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Don't I look sexy?
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The woman on the counter did it for free.
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All I had to do was buy all the products.
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Come on, love.
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Go and put something nice on.
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Go and put on that dress
that I looked out for you.
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Check her legs.
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Pin her down.
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- Stop writhing!
- Leave me alone. It's my body.
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I should be able
to grow my hair how I like.
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Stop being so selfish for fuck's sake.
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It's your Nan's funeral.
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I am genuinely worried
it's a bit too harsh.
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Do you know what I mean?
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I just want to let him have it,
though, tell him how I feel.
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Which is?
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Not good.
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Did you write that down?
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"Hi, Dad. Hope you're well.
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Actually, no I don't.
It's Josie. Remember me"?
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It might help to remind him
if you say you're the ugly one.
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Excited to see Dad then?
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You know that dream that
you get when your parents
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- walk in on you having sex?
- Yeah?
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I look forward to having that
so I can see Dad again.
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Sometimes I invite him to stay and watch.
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I know.
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This is the happiest day of your life.
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- Not entirely--
- Nicky's leaving
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to open his ice bar in Manchester today.
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- What? Billie Bar?
- Yeah.
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He asked me to go with him.
Can you believe it?
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It would be completely
ridiculous to go, right?
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Unless you think
I should do it.
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No.
I don't think you should do it.
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Yeah.
I was never gonna go.
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I've seen the truth.
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Nan dying has taught me a big lesson.
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Life is futile and we should probably
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- just get it over with?
- No.
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Men always come crawling back.
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Do they?
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Yeah, well, just look at Dad.
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Ten years ago, he fucked off for tea bags,
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and lo and behold,
now we're gonna see him.
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Mm.
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So I just need to let Nicky go,
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realize the grass isn't greener,
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and then he's gonna come
crawling back, just like Dad.
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Why aren't you wearing your ring?
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- The patriarchy.
- No way.
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- I'm not--
- I'm not falling for that again.
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It's not the patriarchy.
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It's just a ring that you have to wear
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that says you're mine forever and ever.
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I think it's best if I come today,
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give you some support as your fiancé.
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And--and you know about
my abandonment issues.
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It's just--it's family only.
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I am family.
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Wow.
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Did you shave your legs?
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My Nan is dead, Seb.
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God.
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Oh, Billie, you look so feminine.
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I really wish you'd have more
respect for the dead, Josie.
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Ooh.
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You know, I can't believe your car's still
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at the MOT, Deb.
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Still the problem with the wheels?
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- Yes.
- Yeah.
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What is the issue?
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Um, uh...
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they've exploded.
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Ah.
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Bye, darling.
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Josie loves you.
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Perhaps I could just pop in.
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You just wouldn't like it.
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It's a closed funeral, very intimate.
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Blood relatives only.
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Right.
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She's your mother-in-law?
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Yeah, I just think it's best
if you weren't there, okay?
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It's been hard for the girls,
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what with all they've gone through.
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Death is difficult for us.
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I thought you of all people
would understand that.
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I'm sorry.
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How selfish of me.
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You're just looking out for the girls.
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I did wonder, actually,
if you all fancied joining me
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for lunch at my house later?
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Little wake of sorts.
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It really helped after Lisa's funeral.
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We'd love to.
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Right, well, I'll just be in
the pub 'round the corner then.
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Oh, and Deb, will you let me
know when this is finished?
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There's something else
I'd like to do today.
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Just us.
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Sounds delightful.
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If that's okay with the girls.
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You're such a good mother, Deb.
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I am a good mother.
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Why can't he come to the funeral?
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You know exactly why.
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'Cause Dev and I have a connection
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over both of us being bereaved,
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and it would be nice
if you didn't try to ruin that
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by pointing out the fact
that it's built on lies.
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Your dad is dead, and that is
the last I will hear of it.
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But he's not.
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He's alive. He's in there.
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Can't see him yet.
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Wow.
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So she's definitely dead then.
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- Were you suspicious?
- I don't know.
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I thought Dad might have
set this whole thing up
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so he could see me again.
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You think he staged Nan's
death to get to see you?
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People do strange things for love.
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Do you not think if he
really wanted to see you
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- he'd have texted?
- Right.
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Let's get in there and show him
how well we are doing.
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If anybody asks,
I am an incredible mother
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and successful businesswoman
with absolutely no debt.
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Josie is happy and engaged to a man
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with absolutely no mental health issues.
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And Billie--
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- Billie's a virgin.
- Nice.
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I'll lead with the
Josie thing, bride-to-be.
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Right.
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Show time.
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Do you think there's space
for me in there too?
