All language subtitles for Family Ties s01e15 The Fugitive 2

I bet we've been together for a million
years.

And I bet we'll be together for a
million more.

Oh, it's like I started breathing on the
night we did.

And I can't remember what I ever did
before.

What would we do, baby, without us?

What would we do?

I can't believe I lied to the FBI.

I'm afraid we can all say the same
thing.

Not me. I had my fingers crossed.

I'm sure the court will take that into
consideration.

Look, let's try and examine this
logically. If Uncle Ned is innocent,

really didn't do anything wrong by lying
to the FBI.

And if he's guilty, then we're harboring
a criminal and we'll all go to jail.

Let me start again.

Probably should have told the FBI the
truth.

you did the right thing. Uncle Ned's
your brother. You had to protect him.

Now, if the FBI were looking for Alex,
I'm sure I would... Sorry, bad example.

Hi, guys. Sorry I missed dinner.

How'd it go? Did Jennifer eat all the
vegetables?

Ned, uh, the man who was here before was
an FBI agent.

Darn it! And I missed him? I'm always...
He, um, he said you embezzled four and

a half million dollars from the Cintram
Corporation.

Wow, that's a lot of money.

Matt, I think maybe we should talk.

Yeah, I think so, too.

Uh, kids, why don't you go on up to bed
now?

I just got my second wind.

Go on.

Let's go.

Okay, I don't want to be in trouble with
the FBI and Mom and Dad.

I'd like to stay if it's okay.

That's a good idea. I think Alex should
hear this, too.

So what did you say to the FBI guy?

We told him we hadn't seen you. We
didn't know where you were.

I appreciate that you gave me the
benefit of the doubt. We only lied

knew you wouldn't do something like
that.

Thanks. Did you steal the money, Ned?
Yes.

Are you crazy?

Have you absolutely gone out of your
mind?

You have to understand, I didn't steal
that money for myself.

I stole it for those 1 ,800 people who
were going to lose their jobs.

What were you going to do, send them
each 100 ,000 bucks for Christmas?

I felt as though I had to do something
to try to stop this merger. So before I

left, I took the Hemsdale portfolio, all
the corporate records and $4 .5 million

in assets, and I hid it.

You hid it? Where?

In the computer.

Nowadays, the records, all the money,
everything is stored on computer disks.

simply open up an account in my own name
with an access code that only I know,

and I transfer the Hemsdale portfolio
into it.

This way, that merger cannot go through.

Ned, I respect you quitting the job, but
stealing the money and the records is

downright stupid.

And whether that money is stuffed in a
computer or in a suitcase, it's still

stealing.

I was under the impression that you guys
once took a stand against things like

injustice and blind corporate greed.

We didn't break the law, Ned.

Oh, no? Why were you in jail during the
Democratic Convention of 68? You

couldn't get a hotel room?

It's not the same thing.

Of course it's the same thing. It was
just fashionable when you did it.

Look, you guys took your stand in the
60s, and I respect you for it. Two days

ago, I was on the verge of seeing my
work, my education, my entire life up to

this point come to harvest in the
senseless firing of 1 ,800 people.

And I took my stand, damn it.

You don't have to worry. I won't involve
you in this anymore. I'll be gone in

the morning.

Hey. Oh, hi.

I stopped by your room to talk. You
weren't there.

I was here.

So I see.

You were pretty quiet earlier.

How could you do it, Uncle Ned?

There was no other way to save those
jobs.

There had to be another way. Maybe you
could have done something to create new

jobs for those people.

Like what?

I don't know. Maybe you could have hired
them to help out around your apartment,

clean up, stuff like that.

1 ,800 people?

They could take shifts, 600 at a time.

Alex, I think you're missing the point
here.

I don't understand, Uncle Ned. I thought
you loved the business world.

It's exciting, right? Isn't it exciting?

Knowing when to buy short and when to
sell long.

When to play hardball and when to use
soft soap.

When to lick your wounds and when to
bite your bullet.

Usually you lick your wounds after you
bite your bullet.

this stuff.

Alex, I admit it was very exciting, but
in the final analysis, I just didn't

have the stomach for it. I began to
realize there is something very wrong

into the whole corporate structure.

Bite your tongue.

The survival of a corporation hinges on
one thing, its ability to increase

profits. You know that. If little
trivial things like ethics and concern

public good get in the way, they get
pushed aside.

Uncle Ned.

I agree that the Hemsdale merger was a
pretty sleazy deal.

But you've got to weigh the good with
the bad on the scales of injustice.

Let's say this bowl is the 1 ,800
workers, and this banana

represents Syntram's corporate health.

So they're equally important.

But, Alec, those people are going to be
collecting unemployment, which was a

drain on the Federal Reserve.

In addition, there's the lost revenue to
all the smaller businesses that dealt

with it.

Finally, and most important of all,
there's the human factor, the

Syntram's corporate health is an
illusion that is easily stripped away.

You see, when you take all of these
factors into consideration, the

implementation of this merger is not
congruent with the public good.

I rest my case.

What are you going to do, Uncle Ned?

