20:56,950 In fact, I remember one night he fell asleep before he even got to bed. 302 00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:01,890 I found him. He was asleep in the sink with a toothbrush sticking out of his 303 00:21:01,890 --> 00:21:02,890 mouth. 304 00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:09,120 I guess what I'm trying to say, honey, is that an occasional sleepless night 305 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,660 goes with the territory of being Alex Keaton. 306 00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:17,700 Despite the worries and then the anxieties, I think you enjoy being Alex 307 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,160 Thanks, Mom. 308 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,280 You. 309 00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:28,100 Wait. 310 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:34,200 I was wondering if you'd mind. 311 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,520 Not telling me the three little pigs story. 312 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,380 Just for old time's sake. 313 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,180 Pick it up midway through the action. 314 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,240 Okay. 315 00:21:52,580 --> 00:21:56,320 Well, these pigs built three different kinds of houses. 316 00:21:57,380 --> 00:21:59,780 One house was made out of straw. 317 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:05,670 And the third house was made out of... Wood. 318 00:22:06,530 --> 00:22:10,770 Wood. And the third house was made out... Aluminum siding. 319 00:22:13,970 --> 00:22:14,970 That's good enough. 320 00:22:16,010 --> 00:22:21,310 And then the wolf came along, and he wanted to blow down the pigs' houses, so 321 00:22:21,310 --> 00:22:28,110 said, I'll fuss, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house 322 00:22:28,110 --> 00:22:29,110 down. 323 00:22:30,910 --> 00:22:35,040 Well, the pigs got very scared, so the first... pig said to the other two pigs 324 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:40,360 no no wait a minute i actually it was the second pig said the first and third 325 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:47,260 pig oh which pig wasn't it do you remember which 326 00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:48,260 one 327 00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:18,230 I was up anyway. 328 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,220 Sit, Ubu, sit. 329 00:23:53,660 --> 00:23:54,660 Good dog. 22220