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HUT ONE, HUT TWO, HIKE!
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GO LONG!
COME ON! GET OPEN!
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INTERCEPTION!
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TOUCHDOWN!
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WE DID IT! YEAH!
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PATHETIC.
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PLAYING ALL BY YOURSELF.
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GET SOME FRIENDS, KID.
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I'M ALL IN.
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FOLD.
[GRUNTS]
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I'M NEVER PLAYING
WITH YOU AGAIN.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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CHECK IT OUT.
I STOLE THEM FROM
THE MOVIE THEATER.
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3-D GLASSES. OOH.
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FROM NOW ON,
I'LL TAKE MY ENTERTAINMENT
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EXCLUSIVELY
IN 3 DIMENSIONS.
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DAFFY, THOSE ONLY WORK
AT THE MOVIE THEATER.
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[INDISTINCT TALKING]
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WHOA. HE'S SO CLOSE.
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BACK OFF, NEWSMAN.
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IT'S NOT IN 3-D.
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WHOA! IT'S LIKE
I CAN TOUCH YOU.
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PLEASE, DON'T.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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EHH, WHAT'S UP, NEIGHBOR?
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WHOA!
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UGH. BACK TO 2-D.
WHAT A BUMMER.
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CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND?
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IT'S MY SON GOSSAMER.
HE'S HAVING SOME TROUBLE
FITTING IN AT SCHOOL.
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ALL THE KIDS PICK ON HIM
AND CALL HIM A MONSTER.
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- DUH. HE IS A MONSTER.
- [WHIRRING]
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I TRY TO HELP HIM,
BUT HE'S AT THAT AGE
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WHERE HE DOESN'T WANT
TO LISTEN TO HIS MAMA.
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THE OTHER DAY,
HE CALLED ME A WITCH.
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[WHIRRING STOPS]
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YOU ARE A WITCH.
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[WHIRRING]
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DO YOU NEED TO BE
DOING THAT RIGHT NOW?
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[WHIRRING STOPS]
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PROTEIN SHAKE.
IT'S HOW I MAINTAIN THIS BODY.
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[WHIRRING]
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ANYWAY, GOSSAMER NEEDS HELP
MAKING FRIENDS.
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NOW, I THINK HE COULD BENEFIT
FROM A POSITIVE MALE ROLE MODEL.
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COULD YOU TAKE HIM
TO SCHOOL TOMORROW
AND MAYBE TALK TO HIM?
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[WHIRRING STOPS]
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YOU WANT BUGS
TO TALK TO HIM?
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HE DOESN'T KNOW THE FIRST THING
ABOUT MAKING FRIENDS.
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HE WAS BORN WITH FRIENDS.
HE'S GOT TOO MANY FRIENDS.
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THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN HELP
A WEIRDO LIKE GOSSAMER
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IS ANOTHER WEIRDO.
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[CLATTERS]
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THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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YOU CAN TAKE HIM
TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.
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WHAT? NO.
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FIND ANOTHER WEIRDO.
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NO ONE HELPED ME OUT
WHEN I WAS A KID,
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SO I'M NOT HELPING HIM OUT.
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YOU KNOW, I'M NOT
ALWAYS A NICE WITCH.
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I'M ONLY TAKING YOU
TO SCHOOL 'CAUSE I'M
AFRAID OF YOUR MOM.
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DON'T OPEN THAT.
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SORRY.
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YOU'RE A REAL WEIRD DUDE.
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SORRY.
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- WHY ARE YOU
ALWAYS APOLOGIZING?
- SORRY.
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LISTEN, KID.
SCHOOL IS LIKE PRISON.
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AND I SHOULD KNOW.
I'VE BEEN TO BOTH.
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YOU DO YOUR TIME,
THEN YOU GET OUT.
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AND IF YOU'RE LUCKY,
YOU'LL GROW UP TO BE
AS MATURE
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AND WELL-ADJUSTED
AS ME.
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AW, COME ON.
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- MOVE IT, LADY!
- [HONKING HORN]
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JUST GET OUT HERE.
THIS MOM'S
TAKING FOREVER.
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I MEAN, HOW MANY KIDS
DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE
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BEFORE YOU FEEL LIKE
YOU'VE GOT A FAMILY?
IT'S IRRESPONSIBLE!
