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When are you gonna learn
how to swim?
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Swimming's for losers
who can't afford boats.
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[blabbering]
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Go away.
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[muffled blabbering]
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No, I don't want to play.
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[blabbering]
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I said I don't
want to play.
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[panting]
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There's leash laws,
you know.
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[theme music playing]
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[birds chirping]
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What the?
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[panting]
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Hey! No!
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Stop it!
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Bugs, control
your Tasmanian Devil.
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He's digging up
the yard again.
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I'm warning you,
you get anymore dirt on me,
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and there will be
consequences.
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Well, next time there
will be consequences.
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Maybe.
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Probably not.
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Hmm.
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What's this line for?
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A movie.
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Movie, huh?
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Must be good. Long line.
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Next.
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One ticket
and a large popcorn.
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Oh, and I'm a senior citizen.
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And a student.
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And active military.
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So just go ahead
and give me those discounts.
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Excuse me?
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What's this movie about
anyway?
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It's the
Foghorn Leghorn story.
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A rags to riches tale
of a poor rooster
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who grows up to become
one of the world's
greatest entrepreneurs.
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Snooze fest.
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What else is playing?
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This isn't
a movie theater.
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We're making a movie.
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This line is to audition
for the role of
Mr. Foghorn Leghorn.
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This guy?
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You're making a movie
about this guy?
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Pbblt! Ha!
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Let me give you
some advice, sister.
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No one's gonna want
to spend 2 hours looking
at some ugly bird
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with a red pompadour,
2 weird balls hanging
from his chin,
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and a big, fat gut.
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Ugh!
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Son, you better watch
what you say.
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Or you might just find yourself
with the lead role.
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Heh heh heh.
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Mr. Leghorn, I think
that would be a huge mistake.
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A huge mistake
is wearing that blouse
with those shoes, Carol.
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Son, I say, son,
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Has anybody ever told you
you've got chutzpah?
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Sounds vaguely familiar,
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But I don't speak Spanish.
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Sir, don't you remember?
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He's the idiot
who destroyed your company.
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I only remember
the positive, Carol.
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That's why I'm a success.
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I like you, son.
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You speak your mind.
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That's just what
this movie needs.
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Pbblt. I have
a lot better things
to do with my time
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than to star
in your stupid movie.
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Like what?
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Touche.
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Ha ha ha!
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You can all go home.
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The role, I say the role,
has been cast.
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[roosters grumbling]
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But he's not even
a rooster.
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He's more of a rooster,
I say he's more of a rooster
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Than you'll ever be.
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[door closes]
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Don't you think
it's a little weird
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having a duck
play a rooster?
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It's called acting, son.
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Don't you think
it's a little weird
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that I'm not an actor?
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Ha ha ha!
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That's a knee-slapper.
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You're killing me.
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[snoring]
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Good boy.
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I don't know why Daffy's
always complaining.
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You don't dig up the yard.
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Aah!
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[thud]
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[sighs]
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I gotta gets me
an electric clothes dryer.
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Aah!
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Uhh.
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[groaning]
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Eh, what's up,
neighbor?
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I'll tell you what's up.
Your dumb dog.
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He's not a dog,
he's a Tasmanian Devil.
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I don't care
what breed he is.
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When it digs up my yard,
we got a problem.
105
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Well, we've got
another problem.
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How will we get out
of this hole?
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Come here, boy!
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[blabbering]
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Go get help.
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[blabbering]
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[snoring]
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Like I said, dumb dog.
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Oh, here we go.
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What's this?
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This is interesting.
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It's mine!
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[grunting]
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Uhh!
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You don't even know
what it is.
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No.
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[horn blows]
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No.
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[inhales]
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No.
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No.
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Nope.
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[panting]
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It's a vase.
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You mean my vase.
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Why do you want it
so badly?
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You said it was interesting.
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That's all I needed to hear.
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Now, good day, sir.
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Uh, little help?
