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Thank you.

Okay, so I get a little twitchy, that's
all.

It's all that's waiting.

Where is he, Richie? Huh?

Where is he? Now, be careful, tell me. I
wouldn't want you to scratch on the

brake. Oh, yes.

Hey, listen. Why don't you finish the
game for me, huh?

I'll be back, but watch my coat.

Okay? I don't have a lot of time. All
right.

You'll be at the barbecue, Stanley
George.

Oh, Zelda, I wouldn't miss that barbecue
for a bag of dimes.

Bring your accordion. Don't forget.

Okay, Melvie.

Show them what you got.

I knocked them out of the setting.

Nobody's gonna trace them that way.

Come on, I gotta get back.

Why, what's the hurry?

Come on, come on. I thought we had a
deal.

You got a deal, Richie?

We got a deal.

Okay, Doc.

Give him the money.

Now, hold it. Just hold it, huh?

Now, you see, the lady who belongs to
these has no idea.

Come on, now, will you? I told Richie.

Mostly she sleeps.

I've been nursing her for 11 years.

She sits there and nods. She don't even
know that Calvin Coolidge is dead.

She don't even know she owns that stuff,
so how's she gonna know that it's gone?

Why didn't you tell him? I told him.

Take out your share, Doc, if you're
gonna take a walk.

$100 ,000. Count it if you want.

Why wouldn't I believe good businessmen
like you?

I trust you.

What? You want some drama or something?

We got enough glitter here to double our
money.

I told you, it's all the waiting.

Now, how long before Forster gets the
guy up here from Miami? I'm going to

a call right now, sweetheart.

He'll have his man on the plane with the
money in a couple of minutes.

It'll probably be Teddy Mills.

You know the guy that brought the
cocaine for us last month?

Teddy just grabbed the cab, Lieutenant.
You can pick him up on the next block.

Let's go.

this, Crocker.

The feds tipped us off Teddy Mills is on
a delivery run to New York, and he ends

up at a church bazaar.

Cocaine and communion. Do you figure
that connection?

I thought he'd head uptown over there on
second. What's he doing here?

Could be some flim flam to shake anybody
who's following.

Go take a look.

I'll cover Gil.

Excuse me, I'm looking for the meeting
rooms. Downstairs in some buildings. Oh,

probably in that building in the
basement.

That's where they have Sunday school.

Sunday school?

Listen, if you want to volunteer for
anything, you could give us a hand with

this thing. It weighs a ton.

Sure.

Oh, is that too heavy?

Oh, there you go.

Thanks.

Did you see that? A gun in his belt?

Excuse me. Oh.

I'm sorry.

That's all right. That man, what does he
want to know? Anything? I'm... Oh,

excuse me.

I'm a detective. Okay.

Manhattan South.

Well, he had a gun.

Is he one of your men?

No.

Well, he asked me where the meeting
rooms were. I told him, in the basement

there. Well, thanks.

Oh, would you keep this quiet? I mean,
there's no sense getting everybody

disturbed. Thank you. That's okay.

This is the police.

Crocker, get upstairs with Stavros and
check the outside.

Here, you stay here with me.

A couple of hundred thousand.

For what?

What's it all about, Alfie?

All about ice.

We're happy. Where's the money? We got
everything.

Well, maybe somebody saw you. Get away
from here. I'll call you. Yeah, yeah.

right.

Kill Weaver, is that right?

Sir, I told you it was Manhattan South.

The guy from Saints of the Lost come
over. You know, uh, Garson, the skinny

who never sweats?

Well, he takes one look at that pile of
ice and he starts to sweat.

Those rocks are real.

None of them match flyers for missing
gems?

Oh, not one.

You know, Garson said some of them were
cut in some pretty old styles, maybe 50,

60 years old. If we only had the
settings.

Now, who's missing a million dollars
worth of old ice, Mac?

Garson said they were a million?

Goes to it.

I'll let you know exactly as soon as I
can set up an appointment with the

appraiser.

What kind of a foot is that for a bike?

A church bazaar.

Nice sack of religious, isn't it?

Well, the people that stuck around long
enough to leave their names, I mean,

they don't exactly make up a list of hot
suspects.

You got two priests,

a couple of nuns, some school kids,
fundraising volunteers, solid local

businessmen. Well, somebody in that
civic -minded bunch was fundraising 200

in a highly uncivic way.

Hey, you did a good job, Gil.

You're the officer of record, and like
that, you'll get the credit.

Thank you, Lieutenant.

