All language subtitles for Lost in Space s03e17 Princess Of Space

What's the matter?

What's going on here?

Vader, all hands on deck.

Can't I get one minute's sleep
without... Don't check that automatic

Vader, pipe all hands.

Where are you, you worthless jellyfish,
you spineless space runner?

Oh, there you are.

Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. You rain for
me, sir?

What's going on down there? It's the
crew, sir. They're talking mutiny again.

Oh, they are, are they?

I'll make them walk the gangplank.
They'll dance from the iron arm.

we'd never get home without them.

Oh, but they can't get back to Beta 3
without me either. I'm still captain of

this spacecraft.

Besides, we're on our way home, aren't
we?

Yes, Captain, but five years in space
has simply been too long. And you never

did find the prize like you promised
them you would.

It's the automatic pilot, Captain.

I believe he feels he can run the ship
without you.

Always such.

Captain,

Captain, you shouldn't have done that.
The crew will be very angry.

Here they come.

Quick, Captain, your cutlass.

Well, that won't do any good. I can't
reduce them to tape.

They're only worse than humans.

Oh, but there's the electronic spear.

I'll show them.

the machines.

Back! Back! The mechanical monsters.

Back! Back!

Back, I tell you! Back!

There.

What happened? They've gone.

I don't know. They just suddenly backed
up. What if I only had a human crew?

Listen. It's a bell ringing.

The telescope.

It's ringing.

Five years of searching for this thing.

Five... Five years appointed as human
beings down there on Earth.

Five years, and it never rang once.

That planet we're passing is
uninhabited, isn't it? There are no

down there, particularly the one special
person we've been looking for.

Fire all retros, full speed astern.
Captain, you can't stop now. You

the crew you'd go home. You promised to
give up this insane search. Oh, quiet,

chicken liver, I'll never give up. Man
the space launch.

Full speed astern.

Master of shore party.

Hop lively makes the prizes ours.

Ready?

Wake up.

Sorry, Dad.

Must be quite an interesting book you've
got there.

Oh, it's one of my old children's books,
I guess.

Oh, fairy tales, huh?

Honey, I want you and Will to run down
to the spring. Tell Dr. Smith and the

robot that they can stop counting
insects for the rest of the afternoon.

Okay, Dad.

Oh, and while your mother and I are out
taking star sightings, I want everyone

to stay close to the ship, okay?

Have fun, Mom. Okay. Thank you.

Imagine going to look at stars with your
own husband.

Yes, imagine.

Well, did you ever dream that you were
really somebody else?

What? That maybe your own mother and
father went to real mother and father?

Sure. I'm the president of the United
States, you know. Come on, I'll race you

to that rock and I'll just use one foot.

No, like in some of these stories.

Because last night I had the funniest
dream about the most beautiful palace.

Girls.

Trouble with boys is you don't have any
imagination.

I don't think there's anything wrong
with a palace.

As long as you know you're pretending.

Well,

that's where I own the shoes.

All right, hop aboard the carpet. Lively
now. You want to be a princess or don't

you?

Bye.

Marco, you miserable misfit.

Now easy alongside.

Easy does it. That's a human being in
there.

That's it.

Now, secure the rockets. Back the
airlocks.

Out of my way. This is more like our
prize.

You better take it somewhere else for
unwrapping.

Good thinking.

Now, don't you worry, my dear.

You're a saint.

I'm not going to harm you. Don't worry
about it now.

How did you get in there?

Who are you? Oh, I don't know.

Oh, dear, what are we going to do now?
If the crew sees you only caught a

Shut up! This is your fault, Fader. Hey,
wait a minute.

I should have gone on that shore party
myself instead of just sending my voice.

Captain, please, not so loud.

I've listened to your cheap advice for
the last time. Now, cut that out.

It's not his fault I'm a boy.

And besides, if you are a captain,
that's sure no way to act.

Well, now, you hear that, Fader?

At least we got ourselves a human being
from Earth.

You are, aren't you, my brave little
laddie?

Yeah, I guess so.

Well, don't be afraid of me. Only
cowards like him are afraid of me.

Come here.

