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Last week, as you recall, we left Dr.
Smith experimenting with the invention

a new space fuel, unaware that an army
of tiny mechanical monsters was even

preparing to invade their lonely world.

Dear, I'm not getting any reaction.

Hand me the XYZ formula, please.

Well, don't just stand there, you nickel
-plated nincompoop. Get a move on. It

is impossible to do as you ask, because
I do not understand what you want. This

is the XYZ formula.

It is?

Strange. I thought it was the MQW
formula.

A fat lot of help you are.

How's your experiment coming along, Dr.
Smith? Quite nicely, my dear.

Success is almost within my grasp.

What are you trying to make here,
Doctor?

A new kind of chicken soup?

Spare me the people jokes, Major. They
are typical of your crude humor.

However, if you must know, I have
invented a new type of rocket fuel for

Jupiter II.

Really? Well, we could sure use it, but
without the tronium, it can't work.

And we don't have any. There is enough
deutronium here to get us to Earth and

back, if necessary.

I've never seen it in liquid form
before.

A scientific breakthrough of my own,
Professor.

Discovered with the help of his
brilliant assistant.

Silence, you bungler.

Yes, I have accomplished the impossible.

I have discovered a way to get us off
this unhappy and unhealthy planet.

Dr. Smith, before we go placing the
Laurel Reef upon your noble brow, I've

question. You always have, Major.

Well, we've been trying for months to
get off of this planet.

Why didn't you dream up this rocket fuel
before?

The answer is quite simple.

I had not yet reached the depths of
despair.

When a man is driven to the limits of
his endurance, he must act or perish.

When will your experiment be completed,
Dr. Smith?

One final simple step and I'm ready.

This I've got to say.

Now then, we are ready to test our new
fuel formula.

I will add the liquid plutonium to this
engine.

Well, it seems that your experiment
isn't working, Doctor.

No!

Warning! Extreme danger!

Explosions imminent!

Get me! Everybody, get!

Are you all right? We should have known
better. Disaster is inevitable when

Smith's involved. Yeah, where is he?

There must have been a slight error in
my calculations.

You could have killed us all.

I'm terribly sorry, Professor. I really
am.

Yes, you always are, after the damage is
done.

Surely you're not going to hold me
responsible for what occurred?

Of course I hold you responsible.

You risked the injury of everyone here,
plus the fact that you destroyed a great

deal of valuable equipment.

But my efforts were for the benefit of
all, just because I experienced some

slight failure?

Dr. Smith.

As of now, there's a new policy in
effect here.

You are not to try to help us in any
way.

But I tell you, my new formula will
work. All it needs is a minor

Oh, you'll get us off this planet all
right, Smith. You'll blow us off.

Very well.

Deny my genius. The loss is your own.

You, sir?

Come with me.

I have resigned as your assistant.

You are unsure, unsafe, and unsound. You
traitor.

Poor Dr.

Smith. You know, he really did mean
well.

I'm sure he did.

The problem is, how does one survive his
good intentions?

Indeed and indeed.

Indeed!

How dare they treat me in that fashion,
a man of my quality and erudition.

Indeed!

Anyone can have an accident. There is
absolutely no reason to carry on so.

A most trying experience.

My back is a disaster area as a result.

I'm completely exhausted.

Perhaps a little rest is indicated.

It might make a new man of me. I doubt
it, but it might. I'll try.

A little pillow for myself.

Indeed!

There we are.

Oh, dear.

Now then.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes, this is bound to help me.

Oh, yes.

Really. They are all...

be a great success.

It's just a matter of time.

My new formula.

My new formula.

Brilliant. Brilliant success.

How dare they.

Absolutely brilliant.

But... Oh, good heavens.

I must have been asleep for hours.

I do hope I haven't missed dinner.

What is this?

What is this?

What are you doing?

Who are you?

What is this?

Why haven't you tied me up?

I'm a prisoner.

What do you plan to do?

not be for some time. Come on now, off
you go. Well, how are we to know if they

found Dr. Smith?

You see him in the morning at breakfast.

That's right.

Dr. Smith may miss one meal, but never
two.

I think he probably stayed away just to
worry us and to teach us a lesson.

The fault is mine.

In his time of need, Dr. Smith appealed
to me.

I refuse to accompany him.

No, Dr.

Smith is to blame.

He's behaving like a spoiled child.

You didn't find him. That's right, son,
but I'm sure he's all right.

Smith's trying to be cute, Will.