You got it, baby.

should have seen them. There must have
been 50, 100 stones all over the place

just sparkling and dancing in my eyes.

You know something?

What?

You put them all to shame, Sybil.

Never doubt it, baby.

Oh, we're the boys from Erasmus High.
We'll march to victory.

We'll win the fight, go down the floor
where anyone can see.

So come and join together. We're proud
as we can be. Oh, we're the boys from

Erasmus High. We'll march to victory.

Hey, what's shaking, Jill? How you been?

I'm fine. If I couldn't be better, get
me a loan off. It's a good little

business. Hey, do you mind if I park it
here?

Oh, so I can practice some fancy lines
on this lovely uptown lady.

I'm Sybil Warkburn.

Hi, I'm Ritchie Lenton.

Hi. Hey, come on, you two.

Hey,

you are the man of the hour. Pictures in
the paper. One certified hero.

One certified sweet -talking hero.

Gil, what a thing you did. Recovered,
what did the paper say?

$200 ,000 in cash and a million in
diamonds?

Are you going to get a promotion?

Maybe, I don't know.

Well, whatever.

It's going to grow a lot of hair.

I mean, some people will want to talk to
you.

What kind of hair? What kind of people?
What are you talking about?

Me? I got a leaky mouth.

Oh, come on. Don't shuck me, Rich. What
are you trying to say to me? Just that

you are in a very good position to score
big.

You are the man with the diamonds,
aren't you?

Are you in the first team, baby?

I know.

Yo, what I just laid on you, that's
between friends.

Don't you know?

Hey, give me a call tomorrow, okay?

How can you call a punk like that your
friend, huh? He's garbage.

We grew up together, Lieutenant.

That's so.

I grew up with bloody Jake Pablo, so?

Used to play ball together.

Lyndon's a weaver. The best long pass
combination Erasmus High ever had.

Richie used to dodge those tacklers like
a kid hustling hubcaps. I got news for

you. He's still hustling them.

Only it's more than hubcaps this time.

Hey, Lieutenant.

I like Richie.

McGill.

What am I holding here, man?

Yellow sheets, kiddo. Hey, he's got a
legit business now. Yeah?

Well, there's nothing legit about coming
to you, the one special brother, who

happens to be the cup of record at a
Diamond Heist, who used to throw

with him, who's trying to smoke out
whether you're on the take or not. Well,

not sure what he wants. Maybe nothing.

And forget the record, he's straight,
I'm telling you. I see. All of a sudden,

this bum opens a corner loan office, and
that makes him straight.

I mean, you believe that?

Or do you want to believe it? Well, I'm
not 100 % sure, else why would I come

talk to you?

But all he said was that I was in a good
position to make a big score.

That I was a man with the diamonds.

Now, what does that mean?

Maybe I'm paranoid.

Captain McNeil says hello to me, and
sometimes I wonder what he really means.

You talk to Richie.

If he wants you to play some inside game
with the diamonds, ask for 50 grand.

He couldn't handle that much, could he?
By himself, never.

Then maybe we'll find out who these
people are who can make you a big man.

Find out where these rocks came from in
the first place.

Then we're talking about my crossing,
Richie, right?

We've, uh, don't you see?

If you heard wrong, it all folds up.

And Richie's got nothing to worry about.

The question was, Lieutenant, if he's
trying to make a deal, are we going to

cross him?

Well, we're not going to give Richie
diamonds, if that's what you mean.

Oh, baubles, bangles, and beads, baby.

Paste from the property room.

A couple of hands full of out -of -date
evidence from old car jobs.

You know, to flush out the rats.

They'll waste him. No, they won't.

We'll pick him up as soon as he leads us
to the others. Now, will you stop

crying? Hey.

Hey, wait a minute, okay?

Don't run my mind for me about how I
should feel.

I'm a cop.

I'm going to do my job, and that's all
you get from me, okay?

Come here!

Okay.

Mention the thumb.

The man said we could proceed from
there.

With the same man we didn't catch? Hey,
you know better than that, do you?

Just like to know who I'm getting into
bed with.

Let's just say me and some friends.

We got our own little setup.

How'd you talk him into dealing with me?
I mean, we all brothers in this?

No, no, no. I had to do a number for
him.

I told him that I know this dude who was
the officer of record.

And my oldest buddy.

I said you'd have to take the ice
downtown in the morning and have it

and I'd hit on you there.

You won the 50 grand, and I had to make
it look good to get you off the hook.

And they said that.

Do it.

Then let's do it, Rich.

