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dude where are you
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I'm in the bathroom
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I was getting a haircut he looks like he needed one
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dude we need to be fucking cleaning this shit up no
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we don't we have another fucking like couple days here
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don't we
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I mean guess I mean
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this is gonna take a long time to fucking clean uh
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no it's not
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not like after this whole fucking like weekend we had
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I think we'll be fine like I think we'll be really fine
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I just wanna like hang out
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come on we still haven't taken pictures yet
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whatever dude
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fine
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you could sound a little bit like
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more excited to be here I'm naked
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you don't see this every day
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alright fine fine
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we have one more day
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but I don't wanna hear any bitching tomorrow
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cause we have to clean all of this up before we leave
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bitching I can clean it
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don't worry I need to finish this
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it's like really important
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what have you been doing in the bathroom
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cutting his hair I told you Jesus
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oh my God I'm a professional
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you know it's a beautiful
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yeah I know
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I know it's a fun it's so fun well
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it better be a beautiful haircut
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even even
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anyway
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even even
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fuck then
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what took you so long
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I fucking couldn't find the fucking shit in the car
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what's up the shit wait why
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I don't know man you put it under the seat or something
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but it's all good now don't worry about it
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oh my gosh dude the sink's gonna be so fucking clogged
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uh no
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I don't hahaha we'll be out of here tomorrow
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someone said oh my God dude
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you fucked this dude up hahaha
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well
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whatever I think it's fine
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he's dickless Joe now
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whatever
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whatever you and these whatever
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well you have this shit you wanna get fucked up
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yeah I'm done
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he looks good like this doesn't he
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I think he looks a lot better than he did yeah
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you did a great job
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I got a little bald spot there
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I can't believe this motherfucker
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had liver spots already maybe that's a contusion
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that's a contusion
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yeah I hit him pretty hard
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so yeah I think I'm fine
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my hair is like falling out now too
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this fucking vitamin deficiency
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you think he'll fit into your high heels
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do you wanna find out
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oh my God he has kind of big feet but I mean
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I have to find out
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body is getting hard
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oh my God Raegan Morris is a bitch
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yeah
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oh
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well nothing he didn't earn the Golden slipper
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he doesn't get the princess
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no Cinderella
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you do
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yeah what
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I'm so bad at that
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oh my God there's still more on there
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what you're funny