Now, you see, we're from the planet
Beta. And for a very long time, we've

looking, everybody's been looking for
our princess.

Princess Alpha.

Well, is she lost or something?

There was trouble. A threatened
revolution by the machines.

But a nurse escaped with the baby
princess to hide her on Earth. All

that's enough.

She switched babies in a hospital,
maybe. Nobody knows for sure.

But somewhere, our princess is still
alive.

You know, that's just like the dream
that my sister... Quiet.

You're what?

Uh... Well,

a person I know had a dream.

Didn't think I'd be in it.

A person, huh?

Tell me the truth, laddie. Are there any
more human beings down on that planet?

Well, I might have bumped into one or
two here and there.

Male or female?

Well, I don't notice girls.

No, no, no, no girls. No.

Well, in particular, one who'd be
maybe... About 13 years old. All right,

know.

Maybe 13 years old by now?

No, no one in particular like that.

We'll find out if you're telling the
truth. Okay.

But, sir, I'm telling the truth. All
right, just be quiet.

What are you waiting for? Open the door.
Oh, yes, sir. Yes, sir. All the things

I have to tell you.

We'll soon find out.

Lie to me, you worthless little...
Captain!

No, don't do that to him.

Of course I won't. Not yet.

Keep him here as a hostage, Vader. Let
him clean up after the crew.

I'm going to show him myself.

If there's one word about mutiny while
I'm gone, I'll hang you off the yardarm.

That's the word of Captain Craspole.

Our captain's been at sea too long, I'm
afraid.

What was he talking about? I don't see
any crew.

Shh, shh, shh.

You mean these?

But these are nothing but regular old
computers.

Just a little shock, that's all. There
are some people on Beta who say the

computers are getting out of hand.

But I'm not one of them, of course.

He's a little messy at times.

Oh, dear.

She wants a glass of oil, I guess.

We'd better hurry.

Well, where are they?

But it's true, I tell you. I thought the
flipper's right there.

Yes, indeed. A mirage, perhaps.

And then the red carpet unfolded right
in front of them.

But when I looked back, it was gone.

Penny, my dear. A charming fantasy. Not
at all uncommon in a girl your age.

Well, if you don't... believe me,
where's Will? I can't find him anyplace.

Probably back at the Jupiter, too, where
we should all be right now, having

something lovely to eat and a nice
little nap.

Ah, what have we here?

Oh, that's my book. I guess I left it.

Ah, yes, I see it all now.

Fairy tales full of castles and kings
and pirates.

I don't know.

Penny, come along.

Believe me. I compute that you are
telling the truth, Penny.

Thanks.

Howdy, mate.

Did you address me, sir?

I was just cruising by and I seem to
have lost my bearings.

Lost your bearings?

Lost your bearings.

Who are you?

Are you a pirate?

Oh, now, that don't be at all.

Here I come looking for some friendly
information about the natives of these

here parts.

Well, actually, my dear sir, I know very
little about this territory.

So if you'll excuse me.

Somewhere around here.

Somewhere close.

Fedor was right. The whole thing is a
mistake.

All those years of searching, and this
blasted thing doesn't even work.

Oh, please don't cry. I'm sure it'll be
all right.

Excuse me, sir. What's the matter?

I sent her up here ahead of us. Don't
worry. She's safe.

But where are we?

Answer me. It wants you here.

I'll explain, Dr. Smith.

Oh, no, you won't. You'll stay here and
do your chores. Keep the crew pacified.

No. Dr. Smith, please help me.

But don't just lie there, you cowardly
clump.

Help us.

I immobilized him.

You doddering dunderhead, just when I
needed you most.

My dear sir, I promise you, we did not
mean to offend.

I'm sure this is all just
misunderstanding.

Yeah, well, I'm sure I have no time to
waste on the likes of you.

Get away from me.

Don't kill him.

Let go of me, laddie.

I wouldn't go down there.

What's happening? What's he going to do
to him?

I can't bear to tell you. He's a
terrible man, a terrible man.

Now, where's Dr. Smith?

Well, I figured the princess would
prefer a little quiet around here.

the tape, that's all.