Hey, you bet we will, baby. You bet we
will, like it was the old bomb.

Long, long... Perfect.

Linden to Weaver.

You did.

Oh, yeah.

about the faith and broken dreams.

Terrific.

Maybe a second. Maybe he won't even
tell. No, he'll tell. Just he wouldn't

you. We'll tell him after the heist and
wherever he delivers the faith.

No

threats

are being made, Mr. Lampert.

I didn't come up here from Miami and my
friend didn't come in from Chicago to

threaten. You understand that. I should
hope not. I mean, we've had a good

relationship up until now. My runner,
Teddy, dead.

Well, what are you going to say? One of
the risks of the business. I'll accept

that. I'll consider neither you nor your
principals are responsible.

How could we be responsible?

I said I'll accept that.

Now, the cops could have been tailing
him for a hundred reasons.

Look, Richie gave $50 ,000 to his buddy
cop.

That's our good $50 ,000 and our good
faith in you.

All I ask is you be patient.

Patient?

Where do you chicken merchants get off?

We are out 200 grand.

Look, we're going to get the diamonds
back. Believe me, Mr. Muddle. Now, what

worries me, George, is the cops.

Suppose this is a trick.

Suppose they're trying to tail Richie
back to you guys and then to us.

We worked it out with Richie. Now, look,
I know you don't think we're pros, but

we've been doing pretty damn good until
now.

Yeah, well, this morning you'll be
perfect. Now, wait a minute. We'll be

here for you.

These guys?

No way.

Lieutenant, weaver's on the inside now.

So, we shall look at some pretty stones.

It's a nice way to start the morning.

I'll be a little while, sir.

Don't hurry.

We shall look.

We shall see.

I'll hold it right there.

Just drop it in the heap, Papa.

What the hell is this?

Oh, no remarks of surprise, please.

Just, uh, let me see your best side.

Your back.

You want to turn around?

Thank you very much.

Now, gentlemen, I, uh... I suggest that
you have a bad case of dental.

And now would be a very good time to
scratch.

Grab your hair, brothers.

Especially you.

Thank you.

Very well, then.

I wouldn't turn around and come out for
at least five minutes, because I just

might be by the door.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Stavros. Yeah.

Chance. That's the stuff of 5048 Thomas,
Israel.

He's coming by you now.

Got him.

Just pull the cab over there next to
that restaurant.

Thirty -fifth and sixth.

We've been robbed.

200 ,000 down the drain.

Now wait a minute. Call it.

Now let's find out what happened. What
happened? What happened is we got 10

cents worth of paste.

You think this is going to fall? No.

Of course not.

Stop taking it out on us.

We're out nearly as much money as you
are now.

If anybody's fooling around, it's
Richie.

Not me. It's not him. What do we do?

Go talk to him? Nobody goes near him.

Not until we know more.

You got the number where he is?

Why don't you move in, Crocker? Maybe
you can hear some names. Okay.

Richie? Yeah.

Yeah, sure.

It's okay?

Yeah, we're working on it.

Now remember, in case you're tailed, you
just stay away.

Yeah, right. All right, all right. Now
look, what about my cut?

I'll be at the club about six.

We'll work everything out.

No, no, I'm not going near the club.

Well, you just call me there. I'll tell
you where we meet after that.

Lieutenant?

He's playing it cool, killing time. He
said something about not going near the

club. Club?

What club?

Amateurs. I should have left you on your
own.

Good buddy neighbors with ambition and
greed.

You two and Richie.

I got the picture.

So, have you got a tricky partner in the
wood pot or not?

What's he like?

I mean, is he going to tell us the cops
stiffed us with paste and then haul his

tail out of here with all them good
rocks?

Would he do that? Look, we've known him
for the last couple of years.

But anything's possible.

You guys know nothing.

You got a freak in your operation, you
take care of the problem.

Glass of milk, please.

You can spend the rest of the day in
there, Lieutenant.

Why don't you get up?

You losing weight?

Yes, sir.

You don't need that.

Now, you get out. Stick with Crocker.

I'll go back, scrounge a couple of men
and relieve you.

And don't take your eyes off that
asshake case. All right.

That's $25 on number six in the fifth
race.

I got it.

See you later.

Maybe we should just take our losses and
forget the whole thing, huh?

You're a dentist, Doc. You got something
else.

Me, this is my whole business.

Now, we'll talk to that cop.

Then we'll take it from there.

Whatever you say.

Tracy, tell Rizzo to go down and stay on
Linden's tail.

