All language subtitles for Heartbeat s13e04 Fool for Love

Heartbeat, why do you miss when my baby
kisses me?

Heartbeat, why does a love kiss stay in
my memory?

Bill? Bill?

Will you come here?

What do you need, honey?

Let me have a look.

Nice and easy, lad. No sudden movements.

It's a wonderful thing, you know, to
live in a nation of animal lovers.

Now, you open up.

No one will get hurt.

Okay.

Okay.

Good boy.

Yeah, right, got that. Thanks a lot.

Right, okay.

How many different types of decoration
can you put on a wedding cake?

Oh, I'll leave that to Mrs Ventress,
Sarge. The bank security van, it's been

held up two miles outside town.

Steve's on his way there now.

We've already done that.

Do you know, this must be the only car
that gets washed as often as its owner.

Yeah, well, I need something to do.

I thought you liked working here, David.

All this.

Cost car to drive?

You do nothing but moan.

Well, you just do nothing.

I'm a gentleman of independent means,
David. It's what gentlemen do.

And it's not nothing. It's life as it
should be lived.

Don't you get...

Lonely, stuck here on your own.

Well, you're on your own.

I'm not.

Well, I got out for it, didn't I?

Have another drink.

Well?

Do you think it's too much?

I'd say it's absolutely perfect.

I'm not sure about all this, though.

Jenny, I know the bride's supposed to be
nervous, but you're in danger of

becoming completely neurotic.

I still can't believe I'm doing this.

I think you've thought about it for long
enough.

I could never imagine that I'd marry
someone like Dennis. You know, he's so

grown up and serious. If Dennis walked
out the door and you never ever saw him

again, how would you feel?

It would be awful.

I don't think I could bear it.

Well, then you're making the right
decision.

None of the shopkeepers noticed anyone
hanging loud.

I doubt they would.

This was all very professional.

According to the manager, the bandit
just collected thousands and used notes.

Well, that's quite a haul for one man
and a dog.

I think the dog was the real
professional.

Why are those in T .I .D.? Because
here's the catch.

They regularly used all sorts of animals
as decoys.

I think it'd be in the tuckers with the
boy.

You could train an animal to do
anything. What was his name?

Tommy.

Ronnie, CID are in your office, Sides.
They've come to take over the

investigation.

Shiner? That's all I needed. No, it's
not Shiner. It's somebody else.

Ronnie the Dog Man.

That was it. He went down about five
years ago. See if you can track him

Dodge.

Morning.

Here he comes, like a dose of scotch
mist.

Kenny!

Kenny Parker, I don't believe it. What
are you doing back round East Park?

Come to make your life a misery, mate.

No, you can never do that. I'd rather
have you than shine her any day.

I'm to London, bright lights, all that.

No, not for me in the end.

I'm a DS, a division now, and about to
take my inspector's exam, so you'd

watch your step.

Well, it's great to see you anyway.

Ronnie Brown Sarge, a .k .a. Ronnie the
Dog Man.

He's just finished a five -year stretch
in Durham, and they released him two

weeks ago.

Well, that sounds like that might be our
man.

Well, you've got a suspect already.

Well, I think I'll just put my feet up
and leave it all to you.

Milk, two sugars, lad.

Did you get it, then?

Yep. What's it like?

It's all right, I think.

It's fantastic.

He sure doesn't make me look like a
fairy on a Christmas tree. No, he

does he? Hey, it's perfect.

Why is it supposed to be serene and
blooming? I never imagined getting

would be so nerve -wracking.

Oh, that reminds me, I forgot to burn
the flowers this morning.

And what about you?

Have you told Phil yet?

Yeah, I've told him.

And?

Oh, I don't know, Liz.

I can't get my head around it. I mean,
having a baby is just so... Wonderful.

It's frightening.

And I've got all the food to do for the
wedding.

I don't want to spoil things for Jenny.
You won't.

Anyway, I just want to concentrate on
that for now.

I can't think about the rest.

I don't think I ever imagined you
getting married.

Pretty girl came along, used to run a
mile.

I was never that bad.

You were always chasing two or three at
a time, as I recall.

No, no, no, it was them chasing me.

I'm a reformed character now.

Well, maybe we both are.

She must be quite something.

Cheers. Can't wait for you to meet her.
Meet her? I want to invite her to this

wedding.

Talking of the wedding...

My best man had just let us down.

Would you do it?

I'd love to do it, mate, yeah.

But no dodgy stories, mind you. I don't
want to frighten the new in -laws.

Not even when we arrested those
strippers in Bridlington.

And you, uh... Definitely not that.

Your murky past is saved with me.

We've got Ronnie Brown's temporary
address after probation office, Sarge.

Good. We'll call for some armed backup
and we'll pay him a visit now.

With any luck, we'll have this torn up
by dinner time. Right, Sarge.

You've got these bags well trained.

I thought we'd put a nice big salmon in
the middle. Always makes a good

sentence, doesn't it?

Well, if you want a good one, you'd best
order it today.

I'll call the fishmonger.

If you want a good one, you've got to
catch it yourself.

Oh, thanks, Vernon. That's very helpful.

Nothing compares with the taste of
freshly caught wild salmon, as any true

gourmet will tell you. Oh, and where are
we going to get a wild salmon from

round here?

The river Esk is full of it. You just
fish it out.

Well, I think Sir Henry Bing might have
something to say about that.

Sir Henry Bing has given me carte
blanche to fish as and when I like.

Vernon's offered to catch you a nice
wild salmon for the wedding buffet, Jen.

No, I was saying that... Oh, Vernon,
that's really kind of you.

Just a small wedding present.

Hmm.

I think I'll still call the fishmonger.

Right, two of you, round the back.

Looks like he's given us the slip.

But not by much.

Reckon he must have been tipped off.

We'd better set up some surveillance.

Wouldn't think he'd be daft enough to
come back.

I'm feeling blue.

All I have to do is see you. Hey, Ed.

Hi. I think you'll have a scotch
tonight.

You all right?

This is daft, isn't it?

Yeah.

You busy, then?

Yeah.

Well, I've got all the food to do for
the wedding.

Vernon reckons he's going to catch you
salmon.

OK.

Gina, I...

I was thinking that maybe we should have
a proper chat about things.

Phil, I'm not expecting anything from
you, you know.

Yeah, but I wanted... Look, I'm pretty
good at taking care of myself.

I've had to be.

Here they are.

Jenny Latimer.

Kenny Parker.

Pleased to meet you, Jenny.

And this is my fiancée, Gloria.

Told you I was a reformed man.

I do love weddings.

I always cry.

Well, hopefully you're not going to cry
at ours.

Oh, fellas, what they like, eh?

I'll have a martini.

Don't forget the cherry.

Oh, I love your hair.

I could never have mine that long. I
thought it would be a terrible split

So, what are you going to do then on the
big day?

I'd put it all up. I'm not actually
sure.

We do a full bridal package at the salon
where I work.

I'm the senior stylist.

Really?

My Kenny's dead chuffed he's going to be
your Denny's best man.

Mind you, at that reception, the air's
going to be blue.

I hope not.

Oh, only kidding, love.

Who'd marry a copper, eh?

Dull as dishwater, most of them. Apart
from my Kenny. He knows how to have a

laugh.

Well, I'm sure your Denny dull.

I've often wondered what an older fella
would be like.

Actually, most people call him Dennis.

Well, he's always had a string of
girlfriends, but we found him.

Probably went in for a haircut.

She does unisex on Tuesdays and Fridays,
in between touring as a mobile and

hairdresser. Told me all about it in
great detail. I'm so sorry.

Night, then.

I'll phone you tomorrow.

Do you mind?

Make an idol of you Do you mind?

If I shower you with kisses If I tell
you honey

This is how I think of heaven Do you
mind?

What do you want, Steve?

I want to be at my sister's wedding.

I wrote to Mum and Dad a couple of
months back.

Dad told me.

I haven't touched dope since I was
arrested. I swear to you, Jane.

These days I hardly even take a drink.

So what have you been doing?

I've been to sea.

What? I went down to the docks at Whitby
and I signed on as a deckhandler and a

trawler. I can't imagine you doing
something like that.

Go on, say it. Too much like hard work?
Well, yeah.

I must admit, it nearly killed me.

So Dad was devastated when you got
chucked out of university?

No.

I let him down. I let you all down.

Especially you.

I just want another chance to prove that
I've learned my lesson.

Yeah, and why now?

I've got a lot to do. When we were
children, we used to talk about you

married.

Me driving you to the church in an open
carriage with a white horse. You

remember? Steve, don't, please.

I just want to be there, Jen.

I'll make it all right with Dennis, I
promise.

Just let me think about it, OK?

Of course.

See, I found most of this stuff in the
barn.

Do you know, David, this is what I've
needed all along. A gentlemanly pursuit.

I thought we were going fishing.

Not fishing.

Angling. Trawlers fish.

Angling is a sport.

Yeah, well, we still get there on the
line. We bung it in the water, though,

Basically, yes.

Anyway, we won't have far to go, though,
will we?

Not that river.

You'd be looking to get a jar of
sticklebacks out of there.

Did you really find all this in the
barn?

Do you know, it's like Aladdin's cave in
there.

Well, why did you leave then?

David, I can't live in a ramshackled old
place like that.

Why not?

Well, you always did before.

Do you really prefer it here?

Of course I do.

I mean, it's... It's... Big.

And it's empty.

I don't understand why having money
means that you can't live where you

I haven't seen him for months.

He just turned up last night.

Did he actually spend time in jail?

No. He was lucky.

First offence, previous good character.

Got a suspended sentence.

And he just went off.

I don't know what Dennis is going to
say.

Do you think he's changed?

I don't know.

But then, when he was stealing all this
dope and selling it, I never imagined

for a minute that he'd be capable of
doing such a thing.

I realised then that we may have grown
up together, but I didn't know him at

all.

Can you give him another chance?

Of course.

Or live, I don't know.

Dennis will go mad.

I'm almost scared to tell him.

Kenny.

Oh, jeez.

Well, looks like it's been a long night.

Any sign of him?

No. I think D .S. Parker's right.

He's long gone.

I've been having a read of Ronnie
Brown's file.

He was quite a villain in his day.

He'll be 65 next birthday.

And what was this, then?

One last job to finance his pension?

That'll be my guess.

We're never going to catch him.

It's on the cost of by now.

You sound almost sorry for him.

Don't be daft.

When we searched the house, one of the
lads found this.

Left luggage locker?

Looks like it.

There was no money from the robbery in
the house. He could have stashed it

somewhere.

Certainly left in a hurry.

All he'd have to do is pick up a bag.

Ventress, check this out with your man
at the station, would you?

Right, John.

The more I see you, the more I want you.

Somehow this feeling, it just grows and
grows. Well, I had to see for myself.

That looks like hard work.

Oh, well, you know, it's good for
building the muscle.

Onion press.

There you go. That should sort you out.

The art of fly fishing.

Excellent, Bernard.

Why is it called fly fishing?

Because, David, to catch salmon, you
need flies.

I know.

I was pretty spoiled as a kid.

I'm always a blue -eyed boy, as far as
Mum and Dad were concerned.

Not so fair on you.

Oh, Dad, it's a bit old -fashioned.

Expect less of me because I'm a girl.

In some ways, that's been easier.

Are they like Dennis?

I think so.

A bit worried about the age gap.

I really do just want you to be happy,
you know.

What if I'd be happiest if you just went
away?

When I go away.

Badly.

I want to make them feel right too,
honestly.

Oh, no.

What's all this?

Party after that, then?

This is my brother, Dean.

Oh, here for the wedding.

I'm Gloria, Jenny's favourite
hairdresser.

I'm glad I caught you, Jen. I really
want you to have a look at my style of

work. I can't, really. I'm very... I'm
just on a corner. It's only two ticks.

I said to Kenny, it's daft of going
anywhere else.

Kenny's going to be Dennis's best man.

I know you think I'm awful and I've got
a big gob. Of course you do. Yeah, you

do. Just cos our bloke's here, I've no
reason we should.

But I am a good hairdresser.

If you could just take a little look.

I'll be back in a jiffy.

Mine's white with one sugar.

What on earth are you doing, David?

Well, getting the flies.

To catch the salmon, like you said.

What's that with you?

Been miserable this thing all day.

Pretty useless individual, really,
aren't I?

Only 50 % of the time.

Oh, come on.

I'm just kidding.

Yeah, well, I'm not.

Gina's... Gina's having a baby.

Is she?

What, with... Yeah.

Are you going to marry her?

She won't have me.

She'll reckon she's better off on her
own.

She's probably right.

That's hard, mate. I'm sorry.

Has she really turned you down?

Very new, these lockers.

Very high security.

But it is one of yours.

Aye, looks like it.

Well, let's open it up and take a look.

Well,

will you look at that.

Indeed.

You can't take it, Alf. I'll have to
have a receipt. What if the owner comes

back? What if he does, Ernie? Give us a
call and we'll have a word.

I wouldn't want to be accused of theft.

But your love, it don't pay my bills, I
need money.

Yeah, that's what I want.

What I want for more, more money. That's
what I want.

You coppers.

I could come round to your place,
morning of the wedding, do the whole

an hour and a half.

And what should it cost?

I accept it as a wedding present from me
and Kenny.

That's very kind of you, Gloria.

I could do you as well. I'm completely
unisex.

Not much of a one for haircuts.

You a hippie student, then?

No, I'm a humble trawler, actually.

Oh, what, from the docks here?

Yeah. You're thinking of going back to
college there, aren't you, Steve?

They'll have me.

Believe in second chances, Gloria.

You a bad boy, then?

Black sheep of the family?

I'll have to ask my sister that one.

What do you reckon?

Yeah, well, you nearly got the hang of
it.

Is that how I think it is?

Well, he's got some nerve coming back
here.

Liz, I'd like you to meet my brother,
Steve Latimer. This is Dr. Liz Merritt.

Pleased to meet you, Steve.

I'd like to offer my congratulations,
Dennis.

Thank you.

Steve's got a job on a trawler.

Has he?

Well, hard work never hurt anyone.

This is turning into a ruddy circus.

I've got choppers all over where I would
stay in.

One job, you said.

Then you'd be gone, you promised.

Now they've found the money. How can I
go without the money?

I'll give you money. What? A couple of
hundred quid? I won't get far on that.

Well, you can't stay here.

You'll have to get me out. You and that
soppy boyfriend of yours.

No, Dad.

We'll take you off once, but... I'm not
going back to jail, Gloria.

I can't do any more time.

You know what that prison doctor said?

Yeah. He said stay off the fags.

What else have I got in life, eh?

You're not going to let your old man die
in jail, are you, babe?

All right.

But just stay out of sight and out of
trouble.

I really think he's changed.

Aye, he's full of charm.

And he always was.

Oh, Dennis.

I'm just giving the benefit of the
doubt.

I just don't want to see you get hurt
again, that's all.

I wish you'd known him before.

There's far more good in him than bad. I
know there is.

Look, I don't want to argue with you.
Not about this.

Not about anything.

I just want to get married to you.

And if you want your brother to be
there, that's fine by me.

Thank you.

Thank you, Bellamy.

Got your summons?

Not a summons.

I wanted to give you this, personally.

Invite to the wedding?

Didn't manage to talk her out of it,
then?

I didn't really try.

I love you, sister, very much.

I don't want there to be any upsets or
regrets on our wedding day.

That sounds a bit like a warning.

No.

But let's understand each other.

You dealt drugs.

You deceived.

You stole.

In particular, you hurt and deceived
Jenny.

Now, I'm not judging you. That's all in
the past.

But I will be watching you.

Very carefully.

Once a villain, always a villain, eh?

Is that your philosophy?

I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt,
Steve.

Don't disappoint me.

Or Jenny.

This is safe.

It's on a time lock.

You've got one minute to open it.

Sound of a shotgun being fired at the
northern provincial bank, sir.

Corporal, I'm back on it.

Nowhere to go, Ronnie.

Put the gun down.

Get him away from here.

Get him away.

Little bit.

He needs to be in hospital.

I hazard a guess he had severe
emphysema, probably other complications

He needs bed rest and medication.

Call an ambulance, would you, Ventus?

Yes, sir.

He must have been aware of the severity
of his condition.

How could he have ever imagined he could
rob a bank?

You read his file, Kenny.

Wasn't there a note from the prison
authorities in Durham about his medical

condition? Probably.

I must have missed it.

Look, you'll have to excuse me. Can I
use your office? I need to call my boss.

Yes, go on.

Thank you, Doctor.

Yeah, I got your message. What's going
on?

Hospital? Is he all right?

Calm down, Kenny.

Yeah. Well, I've got an idea.

You need to cut downstream.

That'll never work.

What?

Downstream, that way.

So what difference will that make?

Well, you'll see.

David! The line's snagged on the rocks.
Go and clear it, will you?

You're making it worse!

They come here to fall!

You're putting them off!

You're putting them off? I should think
every salmon in this river's already

heading back to the North Sea.

Well,

I've been searching Oh Lord, I've been
searching And I've been

searching everywhere

pretty much wraps things up here.

Aye.

Don't forget about tonight.

What, that night?

Oh, no, I'll be there, don't you worry.

And I've booked us in at the pub for the
night, too, so there won't be far to

fall to bed.

If you can fix me a deal with your
skipper, there'll be another hundred.

What makes you think I'd even consider
doing this? I need to get him out of the

country, and I don't know who else to
ask.

What if I go to the police?

Would they really believe someone like
you?

Look, I've heard the story. I know all
about you. You're a drug dealer.

What? A drug dealer? Not anymore.

If you say so.

That's not what the police think.

Yeah, well, they're wrong.

Yeah. But come on, be realistic, Steve.
She's never going to forget what a bad

boy you are.

I've heard the way they talk about you.

You think when she and Dennis are
married, they're going to be inviting

round for tea?

Well, he doesn't like me much. He's made
that pretty clear.

When I was a kid at school, it didn't
matter how good I were, how hard I

Anything bad happened, the teacher
always pointed the finger at me.

Why? Because my dad were in the nick.

No -one's going to give you a second
chance. At least at all, Dennis Merton.

They've invited me to the wedding.

Oh, then what?

Happy families?

Don't be naive.

They're all hypocrites.

I grew up on the wrong side of the law.
I know about these proper, respectable

people. Once they've judged you, that's
it.

Once a villain, always a villain. It's
copper's law.

So, take the money.

Do you know, I knew angling would be the
sport for me.

This is the life, eh?

I've been thinking.

I think you might be right.

Money shouldn't matter.

I should be able to live where I like.

I'm selling off.

Where are you going to live?

Back with you and Alton.

Aye, aye.

Hey, I think I've got one.

Really thin, Bernard, really thin.

Don't rush me.

I think it's a big one.

Magic!

You're very good at this.

You know, when I get married, Auntie
Jenny, you can definitely do the

Hey, I'll do the flowers for all your
weddings.

Right, then.

I suppose I'd better go.

I've still got masses of cooking to do.

Do you want a hand with anything?

No, it's all organised.

See you later. Bye.

I'll collect the bouquets from the
florist later.

Thanks for helping, Cathy.

Just thought I'd drop by, see how you
were doing.

What do you think?

Looks wonderful.

I drove over to Mum and Dad and told
them Steve was coming to the wedding.

Mum cried.

It will be wonderful, won't it?

If you were there, it would be perfect
for me.

Don't you get too drunk tonight.

I'll be keeping my eye on you.

You worry about you a lot. I'll worry
about mine.

Would you look at that?

Brilliant! Oi!

What do you think you're up to?

The fishing here is private.

I'm well aware of that, my good man.

I'm Vernon Scripps.

This is my brother Bernard, and we have
a personal invitation from Sir Henry

Bean to fish here whenever we choose.

We'll see about that.

I should never have let you talk me into
this. Kenny is an old man. He's done

enough time.

Lucky no -one else was hurt.

I found this trawler, Skipper.

What? Jenny's brother works for him. You
told Jenny's brother? Are you mad?

It was an emergency.

I had to find a way to get Dad out.

He talks of Dennis Merton. I'm finished.

You won't.

You said yourself he's some scummy
little drug dealer they're all ashamed

Who'd listen to him?

You can handle it, sweetie.

I know you can.

You're cleverer than Dennis Merton.

Only for one.

Script, you say?

The fellow that runs the garage at
Aidensfield.

No, that's my brother Bernard.

Ah, you must be the undertaker then.

No, no, that's also... I said to the
wife, big bonfire in the garden.

No fun.

Can't abide poachers, Scripps.

We met, Sir Henry.

If he was down to me, I'd shoot him.

But then there's the law.

Erdlord Ashfordly's. Ah, yes.

Knew his father.

Damn liar and cheat he was.

Liked him, though.

Mr Scripps reckons you invited him to
fish, Sir Henry. Might have done.

Damn doctor keeps feeding me pills, but
they don't make a damn bit of

difference.

What's your name again?

Scripps. Vernon Scripps. Oh, yes.

The fellow that's got the garage in
Aidensfield.

My lads, where were we?

Same again.

I'll scare Ori off. I mean, the object
of this evening is about the end of it.

Not a man should be left astounded. I'm
going as fast as I can.

Steve! Let's get making.

Kenny!

This is Kenny Parker, my very good
friend and best man.

Steve is Jenny's brother.

Yes, heard about him.

Not all good, I hope.

Dad?

You met Gloria?

Yeah.

You know, Steve, life can be
complicated.

We all find ourselves in situations.

I realise that.

Dennis is an old -fashioned sort of cop,
rather.

Something I wouldn't understand.

I just need to know I can trust you,
mate.

To protect Dennis's innocence?

Yeah, that's quite a way of looking at
it.

Also, that new position needs to be
careful.

If you get busted for drugs again, you
will definitely be looking at time.

Don't worry, mate.

Even if I told him the truth, I don't
think he'd believe me.

Steve! Fully armed.

So, what's up with you, then?

I'm just not in the mood for getting
legless with a bunch of coppers.

Well, you can join the hen party in the
snug, if you like.

Look, if you want my advice, I'll stop
feeling sorry for yourself and start

thinking about Gina.

Well, so you know, then.

And I know what you're going to say,
Oscar, but it's no good.

She won't have me.

I'm not good enough for her.

Don't be a daft.

Have you asked her?

Yeah, I left her.

Did you do it properly?

Did you tell her that you loved her?

Did you make her feel that being married
to her was the one thing that you

wanted more than anything else in the
world?

Not that you were just doing the right
thing.

Sort of.

I thought as much.

What's this, getting the girls a refill?

Gina, I was wondering if you had a
moment.

I don't... He knew the trouble we'd gone
through to get this.

I don't think he's right in the head,
that's Henry Bink.

Luckily for us, his gamekeeper realises
that.

I don't believe it.

Not drinking much?

Neither are you.

Well, I want to enjoy tomorrow.

So do I.

I've got to see my parents now.

Just be honest with them. Tell them how
sorry you are.

Nobody believes me, do they?

They're all just waiting for me to step
out of the line so you can feel right.

That's a bit unclear.

You know what I think, Steve?

I think it's time you grew up.

Yeah? And what do grown -ups do?

They accept responsibility for what
they've done and they stop feeling sorry

themselves.

I'm all fingers and thumbs this morning.

It'll be me being nervous today, not
you.

Doesn't she look lovely?

Oh, Cathy, you look gorgeous.

Right. While you're drying, I just need
to pop out.

Is everything all right?

Yeah. I won't be long.

Don't worry.

Good night, last night.

Wasn't expecting to see you this
morning, Sergeant.

I thought I'd just look in.

Check everything's all right before
Merton's big day.

Go and get yourself a cup of tea, if you
like. I'll keep an eye on him.

Right, thanks.

Hurry up!

Come on!

Get his clothes on.

Put him in the wheelchair.

Then you'd better whack me with this.

What are you talking about?

To make you look good.

How's your head this morning?

Good. There's a bell.

Still no sign of Kenny, though. I think
he was drinking for the both of us.

Morning. Do you want some breakfast?

No.

You're right.

I've been a sport brat.

But I do know the difference between
right and wrong.

I want to make things right.

Good God, Ronnie.

Dirk Parker popped in.

Sarge?

Sargent!

What happened?

There were two of them, I think.

I don't know where they came from.

It's a pity you didn't decide to start
telling the truth, do you not?

Dennis, what's going on?

Crane, go on to Ventress quickly.

Tell them to go back up here and down at
the docks.

We'd better let the coast guard too.

What rubbish has he been telling you,
Dennis?

The kid, the druggie. Listen to me,
mate.

Why, are you going to tell me that
Ronnie Brown isn't Gloria's father?

Dennis, you're getting married this
afternoon.

What's one more old lag to you, eh?
Look, I'm asking you as a mate.

Walk away.

Aye, I thought we were mates too.

But you don't know me at all, do you?

I'll be dry by now.

Where on earth can she be?

Do you want me to take the mouth?

Do you know what you're doing?

Jenny, don't panic. I have delivered
babies and performed surgery.

I think I can manage a couple of
rollers.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no,

no. No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No,
no, no.

No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No,
no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no,

no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.
No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No,

no, no.

No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.

No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No,
no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No,

no, no. No,

no, no.

No,

no,

We've got time for this. Is it

okay?

It looks perfect.

I told you I'd make a hairdresser.

Go in.

Now,

where's

the bridegroom?

I'm not sure.

There's a bit of a flap on him.

I think he's chasing a bank robber.

Kenny's got the rings.

Don't worry, Sarge. Leave it to me. I'll
see you at the church.

Right.

I thought everything was groovy in my
own little world. Now I find my

eyes were closed until the day I met
this girl. But the moment I caught sight

her, the light of her, the bright of
her.

I could see she would be the most
beautiful thing

in my life.

Where she walks the earth is greener and
the clouds all run away and she brings

a little sunshine into everybody's day.

You know every time... Maria.

Well, you're cutting in a bit fine.
Sorry.

Come here, let me fix you. Hold there.
Where's the best man?

She's right here.

What?

Oscar, get your jacket off.

What?

Get your jacket off!

Today belongs to me.

Guess it's my turn now at last to know
how sweet a love can be. It's a

love, a chilling love.

I never want a thrilling love. And all
the time it will be mine.

The most beautiful girl in my life.

Good to see you've made an effort,
Oscar.

Made it by the skin of his teeth, then?

Yeah.

I don't care if there was ten bank
robbers on the loose.

I wouldn't be late for our wedding.

Nobody could love you more than I do,
Gina.

And nobody would be a better father for
that... for our baby.

I'll do anything.

Just name it.

But I'm begging you.

Marry me, Gina.

Let's just get this one over first, eh,
Phil?

Sir.

I haven't bought. You can't be that
angry.

I mean, out of the fresh air all day.

Of course, it was my brother Bernard
that introduced me to it, but as you can

see, I pick things up pretty quickly.

Gina, are you going to tell him it's the
one we got from the fishmonger? No, I

think you should, Oscar.

Let's just hope he doesn't offer to
catch us one for our wedding, eh, Phil?

Yeah.

You mean it?

Yeah.

What are we drinking to, then?

Being a family.

Being a family.

Is that right?

My house was burgled by this bogus
waterboard official. He killed my

You don't even know if I can throw a
dart.

You wouldn't let me try.

I'll play first.

You against me? Let battle command.

For me to visit?

What if I can?