All language subtitles for Lost in Space s03e06 The Space Destructors

from the Jupiter, Dr. Smith.

Maybe we'd better start heading back.
You know Dad said not to go too far.

Will Robinson is right. We should go
back to the campsite. We shall never

discover the wonders of the universe
sitting at camp beside the Jupiter.

We must strike out boldly in all
directions.

First, I simply must have a bit of rest.

Are you all right? I don't know. I'm
very frightened.

There's a cave dug right into the cliff.

Yes. So there is.

William, I think it's time we returned
to camp.

Aren't we even going to go inside and
look around?

Certainly not. We don't know what's in
there.

But you said we were going to be space
explorers. Brave and fearless space

explorers. Yes, so I did.

Well, then we have to go inside and
explore, don't we? I suppose so.

William, I wouldn't dream of depriving
you of the thrill of discovery. Why

you go inside and then you can tell me
what you found. Okay. No, Will Robinson.

My sensors compute danger in there.

Dr. Smith, come quickly!

I knew they shouldn't have gone in
there.

William! William!

What did you find?

Well, you see what's in there. I'm going
to go get Dad and bring him back.

William! You come back here this instant
and tell me what you found inside that

cave.

Indeed.

He seems in a great hurry to tell the
others.

There must be something very valuable in
there.

It's all so bright and shiny.

Do not activate controls.

I compute danger.

Never fear.

Smith is here. What possible harm could
there be in pressing a little button?

There. Cautious. Just an oversized
pinball machine.

How very interesting.

Danger, danger.

We must leave here immediately.

No, Niddy. I'm sure it's making
something wonderful.

How marvellous. I just pressed the right
buttons and the machine produced you.

Howard, sir, just a moment. You don't
seem to understand.

I made you.

I am your master.

That is to say, I am your friend.

No!

Just a minute, Howard! Do something!

Like that?

Like movie.

I guess it's ready for the test.

Okay.

Now, you all set? Mm -hmm.

Good job.

Are you nearly through with that?

Oh, we'll be finished in a few minutes,
dear. Good, because lunch is nearly

ready, and I wouldn't want it to go to
waste while you're tinkering with that.

Darling, I never tinker.

Have I got something to tell you? All
right, now. Now, where's Smith and the

robot? Back at the cave, I guess. What
cave?

That's just what I was about to tell
you. We found this great cave.

It's back over that way.

And against the wall is this panel with
lights and levers and everything.

And on the other side is this big
conveyor belt that runs into a machine

something. What?

What do you think?

Well, I think we ought to go to that
cave and find out what this is all

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Dr. Smith, you have a built -in timer.
We're just about to sit down for lunch.

How can you think of food, madam, at a
time like this? We're all going to be

destroyed. I was just telling Dad and
Don about the cave, Dr. Smith.

Didn't you bring the robot back with
you? Where is it?

I neither know nor care.

We have more important things to worry
about than that mechanical middler. I

want to know what happened to the robot.

Nothing at all, I'm sure.

Trying to kill me?

Professor, don't let it harm me.

Well, it's not human.

And it's not an android.

What is it? I don't know. I just pressed
the buttons and made it.

You made it?

Yes.

Maureen, get everyone back into the
ship. Quietly. Don't startle it. Just

smoothly.

Come on.

Get on that switch.

I'll deal with the net.

Hey! Over here.

I've told you before, he probably just
wandered off somewhere.

What's happened to him, Smith?

I wouldn't know. I'm not his keeper.

Where is he?

Really? Anyone would think that that
pusillanimous pinhead is more important

you than I am.

You wouldn't want me to answer that now,
would you?

Cease and desist, Major. I know nothing
of this matter.

All right, then.

Have it your way.

As of now, you are confined to court
until the robot returns.

Or until you tell us what happened.

Fives or quarters of eight.

We shall see.

That would give us exactly 887 million
miles.

In point C.

Now, does that come out 7 to 1?

Let's check.

We move to this vector, and it would be
484 million miles, probably cutting the

whole thing in half.

That should be 3 .1.

hear me, dear old friend? Can you hear
me?

Oh, please.

Please get up.

You bobble -headed booby. You got me
into this rightful predicament.

Oh,

I do hope nothing serious will happen.

Oh, the pain, the pain.

Please stay away from me.

Don't hurt me. Can't we be friends?

Oh, please.

Please, sir. I've never done anything to
you.

Please don't hurt me. Don't.

Don't, I tell you.

Stay back.

Stay back.

No.

Obedience?

He has to be afraid of me, I think.

We'll see.

Attention!

Hands on hips.

We shall do deep knee bends with count
of one. One, two, three, four.

Enough.

About face.

March.

Oh, lovely.

That is obedience.

About face.

Yes. Now pick up that.

of metal and set him in the corner.

How very nice this is going to be.