You didn't pick him up?

He's being coy. He didn't slip the
diamonds to anybody yet.

Maybe you want to go down and work in
the surveillance, too? Oh, sure.

Maybe you want me to personally slap the
cuffs on him.

Or if he runs, maybe I should be the one
to shoot him. How much more mileage you

going out of me?

Haven't I done enough on this one?

More than enough.

Where's the 50 grand from Ritchie?

I found it in the property last night.
Here's the receipt.

Okay. Get home. Get a meal.

Why don't you go out with Sybil?

Kojak, what is it? Yeah.

I switch it in here and try to trace it.

Someone has been calling for you. No
message. Every ten minutes. Hold it a

minute.

Yeah. Weaver?

This is a friend of Richie's. I'm going
to respect your time. Ask you one

question. Now, did you pull the switch
with our mutual acquaintance today?

What was that?

Look, you got paid 50 grand. Stop acting
dumb. What went down?

What's he talking about?

Well, I don't know who this is. You got
to tell me more.

One of you two guys is ripping us off.

All we got in front of us is a lot of
paste.

He delivered something already?

It's in front of me.

Now, if you're playing games with our 50
grand... If you never saw the money,

you still want the action.

What does that do to Richie?

It'll keep him under surveillance. Now,
make up your mind.

I never got a penny. Richie never
showed. What are you talking about?

money?

Maybe we can still deal.

We'll get back to you.

Pardon me.

Too quick to trace.

Okay, thanks.

Richie must have dumped the stuff he got
from you in the cab, maybe with the

driver.

Stupid of me.

When they go back... Is that all you're
thinking of? How Richie faked you out?

You want to know what I'm thinking
about?

I'm thinking about how I fake him out.

This job stinks.

We're going to protect him.

Gil.

Hey, Gil, I agree.

The job stinks for me, too.

But because of the danger you get in
there, not him.

Testing into one, into two, into three.

Here we are, playing spy again, right,
Lieutenant?

Mind if I sit down?

Go ahead.

Your badge.

You wouldn't be one of those crappy
cops, would you, Gil?

Why would I mean?

Make sure.

Let's walk.

Bike riding is good, but my doctor
says... If this is a tail jet we got

here, I'm gonna know it in two minutes
flat.

Know it, friend.

Forget it.

You didn't show, huh? Richie?

Uh -uh.

Then he's playing it real cool with
somebody else's 50 G's.

Gonna pretend you stuck him with a lot
of phony pace. I never got nothing,

that's all I know.

Everybody's hurting. I'm sure you want
this wrapped up soon as anybody.

Listen, man, I don't like sweating this
out and having nobody show.

You want to try it again tonight when I
pick up the diamonds from the

appraisers? They're gonna cost you
double, 100 ,000 biggies.

What do you think you got, the crown
jewels?

Listen, the appraiser fell down when he
took a look at them.

You got over two million in rocks there.

Well?

I'm not going to grab them and run.

I'm going to check them out, take my
time.

Okay.

Just come up with 100 ,000.

20 neat stacks of hundreds.

So I can split this jungle before the
whole lousy setup.

I'll do it any way you want.

Getting to you, huh?

Up to here.

You got a deal?

Six o 'clock today.

There's a parking lot near my hotel.

Second and 35th.

Get the money.

All right, check every bank in the city
fast.

I want a list of everybody who comes in
this afternoon and wants a lot of $100

bills. You know, most banks have a
record for themselves.

It shouldn't be too hard. Go ahead.

The guy Gil took a walk with in the
park, I teletyped his description to

PD. They wired back, no make, zip and
zero, nada, nothing.

Okay.

When you get there, you're going to have
to do a little song and dance.

You know, tell them the appraisal didn't
get finished today.

Set up something for tomorrow night,
talk about the diamonds, the money.

About ten minutes of you dealing to
those bums, that's what we need.

Terrific.

And I'm not going to risk a transmitter
on you.

We'll set up a directional mic, pick up
and record everything that's said, get

photographs from across the street.

If it all goes okay, we'll do the same
for the transaction tomorrow.

Hey, Gil.

We're gonna have to wait around.

Yeah, it looks that way.

They did it? Yeah.

They come through with the money.

Yeah, they sure did.

Let's get going. We've got to meet
Weaver at 6 o 'clock.

Dennis wanted to back out. I told him to
shut up or I'd pull his teeth.

It's been night. Get an ambulance.
Right.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Five minutes.

Red light. I don't like it. Get me out
of here.

