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There he is. The
yellow-sticker boy.
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Remember, girls, show no mercy.
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Please be gentle.
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Tonight, we feast!
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See? At five minutes to ten, they
do the double-yellow reduced labels.
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A fantastic haul. £100
worth of food for £20.
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-What a saving.
-Yeah, but half of it's off.
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Well, your figure could do with the
food poisoning, so it's win-win.
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And I got chocolate
rolls for 29p.
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A bit stale, just how I like it.
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This is your fault, Josie.
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We'd be driving home if you
hadn't total led the car
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-trying to escape your own wedding.
-Nah, walking's much better.
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We're lionesses dragging
home a fresh kill.
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-It's feminist.
-I'm not a feminist.
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All that campaigning, and
for what? To work and vote?
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Sounds like a lot
of fucking effort.
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Yeah, I'm not feminist either.
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I like a man to take care of me.
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-So why isn't Dev picking us up?
-He's got a more important job.
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He's getting rid of
the fucking boxes
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and moving the fucking boat.
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That man in there
is on strike three.
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Strike three out of what?
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Darling, I can't help but notice
that all the boxes are still here.
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Yeah, sorry. I've been working.
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SLURPING INHALATION
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Have you heard about
love languages?
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It's fascinating.
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Ooh! What's in the bag?
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Ha-ha!
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Oh, no. No. They're a bit stale.
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Where is your car and why is
your boat still on the drive?
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-I sold it.
-You sold your car?
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Oh, yeah. To pay for
the counselling course.
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Why the fuck didn't
you sell the boat?!
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Now, that's not very
loving language, Deb.
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Sorry.
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SOFTLY: Why didn't you
sell the fucking boat?
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Sell the Lovely Lisa when
she brings us so much joy?
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Wouldn't do that
to you, sexy bum.
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-Oh-ho!
-We need that car.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Deb. I thought
you'd be happy for me.
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As they say in
counselling - probably -
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it's better to ask for
forgiveness than permission.
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PHONE CHIMES
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Oh, back in a minute.
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Time for my mindfulness.
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DEV HUMS
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Forgive me.
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Can I please ask you to use
nonviolent communication?
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-I'll give you nonviolent communication!
-Ow!
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Not the chocolate rolls!
Stop it! They're hard!
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I thought you'd be
supportive, Deb!
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This is giving me
flashbacks to when Dad left.
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At least Dev can't take
all the Blu-rays this time.
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Or Daddy the cat.
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RIP, forever in our hearts.
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Selfish, penny-pinching,
miserly arsehole!
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SEB: - Don't say that.
You love him, really.
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The man downstairs isn't Dev.
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He's a leech from hell
sent to bleed us dry!
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Come on, Mum, you
don't mean that.
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We need to get rid of the
drains on this family.
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Well, there's no need to
bring my wife into this.
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Why the fuck is the
bathroom door locked?
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There are no secrets
in this house!
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-Nicky.
-Deb.
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The drain's clogged again.
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SHE WAILS
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They're not going to break up.
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You'll all feel so
silly for worrying.
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HE SOBS
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It's just a little, tiny break.
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We love you all very much.
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Oh, for God's sake.
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All of you just need to grow up!
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Captain Cheapskate's gonna
move his fucking boxes TONIGHT!
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You know, I can't believe
you're kicking me out.
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-Get in.
-Right when I was about to fix the hole in the bathroom floor.
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Absolutely. The same
day you pay for dinner
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and we all feast on
a FLYING FUCKING PIG!
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Because you're CHEAP!
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I swear to God, I will not have
any more dead weight in this house.
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Especially you two. No more of
this conceiving-a-son nonsense.
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I mean it.
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Mm, mm, mm!
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Get in there, my son!
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Oh!
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Yeah, I think that was it.
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You're definitely pregnant now.
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Yep.
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URINATING
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OK, I think I've
pissed most of it out.
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That's the last time I'm picking
up the morning-after pill for you.