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WILL YOU PICK ME UP
AFTER SCHOOL?
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PICK YOU UP?
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
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I JUST SIT AROUND
ALL DAY WATCHING TV?
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YOU DON'T THINK
I HAVE A JOB OR OTHER
RESPONSIBILITIES?
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MY MOM SAYS
YOU'RE A BUM
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AND THAT YOU MOOCH OFF
OF MR. BUNNY.
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WELL, YOUR MOM'S STUPID.
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DON'T TELL HER
I SAID THAT.
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[ENGINE STARTS,
GEARS GRIND]
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[HORN HONKS]
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- HEY, GOSSAMER.
- [SLAPS]
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- [GIGGLING]
- SEE YA LATER, PAL.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[BELL RINGS]
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HI, KYLE.
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HI, JASON.
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HI, EMILY.
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WHAT'S UP, TREVOR?
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HI, MAYA.
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HEY, ANDREW.
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[ENGINE IDLING]
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[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
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WHY DIDN'T YOU
DEFEND YOURSELF?
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MY MOM SAYS VIOLENCE
IS NEVER THE ANSWER.
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WELL, YOUR MOM IS WRONG.
IT'S ALMOST ALWAYS
THE ANSWER.
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DON'T TELL HER
I SAID THAT.
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AND ANYWAY,
I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO DEFEND MYSELF.
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THEN IT'S TIME
TO GO TO SCHOOL.
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NOT THAT SCHOOL.
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THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS.
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[STAMMERING]
WHERE'S DAFFY?
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HE'S HELPING
OUR NEIGHBOR'S KID.
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TRY IT.
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WE ALREADY GOT OUR PIZZA.
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NO, TRY THIS ONE.
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WELL?
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I LIKE IT.
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THIS ONE'S FROZEN.
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PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.
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PRETTY IMPRESSIVE?
IT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE.
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- LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, PINKY.
- UH, IT'S PORKY.
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I LIKE TO SEE YOU MAKE
A RESTAURANT-QUALITY
FROZEN PIZZA.
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YOU COULDN'T.
YOU KNOW WHY?
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BECAUSE IT'S NEXT TO
IMPOSSIBLE. BUT I DID IT.
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AND NOW, I'M GOING TO SELL
SPEEDY GONZALES' FROZEN PIZZAS
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IN GROCERY STORES
ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY!
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WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
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I'M FILMING THE COMMERCIAL
LATER TODAY.
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- HEY, YOU SHOULD BE IN IT.
- NAH.
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COME ON.
YOU COULD BE THE CUSTOMER.
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I--I DON'T--
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I COULD PLAY
THE CUSTOMER.
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PINKY, PLEASE.
I'M TALKING TO SEÑOR BUGS.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY? WOULD YOU BE
IN MY FROZEN PIZZA COMMERCIAL?
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- EHH...
- I'D LOVE TO DO IT.
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YEAH. JUST LET
PORKY DO IT.
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CAN I AT LEAST USE
YOUR SLOGAN?
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- WHAT SLOGAN?
- I LIKE IT.
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WHEN DID I SAY THAT?
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WHEN YOU TRIED THE PIZZA.
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IT'S THE PERFECT SLOGAN--
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NOT TOO MUCH,
NOT TOO LITTLE.
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I DON'T LOVE IT.
I LIKE IT.
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IT'S PIZZA, MAN.
IT'S NOT A NEW CAR.
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- WHATEVER.
- OH! YIPPEE! [LAUGHS]
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RELAX, PINKY, OK?
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IT'S A COMMERCIAL,
NOT A MOVIE.
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BUT GO SEE THE MAKEUP GIRL
YOU'RE JUST SO PINK.
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I GUESS THAT'S
WHERE HE GETS HIS NAME.
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THIS IS THE SCHOOL
I GRADUATED FROM.
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[GRUNTING]
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I'M KIND OF
A LEGEND AROUND HERE.
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WHAT'S UP, MAN?
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I DON'T KNOW YOU.
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SELF-DEFENSE IS ABOUT
KNOWING YOUR STRENGTHS
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AND YOUR OPPONENT'S
WEAKNESSES.
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IT'S ABOUT STAMINA.
DISCIPLINE.
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AND NEVER...
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[GRUNTS]
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LETTING YOUR GUARD DOWN.
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OOF!
