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I'll be ready when you want me. I'll be
ready.
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I'll be free when you want me.
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I'll be ready.
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I'll be free when you want me. I'll be
ready.
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You know what I mean.
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I'll be ready.
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Watch where you're sticking those pins,
Butterfingers.
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Don't think I forgot about the last
time. Oh, please. I barely drew blood.
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Boys, they were trying to prick you one
way or another. Ouch!
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What were you saying?
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All right, that ought to do it.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
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Is that Vogue?
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You can't just stick Vogue in the third
row.
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Well, we're running out of room. I mean,
who knew so many critics were going to
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show up? Well, you can thank Sebastian
for that. No, let's thank him after we
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put Vogue in the front row.
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He's right.
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So, Steph, where's that man of yours,
honey?
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Fred? He went back to Cleveland.
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The little league team that he coaches
is playing a doubleheader.
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Wow, that's dedication.
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Hey, did we just become friends there?
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No.
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We'll leave our stuff in here and we'll
put the rest down the hall.
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Oh, tell me this is not see -through.
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Hey, at least Jeffrey isn't making us
wear one of those pink song things.
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So, uh, how'd your big threesome with
Nina go?
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It didn't.
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And really, I don't want to talk about
it, okay?
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What, you bringing another dude?
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Oh, she did bring in another dude.
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I was like, what the?
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And, you know, she said it was like her
fantasy or something.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm sure. But what about
your fantasy?
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She can be so selfish sometimes.
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That's all I'm saying.
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Hey, Nina.
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Hey, Russ. You got a sec?
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I want to talk you into another sausage
fest.
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What's he talking about?
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Uh, nothing.
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I have a surprise for you. His name's
Roger.
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Sure, Nia.
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Hey, Cody, can you just give it a
second? Oh, yeah, totally.
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Yeah. Hey, good luck, and try for a
reach around.
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So, Nia, we're pretty busy here. I only
really have a minute or two.
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You sure about that?
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No threesomes this time.
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Just you and me.
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Are those edible panties?
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Red licorice.
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Are they on a strawberry?
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I think I'll save the rest for later.
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Played at an underwear show.
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Who'd have thought?
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Would you have preferred the Louvre?
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Hell, I would have preferred a coffee
shop.
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Well, there's one right around the
corner.
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Would you mind picking me up a deep half
while you're there?
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Right. Listen, I'm going to be over
here.
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Hey, Lee.
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You okay?
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I'm fine. She's a woman.
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Ah, the evil X.
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Just when you think he's out, she pulls
him right back in.
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I've been through diptych lately.
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You don't think you... No way.
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At least I don't think so.
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I come bearing gifts.
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This should cheer you up.
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As much as a new boyfriend with no
excess baggage.
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More. Shut up and read it.
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Yeah, Marilyn really let Giovanna have
it.
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Nice.
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Well, we should thank Cormac as well. He
did bring us the photos and the proof.
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Nothing like the whiff of bad publicity
to scare the crap out of buyers.
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Oh, God.
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I'd give anything to see your face right
now.
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Ice Max on line four and Macy's still
waiting on line two.
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Are they both calling to cancel their
orders?
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Uh, yeah.
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Sounds like it. Let them wait.
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That is the third person who's
complained about their seating.
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Yeah, well, these events tend to bring
out all the weirdos.
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Oh, hello, sir.
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Right this way.
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Hey, Cody.
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I wanted to let you know I appreciate
you helping out Lacey.
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And for agreeing to do that dance with
me.
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You don't have to thank me.
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You know, I should be thanking you.
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Just for letting me help. I mean, after
everything that happened with Giovanna.
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Yeah.
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Well... I'm sorry, Cody.
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I didn't mean to use you.
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I know.
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I miss you.
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It's not that simple.
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It could be.
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Oh.
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You don't think you can trust me
anymore.
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I don't know.
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Can I?
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To believe in do -overs?
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Sometimes.
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How about now?
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And watch me parade around on stage in
panties?
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I wouldn't miss it for the world.
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They're not panties.
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Just remember to put a bit of a spring
in your step when you're walking down
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runway. Girls love to see the jewels
down.
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Anything, Cody?
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Uh, no. Not for a while. Why, what's up?
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One of my models sprained her ankle and
I need a new girl pronto.
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Uh, don't we all?
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Cute.
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Better than cute.
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Perfect. Excuse me? What size are those?
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What?