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The woman in there thinks I have
a fetish for unprotected sex.
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-You do.
-Just tell him you don't want to have his baby.
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I don't want to
make things awkward.
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Maybe having a baby
wouldn't be so bad.
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Seb promised he'd take
me away from here.
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Having a baby just feels like a
small price to pay for freedom.
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Shit. You're right.
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You should probably
have his baby.
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But everyone who has a
baby is insufferable.
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The worst. I've spent
nine months constipated,
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but I'm not forcing everyone
to look at pictures of my shit.
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Why is Seb so
desperate to procreate?
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Maybe he's bored. Men need
multi-sensory stimulation.
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That's why Nicky watches
porn while he's fucking me.
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Babies scare me.
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What if someone
asks me to hold it?
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What if I hold it wrong and
everyone thinks I'm a paedophile?
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I don't want people to
think I'm a paedophile.
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Listen to me. You don't
need to have his baby.
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Stop letting him enter you.
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I have to. I'm stuck.
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Plus, he looks so sad.
Which you know turns me on.
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He thinks Deb and Dev breaking
up means true love isn't real.
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Me and Nicky have true love.
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Yeah? How long is he
going to be here for?
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As long as it takes.
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Until we get the money
for Billie's cabaret bar
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and live happily ever after.
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But what happened to the
last money you gave him?
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And why's he back
from Manchester?
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Josie, I don't know how many
times I need to say this -
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he's got an
avoidant-attachment style.
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He was avoiding me,
now he's attached.
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Honestly, it's not
rocket science.
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The point is, he's here now,
and I know exactly where he is.
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DOORBELL RINGS
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-Have you seen Nicky?
-No.
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Weird. Who?
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Hmm, yeah, no idea, actually.
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He's been gone for weeks.
I hacked his emails.
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He bought a one-way ticket
on Trainline to Crawley.
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Well, he's definitely not here.
We should go and look for him.
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Fucking hell, it's
looking right at me.
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Hello, mister. What's your name?
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Seb, it's a fucking baby.
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It can't even speak. How the fuck
is it supposed to know its name?
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-Can I hold him?
-Yes, please. I'm exhausted.
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Ah!
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You can watch him, actually.
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-Me and Bianca have an errand to run.
-Er, no, thank you. -Yes, please.
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-Oh, er...
-I will fight with every fibre of my being
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to protect this
precious new life.
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Come on, Bianca, let's
go. Quick! Mum's upstairs.
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Trust me, it's fine. We'll be
gone for ten minutes, tops.
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Give yourself a break.
You look so, so tired...
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...and old.
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Bye.
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It's so weird seeing
you with a baby.
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Whose is it?
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-It's mine.
-Artificial insemination?
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What? No, it's mine and Nicky's.
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Oh, that's weird. Two
boyfriends called Nicky.
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-What are the chances?
-Er, no, there's just one Nicky.
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He's the father.
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I don't understand.
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Nicky, the one that chose me,
we went to Manchester together?
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He's the dad. I'm the mum.
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It's our baby.
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Oh.
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-All right.
-Yeah.
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One second, please.
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SILENTLY
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You ready?
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I'm just so happy for you.
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Is it trained? I feel like
it's going to bite me.
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Honestly, Josie. Trust me.
Hold it and you'll see.
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No, I'm too scared.
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Its eyes are following
me around the room.
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BABY COOS
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Don't point that thing at me.
Where the fuck has it come from?
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-Send it back.
-It's Bianca's baby. We're just watching him.
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Look at it. All it does
is eat and shit and cry.
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I've got a house full of
people who already do that.
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Honestly, 18 years of that.
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You think it's over, and then it
decides it might be an artist,
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but never does anything.
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-Do I look fantastic?
-Why? Where are you going?
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Girls' night. I thought I'd try
and feel better about myself
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by visiting a woman
who's life is sadder
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than all of ours put together.
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- BOTH: - Aunt Wendy.