I've searched the ship from top to
bottom. Smith just isn't on board.

Well, where could he have gone now?

Wherever he is. The sure thing, he's got
the robot with him. And he's up to his

diode in some kind of trouble.

I'll bet I know where he is.

He went back to that cave. I just know
he did.

Well, it's too dark to go looking for
them now.

What do you think? First thing in the
morning?

We can't just leave them out there.

Suppose they really are in some kind of
trouble.

Listen, Will, if Smith's in some kind of
trouble, it's a sure thing that he

caused the trouble, and he's not on the
receiving end. And whatever it is, it

won't get any worse before morning.

He's right, son.

We'll get a good night's sleep and start
early.

Thank you, but no.

A third dessert is really going too far.

Not too bad, you know, not too bad. Mind
you, the sauce for the coquille Saint

-Jacques could have been the slightest
bit richer, and the Chateaubriand the

slightest bit juicier, but all things
considered, not too bad.

So, you lugubrious lump, your friend...

think that they have me incarcerated, do
they?

Confine Dr. Smith to his quarters.
That's what the professor said indeed.

I'll confine them to their own quarters
before they know what they're about.

And I can do it.

I've learned how to create my own
servants.

Marvelous, strong, brave creatures who
are eager to do everything I wish.

I know you're all beaten and battered.
But you can hear me, and I know that

you've seen all these things with your
own scanners, haven't you?

Just curse me, my dear old friend.

These wonderful, brilliant creatures of
mine make of you an obsolete piece of

crap metal.

What do you say to that?

They are just mindless cyborgs, Dr.
Smith.

I am a highly complex computer -oriented
mechanism with many skills programmed

into my memory banks. I may be battered.

But far from obsolete.

Fiddled if I.

You saw the magnificent boom they
repassed. My creature prepared for me.

could never do that.

The coquille sans jacques was not very
good. You said so yourself.

It will get better. I'm just learning to
manipulate all the levers of the cyborg

machine. And let me tell you, even
though I'm still in the experimental

my building program, my cyborgs can do
many more things than you could ever

dream of doing.

Indeed.

You're just jealous. I'll demonstrate.

You, sir, entertain me.

There was once an intergalactic salesman
whose spaceship developed a retro

rocket warp.

So he was forced to pull in for repairs
at a remote solar farm.

And the solar farmer had a very pretty
daughter.

You heard it.

I was programmed for sophistication.

Silence, both of you! Spare me these
unfunny jokes.

We shall have music.

Sophisticated music and dancing, that is
what I want.

Observe, Ninny.

To the reject pile with you, sir. You
have had it.

Poor unfortunate creature. He couldn't
make the grade.

As for you, sir, one more word and off
goes your bubble.

Now, removal is far too conservative for
me. I fancy myself rather baroque.

Well, back to the drawing board.

Try the controls that are marked X. The
variety there is better. You will turn

out a much higher quality product.

Why, thank you. How very nice. Thank
you.

Dr. Smith, are you in there?

Dr. Smith?

Where are you?

Dr. Smith?

Dr. Smith, boy, am I glad to see you.
We've got to get out of here. There are

these...

Shouldn't you be back in vain, back at
Jupiter?

Is that really you, Dr. Smith?

Well, of course it is.

And a good thing for you, too. If one of
my subjects had come to you first, it

could have been very unfortunate.

Subject? Yes, the first of a hardy band
of conquerors who will soon control the

universe. For me, their leader.

That will be all. I'll call you when I
want to.

You see, will you?

They obey my every command.

But what are they?

Follow me.

Come along, will you? Come along.

There. You see?

Isn't it all splendid?

Lovely. It's lovely.

See? I just press the proper buttons and
the master machine makes them at my

command. They're terrible louts, really,
very fragile.

But they are a beginning, and they will
improve as I learn more about this

control panel.

Once my experiments have been completed,
I shall be able to create the most

perfect fighting machines ever seen.

Invincible soldiers who will conquer the
universe for me.

You don't believe me, do you?

Very well, I'll show you.

I shall create one of the great fighting
men of history. Not too bright and

really, no, Kenneth?

But they will get the job done.

Now watch carefully. A fine new soldier
for Zachary Smith's magnificent army

will soon be ready for action. Watch.

Come along, William.

There, William, you see? Just as I told
you. One of the great fighting men of

history.

Why do they all look like you?

I told you I'm striving for perfection.

What could be more formidable than an
entire army with my best features?

Stop. Now behave yourself.

Until I tell you otherwise.

There. That's better.

The things a leader has to endure,
William, you wouldn't believe.

Report to the barracks and await my
further orders.

Cancel that order.

Report to the stockade and stand guard
over the prisoner.

What prisoner?

In times of strife, there are many
prisoners.

The robot, isn't it?

Didn't he make a splendid soldier?

