All language subtitles for Lost in Space s03e13e14e15 Two Weeks In Space, Castles In Space, The Anti-matter Man

Now, this lunch is almost ready. Good.
Oh, it's fun to cook over an open fire.

Yes, isn't it?

Oh, you know, it's too bad that Will
couldn't have come with us. He'd have

enjoyed this.

Someone had to stay with the ship.

Do you mean to say that Dr. Smith
couldn't watch over the Jupiter II all

himself?

Since when has Dr.

Smith been able to do anything for
himself?

Oh, well, really, do you have to keep on
working? Couldn't you stop for a while

and enjoy the scenery?

Well, the original reason for this trip
was the radar station.

Now you?

The girls and the scenery are all
welcome added attractions.

Why, Professor Robinson.

We've got company.

It's like a Class B -7 intergalactic
spaceship.

But in this area?

Attention, spaceship.

This is John Robinson from the Earthship
Jupiter II.

Please identify yourselves.

Hello, Jupiter II.

This is Earthship Venus V, and are we
glad to find you.

We're preparing to land.

Activate landing beam.

It can't be an Earth ship.

I know.

Activate the radiation shield.

We're going to have to find out a lot
more about them before we let them land.

Repeat. Activate your landing beam.

Attention, spaceship.

You are not an Earth vehicle. We know
that. Now, who are you and what do you

want? Activate landing beam.

We'll explain everything once we've
landed.

Explain it now or we won't let you land.

John, who do you think it is?

Some renegade masquerading as an Earth
ship.

But now that the force shield's up, we
don't have anything to worry about. They

can't land.

Fly it right through our shield.

It's holding.

They put up a protective shield.

We'll never be able to land.

Put us on automatic control.

We must land on that planet.

It's our lives or theirs.

There must be a way to get through
there, defensively.

I see you two music lovers are still
enthralled with the intergalactic hit

parade. It does sound kind of like
music, Dr. Smith, if you listen hard

Indeed? Well, sometimes it does.

And after all, a robot does not live by
programming alone.

Some culture is required to keep my
tapes in balance.

What do you know of culture, you
ignominious ignoramus?

It's pathetic.

That's what it is.

We must land on that planet. We have no
other choice.

But we've tried. We can't penetrate
their radiation shield. Then we must try

again. There must be a weak link in
their defenses.

Look.

A perfect landing place.

But their radiation shield.

We'll never be able to penetrate it
without a landing beam. They'll give us

But first, we must prepare ourselves.

We must look like these Earthlings.

Bring up the female.

Get a computation on Earth people
component and run it on the screen.

And now the females, first thing.

Not much improvement.

Turn off the image projector.

Turn on the matter transformer.

First, we two.

Ugly, but I suppose practical.

I kind of like it. Your opinion was not
requested.

Turn off the matter transformer.

Female, go below and prepare for
landing.

It still won't work.

You know as well as I do that
electromagnetic transference is only

daylight hours.

As soon as each night's moons come up,
we'll revert back to our regular forms

again. The daylight hours will be more
than enough for us to destroy their

outpost. But what if we can't exist in
their atmosphere?

We have to test it first.

For at least 24 hours.

Yes, you're right.

But I think I have a way we can manage
that.

A humanoid life form that was on the
ship when we stole it.

Mr. Zundes, can you hear me?

Yes, I can hear you.

You will forget everything about our
forcibly taking over this spaceship and

using it as our escape ship after the
Deutronium Bank robbery.

You will only remember that you are a
tour director taking peaceful

vacationers on an intergalactic cruise.

You will accept us as your vacationers.
Understand?

Yes, I understand.

Tour director.

Peaceful vacation of...

Oh, I must have fallen asleep.

Yes, you did doze off. And here we are
wasting precious moments of our two

vacation. Yes, you promised us wonderful
times, and we've just been floating

around here in space.

A sumptuous word, Mrs. Bond. I promised
you marvelous vacations, and that's just

what you will have.

What do you think it is, robot?

I compute it to be an ionic directional
probe, a radio beam searching for

receiving outlets.

You mean someone's trying to reach us?
Someone is trying to reach any radio

receiver. Maybe they're in trouble. We'd
better help them.

No, William, don't. We have no way of
knowing who it is out there.

They might be terrible people.

Dr. Smith, whoever they are, they're in
trouble or something.

We can't just stand here and do nothing.

Why not?

This is the Jupiter II.

Identify yourself, please.

Identify myself?

This is Zomjish of Altarus Functuus
Limited, of course.

What took you so long to answer?

Well, gee, Mr. Zomjish, we didn't even
know.

And I don't want to hear any excuses
either. My happy vacationers are all

for fun, fun, fun. So please, activate
your landing beam immediately.

I guess he's got us mixed up with
somebody else.

Perhaps not.

He did say that his spaceship was full
of vacationers, did he not?

Vacationers. Happy, carefree people with
their pockets full of valuables, ready

for their two weeks in the sun.

And what better place to vacation than
this planet's paradise of ours?

Dr. Smith, they're headed somewhere
else. They are headed for where the fun

And who is more fun than we are? You,
sir? What is the going rate for rooms in

this part of the galaxy?

With or without running water.

Even if we could, where would we get the
room?

Really, William, we happen to have an
empty spaceship, and you ask where?

Dr. Smith, Mom and Dad and the others
are only going to be gone a few days.

You can't just rent out their rooms.

Just think of it, William.

We are at the beginning of a huge and
lucrative new enterprise.

Smith's Resort Hotel.

Where the best go to rest. It's lovely.

Dr. Smith, you just... Welcome, Mrs.
Umdish, welcome.

This is Dr. Zachary Smith, manager of
the... of Happy Acres.

I know that all your people are very
eager to partake of the joys of our

vacation wonderland, but I must advise
you, my dear sir, we are at the height

our season now, and much as we regret
it, there has been a slight increase in

our rates.

My people have been saving all year for
their vacations. I'm quite sure they

have more than enough to throw Numa
aboard the ship.

To cover all costs.

Deutronium?

Did you hear that, William?

Deutronium. Dr. Smith, you can't charge
them for nothing.

Nothing indeed.

Look at this veritable paradise.

Pleasant meadows in four different
colors.

Lava bed mineral baths. Fantastic
underground caves that will make

nightclubs. And not one, but four
different suns for the really complete

Oh, William, it would be cruel indeed if
we did not welcome those poor, fun

-starved individuals to our happy little
hotel.

Mr. Dundee, I am activating the landing
beam. Prepare your happy travelers for

the very best vacation they have ever
had.

Thank you. We will be arriving shortly.

See? You sign up with Altruist Frontiers
Limited for vacations, and that's

what we deliver.

Fun?

Lovely.

Now, remember, our guests will be here
at any moment. I want them to be made

happy and comfortable in the best
tradition of Smith's Resort Hotels.

Dr. Smith, it's just no fun carrying
people's luggage.

And besides, vacationers are computed to
be extremely bad tippers.

Spare me the complaints.

Did we or did we not all agree that we
would each do the job we were best

for? You agreed.

We took a vote, did we not?

I did not.

You are not entitled to a vote. You are
a ninny.

Well, I didn't get to vote either.

It's not legal to vote until you're 21,
William. Everybody knows that. But

enough of this idle chatter. Our guest
will be here momentarily. Are we all

ready?

Well, I guess so.

Splendid. Now remember our motto.

A happy guest is a paying guest. Yes.

How do you do? How nice to see you. So

nice to see you.

Welcome. Welcome to Happy Acres. Dr.
Zachary Smith, manager, social director,

all -around fun person at your service.

I am Tsamdish. Of course you're
Tsamdish. I knew you at once.

From the intergalactic department store.

Formerly. I'm in business for myself
now.

How very nice.

Alterus Frontuus Limited, sir. Allow me.

Oh, pardon me. My laundry list.

You call this a resort hotel?

Oh, yes, indeed.

As a matter of fact, Happy Acres is the
flagship of my entire chain.

We have scenery in four different
colors, you know.

We humanite life forms are used to
scenery in eight different colors.

I see.

An Olympic -sized hot lava pool.

Only one. We have meteor riding, rocket
testing, all the latest sports,

and not one but two moons for the
romantically inclined.

And we also have a remarkable robot
programmed for exquisite service.

Badminton, anyone?

Not now, Booby. Send to the luggage.
Wait.

My customers want a fun vacation.

I'm not sure it's quite what they had in
mind.

Oh, but you're so wrong, Mr. Zumbish.
This is the gayest resort you've ever

found. Ask anyone in the rest of the
galaxy just how much fun we are.

A money -back guarantee?

A money -back... Yes.

Yes, of course. In that case, we will
give you a trial.

If my vacationers have a good time here,
you will get some more business from

me. If not, both they and I will be very
unhappy with you.

Oh, they'll have a good time. I know it.

All right.

Help him to the luggage.

Bear boy, front.

Yes, sir. Attend to the luggage.

Yes, sir. Now remember what I said.

Let fun be your guide.

Fun, fun, fun.

Never fear.

Smith is here.

Let me assure you, my dear Mr. Zumdisch,
that is what we understand here at

Happy Acres.