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If you're going to kill yourself,
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at least have the decency
to do it tomorrow.
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It's hard to appear to be thriving
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while you're threatening suicide.
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So is Nan in heaven?
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I dunno.
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- Are we going to heaven?
- Probably not.
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No point. We won't know anyone.
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Where the fuck is he?
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Well, I think that's everyone.
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Thank you for gathering here
to remember Elizabeth--
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Where's Spencer?
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Unfortunately, he couldn't be here today.
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- What?
- Huh?
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Did--did--did you want to say a few words?
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Oh.
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Um...
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Nah.
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I forgot my vintage
Cartier bangle.
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Oh.
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Yes, Mr. Sugar, I will make
that 4:00 p.m. meeting.
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What a prick.
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Who doesn't come to their
own mother's funeral?
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I know.
We shaved my legs for nothing.
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Do you think Mum's okay?
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She'll deal with it in her
own way, complete denial.
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Where are you going?
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I was wrong.
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Men don't come crawling back.
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We have to crawl to them.
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What?
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I'm going to find Nicky.
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Ooh, lunch for the girls at Dev's house.
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We'll be living there next.
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I wonder what else
he's got in mind for me today.
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Maybe he'll propose.
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This is where Lisa was laid to rest.
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I know you have trouble getting over
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the death of your husband.
I struggle too.
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But by bringing you here,
I know that Lisa
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is at peace with me moving on.
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Lisa, I want you to meet Deb.
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She's wonderful, just like you.
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It's all right.
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I feel emotional too.
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She's younger than me.
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Missed you.
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How'd your speech go?
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He wasn't even there.
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Don't know why I'm surprised.
All men let us down.
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Well, I'm still here.
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Why--why don't you say it to me?
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Pretend I'm him.
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Tell me how you feel.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Don't know how I would say.
It feels stupid.
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It's not stupid.
He wasn't nice to you.
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He wasn't, was he?
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No.
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You've had one of the worst childhoods
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that I've ever heard about.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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It was really traumatic for you.
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It was, wasn't it?
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Yeah.
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Does that make me...
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Special?
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Yeah.
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Very special.
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Look at this massive house.
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Dev's a fresh start.
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He represents the new.
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None of that old baggage from the past.
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That's why I love him.
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Where did he take you today?
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His dead wife's grave.
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Mm.
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Heated floors.
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Wow.
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I kept some of Lisa's things.
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I didn't know what to do with them.
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Mm.
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I feel the same way about Josie.
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Except I won't have to
'cause when she dies,
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I'll make sure I kill myself.
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Hmm.
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I'm gonna check on my tajine.
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Come along, Seb.
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Look at all these fancy products.
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I always think they'd be so delicious,
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but I know you're not
supposed to eat them.
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Wow.
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The things I'd do to you.
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You look different, Seb.
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- I've done it.
- What?
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It. I've done it.
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- Me and Josie.
- Ooh!
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And you know what?
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♪ I think we're gonna do it again ♪
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That's fantastic news.
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You see what I mean?
We show these women no fear.
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You all right?
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It's just that
I feel a bit nervous
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about having the girls around.
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But Deb's just been so good
at helping me move on.
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Ooh, look at me. I'm Lisa.
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I wear North Face jackets
and I go outside.
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Oh, I'm Lisa, and I'm dead.
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Good one, Mum.
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What a treat this all is.
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It is an honor to be here.
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And can I just say,
this coo-coo is delicious.
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Orange juice is a bit strong.
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It's so wonderful having you all here.
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This house can get so lonely sometimes.
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There's something
I want to ask you, Deb.
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But I really want Billie to be here.
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- Is she going to be here soon?
- She's on her way.
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How was she after the funeral?
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I know she had a tough time
after her father.
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She's fine.
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I'm so proud of her.
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She's done such a good job
of moving on after Nicky.
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Look at us girls,
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such strong, independent women.
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You are strong, independent women.
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And this one's mine, forever and ever,
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till death do us part.
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I'm sorry you had to see this.
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I swear to God, Josie,
don't fuck this up for me.
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Where the fuck is your sister?
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Probably halfway
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- to Manchester now.
- You what?
268
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,240
She wants to be with Nicky.
269
00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,240
She wants to hand out
topless shots at Billie Bar.
270
00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:27,960
She's a romantic.
271
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,400
Nicky couldn't give a shit
whether she lives or dies.
272
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,760
People do strange things for love.
273
00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,280
Yeah, not me.
274
00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,400
You told the man downstairs that dad died
275
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,760
- choking on a chicken goujon.
- That's different.
276
00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,240
Dev's coming through for me.
277
00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:40,400
He's like a 2p machine on Brighton Pier.