Okay, mister, get out of the car. And
slowly.

First you run a red light, then you
scream in here. What's your problem?

I got no problem.

What's in the suitcase?

That? I don't know. That was there when
I rented the car. It's not mine. Uh

-huh. Check it out.

7 -2 -3 -K.

Car 7 -4 -0 requests that you meet them
at 17th and 5th. A uniformed unit has

apprehended the subject of your
surveillance.

He did what?

Attention all units, this is Lieutenant
Kojak.

The action is scrubbed.

100 ,000 for going through a red light?
This is a nightmare. How did I get into

this? I thought you were the big pros
from Miami. I thought you had all the

energy. The mouse.

Okay with the mouse, baby?

It's our money. A hundred thousand of
our money.

We're into the fortune.

Listen, you asked for this, so grow up.
What about Foster? He's not going to

talk.

Don't sweat him a day or two. They got
him for nothing.

He'll be out.

He'll call. Hang around here. You'll
see. And when he does, tell him I'll be

back in Chicago.

And if he ever gets another deal with
you guys, tell him include me out.

Yes, sir.

Nehemiah Forster from Miami.

Alias Nathan Nemes.

Eastside punk.

You have trouble sleeping nights,
Forster?

How come?

Well, all these arrests according to the
Miami Police Department.

Receiving stolen property, narcotics.

Two convictions, misdemeanors. How many
years ago? Six?

You copped how many, please?

I paid my debt, Lieutenant.

Tell me something.

Tell me about the 100 grand in the front
seat of your car.

It's a land of miracles.

Were you making a buy, Nehemiah?

Of what?

Ice, baby.

Hot rocks.

Lieutenant, read your Miranda. Let me
use the phone. What we need here is some

legal advice.

Nehemiah.

Saperstein just called in.

Richie Linden was knifed in a theater
arcade on 42nd Street.

Detective Weaver just went up to the
hospital.

Not me.

You put yourself here.

A sandlot buddy for a finger job.

You used me, Gilbert.

You stink.

You ain't nothing but a white man in
black.

Who knifed you, Richie?

What?

Make you a big man?

Put you in the paper again?

Get another boost off me?

You ain't real.

Foster say anything about the $100 ,000?
No, not a peep. It's upstairs in

property and Foster will be out of here
in 24 hours. What do you got?

A list of nine people who asked for
sizable amounts of $100 bills from banks

yesterday. Foster's not on the list. I
don't think it's his money, Crocker. I

don't think he'd walk away from it that
quick if it were.

Maybe he's afraid it's marked.

Maybe he doesn't really know that much
about where it came from.

I'll make copies of this, okay?

You and me, stop us.

We'll split the names and check them
out, like that.

See if we can tie any of these big
withdrawals to Ritchie, Diamonds Force,

Miami. Anything like that, huh?

Come, let's stop a hop.

Here you go, now. Nice piece. Sign up
for your free sign, baby.

There you go. Come on.

That's a deal right now.

All right.

That's nice. Mr. Lampert?

Yeah.

You're George Lampert, right? Yeah,
yeah.

Your wife said I'd find you here.

What's your line of work, Mr. Lampert?

Well, I'll tell you what I got. I got a
couple of pizzerias uptown and a coffee

shop, and that's it. Why?

Oh, yes, I... Oh, I thought you said
police.

Well, uh, what can I do for you,
Lieutenant? Well, yesterday you took a

10s and 20s and 50s to the National
Security Trust on 2nd Avenue. Yeah.

Changed them into $100 bills.

$23 ,000 worth, to be exact.

23 big ones. That's a lot of pizza.

Well, why would you do that? I also
collect coins.

Mostly European.

How does that work?

Well, you see, I go in and I take the
money out like I did yesterday.

I give it to my runner. He goes over and
gives it to my representative.

He does the deal for me. I mean,
everybody does it, Lieutenant. It's

legal. I assure you of that.

I'm sure you can prove everything you've
told me, Mr. Lampert.

Well, if you need any more information,
just call my accountants and they'll

give you all the information you want.

You might even win a trip to
Switzerland.

Sure could use it. Yeah, in this kind of
weather, we're most good.

This guy Paul Stern has a car agency.

He left for Detroit last night, so
that's a blank too.

What about your three?

One was out of town in Baltimore in
business. Then I spoke to this 90 -year

lady. She withdrew $12 ,000 in hundreds.
She was getting ready for her annual

trip to Vegas.

You saw Richie?

Dead.

I'm sorry.

Sure.

About what? The case?

Hey, a man is dead and that's always
painful.

What more do you want me to say?

What more do you want me to do?

Go home.

No. I want to finish, Lieutenant.

I didn't go through this for nothing.

Okay.

So what about the next name?

John Ennis. He's a dentist.

He withdrew.

$17 ,000 from a checking account.

That's a pretty good checking account.

Obviously, you haven't gotten a bill
from a dentist lately.

Anyhow, he doesn't see why he should
explain anything.

Check out his neighbors?

Yeah, not an unkind word. He's happily
married, nice wife, eight -year -old

perennial member of the local civic
club.

Club?

Richie mentioned a club, remember, when
he was on the phone? This one's called

the Acacia Club.

Sure.

I found Lampert in the park playing ball
with some kids. They were wearing

Acacia Club t -shirts.

Funny how it keeps popping up, huh? Fill
me in, Crocker. It's a family thing.

That's all I know. Solid citizens. They
co -sponsored the church bazaar where we

tried to grab Teddy.

You gotta be kidding.

Lieutenant, a couple of years ago,
Richie comes to me one day, shows me

card, real proud.

First black man in the Acacia Club.

Frank, I checked the rest of those
names.

See who else belongs to this club.

Yes, sir.

Frank, help me get a cord order for a
wiretap on the Acacia Club, huh?

And some of its members.

I think the kids would like it a lot.

I think you're right, Dolly. I guess
I'll be seeing you at the club tonight,

won't I?

Sure, I wouldn't miss it.

Well, I've got a million things to do,
so I'll talk to you later.

at the club the other day.

Doreen. She just wouldn't shut up about
her vacation.

Well, one thing I'm glad about is that
she doesn't go to my husband for her

dental work.

If the Acacia Club was gonna start a
talking league, she'd be our champion

player.

Well, anyhow, the kids will be getting
home soon. I better get going. Yeah,

got a lot of things to do. I'll see you
later. Bye. Bye.

There she goes again.

Foster, they are connected.

7535598, that's the Acacia Club.

Yeah. Okay, here.

Yeah? Lieutenant, did you hear?

That call is a killer crocker for the
dentist, the pizza parlor mogul. Who

who else in that club?

Oh, yeah, their families.

They didn't kill Richie, their pulse.
It's above their head. Hey, Gil, when we

sweat them, you're going to be right at
my side.

If they know who killed them, we'll get
the names, won't we?

Yes.

We will.

Drannis? Yes?

I'm Lieutenant Kojak, Manhattan South.

Listen, if this is about that money I
withdrew... I'd like to use your phone.

Who is it, dear?

It's for me, dear.

You want to use my phone? To call
George, Doctor. That okay?

George? George Lampert at the Acacia
Club.

I want to discuss some stolen diamonds
that just got Richard Lyndon murdered.

They killed him? Oh, my God.

May I?

Please, Lieutenant, don't do this to me.
Not in front of my wife.

Let me just get my jacket.

Ah.

It's right here.

I'll just take it out of the closet.

I won't try to run away.

I'm going for a walk, dear.

Take your coat.

We're late on the line, Doctor.

Please, wait till we get to the
sidewalk.

I don't know how it all got started,
Lieutenant.

Money, taxes, boredom.

We're just amateurs.

Yeah, well, Doc, you know...

Most professionals started as amateurs
in the beginning.

Now, tell me about Mr.

Nehemiah Forster.

Well, he came up from Miami when things
began to come apart.

Then there was this other one from
Chicago.

Forster called him Muttal.

Keep talking, Doc.

Well...

Sorry, sir. This is a private club.

Is there something I can do for you?
Yes, I want to see that gentleman over

there, the coach.

Oh, George.

Yes. A gentleman to see you.

And it's the dentist, you know?

He does gums and talks and talks and
talks and talks and talks.

He repeats himself a lot, but the DA
loves it. Must have 20 pages of

of his life in crime with you and those
other pillars of society.

Your riser.

Lampert from Hotfuck Coast to Wiseguys,
from Miami to Chicago and back.

Well, you made it, coach.

To the top of the heap.

New York Police Department's most wanted
of the day. You're all going to be

invited. You, Lampert and Forster and
Muddle. What a way to go.

Detective Weaver, would you kindly take
the prisoner outside and read him his

rights?

An hour of much -loved comedy is just
around the corner here on ITV3. Next,

on the buses, with Stan looking a little
the worse for wear after an

enthusiastic night trying out some home
brew. That's followed by rising damp at

5 to 12.