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[GRUNTING]
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SHOULDN'T WE BE WEARING
BOXING GLOVES?
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DOES ANYBODY WEAR
BOXING GLOVES IN
A STREET FIGHT?
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ALSO, THERE'S A $5
GLOVE RENTAL FEE.
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NOW, LET'S GET IT ON.
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[GRUNTING]
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT.
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TOO LATE.
YOU'RE IN A FIGHT.
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AND YOU'RE ALREADY LOSING.
YOU KNOW WHY?
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YOU'RE OFF BALANCE.
AND WHEN YOU'RE OFF BALANCE,
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YOU'RE OPEN
TO ONE OF THESE!
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- HI-YA!
- [GRUNTS]
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LUCKY SHOT.
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I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
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HOW'S THIS GOING TO HELP
ME MAKE FRIENDS?
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I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
MIND GAMES.
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WELL, MIND GAMES
ARE NO MATCH FOR
ONE OF THESE!
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[GRUNTS]
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[PANTING]
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ALL RIGHT.
LET'S TAKE A BREAK.
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I'M SURE THIS IS
A LOT OF INFORMATION
FOR YOU TO ABSORB.
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I'M GOING
TO THE VENDING MACHINE.
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I'LL BRING YOU BACK
ONE OF THESE!
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[GRUNTS]
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WELL, WE'VE LEARNED
TWO THINGS HERE TODAY.
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YOU REFUSE
TO DEFEND YOURSELF,
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AND I NEED TO DOUBLE UP
ON MY PROTEIN SHAKES.
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I'M NEVER GOING
TO GET ANY FRIENDS.
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NOT WITH THAT "KICK ME" SIGN
STILL ON YOUR BACK.
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GIVE ME THAT.
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"SCHOOL TALENT SHOW."
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- HUH.
- WHAT IS IT?
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I THINK I JUST
FIGURED OUT A WAY
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FOR YOU TO MAKE
SOME FRIENDS,
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A WAY FOR YOU
TO IMPRESS EVERYONE
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AND INSTANTLY
BECOME POPULAR
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IN A SINGLE,
DRAMATIC MOMENT.
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YOU MEAN
ENTER THE TALENT SHOW?
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OH, I WAS GOING TO SAY
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WATCH THE TALENT SHOW WEARING
A REALLY COOL JACKET.
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BUT ENTERING
THE TALENT SHOW--
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THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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WOW. YOU'RE LUCKY
I THOUGHT OF IT.
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DO YOU HAVE
ANY TALENTS?
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I COULD SING.
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UGH. NO WAY.
SINGING'S LAME.
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COME ON. WE CAN
COME UP WITH SOMETHING
BETTER THAN THAT.
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OH, WAIT.
I FORGOT SOMETHING.
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TO GIVE YOU
ONE OF THESE!
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[SCREAMS AND GRUNTS]
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DO YOU WANT
RESTAURANT-QUALITY PIZZA IN
THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME?
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HELLO.
I'M SPEEDY GONZALES
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OF SPEEDY GONZALES'S
PIZZARRIBA
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TELLING YOU THAT
YOU CAN NOW ENJOY MY PIZZA
IN A FROZEN VARIETY.
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BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.
HERE'S A REAL-LIFE CUSTOMER.
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AHEM. WHAT DID YOU
THINK, SIR?
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I LIKE IT.
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- CUT.
- [BEEPS]
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PINKY,
YOU'RE OVERSELLING IT.
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I TOLD YOU YOU COULD BE
IN THE COMMERCIAL,
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00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,814
BUT YOU GOT TO PULL BACK.
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YOU GOT TO PLAY REAL.
LET'S TAKE IT AGAIN.
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[BEEPS]
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WHAT DID YOU THINK, SIR?
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I LIKE IT.
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NOPE. IT'S NOT WORKING.
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SEÑOR BUGS, LET ME
HEAR YOU SAY IT AGAIN.
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- I LIKE IT.
- THAT'S IT! PERFECT.
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SORRY, PINKY.
THERE'S JUST SOMETHING
ABOUT HIM,
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A LIKEABILITY FACTOR.
I MEAN,
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THIS GUY'S OK...
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BUT I WANT TO PARTY
WITH THIS GUY.
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LET'S TAKE IT AGAIN.
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HEY, PINKY, I'M SORRY.