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why are you laughing at me
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I can film whatever the fuck I want
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OK
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you like what you see you know it
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hahaha
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that's crazy
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especially with all the blood
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yeah yeah
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all the blood in the hair
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it's very very
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okay I'll wait till that person drives by
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should we walk up to the white thing maybe yeah
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do you want your cake to be in the shop right now
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no
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OK thank you
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okay
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may I take the shot yeah hahaha
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fuck hahaha
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I'm such a dumbass let's go to the bathroom
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okay hahaha
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beautiful these are gonna look fucking sick
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yeah they are hahaha
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oh
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that's great
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cool
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hahaha
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oh yeah
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what a work of art hahaha
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you got a little on that hahaha
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I hate these things
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uh there's not a red light
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it just says record on the front okay
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oh my gosh okay
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okay I think we're good
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I look good
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shit how does this work
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I can't figure it out
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okay you press that button
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and then get into the position you're gonna be in
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I love it
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I'm beautiful
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hmm so we're out of the sky
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do you think we should take some final pictures
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together I think so yeah let's take a picture
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maybe
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oh my God it's heavy
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look at that
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oh my God oh my God
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let's see how these turn out yeah I think
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oh my God
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you are such a photographer
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this is crazy
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do you think I can be a model
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yeah I think so
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maybe in Playboy in Playboy
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oh my gosh I've been thinking about it
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I don't know
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I don't know I don't want everyone to see me but
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haha
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OK haha
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oh my gosh
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oh God it's like leaking a little bit
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did you see that yeah
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he's a leaker yeah seriously oh my gosh
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you should go get his dick from the bathtub dude
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his dick haha
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oh my God you think I should
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they don't show dicks on TV
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maybe you should be a Hustler then
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oh my God
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what
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what should I do with it
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hahaha
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oh my God can you believe it
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this is perfect for like a hand job
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oh my God
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which one do you like I love this one
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look at that one look at me
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I could be in a magazine or something
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oh my gosh I don't know
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why didn't you take the stuff out of the background
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I don't know man
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we're just taking pictures yeah
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but like that doesn't look good
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what kind of photographer leaves the stuff in the OK