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Do you have any runway experience?
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I'm a pretty good dancer.
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Great. We'll figure it out on the way.
Wait.
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What?
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Oh, and just remember to put a string in
your step.
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Guys like to see the boobies bounce.
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You can't buy this kind of person.
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Where is it?
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How's it fit?
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Like dental floss?
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That's the idea, sweetheart.
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Now get out there and work.
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Oh God, Vanessa, please stop touching
us.
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Please.
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I didn't think...
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You're sweating.
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Hardest in their nerves.
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It's amazing I didn't actually get
anything done.
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Here, use this.
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We should get back on.
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Actually, listen.
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Tracy, I've been thinking a lot about it
lately.
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Really?
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Me too.
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And the reason their marriage didn't
work out.
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Look, Jason, there's only so many times
I can apologize. I'm not asking.
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Well, there's something I want to talk
to you about.
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What are you crying about?
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I'm not.
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You?
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Me neither.
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That's the problem with men. They make
strong women messy.
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Tell me about it.
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The show looks good.
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Thanks.
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I hope everything works out for you.
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I mean that.
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Was that you today?
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I don't know for how long.
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What are you talking about?
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He's been more interested in spending
time with her than he is with me.
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Tonight should be about us, not some ex.
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I wouldn't worry about her. She's not
even in your league.
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Jason's just worried about his photo
presentation right now.
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That's my point. He's been outside with
that bitch instead of inside watching
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the show.
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Arso.
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Ladies and gentlemen, what a tremendous
show.
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I'd like to thank you all for coming and
introduce you to the genius behind
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tonight's event.
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Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands
together for Lacey Summer.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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The truth is, a show like this is the
result of a partnership.
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Jeffrey? Jeffrey was involved in all of
the designs, but he is the main creator
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of our fabulous men's lives.
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And of course, the person responsible
for these exquisite photographs is
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Jason, would you come up to the stage?
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When you begin something like this, you
don't always know how things will work
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out. Sometimes it's a huge success, and
other times it's not.
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But you enter into it just like any
relationship, and you hope for the best.
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Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say
is thank you to everyone who has taken
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this journey with us, no matter where
they end up going or who they end up
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with.
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Thank you.
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She certainly has a way with words.
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Hey, there you are. You're mentioning
our party.
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I need a few minutes for myself.
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Is everything alright?
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You tell me.
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Tell you what?
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It's like you've been avoiding me all
day.
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And then I see you with Tracy and she
looks all messy.
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What are you talking about?
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Don't.
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Don't make me look like an idiot. I know
there's something going on with you
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two. What, did she remind you of how
good things used to be?
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You're joking, right?
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Remember, I'm the one that divorced her.
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Maybe you think you made a mistake. Not
bloody likely.
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I saw the two of you come in from the
alley.
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Is that what this is about?
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Look, we were out there. I just wanted
to tell her something.
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What?
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Maybe this isn't the right time.
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Okay, fine.
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I told her that I forgave her for
cheating on me.
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And I told her that we made the right
decision.
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And that just because their marriage
didn't work out, it didn't mean that the
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next one wouldn't.
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The next one?
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You can't possibly be thinking about
marrying that bitch again, are you?
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Uh, not exactly.
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Lacey, I've made a lot of mistakes in
life.
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I've done a lot of stupid things, some
things that I regret.
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But the one thing, the only thing I
never regretted was meeting you.
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Jason. Shh.
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Don't ruin my rhythm. I've been
practicing all day.
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Where was I?
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Yeah. I made a lot of mistakes in life.
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You already said that part.
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Right.
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What was it?
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Lisa.
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I love you.
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I want to spend the rest of my life with
you.
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Wait, what about the rest of your
speech? Actually, I never really got
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finishing it.
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What the hell are you guys doing in
here? You're missing the
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whole... party.
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No, we're not.
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Okay.
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Never mind.
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It's cool.
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Just keep making out.
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It's not like anyone's waiting for you.
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You don't have to say goodbye
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if
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it's just a...
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You made someone really happy, too.
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Incredibly happy.
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Oh, my God. Is that a... Is that an
engagement ring?
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Go ahead.
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Pretty much.
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So does that mean no more threesomes?
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Oh, come on. Everyone here having a
threesome but me?
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I mean, come on. Can somebody please
talk to Nicole? Hey, baby.
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You were saying?
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Actually, I was just talking about you.
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You better be.
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Thank you.
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