278
00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,720
If I keep putting in coins,
he's gonna pay out.
279
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,720
I know it.
280
00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,200
Really?
281
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,200
'Cause I don't think he's
paid for a single thing.
282
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,800
- Not once.
- Josie, look where we are.
283
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,680
We are in the massive house.
284
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,120
We are so close now.
285
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,080
He's about to ask us to move in.
286
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:57,120
He's got heated floors.
287
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,280
- What about Billie?
- What about her?
288
00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,760
She can make her own choices.
289
00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,640
She's not my responsibility.
290
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:12,480
Nope.
291
00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:19,880
Is she all right up there?
292
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,280
Absolutely.
Just a runny tummy.
293
00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:24,080
You're such a good mother, Deb.
294
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,080
That's what I love about you--
295
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:29,200
always there for your girls
whenever they need you.
296
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:33,960
A mother, alongside them
every step of the journey.
297
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,320
Road trip.
298
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,200
Quite thrilling, isn't it?
299
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:47,320
The last time I was
in Manchester was with Lis--
300
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,840
never mind.
301
00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:51,760
It's all very exciting.
302
00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,520
My James Bond.
303
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:27,840
Billie Bar?
304
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,400
Bianca Bar.
305
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,520
Sorry.
306
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,720
You know I get nosebleeds
when I get carsick.
307
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,440
I'm dangerously anemic.
308
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,400
A single journey like this could end me,
309
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:45,160
but anything for my future wife.
310
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,440
- Hello?
- She's answered.
311
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,840
Billie, we know you're in Manchester.
312
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,120
We're coming to stop you
making the biggest
313
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,560
mistake of your life.
314
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,800
Yeah, and it was my idea.
315
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,640
What? Oh, no. I didn't leave.
316
00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:01,080
Right, I've got to go.
I'll talk to you later.
317
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:02,200
I'm a bit busy.
318
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:10,680
Of course she didn't really go.
319
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,120
This is your fault, Josie.
320
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,200
What a waste of poor Dev's lovely lunch.
321
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:20,480
What was that question you
were going to ask me, Dev?
322
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,200
Is now a good moment?
323
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:24,800
Uh, okay.
324
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,760
Well, um...
325
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:33,120
it would mean an awful lot
to me if you and the girls
326
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,280
would consider--
327
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,760
It's okay.
328
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:40,160
You can say it.
329
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:45,160
Well, Deb, will you...
330
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:47,240
take me to Spencer's grave?
331
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,720
Yes.
332
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,400
Of course.
333
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,000
I will take you to his grave.
334
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,640
I'd love that.
335
00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,120
Oh, okay.
336
00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:03,120
Well, I'll go fill her up then.
337
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,280
I'll get my card.
338
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,240
No, no, no. It's all right.
339
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,520
I'll get this.
340
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:19,120
You know, we're the same, you and me.
341
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,000
Both natural blondes?
342
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,640
Fuck this. Yeah?
343
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,640
Let's go tell that prick
exactly how we feel about him.
344
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,280
Perfect Pussy Club?
345
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:27,880
Perfect Pussy Club.
346
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,080
And he's going in.
347
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,400
And he's walking to the till.
348
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,480
He's getting his wallet out.
349
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,880
He's removing his card.
350
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:45,600
And he's paid.
351
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:53,880
I know it feels small,
but that man in there
352
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,160
is paying for petrol.
353
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,720
And at this point, he might as well
354
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,160
be cutting me a fucking key.
355
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,440
Congratulations.
356
00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:07,080
Please don't make me marry Seb.
357
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:09,160
I'm not making you do anything.
358
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,960
All I've ever wanted
is for you to be happy.
359
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,360
But the kind of happiness
you want doesn't exist.
360
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,280
So why don't you do the right thing
361
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,440
and love with less of your heart?
362
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,280
Trust me.
363
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,760
When you're married, you'll be
the happiest you've ever felt.
364
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:26,840
- Really?
- Yes. Absolutely.
365
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,440
Is that how you felt about Dad then?
366
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,760
Where the fuck am I gonna find a grave
367
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,720
with your father's fucking name on it?
368
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:48,600
Oh, there he is, the love of your life.
369
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,360
We need to go.
370
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,680
Right now.
371
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,080
Seb's not back in the car yet.
372
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,000
Do you really want me to be happy, Mum?
373
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,560
Of course.
374
00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:57,920
Then drive.
375
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,280
All right, Dev. Let's go.
376
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,000
Josie?
377
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,400
For God's sake,
Seb, she's gay.
378
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,400
Wait.
379
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,520
I am?
380
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,600
Yes, you're gay.