While we were looking for him, he was
following behind us. He was out in the

bushes. Every time we called his name,
he just ran away.

Really? Yeah. Well, as far as I'm
concerned, he can stay out there

We could all use a little peace and
quiet around here.

I'll just give you one guess what that
was.

Now it's the force field machine. Oh,
jeez. What a mess. It'll take us weeks

get it operational again. When will I
get my hands on Smith?

Well, you don't think he's responsible
for this, do you? Who else could it be?

He probably used that fuel formula for
an explosive.

Oh, he's done some bad things in the
past, but it's hard to believe he would

this far. How can you say that, Judy?
You know Smith would go to any lengths

prove a point. All right, the damage is
done. There's not much we can do now.

Well, if Smith has any sense at all,
he'll stay away from this camp for a

long time.

I don't think he did it.

A man is innocent until proved guilty.
Right, Dad?

Oh, that's right, son. But considering
the good doctor's past record, I find it

difficult to think of him as anything
but guilty. Well, look, I think we can

discuss this in the morning. Right now,
I think we'd better all get to bed.

You're right, darling.

Tomorrow's another day.

All right, let's turn in.

Yeah.

Please let me go.

I'm just a harmless earth person.

You've obviously made a mistake.

Well, don't just stand there looking at
me.

Say something.

Now!

Oh, my dear sir, you must be the leader
of this charming little machine.

Permit me to introduce myself.

I am Dr. Zachary Smith, and I'm
delighted to make your acquaintance.

There is no need to tell me anything
about yourself, Dr. Smith.

I have computed your capabilities and am
familiar with everything pertaining to

you. Then you must realize that I am
afraid.

Liar! My senses tell me you speak only
out of fear.

You are both repelled and horrified by
our appearance.

Certainly not, dear sir. I think you
look charming.

I'll do anything you want, only please
don't harm me. What a sickening creature

you are.

Devious, guileful, and power -hungry.

I should do away with you.

The galaxy would be a better place for
it.

Do away with me?

Unfortunately, you are valuable to us.

Indeed I am.

I can be of great help to you. I can
keep your metal polished and oiled. You

have no idea how quickly one can rust on
this damp and clammy planet.

We are all corrosive resistant and self
-oiling. I see.

Well, there must surely be other things
that I can do.

Oh, forgive me for mentioning it, but
you are quite small, and I could...

Silence, you cowardly weakling.

Yes, yes, I will be silent.

What we lack in size is well compensated
for by our power and superior

intelligence. In comparison, you are a
physical and mental pygmy. Do you agree?

Oh, yes, sir.

Indeed, I do.

I mean, indeed, I do.

Very well. The matter is settled.

Excuse me, dear sir, but could you
kindly tell me for what purpose I'm

held?

When the time arrives, you will know.

Yes. And not be forced.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

I don't like it here. I'm frightened.

You will tell me more. I'm really a very
nice person when you get to know me.

Oh, please.

I don't like it here.

I just don't believe it. Dr. Smith
wouldn't do such a thing.

I also find it hard to believe, Will
Robinson.

Dr. Smith has never stooped so low
before.

On the other hand, in the past, he has
acted in a most contemptible... What was

that? My computers tell me Dr.

Smith has struck again.

Come on!

You can scratch one weather station.

Total loss. Smith must be off his
rocker. Next thing we'll know, he'll be

setting off his fuel formula on the
Jupiter II.

Well, how do you know Dr. Smith did it?
Anyone else could be responsible for

this. Son, loyalty's a fine thing, but
in this case, it's been misplaced.

Excuse me, Professor Robinson, but you
owe Dr. Smith an apology.

I also have committed an error. What do
you mean?

I have computed the explosion, and we
are condemning an innocent man. Are you

trying to say that Smith isn't
responsible for what's been happening?

is affirmative. The truth is sometimes
hard to accept. You see, Dr. Smith

do it. All right, maybe we did make a
mistake, but those explosions didn't go

off by themselves.

What is the explanation?

Well, I asked you a question. Can't you
answer me?

Affirmative. Well, then go ahead.

I... I cannot. I just cannot.

What's wrong with her?

Look, this is an order.

I want you to tell me everything that
you've computed about those explosions.

No. No, it would be a betrayal.

I insist on an answer. I cannot give you
one, Professor Robinson. Why not? All I

can tell you is a question of loyalty is
involved.

It would mean informing on my own kind.
I refuse to give you any more

information. Please excuse me.