SCOOCH TO YOUR LEFT
A LITTLE BIT.
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LITTLE MORE.
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00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,640
LITTLE MORE.
232
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,517
LITTLE MORE.
233
00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:43,935
LITTLE MORE.
234
00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:45,520
LITTLE MORE.
235
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,355
LITTLE MORE.
236
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:48,940
LITTLE MORE.
237
00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,275
HOW'S THIS?
238
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:52,360
PERFECTO.
239
00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:57,198
TALENT. IT CAN'T BE TAUGHT.
240
00:10:57,198 --> 00:11:00,034
IT CAN'T BE BOUGHT.
IT CAN'T BE FAKED.
241
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:03,121
IT JUST IS.
YOU DIG?
242
00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,248
- DO I DIG WHAT?
- 2, 3, 4!
243
00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:06,749
[CLICKS]
244
00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,294
[SALSA MUSIC PLAYING]
245
00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,087
- NO, NO, NO.
- [MUSIC STOPS]
246
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,339
BACK TO ONE.
247
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,673
- WHERE'S ONE?
- 2, 3, 4!
248
00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:18,011
[SALSA MUSIC PLAYING]
249
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:21,097
STOP, STOP, STOP.
250
00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:22,432
[MUSIC STOPS]
251
00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,725
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
252
00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:26,769
IT'S A SIMPLE
KICKBALL CHANGE,
253
00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,647
A SHIMMY TO THE RIGHT,
254
00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:29,939
A SHIMMY TO THE LEFT,
255
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,733
PIVOT, STEP,
AND HEAD ROLL.
256
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,819
WAS THAT SO DIFFICULT?
257
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:38,406
I WAS THINKING
MAYBE I COULD SING
AT THE TALENT SHOW.
258
00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:42,494
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
THAT IS SO LAME!
259
00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:46,039
I MEAN, DO YOU KNOW
HOW GIRLY AND PATHETIC
YOU'D LOOK IF YOU SANG?
260
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,916
NO, NO, NO.
IF YOU WANT FRIENDS,
261
00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:51,085
YOU NEED TO DANCE.
262
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,795
I'M NOT A DANCER.
263
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,714
WELL, YOU JUST KEEP
TELLING YOURSELF THAT.
264
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:58,259
THIS IS JUST
SO FRUSTRATING!
265
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,719
THERE IS A DANCER
INSIDE OF YOU.
266
00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:03,056
SHAME ON YOU
FOR NOT SEEING IT,
267
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:06,767
AND SHAME ON ME FOR BEING
THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES.
268
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:11,272
I NEED TO COOL OFF.
I'M GOING TO TAKE FIVE.
269
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,400
BUT NOT BEFORE
I GIVE YOU ONE OF THESE!
270
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,071
WILL YOU GO MAKE ME
A PROTEIN SHAKE?
271
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:23,368
I'M SPEEDY GONZALESOF SPEEDY GONZALES'SPIZZARRIBA
272
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:28,081
TELLING YOU THAT YOUCAN NOW ENJOY MY PIZZAIN A FROZEN VARIETY.
273
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,790
I LIKE IT.
274
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,710
AND YOU WILL, TOO.
275
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:33,752
SPEEDY GONZALES'SFROZEN PIZZA
276
00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:35,422
IN YOUR GROCER'S FREEZER.
277
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,755
HUH. HOW MUCH?
278
00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:38,757
OH, IT'S ON THE HOUSE.
279
00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:40,677
YOU FAMOUS.
280
00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:46,641
HONEY, LOOK.
IT'S THE "I LIKE IT" GUY.
281
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:54,815
OH!
282
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:57,485
"I LIKE IT" GUY!
SAY IT.
283
00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,279
I LIKE IT.
284
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,530
YEAH!
285
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,533
I LIKE IT!
286
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:08,496
YOU PROBABLY GET THIS
ALL THE TIME,
BUT WILL YOU SAY IT?
287
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:09,914
I'M KIND OF IN A HURRY.
288
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,750
PLEASE?
JUST ONE TIME.
289
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,960
[SIGHS]
I LIKE IT.
290
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,296
DO YOU MIND?
WILL YOU SAY IT FOR
MY OUTGOING MESSAGE?
291
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,965
- I LIKE IT.
- OOH! WASN'T RECORDING.