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anyways anyways
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that is hot
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that looks like something yeah
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I would I would jerk off to that
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I would oh my gosh
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oh my God eww
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hmm
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yeah that one's okay
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I don't like his face in it
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I don't know
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he could have made a better face for sure
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hahaha
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hahaha
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wait and hello
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hahaha
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oh my God is that a worm
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is his ghost here doing this
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that's fucking crazy
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he's probably so pissed that we're just fucking around
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oh no I don't think so
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oh my God you love me remember oh my God
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you want me to be happy like honestly
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let's be real knowing him and I'm
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I mean gosh
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pussy and feet
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I like this one this one's my favorite
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sticky from the blood I do like that one too
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it's a fantastic angle
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oh you really got that hahaha
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oh do you think we should send this to like
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a magazine or something
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well if you wanna go to jail
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we go to oh yeah hahaha
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whatever well
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maybe we should like I don't know
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I wanna take more you know
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I just got all of those clothes yeah
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do you want me to like try them on
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I think I wanna try them on
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and you can take pictures with me
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do a fashion show yeah
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I think that'd be really hot
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do you think yeah
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but you gotta do it with him too
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why
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cause fuck him
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you're mine now and you want me to fuck him but hahaha
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no I mean
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yeah but yeah
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yeah you're right
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I am
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okay so I'm gonna get dressed
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haha
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fucking dumb piece of shit
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what should I put on first
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fucking loser
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huh what what
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I'm talking to this guy why aren't you talking to me
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what one should I put on first
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stop
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hmm what are my options honestly
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you're down for a fucking fashion show bro oh my God
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disrespectful so I got this one
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I like that one I'm so hot
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oh my God I feel like hahaha
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I don't even know but this one I really like
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I tried it on already and I think you're gonna like it
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oh that one's hot
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yeah yeah
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you gotta put that one on yeah
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maybe for tonight too tonight yeah
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what's that one
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what
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hahaha maybe
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all right and action hahaha
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outfit number one
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we have me the stunning T-shirt
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winning isn't everything but losing sucks doesn't it
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what a fucking couple
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I look so hot wow
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oh my God I need to take the sticker off
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that looks good though I know
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thank you he thought so too
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didn't he you can kiss it
