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[theme music playing]
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[groaning]
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[smacks lips]
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Ah, my achin' head.
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What happened last night?
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[exclaims in disgust]
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This water don't smell right.
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[sniffs]
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[gags]
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Matter of fact,
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kinda smells like...
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[Elmer]
♪ Wabbit stew ♪
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♪ Wabbit stew ♪
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♪ Wabbit, wabbitWabbit stew ♪
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Eh, what's cookin', Doc?
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I'm making wabbit stew
for my big date tonight.
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So, uh...
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you're what's cookin'.
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[laughing]
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[screams] Me?
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That's, uh,
quite the predicament.
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♪ Wabbit stewFor my sweetie-poo ♪
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Whoa! Oh-oh. Steamy!
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Geez Louise!
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I guess it's going to
be a blind date,
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'cause you're gonna
blind your date
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with the glare off
of your chrome dome.
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I'm not bald!
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Well, maybe
I'm thinning a little.
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You know what, Doc?
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I think I can help ya.
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Help me what?
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Regrow your hair!
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Oh, sure, Wabbit.
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Why don't you show me,
after I eat you?
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Just take a minute
with the brochure.
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My patent-pending, multi-step
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hair-rejuvenation procedure
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guarantees results, Doc!
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And who knows more
about hair than a hare?
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Picture it now!
The doorbell rings.
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She's right outside.
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- You open the door, and blam!
- [metal clangs]
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She sees your dashing
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[coughs] face,
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surrounded by silky,
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golden locks.
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She'll be smitten.
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- [wolf-whistle]
- Hiya, toots!
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[woman] Oh! What a man!
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So, whaddaya say, Doc?
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Want me to help
you out, or what?
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Oh, boy! I'm in!
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[Bugs] Step one is tenderize.
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We gotta loosen up
those crusty ol' follicles
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with a good old-fashioned
scalp massage.
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Okay, but no funny business,
Wabbit.
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Wouldn't dream of it.
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- Now, hold your head like this!
- [neck snaps]
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Oh!
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Oh, that feels pwetty good!
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[mumbling gibberish]
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Ow!
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[screaming]
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Ohh!
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What's goin' on back there?
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[in Italian accent] Hey-a! Don't
you worry a little thing there, eh, Doc.
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This is all a part of
the procedure, huh?
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Hey-a, in you go!
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Hold it, Wabbit!
I don't have any hair yet.
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And I'm starting to think
you might be messin' with me.
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[in normal voice] Eh, don't
get all hot under the collar, Doc.
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That was just step one.
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Step two is energize.
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Energize?
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Yeah, first, I must apply
this conductive gel,
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so youse get a nice, even
treatment across the scalp.
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You may feel a little pinch.
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Yow!
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Get it off me!
Get it off me!
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You want hair, don't ya?
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Fine, just hurry!
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But of course, Doc.
Okay, let 'er rip!
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[engine starts]
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- [electricity crackling]
- [yelping]
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[coughs]
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You twicked me, Wabbit!
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My date's gonna be here,
and I still don't have hair.
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Don't worry, Doc.
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The brochure says
step three is improvise.
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Impwovise?
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Improvise!
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Huh? Where did he go?
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Shh!
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Hey!
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[inhales deeply]
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[drilling]
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Oh!
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I'm not falling for any more
of your twicks, Wabbit!
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[classical ballet music playing]
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[music stops]
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Any last words?
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Well, tell my Ma
I wove her, and...
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Wait a minute!
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You twicked me again!
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That's it!
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No more games!
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It's time for stew!
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[choking]
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But, Doc,
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look, hair!
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I said no more ga... Huh?
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[gasps] I'm beautiful!
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[gasps] Oh, thank you,
Mr. Wabbit!
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Thank you, Mr. Wabbit!
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No problem, Doc.
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[doorbell rings]
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She's here!
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[woman screams]
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What kind of animal
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doesn't even shave
before a date?
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Well, you know what they say...
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Hair today, gone tomowwow.
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[theme music playing]
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[meat searing]
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Beep, beep!
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[wind whooshing]
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[signal transmitting]
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Beep, beep!
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[theme music playing]
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[water running]
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[water stops]
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Evewy dwop counts,
when you're in a dwought.
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[laughs]
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Oh, gwacious, maybe
I should call a pwumber.
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Did somebody call for a plumber?
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Um... technically, no.
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But are you quawified?
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Of course I'm qualified, chum.
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I got a hat with a wrench
embroidered on it, don't it?
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Well, I guess
that makes you quawified.
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Now let's see here,
let's see. Hmm.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Tap water!
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Just as I suspected.
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Mac, you got a leaky faucet.
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I know that.
That's why I need a pwumber.
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Plumber? Plumber? Where?
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I thought you were the pwumber!
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Oh, [chuckles nervously]
right you are!
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Just taking measurements now.
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The technical nature of this job
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cannot be understated.
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[water running]
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Uh...
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[crashing]
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Hey! Do you even know
what you're doing?
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But of course!
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I would have had it, if you
didn't break my concentration.
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Lucky for you, I have a plan B.
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- [flute playing]
- [camera snake hisses]
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With this here camera snake,
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I can survey the inside of
your pipe in high-res detail.
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[flute playing]
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Okay, let's see here,
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let's see.
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[gasps] Are you aware
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there's a ton of hair
in your sink?
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Oh, heavens!
I had no idea!
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Eek! This is the ugliest clog
I've ever seen!
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Is it bad?
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Oh, it's very bad.
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I gotta get in closer.
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[beeping]
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[gasps] Good gravy!
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I've never seen
anything like this!
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Welp, the bad news is,
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there's a brain in your pipes.
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The good news is,
it's really small.
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Pipes this bad gots to go!
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Is all this pwocedure necessawy,
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- to get wid of a dwi...
- [clangs]
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You can't make an omelet without
breaking a few bones, I always say.
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[whooping]
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Ooh! Gotta fix that, too.
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Much better.
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Oh, and, uh,
watch your head, Mac!
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[yelps]
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Phew!
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Don't you ever flush?
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Enough is enough!
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I'm going to shut that
lousy leak off at the source!
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But the main water
suppwy is out back.
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Yeah, yeah, I know
where I'm goin'.
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Fella doesn't realize,
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all professional plumbers know
where the main water supply is.
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Oh, that duck better huwwy.
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I'm wasting gawwons
by the minute.
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[whistling]
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That oughta hold it.
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[metal creaking]
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[rumbling]
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Where is that skwewy duck?
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Hey! I'm back!
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How's it goin'?
Did I fix the leak?
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No, you didn't.
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[rumbling]
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You did try turning
the knobs, didn't you?
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Ooh! Of course I did,
you birdbwain!
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You're the wousiest
pwumber ever!
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[rumbling]
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Uh, Mac?
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Hold on!
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I'm not done wepwimanding you.
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[choking]
But... but... but!
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[gasps]
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My house!
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It's wooined!
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Compwetewy obwitewated!
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[wailing]
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Look on the bright side, Mac!
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No leak!
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[Daffy whooping]
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[theme music playing]
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