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Well, I'm off out too.
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What? Where?
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DOOR CLOSES
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Book club.
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You've not been in ages.
Can't you miss this one?
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This is exactly what
I said would happen!
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We have this baby and you expect
me to give up my social life?
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You just want me trapped at
home, cooking your dinner
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and putting your jumpers
in the washing machine.
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No, thank you!
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Those are hand-wash only.
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DOOR CLOSES
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Girls' night!
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-A casino?
-Yes, just like in the movies.
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It's fun. You need some of that.
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SHE SIGHS
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Oh, darling.
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How utterly terrible.
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We all said this would happen.
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How awful.
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I just wanted to come
for a pep talk, you know?
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Single woman to single woman.
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Obviously, you've
been single for years,
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so I knew you'd understand.
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So lovely of you to seek
comfort from your sister
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in your hour of need.
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Just as the tables have turned.
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I'm happily in a relationship.
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-You what?
-Yes. And you're not.
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Gosh, what a strange
turn of events.
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I'm experiencing
life in your shoes.
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-Well, your old shoes. My new shoes.
-SHE CHUCKLES
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It's funny, isn't it?
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Back to being little
old Debbie Downer.
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What was all that shit
about not needing a man?
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Oh, turns out I got
that completely wrong.
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It's much easier with a
man. What was I thinking?
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He's coming tonight.
I hope you don't mind.
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It's supposed to
be girls' night.
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See...
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...it might be because I'm
a little bit of an empath,
228
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but I can't help but feel
you're annoyed with me.
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You're a fucking Judas on HRT.
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-Here he is!
-Ah.
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WENDY GIGGLES
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-Hello, Debbie.
-You remember James, don't you?
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I bumped into him in Morrison's.
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Not seen him in years.
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Scrubs up good, doesn't he?
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I happen to think he looks a
little bit like James Bond.
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THEY CHUCKLE
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Can't see it myself.
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Martinis, ladies?
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My treat, obviously.
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That's how a real
man treats a woman.
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Dev's probably halfway
to Timbuktu by now.
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SEAGULLS SCREECH
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See what I mean?
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Absolutely no chat,
and it stinks of shit.
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How long was I gone?
247
00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,519
He's Nicky's.
248
00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:03,799
Oh, right.
249
00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:06,319
Don't mind me, Deb! I'm
just here to clear my boxes.
250
00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:08,799
-It's just us.
-Oh, thank God.
251
00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,680
Stocking up on toilet roll.
252
00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:15,879
Does Deb really think I'm cheap?
253
00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:20,199
Well, when was the last
time you paid for anything?
254
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,119
I wouldn't want to
belittle Deb like that.
255
00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,559
I'm a feminist. I
believe in equal pay.
256
00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,759
Women should pay
equally for dinner.
257
00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:28,560
Oh, what's this?
258
00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:36,039
Oh, my God!
259
00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:37,120
What?
260
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,800
Did you know they've
got problems with money?
261
00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:46,720
Now you're saying that,
it is ringing a bell.
262
00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:52,479
Do you think Deb would take me
back if I... paid for something?
263
00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:54,239
I think so, yeah.
264
00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,879
Wow.
265
00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:58,239
Deb's not a feminist.
266
00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:00,559
Yeah, well, neither am I.
267
00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:03,039
Feminism's gone too
far. I mean, look at us.
268
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:05,839
Stuck here. All these women
are out gallivanting around.
269
00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:08,159
-They've tricked us!
-For too long, men have stayed at home
270
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,399
with the children while women
just do whatever they like.
271
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:13,040
I've not been hiding.
I've been in a cage.
272
00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:16,359
It's time we broke free.
273
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,800
How do we do that?
274
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,200
Pub?
275
00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:27,159
A really, really fit man?
276
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,839
In here?
277
00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:30,199
I don't think so.
278
00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,919
He's really good at
drawing straight lines.
279
00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,599
Oh, Nicky? Um, no, I
haven't seen him for months.