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oh my God
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wow precious
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OK No. 2
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yeah well
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I have a surprise for you sir
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oh yeah yeah
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haha
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that's in panties oh dang
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turn around let me see that ass
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love it thank you
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thank you very much
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haha
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I'm putting my socks on it's cold in here
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oh my gosh
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I don't even like wearing pants
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I don't know why I got those
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whatever
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oh my God I got some really cute dresses
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but first
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oh
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I got some other panties too
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oh yeah turn around
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haha well
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I got these like more basic panties
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I guess
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but it matches the bra so I'm gonna change into it okay
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haha
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they're not on backwards are they
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no they look good
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all right
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oh my gosh I hate that movie thing
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okay wow
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oh that looks good in that
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doesn't it yeah
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it does I'll turn it up
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hahaha
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I love it
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oh hahaha
288
00:18:15,866 --> 00:18:17,733
the beer is starting to make me burp
289
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,100
oh my gosh oh
290
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:24,866
wow is that good yeah
291
00:18:31,266 --> 00:18:33,333
oh my God there's blood on it
292
00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:35,266
fuck
293
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:39,166
why would he do that he's a leaky boy
294
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,766
oh my God that's so annoying whatever these
295
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:47,100
aren't even like really like trendy anymore
296
00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:47,300
you know
297
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,533
I don't really see people wearing them or anything
298
00:18:50,366 --> 00:18:51,166
whatever
299
00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:53,500
alright
300
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,966
outfit No. 2
301
00:18:56,566 --> 00:18:57,366
oh
302
00:18:58,866 --> 00:19:02,666
so it's kind of like original or whatever
303
00:19:02,666 --> 00:19:07,966
it's very like white but yeah I like how
304
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:12,066
I think it makes my brush look so cute
305
00:19:12,066 --> 00:19:13,100
doesn't it yeah
306
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,100
it looks great
307
00:19:14,666 --> 00:19:15,466
hahaha
308
00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:16,700
it does definitely
309
00:19:17,566 --> 00:19:19,866
oh my gosh yeah
310
00:19:19,866 --> 00:19:21,433
my titty fit perfectly
311
00:19:21,433 --> 00:19:23,500
it looks so good with the blood too
312
00:19:24,433 --> 00:19:25,366
it dries so weird
313
00:19:25,366 --> 00:19:27,666
I never knew that blood could dry like that
314
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:29,666
oh my gosh
315
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,100
anyway haha
316
00:19:32,466 --> 00:19:35,266
look at you don't look good
317
00:19:36,066 --> 00:19:37,466
do you like it
318
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:42,966
fucking crazy
319
00:19:50,033 --> 00:19:51,333
oh my God
320
00:19:55,466 --> 00:19:57,866
oh that looks so good though
321
00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,966
oh my gosh
322
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,466
wow I really could be a model
323
00:20:02,466 --> 00:20:04,933
couldn't I you're my model
324
00:20:07,966 --> 00:20:11,300
I don't know that's why I put on these shows
325
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:13,500
hahaha
326
00:20:13,966 --> 00:20:15,200
do you wanna see the next one
327
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,066
yep outfit number three
328
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,166
and action
329
00:20:28,366 --> 00:20:30,666
oh damn that's fucking hot
330
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,700
I keep my toesies warm
331
00:20:39,066 --> 00:20:40,566
it's great isn't it
332
00:20:40,566 --> 00:20:42,500
I love it thank you
333
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:43,600
haha
334
00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:46,300
it seemed fitting for the occasion
335
00:20:46,766 --> 00:20:47,766
I don't know
336
00:20:52,466 --> 00:20:53,366
he likes it too
337
00:20:53,366 --> 00:20:56,466
I think he likes it
338
00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:59,766
thank you you know my favorite part about that dress
339
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,733
it's watching you take it off what
340
00:21:04,366 --> 00:21:06,966