What do you know about that? He
deliberately refused to follow his

pattern. Whatever it is, it sure must be
important.

Yes, I agree with you, son.

Much too important to be kept a secret.

What's the matter, dear?

I don't know. I feel as if we're being
watched.

Well, now that you mention it, I've had
the same feeling.

Well, there's nothing out there.

Oh, come on now. We're both behaving
like a couple of nervous old ladies. Oh,

you'd said young girls, I would have
agreed with you.

I'll get the coffee.

Little mechanical men.

Yes, I see them so.

Exactly like our robot.

I'll see what they want.

leader here.

I am. We are mechanical men from the
planet industrial.

What can I do for you? You have a
mechanical man in your possession.

You will release him from bondage.
You've made a mistake.

Our robot isn't a slave.

He's more of a helper, you might say.

You have kept our leader a prisoner long
enough.

Now you will give him freedom and he
will take his rightful place amongst us.

Now we know what the robot meant when he
said he couldn't inform on his own.

For 10 ,000 years, the mechanical men
have known that someday a great warrior

would appear to lead them to power and
glory.

That time has now arrived.

Suppose we refuse to give up our robot.

Then we would be forced to take him.

I know what you are thinking, that we
are small.

Let me prove our power.

No, thanks. We've seen enough.

So that's what happened to our weather
station in Afghanistan.

Now, will you give us our leader?

I'd like a little time to think it over.

The decision must be made.

Now... You've waited 10 ,000 years.

Certainly a few more hours won't make
any difference.

We will give you a brief time, but
remember, if our wishes are not met, we

return and destroy everyone here.

Do you have Dr. Smith?

He is our prisoner.

An additional reason for you to make the
wise decision.

If we give you our robot, will you
release Dr. Smith?

If Dr.

Smith is typical of earthlings, you are
indeed sorry specimens.

Little mechanical men, huh?

Now that takes the grand prize.

If I want, I'll believe anything.

They'll return Smith, but we give up the
robot.

Personally, I think we're getting the
worst of the deal.

Don't think there must be some way to
get that Dr. Smith without giving up our

robot. Well, I know how you feel, dear,
but we have no choice.

So what if they do attack us? Even
without the force field, we could defeat

them.

One good big man can beat any ten bad
little men. Right, Judy?

No, I'm sorry. That's not the way it
works.

We don't know how many mechanical men
there are.

We may be fighting hundreds of them.
Then we have to give up our robot, don't

we, Dad?

I'm afraid so, son.

Who's going to tell him?

I am already aware of the situation and
have taken steps for my departure.

Oh.

Well, what do you have in the suitcase?

A few necessities.

A fresh power pack, a supply of machine
oil, and a picture of my family.

I can't take a bite.

Partings are always such a sorrow,
especially when we shall not meet again

tomorrow.

I'll miss you, robot.

Those are also my feelings.

On the other hand...

My place is with my own kind.

They have need of me.

As their leader, I can influence them to
lead good and fruitful lives.

I guess you're right.

Then I shall take my leave.

Farewell, my dear friends.

We'll miss you. Goodbye, robot.

Goodbye. Dad, can I walk with him for a
ways? Sure you can, son.

I'll come with you. I'm delighted to
have you accompany me, William.

Again.

soldier for food to the space trader?

How could I ever forget it? My memory
banks also recall when we first met. We

had just taken off from Earth toward
outer space.

Yeah, that seems like a long time ago.

Off primitive.

I guess the good times we've had
together have come to an end.

Yes. We must now follow the paths which
fate has placed before us.

Well, maybe we'll meet again someday.

Who knows? It is a small galaxy.

I'd better go, robot.

Goodbye.

Farewell, William Robinson.

Will? Yeah? Stay with me a little
longer.

I don't know. It's getting pretty late.

The camp of the little mechanical men is
only a short distance from here. You

can accompany Dr. Smith back to the
Jupiter II.

Please, a few more moments together.

All right.

Let us continue our walk.

My good friend.

My computers must not be functioning
properly.

What is going on?

Looks like a reception for you.

Hail, great leader.

The mechanical men welcome you. I give
you greetings also.

We have waited many centuries for this
moment.

Now our destiny will be fulfilled.

I shall try to serve my subjects well.

There are ceremonies which must be
observed.

Come forward, oh mighty one.

Gladly. You're going to be real busy,
so... Well, I'll go find Dr. Smith and

we'll leave. We are not ready yet to
release the Earthman.