280
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,999
Oh, must be a different Nicky.
I don't know why we're here.
281
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,879
He's never been to
a casino before.
282
00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:41,319
Yeah, maybe not with you,
but we were always in here.
283
00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,039
He said I was his
good-luck charm,
284
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,919
which is why he always
bet with my money.
285
00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,919
Two shots, please.
286
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:50,479
Do you remember the
last time we went out?
287
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:53,319
Not really. I was so drunk.
288
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:56,399
Me too. I don't
remember anything.
289
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,880
Unless you do.
290
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,239
Now, since we're here, do
you want another drink?
291
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,839
Well, it is nice being
away from little Nicky.
292
00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,999
I'll have an Old Passion.
293
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,799
Do you mean an Old Fashioned?
294
00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,240
Don't think so.
295
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,879
So I just tap my card down?
296
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,879
Yeah, it's contact less.
297
00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,440
Well, I'll be damned!
298
00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:35,400
-Just tap it.
-I know. I... I know.
299
00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,639
BEEP
300
00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:46,039
Ooh!
301
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,680
Well, isn't that a thrill?
302
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,799
He's such a little
lad, isn't he?
303
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,559
He's going to be a
heart-breaker when he's older.
304
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,679
A CEO, or a footballer.
305
00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,599
Doesn't say much, does he?
306
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,439
The strong, silent type.
307
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,479
Um...
308
00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,320
...Nicky's a girl.
309
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,199
Oh.
310
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,360
I'm sorry.
311
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,240
I did my best, boys.
312
00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:17,399
Well...
313
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:21,319
...she could be, like, a
secretary or something.
314
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,279
You know, like... like, a
really, really good one.
315
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:27,239
Like, a PA to an
astronaut, or a king.
316
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:28,879
Absolutely.
317
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,200
BABY NICKY CRIES
318
00:14:30,201 --> 00:14:31,520
Oh, Gawd.
319
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,439
What do we do now?
320
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,559
I want to comfort her,
321
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:38,439
but I can't help but feel like
she's only doing it for attention.
322
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,159
Agreed. So dramatic.
323
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,959
Why do girls always ruin
our lads' night out?
324
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,119
BELL RINGS
325
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,839
Aw, just when I'd gotten the
hang of paying for things.
326
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,679
See? I'm not cheap.
327
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,639
If only Deb could see me now.
328
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,919
Where else can we
go to spend money?
329
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,159
I know a place we can go,
330
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,439
but we need to get rid of
this dead weight first.
331
00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,119
CRYING CONTINUES
332
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,960
Oh, have a day off, love.
333
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,639
-What's happening?
-Late-night book club.
334
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,159
It was your idea.
335
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,119
Not that you ever come.
336
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:14,040
It's become really popular
with uni students, actually.
337
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,840
Why are you puttng
lipstick on? It's only Seb.
338
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,559
-Claire.
-Seb.
339
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:29,119
Josie, it's your turn
to watch the baby.
340
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:32,679
-It's lads' night.
-Aw! Of course we can watch him!
341
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,199
He's a cutie.
342
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,640
Come on, then.
343
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,999
Hello.
344
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,560
Hi there.
345
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:48,119
Er... you left your book
here from last week.
346
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:50,719
Oh. Whoops.
347
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:53,079
You've been coming to book club?
348
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,279
The discourse is
very compelling.
349
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,839
Right. See you.
350
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,559
You are determined for this
baby to ruin my social life.
351
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:01,199
I thought you were a feminist.
352
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,479
-I'm not a feminist any more.
-Me neither.
353
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,199
A house with traditional values
354
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,599
where a man works and
a woman stays at home
355
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,319
is a tried and tested method
356
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:12,199
that sounds a bit
of all right to me.
357
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,360
I just need to find a man first.
358
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,800
THEY LAUGH
359
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,999
Ooh, this looks fun.
360
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,799
Maybe we shouldn't
gamble tonight.
361
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,599
Classic Debbie Downer.
362
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,239
Still on the scooter, are we?
363
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,479
Only had a car for ten minutes
364
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:33,159
-before her lesbian daughter total led it.
-Never mind.
365
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,719
James, go for it.
366
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:35,880
Haven't got any chips.
367
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,519
How about these?
368
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,039
James! Not Little Miss Mini.
369
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,599
We can't accept these, sir.
370
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,199
They do in Casino Royale.
371
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,519
Yeah, but not in Crawley.
372
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,599
And that was Aston
Martin, not a Mini Cooper.
373
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:48,879
Uh-oh.
374
00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,080
Here we go.
375
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,959
Right. Well, then. Ahem.
376
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,319
You know what they say.
377
00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,560
When the fun stops - stop.
378
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,680
Have a wonderful evening.
379
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,599
James, how could you?!
380
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,119
I'm just been silly.
381
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:11,639
We're getting a new
one soon anyway.
382
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:14,559
Well, James Bond. I'll get
some martinis, shall I?
383
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,320
-Yeah. -Rowr.
-Rowr.
384
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:22,880
You selling your car?
385
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:27,439
♪ Mmm, yeah
386
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,599
♪ Whoa, whoa... ♪
387
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,279
-Oh, do you sing as well?
-Yeah. Um...
388
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,559
...Nicky said I sound
just like Amy Winehouse.
389
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:37,799
Weird. Must have got us mixed up,
cos - I - sound just like her.
390
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:40,399
He said to me he's working
on the recording contract.
391
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,839
He just needs me to fund the
studio and hire the manager,
392
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,439
so I'm just waiting for
the loan to go through.
393
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,479
He said my voice is so good
that I need to keep it to myself
394
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:47,920
because the world isn't ready.
395
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,160
Do you think he knows
any Amy Winehouse?
396
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,079
BABY NICKY WAILS
397
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:58,159
That's such an
interesting point, Theo.
398
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,400
Did anyone else have thoughts
they'd like to share?
399
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:10,159
Sorry. Is this your baby?
400
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,559
Er, I've been left with it.
401
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,639
Oh, God. That's awful.
402
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:16,919
-A single mother?
-Um...
403
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,800
So brave. So impressive.
404
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,239
I guess I am quite brave.
405
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,280
CRYING CONTINUES
406
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,639
So, you're in the market
for a car, Debbie?
407
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,000
How much do you want for it?
408
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:35,039
James Bond doesn't do
this for the money.
409
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,679
What do you want, then?
410
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,359
I think you know.
411
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:40,079
I don't.
412
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:43,079
I... want you to fuck me.
413
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,400
You what?
414
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:48,399
Oh, come on! Please!
415
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,359
Please fuck me!
416
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,599
I've been thinking
about it for ages!
417
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,799
Oh, come on! You
know you want to.
418
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,360
I'll give you my car!
419
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,079
Aw!
420
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:02,799
Yeah, I guess we just
have a special connection.
421
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,639
-They're gorgeous.
-All right, paedophile!
422
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,039
Honestly, all this
attention is too much.
423
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:11,039
Don't mind me, everyone.
Just carry on reading.
424
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,920
I'm just looking after my baby.
425
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,279
Charlie!
426
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,439
It's me, Josie,
from the psych ward.
427
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:21,519
Would you like to meet my baby?
428
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,359
Well, is it yours?
429
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:26,039
What, you think I'm some weirdo
nonce with someone else's baby?
430
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,279
Of course it's mine!
431
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,279
Oh.
432
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,400
Wow.
433
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,759
He's not a sex pest.
He's James Bond.
434
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,479
-James Bond IS a sex pest!
-I knew you'd say this.
435
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,159
Suddenly you get dumped, and
I'm the more fuckable sister.
436
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,239
And it's hard for you
to take, I understand.
437
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,839
But don't start making up
lies just for attention.