what do you mean you know what I mean
341
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:09,833
you wanna see a little skin
342
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:10,900
oh yeah
343
00:21:16,033 --> 00:21:18,300
I'm not wearing any panties underneath
344
00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:21,333
do you like it
345
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:23,800
you know I do
346
00:21:24,466 --> 00:21:26,300
I'm on my period though
347
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:28,900
you know I don't give a fuck
348
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,733
you're already covered in blood
349
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,900
yeah I don't know
350
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:35,533
yeah
351
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,333
I feel like that
352
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:42,766
um this is all mad in the blood already too
353
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,133
what kind of a threesome
354
00:21:58,033 --> 00:21:59,600
how can I have a threesome
355
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,633
and you always wanted one
356
00:22:04,633 --> 00:22:07,000
didn't you maybe a two and a half
357
00:22:09,633 --> 00:22:11,166
something like that
358
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,600
oh I think he wants some pussy too
359
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,400
don't you
360
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,066
you want some Pepsi
361
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,100
hahaha
362
00:22:24,033 --> 00:22:26,300
Pepsi for everybody tonight
363
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,466
hmm you wanna fuck me
364
00:22:32,466 --> 00:22:34,300
don't you you know it
365
00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:37,433
I know you do you gotta get that pussy wet for me
366
00:22:37,433 --> 00:22:38,166
though I know
367
00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:40,733
it's already wet oh the blood
368
00:22:42,433 --> 00:22:44,400
oh my God there's so much blood
369
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:46,600
ah ah
370
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,166
oh my God
371
00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:52,266
oh my God
372
00:22:53,866 --> 00:22:55,133
ah fuck
373
00:22:59,433 --> 00:23:00,900
oh my God
374
00:23:01,866 --> 00:23:04,333
fuck this is so fucking wet
375
00:23:05,366 --> 00:23:08,166
we were fucking crazy today
376
00:23:08,666 --> 00:23:09,600
fuck
377
00:23:10,366 --> 00:23:11,500
oh my God
378
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,866
oh my God it's hot in here
379
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:21,633
oh
380
00:23:23,033 --> 00:23:25,466
they really are meant to just be taken off
381
00:23:26,833 --> 00:23:27,633
ah
382
00:23:35,866 --> 00:23:37,733
oh my God ah
383
00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:49,733
you got a viewer I do
384
00:23:50,966 --> 00:23:52,866
do you think I should have them
385
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,500
I think I should have them
386
00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:02,300
oh
387
00:24:03,666 --> 00:24:04,466
say
388
00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:16,933
I love how you both watch me
389
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,766
oh my God
390
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,333
oh fuck
391
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:39,266
oh I think I'm gonna get fucked now
392
00:24:39,433 --> 00:24:42,133
oh yeah I think I should take this out
393
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:43,966
should I keep playing
394
00:24:44,633 --> 00:24:45,566
take it out
395
00:24:46,666 --> 00:24:47,966
hahaha
396
00:24:48,866 --> 00:24:50,333
doesn't that look great
397
00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:52,933
it's so bad
398
00:24:54,900 --> 00:24:56,733
like a beautiful butterfly
399
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,866
we have to blot it when you apply it
400
00:25:06,866 --> 00:25:09,300
oh my God it looks so good
401
00:25:19,233 --> 00:25:20,600
it looks pretty hungry
402
00:25:25,666 --> 00:25:29,100
oh my God it's so wet in there that's so weird
403
00:25:33,233 --> 00:25:34,266
look at you
404
00:25:37,166 --> 00:25:40,200
oh my gosh what the fuck
405
00:25:43,466 --> 00:25:45,700
I'm not a fucking free
406
00:25:47,866 --> 00:25:48,666
hahaha
407
00:25:51,566 --> 00:25:54,066
you like it when I do that to you
408
00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:04,733
do you think he likes it
409
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,866
yeah but he's being rude
410
00:26:09,033 --> 00:26:10,600
he needs to sit up straight
411
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,466
yes he does
412
00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:15,533
back there
413
00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:19,266
do you think we can put it back together
414
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,666
well you gotta get all the pieces yeah
415
00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:24,566
gotta get the shit from the fucking
416
00:26:24,566 --> 00:26:25,500
there's a arm over there
417
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:27,466
you gotta get his crap out of the bathroom
418
00:26:28,233 --> 00:26:29,866
even in death you're gay
419
00:26:32,900 --> 00:26:35,166
oh I have a cramp in my stomach
420
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:43,766
do you need to stop
421
00:26:45,033 --> 00:26:46,400
hmm I don't think so
422
00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:50,700
you don't think that will help
423
00:26:52,266 --> 00:26:53,866
the sauce is taken apart
424
00:26:56,366 --> 00:26:57,766
it's like a double negative
425
00:27:00,233 --> 00:27:01,033
okay
426
00:27:05,466 --> 00:27:08,600
and why are you everywhere
427
00:27:09,833 --> 00:27:11,100
oh my gosh
428
00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:14,500
he's here everywhere
429
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,166
he's all faster and up too
430
00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:21,666
haha his tummy feels funny
431
00:27:22,233 --> 00:27:25,533