There we are.

That's him.

That's Dr. Smith?

I don't believe you. You don't believe
me, huh?

Well, you better be sure you don't sweep
him out with the trash.

Here, boy, what's the matter with you?

He said this was Dr. Smith.

Oh, that stupid brute.

But it just looks like a piece of tape
from a taker machine or a computer or

something. Well, someday we'll get back
at that tyrant.

You mean it's true?

Of course.

The people on Beta figured out how to do
that a long time ago, to reduce a

person to tape. It's much handier for
travel and so on.

You simply transmit the tape and then
reconstruct the person at the other end.

You mean we can put them back together
again?

Come on!

Oh, no, boy, I wouldn't dare. Captain
Craspo would slice us both up with a

cutlass. Hey, there!

Up to the bridge! On the double!

Now, wait a minute. You don't like him,
do you?

Now, you've got to help me save Penny,
because she's no more a princess than I

am. She's not?

No.

Well, of course I'll help you then,
but... Hurry up, chicken liver! But not

boy, not now.

Will you please wait?

Be careful Dr. Smith doesn't get torn.

Sorry, Dr. Smith. I'll try not to
wrinkle you.

Just because I dreamed I was a prince,
it doesn't mean that I... Never mind.

were born in a hospital, weren't you?
You don't need to shout at me.

Yes, I guess I was born in a hospital.

And you're the right age, aren't you?

And my telescope tickled, didn't it?

Captain Craspo, if you can't be more
polite, I'm not going to answer any more

your questions.

Oh, there.

Isn't she beautiful?

Did you ever in your life see anybody
who acted more like a lady, like a

princess?

Well, sir, I, um... Smile, fader. Say
yes. You're on cosmic camera.

You mean somebody's watching us?

On beta? Of course, you idiot. I wanted
the royal palace to see and hear the

good news.

Oh, you'll have to excuse an old sea
captain's bad manners, ma 'am, but won't

you sit down? Please sit down. No, thank
you. I wouldn't like to sit down.

Well, I think you'll find the sofa most
comfortable.

All right.

I wish you'd explain.

Of course, of course.

Just a moment, Miss.

If this girl is really from Beta, then
she should remember her babyhood.

Perhaps you should ask her a few
questions.

Shh.

What's the matter, dear? Isn't that soft
enough?

It's just a little bumpy, that's all.

I didn't hear what you said.

It's just a little bumpy. Oh, a little
bumpy, is it?

Yeah, that's better.

A pea.

There was nothing under that cushion but
a pea, Fader.

Oh, good heavens.

The telephone, the radio.

Answer it, Fader. Yes, sir.

This is all so exasperating.

What is going on?

Not a thing, my dear. Not a thing.

Captain, I am not a princess. I'm Penny
Robinson.

Now, take it easy.

Every girl wants to be a princess,
doesn't she?

Not really.

I mean, I don't know.

What about my own mother and father?

Oh, of course. You haven't had a chance
to think about it yet, but Beta is a

beautiful planet.

All it needs is a princess on the throne
to make it like heaven.

You mean they need a queen?

There's nobody left in the royal family
but an old dowager aunt, and she just

hasn't got the power anymore.

Power? To make the royal scepter work,
to protect the people, to keep down the

evil machines.

Captain, it was her, the royal aunt. She
was watching. She spoke to me.

Well, why didn't you call me, you
bastard? It wasn't necessary, sir. She

to inspect the girl herself, in person.

What? She's coming here.

She's going to be transmitted by radio.
She'll be here in four hours. And she's

bringing the royal scepter, just in
case.

You mean she's coming to see me?

Oh, don't ask foolish questions. We've
got work to do.

Come, my dear.

laddie. I need Dr. Smith worse than you
do.

The princess needs him.

She'll need him when she's queen.

The queen has the power to appoint a
royal chancellor, even a prime minister.

What are you talking about?

Here he comes.

Smith, are you all right?

William, where am I?

What happened to me?

I'll explain later, your excellency.

Excellency? Ah, yes, of course.

Excellency, it appears to me that I did
hear that there was a vacancy in the

prime ministry.

