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Dude, how's this work now?
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I mean, you said you got it on there.
It's gonna be perfect.
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Like, how's it work? Dude, we're
gonna... You're just asking... We're
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pretend like we're polling people. Okay,
since it's presidential election. Yeah.
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Right. Dude, we're gonna get hot chicks,
dude. Hi.
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Hello. My name's Justin, and I was doing
a poll for Obama 08, and I was
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wondering if you were interested in
doing a survey.
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You're leaning towards McCain.
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Now, why are you doing that?
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Um, well, because he's...
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Thank you.
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Yeah, but, you know, Obama would be able
to fix a lot of things that are wrong
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with the country, like the war in Iraq
and the economy. No, no, I'm going to go
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with McCain.
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You sure can.
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You know, this is real important
information that I have to get. You
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election is only 36 days away. Yeah, but
it's really hot out here.
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Well, you know, we do have, I could
actually do this poll survey back at our
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polling station. It's only a block away,
and it's got AC, and we give you
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desserts and drinks. strength, and it's
not a bad deal.
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I don't know. How long is it going to
take? It doesn't take long at all. You
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know, we just go over the statistics
real quick with you and show you what
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real deal is.
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You know what I mean? All right, but
there's nothing that's going to change
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mind. Okay, that's fine. We'll just have
you do the poll and show you what the
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real statistics are, and maybe we can
switch you over to the wave of the
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Vote for the black man.
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Okay, well, let's do the poll and see
what you think after you see the
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statistics. All right. All right?
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Okay, very cool.
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Well, we're right here, so if you want
to jump in, you can go with that.
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All right.
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So do you really have a good sense why
you like McCain better than Obama?
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Well, the last time I checked, he was
white, so, you know, I'm sorry. That's
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way I grew up.
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Well, you know, you're right.
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He's white.
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You know, but maybe that's the reason
why we're in the situation we are with
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financial and the economy and wars.
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I honestly just cannot see what a black
man can offer me. I'm sorry.
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Well, you know, I think he might be able
to switch some of the things that are
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wrong with this country today.
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Black men have been able to switch
things.
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Well, I don't think that he's going to
win. The last time I checked the polls,
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McCain is definitely going to win. So
maybe that's not going to count anyways.
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Well, you know, I have a pole that says
that he's not, to tell you the truth.
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Really? Yeah, and it's a pretty big
pole.
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Yeah, it's going to have to be a really
big pole.
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Well, it is a big pole. I can show you
if you'd like.
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All right.
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big hole.
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And that's much bigger than the white
holes, right?
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Yeah, I guess so.
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See, this is one thing that McCain can't
offer you. It's right here.
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The pole of a black man is always going
to succeed.
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Hmm. Let's see about that. You want to
check it out? Yeah.
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Yeah. I thought you might be interested
in the pole that I have.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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Oh, yeah.
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You do good work.
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I might even be able to get you on the
campaign here.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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We do really good work.
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Have you ever been an intern?
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No. Yeah?
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Interested? Maybe.
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Yeah?
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I think you might have the right assets
for it.
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Shit.
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That's it.
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That's it, sweetheart.
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Obama 08.
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Maybe you can work me out at my desk
here a little bit.
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Obama campaign just fine.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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You know, it's real hard campaigning
against a white man.
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Yeah. If we have a white girl with us,
then things would be a little bit
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I don't know if I can help you out with
that.
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Oh, yeah.
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I know you can.
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You're definitely a demon.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh, shit.
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It's making me horny. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, shit.
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It's making me feel wet.
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You are good.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Oh. Oh.
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Shit. Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my goodness.
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I'm starting to change. Oh,
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God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Ooh, lay on that back.
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Lay on that back.
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Oh, shit.
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Who do you think you're going to vote
for?
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I think I changed my mind.
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I can definitely see what a black man
has to offer.
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