oh my God he's so stiff now
432
00:27:26,766 --> 00:27:27,566
oh
433
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:29,800
haha
434
00:27:34,833 --> 00:27:37,466
oh my God I'm so happy
435
00:27:43,833 --> 00:27:47,966
get up oh my dick like a monkey
436
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:50,400
okay
437
00:27:55,666 --> 00:27:57,133
why isn't he getting up
438
00:27:58,166 --> 00:28:00,733
maybe you gotta put that like it's gotta be touching
439
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,366
why isn't it getting up be fucking polite bro
440
00:28:08,366 --> 00:28:11,166
get the fuck up you're such a fucking freak
441
00:28:14,433 --> 00:28:17,333
how do we do that
442
00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:20,600
maybe it's like when you get stung by a jellyfish
443
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,366
you just gotta piss on it
444
00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:30,833
he always wanted to go in the shower for me
445
00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:32,800
and I always said no
446
00:28:34,033 --> 00:28:35,566
maybe I could
447
00:28:39,233 --> 00:28:43,333
maybe I'll come back for a golden shower maybe
448
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,133
but he might be mad at me
449
00:28:46,233 --> 00:28:48,566
why would he be mad I don't know
450
00:28:48,566 --> 00:28:49,733
cause I took his girl
451
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,400
well
452
00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:53,066
we could fight over it
453
00:28:53,433 --> 00:28:56,433
I think I'll be happy after I pee on them
454
00:28:56,433 --> 00:28:57,233
don't you think
455
00:28:57,766 --> 00:29:00,166
yep where do you think I should pee
456
00:29:00,166 --> 00:29:02,100
should I pee in this bowl
457
00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:05,400
you should pee on your body
458
00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:06,966
so you guys like your guy
459
00:29:06,966 --> 00:29:09,266
tell me do you guys ever talk about that stuff
460
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,600
and you can't anymore
461
00:29:11,866 --> 00:29:13,100
I mean I get what I want
462
00:29:13,100 --> 00:29:15,533
so I don't need to talk about my fantasies
463
00:29:18,033 --> 00:29:18,866
well we can
464
00:29:19,100 --> 00:29:20,600
oh my God
465
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,566
let's get it all opened up for him
466
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:28,933
all opened up let me put my hair in there too
467
00:29:29,966 --> 00:29:30,766
oh
468
00:29:31,966 --> 00:29:33,000
maybe I
469
00:29:33,900 --> 00:29:35,600
oh my God
470
00:29:36,266 --> 00:29:38,366
are you supposed to be bleeding still
471
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,100
what's that a worm is that a maggot
472
00:29:44,466 --> 00:29:48,166
I don't know what happened can I pull it out
473
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,666
oh my God
474
00:29:55,266 --> 00:29:57,100
I don't think that's a maggot
475
00:29:57,300 --> 00:29:59,400
but it looks nasty
476
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,600
I wanna pee on it now I really have to pee
477
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,500
I want to pee on these spots now
478
00:30:06,366 --> 00:30:07,166
yeah
479
00:30:22,633 --> 00:30:23,700
oh my God
480
00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:28,966
oh no I didn't put it on them
481
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000
hi guys
482
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,400
is it working is it I thought
483
00:30:43,233 --> 00:30:44,200
I don't know
484
00:30:44,833 --> 00:30:46,766
I think I think it looks like in the middle
485
00:30:55,433 --> 00:30:56,933
oh my gosh
486
00:31:08,566 --> 00:31:10,000
user wiggle your toe if you're good
487
00:31:11,966 --> 00:31:14,066
I thought you let me I don't know
488
00:31:14,066 --> 00:31:15,533
I don't think it's getting up
489
00:31:16,433 --> 00:31:18,100
it's not working what the fuck
490
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:26,733
oh my gosh God why do you always gotta be like this
491
00:31:26,900 --> 00:31:28,700
every time I asked him to do things
492
00:31:28,700 --> 00:31:30,000
he would never do it for me
493
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,400
he was such a bad boyfriend
494
00:31:32,966 --> 00:31:34,166
well that's why I'm here
495
00:31:35,566 --> 00:31:38,866
oh my gosh I'm a fucking dirty now
496
00:31:39,466 --> 00:31:41,900
cause I'm gonna get piss on my hand
497
00:31:44,100 --> 00:31:45,300
you know what
498
00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:47,366
jerk
499
00:31:56,633 --> 00:31:58,300
I hate you
500
00:31:59,033 --> 00:32:00,900
I did that for you
501
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,066
fucking ungrateful
502
00:32:58,100 --> 00:33:00,866
so I got you all here today
503
00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:04,700
for a very special reason
504
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,533
we are so excited to be here with you all
505
00:33:14,366 --> 00:33:18,433
so happy to talk about this you know
506
00:33:18,433 --> 00:33:20,966
marriage is something that's very special
507
00:33:22,066 --> 00:33:23,466
I'm very special
508
00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:26,533
it's meant to be found by a special somebody
509
00:33:27,466 --> 00:33:28,600
and I found mine
510
00:33:29,700 --> 00:33:31,733
and I hope that you are that special somebody
511
00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:34,300
haha
512
00:33:34,833 --> 00:33:36,500
I'm the last honestly
513
00:33:37,766 --> 00:33:39,133
that being said
514
00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:42,866
wow the price of wedding dresses these days
515
00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:47,366
I was just at the shop
516
00:33:48,633 --> 00:33:50,700
and the prices are insane
517
00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:58,933
$500 for a dress I'm going to wear once like can
518
00:34:02,466 --> 00:34:04,333
I said can you believe it
519
00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:09,000
you're not going to talk back
520
00:34:09,966 --> 00:34:11,566
is that what's happening
521
00:34:13,466 --> 00:34:21,466