I don't know.

Look for something simple.

Cottage in the country.

Swing on the old oak tree.

White picket fence.

Will you marry me, Alice?

No, am I awake?

I've been up all night worrying.

About the FBI?

No, about Joey LaGrande's baseball mitt.
Oh, well, honey, I can... Who the hell

is Joey LaGrande?

He was a bully who used to push Ned
around when we were kids.

Well, one day, Ned got fed up, and he
stole Joey LaGrande's baseball mitt.

Oh, great. The FBI will probably come
looking for that, too.

I told Ned that no matter what Joey had
done, Stealing the mitt was wrong.

Well, Ned said he knew that, but he was
scared to give it back.

So I took Ned to Joey's house, and I
stood beside him while he gave the mitt

back to Joey.

That's fascinating, Elise.

Don't you see?

I helped Ned.

I protected him because he was my little
brother, and he needed...

He's still my little brother.

I think we ought to let him stay here,
and I'm going to go tell him that, okay?

No, I don't think it's okay.

Now, look, I love your brother, and I'm
worried about him, too, but he can't

stay here. Why not?

Elise, he didn't just steal a baseball
mitt this time.

He's scared, Stephen. That's why he came
here.

We can't turn him away now. The stakes
are too high. Ned is not a child, Elise.

Yes, he is. In many ways... He's still a
child. That's because you treat him

like one.

You can't keep bailing him out every
time he gets into trouble.

He's committed a crime, and we can't be
a party to that.

You know, I think maybe Ned was right.
Maybe we are hypocrites. What?

I mean, when Ned told us what he'd done,
we immediately condemned him for it.

There was a point in our lives where we
would have applauded... what he did.

What Ned did was not simply a protest.

It was one man taking the law into his
own hands because he thinks he's right.

That's nothing I can applaud.

Hello.

It's Mrs. Obeck next door.

Hi, Mrs. Obeck.

Mrs. Obeck, I'm sorry if we were making
too much noise.

What's that?

Ned is Elisa's brother.

No, he is not going to stay here.

Yes, I know Elise made a good point,
but... Mrs. Olbeck, if

you don't mind, this is a private
matter.

Good night.

She always takes your side.

Elise, we shouldn't be fighting.

I know how you feel about Ned, but this
is his battle.

You can't protect him forever.

Did you guys hear that? I think
somebody's stealing the car.

I heard it, too.

See if Ned's in his room. What do you
think the odds are that Ned is in his

room, Elise?

Uncle Ned's gone.

Alex is gone, too.

Alex? Attention,

please.

Flight 437 to Miami Beach will be
delayed for 30 minutes.

All

right.

You've got me here safely. Now, I want
you to go home in case anything goes

wrong. I don't want you involved.

Uncle Ned, I may not agree with what you
did. I may not even understand it.

But you're my uncle, and I care about
you, and I want to help.

Alex, I will be fine by myself.

No, you won't. It's not even safe for
you to talk to anyone.

This place could be crawling with FBI
agents.

Excuse me.

Do you know where Gate 27 is?

Uh, he doesn't speak English.

Oh, well, then maybe you know where it
is.

I don't speak English either.

The trick is to be inconspicuous.

Act naturally.

Cool and collected.

Under no circumstances panic.

Okay. Ned!

Uncle

Ned,

why don't you just... Sit over here, and
I'll go and buy your ticket.

Hi. Oh, hi.

How's it going?

Pretty good.

Great, great.

Do you want something?

Nah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, there is one thing. I
need an airline ticket.

What a break. I happen to sell airline
tickets.

Where do you want to go?

What do you mean?

I think the question is self
-explanatory.

Yeah, right.

Um, I haven't really decided yet. Let me
just step back and look at the big

board and see what strikes my fancy.

Seattle.

Okay.

Next flight leaves in one hour. Name,
please?

Alex Keaton.

No, wait a minute. Not Alex Keaton.

Not Alex Keaton.

No, no. Ned Donnelly.

No, no, no.

Not Ned Donnelly. My name is definitely
not Ned Donnelly.

You had less trouble picking a city.

Look, kid, relatively speaking, this is
one of life's easier questions.

What's your name?

Alfredo Gomez.

You sure?

Hey, I ought to know my own name.

I should have guessed it.

It's written all over your face.

Senor.

Okay, Gomez.

Cash or charge?

Cast your charge.

Cast your charge. Let me think.

I'll be glad to wait while you go ask.

Thanks.

Excuse me.

Mr. Carlisle.

Hello, Alex.

Hello. Small world, isn't it?

Round two.

What are you doing here?

Where? Here, here.

Oh, here.

What am I doing here? I come here a lot.

Oh, you do?

Yeah. I like airports.

I like to pretend that I'm going
somewhere.

Mr. Gomez, do you want smoking or non
-smoking?

Are you talking to me?

Si.

My name is not Gomez.

Do you want to go back to one of your
old names?

Or do you have a new one for me?

This guy's crazy.

Cut the charade, Alex. I followed you
here from your house.

Boy, that traffic was something, wasn't
it?