What? But you said that... Silence! This
moment is too precious to be wasted on

trivial matters.

Do not worry, Will Robinson.

I shall see that Dr. Smith is released
as soon as possible.

Let us proceed.

I am ready.

Will!

Oh, William, thanks heaven you've
arrived.

I was getting to give up hope.

Are you all right? I will be as soon as
I can leave this terrible place.

My young friend has come to take me
home. If we never meet again, it will be

much too soon. Goodbye.

Let's go, William.

What's wrong?

They're going to explode their bombs.

Shoo. Go away. Shoo, shoo.

William, do something. Stop them.

Stay where you are. I don't think they
want you to leave.

Oh, dear.

My heart simply cannot stand this
excitement.

Oh, the pain. The pain.

I'm afraid this experience has been too
much for me.

I seem to be seeing things.

No, you're not. That's really our robot.

How dare you sit in the presence of the
one and only, the great, powerful, and

utterly impossible leader of the
mechanical men.

On your feet, you lowly, contemptible
earthling. How dare you speak to me in

that fashion, you frightful, fractious
frump.

Guards, this worm has insulted your
supreme, majestic leader.

Take him away and do your duty.

No, no.

I didn't know what I was doing.

Oh, forgive me, great and noble sire.

Well, I will let you off this time.

But do not let it happen again.

My order of before is rescinded. You
wouldn't really have had your guards

Dr. Smith, would you? Negative. I was
just having a little fun with him. Just

you wait, you computerized clod.

The tide will turn and then beware.

Most noble leader, we have need of your
wisdom.

What is the problem?

These two mechanical men are traitors.
They refuse to accept you as their

supreme authority.

You must be the judge of their
punishment.

I do not believe they meant any harm.

Let them be freed.

They must be destroyed. A great leader
crushes his opposition.

No one must be allowed to stand in his
way.

That was the old method of doing things.

I shall show kindness and compassion to
all.

Kindness? Compassion?

The words have no meaning.

What our robot's trying to say is that
he'll rule with gentleness and treat

everyone fairly.

It's essential to be fair.

The mechanical men believe only in
violence and power.

Their leader must be ruthless, capable
of going to any length to achieve

success. Then you have picked the wrong
robot.

Dr. Smith would be more suited for the
job than myself.

Dr. Smith? I dislike bragging, but may I
tell you that I am far better qualified

to be a leader than that pretentious
popinjay you've selected.

Dr. Smith does have many of the
attributes a ruler of the mechanical men

possess. He is sly, shrewd, cunning.

Vital qualities for a leader.
Physically, our leader is perfect.

It is his computer programming that
fails him.

He does indeed.

He fails badly.

I guess I had better turn in my crown
and scepter. Yes, give them here.

Wait.

There is a solution.

Dr. Smith, may I speak to you a moment?

Certainly, my dear sir.

This will not take long. We shall return
soon.

William, help me up.

I'll attend to you later.

I wonder what he wants with Dr. Smith.

I am not able to compute the motives of
the little purple robot.

But my sensors are acting very
strangely.

How's it coming?

We'll have to rewire the entire photon
circuit.

And the subatomic charger unit's
completely shot. I don't know what we

about that.

Pull a replacement from the galley power
supply.

Oh, Marine won't like that one bit.

No, that'll mean cold food until we can
get it back. We'll just have to make do.

The important thing is to fix that
energy unit and get it back on that

field. You sound as if you expect those
mechanical monsters to pay us a return

visit. They've got their robot. What
else would they want? I don't know.

But people that have the habit of taking
things by force also have the habit of

coming back for more.

You're not calling those little
mechanical freaks people, are you? No,

theory still holds.

Wait a minute, honey, wait.

Thanks, Dad.

You know, I never realized how much
heavy work our robot did until we lost

I can't believe he's really gone.

Do you think there's any chance of
getting him back? I mean, what could

want with him?

I don't know, but I got a feeling we're
going to find out very soon.

out dreaming of a better, more
understanding world.

As your leader, why was I not consulted?

There was no time, oh great one.

Quick action was essential for our
purpose.

You mean Dr. Smith objected to what you
wanted to do? He was reluctant to accept

our idea at first.

We had to use a little persuasion.

Well, I don't like this at all.

Make him wake him up.

Will Robinson is my friend. I command
you to do as he has asked. It is obvious

that you like... some of the qualities
necessary to be our true leader.

A few minor adjustments would correct
these faults.