381
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,480
I mean, I prefer queer,
as it encompasses my gen--
382
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:19,240
Don't push it. You're gay.
383
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,160
For now.
384
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:35,840
Threesome?
385
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,720
No, Nicky.
386
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,120
Actually, we're here
to tell you some home truths.
387
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,600
We're sick of being treated like this.
388
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,600
Yeah, you've led us both on.
389
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,120
- We're done. You--you lied.
- You cheated.
390
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:48,200
You're a narcissist.
You treated us the exact same.
391
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,080
And do you know what?
392
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,800
You can have this necklace back.
393
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,040
- What?
- And these.
394
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,520
Don't want them.
395
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,120
- You can have them back too.
- I'll have them.
396
00:18:57,120 --> 00:19:00,120
And I deleted all the photos from Italy.
397
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,480
We're leaving you.
398
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:04,000
Fuck you, Nicky.
399
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000
Yeah.
400
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,240
Fuck you, Italy.
401
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,560
I can't believe
Dad didn't come.
402
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:43,840
I know.
403
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,280
I really expected more from a man
404
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,600
who said he was popping out for tea bags
405
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,000
ten years ago and never came back.
406
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,400
I knew it, really, about Nicky.
407
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,280
Yeah.
408
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,960
Do other women do what we do for love?
409
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:59,720
Yep--and if they say
they don't, they're lying.
410
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,920
He never loved me, really, did he?
411
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,360
Sorry, do you mean Nicky or Dad?
412
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:09,800
I'm not sure.
413
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:38,960
I thought you said his name was Spencer.
414
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,160
Yeah, but everyone called him Clarence.
415
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,920
Fun little nickname.
416
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,320
An old soul.
417
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:46,760
He was 87 when he passed away.
418
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,040
Yeah, young at heart.
419
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,600
Young at heart, though.
420
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,040
Love knows no age, Dev.
421
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:56,520
Well, uh, Clarence-Spencer-Dad,
422
00:20:56,520 --> 00:21:01,040
thank you for the many,
many memories that we have.
423
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,480
I hope I have your blessing to move on
424
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,400
to this incredible man.
425
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,240
He goes above and beyond.
426
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:08,920
He paid for petrol, he--
427
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,160
He's just lovely.
428
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,800
Oh.
429
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,080
- Oh, I--
- I think he's, uh--
430
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:18,880
I think he's speaking to me.
431
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:22,400
Yes, It's almost like he's saying...
432
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,480
"You have my blessing."
433
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,120
How sweet.
434
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,880
Would either of you
like to say a few words?
435
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:30,880
Actually, yeah.
436
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,000
I fucking do.
437
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,480
He's fucking dead.
438
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,320
Yes, isn't he, Billie?
Good girl.
439
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,560
You're a right fucking prick,
and I'm glad you're dead,
440
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:39,200
you fucking freak.
441
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:43,280
Wherever you are, I hope you
never fucking come back.
442
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,600
Sorry.
443
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,080
We all grieve in different ways.
444
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,800
You're such a good mother, Deb.
445
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:52,840
Right, well, now I've got
Clarence's blessing.
446
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,440
Shall we head back to yours, Dev?
447
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:58,120
I think I might need
a little bit more time.
448
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,400
And speaking of which,
I just wanted to let you know,
449
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,040
there's absolutely no rush on anything,
450
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:09,320
but when you're ready,
451
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:12,000
perhaps you could just transfer
me that 30 pounds for petrol.
452
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:17,960
Go on.
453
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,440
What do you want to say to him, then?
454
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,560
You're the artist.
I bet it's really good.
455
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,000
Couldn't have put it better myself.
456
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,680
Bye.
457
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,040
Hope it was worth it.
458
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,320
I forgot to ask.
How was the funeral?
459
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,560
It was a lovely ceremony.
460
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,160
Was it?
461
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:09,160
It was a lovely ceremony.
462
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,160
Vino?
463
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:15,160
How was the pub?
464
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,840
Oh, it was okay.
465
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,040
I met a really interesting man in there.
466
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:22,160
He was too scared to go into the church.
467
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,080
Imagine that--
going to a funeral,
468
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,600
getting all the way to the doors,
469
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,560
and being afraid to go inside.
470
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,000
- Did he say why?
- Yeah.
471
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,360
He was scared of seeing his kids.
472
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:40,040
People are odd, aren't they?
473
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,320
I'm going to see if your mum
needs a hand in the kitchen.
474
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,320
He was scared of us?
475
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,480
Yeah.
476
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,040
Are we scary?
477
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,680
I think we might be a bit, yeah.
478
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,200
Good.
479
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,680
Oh, yeah.
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