All language subtitles for Honeymoon Crasher-ENG

I'm afraid that was an "I don't."

I'm-I'm so sorry, Lucas. I…

I can't do this.

I'm so sorry, Lucas. I…

I'm so sorry Luc--

How are you?

Mm.

Yeah, I know. I heard about, um…

That must've been so hard for you.

Yeah, yeah, it's not easy.

You're a good guy.

And you're handsome.
Really?

You're still the cutest teacher
in the whole school.

Who knows? You may find someone
sooner than you think.

I know this isn't the right time but…

Oh, Lea.

I mean I agree there's
something between us.

But it's still a bit too soon for me.

- Lucas?
- Yeah?

Uh… That isn't my phone number.

It's my bank information.

The other teachers and I hoped
you might reimburse the money we pooled

for your wedding gift
'cause there was no wedding. Hm?

No rush though.

I mean, don't leave it too long either.

Yeah, hi, Corinne, it's Lucas.

Um. Could you please tell Elodie…

Uh. You can tell your daughter
it's fine 'cause I've moved on.

How could she rip out my heart?

You're an asshole!
With an ugly face!

I just want you back.

Elodie?

- Hello, sweetie!
- Hello, hello!

- We're here!
- It's us!

We saw the caterer and picked up
the food for the reception.

We already took some for ourselves.

Okay, sweetheart.

I know things must look dark right now.
But trust me on this.

There's always light,
at the end of the tunnel.

Or a train.

You still have the toolbox
I gave you for Christmas?

A drawer in your kitchen's
not closing great.

Mom, Dad, it's nice of you to come by,
but I wanna be alone right now.

Wait a minute, what's that?

- This is beautiful!
- Wow!

BLISS

It's the brochure
for the honeymoon with Elodie.

You were taking her there?

Mm.

It's the most beautiful resort
in Mauritius.

Shit, must have cost you a fortune!

Don't remind me. I had to take out a loan.

And to make everything worse,
I can't get a refund.

Well then, go! It'll be good for you.

- Oh yeah, sure. I'll just go by myself.
- I could always go with you if you wanted.

Mom, do you hear what you're saying?

- I can't go on a honeymoon with my mother.
- I know that, Lucas. I was just kidding.

Fine, I'll call the agency
and make them refund you.

You can't let people walk all over you.

- No, Mom!
- Yes.

If it wasn't for me,
nothing would get done!

You know Lucas. After our wedding,

we were planning to go to Rio.

Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo. You know?

Your mother was so excited.
But then… with my work…

and you being born, the house…

Life got in the way.

We never got to go.

Shit, it's Elodie.

- Give me a sec, Dad, okay?
- Of course. Tell her hi!

So that's your best solution?

Elodie?

Who do you want him
to go with, huh? His mother?

- I'm really glad you called.
- Oh really?

- I would've thought you wanted me dead.
- What? I can't hear. Where are you?

I'm at Damian's work. See? It's cool!

Wait,
I thought the guy was a car mechanic.

Uh, no. I said he worked
in the auto business, that's all.

- You okay? Who is that?
- It's Lucas.

Ouch, that sucks, poor guy.

He's so nice.

I really like you, Lucas.

It's just that with Damian,
everything works.

Look, Elodie,
if you're gonna rub it in, I'll just--

No, no, no, wait, wait,
don't hang up! Hang on.

I wanted to say…

On our wedding day. It's silly
but I forgot my keys in your apartment.

We're going to
the Miami Grand Prix next week

and I don't have anything to wear.

Can I drop by early next week?

- Afraid not.
- Why not?

Because next week is…
well, it's impossible.

Why's that?

- Because I'm going to Mauritius, remember?
- Wait, you're still going?

- Alone?
- What do you mean "alone"?

You don't think
you're irreplaceable, do you?

Okay, great… So who's my replacement?

That's none of your business.

Lucas, sweetheart!
Where did you put your passport?

Lucas.

Give me your passport, please.
That way I know you won't lose it.

- Mom…
- What?

Hi. Congratulations on your honeymoon,
compliments of the airline.

- Oh…
- That's so sweet. Here you go honey.

- Thank you!
- You're welcome.

Would you like a photo of the two of you?

- Nope, that's fine, thanks.
- Yes! I'd like one.

- Gimme your phone.
- Of course.

Here we go.

Wouldn't it be better to have
one with a little kiss?

- Oh!
- Go on.

Oh!

- Perfect! Have a lovely trip, you two.
- Thanks.

HONEYMOON

WITH… MY MOM

Turn that frown
upside down, Mister.

We used to smooch on the lips
all time when you were a kid.

- Hm-mm.
- Mom, quit it, would ya?

- Welcome.
- Thanks.

Welcome to Mauritius.

Yeah, thanks.

Thank you.

- Welcome to paradise!
- Hello. Hello!

I’m Gloria, the General Manager.

Nice to meet you, Gloria.

We just have one problem.
We were told our room wasn't ready?

Ah, you've heard, then. Yes.

We've had a spot of trouble
with the last guests,

but don't worry,
because it'll be resolved very, very soon.

Yes, but the issue is that
my wife is pretty tired.

I don't believe that,
you look radiant, madam.

But we can offer you
two cocktails as a consolation.

Ryan, please.

Honestly, at these prices,
it’s still ludicrous,

but... thanks, I guess.

Oh, young people today… No energy.

- At any rate, Mrs., um?
- Duvivier.

- Duvivier, that's right. And Mr. Duvivier?
- Mm-mm.

- Ah, just over there, taking photos.
- Oh… I see.

He's young.

Yes but energetic, at least.

- Honey, you coming?
- Oh yeah, coming!

Right this way, please.

You see Ryan? Everyone's always
going on about "the age difference"

But those two back there?
It doesn't bother them! Not at all!

- She might have mistaken us for a couple.
- Ha! Isn't that funny?

No, it's really not funny. It sucks.

Reminds me of when
I used to pick you up from school,

they thought I was your sister.

Being married to my sister would suck too.

Age is a state of mind, anyway.

And based on that,
I'd say he's older than her.

Just the one bed?

Of course! You are,
after all, on capital-L Love Island.

The ocean is a warm caress.

Even the air is an aphrodisiac.

- Madam.
- Thank you.

Sir, trust me.

After a night of love-making here,
all your problems will fly away.

If, of course,
the gentleman does a good job.

Where do I sleep?

- Ma'am?
- Yes?

This room is completely different
from the one in the brochure

- Ah…
- Just look.

I mean,
where is our terrace with the pool,

- the view of the lagoon, the hot tub?
- I see the misunderstanding now.

This is certainly magnificent
but this is the Royal Suite.

- Oh, is it?
- It would be much more expensive.

More expensive?
I've already spent a fortune!

There isn't even a couch!

- Oh dear…
- No, it's alright, you have to excuse him.

He's still very emotional, you know?

- The marriage was a… a real shock.
- I can imagine.

- No, you really can't imagine.
- I can't?

Just talking about it,
I'm shivering all over.

Shivering all over?! Did you hear that?!

Shivering all over, Ryan!

Oh! I've got chills all over now, too.

Uh huh.

It just hurts so much
to see him like this.

Mister Duvivier did
everything in his power

to make this honeymoon magical.

He's practically drowning in debt.

Oh, you're a very lucky woman,
Mrs. Duvivier.

- No, call me Lily.
- Ah, Lily.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Ryan?

- Their joy is our employ.
- That's right!

Took the words out of my mouth.

Right this way, please!

And now…

The view!

Last stop, the Royal Suite!

It's like you've both won
the mega-jackpot!

Because here in the Royal Suite,
it's all-inclusive.

The excursions,
the activities, the spa, couples massages,

even private catering
from our chef, Vincent!

He's at your beck and call 24 hours a day
to blow away your taste buds!

All-inclusive, as I said.

- Wonderful.
- Well? How do you feel now?

- Hm.
- Huh?

Happy! Very, very happy, we both are.

I must say, Lily.

You make an exceptional couple.

You don't know
how important that is for me.

Oh, we…

Usually, our couples are all pretty much
the same. Young-young, old-old…

Old-young,

but in that case it's always the man
who's older than the woman

But you… you two are… exceptional.

That's why Ryan and I are happy to make
this exceptional exception for you.

Oh, you hear that, darling?

Right, Mister Duvivier?

- Of course.
- Let's get on with the tour then!

Because your marriage bed… awaits you!
Come along, this way!

Oh Lucas, look at the bath!

- Your bridal suite is all ready for you!
- Are you seeing this!? It's incredible!

Wait, wait! We must have
ritual of the petals first.

It's very important.

- Oh?
- Ryan, please.

- Oh!
- Ah!

And now,
I declare your honeymoon underway!

Congratulations, Lily.

- Thank you, Gloria.
- Oh! Ryan, let's go.

No doubt this beautiful couple
would like some privacy?

- Am I right, Mister Duvivier?
- Congratulations.

- Enjoy your honeymoon.
- Thank you!

Thanks again!

What are you doing?

What do you mean what am I doing?

She only upgraded us
because she thinks we're married.

I suppose so.

So what do you think is gonna happen
when she finds out I'm your son?

Nobody has to tell her.

You can't be serious.

Oh, Lucas, a little white lie won't hurt.
We just have to pretend for a while.

We get to live in paradise!
Don't ruin the vacation by sulking.

Come on!

Come on, Lucas.

Please, honey, for me?

Ugh! Okay.

I'm a princess.

- You wanna come give Mommy a hug?
- Oh stop, that's gross.

Ah!

I'm in paradise.

I'm in hell.

No but Raph,
it’s like super important.

I need this beach time, okay?
It’s, like, spiritual!

Yoo-hoo, I'm here!

Were you waiting long?

This is nice!

I told you already, just stop it, okay?

Maybe we should go to that little island?

Not for me Mom, but if you
wanna go, don't worry about me.

Hm? Well, no.

Oh, I'm not gonna leave you.
Oh, Lucas. You're getting red.

- Put on some sunscreen.
- Mom, no!

Yes! Well, don't then. It's not on me!

Not using sunscreen
will accelerate skin aging.

And then people will really
think we're the same age.

Ugh.

You're not going topless, are you?

I don't like having tan lines,
you know that.

Now, come and put
some sunscreen on my back.

Oh please, you can do this
for your mother.

And don't forget my shoulders!

- Yeah.
- Mm-hm!

- Honey, I told you to do my shoulders!
- I know.

- Mm.
- Mm.

- Alright. Lower now.
- Hm.

Mm.

Don't stop now, you missed my lower back!

Come on! If you're gonna
do something, do it well.

- Mm.
- Mm.

- Mm!
- Thank you.

In 20 minutes…

Hi guys.

- Hi, how you doing?
- Coming up in 20 minutes.

- Oh, I found the lovebirds!
- Ah!

How's it going?
Did you get yourselves some sun?

- It was divine.
- Oh. This is coming up in 20 minutes.

It's an incredible ATV excursion.
And it's at the Vallée des Couleurs.

- Ah!
- I highly recommend it. It's magnificent.

- Do you think we should go, honey?
- No, I don't feel like it.

-Oh Mister Duviver,
-But…

come on, make your wife happy.

- Just leave it to me, Mrs. Duvivier.
- Marvelous.

Do it without me,
I'm going back to the room.

What are you going to do…

- Maya! Another young couple for you.
- I'm still grieving, did you forget?

- Hello!
- Hello.

Come join us!

ATVs are fun but…
I organize the boat trips.

It's more peaceful, ecological
and every inch as stimulating.

- Would you rather do that, hon?
- Uh, no, no, no, it's fine.

- We'll take the bikes.
- You sure?

- Yeah.
- Another time, perhaps.

- I hope so.
- Come on.

- Be seeing you.
- Nice to see you!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

So much wind in my face!

Woah! Woah! Woah!

Step on it, come on!

All good?

Wooh!

Okay. Everyone's here. Good.

I wanna take you all to a lookout point.
We'll continue on foot from here.

- Pull up over there!
- Come on, let's go!

Remember to evenly balance the weight.

All good? Any questions?

No questions? Okay, then let's get going.

Make sure you stick together.

Hey! She's cute, huh?

- Who is?
- Right.

I've seen how you look at her.

What? I just said she was cute.

- What's wrong with that?
- Mom!

- Hey, don't call me Mom, call me Lily.
- You ready?

Yep!

Just a little farther.
Almost there!

This is cool.

Here.

- I'll let you see it first.
- Up there?

The clouds'll dissipate.
You just have to trust.

You're lucky. She's so spirited.

- Who?
- Your wife.

Oh, no, no, no, she's not my wife.

Oh, sorry. You're allowed
to like older women.

- I'm just saying…
- But she's not my wife!

She's my mom.

- Coming?
- Yup!

- Hang on, you married your mom?
- No, I'm not married.

Uh, okay. But you're on your honeymoon
with your mom, right?

Listen, it's complicated, but just
don't tell her I told you she's my mom.

This is important for her.

Got it. Okay.

Here we are!

For those of you who wanna take photos,
this is the best spot, okay?

Hey. Miss, would you mind
taking a picture for us?

- Sure. I'd love to.
- It's going straight on Insta.

Yeah.

Hey!

Super sweet!

- Here. My pleasure.
- Thanks so much. You're so nice!

And very cute.

Excuse me. Do you mind
taking a photo with me?

There are people back home
I want to make jealous too.

- Oh yeah, okay.
- You want to take our pic, Lily?

Well, sure I do.

- Alright.
- Yeah.

- Alright, so…
- Oh, hang on.

- Good. Okay. Here we go. Okay.
- Okay.

Aw, you two look good.

- Gorgeous. Uh-huh.
- A bit closer.

Yes.

Oh yes, a little… nice. Just like that!

Oh yes, nice.

- Okay, that's enough.
- Super.

Just one last one! Pop, pop, pop.
Okay.

- What are you--?
- Last one?

That's nice, okay.

- All done?
- Oh yeah.

Well, we gotta get going.

Here, take a look at those!

- Everyone have their photos?
- Oh yeah. Awesome!

This time I'm driving!

Un-huh.

- You sure?
- Of course I'm sure.

Ah!

Ah!

Slow down! Ah!

- Ah!
- Look out!

It's turning, Mom!

- Oh!
- No! No!

Hang on, honey!

Not the forest!

No, no, no, no, no!

No!

Look out!

- That was great.
- Mom, what the hell is wrong with you?

- Wasn't that just so much fun?
- No! Mom, it was not.

Oh please, it's like you're
afraid of everything, Lucas!

And whose fault is that?!

You're completely irresponsible!

You're no fun! You ruin everything!

Yeah! Well, you almost killed us!

Are you okay?

It was great!

Oh yeah, it was great.

Great!

Oh, everything looks so delicious!

You have to try the buffet.

I'm not hungry.

Come on, eat.
You're all skin and bones. Here.

I got you a muesli,
just the way you like it.

Just leave me alone, Mom.

Hey! You can't call me "Mom."
We're gonna get caught.

Hi.

Hello! Mind if we join you?

- By all means. Of course.
- Great.

That's perfect, because we've been
dying to talk to you

- from the moment we first saw you.
- Yeah!

And so… we figured we'd break the ice
by telling you how we met.

- Right?
- Oh!

Just wait, it's nuts.
So, we're eating lunch.

It's the cafeteria at work,
and I summoned my courage,

walked up to her, and said…

"Hello, is this seat taken?"

- Isn't that the most romantic thing?
- It's true.

Amazing, wasn't it, my little panther?

Yeah, my little koala.

You hear that, my little sea sponge?

I swear I remember it
like it was yesterday.

- Right?
- Mm?

- I was eating the chicken and…
- Hm-mm!

broccoli.

- Broccoli!
- Wonderful.

I truly believe life gives us signs.

Mm!

Aw!

- Don't even think about it.
- Yeah.

- And you?
- Hm?

- Well, I wanna hear your story now.
- Oh. Uh… Oh… Our… uh…

Our story is a very lengthy one.
We don't wanna bore you with it.

- Oh.
- Oh, why not?

Are you sure?

The maternity ward.

Oh!

Ah! The maternity ward.

Hm! Yeah, just you wait.

It's hysterical.
Now you have to tell us.

- Mm!
- I was there because of my mom.

- Your mom?
- Of course.

Yeah. She just had a beautiful baby.

- Yeah.
- That's what you've always said.

- It's true.
- Does that mean you were his mom's friend?

Oh, well, I sort of knew her.

"Sort of…" stop. You two were so close!

She was even there when I was born.

Ah, party!

And she was
the very first person to hold me.

- It was love at first sight.
- Stop it.

- No, no. He's only kidding.
- No, I'm serious!

We've been together ever since.

All of that really helped us bond.
Changing diapers…

…daily walks in the stroller.

Powdering my little bum!

- Hello, lovebirds!
- Oh.

- How are we doing?
- Very well.

I'm here to invite you

to an exciting,
exclusive couple's competition

starting by the pool in just a minute.

You coming?

- Sounds great, doesn't it, sweetheart?
- That's great.

Yeah?

- Alright!
- See you around!

- Yeah, bye. Thanks.
- Bye, thanks!

Well, finally,
something to do around here.

And you? Tell me you'll be joining us.

- Oh, I don't know.
- Come on, Lily, you'd make my day.

You have to show these young couples
that our differences are our strengths.

- Honey, what do you say?
- Oh, Mom…

Uh…

I mean… I mean my-my love.

- He does.
- My love.

- Okay. Lily. Let's go.
- Yeah. Let's do it.

Come on. You two will win, I'm positive.

Come along. I'll wait for you.

So? Should we go?

Right, so, the principal aim is
to untangle yourself

Without ever dropping
or letting go of the scarves

But you could do this…

In and around and then, da!

Interesting. Ha.

Yeah. Awesome.

Oh! Perfect! Ha!

- Ready? And… music!
- Yeah!

Come on, lovers!

Let the music move you!

Put your back into it!

Okay.
No, no! Not that way!

Go on, babe! Kiss me!

- What if I-- Stop.
- Yes? No.

Very good! Keep going,
you'll find your own rhythm!

I'm sure of that.

- Be careful now!
- Babe!

- Put that--
- Hang on a second.

- Wait, I'll go maybe there.
- We have to pass it through here…

What are you doing, Mom?!

Go through my legs.

- Pass it through.
- Oh, no way.

- This is hard.
- You're not getting it.

- Back up!
- And down.

Ah! Ah! We did it!

We have our winning couple!

Give a little applause for our winners!

Yeah!

- Ladies and gentlemen… your winners!
- We doing the bomb?! We doing it?

This is your fault. You were terrible.

It really grinds my gears.
We were this close to winning!

You just had to focus a bit more!

When I think I could've
been here with Elodie…

Why? You think you and her
would've done better?

Mom, I don't even care about winning!

You don't care,
is that it? That I already knew.

You barely fought to try and keep Elodie.

- I'm sorry what?
- No, no.

Things are better now. I never liked her.

You always said she was great,
this is news to me!

Ah no, I never said that.

Ah, yes you did, you said she was
the best girlfriend I ever had.

- Did you see the others?
- Wait, what does that mean?

Honey, listen. Your whole life,

you've preferred bad company

to being alone.

That's always kind of been your problem.

Okay, I should never have brought
you here. This was a huge mistake.

Lucas, come on. Why don't you try
looking on the bright side for once?

We spent a great day together. Didn't we?

That's the whole reason I'm here,
so I can… give you a boost!

You're here to make the most of this.

Uh.

Okay, fine.
Tell me what I can do to help you?

Nothing! You can't do anything!

Really, I-- I hate having you
on my back all the time!

You're suffocating me, Mom!

No, no, no, don't drink the tap water.
You'll get sick.

You see, that's exactly
what I'm talking about.

It's fine. Watch.

Mm.

Oh, that's some good water.

I'm drinking.

I'm drinking, and nothing.

Oh, well. Can't say I didn't warn you!

Oh my god, oh my god,
you're really pissing me off.

- This is unbelievable.
- You're being overdramatic, Lucas!

You wanna know why I was
in such a hurry to move out?

A hurry. You were 26, hon.

I couldn't take it anymore
with your, "Don't do this."

"Don't drink that. Wear sunscreen,

put on a scarf, you'll catch a cold."

"You can't go on the school trip,
you're too nice,

- You'll get inappropriately touched."
- These things can happen, sweetie!

You can't go over to Hugo's house,
you'll catch his lice again.

No, you can't go in the pool.
You'll get warts.

You made me keep the training wheels
on my bike until I was 10, Mom.

Well, you are a bit clumsy, aren't you?

You meddle in every part of my life Mom,
it's unbearable.

That's normal, Lucas,
you're my son. I have to protect you.

No, it's not normal, it's too much,
you even followed me to my honeymoon!

Because you invited me.

I only invited you because
I felt bad for you.

Okay, say no more. I get it.

I'm impossible, a wet blanket,

I'm a horrible mother
who's made your life hell. Right?

So if you wanna go on feeling sorry
for yourself, be my guest.

But you know what? This is
the first vacation I've had in years.

And you're absolutely right,
I will make the most of it.

Hi Michel, it's me.

What's going on? Your voice sounds funny.

Oh, everything's fine.

I just wanted to talk to you.

I'm at Lucas'.

Figured since he isn't home I'd fix
a few things here and there.

You know, it's a good thing you called.

I wanted to repaint the kitchen,

make it something cheery to
greet him when he gets home.

- How's he doing?
- Who knows?

You should see this place, it's beautiful,

and he doesn't even appreciate it.

I kinda wish it was
just the two of us here, instead.

Where?

Well, here, but…

Michel, are you listening to me?

Yes, of course I am.

Okay. It would have been perfect
if we were here together.

There, perfect.

- It closed!
- What are you talking about?

The drawer,
it was stubborn but I fixed it.

Fantastic, wow.

All of Lucas's problems are solved now.

Not quite,
there's still the matter of the color.

The color?

Uh…For Lucas's kitchen, Lily.

- Are you with me or not, here?
- I'm not. No.

Because you're there,
I'm here and I'm hanging up.

Huh.

Huh.

Ah, that yellow's disgusting.

Hi Mom, it's me again.

I just wanted to tell you…

I'm just… I'm glad you're here.

Thanks, Ryan.

It's so peaceful.

Today went on forever, didn't it?

But we're almost done.
And then, we'll go to bed.

To bed?

Yes, to bed.

To-to bed?

To bed, yes.

-Yes, to bed. To bed,
-To-to bed?

Hm.

Yes. Yes. To bed.

Oh, look, it's Mister Duvivier.

I'll see where he's going.

To bed.

May I?

Oh. Of course.

- You're all alone?
- Hm-mm.

Your husband didn't join you?

Oh no please,
I don't wanna talk about my husband.

But honestly is it really so difficult
for men to learn to listen?

I've been told I'm not too bad.

Ah.

But if you want me to listen to you,
it might be good to try talking.

Oh!

I'm sorry.

I was just remembering our argument.

Well, I say argument,
but for it to be a real fight,

he'd have to…
listen to me or look at me at least.

Sometimes it feels like
he has a better connection

with his cordless drill than with me.

Well he's certainly missing out.

How so?

I can't imagine not looking at you.

Oh! Okay…

Oh! Okay…

Oh!

Oh!

Oh no. No, no, no, no, no.

- Could I get another one, please?
- I'm sorry ma'am, I'm closing up.

Oh.

I know another spot that's cool

with a more authentic
atmosphere than this.

- Really?
- Hm.

Oh, no. No, no. Uh…

- I should get back to the room.
- Surely you're not turning in already?

It might do your husband good
to worry about you just a little.

Hm? So?

Okay.

Hey you!

You like a midnight dip too?

Yeah, I-I love it!

I was just doing a bit of jogging and…

I thought it might be nice
to take a dip in the moonlight.

You're so right.

We have to listen to our desires,
not hold them in.

- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.

I love coming out here after a long day
of work so I can just… relax.

Really let myself go.

Cool.

You alright?

- You look tense.
- A bit.

Give me your hands.

Excuse me?

- Oh.
- I wanna take your pulse.

- Okay?
- Yeah.

You're so tense.

Okay. I have an idea,
let's do a bit of yoga.

It's perfect for letting go
of tension. Alright?

- No look, I'm sorry, I can't --
- I'm serious. It'll be great for you.

- Just trust me. Can I touch you?
- Okay.

Okay.

First off, I'm gonna place
my hands right here.

Oh geez.

You're gonna breathe into
your belly on a count of four.

Okay? And when I tell you…

- you just let it all go. Let's do it.
- What?

One, two.

- Just follow my voice. Two.
- Okay, good.

Three, breathe in, breathe in.

Four and…

- Oh!
- And just let it all go!

- Oh my god, I can't!
- I gotta run, bye! Excuse me.

I'm so sorry! Very sorry!

Ah!

I had just passed the Peyron brothers,
so I was in the lead.

Whoa.

Then one night, there were dolphins
leaping out of the water around my boat.

Oh! You should've seen it, Lily.
It was magical.

Magical.

I think they were trying
to give me a message.

The dolphins? What kind of message?

"Peter.

Forget the race.

The money, the glory…

Choose to be free and come live with us."

- And so?
- And so, I crossed

the finish line and didn't stop
till I toured the world.

Right. Well… Pretty lucky to end up
at a five-star resort.

Well, I do live on my boat.

I just put into port here.

I can't resist the siren song
of the ocean for long.

Denis! You think I can't see
you over there, my friend?

- Mm! Mm! Mm!
- Come.

- Mm! Mm!
- Oh! Okay!

Denis! What have you
got there my friend? Show me!

I don't believe this.

Hey!

Hey! Pst! Gimme that!

Give it back!

- Yeah.
- Ha.

What?

- It's cool, isn't it? Alright.
- Oh yeah. Cool, cool.

It's been a really long time
since I've had a smoke.

It feels so good. Right?

- Hm-mm.
- Weed's cool, I mean…

- Oh man I really needed to relax.
- It's great.

- Oh yeah.
- For sure.

- That's good stuff.
- Love it.

- Really?
- Oh, it's great.

- Mm.
- I love it.

Mister Duvivier?

Can I talk to you for a quick second?

Huh. Yeah.

Do you think I'm an idiot?

Why?

You think I don't know what you were
doing out there in the water?

Abandoning your sleeping wife
to go cavort…

Oh no, no, no,
it's not like that at all,

I swear. I-I was--

We must comport ourselves
with decorum in life.

Do you know what you've done?

You only just got married.
You should be ashamed!

How do you live with yourself?!

- No, I'm telling you, it isn't what you--
- Now you listen to me, Mister Duvivier.

If I see you get within touching
distance of that Maya again

Hm?

I'll be obliged to tell your wife,
which I'm not happy to do, but I will.

And I'll make your stay
here a living nightmare.

- Have I made myself clear?
- I, uh…

Yes, but this is
a big misunderstanding…

Is that clear?!

It's clear. Yeah.

- Hm!
- Gloria?

Yes?

We've got a big problem
with the ground floor toilets.

Some idiot clogged it up with a sock.

- There's water everywhere.
- So what do we do?

Well, I can see that you're busy…

I'll leave you to it.

Hm! Hm. That guy.

But…

NEW POST
DREAM MEETING

Lucas! Where are you?

Where are you?

Maybe he’s not here!

Lucas!

Huh?

Where are you?

Ah! Thank you, Peter.

- Oh that was cool.
- Yeah, yeah, it was cool!

- No but it was really cool.
- Yeah, really really cool.

Yeah, it was.

Oh, it's so sad in here.
We have to put on some music, right away.

Hey… I just wanted
to make sure she got home safe.

Yeak. Okay, thanks.

Do you know what time it is?

You could have told me.
I was worried sick!

Oh, that's so cute, Lucas…
Little boy's all worried about his momma!

Are you drunk?

I dunno!

No. Wait, hang-hang on.
Don't tell me you smoked weed, Mom!

You're like a teenager.
Go to bed, right now.

- You're being really lame, you know.
- I said, go to bed!

Fine.

But I'm taking a midnight bath first.

What? No, Mom! Stop! What are you doing?

- No!
- Why not?

No one can see me,
we don't have any neighbors.

Mom, I can see you.
Go to bed this instant!

Hey, hear that? Hear that?
When you shake it, it goes…

You hear? Watch.

- Like this! But I--
- No, just go to bed. Go to bed!

- Listen. Hear that?
- Alright.

Come on. Come on, Mom.

Let's go.

Well, I'm happy to see you
had such a good night.

Oh, yeah.

I leave you alone for two seconds
and you're off partying with a random guy!

Oh no. I beg your pardon,
he's not some random guy.

He's a sea captain.
He's Peter the great sea captain. So…

And I wanted to tell you
that maybe I'm a wet blanket,

but you… You are so boring,
you don't even know.

You're boring!

You're so, so, so boring.

No wonder Elodie ran off
and left you for her ex.

He's so much more fun with his…

So boring.

Way too boring. So lame!

Boring.

Oh shit!

- Lucas, who's that girl?
- What? What girl?

The one hanging off you on Instagram.

I can't believe it.

I'm sitting around, feeling like
a piece of shit for what I did,

while you're hooking up with another girl
on some mountain, during our honeymoon.

Our honeymoon?

You're gonna have to bear with me
because I don't see you anywhere.

Not by the pool, or the private beach,

the jacuzzi,
the massage area, you're not here.

Where are you, is that the suite?

Yeah, I said
I'd take care of us, didn't I?

- Can I ask you something, Elodie?
- Yeah, sure.

- Why did you leave me?
- Lucas…

- I can take it. Just tell me.
- Are you sure?

- Yeah.
- Like, really sure?

- Well, yeah.
- Okay…

How can I say this…
I mean, you're a really sweet guy.

- But you're a bit…
- Hm.

Like, you're…

You're a bit boring.

Don't make that face, it's true, isn't it?

- You think I'm boring?
- Yeah, like incredibly boring!

But I…
Y-you were going to marry me, though?

Well, yeah, but that's the thing.

You were the one who insisted.
And like, more than that…

I saw Damian when he came to the wedding.

And I looked at you and I thought
to myself: "This is my routine. Forever."

This guy is gonna bore me to death!

This little boy who's
scared of everything.

Who needs to be taken care of and coddled.

But for me, what I need, is to be
impulsive… I need action.

I need excitement in my life.

If I spent my life with you,
every day would be the same.

I'd be so bored.

You know what you need?

A mother. A mom who can take care
of you all the time.

No, that's completely ridiculous,
you're way off base.

Hey, Mom?!

Mom!

]Looking good everyone!

One, two! Three! And arms up!

One, two, three!

Yoohoo, Sweetie! I’m here!

Sir, do you want to join your wife?

Yeah, come on!

- No, I'm good. Thanks.
- Go on!

- No, thank you.
- Keep moving your arms everyone!

Five, six, seven, eight!

What's wrong?

You can talk to me.

I was talking to Elodie on the phone.

- Hm.
- She said awful things to me.

Did she?

- And you did too.
- Me?

You said that I was boring,
so terribly boring.

I did say that. Shit.

And Elodie said pretty much the same thing
and the worst part is you're both right…

- I feel awful.
- I…

You just have to relax, sweetheart.

I know that!
But I can't, I don't know how.

It just hurts so much.

Please… Help me.

Come on then. Come on! We're going!

- Go where?
- You'll see. Come on!

First things first,
we do a bit of shopping

and you're gonna feel much better!

Ah! There!

Look at those shirts, Lucas. Spiffy.

Look! That's great.

Amazing.

Now try this one on.

Not bad. Yeah?

No?

Ah! I love it!

You have to smile a bit though.

Wait, I have an idea.

Don't move, I'll be right back.

I was with Peter, remember?

Right!

You'll see!
Yesterday did me a world of good!

- Hello!
- Hello.

Hi.

Oh.

Come on in! Sit down!

Sit down, go ahead, sit!

Just wait. Stay right here!

- Okay?
- Stay right here.

Stay right here.

It's so refreshing to get out
of the touristy parts of town!

- Yikes.
- It's an adventure, Lucas. Yeah?

Hello!

What?

Hello.

Say hello.

Good morning, sir.

Alright.

Ah!

- Here you go!
- Beautiful!

- I already rolled one. Want a taste?
- Oh it's not for me, it's for my son!

Ah! Good mom!

Good mom.

Lucky son.

Lucky son.

Take it. Here.

Enjoy it, friend.

- Go on! Go! Have a pull!
- Have a puff.

Go on, breathe in, breathe in, go go go!

Go on! It'll do you good!

- It's all natural, so go on!
- Oh yeah, you bet!

It's okay, it happens.

- It's strong!
- Yeah!

Nothing but weed in there, man!

- You relaxed?
- Good idea, Mom.

You're relaxing. It's good, I can see it!

Police!

Stay right where you are!

Police! Identity check. Nobody move!

What is this Ma'am?

- Uh… What?
- You're aware this is illegal?

So, you know this is illegal?

Papers, son. Now!

What?

Stop!

Denis!

Hey. You're a beautiful man, just like me.

Come on, give me a hug! I need a hug!

Do you like hugging me, Denis?

- Do you like hugging?
- Let go of me!

See you soon, man.

Come with us, sir.

Do you want a hug too?

Ah! That's better!

Yeah, that's good, let it all go!

Cry with me, man! Go on, let it out!

- Let go of me!
- Alright, let's go.

Come along, ma'am.

Mom?

Yes?

I… uh, I'm really sorry,
I don't know what came over me.

I'm the one who's sorry.

I should never have dragged you
into all of this.

Are you serious?

This was better than anything
in the hotel itinerary.

Ah.

Hey Lucas?

Yeah?

- Mind if I ask you a question?
- Go for it.

Why get married in the first place?

I don't understand.

I mean, marriage is
hardly popular anymore.

It's not like anybody forced you.

Elodie and I wanted to make
something beautiful together,

just like you and Dad have.

Well, you know,
appearances can be deceiving.

Why do you say that?

You never had any problems,
you're like a model couple.

You should know your father cheated me.

- What? With who?
- No no…

Not with a person.

He cheated me out of our life.

When we met… everything was perfect.

He'd take me out for long drives
on his bike. We went to parties.

We would laugh, we would dance.

We-we would make love all the time.

No, Mom, I don't wanna hear about this…

But then we got married.

And then… all gone.

It all started to disappear, bit by bit.

Hm.

Huh.

Yeah.

Then there was nothing left
but the house, the work…

eating, sleeping… Our new baby boy.

- But you still love Dad, don't you?
- Of course I do.

I guess it's life with him
I don't love quite so much.

And I know your wedding cost
you an arm and a leg.

Two.

But it also saved you years
of disappointment.

So listen to me.

If one day you do meet the right person…

The secret…

is to try
to surprise each other everyday.

You understand?

Every day.

Mm.

Hey, you come down yet?

Have you come down?

Oh, yeah. I'm back.

I've sobered up now.

- We'll let it slide this time.
- Really?

- But don't let us catch you again. Got it?
- No, sir.

Thanks for coming to get us!

My pleasure!

Although, I do have an activity
starting in 10 minutes.

Do you mind coming with?
I'll drop you at the hotel after.

No, that sounds great!

Hold on!

- Whoa!
- Am I going too fast?

No, you're good.

I love speed.

Cool.

Make sure you get a running start, so you
don't hit the rocks. Okay?

Who's jumping?

- Ready?
- This is like super dangerous, though.

No, it's not dangerous. It precise.

- Now.
- Uh… pretty high up.

That's what makes it fun!
Come on! Don't think, just jump!

That doesn't look
like your speed, Sweetie.

Be brave!

- You going?
- Huh, yeah I mean, I dunno. I'm not sure.

Alright! Go!

Alright, let's go.

Woo-hoo!

Woo!

Whoa! I did it!

Was anyone filming?

Woo-hoo!

Woo!

I can't believe it.

- I did it! That was incredible!
- It was!

The feeling when I was in the air…

Wonderful!

So who's the scaredy cat now?

- Honey, you got a--
- What? What's happening?

-There! Something's on your-
-Oh fuck that!

Can you turn around for me?

Ah, ah, ah!

They're all over your back, honey!

- Oh, that's awful.
- Please no, please no!

- Don't move. