All language subtitles for Heartbeat s09e06 Shotgun Wedding

Heartbeat, why do you miss when my baby
kisses me?

Heartbeat, why does a love kiss stay in
my memory?

Come on!

Don't even think about it!

The cage!

Open it! I can't, I really can't.

Next time I'll pull the trigger. The
cage!

So, um... Do you want to put a date on
it?

On what?

On us.

Why, are we about to expire?

On us getting married.

Oh.

Did I agree to that?

Well, you know you do.

Are you getting cold feet?

No.

Warmest house.

Jackie, please.

All right.

Well, when do you think?

Well, it depends, really, doesn't it? On
what sort of ceremony we want and how

many people we want to invite.

Well, I don't want anything big.

No? No, no, no.

Well, churches, bridesmaids, overpriced
dresses, families looking down their

noses at each other saying whatever did
she say in him?

Well, he and her.

Well, is that it?

Does it worry you?

What?

Your family looking down their noses at
you marrying a humble cop.

Well, it never even crossed my mind.

Well, because if it does, I mean, we
should just get it out in the open. I

it's not too late to call this thing
off. I mean, it's...

As long as if anyone knows about it.

Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

Maybe we should slow it down a bit.

Look what I've done.

The train didn't stop to London.

I mean, how are you going to get the
money off, like, eh?

Signal's off.

throwing gum.

What happened?

The gun went off. I'll show you. Is he
dead?

Oh, thank God.

I can't identify you then.

Actually, please.

Right. I'll call an ambulance.

Don't touch anything at the scene.
There'll be officers with you right

Aidensfield Police.

Health?

All we know so far is there were three
thieves. Two on the train, one in the

signal box.

By the way, with over £200 ,000.

Now, light -coloured, one over £2 ,000.

Anything from the roadblocks?

No, sir.

I use Ashfordly as my base. Where's your
sergeant?

He's on a course, sir.

What sort of course?

Well, a sort of fitness sort of course,
sir.

Out of shape, is he? No, sir. His
ballroom dancing keeps him sprightly.

Bradley, you and Bellamy get down to the
hospital, sit by Quinn's bed till he

wakes up, and then get a description out
of him.

Don't let any doctors fob you off.

Yes, madam, what can I get you?

Actually, I'm looking for a man.

Aren't we all, love?

And does this man have a name?

Jerry Greenbus?

Well,

I suggest you talk to him over there.

Somebody knocking.

Yeah, I remember somebody knocking on
the door.

And you let them in?

I suppose I must have.

Do you remember anything about him, Mr
Quinn? Did he say anything to you?

Have you seen Flo, Maggie?

She's right beside you, Roger.

How am I going to work, Flo?

How am I going to support you and the
kid?

I'm sure the railway will look after
you, Mr Quinn.

What you did was very brave.

Was it?

I hear Jerry's quite a big man around
here.

Oh, Mr Greengrass?

Yes, he's bigger than most.

What sort of business is he in?

Well, different things, mainly.

Fingers and lots of pies, eh?

No, not pies.

I'd like to see him.

Could you show me how to get to his
office?

His office?

Or wherever he is.

Does he know you?

Know me?

He loves me.

Concentrate your position in this area.

Keep me informed of any new
developments. Right, sir.

Ashford Lake Police Station.

No, he's not here at the moment, I'm
afraid.

Hold on.

Mike, it's for you.

Yeah, hello.

Mike? Where have you been? I've called
twice already.

Look, it's been all go since one o
'clock this morning.

Listen, I've been over to see the
registrar and I've made the booking.

3 .30 Thursday.

It's you and me.

The big day.

We might both be able to go back to
work.

Oh, Jackie.

I was joking.

Look, look, we can still do all this
properly if you want. You know, church,

wedding, all that sort of stuff.

We agree, just you and me.

Except that's not quite true.

What? Well, we need witnesses.

Two of them. Friends or family.

Or we can just grab someone off the
street, which is quite common,

Well, what do you want to do, Mike?

I don't know.

Look,

it's...

It's very difficult to think in here.

I'll call you back, mate.

All right.

Bye.

Witnesses?

Two of them?

For what, my player?

It's a private call, my dear.

How can I help?

Actually, I was going to ask you about
Roger Quinn and what claims for

compensation he might have from the
railway.

But I'd much rather ask you what you
might want witnesses for.