438
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,479
You're just jealous
because I'm happy,
439
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,199
and you're back to being
Debbie fucking Downer.
440
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:52,519
Listen to me. He
begged to fuck me.
441
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,479
No, Debbie, you listen to me.
442
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,679
It's not my fault
your life's shit.
443
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:59,639
Two feral daughters - one is
a lesbian, pardon my French -
444
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,320
but don't take that out on me.
445
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,040
I am the more fuckable sister.
446
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,519
Boys, get ready for the
wildest night of your lives.
447
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,279
THEY LAUGH
448
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,239
BUZZING
449
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,879
Oh, come on, please!
450
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,200
For old times' sake. I
was your best croupier!
451
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,759
Oh, for God's sake. It was
a prank call on my stag.
452
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,439
Of course I don't have a gun.
453
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,839
What, you think I'm just going to
whip out a gun and shoot everyone?
454
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,599
What, you think I've
got a gun in my bag
455
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,199
I'm trying to get inside
to finish the job?
456
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,680
Seriously?!
457
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,959
Go on.
458
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:42,159
♪ Well, sometimes
I go out by myself
459
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,400
♪ And I look across the water
460
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:51,799
♪ And I think of all the
things what you're doing
461
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:55,600
♪ And in my head
I paint a picture
462
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,199
♪ But since I've come on home
463
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,919
♪ My body's been a mess
464
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,599
♪ And I've missed
your ginger hair... ♪
465
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,999
Fuck feminism. Women don't control
us. We play by our own rules.
466
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,559
♪ Won't you come on over?
467
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,960
♪ Stop making a
fool out of me... ♪
468
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:21,319
BOTH: - ♪ Oh, why don't you
come on over, Valerie? ♪
469
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,479
Wow, you do sound just like her.
470
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,159
So do you.
471
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,400
Ah!
472
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,039
I knew it. You're
still a feminist.
473
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,560
-Only for you.
-Oh!
474
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,919
-Say it!
-Argh!
475
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,479
Say I'm the more
fuckable sister!
476
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,399
Book another smear test,
you single, old hag!
477
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,799
Hey, you two! This
isn't feminism.
478
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,799
Feminism has gone
too fucking far.
479
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,519
I don't need feminism.
480
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,239
I've got a boyfriend.
481
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,159
You should both be ashamed.
482
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,920
This is what a
feminist looks like.
483
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,320
Come on, baby.
484
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,959
Look, Deb, I am sorry your
life has turned out this way.
485
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,359
Two lesbian daughters?
486
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:18,999
Men take one look at you
and run for the hills.
487
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,399
Spencer was right to leave you.
488
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,439
And I'm not surprised Dev
doesn't pay for anything
489
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,280
cos you're not worth anything!
490
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,560
You're right. Thank you.
491
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,919
Have you ever heard the phrase,
492
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,519
"Ask for forgiveness,
not permission"?
493
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,960
No, why?
494
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,000
No reason.
495
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,159
Run away with me.
496
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,639
Well, where would we even go?
497
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,519
Paris. Just you and me.
498
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,079
We'll run Bianca Bar together.
499
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,519
- VAGUELY FRENCH
ACCENT: - La Bianca Bar.
500
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,159
-You'd really do that?
-Bianca, listen to me. You're everything.
501
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,919
We're going. We're starting
again. We could do it ourselves.
502
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,519
Raise Nicky with two mums.
What's more feminist than that?
503
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,039
He'll be the most naturally
blonde baby in all of Paris.
504
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,879
Yes, yes! Let's do it! When?
505
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,479
Now. We're getting little
Nicky, and we're leaving.
506
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,720
Wait!
507
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:16,120
Can I still be in the Perfect Pussy
Club even though I've had a kid?
508
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,079
I don't know.
509
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,279
You'll have to let
me have a look.
510
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,119
A single mother? I had no idea.
511
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:27,639
And stealing your education
back from university, too?
512
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,559
-It's amazing.
-And look at me.
513
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,999
Holding it completely normally.
