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[female voice] Darling,I probably shouldn't
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be writing to you,
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but I can't get youout of my mind.
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That weekend we spent in Vermontwas the most powerful
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experience of my life.
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You are the most perfect manthat was ever created,
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and I must have you.
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[mailman ]
Uh, what are you doing?
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Reading a letter.
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That's not addressed to you.
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Oh, is that a crime?
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Yes. This is your mail.
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Look, here's a 20 spot if you
give me back the letter.
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Bribing a government official
is also a crime.
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And is this counterfeit money?
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What? You're gonna tell me
that's a crime, too?
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Last time I checked,
I was living in America.
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Ooh! Look over there!
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[screaming]
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See what happens when you people
don't let me read your mail?!
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Soon as I can make
a counterfeit passport,
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I'm moving to Mexico.
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[theme music playing]
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Restraining order.
Medical bill.
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Invitation to my
high school reunion.
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Another restraining order.
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What are you throwing
that out for?
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You can't restrain me.
I'm a free spirit.
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Not that, the invitation to
your high school reunion.
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A bunch of people
standing around
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Talking about their babies
and their minivans?
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Huh. Sounds thrilling.
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You should be excited
to go to your reunion.
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You always said high school was
the greatest time of your life.
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Hmm, that's true.
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High school was epic.
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I remember it like it
was yesterday.
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There were three seconds left,
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And everyone knew I
was taking the last shot.
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[stammering]
Hi, I'm P-P-Porky Pig.
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Yeah, that's great.
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I'm Daffy Duck,
the guy who didn't ask.
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Now beat it!
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Now, where was I? Oh, right.
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So I get the ball.
The clock starts ticking.
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Three, two... nothing but net.
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[girls giggling]
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Daffy Duck gets
all the pretty girls.
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Is this seat taken?
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No, it's right there.
You're looking right at it.
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Greetings.
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I'm Marvin the foreign
exchange student.
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Oh. Where are you from?
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Mars.
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Well, ladies, I'd better
get to class.
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Those straight "A"s aren't
going to make themselves.
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[girls giggling]
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Hi, Daffy.
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Well, aren't you sweet?
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In fact, the only thing
sweeter than you
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is that cake over there.
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Hey, cake for the lady!
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You know what?
Cake for everybody!
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It's on me.
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[cheering]
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Are you nerds
enjoying the cake?
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It's stupendous.
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Yum!
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Is that really on you?
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No, it's on you!
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[laughing]
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Daffy Duck! Daffy Duck!
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Daffy Duck! Daffy Duck!
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Yech, I bet Porky's
not going to the reunion.
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But you were
the big man on campus.
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Why wouldn't you want to go?
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Look at my life now.
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I live in a dump. No offense.
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I have a stupid roommate.
No offense.
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And I've piled up tons of
credit card debt. No offense.
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Why would I take offense
to that?
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Because I
used your credit car.
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The point is I
peaked in high school!
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At least you got to go
to high school.
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You didn't go to high school?
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Let's just say my youth
was unconventional.
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What was so unconventional
about your youth?
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It's not important.
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My unconventional, incomparable,
inimitable youth
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is not important.
What is important
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is that you attend
this reunion.
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Why do you want me to go
to my reunion so bad?
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Because you can.
Don't you see?
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You have the opportunity to do
something I can only dream of:
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stand around with people
you barely remember,
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reminiscing about the big game,
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-senior prom, homework!
-You're weird.
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All right, the reunion's
on Saturday,
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Which means you have
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a whole week to make
something out of your life.
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I can't make something
of my life in five days.
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You can with my help,
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and a week is seven days.
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Five. I'm not letting this
cut into my weekend.
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That's my "me time."
I'll see you on Monday morning.
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Eh, that's a little ambitious.
Monday afternoon.
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You know what? Nothing ever
gets done on a Monday.
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Let's start Tuesday, noon...
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ish.
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This is you in high school,
which I don't need to remind you
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I never got to go to.
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And this is you now.
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There's only four days
until your reunion.
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A reunion that I would love
to attend, by the way.
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So we don't have much time
to get you from here to here.
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How do we do it?
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Hmm, let me think.
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You've got to do something
special, something admirable,
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something heroic.
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Like destroy the earth!
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More like, I don't know,
climb Mount Everest?
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[gasps] That's it!
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Everyone at the reunion would
hail the conquering hero!
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[screams echoing]
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[hisses]
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You know what? I can't
climb Mount Everest
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because I don't have
a winter jacket.
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-You could buy.
-Nope.
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-You could borrow.
-Nope.