Dr. Smith, don't listen to him. You've
got to save us. You've got to save

Please, William, not now.

Not now.

This way, sir, please.

But Dr.

Smith!

Won't anybody help?

Judy,

did you see them? They weren't over
there. I've been calling and calling.

Did you radio Dad to come back?

Listen, there's someone in there.

Oh, it's you, Smith.

Where did the kids go? I can't even find
the robot. Yes, yes, of course.

Would you excuse me? I'm in rather a
hurry. Wait a minute. What's this?

Dr. Smith, what are you doing with this
picture?

It was on the Marines Bureau.

Well, of course it does.

It's Penny at the age of six weeks.

The old aunt will be most interested.

What are you talking about?

And Penny's baby here.

The mother's old diary.

Give these things back.

The people on Beta are much smarter than
we are, don't you understand?

Penny's memory will be tested.

Smith, you're out of your mind again.
You'd better start explaining.

I thought you'd need some help, maybe.

It's all right, Judy. Not to worry. I'm
sorry, miss. You'll only be unconscious

three or four hours. That's all the time
we'll need.

Now, tell me quick. Are you a good
hairdresser?

What? Who are you?

Dr. Smith.

Judy, please.

We all want to be saved, don't we?

Wouldn't you like to be a countess?

What do you think?

Now, keep quiet. I won't hurt anybody.

Take her down to the long door. Come on,
hurry up.

Easy there, matey.

There you are.

Now, come along with me, matey.

Major West?

Are you sure?

Positive. And I have your sister here.

Someplace. I'll find her.

Well, I'm trying, I'm trying.

Hurry. Steady, Penny, steady.

You had it in your hand coming back in
the longboat, sir.

But I haven't got it now.

Oh, here we are.

I knew I had her someplace.

There really is no danger, Penny dear.
I've been through it myself.

Dr. Smith, what's the matter with you?
You're helping him.

We have no choice, Penny. What else can
we do?

It's the only way we can all be safe.

Now, there are three and a half hours
left to get you ready. You better make

your mind. Do you want to be a princess
or don't you?

You'd better decide.

And fast!

No! No, wait!

What did you have in mind, my dear?

Oh, please, please, I'll do anything you
say.

Only please don't burn them.

It's quite all right. There's no harm
done.

Captain Crasper wouldn't have really
burned them up, would you?

Of course not. I would have had them
returned in a jiffy. But, sister, we

no time to waste while you make up your
mind.

You want me to pretend I'm Prince...
Don't you?

You want me to fool that poor old woman
who's coming just so you can win your

dirty old prize.

There's more to be won than that, Penny
dear, much more for all of us.

Just remember, she's your aunt, Aunt
Gamma.

Royal children call her Gammy.

Gammy, Penny dear, isn't that a lovely
name?

Vader has collected thousands of these
kind of details that you should be

remembering if you're a real Vader
child.

But I'm not.

I can't even remember how to...

How could I possibly fool anyone?

And if I don't, she'll probably have us
all beheaded.

Oh, but everybody, don't say that.

Well, then we'll all together.

Because I won't be beaten. I won't give
up.

In three and a half hours, I shall make
you a princess or resign from the prime

ministry forever.

Come along, dear. There's not a moment
to lose.

I feel instinctively that this will be
my most important creation.

Very well, but be careful of those pins,
maestro, or you will create a sieve.

There may our feeble attempts at human
any.

Time is of the essence.

I have exactly three and a half hours to
transform Penny into a princess.

Less talk, more work, or you will not
make it.

Never fear.

The myth is here.

Faster!

Yes, yes. Faster, faster, Boonie.

Faster.

And two, and three, and four, and one,
and two, and three, and... Oh, no,

no, Penny, this is so important. Don't
you realize that? Now, let's try it

again. And for heaven's sake, do watch
carefully.

So, one, and two, and three, and four...

Over there.

Over there?

Yeah. Throw.

Now, when you walk through the door, I
will give the order for the drums to

roll. Then you will take a step and
wait.

A step and wait.

A step and wait. Come on, try it.

Step and wait.

