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That's my son.
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special night because tonight one of our beautiful and very talented divas will
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strut her way to history and when this beautiful trophy that's right the very
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first ever the much coveted the one and only wwe golden thong a war
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big thing. Please welcome Paul Heyman.
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Our third judge tonight is a man who is one of the most recognizable judges of
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talent this planet has to offer.
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He's on loan from Toughen-Up 3. Please welcome the winner
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She volunteered her services.
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She would, of course, love to be competing here tonight.
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It's not for an untimely injury.
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Please welcome a former WWE Women's Champion, Jan.
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And our final judge this evening is a former King of the Rings,
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former Intercontinental Champion, and one of the biggest superstars
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And the six, well, they just dig it.
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Please welcome, Ed.
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And now, here to call all the action.
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And I promise you, there's going to be plenty of it.
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Please welcome Michael Cole and Jerry, the King of Logs.
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Thanks a lot, Joey, for the welcome to the world.
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competition. And you know what happens when Divas are in competition in
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lingerie. I mean this could be the greatest night of our lives. You know there's
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going to be three separate competitions tonight. The Teddy competition. No it's
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the Teddy competition. Teddy. Also Braun Panties and the Fantasy free-for-all.
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Well, they can use their imaginations.
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I'm already using my imagination, Michael.
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I can imagine.
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And if you win this thing, the diva who wins
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will pick up the coveted Golden Thong Award.
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Oh, the Golden Thong Award.
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But let me tell you something, Michael.
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Check it out.
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Check out the Golden Thong Award.
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It's great.
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But let me tell you something even greater than that.
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Earlier this afternoon, I made my way
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into the diva's dressing room, and I
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have set up this high tech.
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Camera Michael, it's great. I'm gonna introduce the world tonight to King TV. I know how you hate to miss anything
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courtesy of King TV tonight, you know, we're gonna get to see
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There she is, Miss Golden Thaw, oh my dear, this is going to be great.
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What is wrong with you?
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What do you mean what is wrong with me?
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Neck and women on TV right here tonight, go to see a kid on TV!
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Well, without further ado, why don't we get this thing started?
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This is the time for the first of three competitions, this is the Teddy competition.
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for the judges.
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secret fashion show but nonetheless we were sort of wondering why jazz wanted
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to be a judge in this competition. Well I'll tell you one thing Trish was one of my favorites
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going into this thing if she can't continue to compete they should fire jazz. I guarantee
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they should fire because I mean she may have ruined my whole show. Well if a diva cover girl
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like Trish cannot compete and obviously a favorite perhaps it opens the door for some
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Looks like Trish's history and that Golden Thong is all mine.
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Dream, I'm Stacey.
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I'm the one that knows the thing or two about winning competitions around here and...
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Oh, swaying the judges.
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I knew it. I was at that tough enough awards and I knew you cheated. You're a cheater.
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I want that competition fair and square.
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Girls, girls, girls. I'll have none of this in my dressing room.
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And just like I said to the others, if you expect to win the Golden Thong, stay focused.
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And you, you are swayed when you should be sashamed.
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Excuse me.
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And you, you spend all that money on your front side, and you're showing your back side.
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So why don't you show the judges the money, okay?
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Thanks for your advice, Rico.
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What's that? Well, you tell her to keep her panties on. My name is Rico, not David Copperfield.
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And there's only so much magic in a form in one night.
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Well, obviously Rico has some personal issues with the demons, but I think they're doing a pretty good job,
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and my vote is not the one that counts. We're done with the first competition, the Teddy competition,
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and at this point, Edge, who has the edge?
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Coach, I just can't believe that I'm in New York City judging a thong a thong.
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What took the WWE so long to do this?
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I think everybody should get a golden thong, even you, you got some junk in the trunk.
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Now, now Maven, Maven, your girlfriend is in there competing.
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Did she do anything before the competition to sway your judgment?
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Honestly, coach, I can't remember anything ever, ever being quite this hard.
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It's gotta be difficult for you sitting here,
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watching in three of your tough enough kids
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prancing around in all that lingerie.
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Well coach, I am a professionally trained judge of talent
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and I have to be honest, it is difficult,
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but I'll be all right, I'll be able to get through it
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as long as my good buddy, Big, doesn't come out here
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prancing around in a thong, in a bra.
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You got that right, you got that right.
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out of the competition. Who would you say is the front runner right now?
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You know coach, I look at all these Divas and I think any of them could just be on top.
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I mean, I just don't have a feel as to who's going to snatch that Golden Thong Award.
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I mean, just imagine it right in front of you.
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down to 7. As coach said earlier, Trish Stratus is out of the competition after that sneak
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attack by Jazz and it's a shame because I thought Trish is one of the pre-match favorites.
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She was certainly one of my favorites Michael, but we have to move on. As a matter of fact,
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we have to move on to a little bit of King TV. Come on, it's time to check out King TV.
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The competition's about to begin.
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Rico, can I get your opinion on this?
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Oh, girl.
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I don't think I've ever seen one of those down there before.
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That is so cute.
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And your breasts look great.
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Now, some of those are a little smaller on the top
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than on the bottom, but you're just perfect.
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Now, let me help you with that.
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Thank you, Rico.
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No, thank you.
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Now, let's get some panties on.
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And this time.
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Let's do it the way Rico showed you.
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How about a little blue, a little green lung?
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How about some sparkles?
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And mommy's unwrapped! I gotta have something to get that sight out of my eyes. Can we take one more look at King TV?
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Come on, check it out! One more time! Let's see some more King TV!
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King TV!
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You know, personally, I think Rico does not know what he's talking about. I think both of you are sexy, very, very sexy.
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Here we go, Michael.
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And Rico is very dull.
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Thank you, Terry.
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And speaking of sexy, girl, your body is looking so...
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Hot tonight, you are smoking.
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Did you even think for a minute that we'd fall for your silly thong cam?
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I don't think so.
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Hi-hee!
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You wanna give it all down?
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You wanna give this hat for you?
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I know y'all.
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She'll go all the way.
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All the way!
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This is the squared circle Moolah's autobiography available on the first part of August.
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Well, I ended up thinking that the Diggins had better nights.
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We're done with the second and three competitions.
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The Broad Panties competition in the books.
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And right now you'd have to think it was a dead heat.
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So Ed, at this point, who do you have?
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to ask you to leave right now.
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Remember, this is your last chance. It's a catwalk.
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Not enough food terms.
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It's all about accessories.
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Who needs props?
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Ooh, that is fun.
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Come on, it's not that nutty, is it?
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Hey girl, what are you not wearing?
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Let's make you feel proud. Come on.
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You don't even want to go out.
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Not yet. Hey, you know, seven divas with an opportunity to win the Golden Thong Award.
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We are down to one competition and it's the, well, the fantasy free for all.
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And basically what this competition is, is the women are going to be able to go out there
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and, well, use their imagination or...
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Look, I'll handle this, Michael. Don't send a boy to do a man's job.
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This is, this is the climax, Michael.
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It's like your wildest sexual fantasy come true.
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It's sort of like the dream you told me about.
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You know your dream, the one with the little dutch girl and the pigtails and the wooden shoes and the finger and the...
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has had a good time.
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