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So, Tom, how does it feel
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to have a statue of you added to the museum's Hall of Coolness?
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I always knew that I was cool, but I never knew that I was "statue" cool.
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Wow, I can't believe Tom's image will be next to the ruby that fell from space.
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-It's around this corner.
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Prepare to marvel at some marble.
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Huh? Uh...
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Pardon me. But, uh, quick question.
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Why does this statue of me...
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uh, not look like me?
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- Because it's not you. -Huh?
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A cooler guy moved to town, so he got a statue instead.
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-What? -Some fella named "Roy."
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- Roy?
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Oh, yes, Roy! He sounds great!
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I just read about him RadMag. The Magazine of Radness!
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Roy babysat for our family once and planted two gardens, just for fun!
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I choked on a grape once and Roy saved my life.
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Who the heck is Roy?
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Oh, one little museum statue isn't a big deal.
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-This isn't gonna change...
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-...our lives or anything.
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-Well, yeah. I guess that's true.
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Guys, look!
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We're getting a new neighbor.
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And they have a bunch of cool stuff!
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-I wonder who it is. - What if he's a jerk?
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Nah, just kidding. He's me!
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Hi, new neighbors! I'm Roy.
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Hmm...
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Aah!
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What do you think of my
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"welcome to the neighborhood" present for Roy, huh?
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What a nice gesture!
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Especially after Roy dethroned you as the coolest person in town.
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-Uh, Ben? -According to the museum.
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-But, Ben... -What do museums know?
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-Ben! -Oh...
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It's fine. In fact, that's why I'm giving him this pie.
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So that Roy can be like "A homemade pie? Tom is way cooler than I am!"
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So it's not a nice gesture at all.
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Mm-hmm.
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-Hey, guys!
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Just dropping by to give you a little something.
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Eh, just to show how much I appreciate being your new neighbor.
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Oh! A Lightning Man action figure!
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They stopped making these after all the lightning injuries.
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A Blue Flame 5000? That's the best Bunsen burner you can buy!
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- Wow!
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The Bongo and McGill complete box set!
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It even has the Christmas special everyone hated!
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Whoa! Are these real gold?
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-Mm-hmm. And real microphones.
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♪ Wow, Roy, you shouldn't have! ♪
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-Yeah, Roy. You shouldn't have. -I wanted us to get off on the right foot.
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-So I did a little research on you all...
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-...to see what you like. -Well, that's creepy.
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Tom, I wish I could be as hilarious as you.
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By the way, I didn't forget about you.
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-That pie looks amazing!
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-Well, it's not a contest.
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Oh, and before I go, I'm having a little housewarming shindig tonight.
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You all should come if you're not too busy!
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- Yeah, you know-- -We'd love to!
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-I just don't understand...
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...why we're going to some stranger's party.
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-Roy's not a stranger, he's your neighbor!
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Stop being such a grump.
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Fine. But don't come complaining to me when this party is super-- Lame?
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-For your memories. - Ooh!
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So I said, "Senator, that's not an avocado!"
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The funny thing is, it was an avocado. He was right, I was wrong!
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♪ Everybody give a toast ♪
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♪ To the host with the most ♪
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♪ Oh, boy! Shooby-doo-bop-bop-ba-doo, it's Roy! ♪
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Tom! Roy has his own game room! Come play extreme foosball with me!
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-Ginger?
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Which one of these way-too-many-doors did you go into?
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Huh?
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Huh?
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Whoa!
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Huh?
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Oh.
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There you are!
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Roy is about to show pictures from when he climbed Mount Everest--
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-and built an orphanage on it! -Angela.
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-These are blueprints for the town museum. -What? Are you snooping in here?
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No, I just got lost, but there is something weird about this guy.
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Look! He's got this thing just laying around.
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I mean, what even is this?
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-I know, right?
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It's--It's silly. But what can I say? I collect cool things.
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And this antique crown is cool, right?
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Soon I'll get something even more out of this world.
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-Hmm... -Anyway, you're obviously lost.
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I'll take you both back to the party.
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The hallways in this house can be really, really confusing.
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Totally not your fault.
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-Happens to a lot of people.
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Hmm...
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Wow!
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Tom, are you coming or not?
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And there was a secret door behind it!
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I mean, I am telling you,
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-this dude is hiding something.
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-Calm down.
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It was probably some ugly utility closet...
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-...he was simply trying to cover up.
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Oh, Tom! A strange mail delivery that none of us knew about is here.
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Ooh! A box! Let me open it!
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Check it out! I look like Star Bandit from Space Conflicts!
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Uh, I did not order that. Ben?
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Hmm... Says it's for Roy. I guess it was delivered here by mistake.
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Roy? Wait. This is burglary gear!
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It all makes sense!
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Roy had museum blueprints, he collects museum things,
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and he said he was getting something "out of this world."
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Roy's going to steal the Space Ruby!
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Wow, I know you're mad about the statue, but give it a rest.
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Yeah, Tom. Roy's already got it all,
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-why would he need to steal to get more? -Hmph.
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OK. You're right.
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Yeah, sure. Roy's just a cool guy with a cool house.
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So I think I'll just take this back to him and--and thank him
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for all of the coolness that he gives us.
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That's the spirit, Tom!
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Sure.
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-Ah ha! Busted, Roy! -What?
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Oh, Tom! What are you doing here?
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Stopping you from stealing this!
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-Huh?
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Whoa!
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-Huh?
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Aah!
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Whoa!
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Gotcha!
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-Not so cool now, are you?
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Oh, no, Tom! What have you done?
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I just happened to catch Roy trying to steal the Space Ruby.
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- Roy?
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-Yeah. That's right! -Tom, I'm afraid you're mistaken.
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I caught you sneaking into the museum!
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-Oh, dear! -Oh, it's true.
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I was sneaking into the museum.
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Because I was so touched when you all honored me with my statue,
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I wanted to make a donation from my own collection. As a "thank you."
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Could someone pull that cord?
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The lost crown of the city of secrets?
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- Come on! -What an incredible piece!
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Yeah. I studied the museum blueprints
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so I could sneak in and drop off the crown while the museum was closed.
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I guess I should've told someone about it, but I wanted the donation to be anonymous.
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My grandma always said it's important to be humble.
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- Aww! -No, don't "aww!"
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All right, he said he was going to add something out of this world
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to his collection! As in from space!
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Oh, that?
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Tom, I meant that I bought the Star Bandit costume
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-from the Space Conflicts movies. -Huh?
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Actually, it's a lot like your outfit. Where'd you get that?
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Well, but I... You... Space Ruby.
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All right, folks. Nothing to see here.
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Roy was just trying to do something nice and Tom spoiled it.
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Excuse me, officer. Don't be mad at Tom. He was only trying to help.
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We're lucky to have such a concerned citizen.
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Let's give Tom a round of applause!
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-For Tom! Hip-hip--
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The museum accepted Roy's generous donation,
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which was going to be anonymous
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until it was spoiled by a citizen who shall remain unnamed.
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But he looks like this.
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-It's OK, Tom.
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People will forget about this in a few days.
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Or weeks.
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-I mean, definitely in a few months.
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Hey, uh, Tom-mo.
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I wanted to make sure
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there were no hard feelings about what happened today.
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Friends?
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-Sure, Roy. Friends. -Ah!
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Aww, I was hoping you'd say that.
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Because nobody's gonna believe you
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now that you made a fool of yourself in front of the whole town.
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Wait, what? I was right about you?
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See you around, Tom.
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-Oh!
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I mean...
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