Look, Alex, you're... Look, Alex,

you're a good kid.

I'm going to have to arrest Uncle Ned. I
don't want you to be involved. Go home,

Alex. Please, Mr.

Carlyle, please, don't arrest Uncle Ned.
He had a good reason. Just let him

explain. I'm sorry, Alex.

Okay.

Whoa.

I wasn't thinking.

I was trying to help Uncle Ned.

I felt so bad for Uncle Ned.

All right, all right, come on. We're not
going to solve anything by standing

around and worrying.

You've got to get to school.

I've got to get to work.

We're all going to look pretty silly
unless we get dressed first.

Come on.

Your tea's ready.

Are you all right? Why are you here?

Fine, and I don't know.

I was worried about Alex. Did he make it
back okay? Yeah, Alex is fine.

Good. They're looking for me at the
airport now. If it's okay, I'd like to

out here until I can think of something
else. Just a night or two, all right?

No, that's not all right.

Why not?

I think you should turn yourself in.

I love you, Ned, but I can't bail you
out this time. Are you implying that

have been other times when you've had
to, quote, bail me out?

Do you want a list?

Name one, Elise.

The time you took Dad's car without
permission?

Oh, come on, Elise. Kids do that kind of
stuff all the time.

You left him in Cleveland.

He had bus fare.

Maybe this isn't all your fault.

I know I coddled you and I always tried
to make things right for you.

But I've got to say no to you sometime.

Look, Elise, come on. I mean, what's a
couple of days? You won't even know I'm

here. You don't understand this, do you?
You don't need a big sister anymore.

You need a lawyer.

I begged you to go to law school.

This is not a game.

You are not a kid anymore. For God's
sake, will you please grow up?

Mom. Uncle Ned.

Oh, hey, Gomez. Como esta?

Listen, Carlisle's back, and there's
another guy with him.

Just give me ten minutes. Ned! It's all
the head start I need.

No, I'm sorry, but you're going to have
to take my word for it. He's not up

there. Okay, okay. Then where is he?

Who are you?

Uh, Alise, this is Mr. Peterson. He is
the president of the Cintram

And, uh, you know Mr. Carlisle.

Nice to see you all again.

All right, enough chatting. Where is he?
I presume you're referring to my

brother. No, I'm looking for the Pope.

Did you try Rome?

Or maybe he's touring somewhere.

That wasn't funny, kid.

You watch how you speak to my daughter,
Mr. Peterson.

That's telling him, Steve.

Carlisle, this is supposed to be an
arrest.

That doesn't mean it can't be pleasant.

Look, we know, Nancy, I knew it
yesterday.

That's why I had Mr. Peterson fly in.

Mr. Carlisle, I'm sorry we lied to you
yesterday. To be honest, we were very

scared, but I'm telling you the truth
when I say now that Ned is not here.

Hi.

Who's here?

What a pleasant surprise.

It's, uh, Ned.

Just passing through?

No, I came to have you arrested, Ned.

That was my next guess.

All right, look, Ned, here's the deal.

If you issue a formal apology and give
us that computer access number, we may

willing to reduce some of the charges
against you. Rob, I'm turning myself in,

but I don't plan to reveal that code.

Now, don't be a fool.

You know as well as I do that computer
can be programmed to crack that code all

by itself.

Yeah, that's true. Oh, and you probably
also know that it'll take about 8 .7

years.

But, uh, I'm willing to wait if you are.

I'll see you in the car, Ned.

You know, you really blew it.

You had such a big future at Cintram.

Why, in 15 years, you could have been
running the whole place.

How long you figure it'll take me now?

Get your things. We're going downtown.

I've always wanted to say that.

What made you stop and come back?

I tripped over Jennifer's baseball mitt.

I think I tore some ligaments.

Sorry, Uncle Ned.

No, no, no. Actually, I'm glad it
happened.

As I was lying there on the edge of the
front lawn, writhing in pain,

desperately trying to flag down a ride,
I thought about something.

What? I thought about Cleveland and Dad
and... About that time, Elise, when I

stole Joey Legrande's baseball mitt and
you took me back to his house and made

me give it back to him.

And then you beat the hell out of him.

You didn't tell me that part.

time ago.

At least, I didn't want to give Joey his
baseball mitt back then, and I

certainly don't want to go back to New
York now, but if I'm going to be

these battles, I should at least do it
in person.

Okay, monkey face.

I want you to remember one thing.

What? Never swing at curveballs on the
outside corner.

Mallory, remember, when all else fails,
X equals 8.

Don't try not to forget.

Alex, big business can be exciting and
challenging, but don't put

blinders on.

Always remember the things that are
really important.

Two secretaries, huh? Exactly.

Well, thanks for putting up with me,
Steve. I know it's been rough.

Well, hey, sometimes it's rough, but
it's never dull.

Who knows, Elisa, I may just grow up
yet.

I think maybe you already have.

I love you, Ned. I love you, too.

Take care of yourself, Mr. Carlisle.

Goodbye, Ned.

Sit, Ubu, sit.

Good dog.