514
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,599
Not thinking or
doing anything weird.
515
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,719
I got you completely
wrong, you know.
516
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,559
I thought you were a bit crazy,
517
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,639
but postpartum depression
is a very real thing.
518
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:45,559
That's OK. Most people
don't understand me.
519
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,720
But maybe... you do.
520
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,999
Where is she?!
521
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,519
Please, be quiet. We've
got a mother and baby here.
522
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:56,919
-That's not her baby. -It's mine.
-You don't even like babies.
523
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,719
Look, it's not my fault, OK?
Everyone was giving me attention.
524
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,519
What was I supposed
to do? Tell the truth?
525
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:02,879
I can't handle the truth!
526
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,319
You need help.
527
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:05,879
You should be back
on the psych ward.
528
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,960
She did try. They just
wouldn't take her.
529
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:21,759
-That was quick.
-My card's been blocked because of unusual activity.
530
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,559
What's the unusual activity?
531
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:24,760
I've been using it.
532
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,759
All been OK out here?
533
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,719
It was rough. Kind of
felt like that time
534
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,079
you all forgot me at
the petrol station.
535
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,239
Oh, no, we didn't forget you.
536
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,159
Josie asked us to drive away.
537
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:40,799
-What?
-Yeah, when Deb was shouting out the window, "She's gay."
538
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,319
Thought she was saying,
"This way, Seb. This way."
539
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:45,280
I thought she was
telling me to follow.
540
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,119
Be honest with me.
541
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,640
Do you think Josie doesn't
want to be with me at all?
542
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,679
If I'm being honest,
543
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,440
I really don't think Deb
was shouting, "This way."
544
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,920
I think Josie
might be a lesbian.
545
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,279
She married me. We're
trying for a baby.
546
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,000
Why would a lesbian do that?
547
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,960
I just don't think there's
any pleasing these women.
548
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,439
I think I'm going to stay
out just a little longer.
549
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,999
Where will you go at this time?
550
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,160
Seb?
551
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:27,079
This is so exciting. A one-way
coach trip to Paris with no stops.
552
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,159
Croissant for three!
553
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,399
Perfect Pussy Club on tour.
554
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,159
Perfect Pussy Club on tour.
555
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,439
I know! I'm so excited.
556
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,640
I'm just going to go and ask the
driver when we're going. One sec.
557
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,160
SHE SIGHS
558
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,400
BUS ENGINE STARTS
559
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,600
I love you.
560
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,880
I think I do want to
have a kid with you.
561
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,439
I don't know.
562
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,319
I'm not sure we're ready.
563
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:33,879
I know you don't want one.
564
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,639
I changed my mind.
565
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,679
I got so much attention
with that baby earlier.
566
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,359
It was amazing.
567
00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:42,719
I was a natural.
568
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,679
I think I should leave
you on your own for a bit.
569
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,119
What? Please don't go.
570
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:49,599
I'm starting to worry we're
not right for each other.
571
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:50,999
You can't leave.
572
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,879
Um, er...
573
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,240
...I'm pregnant.
574
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,199
What?
575
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,839
Oh, my God. Well, how
far along are you?
576
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:03,359
When did this happen? I've
got so many questions! Um...
577
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,559
It's not important.
578
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,120
I'm just so happy!
579
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:13,359
You were out late.
580
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:15,000
Where have you been, then?
581
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,320
Book club.
582
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,359
What did I tell you,
girls? We don't need men.
583
00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:27,839
A boot full of gone-off goodies
and door-to-door service.
584
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:29,999
It doesn't get better than this.
585
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,799
Hector's back.
586
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,239
-Hector 2.
-He's so handsome.
587
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,599
-He is.
-How did you get him?
588
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,239
Forgiveness, not
permission, girls.
589
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,599
Forgiveness, not permission.
590
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:42,800
CAR ALARM PIPS
591
00:27:42,801 --> 00:27:44,000
Now that's feminism.
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