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I can't climb Mount Everest
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because I don't have
a winter jacket.
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Shame. Well, I
think that was a good day one.
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-Same time tomorrow?
-Probably not tomorrow.
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I'm pretty blown out.
Let's shoot for Thursday.
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You know what?
I have a thing on Thursday.
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Friday, I swear.
See you Saturday!
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-So when's this reunion again?
-It's tonight.
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What? What have you been
doing this whole time?
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I guess I'm not going
to my reunion.
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We've got to go!
I mean you've got to go.
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And there's still
something you can do
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to impress everyone
at the reunion.
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And it's not destroy the earth.
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Then what is it?
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I'm ruining my manicure.
Give me your quarter.
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I'm starting to think
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the odds of winning
the lottery are pretty low.
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[gasps] Three sixes?
Three sixes!
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I won!
I won the lottery! I'm rich!
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We can go to your reunion!
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I mean you can go
to your reunion.
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I'm so happy for you!
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Happy and jealous!
Mostly jealous!
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Ha ha! I'm rich! I'm rich!
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I knew I didn't peak
in high school!
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Daffy, you didn't get
three sixes.
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You were holding it upside-down.
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You got three nines.
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Besides, you were playing
lucky eights.
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This is hopeless.
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Excuse me. Do you have
a quarter for the parking meter?
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No.
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But you're holding a quarter.
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What, this?
This isn't a quarter.
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That's not a quarter?
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No. This is a fake.
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I'm Agent Jimmy Glass,
and this is Agent Ira Buttles,
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and we're with
the Treasury Department.
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We're investigating
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a highly illegal counterfeit
operation in the area.
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I'm gonna need to see
your wallet.
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Oh! Uh, of course.
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Yep, this one looks
a little iffy.
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Gonna have to run some tests.
Now get out of here.
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But keep your eyes
and ears open!
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That's it! I thought
in order to go to the reunion,
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You needed to be someone
you're not... a success.
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But it turns out
you should just go
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as someone you
already are... a liar.
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You want me to go
to the reunion
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and just lie about
how successful I am?
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That's a horrible idea!
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I'm lying. It's a great idea.
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Or was that a lie?
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This lying could get
out of control.
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Or is that a lie?
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The lying is in control!
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Oh, brudder.
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Well, after high school,
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I just had to
get away from it all,
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get back to what's important:
the land.
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[ding]
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I've got about 30,000 acres
in Montana.
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[ding]
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Probably about 50,000
head of cattle.
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[ding]
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That's about two heads
of cattle per acre. Yeah.
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[ding]
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I love a cattle drive.
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[ding]
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Too much spitting.
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I signed up after graduation.
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I heard the call of duty,
and I answered.
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Oh, this?
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What you call heroism,
I call duty.
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Believe me, when you're
doing your duty,
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you don't think about the fact
that you're doing your duty.
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It's your duty. You just do it.
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You do your duty.
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Too much saying
the word "duty."
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[gruff voice] I'm Batman.
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So what lie did you settle on?
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One lie is too limiting.
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It's gonna be a big reunion.
I can tell a lot of lies.
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That couldn't
possibly backfire.
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What are you saying?
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Well, if I were you,
I'd bring someone along
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to help you keep track
of all those lies.
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But who would want to go
to someone else's reunion?
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Me! I want to go
to your reunion!
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You? Then why didn't you
say something earlier?
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[music playing]
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Just stay close.
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The lies are about
to get complicated.
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Name?
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Count Leopold
von Lichtenstein.
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How do you spell that?
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Bob Jones.
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Well, which one is it?
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Uh, both!
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Eh, maybe ease into the lies.
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This is him.
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Whew, that was close.
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Promise me you won't leave
my side the rest of the night.
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I promise.
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[gasps] Are those lockers?
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Bugs! Bugs!