I invite you into my home to talk about my wedding
522
00:34:22,633 --> 00:34:24,866
and you're going to ignore me
523
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,366
I knew it
524
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
I knew I made the right choice
525
00:34:33,166 --> 00:34:35,700
I knew you wouldn't be happy for me
526
00:34:36,233 --> 00:34:38,533
that's why I had to fucking kill you
527
00:34:39,666 --> 00:34:41,200
all of you
528
00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:47,366
you haven't even touched your teeth
529
00:34:47,766 --> 00:34:49,133
are you serious
530
00:34:49,833 --> 00:34:52,100
you come into my home
531
00:34:53,666 --> 00:34:56,266
I give you drinks nothing
532
00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:03,800
underneath it all
533
00:35:07,033 --> 00:35:10,700
you're the same fucking person you were in life
534
00:35:13,300 --> 00:35:14,100
death
535
00:35:17,433 --> 00:35:18,700
you too
536
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,666
you can't be happy for me
537
00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:36,166
same bullshit
538
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:38,500
ungrateful
539
00:35:42,633 --> 00:35:44,800
enjoy the fucking tea bag bitch
540
00:37:02,033 --> 00:37:04,766
babe get out of here dude
541
00:37:04,766 --> 00:37:06,233
the shower is like a huge mess
542
00:37:06,233 --> 00:37:07,466
yes I'm trying to clean it
543
00:37:07,466 --> 00:37:09,033
and I'm also trying to clean myself
544
00:37:09,033 --> 00:37:11,566
so get out of here I can't hang out and film you
545
00:37:11,566 --> 00:37:12,400
no you can't
546
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:15,400
you did already you can go clean out there or something
547
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,800
oh my God and I'll do some dirty look go
548
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,400
I'll be out there in a little bit
549
00:37:20,633 --> 00:37:21,466
come on babe
550
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:19,933
fucking gross dude
551
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,100
fucking hot damn
552
00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:43,800
babe come here
553
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:47,300
come here I got a surprise for you
554
00:41:49,266 --> 00:41:50,266
come look
555
00:41:51,166 --> 00:41:54,566
I got a surprise for you come make a wish
556
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:00,333
you like it
557
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:02,866
yeah
558
00:42:03,900 --> 00:42:06,533
go blow out the candles I'm so lucky
559
00:42:08,833 --> 00:42:09,966
for our future
560
00:42:11,300 --> 00:42:12,100
God
561
00:42:13,066 --> 00:42:14,766
this is so romantic
562
00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:18,900
he would have never done anything like this before
563
00:42:20,666 --> 00:42:23,266
I think it looks beautiful I do too
564
00:42:26,766 --> 00:42:28,433
you got a wish yeah
565
00:42:28,433 --> 00:42:31,800
yeah don't tell me it's a secret
566
00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:34,100
okay
567
00:42:34,833 --> 00:42:36,733
I can keep it to myself I think
568
00:42:38,766 --> 00:42:40,766
should I pull that out yeah
569
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:38,533
last one blow it out
570
00:43:47,033 --> 00:43:47,833
beautiful
571
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,166
love you I love you too
572
00:44:20,633 --> 00:44:21,866
nice and clean
573
00:44:28,466 --> 00:44:30,666
someone doesn't think about cleaning
574
00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:32,533
cleaning got done
575
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:46,000
always
576
00:44:58,633 --> 00:45:00,500
you don't think they'll be able to tell if like
577
00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:01,933
that's open do you
578
00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:03,666
yeah we gotta close the door
579
00:45:05,100 --> 00:45:06,100
it's hard
580
00:45:09,466 --> 00:45:12,166
happy I'm not carrying this down there
581
00:45:12,633 --> 00:45:13,566
alright I got it
582
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,733
are you ready yeah
583
00:45:34,366 --> 00:45:35,833
you didn't forget anything right
584
00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:37,733
I don't think so I think we got it all
585
00:45:48,100 --> 00:45:49,000
I don't know
586
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:08,333
I wonder if they've ever seen anyone as cute as me here
587
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,566
I wonder if they've ever seen anyone as cute as me here
588
00:46:18,866 --> 00:46:21,200
stunning I love the shoes
589
00:46:21,366 --> 00:46:22,166
yeah
590
00:46:22,700 --> 00:46:24,333
stunning and you're taken
591
00:46:24,700 --> 00:46:25,733
oh yeah
592
00:46:26,100 --> 00:46:28,266
online look at the
593
00:46:29,466 --> 00:46:33,500
no layaway needed baby this is mine
594
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,666
another day in this beautiful city
595
00:47:43,666 --> 00:47:46,666
I love it here you should come back soon yeah
596
00:47:49,233 --> 00:47:50,366
this is nice
597
00:47:51,033 --> 00:47:51,866
this is nice
598
00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:24,066
alright let's do this one first
599
00:48:27,233 --> 00:48:28,866
alright 1 2
600
00:48:30,266 --> 00:48:31,600
oh my God
601
00:48:35,300 --> 00:48:37,466
oh my God even in life here
602
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:45,700
dying hahaha
603
00:48:46,700 --> 00:48:49,166
you wanna smoke yeah
604
00:48:49,166 --> 00:48:50,333
yeah hahaha
605
00:48:56,766 --> 00:48:57,566
baby
606
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:58,800
hahaha
607
00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:03,666
kiss me
608
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:10,933
Meredith Blight
609
00:49:28,366 --> 00:49:29,766
your chariot madam
610
00:49:46,166 --> 00:49:47,800
ready to go yeah
611
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:48,433
yeah yeah
612
00:49:48,433 --> 00:49:51,666
thank you for such a special honeymoon of course
613
00:49:53,033 --> 00:49:55,166
I love you I love you too
614
00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:58,600
to us to us Mwah
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