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I'll be free when you want me. I'll be
ready.
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I'll be free when you want me. I'll be
ready.
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I'll be ready.
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Lacey, I didn't see you there.
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You're up late.
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Eh, bills.
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And you look a little like Red Riding
Hood in that outfit.
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That's so weird.
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I was just saying that.
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Wasn't I just saying that?
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Um, Lacey, my friend Michelle, we met at
an acting class.
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No, we didn't. We met at the bar,
remember, when I spilled that mojito on
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Fascinating. End of the month, huh?
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I get drunk when I do my bills, too.
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And vino verda.
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She speaks Espanol!
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It's Latin, actually, and wine is the
truth.
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Come on.
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Keep it real long.
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Truth is...
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I'm broke.
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Oh, my.
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Grandma, what nice breasts you have.
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All the better to bump in your face, my
dear.
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Hitches keep on coming.
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If you could, I would totally make it
worth your while.
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Mm -hmm.
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12 outstanding invoices to be checked,
and not one of them is due yet.
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Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh. No, no, that's great.
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Okay, I'll see you this afternoon.
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Got one.
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Already said we can come by this
afternoon and get the check.
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Great. How much is the O?
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Um, well, it's not exactly a gold rush,
but should get us by another week.
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A week?
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We're lucky.
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Dude, I thought selling underwear to an
over -sex society would have been this
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difficult.
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Wait, hold on. You're over -sex?
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Hardly. But my roommate's making up for
both of us.
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She was all dressed up like Little Red
Riding Hood last night.
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I half expect her to come home with the
three little pigs tonight.
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Right. Well, hey, listen.
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There's more important things in life
than money.
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Right?
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Did you ever notice it's always people
who don't have money that say that?
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Yeah.
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I thought you had some buyer that was
all hot to invest. What happened?
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Yeah, still waiting to hear from his
partner.
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Not banking on it.
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Jeffrey, get out of the shot. You, that
outfit, I die. I just, I die. D -I -E,
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die. Can you die a little over to the
right, please?
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How's it going?
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You had to leave him in charge.
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Uh, Lacey, you have a visitor.
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Oh, hi, Rick.
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Hi.
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Just one sec.
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Are you okay?
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We're done here, right?
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I was thinking of taking... Done?
Absolutely.
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Rachel, you can go to the back and get
dressed.
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Jeffrey, you can keep the phone.
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Rick, hi.
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Uh, hi.
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You really need to stop saying that.
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Did I get you in a bad time?
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No, no, no, no, no. It's just business
as usual here in the house of naked
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and bossy queens.
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I heard that.
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Hello, Rick. What's up?
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Oh, I just came by to recheck there was
no structural damage.
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It's standard procedure. I always come
by and check, you know, after there's
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been an incident.
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Oh, of course.
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Got to keep it safe, right?
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Go ahead.
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Need any help?
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I think I got it. Thanks.
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What was that all about?
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Nothing. Routine check.
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Uh -huh.
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Lacey's never that nervous around me.
That's because you don't have a uniform.
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If you want, I could help you put
together a little... Ensemble.
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Morning.
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Morning.
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I'll never understand how a white guy
could play the blues so well. It's easy.
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It's called unemployment.
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Yeah. You know, I was supposed to drop
off our rent yesterday.
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You running short?
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Landlord Doc made us that thing with the
heater.
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Well, it did break it.
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It was already broken.
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Then you tried to fix it, and the thing
exploded.
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Don't be dramatic.
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It was only a slight rupture.
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Don't worry. I'll have my part covered
today.
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Heading to work?
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Yeah, bar's being restocked this
morning.
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Gotta go over inventory numbers.
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That sounds like fun.
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Oh, yeah.
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Living the dream.
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Sure don't want to give it a shot?
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That job's bound to make you good at
playing the blues.
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No, thanks.
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I'll check you later.
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Bye, Joanne.
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Goodbye, Russ.
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write a song for me? I've got one.
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Really? That's sweet.
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Let me hear it.
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Joanne, Joanne, she was a sex fiend.
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Okay, shut up.
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She could never get enough.
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She needed a porno magazine. Okay, if
you've got enough energy to whack off,
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then you have enough energy for me.
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Cool. I dig a chick with low standards.
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Oh, you're such a perv.
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So, do you think I get to meet Lacey
today?
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Whoa.
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Don't bring up a dude's sister when he's
trying to get it on.
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You said you'd introduce me.
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See if she'd use me for one of her
modeling gigs.
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Now? After what just happened?
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When, then?
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Later, after she calms down about the
fire? When?
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In a couple days, okay?
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Better make it soon or you'll really be
singing the blues.
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Wow.
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table
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It's been ages since I've been shopping.
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I haven't seen you inside of a nail
salon in... I thought you wanted out of
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office. I'm multitasking.
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Shit! What?
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I have to head over to my editor's
office.