You're not, er...

You are, aren't you?

You're getting married.

Maggie, we promised each other we'd keep
it a secret.

I could be a witness.

After all, I am a professional.

Yeah, a professional eavesdropper.

All right, then. Yes.

Really?

When's the happy day?

Thursday.

Thursday?

You two don't hang about.

Oh, give us a hug.

Congratulations. Thank you. You've just
landed the most eligible policeman in

the whole of Bainesfield.

Thanks very much.

You said you were taking me to his home,
not the local tip.

Jerry, what happened to the state and
the country?

What happened to the black chap?

Vivian, he passed away two months ago.

So I've come home.

It's been 22 years, Jerry.

You might at least invite me in.

Look, do you want me to go? Yes. No.

Well, surely you want to be alone with
your wife. I mean, especially after 22

years. God damn, David. She's not my
wife. She's my sister.

Right, you better come in.

Wipe your feet.

On what?

Hey, before you start, don't start.

Can you keep a secret?

I want you to be my best man.

You're getting married?

No, you pelican becoming an astronaut.

Okay, okay.

Who'd marry you?

Okay, okay.

I'll be your best man.

Thanks. And, Phil, if you tell anyone...

I'll give you.

It's been more than 12 hours, Joe.

We've got to move. No.

Not with Johnny like he is.

It's his fault.

He's a good lad.

He's got us stuck here.

And if that guy has snuffed it, we'll be
facing a murder charge.

We've got to take the money and go.

What's the point of the three of us
getting part, eh?

We should go now. Lie up somewhere till
dark, then get ourselves another motor.

He needs a doctor.

We'll call him on when we're clear.

Sooner we go, sooner he gets help.

But did they consider the possibility
that one of the thieves was shot too?

Well, their forensic people were all
over the place this morning.

Who is it, Ventress?

B .C. Bradley, sir. He's at Bexley
Junction.

Why aren't you at the hospital?

It's just I spoke to one of the doctors,
sir, and he said the blast that hit

Quinn went almost straight up.

Implying that there was some kind of
struggle, and there were blood stains at

the pigment box, sir.

He was shot in the head, Bradley.

Yeah, but he was found at the top of the
steps there. The bloodstains are at the

bottom.

He had to be carried down the steps,
didn't he? Wouldn't that count for the

stains?

Anyway, I'll get forensics back out
there.

If you're wrong, they won't thank you.

And any more bright ideas, have them at
the bottom.

Yes, sir.

Excuse me, how long are you planning to
stay?

Until I get you sorted.

I don't need sorting.

What happened to the estate then? And
the office and the business?

I'm retrenching.

Retrenching? You mean digging yourself
into another hole?

You've not changed, have you? What you
don't understand is that the current

climate in this country at the moment is
very hostile to the entrepreneur.

Looks like the current climate is also
very hostile to washing.

Sit down, dear, and I'll make you some
tea.

If I can find a pot that hasn't got
pinkers growing in it.

Thanks, Mrs Greengrass.

David, she is not Mrs Greengrass. She is
Mrs Christie, on account of the fact

that she ran off and married a black
chap.

Who has since passed away? May the Lord
rest his soul.

You should have seen its cover drive,
David.

It was the sweetest thing.

Did you buy a cricket?

That's a number three for Antigua.

A stroke maker like you would never
believe.

Moved like silky dead.

Here.

Vivian Christie.

Who wouldn't have loved him?

Freddie Truman.

Mrs Tomkinson.

Hello.

I was just picking some up before coming
out to you with Henry's tablets.

I can take them.

Oh. Oh.

Now, we need to take one four times a
day in between

meals. That should sort out the work to
be the interjection. We don't want him

going down with heartburn on Thursday,
do we?

What's so special about Thursday?

Nothing.

Come on, what's happening on Thursday?

No, no, it's nothing, really. Oh, no, no
one does that to me, Maggie.

Coffee's out now.

Well, I really think... I really think I
ought to leave it to her to tell you.

You mean Jackie?

So you do know?

Of course.

Jackie never hides anything from us.

Oh, about her and Mike.

Her and Mike?

The policeman?

You mean Mike Bradley?

No, you can't be serious.

She wouldn't dare.

One. Four times a day.

Five.

Come in.

One minute.

Jackie.

Auntie Joyce.

What is it?

I want you to be honest with me.

What about?