Dr. Smith, what did you do to the robot?

He meddled in affairs that did not
concern him, but not to worry William.

holding him in protective custody.

You can't lock the robot up. He's your
friend.

Friend indeed.

Alack and alas.

One of the true curses of command, we
leaders can have no friends.

I'm afraid that includes you too,
William. Captain Smith!

Here is another prisoner for your star
cage, Captain Smith.

But Dr. Smith!

A leader must make harsh decisions,
William, if he is to rule the universe.

Take him away, but don't harm him.

Lovely, lovely.

It's all going splendidly, I think.

Don't worry, robot.

It's just a dented diode in a twisted
transistor.

There, that should do it.

Can you hear me?

Yes, Will Robinson.

Does it hurt very much?

Only when I laugh.

I feel stiff all over.

Well, I'm sorry, robot.

But these repairs should hold till we
get back to the generator.

If we get back.

Let's see what I can do.

Any luck?

I searched all over that end of the
immediate area.

No sign of any of them.

Well, I searched the other area. Came up
with the same thing.

Nothing.

First the robot, then Smith, and now
Will. All missing.

That cave that Will spoke about.

Now, don't ask me how I know this, but I
think that cave has the key to this

whole thing.

It could take us days, maybe even weeks
to find it.

Yes, I know, but it's our only answer.

We'll just have to keep searching until
we do find it.

I guess you're right.

We'd better get some weapons. All right.

Gentlemen, one moment, please.

You will have no further need for your
weapons. You are now in my protective

custody.

Protective custody?

Smith, you were confined to quarters in
your jump camp.

Now, I'm going to see that you remain
confined until you tell me where Will

the robot are.

So sorry, Professor, but you are no
longer in control here.

Look, I'm warning you, Smith.

Robinson, who's in command here now?

Get him, Inspector Castle. Hurry!

Right. Now, what's this all about?

You're indeed fortunate, Major, that I
am a compassionate man. I could just as

easily have ordered it to kill you.

What a magnificent emperor I shall make,
don't you think?

Firm, but benevolent.

Emperor Zachary Smith I.

It has a good sound.

William and the robot are my prisoners
and will remain so for the time being.

And the sooner the rest of you learn to
obey my orders, the better it will be

for all concerned.

Smith, knock it off.

Have a care, Professor. I am in control
now.

The next time you see me, I will be at
the head of a whole cyborg army.

He's really flipped out this time.

Got out problems.

Emperor Smith.

Well, maybe he has. But if he can build
enough of those things, he might just

pull it off.

But we're not going to be selling ducks.

We're going to construct whatever
defenses we can as quickly as we can.

Now, let me... First, I must have a
general worthy of commanding my army.

warn everyone.

Yes, Dr. Smith must be stopped. The
universe is in enough of a mess as it is

without him being in charge.

There must be some way we can sneak past
that guard.

Do you have any ideas?

I could allow him to destroy me.

That would take all his attention.

While he was grinding me down and
crushing my transistors, you might slip

Boy, is that a dumb idea.

What would I do without you?

Who would miss a stupid serval
mechanism?

One whose computers are constantly
tricked and misled by Dr. Smith.

I don't think this is all Dr. Smith's
fault. I think that machine is somehow

taking him over.

Even so, enough is enough.

If we survive this, I have finally had
it with that man.

That's it.

If we survive.

Now listen, I've got a plan.

Yes, yes. Tell me about it. Now you see,
you're going to get sick.

But not for real. You're just going to
fake it, see. What will?

Shh. Now while you're faking it, I'm
going to sneak by the guard.

Yes, yes. That's an excellent idea.

Thank you.

Len. I've programmed all of his physical
characteristics.

Now for his mental abilities and
instincts.

First things are the cunning and
ingenuity of Napoleon.

Bravery of Alexander the Great.

And the leadership of Julius Caesar.
Yes.

Ferocity of Genghis Khan?

Don't put him out of his misery.

And don't call for help either.

He won't last that long. Uh, closer.

He wants you to come closer.

Come closer.

You've got to help him. He's extremely
weak.

Closer. Please, come closer.

His batteries are so low, you've just
got to help him.

Closer. You've got to come closer. It's
his last request.

Uh, closer.

Oh, closer.

No, it was just a nervous twitch.

You see, he's got a nervous twitch. He's
so ill.

He can't control his movements.

You've got to help him.

Do you want to have a bad conscience?

Please, come closer.

Closer, closer.

Gotcha. Run, Will Robinson, run.

I've got you. You won't get away from
me.

The most important ingredient.

My brain.

There.

It will be my shining hour, my crowning
glory. I feel it.

I can hardly wait to see it finished.

William! I thought I had you safely
under lock and key.

Don't have your guard stop me, Dr.
Smith.

I'm getting out of here. I just can't
let you do this.