Step and wait.

Faster! Put some elbow grease into it,
laddie. One spot on that deck and you'll

get 40 lashes.

50 lashes.

Faster! Faster!

Penny, how can you go along with all
this?

And this is a picture of your cousin,
the Archduke, and his three daughters,

Iota, Kappa, and Sylvia.

These are them.

And this one, this picture here, is a
picture taken at the Summer Palace

of the Baron and Baroness Grabowski.
He's an uncle on your mother's side,

removed. And they're faster!

Yes, sir. Faster, faster.

A robot's work is never done.

Diction and elocution, most important
for a princess.

Now, listen carefully and repeat after
me. The beets in beta boil better on the

burner. The beets in beta boil better on
the burner. The beets in beta boil

better on the burner. The beets in beta
boil better on the burner. Stop it! Stop

it!

I'm so nervous. I feel faint.

Is there anyone around here who can

control those beastly machines?

I beg your pardon, ma 'am. What did you
say?

I said, isn't there anyone around here
who can control those beastly machines?

Oh, yes, ma 'am. Shut up!

Stop that music, you bastard!

Oh, pardon me, ma 'am. For shame,
Captain, for shame.

Excuse the language, Your Majesty.

Quite suitable.

Well, help me down.

Now, which one of you is this girl I'm
supposed to infect?

Well, I don't think she's quite ready
yet, Your Majesty.

But that's nothing unusual for her.

Hush, William.

Your Majesty, the captain asked me to
prepare a bill of particulars, the

credentials. That can wait.

May I present myself, Your Majesty? I am
Dr. Zachary Smith.

longtime friend, protector, and guardian
of the lovely child. I'm sure you must

have heard of me.

And may I say that I have always had an
instinctive feeling that there was some

mystery about her, some glorious secret
of her origin.

You may say it, Dr. Smith, but it won't
do any good.

Now, Captain, where is she? Right this
way, Your Majesty.

Thank you.

Really?

Oh, my.

Wow. Is that really you, Penny?

Hush, will you?

Stand up.

You're very pretty.

She's so beautiful, I think I'm going to
cry.

Your Majesty, may I present this lovely
child whom I have had the honor to know

thus far as Miss Penny Robinson.

Oh, shut up.

Get out of here, all of you.

Leave us alone.

But, Your Majesty, it is I who ever...
Out! Out! Out! Yes, I quite understand.

Come with me, child.

Come, come. Don't be afraid.

There, there.

That's a good child.

Sit here, my dear.

I don't think that has meant any harm,
Your Majesty.

I suppose you'd prefer to call me Aunt
Gammy? Aunt Gammy?

Oh, yes, that does seem to sound
familiar in the back of my memory

Oh, I don't know how I could have
forgotten.

And you look exactly like all my dear
sister's children used to.

I suppose you know that, too.

No, no, I didn't.

But I'm so glad you told me.

They did show me

some pictures of the royal family.

And it did seem that some faces were
rather familiar.

For instance, do you have a cousin
named... Oh, stop that, child.

Do you know how long I've been searching
for my niece?

All I was told was that Princess Alpha
was hidden someplace on Earth by a nurse

years ago.

Captain Craspo said the nurse sent a
message back.

K -1 -2 -B -6 or something like that.

A garbled message.

The last we ever heard.

Don't you know how desperately the
people of Beta need their princess to

our beastly machines under control?

I'm not afraid of machines.

The real Princess Alpha wouldn't be.

In her hands, in her hands only, the
magic of the royal scepter will work.

Magic? Of course.

For instance, I can... Materialize the
scepter out of thin air.

But that so far is my power.

What's the matter, child?

Didn't Captain Craspo explain this to
you?

Well, I just didn't know that the people
on Beta believed in magic, that's all.

Well, if people don't believe in magic,
they'll turn into machines themselves.

Now, it says on that paper...

Fraspo has been trying to cheat.

He's been teaching you to lie to me.

What? Well, you see, ma 'am... No, never
mind.

Anyone who would lie about a thing as
important as this should be boiled in

don't you think?

Yes.

I mean, no.

Oh, this is very important to me, ma
'am.

In fact, it's important to my whole
family.

Stop sniveling.

Just answer one question, child.

Are you my niece or aren't you?

I'm... I'm... Oh, I don't know.

Oh, I hate myself.

Well, of course you don't know.

That's just the right answer. Sir,
Alpha, dear.

Alpha? Of course.

I knew it was you the minute I saw you.

And I've never been wrong about
anything.

Your eyes are just the right distance
apart.

Captain Crespo!

All present and accounted for, Your
Majesty. You wish to make an

presume? I do.

Captain Craspo, will you please be kind
enough to put yourself in the brig?

To what?

And you, whoever you are.

Fedor, Your Majesty, ship steward, 14th
class.

You are the new acting captain here.

I am, ma 'am.

You heard her, you conniving tyrant! Now
hand me that tape!

Why, you ungrateful ingrate! Into the
brig!

That once you hear, out to the brig with
you. Why, you double -crossing

little... What did you put in that
letter, you blastin'? I'm a double!

of all the injustice.

After a whole lifetime of faithful
service, I obey.

March!

That dreadful man.

Your Majesty, I think you are much too
miserable.

I, of course, am completely innocent of
any wrongdoing.

I'm sure.

Now, look, Your Majesty, if you think
you're going to do something to my

just for pretending... Oh, no, no, no,
no.

No, Captain Craspo is being punished for
his lack of faith.

I guess maybe I'm not really your
sister.

But I still love you as much. What?

Of course she will.

She'll love all of us.

And we'll never have any more trouble
from those nasty machines. Will we,

dear? Alpha?

Oh, what a lovely name, Your Majesty. I
proclaim a holiday. Long live Princess

Alpha. You, sir, are dismissed.

Yes, Your Majesty.

Yes.

Dreadful man.

We'll have to dispose of him.

But this is a time for only happy
thoughts.

But that wasn't helping us, Annie. Let
go of me, boy. I got rid of Captain

Craspo, didn't I?

Yes, but now that old lady thinks
Penny's a princess.

And what's worse, Penny thinks of
herself.

Of course. And now we've got to get
ready for the coronation.

She's going to give your sister the
scepter, boy. The magic scepter.

Just wait and see how I've helped.

Come closer.

Come closer.

Success is almost ours.

They'll all see, won't they, my friends?
Just before we blow them to atoms, huh?

Because when Aunt Gamma hands that
stupid little girl the scepter, I'll be

to grab it. Don't you worry.

And when we have the scepter, Beta will
be ours.

At last, we will control the universe.

Oh, how long I've waited for this
glorious day.

Mother.

You've been making a coat for me.

My captain's coat.

Mother, how wonderful of you.

Thank you so very much.

It's very pretty.

I like it very, very much.

We'll show them, won't we?

Captain Craspo?

Captain Craspo. Oh, leave me alone.

Captain Craspo, you have to listen.

Now, is it possible that a ship steward,
14th class, could be a machine, a

computer, a spy, maybe? You're against
me. You're all against me. And after all

those years of fateful searching,
searching... Listen!

Now, I said I was over by that computer
place, and I saw Fedor go in there.

Get out!

Why did you come here to taunt me? Did I
really hurt anybody?

Did I keyhole you at the start like I
should have? Now get out, you

ungrateful... Captain Fedor!

It's locked. He locked it.

Captain Fedor.

Captain Grefo, you've got to listen.

Oh, if that don't beat all that little
pipsqueak.

You're all pipsqueaks. Every last one of
you.

Royal land.

Prince is phony.

Yeah, and all you Robinsons, too.

And you're nothing but a dirty quitter.
But I'll never be beaten because I'll

never give up.

I hate you.

Hey, hey, laddie!

Did I hear you say something about
computers?

Machines?

Fedor is one.

Well, get me out of here. Don't just
stand there.

Yes, sir.

Oh, can't you hurry up and get him out
of there?

Here he comes.

He'll be quite comfortable.

There's really nothing to it.

Where am I?

Nothing to worry about, Major West.

The Robinsons' remaining daughter will
explain it all to you.

Remaining daughter?

Yes. Judy.

We're in rather a hurry just now.

On with the coronation.

Coronation? There's no reason for
concern, Major. It's all for the best.

Whatever's good for you must mean
trouble for everyone else, man. Bear me

insults. Now you tell me what this is
all about.

Now, that's enough, Major West. If you
interfere in any way, I'll have Captain

Fedor order his computers to... to...
Where are they?

What happened to those nasty computers
that were here?

I thought it best to keep the crew below
decks till after the coronation, Your

Majesty. Oh, how very thoughtful.

Now, come along.

You'll see.

We're all going to live happily ever
after. Oh, I hope so. I do hope so.

Soon. Very soon.

Be patient.

There, that one got it.

Ow.

Here.

Harder, harder. Here, use this.

What is it? My telescope.

It started this whole mess. My princess
finder. It's a worthless hunk of junk.

Go on, hit it.

until I give the signal to attack.

Are you ready for the coronation, Your
Majesty?

Quite ready, thank you.

Let us proceed.

Yes, Your Majesty.

Why don't you keep quiet?

Start the drums.

Drums.

What are we going to do?

Don't worry. It's all right.

If some of this is not over, I'll find a
way to get us out of this.

You look ravishing, my dear, simply
ravishing.

I do hope you won't forget your devoted
friend, Dr. Smith, in your hour of

triumph. I don't think this is such an
hour of triumph.

I feel just like crying.

But I quite understand, my dear. I
always cry at coronations.

Will you stop this silly chatter?

In the name of the good people of Beta,
I will now command the royal scepter to

appear.

Are you ready to receive the symbol and
instrument of your royal power, your

majesty? I guess so.

I mean, yes.

Behold!

How magnificent.

I now present thee with this, the
magic...

Seize him.

Hang him.

Oh, no, you don't. This is the real
Cutlass this time, and this is an

And anybody moves, gets erased.

Why, you, you treacherous barbarian. And
you. Please shut up, ma 'am, your

majesty. Listen to that.

This man Fader here.

It can't be Frasco.

The telescope, it was ringing.

Well, what of it? Let go of my arm.

It wasn't pointing at Penny. It was
pointing at the robot.

Well, the crazy thing did that before.

It's no good. Now, let go of my arm.

I get fast, Will.

Well, remember that garbled message the
nurse sent years ago?

That K -1 -2 -B -6?

Well, that's like the sequence we use to
program the robot.

Now, suppose that nurse hit the baby
princess and then reduced her to tape.

where would be the perfect place to hide
the tape?

I get it.

Now, what are those numbers? K -12? B
-6. Got it.

Warning! Warning!

Stay back! Robot, all of it's
materialized. The real princess is K -12

Check. Materialize her at once!

I'm ready.

It's all right, everyone.

The real purpose is here.

Oh, my dear.

My darling.

It's you. Really you this time.

And Gary.

Those nasty machines ran away the moment
they saw you.

And as for you, my dear, everyone has a
right to be wrong once.

Yes, ma 'am.

Oh, but here, you'd better take this.

Thank you.

Point it at him.

Hurry! No, no, no, please!

Look, there's nothing left of him but a
computer card.

And this is all that's left of the one
named Fedor?

Yes, I've got... to take it back to them
before they leave.

Aunt Gamma said he might be
reconstituted into a useful machine.

Well, it all sounds quite incredible.

Come on. There's still time to meet them
all.

All right.

Let's go.

Aren't you going to go see them all, Dr.
Smith?

Certainly not. Such commonplace people.

Mere riffraff.

You have no idea how delighted I am not
to be drafted as prime minister for

their ridiculous planet.

Ah, William.

But here.

Here stands our real treasure.

If only we had a deeper understanding of
secret codes.

If only we knew more about the glorious
mysteries that lurk inside our

illustrious friend.

Just think of it, William.

What was a princess could just as easily
be a gold mine.

You know, I never thought he had it in
him.

Have you?

The beets in beta boil better in the
butter.

In the butter. The beef in better boiled
butter in the boiler.

My, Nanny, you'll never make it.