Poor Uncle Henry is nearly frantic.

I just can't believe that you would do
this to us.

You're pregnant, aren't you? What?

Don't try to deny it, Jackie.

I do deny it. I'm not pregnant. You must
be. Well, why must I be?

Well, why else would you rush off into a
secret marriage with a policeman, a

mere constable, whom you hardly know?

Have you told your parents?

No, of course not. And I wouldn't have
known either unless... Unless?

It doesn't matter.

The important fact is that we know.

And in time to stop you ruining your
life, I wanted to do this quietly.

To prevent exactly this sort of scene.

I'm not ruining my life.

I'm marrying the man that I love.

You're very welcome to come.

I'm afraid that won't be possible.

Morning, Gina.

Women's work, eh?

Thanks, Oscar.

Gina?

You moved my car?

No. Well, somebody has. It's not here.

There's only yours and a beige Rover.

Hang on.

A beige Rover.

Can I borrow your car, Gina?

you planning to retire?

Shedding should be a fine thing.

You should, you know.

You're getting on.

Hey, you keep that sort of chat up and
we won't be.

And this place is falling to pieces.

Oh, need red, Julie.

I phoned the council and they're putting
you at the top of their list for one of

their nice new flats.

You phoned the council?

Yes, and they've agreed you're a
priority and they're moving you out.

There's a nice young lady coming to
interview you tomorrow.

Is there?

What a shame I won't be here.

What do you mean?

I'm moving myself out.

But where will you go?

As far away as I can get.

How do you know it's their car?

Well, I reckon they stole my car last
night and left theirs.

Thank you, Mr. Blaketon.

We'll get this description circulated.

There's one other thing.

Bloodstains on the back seat.

Are you sure?

I've seen enough blood in my time, I'm
sure.

Looks like you might be right, Bradley.

One of them was injured.

Well done.

You and Bellamy check the local
hospitals for recent gunshot wounds.

Mr. Blaketon, thank you.

Make way for the peace.

Make way.

Ah, you must be D .I. Shiner, sir.

Sergeant Craddock, I came as soon as I
heard.

What's happened to your leg?

An accident.

Nothing to concern.

Excuse me.

Just tell me what you need, sir.

I'll get things coordinated from here.

Thank you. Things are already
coordinated here.

So why don't you go home and get some
rest?

I assure you, sir, I'm perfectly capable
of... Ventus, tell P .C. Bellamy to

drive Sergeant Craddock home.

And remember, Sergeant, it takes two
legs to tango.

Green grass.

I'm in here.

I ran all the way so it wouldn't get
cold.

What is it? Come here, son.

Well, mum says it's hot pot.

Is it? All right.

Are you bringing fork?

No.

Lovely, isn't it, Alston?

Good boy.

Good boy, that's him.

I hope you're keeping an eye on what
that dear sitter of mine's up to.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, don't keep going on about that
husband of hers.

He was a famous West Indian cricketer.

I have heard, yes.

I thought you said you brought some
beer.

Oh, yeah, I must have left it out.

Is that Healy's farm up there?

I suppose so. Why?

Well, she says there's a light on.

I mean, nobody's lived up there for
years.

Probably the moon or something.

Did you bring an opener?

I hope you've got strong teeth.

Party? I mean, I can't think of anything
more depressing than a secret wedding.

That's what they want.

No, they don't.

Not consciously, they don't.

I mean, why else would Mike tell
Loudmouth here?

Unless he wanted the whole of Yorkshire
to know about it.

Well, I'm sorry. I think private lives
are meant to be private.

Is that why you won't tell me why you're
sleeping at the station at night, Alf?

I'm not too old to kick you up the
backside, Phil.

What do you think, Oscar?

Me? I think they know there's quite a
few people not too keen on this match,

which is why they wanted to keep it
quiet.

So you agree with them?

Well, intellectually, I suppose I do,
but deep down, well, you know me.

At heart, I'm a party animal.

Oh, damn.

I had a visit from Auntie Joyce.

You'd think I was marrying a mass
murderer.

It's not too late, Jack, if that's what
you want.

No, it's not what I want at all.

But if you think we're rushing into this
just for the sake of it, it might be

sensible.

To slow down?

Yes.

No.

No.

Tomorrow, 3 .30. I'll be there.

Promise? Wild horses wouldn't drag me
away.