I'm going back to the Jupiter and
bringing Dad and Don back here to stop

But you don't seem to understand,
William. I have just finished preparing

greatest picture of generalship ever
known.

Once it is mingled with my brains, no
force in the universe will be able to

stand before my army.

You've changed, Dr. Smith.

You used to do some strange things in
the past, but you were always my friend.

Well, you're different now. This machine
is taking you over.

Nonsense, my dear boy. Of course I'm
still your friend.

That's why I placed you into protective
custody until it's all over.

Then I'll take you out and find a good
place for you in my domain.

You will be my chief advisor.

No, thank you, Dr. Smith.

William, William, you can't... Dr.

Smith, let go!

things just to make me always burn

chums again.

There is no further need for you.

You will be destroyed.

No!

No! No!

I can't be destroyed.

I can't be.

I'm in command here.

You have never commanded here.

But I have. I have.

You only thought you did.

You were just doing the mess. Master
Mechanism's bidding.

But it's just a servile mechanism. It
cannot give orders.

Can't it? Look what it can do to your
hand.

I will fix it.

There. It is as it was before.

Now go.

The Master Mechanism no longer needs
you.

It will now work through me.

I am a superior intellect.

It will conquer the universe.

That thing while Will's out there, are
you?

Look, I don't think that Smith had hurt
Will.

But I do know he's coming back here with
an army of cyborgs. And we're going to

make a fight of it. Well, you don't
really think he'd try to conquer it now.

In his condition, he'd try anything.

I'd like you to get back on the ship.
Keep the doors locked at all times.

All right.

Eaton, something terrible has happened.

Where's my son?

Back at the cave.

Something dreadful has happened to him.

I think he's turned into a cyborg.

Where's the cave?

At the bottom of the gully, on the other
side of this hill. Let's go.

What a frightful mess I've made of
everything.

And all I wanted was to rule the
universe.

make it to the cave and get well out of
all this.

Are you alright?

Yeah, I'm alright. Don't worry about me.
Go find Will.

Alright.

Well Well, where are you?

Well, it's all right. Come on out show
yourself Where's well,

I do not know I've been looking all over
for him well

There's no longer a will

Robbins I am now a youthful cog in the
vast all -powerful mechanism Don't talk

like that, Will. We'll help you. You are
the ones who'll need the help.

The master mechanism will conquer the
universe.

We're getting out of here.

Come on, son.

Here you think.

I think I packed them all. You can check
if you like.

I trust you, Professor. I'm sure they're
all here.

But you can't be serious about this.

You cannot send me out into the
wilderness all alone.

Can't I?

But I'm the weakest person here.

I'll never survive out there all alone.

You'd be surprised at what a man can do
when he has to. But my delicate back, it

always gets frightfully stiff when I'm
forced to sleep out in the open.

Well, then I suggest you find yourself a
nice warm cave somewhere.

Oh, please.

Please don't send me out there all
alone.

I'll change, really, I will.

When could you ever change?

Then give me another chance. It will all
be different, I promise you.

Look, Smith, I don't like this.

I don't like this any more than you do.
But this time you've gone too far.

All right, you nearly had us all killed.

But you almost sentenced my son to live
endlessly as a cyborg.

But that wasn't me.

That dreadful mechanism had me in its
evil power.

You saw that for yourself, did you not?
Yes, I saw.

I saw how it would have enslaved him to
a life of mindless eternity.

I saw.

But I'm not to blame for that.

Yes, you are.

If you hadn't been so greedy, so
insanely desirous of power, Will would

never fallen into the clutches of that
machine.

No, Smith.

You're too much of a liability to the
safety of this organization for me to

allow you to remain.

But I can change.

I know I can.

No.

I'll never change.

I'm afraid it's time for me to face up
to the cold, hard facts about myself.

Greedy, rapacious Zachary Smith.

If ever there are riches or power or
enormous glory to be had, I know I'll

always endanger the lot of you to get my
hands on them.

You're a good man, Professor. You're
doing what you think is right to ensure

safety of all the others.

But I'll always be a menace.

I know it.

Goodbye. Goodbye, Smith.

Would you be good enough to say goodbye
to all the others for me and tell them

that if ever again they think of me in
the future, I would be very pleased if

they would think of me kindly and tell
them that I know I do bad things from

time to time, but I don't mean it.

It's just that, well, I can't control
myself.

All right, I'll tell them.

But I think they already know that.

Thank you.

You're very kind.

Kinder than I deserve, considering all
the trouble I've caused you.

You needn't worry about me.

I'm very resourceful and self
-sufficient when I have to be.

If I survive.

Goodbye.

Smith! Yes, Professor.

Okay.

We'll give it one more try.

Thank you. Thank you. I shall turn over
a new leaf. I shall be a new man. You'll

see you won't be sorry.

I better not be sorry.