I have decided to resign from the high
office you have given me unless you obey

me at once.

Forgive me, oh great leader.

I acted only in your best interest.

What are you going to do to him? We
shall perform an operation of character

readjustment and substitution.

When we have completed our procedure...

Both Dr. Smith and our leader will be
better suited for the lives they must

live. No, leave him alone. I like them
the way they are.

Now for the character substitution of
the Earthman.

I will prepare our leader.

And then they put our robot on his table
and attached a bunch of gadgets to him

and Dr. Smith.

Oh, how awful.

I wanted to stay and see what happened,
but they made me leave.

Dad, we've got to go to that camp. Don't
worry, son. We will. Well, if you ask

me, a little character readjustment
might be very beneficial as far as Smith

concerned. Oh, poor Dr. Smith. You know,
everything always seems to happen to

him. Yeah, but not by accident, Maureen.
I mean, let's just say that he sort of

digs his own grave and then jumps into
it. He's not to blame this time.

All right, let's go and find out what
did happen.

Do you think you can remember the
location of the robot's camp?

Yes, sir.

Look, Dr. Smith is back.

Oh, Dr. Smith, are you all right?

Affirmative. I am functioning perfectly.

What have they done to you?

I appreciate your concern for my well
-being.

Oh, John, Dr.

Smith is talking like the robot.

Oh, he must be putting that on. Come on,
Smith.

Say something.

What would you like to hear, Major?

A song?

A poem?

Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?

Four score and seven years ago?

Our fathers brought forth on this
continent a new nation.

That's very good.

We'd like to hear it later, though.

Affirmative, Professor Robinson.

You must be hungry. Would you like me to
fix you a little something to eat?

Thank you. Not right now.

Perhaps later I could use a little oil.

Oil? Dad, what are we going to do with
him? We can't leave him like this.

I don't know, son.

Maybe he'll snap out of it in a couple
of days.

I hope not.

But I like him just the way he is.

Dr. Smith, I've got an awful lot of work
to do.

How would you like to help me?

I would be more than pleased to help
you, Major.

Oh, I don't know how long this is going
to last, but as long as it does, I'm

going to make the most of it. Oh, now,
Don, I don't think that's very fair of

you to take advantage of the poor man
and make him work when he can't help

himself. Believe me, Marina, it won't
hurt him a bit. And just think of all

pleasure that I'll get out of it.

Shall we begin our labors, Major?

You bet.

Let's go.

Well, Don may be enjoying this
situation, but I think it's terrible.

So do I.

If Dr. Smith's talking like the robot, I
wonder what the robot's acting like.

Probably like Dr. Smith.

The little purple robot said that they
were only going to character transfer

bad qualities.

If that's true, son, then our old
mechanical man is now a very formidable

Dr. Smith, that's much too heavy for you
to carry by yourself.

Negative, William Robinson.

I possess the strength of ten.

Well, maybe so, but you've got to slow
down.

I am never tired. Now you must excuse
me. There are other rocks to be moved.

The area must be cleared.

Well, can't you at least stop to talk to
me for a while? You're always so busy

now. A woman works from sun to sun.

Dr. Smith's labors are never done.

Don may like you this way, but I like
the old Dr. Smith much better.

Nothing has changed between us, William
Robinson.

I am still the same Dr. Smith you know
and love so well.

Warning!

Warning! Alien approaching!

Ah, William, my dear young friend, how
are you?

Fine, Dr. Smith.

Correction, I am Dr.

Smith. Yeah, for a moment I got mixed
up.

I just happened to be in the
neighborhood and thought I'd drop in and

friends are getting along. You are not
concerned for our well -being.

I have computed your motives.

They are untrustworthy.

Silence, you ninny.

How do you like being the leader of the
little robots?

A truly delightful experience.

Ah, William, the joy of absolute power.

My every wish is a royal command.

I guess you're having a good time.

Indeed I have.

But all is not fun and games, my lord.

After all, I have the future of my
subjects to consider. You are not

here. Go back to your own kind.

Silence, you mental midget. My visit is
not merely a social call.

It isn't? I wish to speak to your
father.

Well, he's fixing a new weather station.

I'll take you to him.

Lead on, my young friend.

Lead on.

There is something unpleasant about the
robot.

I know what it is.

It is his voice.

It grates on my sensors.

Look who's here. A robot.

You are mistaken, Professor Robinson.

I am the leader. In the future, would
you be so good as to refer to me by my

correct title?

Listen to the big shot.