292
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,301
- ONE MORE TIME?
- I LIKE IT.
293
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,344
WHOO-HOO!
I LIKE IT!
294
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,388
I'M NOT SURE
I LIKE IT.
295
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,974
- [SIREN CHIRPS]
- SAY IT.
296
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:33,313
YEAH. YOU."I LIKE IT" GUY. SAY IT.
297
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,690
- I LIKE IT?
- CLASSIC.
298
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:38,276
[SIREN]
299
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,570
THIS WHOLE TIME,
WE'VE BEEN FOCUSING
300
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:43,156
ON THE TALENT PART
OF THE TALENT SHOW.
301
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,991
BUT WHAT ABOUT
THE SHOW PART?
302
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,034
[ENGINES REV]
303
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:49,621
YOU DON'T WANT ME TO
JUGGLE CHAINSAWS, DO YOU?
304
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:52,081
NO. THAT WOULD BE
LUDICROUS.
305
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:55,001
I WANT YOU
TO JUGGLE CHAINSAWS
306
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,211
THAT HAVE BEEN
LIT ON FIRE.
307
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,591
CAN'T I JUST SING
AT THE TALENT SHOW?
308
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,343
- NO, YOU CAN'T SING.
- [SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]
309
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,386
THAT WOULD BE
A DEATH SENTENCE.
310
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,390
RUN FOR OUR LIVES!
311
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:16,105
- YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
- [SIRENS WAILING]
312
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,774
I'D LIKE TO REPAY YOU
313
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:20,652
BY GIVING YOU
ONE OF THESE!
314
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:24,238
IT'S LIKE THOSE
PROTEIN SHAKES ARE
MAKING ME WEAKER.
315
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,494
MY HOUSE!
316
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,791
HEY! HEY,
IT'S THE "I LIKE IT" GUY!
317
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,584
YOU LIVE HERE?
318
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,044
SAY IT!
319
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,254
MY HOUSE
IS BURNING DOWN!
320
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:41,798
THAT'S NOT THE LINE.
321
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,633
TURN ON THE WATER!
322
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,426
NO. YOU REMEMBER.
323
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:48,471
THE LITTLE MOUSE GOES,
"WHAT DO YOU THINK, SIR?"
324
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,056
AND YOU SAY...
325
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,559
I LIKE IT!
326
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,102
-WHOO-HOO!
- YEAH!
327
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,188
[LAUGHTER]
328
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,273
HEY, WHEN YOU'RE DONE,
CAN WE GET A PICTURE?
329
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,071
- [ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
- WELL, THIS IS IT.
330
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:07,073
GOOD LUCK.
331
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,783
- [INDISTINCT TALKING]
- [BRAKES HISS]
332
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,284
THIS IS THE BUS STATION.
333
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,911
WHAT ABOUT THE TALENT SHOW?
334
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,372
YOU CAN'T GO
TO THE TALENT SHOW!
335
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,957
YOU DON'T HAVE A TALENT.
336
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:18,668
HERE. TAKE THIS.
337
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,211
WHAT'S THIS?
338
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,004
EVERYTHING YOU NEED
TO START A NEW LIFE--
339
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,673
FAKE PASSPORT,
FAKE MONEY,
340
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,925
AND MY FAKE NUMBER
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY.
341
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:30,179
FERNANDO VALENZUELA,
THE BASEBALL PLAYER?
342
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,348
THE BELOVED BASEBALL PLAYER.
343
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,684
GET READY TO HAVE
TONS OF FRIENDS.
344
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:37,019
PLEASE, JUST TAKE ME
TO THE TALENT SHOW.
345
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:39,021
[GROANS]
346
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,940
YOUR FUNERAL, FERNANDO.
347
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,234
[ENGINE STARTS]
348
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,905
[CELLO AND PIANO PLAYING]
349
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:54,036
[PLAYING]
350
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,751
PSST. HEY.
YOU'RE THAT GUY.
351
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,043
SAY IT.
352
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,296
SHH. THERE'S A KID ONSTAGE.
353
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:06,257
I KNOW. IT'S MY KID.
COME ON. SAY IT.
354
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,593
- NO.
-JUST SAY IT.
355
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:11,137
I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT.
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
356
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:14,098
I'M NEVER GOING TO
SAY IT AGAIN. EVER.