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What about lunch?
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Oh, my wait will thank me later.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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You made a deal.
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You made a deal.
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Call him back. He's going to have to
wait.
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I can't. Yes, you can.
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Um, I can't because... Oh, I know,
because you're a fast -talking type A
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doesn't have time for struggling friends
anymore.
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No, because you have my Blackberry.
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Oh.
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And I won't call because he's meeting
with Phoebe Lawrence.
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What does that have to do with you?
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Well, it gives me the opportunity to
unexpectedly barge into his office.
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He'll have no choice but to introduce me
to her, and then I'll have met the most
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powerful fashion critic in New York.
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He doesn't throw you out first.
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Cormac wouldn't do that.
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Why so sure?
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We're beginning to have a special
working relationship.
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You're incorrigible.
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I'm ambitious.
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You're pushy. Oh.
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I'm sorry I didn't mean that.
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I've been so stressed.
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Okay.
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I am pushy. One of my best features.
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Okay. I got time for a quick lunch.
Something green?
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That's cute.
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Oh. Think that'd look good on me?
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Oh, yeah.
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Lacey!
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Hey, Lacey!
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Seems you've got a fan.
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Wow, Rick, twice in one day.
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Admit it. You're following me. You
walked up to her sport.
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Sorry about barging in earlier.
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So why'd you decide to do it again?
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But the chief had me in the neighborhood
anyway, so I figured... Oh, no, I'm
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glad you came by.
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Wouldn't want to... Well, you wouldn't
want to have another fire.
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Oh, dear God, get a room.
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Well, it's just seeming to be busy, you
know, working with your boyfriend.
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Can we spell fishing?
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Oh, Jason.
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We're just friends.
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With benefits.
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What?
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This is Marilyn.
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Don't mind her. She has a pension
deficit disorder.
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Okay.
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Lacey, you want to go out sometime?
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Soon?
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I'd love to.
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Give me a call.
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Just stop by.
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Okay. Great.
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Bye. Don't get run over by a car or
anything.
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What in the hell was that about?
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What? I liked him.
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Sarcasm is how I relate.
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He's cute.
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In a rugged, slide me down your
fireman's pole kind of way.
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Okay, now I'm starving.
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What do you want to eat?
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I don't get it. You sleep with half the
town.
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I'm not jealous.
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It's an open relationship.
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Oh, then what's the... She was never
like that, ever, with me.
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Not once, not even the first time.
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Like what? Nice?
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Sweet? Caring? No, you know, like, um,
nervous.
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You heard her.
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Her mouth barely worked around that guy.
I told you. It's just the uniform.
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No, it's not.
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It's me.
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Oh, Lord.
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Here, have mine.
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Suddenly, I'm Butch and you're a pussy
boy.
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What?
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A pussy boy?
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I'm just opening up, you know,
discussing my feelings. Well, stop it.
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It's very unattractive.
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I thought that... That what?
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I took you out to hear your endless
blubbering?
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Man up.
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Hey, can I have my beer back?
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That should cover my part of the rent.
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Am I interrupting?
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Huh?
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No, no. She just keeps looking over
here.
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Go talk to her.
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I'm working up to it.
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You're working up to it?
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How?
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Standing there like a stalker?
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Glancing over, never saying anything?
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If this was a movie, you'd probably be
wearing red sneaks and a hoodie.
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Hey, you get girls your way, I get mine.
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Okay, Romeo.
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Prove it.
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It's rent, double or nothing.
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Okay, go get her.
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Not yet.
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What are you waiting for?
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You know, I was joking earlier when I
talked about that stalker thing, but if
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you actually plan on cornering her in
the parking lot, we need to have a sit
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-down.
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I'm just waiting for a friend to get up
and go to the bathroom or something.
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Pack mentality.
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But what if she goes into the bathroom
with them?
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She won't.
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How do you know?
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Okay, fine.
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I'll shut up.
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Show me how it's done.
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Watch and learn.
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Hey. Hi. I'm Russ.
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Cheryl. So your friends left you all
alone?
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It was the only way to come over.
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Don't mind him. His seizures are very
sad.
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Dad, he just lost a lot of money.
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I don't. It's okay.
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We're both raking it in. I bet my
friends that you wouldn't have come over
262
00:22:19,420 --> 00:22:20,420
unless I left.
263
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,900
Can I buy you a drink?
264
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:25,920
It's on me.
265
00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:29,000
Am I the kind of girl? You have no idea.
266
00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:51,250
Fuck yeah.
267
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:52,870
Yes.
268
00:22:55,530 --> 00:22:56,650
My fucking hair.
269
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:47,920
Thank you.
270
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,240
Double or nothing?
271
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:22,920
What's the bet?
272
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,960
Thought you have enough money for
another round.
273
00:27:29,220 --> 00:27:30,220
Let's do it.
274
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:41,040
Fuck yeah.
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