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[music playing]
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♪ Party tonight ♪
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[siren]
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♪ I say, I say,Everyday I go out walkin' ♪
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♪ All them ladiesStart to squawkin' ♪
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♪ 'Cause they know that I'mThe coolest bird around ♪
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[hens sighing]
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♪ Now, son, I've been to ParisOn a boat with 50 sails ♪
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♪ Got thrown into the water,And I wrestled me a whale ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm a bird of action,I don't just talk the talk ♪
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♪ One thing aboutOld foghorn, son ♪
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♪ I'm the cock of the walk ♪
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♪ I redesigned the Taj MahalAnd painted every room ♪
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♪ I drive a big ol'Monster truck ♪
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♪ That runs on cheap perfume ♪
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♪ I've won Olympic goldFor every race I've ever run ♪
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♪ And I got a Nobel prize
Just for havin' too much fun ♪
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♪ A tiger tried to eat me,But I punched him in the nose ♪
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♪ I caught the loch-ness monsterAnd a flock of UFOs ♪
257
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♪ Harvard hired me to be theirNumber one head teacher ♪
258
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,819
♪ I won an Oscar ♪
259
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,071
♪ For Best RoosterIn an animated feature ♪
260
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,739
♪ I walk into the hen house ♪
261
00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,867
♪ All the chickensStart to squawk ♪
262
00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:45,246
♪ You look at me, you're lookin'At the cock of the walk ♪
263
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:46,831
[squawking]
264
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:49,959
♪ You look at me,You really see the ♪
265
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:52,379
♪ Cock of the walk ♪
266
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,222
Bugs! Bugs!
267
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:05,183
Remember me? We were
in homeroom together.
268
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:08,102
Oh, hey, Tanya.
Long time no see.
269
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,396
Whatcha been up to?
270
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:12,607
Me? Oh, I, uh--uh--
271
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,150
Are you married?
272
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,819
Married? Uh, yes,
happily married.
273
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:19,447
Very happily married,
to a model.
274
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,616
Wow. Any kids?
275
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:24,743
Two kids. Boy and a girl.
Tegan and Cassidy.
276
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Also models.
277
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,873
Gee. Well, it's great
to see you.
278
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,334
It's great to see you, Tanya!
279
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:34,504
What was I so worried about?
I don't need Bugs.
280
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,797
Heh, heh! Elliot Howser.
281
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:39,300
Oh, Heidi Gardner.
282
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:43,012
-Heh heh! Jimmy Banket.
-Friends of yours?
283
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,972
Oh, I don't know
any of these people.
284
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,766
[gasps] Andy Friedman.
285
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,977
Did you hear that Daffy Duck
286
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:52,105
won a bronze medal
at the Olympics?
287
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:55,650
[gasps] I'm supposed to be
keeping track of Daffy's lies!
288
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:59,320
And instead, I've been standing
around drinking punch.
289
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:05,076
Well, I'm now the head
290
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,203
of a very profitable
non-profit organization.
291
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:08,913
I used to be a pro surfer,
292
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,583
but after the shark attack,
I had an epiphany
293
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:15,128
and decided to dedicate my life
to the betterment of society.
294
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,171
And I'm also a model.
295
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,383
Sorry, Daff. OK, what lies
have you told so far?
296
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:23,802
Bugs, relax.
I've got this under control.
297
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:26,514
-Really?
-Easy breezy.
298
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,975
It's like stealing babies
from a candy store.
299
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,727
Go enjoy the reunion.
300
00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:33,354
I don't know. I think you
might need my--
301
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:37,191
[gasps] Is that somebody else's
old algebra teacher?
302
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,987
Pete! Marvin!
303
00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:42,989
What have you guys
been up to?
304
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:46,785
Oh. High school was
a horrible time for me.
305
00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:51,038
Therefore, I have spent every
moment since graduation
306
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,416
plotting to destroy the earth.
307
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,876
Heh. I hope you have better
luck with that than I did.
308
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,253
What about you, Pete?
309
00:13:57,295 --> 00:14:00,757
Oh, I'm still waiting
to graduate.
310
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,425
What about you?
311
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:05,178
I'm the starting quarterback
for the Dallas Cowboys.
312
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,930
I thought you said you owned
the Dallas Cowboys.
313
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,766
Oh, uh, yeah.
314
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,643
That's--uh, I--
315
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,269
Well, which is it?
316
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:16,731
Uh... uh...
Ooh, look over there!
317
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:20,026
[dance music playing]
318
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,832
Bugs!
319
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,417
Hi. I've heard you've become
a famous movie star.
320
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,002
Can I have your autograph?
321
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,920
Oh, uh, sure.
322
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,382
I've never had my picture
taken with an astronaut before.
323
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:43,675
Do you mind?
324
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,926
You're an astronaut, too?
325
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,929
Well, uh, before I
was a movie star, I was--
326
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,306
Batman, come quick!
327
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,891
There's a break-in
at the museum!
328
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,518
-Batman?
-Batman?
329
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:58,064
Wait, are you saying this man,
the president of Mexico,
330
00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:59,691
is Batman?
331
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:03,695
[all talking at once]
332
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:06,989
[music playing]
333
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,949
He's so cute.
334
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:11,494
I don't remember him
from high school.
335
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:14,706
[stammering] Bugs,
wh-what are you doing here?