David? What's the matter?

I've just been to tell that man about
the light that I saw at Ely's farm.

And he just thinks I'm an idiot.

And then he goes and he pretends that
he's not in charge.

What light was this?

Mr. Greengrass.

He's up camping on the moors. Last night
I took him his supper up and I saw a

light over at Ely's farm. Now, nobody
has lived at Ely's farm for years.

And it's like not since Jimmy Ely, he
drowned in Burnside Lake 14 years ago.

Okay, okay.

I'll look into it, okay?

Oh, and David.

Thanks very much for coming in.

Come in.

How can I help you?

First, I wanted to say sorry.

OK?

And second?

Hang on, I haven't finished with the
first yet.

Jackie, I really am sorry.

It just sort of slipped out.

Me and my big mouth.

Grovel, grovel, grovel.

OK.

OK, you're forgiven.

The whole of Aidensfield knows, anyhow.

So what was the second thing?

Oh, I was wondering what you were
wearing this afternoon.

This.

Maggie, it's only a registry office.

It's still your wedding.

You, Jackie Lambert, are coming
shopping.

What are you going to do?

You don't mind me saying so?

You look terrible.

Shut up.

Isn't that why your friend left you, eh?

You get shot, they run off with a dosh.

Who needs enemy?

Shut it.

Control to Panda One.

Come in.

Over.

Control to Panda 1.

Come in. Over.

What's going on, Phil?

Oh, uh, Shanna's going to wrap up the
inquiry from headquarters.

Have you seen Mike?

No. He's probably on his rounds.

I couldn't get him on the radio.

Well, perhaps he doesn't want to talk to
you on account of you telling everyone

about his secret wedding.

Not funny, Alf.

No, I know it's not. I wouldn't want to
talk to you either.

Where are we going?

You're taking me on.

I should take you to hospital, mate.

You'll be the one needed in hospital if
you don't shut up.

I think I'd better get that, or they'll
know something's wrong.

Mike, where are you?

Get in!

Look, I'm supposed to be getting married
in two hours' time. Yeah.

Poor the other one.

I hope you've got a visa.

David told me where to come.

You were?

It's about time he found out which side
his bread was buttered. What do you want

anyway?

I brought a bit of lunch.

Well, you're probably going to go out
and catch a nice fresh trout or a rabbit

or something.

Am I? Well, I think I might have changed
my mind then. What have you brought? A

hot tongue or a cold shoulder?

I went through all your papers, by the
way.

You had stuff going back 60 years.

I burnt most of it.

Burnt them?

Half my life's in there.

Didn't burn your postcards, though.

What postcards?

Your saucy postcards.

If you think they're saucy, you've read
a very sheltered life.

They're just cartoons I've had since I
was a lad. I hope you've not chucked

out. Of course I haven't.

I'm giving them to a man from a shop in
New York.

For a price.

What's your price?

I don't know.

I'm eating them down the pub in half an
hour.

Do you want to come?

Jackie, it's perfect.

Oh, thank you, Maggie.

I'll get it.

So you're going through with it?

Yes. Well, you know how we feel, Jackie.

But we still wish you the very best.

We do love you, you know.

I know.

But I'd so love you to be there.

Even if Uncle Henry can't.

I'm sorry, Jackie.

Thank you, dear sister.

I think I'll have that.

Fine, just keep it.

You took it. It weren't lost.

You didn't even know they were there.

Amounts the same thing.

Of course they don't.

This is daylight robbery, this. Come on.

All right.

Shall we say 50 -50?

Shall we? No. I'll give you 10%. 60 -40,
my final offer. I honestly don't see

how you could be so penny -pinching to
your own brother.

If she's your sister, she's had a good
teacher. Give him nowt.

Ask her.

Keep your nose out, will you?

You must be the officer Blaketon I heard
so much about.

Get him to tell you his side.

That's right, madam.

You have all my sympathy.

Oh, you heard about my husband?

My sympathy's got nothing to do with
your husband.

Oh, she'd just come back from the West
Indies. You know, she was married to

Vivian Christie.

What, cricketer?

The West Indian cricketer?

Well, he was terrific.

You know, I saw him play once at
Eddingley. He scored a flawless 159, not

He had a square cut like a rapier.

You haven't seen Mike Bradley anywhere,
have you, Claude? I try not to notice

policemen. Oh, he's gone up to Ely's
farm.