Have a care, Major West. I am easily
offended.

Oh, now, don't get me riled up or I'll
take your power pack away from you.

Your jests do not amuse me. Were you to
act so foolishly, I would be forced to

take preventive measures. Oh, well, I'm
just shaking in my boots.

Now, just what would you do?

I presume we understand each other now,
Major?

Now, take it easy, Don. No, no. He means
business.

Nice of you to drop in.

What can we do for you? As a matter of
fact, there is. You and your family can

vacate these premises immediately.

Hey, you must be kidding.

As the leader of the mechanical men...

My words are not to be taken lightly. I
have decided to appropriate your

spaceship. Well, if that's so.

Supposing we refuse to vacate the ship?

Calm now, Professor.

Let us not make rash statements.

You have no alternative.

Take my word for it.

That's what you think. We can fight?

Against hundreds of my mechanical men?

That would be very foolish.

Tell me why you want the Jupiter II.

My subjects are going to repair it for
flight, and I will use it to get back to

the planet Industro. Isn't there any
other means of transportation?

The spaceships of the mechanical men are
too small to carry their leader. You

ought to be ashamed of yourself. You are
our friend.

My dear boy, I have the highest regard
for all of you.

As a matter of fact, I've been
instrumental in saving your lives.

My subjects wish to attack and take the
spaceship without warning.

And you stop them. Only with great
difficulty.

Now, we couldn't live without that
spaceship for two weeks, and you know

Yeah, thanks a lot, for nothing. You
gentlemen must be optimistic.

While there is life, there is hope, you
know.

Well, do I get what I want, or shall we
take it?

Not until I talk this over with the rest
of the family. By all means, Professor

Robinson. I expect you to act in a
democratic way.

That's something you wouldn't know
anything about.

I would not argue politics with you,
Professor Robinson.

Very well, I shall await your decision.

Shall we say by six o 'clock?

A pleasure seeing all of you again.

Give my best to Mrs. Robinson, Judy, and
Petty.

We've just been given an ultimatum. The
robot may sound like Dr.

Smith, but he's not a bit like him.

I agree with you, son. You know, if we
only had that force field working right,

we could... Yeah, while you're at it,
why don't you go all the way?

You know, this never happened. It's just
a bad dream.

What are we going to do, Dad?

I don't think we have any choice.

We're going to have to give up the
spaceship.

No, it won't be so bad.

We'll move all the food and all the
equipment we can right out of here.

can live in tents, and our auxiliary
heating units will keep us warm. And the

hydroponic garden will supply us with
food. That's right.

You know, I never would have believed
our own robot would turn against us.

Well, he's not really our robot now,
Penny. I don't know what he is.

Oh, probably just a combination of all
the baked instincts hidden in Smith's

subconscious mind. Yes.

Well, there's no point bewailing our
fate. Let's get packing.

Oh, good.

We've got to do something, Dr. Smith.

I would be more than pleased to help
you, Will Robinson.

Have you any ideas?

Not a one.

If you like, I will go to the camp of
the little robot.

There's nothing you could do. My family
is in danger. I must protect them.

Dr. Smith, you're really not the robot.
You'll get hurt.

You underestimate me, William Robinson.

They are little robots.

I am bigger and stronger than they are.

Listen to me. You're not a mechanical
man. You're a human being.

I will go to the alien camp.

I will destroy our enemies.

You don't know what you're doing. You
mustn't do this. Zachary Smith is afraid

of nothing. He will solve our problem.

Dr. Smith, there's really nothing you
can do.

Ours not to reason why.

Ours but to try, try, try.

But you'll get yourself killed for
nothing. We'll still have to give up the

spaceship. Perhaps I shall go down to
defeat, but with dignity, courage, and

honor.

There must be something going on at the
little robot's camp.

My sensors tell me a meeting is in
progress.

It's locked.

I do not know, Will Robinson, but I have
a plan.

What is it? I will go out into the
meeting and issue a challenge.

I will fight each little robot in turn
until I have defeated them all.

You just get yourself killed. Now stay
here. That's an order.

You never let me have any fun, Will
Robinson.

Please keep quiet. I want to hear what
they're saying.

I have lulled the Robinsons into a false
sense of security.

Now we shall attack them without
warning.

Hello, robots.

This is only the beginning.

A minor battle in preparation for the
great victories which will follow. We

sweep over the galaxy. Nothing shall
resist us.

The mere mention of the mechanical men
will strike terror into the hearts of

all. On to victory!