Fun, fun, fun.

This way, sir. This way.

Ah, bravo, bravo. You're doing
beautifully.

Fun, fun, fun.

Fun, fun, fun.

There, boy.

Yes, sir.

Great. Must I do everything myself?

Don't talk with your mouth full.

Well, I guess I'm not used to being a
bellboy.

William, you will simply have to shape
up. It is vital that we please our

Now, take all of these things directly
to suite D12.

D12? D12, your sister Judy's room,
William. Can't you remember anything?

I'm sorry.

Now, careful with that luggage. We are
not insured.

Yes, of course, my dear.

And doubly so, now that you've allowed
me the pleasure of stopping your

shuttlecock for you.

I wish you hadn't stopped it so hard.

It's all dented and everything.

Oh, I'm so sorry. How stupid of me to
allow my head to dent your dainty little

shuttlecock. Oh, I guess it's all right.

Just as long as you make sure you don't
do it again.

Oh, I promise you, I shall see that it
does not happen again.

Fun, fun, fun.

Saucy baggage.

1

,900

ritzels.

And 2 ,000 cubits of plutonium. I'm
going to be rich, rich, rich.

Can I go to bed now?

Is all the sports equipment put away?

Yes. And are the hotel grounds cleaned
and sparkly, ready for the gay

of tomorrow?

Yes. And have all our guests retired to
their luxurious suites?

Yes. In that case, I suggest that you go
right to bed. You have to be up bright

and early in the morning, you know, to
prepare breakfast for everyone. And

remember, put plenty of water in the
fruit juice and no second for anyone. A

happy guest is a hungry guest.

guest is a tired robot.

See you soon.

Ah, good evening, my dear.

I would have thought you'd be fast
asleep by now, all tired out from your

round of activities here at Happy Acres.

I tried to sleep, but I couldn't.

Couldn't sleep?

No. I kept thinking about how sweet you
were at the pool this afternoon.

I hope I didn't hurt your pretty head
when I hit it on the badminton court.

Oh, no, my dear.

It was a pleasure and a joy to be hit in
the head by your dainty little

shuttlecock.

You're sweet.

Yes, I know.

And quite good -looking.

Yes, I know.

But not nearly as attractive as you, my
dear.

You know.

It's not uncommon for romance to
flourish in this vacation paradise.

Yes, I've heard about vacation romances,
but I never dreamed it might happen to

me.

Romance can come to all of us, my dear.

But you're so far above me.

Oh, no, my dear. It's you who are so far
above me.

I would like to be on your level. Would
you really like to be just like me?

Oh, yes, my dear. I would like to be
just as rich.

That is to say, I would like to be just
like you.

I think that can be arranged.

If only it could be. Then my fondest
dream would come true.

I do want your dream to come true.

You do?

Until tomorrow?

Until tomorrow.

Adieu. Adieu.

Adieu.

Good night.

The old fool is falling like a ton of
spent meteorites. And you're confident

you'll be able to have him doing your
bidding?

Supremely confident.

He'll make a perfect dupe for the Space
Patrol.

His body orbiting endlessly in space
with some wreckage of their spaceship

have the Space Patrol convinced that
we've met our tragic but deserved end.

But he doesn't look anything like any of
us. You haven't forgotten your matter

transformation ring, have you?

No. Once he has that ring on his finger,
you'll be just like one of us.

We've reverted back to our original
form.

We have to move immediately before the
humans discover who we really are.

Yes, I'm going to be rich and famous.

I shall go down in history as the first
intergalactic innkeeper.

He is only metal.

We must find the humans.

Did you say something, William?

Sleep at the switch I might have known.

Wake up.

Wake up.

Did you hear something strange out here?

I was resting my computer tapes.

A likely story.

I heard a noise out here. You couldn't
have slept right through it? My micro

-mechanism has been worked so hard.

It is tired enough to sleep through
anything.

I never said hotel work was easy.

Two doing the work of three never is.

How dare you? I'm doing much more than I
share.

Don't suppose for a moment it is easy to
count all those receipts.

And besides, isn't it rewarding to know
how happy you are making those

vacationers? Well, I must confess...

Did you hear something, Justin?

I am not programmed for day and night
work. My computer tapes need eight hours

rest, just like any other robots.

You cannot expect me to... Silence!

Spare me the emotional outbursts.

I'm sure it was just some people trying
to sneak in.

I guess.

Yes, that's what it was.

The word is out in the rest of the
galaxy that we are this year's fun

and already we have crashers. Well, I'll
show them. Nobody gets into Happy Acres

except paying guests.

On second thought, you show them. I
hereby appoint you night watchman. But I

already badminton instructor, bellman,
golf pro, lifeguard, dining room and

service waiter, and social director.

You'll also make a wonderful night
watchman.

Well, what are you waiting for?

Find those trespassers and order them
off to hotel grounds.

But my computer tapes need rest.

Night watchmen do your duty.

But I... Very well, you sententious
sloth. I'll go with you and show you how

it's done.

Stand aside.

Well, press the button, boogie.

Also elevator operator.

I could have sworn I heard something.

No one is here but us.

Now can I go back and rest my weary
computer tapes?

Tape my foot. You're not a very good mic
watchman, you know.

I was programmed for more important
work.

Oh, very well. Return to your slumber,
you pitiable pipsqueak. My

thanks you. My computer tapes thank you.
And I thank you. How exciting.

I know I heard something.

I must have heard something.

I have very sound instincts about things
like that.

Oh, well.

Perhaps this once I made a mistake.

Did you ring, Dr. Smith?

Silence, Ruby!

Domino! Domino!

It's all your fault.

Let's finish him.

Must be the sun's rays.

Yes, apparently we only revert back when
the moons are high.

Then we don't have to destroy the
humans.

At least, not yet.

Ah, good morning, my dear Mr. Sumdys.
Isn't it a lovely morning so clean and

fine? Allow me, sir.

Yes.

There we are.

I trust... You had a good night's sleep.

The mattress on my bed was very lumpy.

Regrettable. I shall see to it
immediately.

But tell me, my dear sir, wasn't your
breakfast delicious?

The cereal was just as lumpy as my
mattress.

I'm sure lunch will be marvelous.

Dr. Smith, I'm afraid I must tell you I
find your resort hotel not at all fun

and not at all what I had in mind for my
tour.

But, my dear sir, Your people seem to be
having a wonderful time. Yes, they do

at that.

Yes, no accounting for tastes.

My dear Mr. Dumditch, just give me a bit
more time and I guarantee that I shall

have my hotel operating at 100 % fun
capacity.

Very well.

We'll continue the trial run. But
remember, let your motto be fun, fun,

Oh, my dear sir, let me assure you,
that's all we understand here at Happy

Acres. Fun.

Fun.

Fun. Fun.

Fun.

Fun.

took you so long. Well, you see, Dr.
Smith, I was... Don't you know that

holding up an entire golf tournament?

Well, I guess I do.

I mean, I knew you couldn't start the
tournament without the golf clubs. But

see, I was busy in the galley when you
organized... I simply don't have time

excuses. I'm losing a fortune in green
fees.

Let me help you.

Ah, there we are. Come along.

Thanks a lot.

I'm not going to tell you.

You'll have to come and find me for
yourself.

I'd love to, my dear, but I'm quite busy
right now.

Too busy for the game of romance?

Never too busy for you, my dear.

Ready or not, here I...

do I get as my prize?

Close your eyes.

For me?

Oh, what a surprise. How lovely and in
such good taste.

How sweet of you.

It's a warm, tender, sentimental being.

I shall treasure it always.

I said you wanted to be just like me.

This ring will put us on the very same
level.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Then, until tonight... Until tonight...
We'll meet right

here.

Dr. Smith?

What is this?

I thought you were supposed to be giving
instruction in badminton.

I was.

All morning.

That is, after I finish serving
breakfast.

Oh, my computer tapes are all worn out.
How sad.

Complaints, complaints.

That's all I ever hear. It is not easy
to be a hotel impresario.

Very well. You may return to the hotel
and rest for exactly five minutes after

you have served the guests their lunch.

But lunch hasn't even been cooked yet.

I hereby appoint you master chef.

See to it immediately.

tidy. I must also appoint him chief
guard.

Dr. Smith, are you all right?

Yes, indeed.

I'm getting used to it.

Oh, it's all dented again.

Will you forgive me?

You're forgiven.

I do hope she doesn't try archery.

Why am I forced to do everything myself?
I'm completely exhausted.

You, sir.

Where am I? You are at Smith Happy Acres
Hotel, and don't you forget it.

You're supposed to be a computer, are
you not?

Affirmative. Very well.

Compute this.

10 ,000 cubics of deutronium.

Correct. Why did it take you so long to
come to that conclusion?

If you knew the answer, why did you ask
me?

Yours is not to question why.

Yours is but to total total.

May I rest my tapes now?

No, you may not. We have to finish here
first and afterwards.

I want you to plan the water polo
tournament. I want it ready to start

immediately after breakfast tomorrow
morning.

The period is over.

We can survive in this planet's
atmosphere.

And now we must destroy the humans.

Here.

Lovely, lovely.

I'm going to be beautifully rich.

And I haven't even tabulated the receipt
from tomorrow's water polo tournament.

But I compute that water polo cannot be
played in a hot lava pool. The ball will

melt. You're so clever, I'm sure you'll
think of something.

You'd better finish up the counting
here. I just remembered an appointment I

have.

This is only the beginning.

What did you say, Dr. Smith?

Never mind, Ninny. You don't understand
romance.

Is that you singing, my dear?

I suddenly feel quite strange.

Here I come.

My dear, it's me, your Zachary. I'm over
here, Zachary.

Where are you, my dear?

Your voice is lovely in the moonlight.

Please, come out where I can see you.

There you are.

Please, don't!

I'm so quiet and so alone.

Why did I do that?

And why does my throat feel so furry?

Oh, dear, oh, dear.

Where?

Monsters. Hideous monsters, they've
taken over Happy Acres. Happy Acres?

that? Happy Acres is my... Oh, dear.

I'm so frightened.

I'm half out of my head. I don't know
what I'm saying.

Monsters have taken over the Jupiter II.

The Jupiter II?

Well, where's Will? Is he all right? I
battled those terrifying monsters with

all my strength. I fought them
courageously, but the odds against me

overwhelming that I was finally forced
to flee for my life. Where is Will?

They were so ferocious, so overwhelming.

Where is he? I think he's still in the
spaceship.

With all those monsters?

I'm afraid so.

Maureen, stay here with the girls. We'll
go on ahead and see if we can find out

what's happening.

No, no, I couldn't. Those monsters will
kill me. On that double.

I'm completely exhausted.

I cannot go another step.

Those monsters will kill us all. Come
on.

Smith.

What's going on here?

What's all this sports equipment lying
about?

Sports equipment?

What sports equipment?

We're waiting for an answer.

Oh, yes.

There does seem to be some sports
equipment lying around.

Yes, I know. It's here. I see it.

How did it get here?

I don't really know.

And where are all these monsters you
were yelling about?

Monsters?

There don't seem to be any, do there?

I'm afraid it was just a bad dream I
had. I must stop eating peanut butter

salami sandwiches before I retire.

Let's find Will. Maybe he can tell us
what's happening.

And this better not be one of your
harebrained schemes.

Professor Robinson, I have no idea what
you're talking about.

Peanut butter and salami.

And then I heard those sounds coming
closer and closer.

So I climbed up on top of my closet
shelf and I hid there.

And then after a while, the door opened
and they stepped into the room.

They were terrible, Dad.

Really horrible -looking creatures.

And yet, everything now is as peaceful
as it could be.

Dad, I'm sorry.

The hotel idea seemed like it would be a
lot of fun.

And Dr. Smith said it would be all
right.

That's all right, son. That's not your
fault.

But Smith should have known better.

Robot!

Do you have anything to add? My tapes
were much too weary to make a positive

computation. But my scanners did view
two creatures.

Alien monsters?

I am sorry, Professor Robinson.

My micro -mechanism has just been too
overworked for me to be certain. But you

do remember that Smith thought he heard
something the night before.

That much I do remember, Professor
Robinson.

And last night, these two creatures.

Professor Robinson!

Professor Robinson!

Yes? Professor Robinson, I'm afraid I
made a horrible mistake.

I thought they're just happy
vacationers. But last night, I heard a

had to hide, or they would have...

Try to destroy me as well.

Who are they, Dumdish?

I heard them talking.

They're space robbers who assumed a
humanoid form. They're running from the

justice of the intergalactic tribunal.
They have been searching for a safe

where they could hide and feel they are
founded here after destroying everyone

on this planet.

Where are they now?

Out hunting for us. Out hunting for any
humans who might someday be able to tell

the space patrol their whereabouts.

They'll find Maureen and the girls.

We've got to get there first. Will, stay
here with the robot.

Mind the battle stations.

I am going below.

Mother, how long do we have to stay
here?

Until your father comes back for us.

Oh, dear.

Dr. Smith, what are you doing here?

I don't really know.

Somehow I thought it would be safer out
here.

Well, what's happening back at the
Jupiter 2?

Nothing, nothing at all. It's as
peaceful as can be.

And what about the monsters you said you
were so afraid of?

Monsters, madam? There are no monsters.

Oh, Dr.

Smith! Who are you? What do you want?

Come along.

And the girls?

I have no idea. John, look.

My boyfriend saw this one.

Let's go.

Oh, woe is me.

A lack and a loss.

We will destroy them in the love of him.
One at a time. The mother first.

Turn over that booby.

Yes, sir. Mind your manners.

How are you doing with those, Bill boy?
How are you? Yes, sir.

Goodbye.

Goodbye. I am delighted that everything
was resolved with such a dispatch.

I would have been extremely unhappy if
it hadn't, especially after enjoying the

great hospitality of your fine hotel.

You know, Dr. Smith, I have decided that
you run a very good place.

And I'm going to make it a regular stop
for my fun tours from now on.

How nice.

Careful with the luggage. We're not
insured. Oh, allow me.

Some dish insurance company starting
today.

Goodbye, Zachary.

Goodbye, my dear.

Even though they're taking us many
galaxies away, I'll be thinking of you.

How exciting.

I was hoping you might have a keepsake
for me.

Something which will always remind me of
you.

I may have just the thing.

Excuse me.

Yes, Dr. Smith.

Quickly. What is the value of this?

One dollar, seventy -nine cents.

At any five and ten cent store.

Oh, the pain. The pain.

It's supposed to be worth a king's
ransom.

It is not even worth a Dr.

Smith's ransom.

However... My computers indicate that
there is more to it than meets the eye.

am not interested in meeting your eyes.

I am interested only in immediate cash
value.

Here you are, my dear.

This is for you.

But it's the ring I gave you.

Exactly so.

Much too generous of you.

It's a sacrifice I cannot allow you to
make.

I'll always remember you.

Naturally.

This is goodbye.

Goodbye.

Goodbye. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.
Goodbye. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.
Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.

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Goodbye. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Yes, you.

Oh, Professor, I shall have that sign
off in a jiffy. The Happy Acres Hotel

be just a fond memory.

Frankly, I'm very glad it's all over.

Who says it's over?

Now we're all going to take a vacation.

Vacation? Where are we going to go, Dad?

Not going anywhere. We're going to spend
it right here at Happy Acres. And since

you're the big intergalactic innkeeper,
I'm sure you'll show us a wonderful

time. On the house.

I shall certainly miss that young woman.

I wish she had left me a memento of her
visit to help me through the trying days

ahead.

Is it cold up there?

I wouldn't recommend it for sunbathing.

Do you have much more to do?

We should be able to give it a try as
soon as I get this contact in place.

Well, ready when you are, Mr. Marconi.

Marconi? We'll have a communications
network Marconi never dreamed of once

got this squared away.

Judy, you better call your dad at the
other camp base and tell him we're

up now.

All right.

There, splendid.

Everything is in order.

Now remember, William, always lead the
skeet. In other words, aim and fire

the skeet is not. But where the skeet
will be when my shot reaches it.

Precisely. Now then, feet placed well
apart, and firmly placed, very

splendid. Pull!

Ah, I missed.

By a mile, to use the vernacular.

Silence, Ninny.

Your eye was quicker than your hand,
William. Now let me show you.

I've never missed a skeet shot yet.

Is your dad standing by?

Yes. He's been ready to report anything
he hears.

Okay. Let's give it a try.

Power on.

Hey, it's working great.

What glorious memories this brings back
to me of my

skeet shooting days on dear old Sea
Island.

Picture this, William.

Using my trusty .410 in the all -around
trials, I annihilate the champion.

Dr. Smith, listening to your memories
won't teach me how to shoot skeet.

Indeed, William.

Beginners usually are inspired when I
tell them of my legendary performance.

Legend, a romantic story which is
usually not true.

Mind your manners or you'll lose your
friends, you pot -bellied pumpkin.

Hold!

likely to recover. What a pity I was not
here to supervise the job.

I might have prevented the accident.

Dr. Smith, I know it wasn't intentional,
but you caused the accident.

What?

Really, William. You yourself can
testify to the fact that I was not even

area. No, but the rock you shot was.

What rock?

Well, Dr. Smith was teaching me how to
shoot skeet.

Smith, starting now, I want you to stack
and tag every single damaged part.

Don't you stop until you've finished the
job. Now, do you understand that?

Major, let me remind you that I am far
more proficient at skilled rather than

unskilled labor.

Let's keep shooting, Dr. Smith.

I'd better help him, Don. He doesn't
know much about technical equipment.

No, I don't, Major.

Well, he doesn't know much about
anything.

Period.

It's going to be like putting a jigsaw
puzzle together.

How jolly.

Let me tell you something, William.
Despite the Major's hasty conclusions, I

still maintain that my skeet shooting
was in no way responsible for the

accident. It wasn't?

Well, then how did this get here?

I have no idea.

I shall obey the Major's orders, but
only to keep the peace.

We'll put the antenna together first.

I'll be able to get this free if you'll
just move that rock. I don't think it's

very heavy.

My delicate back will simply not stand
the train.

William, I have a... splendid idea.

It will get much lighter if I employ the
principle of leverage.

Now, let me see. What can I use to
demonstrate?

Here we are. Now, watch carefully.

By bringing pressure there on this
lever, the boulder will rise in direct

to the pressure I exert, thereby freeing
the desired object.

Why are you making such a big deal over
such a little rock?

Spare me the rhetoric, William. I will
prove to you that it does work. Now

are we ready? Here we go.

What have we done?

Good heavens.

There's something frozen inside.

What sort of monster can it be?

I don't know.

But one thing's for sure.

It's still alive.

William, there's a pulsating light
there. What do you suppose it means?

I don't know.

I think we should put it back just where
we found it and forget its very

existence.

This happens to be our most critical
radar site, Dr. Smith.

If we place this object somewhere else,
it might still interfere with our

reception.

Analysis, robot.

Chemical composition of alien
sarcophagus does not fall within the

material with which I am familiar.

However, its form is cryogenetic.

which means that an important
constituent thereof is frozen fluid.

What kind of fluid?

Its elements do not compute.

It does not melt at normal terrestrial
temperatures.

Spare us this aimless cackling and tell
us about that terrible creature inside.

The terrible creature is a living
organism, presently in a condition of

suspended animation.

Ah, William!

I think I saw it move.

It was your shadow, Dr. Smith.

Don, what are we going to do about it?

I'm not sure.

Obviously, it wasn't meant to be
disturbed.

So we have to decide whether to move it
or move our radar site.

I'll let that decision wait until
morning.

Do you think maybe we should put a watch
on it?

Yeah, good thought, Will.

Smith, you and the robot take the first
watch.

Major, due to an unusual metabolic
malfunction, I must tell you that I

far more alert on the last watch than I
would be on the first.

Fine.

You and the robot take the first and
last watch.

Someone out there doesn't like me.

Affirmative, Dr. Smith.

Affirmative. Well

asleep?

Like a baby.

More coffee?

Yeah, thanks.

I wonder if Mother and Penny are asleep.

This is the first time I've been away
from them for this long since we left

Earth. You know, I kind of miss them,
too.

I'm awfully curious about that
sarcophagus and how long it's been here.

Well, if it were made of any known
chemical or mineral, I might be able to

an aging check on it, but this way I
can't even guess. It could be a week, a

year, hundreds of thousands of years. I
just don't know.

And if we try to guess where it came
from or why this particular place was

chosen? Well, if you have any trouble
sleeping tonight, you try guessing

of counting sheep.

I'm going to check in with the others
now.

John, do you read me?

Loud and clear.

We should be set up by dawn. How are you
doing?

We've had a setback.

We're going to be up here longer than we
thought.

Smith?

Who else?

John, we've also come across some sort
of alien life form in a block of frozen

fluid. Frozen fluid?

What do you plan on doing with it?

Well, nothing. It's in a completely
dormant state. I'm going to have Smith

guard over it tonight.

Do you think that's wise?

Whatever it is, it's frozen solid. Even
Smith couldn't goof this one.

Over and out.

Over and out.

Well, I guess he knows what he's doing.

Let me go home.

Let me go home.

Well, I feel so break up.

I want to go home.

First mate, he got drunk.

Broke up the people's trunk.

Constable had to come and take him away.

Sheriff Johnstone, why don't you leave
me alone?

been born.

So hoist up the John B. sail.

See how the main sail sets.

Call for the captain ashore. Let me go
home.

Let me go home. I want to go home. Oh,
let me go home. Why don't you leave me?

I think it said something.

What was it?

You are listening to the wind, Dr.
Smith. I am not programmed to interpret

language of the wind.

Only the language of windbags.

How dare you, you disreputable
dunderhead. Are you suggesting... Robots

suggest. They only state facts.

Hold your tongue, you silly goose.

My feet are cold.

And so are my hands.

There's something wrong with the
controls of this blanket.

The controls are at maximum heat.

The condition of your extremities
indicates that you are nervous.

I'm not full surprised.

You would be nervous, too, if you were
out here standing guard over a block of

deadly frozen fluid.

What do you think I am doing out here,
Dr. Smith? Waiting for a trolley? Spare

me your feeble attempt if you are.

Something's approaching.

There is no cause for alarm.

It was a slide of loose gravel.

Oh, dear.

I'm beginning to imagine things.

I'm not all well.

Oh, dear.

This blanket is definitely not operating
properly.

It's no good.

It's no good at all.

I shall freeze to death unless I have
something hot to drink.

Personnel on guard duty are not
permitted to leave their post without

explaining... There.

That will teach you, you tin -plated
tatterdale.

Ah, the benison of a hot beverage.

Coffee.

So nice.

What a lovely, restful place this is.

I think I'll lie down here.

No, but just for a moment.

After all, there is work to be done.

Yes, just for a moment.

There.

Don, what is it?

I don't know.

I'm going to find out.

Smith, get up. I'm innocent.

What are you doing out here?

Get on your feet.

I must have walked to my sleep. I'll
bet.

Dr. Smith, what's going on?

William, I'm afraid I'm guilty of
deserting my post.

But temporarily, of course. And quite
unintentionally.

The whole ice block is melting.

Whatever was in that sarcophagus
obviously was smart enough to deactivate

robot. Major, I have no idea how it
happened, but I seem to have the robot's

power pack.

Are you sure you don't know how that
happened, Smith? Quite sure.

But I do seem to recall that he was
extremely rude to me.

Dr. Smith called me a tin -plated
tattletale.

You traitor!

I was about to warn him that it was
dangerous to place a thermal blanket in

close contact with a frozen block of
fluid.

I see.

Well, there's one bit of scientific
information we can thank you for,

The fluid melts at thermal blanket
temperature.

And revives the organism it contained.

Don, look at that!

That's what woke me.

I heard something moving past the tent.

Let's see where they lead.

I feel quite shivery.

Achoo! I do believe I'm coming down with
something.

My feet feel like ice.

The reason is obvious, Dr. Smith. You
are standing in frozen fluid.

Melted, that is.

Well, it goes this far.

It backs off.

Afraid of the fire, perhaps?

Evidently. We'd better call the search
off until morning, huh? But it might

still be in the area.

You are correct, Judy.

An alien organism is in the area.

It may be watching us right now for all
we know.

It's not going to be watching you
because you're going to bed right now.

But, Don, I'm not sleepy.

You will be once you're safely back in
your sleeping bag. But, Don! How can I

sleep when this thing is... Come on, hit
it.

Good night. Good night.

I think you'd better get some rest too,
Judy, huh?

Robot and I will stay and guard.

Hey, John.

If I don't put on a pair of dry socks
immediately, I shall have chillblains by

morning.

Please don't throw this thing at me. I
just came here for a pair of warm socks,

really.

We mean no harm to you.

You mean no harm to us.

Look, see?

The way you spear.

How's your chance to do away with her?
That won't be necessary, Smith.

Or desirable.

She's just as frightened of us as you
are of her.

I'm from the planet Earth. My name is
West.

And I am Dr. Zachary Smith. Adieu.

The alien creature is from a cold and
distant planet.

Her vocal cords do not function in
temperate climates.

You don't have to be scared of it.

If you come with me, maybe we can find a
way to talk to each other.

Well, Judy?

This is the terrible creature that Smith
expected to find in the sarcophagus.

She's beautiful.

Do you know who she is or where she's
from?

From a cold and distant planet, that's
all we know. But we'll learn more once

gain her confidence.

I'll pour some coffee.

There's no need to be frightened.

It was probably just a meteor.

Whatever it was, it represents some sort
of danger to her.

Well, at least she knows we don't
represent any danger.

Robot, do you know where it landed?

I can give you its position. That is
all.

900 terrestrial meters.

South by southeast.

That's pretty close. Maybe you and I
should go investigate, Dr. Smith.

Certainly not, William.

I'm still officially on guard duty, you
know. I wouldn't dream of abandoning my

post. Besides, only fools step in where
angels fear to tread.

I sure would like to know what it is.
The Major will give you all the

information you need in the morning.

It might be gone by then.

I know.

Robot, go over there and case the area.
Just get close enough to get some

information. But if it looks dangerous,
come right back. Don't take any chances.

I will heed your advice, Will Robinson.

Dr. Smith, I thought you were supposed
to be on guard duty.

According to a recent survey, William,
it was discovered that all personnel

function much more effectively when
allowed a coffee break.

I

am

a robot. I am here on an investigative
mission.

However, I must give you fair warning
that I am programmed to defend myself if

am attacked.

You make so much talk like big city
lawyer.

Show how you defend yourself.

Lay.

Now I show you how Chavo defend.

It's pretty good, no?

You and me.

Fifty -fifty proposition.

You no attack Chavo, Chavo no attack
Toro.

It is a deal.

Chalos.

It's pretty good homes you got here,
amigo.

Un momentito, un momentito.

Ven,

Torito. Ven, Torito. Ven, Toro.

That does not compute.

Hey, maybe, maybe I teach you, huh? If
you like that.

Negative. My investigation is now
complete. I am leaving.

Hey, Tito, Tito.

One momentito.

Just a momentito.

Hey.

Have a little drink with Chavo, huh?

Chavo feel mucho in salt.

If you don't have a drink, it's
important costume that amigos must drink

together.

Mira.

Ah, now you.

Gracias, but I am not programmed to
accept fermented beverages.

What?

Fermented? It's good for you.

Vamos, here. Mira.

Did you like, yes?

Hey,

take here. Take some more.

Dorito, maybe you tell me something,
yes?

It depends on whether it is contained
within my memory banks. Uh, memory

Uh, memory banks.

Listen, uh, if perhaps you know, there
is pretty muchacha here someplace.

She's Princessa the Yellow.

How do you call her?

Ice Princess.

You know where little muchacha is, huh?

I am not at liberty to reveal privilege,
privileged, privileged information.

Uno mas, nada mas.

Uno mas. Uno mas. Uno mas.

Do you hear that? It sounds like our
robot.

It can't be.

It's someone singing.

We'd better find out what it is before
it wakes up Don and Judy. William, what

about the ice girl?

Well, she'll be all right.

She looks frozen.

Poor child.

I guess that's her natural look. Come
on, let's go.

What took you so long? Did you find
anything out?

What's happened to him?

I cannot be certain, William.

But offhand, I'd say that our roly -poly
rowdy has had a drop or two to drink.

it have to happen to me.

My memory banks will never be the same
again.

Take it easy. You're going to be okay.

I seriously doubt that.

Obviously, he's not fit to be trusted
with a responsible mission. He's no

than a barfly.

We were amigos.

I trusted Chavo.

Chavo? Who is this Chavo?

I wanted to be polite.

I couldn't refuse when he kept pouring
fluid into my memory banks.

Fluid, indeed.

Do you think I will recover, Will
Robinson?

I hope so.

You're going to have to be dried out in
the sun, though. That's for sure.

Robot, one of your reserved computers is
gone.

Did Chavo take it?

Kian Sabi, I am sorry, Will Robinson.

I am afraid I goofed, and that is not
all.

What else happened?

I may have talked too much.

You always do, you garrulous gargoyle.

Obviously, this Chavo is a dreadful
villain, and our lives are not worth a

moment's purchase. We must do something
at once.

Well, maybe you and I should go talk to
him, Dr. Smith.

Blended idea, William.

Why don't you go over there and have a
nice little chat with him while I stay

here and nurse our poor, dear, sick
friend? He needs constant attention.

Dr. Smith, why do you always have an
alibi when something important has to be

done? He also serves who stands and
nurses.

All right, I'll go talk to him. But I'm
only going to get the robot's computer

back. His first -line computer assembly
should blow out.

He'd be nothing but a bunch of junk.

I'll be back as soon as I can.

Be careful, will you?

Well, what have you got to say for
yourself?

Will this dizzy feeling ever leave me?

I hope not.

Pretty good soldados, muchacho, no?

If you're the one who took our robot's
computer, well, I'd like it back,

Ole, muchacho.

You have mucho valor.

You're not afraid of Chavo and his army?

Sure I'm afraid.

But I don't see why you'd want to hurt
me. I don't even know what you're doing

here. Well, I tell you, there was once
upon a time...

Una hermosa muchacha de hielo.

You mean the ice princess, I guess.

Si, ice princess.

Ice princess is very much loved by madre
and padre.

They do not wish her to die or to be
stolen, Lesoya. They hide her away until

it's time for her to be queen.

I have had a very hard time trying to
find her.

Why do you want to find her?

To take her back to her madre and padre.

Is it time for her to become queen?

Little Inocente, you do not understand.

I tell you when you're older.

You want to hold her for ransom, don't
you?

So much talk from one so young.

Well, I don't think you're going to get
away with it.

Is that your opinion?

And Don's. I'm going to go tell him what
you're doing here.

You want Chavo to turn loose his
soldados, muchacho?

Don's not afraid of your old soldados
either.

Oh, hey, muchacho!

I think I'd like you to stay a while
with Charles.

Smith, everything under control?

Oh, yes, Major.

Everything is under control, except for
the fact that this century nonsense is

wreaking havoc with my bunions.

Well, well.

William decided to take a short
constitutional before breakfast.

His appetite has been very poor lately.

Well, I hope for your sake he hasn't
gone too far.

Good morning.

Ah, good morning, my dear. I was just
telling the major that William is taking

short constitutional.

That's unusual.

And how's our visitor this morning?

Don?

Why are you afraid?

There's nothing to be afraid of.

Look, come out here and see for
yourself.

I don't understand it.

She seems more scared now than she did
last night.

Smith, are you positive you were wide
awake all the time? Oh, absolutely,

It was gone.

You make visitors welcome.

Who are you and what do you want?

My name is Charlo.

Good heavens.

Charlo. It's the villain himself.

What villain? Do you know him?

Not personally, Major. Just by hearsay.

I do believe I shall join William for
his constitutional... Smith!

So, you heard about Chavo, muy bueno.

I have good publicity all over the
galaxy.

Well, I, for one, have never heard of
you.

I'm still waiting to find out what
you're doing here.

Ustedes hombres always want to know
everything right away.

It's better when you take a little time
to talk.

Have a nice drink.

There's some coffee if you'd like some
of that.

It can wait.

Nice camp you got here.

When did you get here?

Where are you from?

I thought I was asking the questions.

You ask questions.

I ask questions.

Same difference.

All good friendly talk.

Something special inside.

You don't want Chavo to see, amigo?

Why don't you try asking permission
before you start nosing around other

people's property?

And it's denied.

You're not too friendly, amigo.

That's right, I'm not.

As a matter of fact, I think it's time
you left here.

Take it for what it is.

So where is it good to fight, amigo?

All I come is to... to ask you, maybe
you can help Chavo with

mercy mission.

Mercy mission?

Si, mercy mission.

Another planet.

There is padre and madre wringing their
hands, crying, praying.

for the return of little lost muchacha.

So I, Chavo, promised to find her for
them.

Did the parents give you the authority
to make the search?

Ciertamente. You think I make such a
search without authority?

Thank you, Chavo.

That's all I needed to know.

The sooner you get out of here, the
better.

You know something, amigo?

I think you helped Chavo with
mercenaries.

And what makes you think that?

By tonight, I think you deliver poor
little princess to

Chavo. What's that supposed to be, some
kind of an ultimatum?

Such hard, angry word.

The boy is like you.

He also uses angry, hard words.

What do you know about my brother?

Oh, the boy.

El muchacho, we are very, very good
friends.

I take excellent care of the muchacho.
Until tonight.

When you deliver the poor little lot,
Princesa de Chao.

Major! Major?

Oh, William and I had a lovely
constitutional... Is that so, Smith?

lovely. Dr. Smith,

Jarvo's got Will.

You know, I'm afraid I'm partly to blame
for that. Okay, let's have it.

It's a long story.

You see, William was so curious about
the flare we saw in the sky last night,

insisted upon going out to investigate
it. And you let him go?

The robot had just returned from a
similar expedition and rather...

Well, inebriated condition.

I thought it was quite innocent.

Naturally, I voiced my strongest
objections.

Jody, you get a gun and keep watching
the girl. Smith and I are going after

Will. Major, I'm afraid my bunions might
prove a serious impediment.

If they do, you can get in your hands
and knees and crawl. Come on.

Major, I'm completely exhausted.

Perhaps you'd better go on without me. I
can only be a hindrance to you.

Not this time, Smith.

You're going to be a decoy.

But decoys are usually shot at, aren't
they?

Look!

Come on, get down.

Eat, muchacho, eat.

Eat to build up your strength.

I'm not very hungry.

How are you going to be big and strong
like Chavo if you don't eat?

Where are you going?

I figured your soldiers would be hungry.
I was going to give it to them.

I give.

Hey, soldados, you want food?

They ate already.

Good muchachos.

I have candy.

Come on.

Well, at least he's not mistreating
Will.

He seems quite paternal.

Oh, yeah, like a father alligator.

Well, I guess we're going to have to
wait until night before we can do

Then surely you will not require my
services that decoy any longer. Will

To the contrary Smith.

I'll need him even more It

was

all right for now anyway, you didn't see
from a distance Chavo was very nice to

William. He gave him candy Now look Judy
We've got until midnight to talk to

that girl and find out how much of what
Chavo told us is true. She'll talk to

us. Let's find out.

She's gone.

What?

It's all your fault, you irresponsible
wine -bibber.

If you had been in any decent condition,
that ice girl would still be here to

make the exchange with William.

Poor dear boy. There's no hope for him
now.

The Major will never find that girl. And
who, may I ask, is responsible for

letting Will Robinson go in the first
place?

Surely you didn't expect me to go. I was
busy playing nursemaid to you.

A likely story.

You should be ashamed of yourself, Dr.
Smith, sending a boy to do a man's job.

Are you not ashamed?

Indeed I am not. I did what I had to do.

You are a coward, Dr. Smith.

A coward? I?

I'll have you know I'm famous for my
bravery.

Then it is up to you to rescue Will
Robinson.

It is?

How? By acting as a decoy.

I have a complete plan.

I'm sure I won't like it, but let me
hear it.

Time is a

-wasting, Dr. Smith.

Be still, Ninny.

I'm doing the best I can with your
preposterous plan.

It is not preposterous.

It is brilliant.

Wow.

Indeed.

This is the final ignominy. A man of my
quality reduced to this deceit.

It will never work.

It will work, Dr. Smith.

For a moment, I thought it was her.

Hold her up, Dr.

Smith. Hold her up.

Very well. I shall do it, but only under
the strongest protest and only with the

condition that the moment I lure Chavo
in my direction, you will finish him

Affirmative, Dr. Smith.

Now remember, your firing batteries must
be charged for maximum firing power.

Will you remember that?

Affirmative. Now follow me.

On second thought,

this senorita and I will follow you.

That is what you usually do.

Spare me the saucy sallies, John
Bollicorn.

Proceed.

Now you, madam, come along with me, and
we shall see what we shall see.

Friendly Mayor loses valuable time.

It better come soon with the princess or
I get very furious.

Hello there.

Hey. Hey, muchacho.

She's here.

Hello there.

Come, princesita. Show yourself.

Your friend the mayor is wise.

Princesa, Chava waits for you.

Will you let me? the boy go, I will come
to you.

Keep her up, Dr.

Smith. Keep her up.

How do I know you keep your promise,
princess?

A princess never lies.

Here is my bond.

Come, muchacho, go.

You're free. Tell your friends hasta la
vista.

I don't understand.

Don would never... Ah, your mayor is a
wise man.

He knows when it's licked. Go now, go.

Princessa.

Princessa. Shabba waits for you.

Come and get me, honey.

Right away.

Fire. Fire. Where did he come from? He's
in range.

Affirmative.

Princessita.

It is mucho dark.

I cannot see you very well.

Show yourself, princesa.

Fire, stupid, fire!

My firing batteries appear to be dead,
Dr. Smith.

Then recharge them, you dungaree, don't
you?

Ah, princesa.

Oh, toro, mi amigo.

You are dueña chaperona for princesa.
You may go now. I take care of princesa.

Ay, princesita.

It's not necessary a struggle, princesa.
Chavo take very, very good care of you.

We go to my estancia.

I send message to your padre and madre.

Then, pretty soon, I'll ship you in a
royal ship to your planet.

Oh, no.

You're making a terrible mistake.

Huh?

What is?

Your face is changing like boy.

You are shy.

Come on. Show your pretty face to Chavo.
And smile for Chavo.

Come on, princesita.

Come on.

Vente, princesa. Vente.

Vente, princesita.

Ay, pero mira que...

You're a young princess.

You're a waxword dummy.

I'm not a dummy. You're a dummy.

Well, you make voice like dummy.

You make dummy talk like dummy and walk
like dummy. So you must be dummy too.

What are you going to do to me?

Shut your face, you princess.

Yes, honey.

What?

What is it? What are you going to do?

How'd you get away?

Don't you know? He sent the ice princess
to him. Hey, now, wait a minute. Ice

princess?

Oh, no.

She disappeared this morning. She did?
Yeah.

But a girl showed up there.

You know, when I really think about it,
she didn't sound much like a girl.

Must have been Smith.

Dr. Smith? Yeah, he and the robot are
missing.

Well, we better go get him. No, no, not
so fast. We don't want to jump into it.

You have plenty tricks, senora.

You send an old fool to make monkey of
Chavo. But that is not permitted.

It is an insult.

Throw away your gun.

We fight with knives.

Well, get back. Way back.

Look, Chavo.

That girl you were looking for.

She was with us. But she disappeared.

Liar.

Fight.

Now you come to make corrida with Chau,
huh?

Affirmative.

It is irresistible, senor.

First, I take care of Taro.

Then, I take care of you.

Taro! Taro!

Taro, you die soon.

Your moment of truth is very cold. Come
on, Taro.

Tarot.

Hey, why don't you shout away?

Tarot.

Come to the muleta, Tarot. Come.

Mr. Cavill, are you hurt?

Oh,

I'm destroyed.

I never lose a fight with Boris. Never.

I never can show my face to my friends.

Well, it can't be that bad.

Maybe I'm getting a little too old for
bullfighting. Maybe I go back to ranch

and watch the young ones like you grow
bold and brave.

He's a fine, brave boy.

It makes proud to have a friend like
that.

What you said about Princessa the
Yellow, I believe.

But I don't look for her anymore.

I go back to Rancho.

Hey, Toto.

Do not be too proud.

The braver the bull, the harder he
falls.

Adios, senor.

Hasta luego, muchacho.

Adios.

Thank heavens I'm in time to warn you
that terrible Chavo may be here at any

moment. He's been here and gone, no
thanks to you.

Don, look!

She's gone.

Good riddance.

She has had herself summoned back to her
own planet.

And not a moment too soon.

Why didn't she just do that in the first
place instead of letting us get into

all that trouble with Chavo?

Yeah, why?

With alien life forms, ours is not to
reason why.

Ours is but to do or become permanently
deactivated.

I don't think that's quite right.

But I guess it turned out for the best.

You have any trouble setting up the
antenna?

Just the usual. Yeah, once the bounty
hunter left and the ice princess

disappeared, it was a cinch. A bounty
hunter and an ice princess?

I'll tell you all about that later.

Where's Dr. Smith?

Oh, last time I saw him, he and the
robot were fighting over a senorita.

A senorita?

There.

Take her. She's yours.

I created her for you. She is yours.

What's going on?

Oh, John, just one of those usual old
-fashioned love triangles. Love

indeed. The rates of this triangle,
they're nearly costing me my life.

Correction. I gave your life meaning.

Oh, booby. Come on, Smith. Get in this
chariot or you'll be left behind.

What shall we do with her?

Why don't you try serenading her? I
think she needs it.

Come on, madam.

For thousands of years, since the first
dawn of knowledge, man has known that

there was another parallel world close
by his own. A world somehow like ours,

but of incredible darkness and fear.

It has been called many different names
by many different cultures, but the

shadowy legend of his dark rear world
persisted in the minds of men over the

ages. And with it, the terror that one
day the fearful inhabitants of this

world would somehow penetrate into our
world, Spare me the dreary details,

William. Surely you can find something
more pleasant in that fairy tale book.

Dr. Smith, this isn't a fairy tale book.
This is a book about weird, unexplained

legends of the past.

Idiotic folklore, that's what it is.

Unsubstantiated drivel passed down by
simple peasant mentalities.

Well, it may be folklore, but I'll bet
there's a scientific explanation for

everything in this book.

But before you delve too deeply into the
scientific explanation, would you be

good enough to fetch me a pillow from
the ship? I feel the need of a brief

conducive to my quiet time.

Besides, that ridiculous book will just
clutter your mind with nonsensical

nonsense.

It's out there.

Somewhere it's out there. I can feel it.

A door to the other world.

One point in the entire universe where
we can break free and pass over into

their world.

If we can, how do we know that we can
get through?

An atomizing unit.

We'll need an atomizing unit.

And if it could reach sufficient
power... Then we'll find our opposites.

Force them to come back here.

And we'll be free.

No, not you.

Not this time.

Mine's closest.

I can feel it.

If we cannot balance the energy intake
with the atomizing unit, how are we ever

going to get back into flight?

By studying the problem, I may be able
to supply knowledge needed to construct

duplicate of the missing section.

It's all yours.

The blueprint completed the schematic.

Double X minus zero.

The task which remains must be carried
to Y plus W2, the first step.

Dr. Smith's off -key humming is
disturbing my sensors.

Off -key indeed, you cackling clown.

I conscribe the perfect cure for your
sensitive nervous system, the removal of

your power pack.

I had reached a computed conclusion.

Now it has been lost.

Doctor.

We'll never get those motors to working
again until we get that schematic

straightened out. If it is that
important, I suggest you do not leave it

tender nurses of this mental midget.

I cannot continue my calculations with
Dr. Smith's highly emotional outburst

disturbing the immediate area.

Suppose you go inside. Maybe you can be
of some assistance to my wife.

Zachary Smith relegated to the kitchen?

Yes, maybe you can toss a salad or
something.

I refuse. I absolutely refuse.

Inside, Smith.

Very well.

Just you wait.

All right, now.

Thank you, Professor Robinson. Now we
can proceed with the most critical

the clearing of the chamber exhaust.

But I cannot recommend that it be
attempted.

It's got to be done.

The fuel temperature equalization is
highly delicate procedure.

These units are still in a dangerously
unstabilized condition.

I know, but it's a chance we'll have to
take if we're ever going to get these

motors repaired.

Very well.

Activate. All right, give me a
temperature reading.

265.

300.

Over here!

Over here!

Professor Robinson, where are you?

Where are you, Professor Robinson?

Professor Robinson, where are you?

Professor Robinson, where are you?

Professor Robinson, Professor Robinson,
where are you? Where are you, Professor

Robinson?

Did you see it?

Did you see what happened? All we know
is that Professor Robinson disappeared

when you activated this machine. Now,
what happened? It is all my fault. John,

what are we going to do? Will, don't
worry. We'll get your dad back. Just

worry. Professor Robinson, where are
you?

Now, get a hold of yourself.

Now, listen. If we turn on this fuel
output machine again and duplicate the

conditions, will we get Professor
Robinson back?

Until we fully understand what has
happened, I would strongly advise

such action.

Well, we have to do something.

This problem involves space, time, and
matter. It will take complicated... to

arrive at a solution.

Who are you?

I asked you who you are.

I'm Professor John Robinson.

Everyone knows that.

John!

Where are we?

This is your home.

You'll never leave it again.

My friend is probably at the alternate
meeting place.

I don't want to keep him waiting.

On your feet! Not until you tell me what
this is all about.

Now, I've gone to a lot of trouble to
get you here.

And I need you for my plans.

But that doesn't mean that I wouldn't
kill you in a split second if you got in

my way.

You understand?

If given a choice, I'd rather not have
to kill part of myself.

My senses warn me of the danger.

My goodness, it's been thundering and
lightning for hours.

I wish it would rain or snow or whatever
it's going to do and get it over with.

According to our weather instruments,
there isn't any storm.

Mrs. Robinson.

This strange climatic occurrence is the
result of two worlds whose magnetic

stability is out of balance.

And that, thank you, makes just about as
much sense as our weather readings.

This atmospheric disturbance is tied in
with the disappearance of Professor

Robinson.

Well, can't you compute what's happened
to him and help us get him back?

It is a very difficult computation.

I would gladly burn out all my
transistors to accomplish the

I know. You're doing everything you can.

Well, we're not helping matters any by
staying up and worrying. We might as

get to sleep.

Maybe the robot can throw up some
answers in the morning.

It took you long enough getting back
here.

I had to wait for the right time.

Here's your duplicate, all right?

When do we get mine?

Soon.

I still don't think it's going to work.

It must work.

We've been prisoners here far too long.

Thousands and thousands and thousands of
years.

Prisoners?

Aren't we all?

Prisoners of our crimes and weaknesses.

Now, Professor, we'll change clothes.

Don't make us force you.

Allow me to be the first to welcome you
to your new world.

Robot, I couldn't sleep.

I thought maybe you and I could work on
what happened to Dad together.

So far, all my computations are just
worthless spots on my computer tapes.

I am a miserable failure.

Don't worry. You'll think of something.
I know you will.

You know, maybe Don was right.

Maybe if we recreated the same situation
as when Dad disappeared... I do not

believe that would bring your father
back.

No. But it might send us to him. No,
Will Robinson.

What you suggest is extremely dangerous.

Well, we have to do something.

Suppose Dad's hurt and he needs our
help.

A point well made.

Activate the machines.

I know you'd go with me.

Are you frightened, Will Robinson?

Yes.

What's happening to us? Our bodies have
not yet adjusted to molecular

displacement.

But where are we?

I will try to compute our surroundings.

We are nowhere.

This place does not exist anywhere in
time or space.

But we're here. We have to be somewhere.

We are between any number of dimensions.

If we were to fall into...

One of them.

Well, let's hope Dad didn't fall into
one. If he did, then he is lost forever.

Take him back.

but to continue there is no way for us
to return to our own planet is that me

a reflection of your negative self we
sure are in a strange place i also wish

to observe my appearance

I am. You're a robot. You're supposed to
be functional, not pretty.

Mirror, mirror on the wall.

Who is the ugliest robot of all?

Me. That is who.

Maybe your general appearance could
stand a little improving, but that's not

important. It's your character that
counts.

Well, you're kind and generous and
intelligent. You're just an all -around

robot. Yes, I do have certain appealing
qualities.

Who cares if I'm an ugly duckling on the
outside?

That's the spirit. And now that we've
solved that problem, can we go on?

If necessary, I will follow you to the
very end of space itself, Will Robinson.

Stop, Will Robinson.

My computations tell me we have arrived.

opposite of our universe I also compute
great danger there

maybe your sensors just aren't adjusted
to that world yet I hope that is it will

you take my hand again will Robinson

Just a coincidence.

But we left a place where it was
thundering and lightning, and it's doing

same thing here.

This world is also out of balance.

I just hope we can find Dad and get out
of here in a hurry.

Dad?

Dad, it's me, Will!

Dad?

Dad, can you hear me?

Wait, Will Robinson.

There is something wrong here.

Something very...

something more i mean the danger is all
around us i can see around us there's a

bunch of old rocks

find dad.

Affirmative.

This is like searching for a needle in a
haystack.

That task can be accomplished if one has
patience and fortitude.

Professor Robinson!

Professor Robinson!

I'm glad to see you.

I'm very glad to see you.

We sure were lucky to find you like
this.

It was a stroke of luck.

I couldn't have asked for anything. I'd
wanted more.

Returning to our home base will prove to
be extremely difficult, Professor

Robinson. There's a departure place.

Almost a bridge between here and home.

I think I can get us back there.

You still have not told us what happened
to you, Professor Robinson?

There was a magnetic imbalance.

You saw that.

And I don't know. I guess I was just
teletransported here.

Yes. I was present during the magnetic
imbalance.

My scanners also detected another
presence. Someone who took you away with

Another person?

You have a very vivid imagination,
robot.

There was no one else.

I am not programmed for imagination.

Perhaps there's something wrong with
your scanning equipment.

We'll have to check it out when we get
back.

My scanners have just had their $25 ,000
checkup. They are in perfect working

order.

Apparently they're not.

There was no one else.

But we can discuss that later. Right
now, the important thing is for us to

home safely.

Dad's right, Robot.

Which one?

Ours, I hope.

You're doing it, Dad. You're doing it.
You did it.

We're very lucky, son.

Was it just a matter of chance,
Professor Robinson?

What's that supposed to mean?

It was merely a thought. And we'd better
check your tapes also.

You're not programmed for thinking.

Darling.

Oh, my goodness. I'm so glad you're
back. I kept... I was telling myself

everything would work out all right, but
I just didn't believe it.

Oh, we were so worried, Dad.

Welcome back, Dad.

Well, Will and the robot deserve all the
credit for getting me here.

If it hadn't been for them, I'd... I'd
still be lost.

Well, I think it's right to celebration.

Oh, could we? I'll get my tape recorder
and we'll have some music. And as an

extra treat, we can use some of the
reserved food supplies.

Well, why not? After all, it is a
special occasion.

Now, we have no time for parties. We
must make our repairs and leave.

Why? What's the hurry? I mean, you're
back safely now. I think that calls for

celebration. We can't waste the time. We
must leave immediately.

You know, if I didn't know better, John,
I'd say you were acting like a man on

the run.

Yes, I guess you're right.

I am a little jumpy.

This whole affair has had its effect on
my nerves.

Well, there's nothing better for a case
of nerves than a good party.

Come on.

Come on, Will. Let's have a party.

Jody Robinson.

Can I speak to you for a moment?

We can talk at the party. You're invited
to. No.

I am not sure this is an occasion for
happiness.

How long has the thunderstorm been over?

Just a few minutes.

It stopped about the time you, Will, and
Dad returned.

The two worlds are once again balanced.

I don't understand what you mean.

When my sensors have reached a final
conclusion, I will tell everyone.

The reserve food supply. I think it was
a splendid party. Ah, yes, indeed,

madam. All things considered, the repast
was truly a gourmet delight.

Now, how would you know that, Smith?

Spare me the poisonous barbs, Major.

Zachary Smith has always traveled
through the universe first cabin until

ill -fated journey.

Well, now that we've all had our fill of
fun and food, I suggest we get back to

work. Work?

Madam, you must excuse me. I shall
retire to my quarters and meditate.

Evidently, you didn't understand me,
Major.

There's no half hour.

Get to work immediately.

John, that's no way to talk.

When I want your advice, I'll ask for
it.

Don't you and Judy have something to do
in the galley?

John... Well, do it.

The last thing... What I want to do is
get in the middle of a family argument,

but you were way off base with Maureen
just now.

You're right.

I was a little hard on her.

But it was for her own good.

For the good of all of us.

Look, I've seen that other place.

I know the horrors of it.

And how close it is and how it threatens
us.

And I'm going to drive everyone in this
group, myself included...

To make all necessary repairs and leave
here as soon as possible.

And if at times I seem hard, even
unsympathetic, it's because I'm

the safety and welfare of us all.

All right.

Let's get back to work. Right. Smith and
I will take off.

Well, I'll be.

My watch is running backwards.

Look. The second hand's going in the
wrong direction.

I'll check mine.

It's gone crazy, too.

Dad,

you know, you once told me that in
space, time isn't measured by the

the hours, but by the millions of years.
Do you remember?

Yes.

Dad, do you think you could take a look
at my recorder? There's something wrong

with it.

We'll fix it later, Penny. We've got a
lot of work to do right now.

I hope you can see to it soon, because a
recorder that runs backwards isn't much

good. All right, we've wasted enough
time.

Let's get back to work.

Should you finish working on that
condenser yet?

What's taking you so long?

Can't we finish dismantling this weather
station in the morning?

We haven't got that much to do.

If we finish tonight, we can devote the
morning to getting the ship ready for

pre -launch. What's the hurry? A couple
of more days and this planet won't make

much difference. Come on, let's call it
a night. Stay until you're finished,

understand?

Take it easy, will you?

I'll take it easy when we're off this
planet. Now get back to work.

Well, John, I know you've had a rough
time of it, but that doesn't give you

right to lean on me.

You're shiftless. You're lazy and you're
worthless.

Just like your opposite.

Opposite? Now what are you talking
about?

What's the matter with you? You're
acting like some kind of a... You're

Maybe I've been pushing too hard.

I need you.

It is very late, Will Robinson.

Why aren't you asleep?

Well, I had this strange dream.

I dreamt that Dad was in trouble and he
was calling for me. But how could that

be when Dad's here?

Is he?

I have been observing the man we brought
back from the other place.

You mean my father?

Have you noticed that even in strong
sunlight, he cast no shadow?

No. I hadn't noticed that.

Penny's tape recorder.

Your watch.

And Major West's watch, too.

Are you trying to say he isn't my
father?

He is. And then again, he is not.

You're not making any sense.

There are areas which are unclear to me
also, Will Robinson.

But I will tell you what I do know.

Well, go ahead. I'm listening. I suspect
that the man you believe to be your

father is in reality an anti -matter
John Robinson from an anti -matter

Anti... Shh!

Anti -matter? We know that all matter
has its opposite.

This principle could also apply to
individuals.

Two fathers?

That's hard to believe.

Do you remember the storm which came up
when Professor Robinson disappeared?

Sure.

It was caused by matter displacement.

Both John Robinsons were in the same
world.

And when we came back with my anti
-matter father, the storm stopped.

Because the balance between the two
worlds had been restored.

Well, let's go wake everyone up and tell
them. No.

All this is only theory on my part.

I have no facts to back it up. I'll give
you a fact to back it up. We're going

back into that anti -matter world. We're
going to find my real father and bring

him back.

No, Will Robinson.

It is much too dangerous.

Well, isn't it just as dangerous to
leave this anti -matter man here,

he's my father? We don't know what he's
trying to do. He might want to kill us.

Either way, he's filled with danger.

Well, I know that I can't leave my
father in trouble without trying to help

Now, are you coming with me, or do I
have to go alone?

My sensors compute extreme danger, but I
cannot let you go alone.

For what?

You're just about the best friend anyone
ever had.

Friendship was one of the first virtues
programmed into me.

Okay, let's go.

Remember, when you get to the antimatter
world, wait for me. I will only be a

moment behind you. Don't worry. I'm not
going anywhere alone if I can help you.

Stop! Hurry! It's a big division!

You are more trouble to me than you're
worth. What a ridiculous place to be

sleeping. I was not sleeping.

I was knocked down by a man you believed
to be John Robinson.

Professor Robinson knocked you down?

Impossible. It was not Professor
Robinson.

It was his anti -matter self.

Anti -matter self?

Good heavens, he's finally cracked.

I've been expecting it.

Oh, I cannot waste time explaining to
you. I must go to the anti -matter

Will Robinson is there. Will?

Can he...

Anti -matter world?

Yes. He has gone to search for his real
father.

Anti -matter world? Real father?

What in the world are you talking about,
you ninny?

Major, even a simple mind like yours
cannot believe all this nonsense.

Activate the atomic engine, Major.

Now, look, robot.

I know you're programmed for
truthfulness, but you've been operating

a strain lately.

Maybe your micro -controls are worn out
or something.

Even if they were, you know my control
mechanism is self -repairing.

Major, you must activate the atomic
engine. You must. You must.

All right, let's get him up.

Never have I heard such absolute bold of
us.

Activate the atomic engine, Major.

Major, activate the atomic engine.

You don't believe him, do you?

You, sir, stop this idiocy at once, do
you hear?

Activated, Major.

Major, activated.

Now. One more word.

predicaments have you gotten me into
now?

This is a corridor of the antimatter
world. You were so certain did not

Very well. You made your point, my dear
friend. I believe you. I do.

Get me out of here and back to the
Jupiter immediately.

There is no time for that now. We must
find Will and Professor Robinson first.

Why do these terrible things always
happen to me? Why always to me?

Always to me?

version of the real John Robinson.

That explains so many things.

Well, where are John and Will now?

I don't know.

Somewhere in the anti -matter world.

Then all we have to do is find the real
Professor and William, and we can all

return to the Jupiter.

What is this?

The entrance to the antimatter world.

How do we get through it?

Our physical presence will probably
cause it to open and admit us.

Will you take my hand?

Oh, all right.

There's a storm here. We'd better go
back.

Our planet and the antimatter world are
now out of balance.

What does that mean? When both John
Robinsons are in the same world, a

displacement occurs, causing violent
electrical charges to be released.

But if both professors are here, how
will we ever tell them apart? It will

be difficult. One is good and the other
evil.

Oh, no.

Oh, yes.

Let him go. You don't have to keep him
here.

I have no intention of keeping him here.

He's coming back with me.

I'm not going anywhere without my
father.

I'm afraid that's impossible.

The worlds have to remain in balance.

Matter and antimatter. Each must equal
the other.

I don't care. I'm staying here with my
father.

You know I could force you to go with
me.

You'll never pull this off.

Or you may get away for now.

But somehow I'll get out of here. And
when I do, I'll hound you to the ends of

the universe.

That's a foolish outburst of bravado,
Professor Robinson.

It might tempt me to kill you now and
have it done with. That's a bluff, and

know it.

You can't kill me. You need me.

You need me to balance your entrance
into the other world. Yes, I do need you

here to balance my escape while I return
to the freedom of your world.

And he won't escape either, will he?

No one escapes from the antimatter
world.

Except us.

Come, it's time to go to the Jupiter II.
I told you, I'm not going anywhere with

you. Not only are you going back with
me, but once we get there, you're not

going to breathe one word about who I am
or where the real John Robinson is.

The minute I get back, I'm going to tell
everyone everything I know.

I don't think you'd be so foolish.

Because once my true identity is known,
my plans for escape will be ruined.

And once they're ruined, I wouldn't have
any reason to... Keep your father

alive.

Do you understand that?

I guess I do.

Then you'll behave and do exactly as
you're told.

Come.

You wait here.

Why?

He's more than enough guard for the
prisoner.

You can't leave here till I bring back
your duplicate.

Let me go with you and help get him back
here.

I don't need any help. Come on.

Stand guard here.

Said thy man of worlds are no different
than any others.

There's a sucker born here every minute
also.

That's enough of that.

Do you really think he's going to come
back here for you? I said that's enough

of that.

Sure, that's enough.

I can just see him going to a whole lot
of trouble to bring back your duplicate.

He will, he will, he will. I know he
will.

Sure, sure he will.

And by the time you wake up to the fact
that... You've been double -crossed.

He'll be at least two galaxies away from
here. I said for you to shut up!

Shut up!

What are you doing?

My sensors compute danger ahead.

Where are you going? You said there's
danger ahead. Wait for me, you cowardly

gun! Wait for me!

Wait!

Stop! Stop, you hear?

Wait for me!

Wait for me!

Just in time.

I'm going after Will and that anti
-matter man.

My sensors indicate you are.

I... I cannot compute what this means.

So you're the goody -goody one.

What are you in for, kid?

I do not compute that expression.

What are you doing time for, dumb -dumb?
I am not doing time. I am in here by

mistake. That's what they all say.

And you?

What are you in for?

For being everything you're not.

untrustworthy, disloyal, unhelpful,
unfriendly, rude, mean, disobedient, and

the rest of it.

Got the picture.

I am sorry for you.

Don't be.

If it weren't for me, you couldn't be
you.

This is the opposite world.

You're free in your world.

Therefore, I'm imprisoned here.

The shining and bright and good one.

But there must be something I can do to
help you. I don't need anything from

you, punk. Just get out of here while
you can.

Go on, scram, beat it.

Get lost.

No one to stop me. Oh, no.

I'm afraid you're not quite up to it
yet.

In a few years, perhaps.

But not now or in the near future.

You sound like you're planning to be
around for quite a while.

That's exactly what I'm planning.

So you'd better get used to seeing me
around.

After all, I am a member of the family.

I don't know what you are, but you're
definitely not one of us.

Now, is that any way to talk to your
father?

You're not my...

I am.

You're not. And my real father's not
going to let you do this. He'll come

us. I'll just bet he will.

He'd better not.

That would be a disaster.

It would be as if a man were fighting
against himself.

Well, I don't know about that.

But I just know he's going to come after
us.

If you love your father as much as you
say you do.

I can't tell you how good it is to be
home.

I guess we're all lucky to be back here,
Robot.

Ah, lucky indeed.

If I hadn't had that fight with that
alien, none of us would ever have come

here.

You know, I wonder what ever happened to
that anti -matter man.

The worlds are once again in balance.

Wherever he is, he is in the anti
-matter world and not here.

And a good thing, too.

I should hate to have to fight all those
dreadful people again.