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[grunts]
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If I'm going to play
Foghorn Leghorn
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in "The Foghorn Leghorn story,"
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then I need to know
all about Foghorn Leghorn.
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Let's start with your name.
What is it?
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Foghorn Leghorn.
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Fog...Horn Leg...Horn.
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Ok, Foghorn,
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tell me about yourself.
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Well, I was born,
I say I was born, in 19--
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Hey, this isn't the DMV.
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I don't care when and where
you were born
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or what your childhood
was like
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or where you went to school
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or what experiences shaped
your outlook on life.
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If I'm gonna play you,
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then I'm going to need more
than just some dumb facts.
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I need to know
what's in here.
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Hmm. My passion.
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Ok, son.
From my earliest days,
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I remember being fascinated
by a tale,
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a tale of a King Baku
and his beautiful Queen Yimyong.
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Now, the queen had
a pet turtle that she
loved more than anything.
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But one day, I say one day,
the king found the queen
in tears.
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The turtle had died.
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Well, King Baku couldn't bear
to see Queen Yimyong cry,
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So he sent 8 ships,
I say 8 ships,
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in 8 directions
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with orders to find
the most exquisite turtle
in the world.
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One that would never die.
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Only one ship,
I say one ship, returned.
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And the captain gave the king
a Burmese turtle
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made of pure gold.
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And when the king gave
the Burmese Turtle
to his queen,
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she burst, I say she burst,
with joy.
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Literally.
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The king took
the Burmese Turtle and hid it
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So that no one,
I say no one,
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would ever burst
with joy again.
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Well, I'm gonna tell you
something, son.
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When I heard that story,
I vowed, I say I vowed,
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to find that turtle.
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And you know what?
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I never did.
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But I learned something
worth more than
the Burmese Turtle.
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It ain't the treasure, son,
it's the quest.
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And that's, I say that's,
what's in here.
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So basically, you say
"I say, I say" a lot?
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Got it.
See you on the set.
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I say, I say my name
is Foghorn Leghorn
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And I tell boring stories.
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Hmm. That boy,
I say that boy, gets me.
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[whistle blows on TV,
door opens and closes]
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You lied.
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Excuse me?
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You said this vase
was interesting.
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Well, I've been watching it
for 2 hours
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and it ain't done a thing.
193
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It's not supposed to
do anything.
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Then what's interesting
about it?
195
00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,505
Well, it looks pretty old.
196
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It could be valuable.
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Valuable?
That's all I needed to hear.
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So long, sucker.
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Ha ha!
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[door closes]
201
00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,517
[door opens]
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Thanks.
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[door closes]
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This, I say this, is
the opening scene of the movie,
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where I say good-bye
to my wonderful mama forever.
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She's gonna say her line,
207
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and then you break down
and cry like a baby.
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Just like I did.
209
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I say, I say action.
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Son, I say, son,
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remember what
I always told you.
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It's not the treasure,
it's the quest.
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[wheezes]
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Cry.
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00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,278
Your mama's gone.
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00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:14,948
Boo-hoo-hoo, man.
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00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:17,325
I'm crying so hard.
218
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:22,456
I say, I say,
look at how hard I cry.
219
00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:24,332
Don't say it, son, do it.
220
00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:27,794
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
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00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:29,963
[laughing]
222
00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,468
You're laughing?
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00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:36,303
I don't know,
I'm grasping at straws here.
224
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I mean, she's not
giving me anything.
225
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,681
Can't somebody get me
a real actress to work with?
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00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:43,435
You heard him.
Somebody help that women
out of that bed
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so we can put
a real actress in it.
228
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:48,315
"Somebody" means you, Carol.
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One electric clothes dryer.
230
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Will you be paying
with cash or credit?
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Vase.
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[door opens and closes]
233
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,666
Are you trying to make me
look like a fool?
234
00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:09,210
You don't need me
to make you look like a fool.
235
00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:10,837
You're dern right I don't.
236
00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:12,671
This thing ain't a-valuable.
237
00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:14,633
I said it
could be valuable.