Conquer and take!

Hello, robots. On to the Robinson.

Destroy!

Destroy!

We've got to get back to the Jupiter
normal.

I prefer to stay here and fight it out
now.

We need you at the Jupiter, too. Now, if
you really want to fight so bad, you'll

have your chance then. Now, come on.

Our campsite is in the opposite
direction, Will Robinson.

We can't go that way. We'll have to
circle around.

Dr. Smith, we're trapped.

Stand aside, Will Robinson. I shall
fight our way to freedom.

And you will be destroyed for your
efforts.

Do not act irrationally, Dr. Smith.

You are a most contemptible creature.

Sticks and stones cannot break my bones,
and your words can never harm me.

What are you doing here?

Nothing. Nothing at all. We were just
taking a little walk and here we are.

were spying on me? Be careful how you
speak to my friend, you bully.

Get out of my way, you sniveling earth
man. Now I shall be forced to destroy.

Dr. Smith, please. You acted very
wisely, young man. It is forbidden to

the ruler of the mechanical men.

Well, I'm sure it is, sir. So if you'll
just excuse us, we'll be on our way.

Let's go, Dr. Smith.

Just a moment. Perhaps it would be best
if you remained with me.

Well, we'd like to, but we really have
to get going.

You will stay.

Do you think I'm such a fool as to let
you leave after what you have overheard?

Warning, warning. I will impact.

Make your escape, Will Robinson. You
must warn your family.

Stop the earth boy.

Men of industrial, to the camp of the
earthlings.

Follow me.

Dr. Smith.

Boy, I thought it might have been... It
was cowardly to run away.

I prefer to stand and fight.

I'm sure you'll have your chance, but
right now we've got to warn the family.

Too late, Will Robinson.

Our enemies are upon us. We can't let
them catch us.

I have an idea.

Quickly hide yourself.

What are you going to do?

There is no time to explain.

Do as I have said.

Spare me, O great and mighty leader.

What did you say?

All hail to thee, O great one.

I have seen the error of my ways, and I
wish to join you.

Is this some kind of a trick? No, great
leader of the mechanical men.

I can be of tremendous help.

You are only a worthless earthling.

How can you help me? In many ways, oh
mighty one.

You will need to know how to fly the
Robinson spaceship.

I can do that for you.

You might be of assistance to me at
that. Stand up.

I shall serve you gratefully, oh great
master.

It might prove to be very amusing to
have you as my servant.

You will need to have your metal
polished and someone to oil you

I am expert at these tasks.

How do I know you can be trusted? You're
not one of my own kind.

The earth people are doomed.

Your power is too great for them.

I wish to serve on the winning side.

And for this you would betray your
friends?

Gladly. They are weak and you are
strong.

They are stupid and you have great
intelligence.

My choice is easy and clear.

Very well. I shall allow you to serve
me.

Thank you, master.

Cease your vulgar display of affection.
It is a sign of weakness.

Yes, master.

We are on our way to destroy the
Robinsons. Your help will not be needed.

Return to my camp and wait for me.

I hear and will obey, oh great leader.

Stand aside.

Gee, Dr. Smith, you are wonderful.

I am ashamed.

To bow and scrape before my enemies.

But you saved us. That's the important
thing. Now we can warn the family.

I shall never forget the taste of his
clammy claw on my lips.

Never mind that now. We've got to get to
the campsite. To kiss his claw was a

terrible experience.

Ugh.

Sean, I've made a complete list of all
the food left in the electronic freezer.

We can move the rest of the things out
to the campsite in the morning.

We're going to have to give up the
protein synthesizer.

Oh? We can't get it out of the housing.

I have it working at full power right
now. At least we'll have some protein

units before we have to leave. Good
girl, Judy. That's fine.

I've pulled all auxiliary lighting out.

What happens when all our batteries are
dead?

I'm afraid we'll have to make do with
torches.

You know, there's a manual battery
recharger in the engine room.

At least it would give us enough battery
power to keep a radio signal out. I'll

get it. Good idea.

Darling? Yeah?

Will was outside here before.

Did you send him off somewhere?

No.

Oh, he's reconciled to the loss of the
robot.

He'd have no reason to leave the area.

Well, I guess I'm just so used to
worrying about him whenever he's off

Dr. Smith.

Well, he's not with Dr.

Smith.

They're attacking?

Our robot and the little mechanical men
are on their way here. They intend to

destroy all of us and take over the
spaceship.