357
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:16,976
TYPICAL HOLLYWOOD JERK.
358
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,270
[PLAYING CONTINUES]
359
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,358
OH, GOOD.
YOU HAVEN'T GONE ON.
360
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,026
I TOOK THIS
FROM THE SCIENCE LAB.
361
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,987
I THINK
THEY'RE SCORPIONS.
362
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,948
I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU
SHOULD DO WITH THEM.
MAYBE EAT THEM,
363
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,783
LET THEM RUN AROUND
ON YOUR FACE.
364
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,618
- SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
- [APPLAUSE]
365
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,495
AND NOW,OUR NEXT CONTESTANT.
366
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,788
WISH ME LUCK.
367
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,414
WAIT! YOU FORGOT
THE SCORPIONS!
368
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,583
I DON'T NEED THEM.
369
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,586
[COUGHING]
370
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,880
THAT'S MY BABY!
371
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,799
[WHISTLES]
372
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,677
WHAT IS SHE DOING?
373
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:59,143
MY NAME'S GOSSAMER,
AND I'M GOING TO SING.
374
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:02,772
[PIANO PLAYING]
375
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:06,150
♪ THE LEAVES ARE BROWN,CAME TUMBLING DOWN ♪
376
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,068
♪ REMEMBER? ♪
377
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:11,948
♪ IN SEPTEMBER ♪
378
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:14,033
♪ IN THE RAIN ♪
379
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:21,123
♪ THE SUN WENT OUTJUST LIKE A DYING EMBER ♪
380
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:25,003
♪ THAT SEPTEMBER ♪
381
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:27,380
♪ IN THE RAIN ♪
382
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,467
♪ TO EVERY WORD OF LOVE ♪
383
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:35,054
♪ I'VE HEARD YOU WHISPER ♪
384
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,223
♪ THE RAINDROPS SEEM ♪
385
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:41,477
♪ TO PLAY A SWEET REFRAIN ♪
386
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,479
♪ THOUGH SPRING IS HERE ♪
387
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:47,483
♪ TO ME,IT'S STILL SEPTEMBER ♪
388
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:51,029
♪ THAT SEPTEMBER ♪
389
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:53,239
♪ IN THE RAIN ♪
390
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,365
[MUSIC ENDS]
391
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,242
YEAH!
[GIGGLES]
392
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,084
I LIKE IT.
393
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,259
[CHEERING]
394
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,894
[INDISTINCT TALKING
AND LAUGHTER]
395
00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:25,521
I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH
FOR HELPING MY BOY.
396
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:28,649
YES, YOU CAN.
YOU'RE A WITCH.
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
397
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:31,360
COME ON. WAVE YOUR WAND.
MAKE ME STRONG.
398
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,196
I WANT TO BE STRONG.
SUPER STRONG!
399
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,573
WITH WINGS!
400
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:38,158
AND GIVE ME 3-D VISION!
401
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:40,202
STAY AWAY FROM MY SON.
402
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,329
WHAT'S WITH
THE GLASS BOX
FULL OF SAND?
403
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:45,374
- IT'S A SCORPION TANK.
- WHERE ARE THE SCORPIONS?
404
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:48,878
[SCREAMING]
405
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,713
SOMETHING BIT ME!
406
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,343
- [ENGINE REVS]
- [CAR ALARM BEEPING]
407
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,596
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
408
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,027
[TWANGS]
409
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:18,866
[CLICKS]
410
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:26,082
[ROAD RUNNER APPROACHING]
411
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,842
[RATTLING]
412
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:39,929
BEEP BEEP!
413
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,236
[RATTLES]
414
00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:07,665
[RATTLING]
415
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,210
[POPS]
416
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,718
[STRETCHING]
417
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,599
[WIND WHISTLING]
418
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,528
[ROAD RUNNER APPROACHING]
419
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,575
[JOINTS CRACKS]
420
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,914
[CRACKLES]
421
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:35,586
BEEP BEEP!
422
00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:45,429
[OFF-KEY]
♪ AVE MARIA ♪
423
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,933
[SINGING CONTINUES
INDISTINCTLY]
424
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:56,732
SO IS THIS WHY
YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO SING
AT THE TALENT SHOW?
425
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:59,235
IT'S JUST AS PAINFUL
IN 3-D.
426
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:04,073
♪ AAH ♪
427
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:06,867
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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