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00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:16,843
You'd need an expert
to know for sure.
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00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:19,429
That's all
I needed to hear.
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00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,806
Now who's the fool, idiot?
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Heh heh heh.
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00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:26,102
[door opens and closes]
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00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:29,606
[door opens]
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00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:31,232
You know any experts?
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00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:34,235
Now, son, in that box,
I say in that box,
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You believe is
the Burmese Turtle.
247
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It's what you've wanted
your whole life.
248
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,866
Now, after you say
your line,
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You will start running,
250
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,370
which will be my cue
to press this button
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causing an elaborate
chain reaction
252
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which will destroy
the entire set.
253
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,125
So we only have
one shot at this.
254
00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,251
Are you ready?
255
00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:51,503
I was born ready.
256
00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:54,047
Let's shoot this,
you turkeys.
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Action.
258
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:05,183
I say, I say,
the Burmese Turtle is mine.
259
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,898
Quick question.
When's lunch?
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Uhh.
261
00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,280
[lions roaring]
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00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:20,615
[gasps]
263
00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:35,088
Unbelievable.
264
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,631
-It's ridiculous.
-I'm out of here.
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00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:37,840
I'm done.
266
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,634
You blew the entire stunt.
267
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,052
Way to go, turkey.
268
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,096
I'm a rooster!
269
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:45,473
Union guys.
270
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,183
Welp, you win some,
you lose some.
271
00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:48,851
Gotta know when to hold 'em,
when to fold 'em.
272
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:50,645
Four score and seven years.
You know what I mean?
273
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,439
Are you quitting
on me, son?
274
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,190
Everybody else quit,
so I quit.
275
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,567
Mob mentality.
276
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,944
I guess I was wrong
about you, son.
277
00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,571
What's that
supposed to mean?
278
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:03,116
Roosters are loyal.
Roosters never quit.
279
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:06,827
Roosters, I say roosters,
fight to the end.
280
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:10,665
And, son, you are no rooster.
281
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:13,752
Did you just call me
a no rooster?
282
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:16,755
What are you gonna
do about it, huh, son?
283
00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:19,633
I say, what are you
gonna do about it?
284
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,343
Wah!
285
00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:25,138
[knuckles crunch]
286
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,061
Huh!
287
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:33,438
Huh! Uhh!
288
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,444
Aah!
289
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:44,783
Well, what's
your expert opinion?
290
00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:48,161
Ooh, unless my eyes
deceive me,
291
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,747
it appears to be
an authentic Satsuma vase.
292
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,666
Ooh!
293
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:54,501
What's a Satsuma vase?
294
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,377
It's an ornate
ceramic vessel
295
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,171
from 14th century japan.
296
00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,631
Is it valuable?
297
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,299
Oh, I dare say.
298
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,802
Look at this finish,
how expertly executed it is.
299
00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:06,513
And the color.
It's remarkably even.
300
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,515
Oh, and we mustn't
forget the glaze.
301
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,558
Ooh, don't get me started
on the glaze.
302
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,726
And scalloped rim.
303
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:12,893
Lustrous texture.
304
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,354
The buff-tinged enamel.
305
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,397
Get to the point,
you stupid squirrels.
306
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,065
-We're gophers.
-Indeed.
307
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,859
What's the dern thing worth?
308
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:23,029
Well, given the variables
of today's marketplace.
309
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:25,365
The scarcity
of Satsuma ceramics.
310
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:27,534
And factoring in
the current value of the Yen.
311
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:31,663
I'd say your vase
is worth approximately--
312
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,040
-a million dollars.
-Oh!
313
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,376
Now, which one of you
lucky two found it?
314
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,752
-I--
-I did!
315
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,379
I was swimming laps
in my pool
316
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,006
when my dumb dog dug
a hole in my yard.
317
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,008
I saw the vase,
picked it up,
318
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:48,555
and I very clearly stated,
"this is interesting."
319
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,724
That's all I needed to hear.
320
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,976
[groaning]
321
00:14:56,813 --> 00:15:00,274
No, it's quite all right.