We should have expected something like
that.

Well, fortunately, we were warned in
time. At least we'll have a chance.

Maureen, you and the girls get inside
the ship. The rest of us will stand them

off out here. I'll get some more
weapons.

John, I handle a laser pistol pretty
well, you know.

Don't you think I ought to stay out here
with you? The next time I need a

volunteer for a dangerous assignment,
you've got the job. I promise you.

I think you're going to need all the
help you can get.

Inside the ship.

That's an order.

Yes, sir.

All right, you and Dr. Smith take a
position behind that rock. Protect our

flank. Will Robinson and I will fight to
the death. They shall not pass.

Now that Dr.

Smith has some of the characteristics of
the robot, he has the courage of a

lion. Before this fight is over, he'll
need it.

Warning, warning.

Hostile robots approaching.

All right, take your positions.

Mechanical men of industrial, destroy
the earthlings. Attack, attack, attack.

Dr. Smith challenges you.

Get back behind the rock.

Half a league, half a league, half a
league onward. Into the valley of death

rode the brave 500.

Well, make that idiot take cover.

Professor Robinson, a brief truce to
discuss the situation.

This is no deception. I give you my word
on it.

John, I think it's some kind of a trick.

Agreed, Professor Robinson.

Everybody stay where you are. But keep
your eyes open.

I'll cover you. Okay. All right.

Whatever you have to say, make it brief.
My dear professor, why do you greet me

with such hostility?

I am your friend. Never mind the
flattery. Get to the point. Believe me,

attack was not my doing.

I try to stop my subjects, but to no
avail.

You're supposed to be their leader,
aren't you?

There's still time to talk to them. It
is too late.

But there is a way out of this dilemma.
We will permit you and the rest of your

family to leave unharmed. Well, that's
very generous of you.

Listen, robot, you've got five seconds
to get out of here.

I am under a flag of truce, Professor.

the innocent.

I will destroy.

Mechanical men, attack.

Stop. Come back, you coward.

Destroy them.

Don't be a fearless leader, then that's
who we're going to fight, are we? What's

wrong with Dr. Smith?

He went down when the robot was
deactivated. Dr. Smith! What?

What? Oh, William, don't get up. You
know, my back is extremely delicate.

What happened? Where am I? Who turned
out the light?

He's back to normal. We've got our old
Dr. Smith back.

The shock of the laser must have
retransferred their characters.

Good heavens, what are we doing out
here? The little robots could attack at

moment now. Take it easy, Smith, take it
easy. The fighting's over now.

That is your opinion.

I'm going inside the spaceship. Now,
there's no danger.

The little robots won't bother us again.

No one is ever safe on this hostile
planet.

No!

Looks like Gold Smith's back to normal.

Boy, am I glad.

You know something, son?

So am I.

Now, I wouldn't tell him this, but I
wouldn't have him any other way than his

old, mean, cunning, conniving self.

Neither would I. Right now, let's see
what we can do about getting this robot

back to normal. Yeah.

Hey, there.

How much more do we have to do? This
does it. Let's get Willow Smith and

hightail it back to the ship. I don't
like the idea of being out doing an

electric storm.

Warning. A low -pressure air... with
accompanying electrical disturbances is

approaching.

Warning! Do be still, you hard -headed
harbinger of evil.

Dr.

Smith, we'd better get undercover.

Those storms are getting pretty violent.

Never fear. Smith is here.

There is no cause for alarm.

Perhaps you're right, William.

The heavens seem to have collected me as
their target.

Where can we find shelter from the
storm? There's a cave not too far from

But I loathe caves.

They're filled with crawly things.

We were under the circumstances,
William.

Perhaps you'd better lead on. Lead on.

Come on, Dr. Smith!

Such a crevice can only be the lurking
place of malicious aliens, or at the

least, dreadful.

crawly things.

All right, stay out here and get hit by
lightning. I'm taking cover.

No, William, don't leave me here alone.
Wait for me.

Do you see anything?

It looks like it gets bigger inside, but
the robot can't fit through this

opening. Then he can stand out here on
guard.

A little storm won't hurt him.

That is all right, Will Robinson.

I do not mind weather.

Better get Dr. Smith inside before he
melts.

Go ahead, Dr. Smith.

I think, dear boy, I shall fight a
rearguard action against the elements.

There's nothing to be afraid of in
there. Now, come on.

You see?

Nothing to worry about.

It's all familiar.

I have never been able to endure
confinement in small places.