But nobody's lived up there for years.

Well, that's what I told him.

Look, I wasn't joking about getting
married. I am.

330 Ashfordly Registry Office.

Tom.

Marriage. Steer clear, mate.

Ain't worth the proper.

Oh, yeah?

Robin trains his.

Good point.

What's her name?

Jackie.

She's a solicitor.

I mean, a proper and a lawyer.

I mean, a proper and a lawyer.

I really, really...

I do not want to miss my own wedding.

She'll give you another chance.

Hang on.

We passed this about 15 minutes ago.

You've been driving round in circles.

I told you.

I don't want to miss my wedding.

Stop the car!

Get on. Excuse me.

Kim was an accident, wasn't he?

Signal.

He'll be okay.

Look, there's only one good answer to a
situation like this.

Let me take you to the hospital.

I don't know.

Then I'm driving to the registry office
and I'm getting married. As far as I'm

concerned, you can bleed to death.

Your choice.

It's five to three.

We're never going to make it.

Well, if he's still up at Healy's farm,
he must have found something.

Or someone.

Possibly our third man.

You two better get out there. He may be
in trouble.

What about Jackie?

This is a deal.

Mike!

Phil, there's a hand in the hospital.

Get going, Bradley. We'll take care of
all this.

Well, the party isn't here yet.

Yes, I can see that.

Excuse me.

What are you doing?

Whoa!

Okay!

Oh, God, it's actually to kill me, Dad.

Forget all the tragic about that. Yeah,
I know.

This is a police emergency.

I thought

it

was the bride who was supposed to be
late.

You'll be here.

Yeah, but will I?

This isn't the only ceremony I have to
conduct, you know.

You look beautiful.

You look hot.

I'm sorry.

I'll explain later.

Let's just do it, shall we?

As it happens, there's a problem.

A burnt pipe.

A cellar may have to be conducted in
another room.

It's not big, but as there are so few of
you...

I'm not content to be with you in the
daytime.

Where else I want to be with you all of
the time.

The only time I feel alright is by your
side.

Can we have the rings, please?

I call upon these persons here.

to witness that I, Michael Dunstan
Bradley, do take thee, Jacqueline

Lambert, to be my lawful wedded wife.

I call upon these persons here to
witness that I, Michael Dunstan Bradley,

take thee, Jacqueline Rosemary Lambert,
to be my lawful wedded wife.

Dunstan? You kept that quiet, didn't
you?

I call upon these persons here to
witness that I, Jacqueline Rosemary

to take thee, Michael Dunstan Bradley,
to be my lawful wedded husband.

Would you exchange rings now, please?

Michael and Jacqueline, having repeated
the declaratory and contracting words,

you are now husband...

And wife, you may kiss the bride.

You were lucky, weren't you, Jackie?

Being able to find a couple when you
wanted one.

Thank you, Claude.

Congratulations to you both.

Thank you very much. Were you really
married to Vivian Christie?

For 22 years.

The Vivian Christie?

Yes.

Vivian.

That's the other woman's name.

Is she really going back to the West
Indies? She certainly is.

I'd burn the postage.

It would have been a very good do. I
think he would have enjoyed it. Oh, yes,

would.

I'm sorry about before.

Oh, it's all right, really.

I just wish Uncle Henry could have been
here.

I know.

But he senses love.

Well, more than that, he's paid for the
whole shindig.

Insisted on it.

Welcome to the family.

Thank you.

I like it.

I like the way you run your fingers
through my head.

And I like the way you tip on my chin.

And I like the way you let me come in
when your mama ain't there.

I like it. I like it.

I like the words you say and all the
things you do.

And I like the way you straightened my
tie.

And I like the way you're winking your
eye. And I know I like you.

You know I like you.

Do that again.

Aidensfield Police.

That's for you.

Hello? Is that Miss Lambert?

No. Mrs... Who is this?

My name is Dyson.

I believe I had the pleasure of meeting
your husband this afternoon.

Yes, I've heard all about you, Mr Dyson.

Then you'll understand that I need a
lawyer.

Well, yes, I should think you do.

Armed robbery, assault with a deadly
weapon, kidnapping a... Miss

Lambert?

You there?

Will you take my case?

You there?

Say that.

Heartbeat, why do you miss when my baby
kisses me?

Why doesn't love just stay in my memory?