336
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:17,958
I'm here with Daffy.
What are you doing here?
337
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,460
From the story I heard,
338
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,546
high school was pretty
rough for you.
339
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,382
Rough? Ha ha ha ha!
340
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,176
High school was the greatest
time in my life.
341
00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:29,721
I'm surprised Daffy came.
342
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:30,889
Huh?
343
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,891
Porky!
344
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,684
Hey!
345
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:39,898
Excuse me, but do you
remember Daffy Duck?
346
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,357
Who?
347
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,984
Daffy Duck. Come on,
you gotta remember him.
348
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:47,154
He was the coolest guy
at your high school.
349
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:50,450
Daffy Duck. You know,
black feathers, big beak,
350
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:51,951
about this tall.
351
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:54,579
Oh! You mean Daffy Dork.
352
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,582
Ew, that guy was such a nerd!
353
00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,126
[both giggling]
354
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:01,961
I've been looking
all over for you!
355
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:05,131
My web of lies has entangled
me in a web of lies.
356
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:08,092
In high school, were you
ever called Daffy Dork?
357
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,678
Daffy Dork?
Why would anyone call
358
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,097
the coolest guy in high school
Daffy D--[gasps]
359
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,562
[stammering]
There were three seconds left,
360
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:22,523
and everyone knew I
was taking the last shot.
361
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,484
Hi, I'm Daffy Duck.
362
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:28,028
Yeah, that's great.
I'm the guy who didn't ask.
363
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,156
Now beat it.
364
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,494
Is this seat taken?
365
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:38,873
Cake for everybody!
It's on me!
366
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,167
[cheering]
367
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,506
Hey, nerd, are you
enjoying the cake?
368
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:49,717
It's delicious.
Is it really on you?
369
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,178
No, it's on you.
370
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:57,725
Daffy Dork! Daffy Dork!
Daffy Dork!
371
00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,478
[laughing]
372
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:07,527
So this means I
wasn't the big man on campus.
373
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,279
I was the big dork on campus!
374
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:13,032
Wow, I really am a liar.
375
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:16,786
And the greatest lie I
ever told was to myself.
376
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:19,998
Wait! Don't you see?
This is good news.
377
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,334
You'd thought you'd gone
from here to here,
378
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,212
but it turns out
you never went anywhere.
379
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:27,922
What's good about that?
380
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,508
It means you
haven't peaked yet.
381
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,260
[gasps] You're right.
382
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,221
You hear that, you losers?
383
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,765
I didn't peak in high school!
384
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,768
But you did! And you did!
385
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,855
And you certainly did!
386
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:47,817
Daffy, I've apologized
a thousand times.
387
00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:51,696
And you! You used to be
the prettiest girl in school,
388
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,406
and now you're--
389
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,658
Well, you're still
very beautiful.
390
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,118
The point is you all
peaked too soon.
391
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,955
Except for you. So long, jerks!
392
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,499
I'm off, and unlike you,
393
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:06,836
I have nowhere to go but up.
394
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:08,922
Aah!
395
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:13,051
Daffy Dork! Daffy Dork!
Daffy Dork!
396
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:17,638
Daffy Dork! Daffy Dork!
It's got a ring to it.
397
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,641
Daffy Dork! Daffy Dork!
398
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,520
[music playing]
399
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,817
[bird cawing]
400
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,453
[swooshing]
401
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:59,305
[thumping]
402
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,184
[whoosh]
403
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:05,812
Beep! Beep!
404
00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:27,708
[roaring]
405
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,503
[whooshing]
406
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,020
Beep! Beep!
407
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,614
[thud]
408
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:06,205
[rumbling]
409
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,548
[whistle, thud]
410
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,968
[squeak]
411
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:29,395
[rumbling]
412
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,571
[beeping]
413
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,921
I may have missed out
on high school,
414
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:59,592
but I got to go to one heck
of a high school reunion.
415
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,595
Oh! Home movies from
my unconventional youth.
416
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:05,264
I haven't seen these
in a while.
417
00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:12,438
[poignant music playing]
418
00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:32,625
You were
the president of Mexico?
419
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:34,418
Eh, interim.
420
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:37,421
You did all that instead
of going to high school?
421
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,924
Do you know what this means?
422
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:43,010
[laughing]
423
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,846
You peaked too soon!
424
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:48,641
[laughing]
425
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:58,358
Meh, I don't think I
peaked quite yet.
426
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,074
[tires squeal]
427
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,788
[theme music playing]
428
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:35,896
[stammering]
Th-th-that's all, folks!
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