It's just a Tiffany lamp.
322
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,443
After all,
things are replaceable.
323
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,571
[crash]
324
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:05,864
Well, not that.
325
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,240
That was one of a kind.
326
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,245
[both gasp]
327
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:15,289
Aah!
[grunting]
328
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,875
Take that! Ow!
329
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,419
And that!
And that!
330
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,882
[both grunting]
331
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:42,191
Is that all you've got?
332
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:48,907
I'm still standing here.
333
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,576
They've broken nearly
everything in the store.
334
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,160
Well, look on
the bright side,
335
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,288
soon they'll be nothing left
to break.
336
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,664
[both laugh]
337
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,334
-Daffy?
-Bugs?
338
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,462
-Uhh!
-Mother.
339
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:05,882
Well, look who finally
learned to cry.
340
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,302
Boh!
341
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:13,556
Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
Uhh! Uhh! Uhh.
342
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,308
[panting]
343
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:17,351
Heh heh heh.
344
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,686
Ow!
345
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:21,021
I say ow!
346
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:24,317
[chomping]
347
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,403
Ooh!
348
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,656
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
349
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,367
Oh, you were.
350
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,120
[both laugh]
351
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,872
[plates shattering]
352
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,511
This is so much fun,
it's smashing.
353
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:52,762
Oh, I made a joke.
354
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,681
[both laugh]
355
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:58,184
I think you might be
a rooster after all, son.
356
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:01,270
That's all I ever
wanted to be.
357
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:04,106
[grunts]
358
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,359
[panting]
359
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,028
-Oh!
-Ahh.
360
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:12,156
[slow motion] No!
361
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:17,077
[gasps]
The Burmese Turtle!
362
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,079
We found it.
363
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,665
It's beautiful.
364
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,501
I say, it's beautiful.
365
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,545
It's mine!
366
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,005
Oh, I'm so happy.
367
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,590
I've never been filled
with so much joy.
368
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:32,969
I feel like I'm about to--
369
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:36,389
That was interesting.
370
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,391
It's beautiful.
371
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:42,562
I say, I say it's beautiful.
372
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,648
It's mine!
373
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:51,988
I gots me so much joy
I'm a-gonna burst with joy.
374
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,197
[horn blows]
375
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,783
Well, it ain't the--
376
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:59,495
Well, it ain't the treasure,
it's the quest.
377
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:02,916
That's the lesson
of this movie.
378
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:08,629
I say, I say!
379
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,925
[applause]
380
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,595
Bravo, bravo!
381
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,972
Oh, I demand a sequel.
382
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,306
I don't get it.
383
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,892
Shut up and clap.
384
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,436
[snoring]
385
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,605
[mumbling]
386
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:28,066
Looks like we only sold
six tickets.
387
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,485
Six tickets we wouldn't
have sold if we hadn't
have made that movie.
388
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,780
I call it
my proudest achievement.
389
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,198
Well, if we're being honest,
I didn't pay for mine.
390
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,743
Heh heh heh.
391
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,870
Heh heh heh.
392
00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:43,497
That, boy,
is one of a kind.
393
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:53,007
[wind howling]
394
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,265
[fly buzzing]
395
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:05,103
[rattling]
396
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,318
Gah.
397
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:13,527
Ahh!
398
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,488
[coughs]
399
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,825
[fly buzzing]
400
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,378
Beep beep.
401
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:46,996
Beep beep.
402
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,362
It's just about
appreciating the journey.
403
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:23,908
It's about valuing
experiences over things.
404
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,367
What don't you get?
405
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,660
Well, for starters,
406
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:28,370
why is a duck
playing a rooster?
407
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,289
And then the same duck
plays me?
408
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,332
That don't make no sense.
409
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:36,295
And am I the only one
who found all that
fighting gratuitous?
410
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:45,138
[theme music playing]
411
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:09,495
That's, I say that's,
I say, uh--
412
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:10,788
What do I say, Carol?
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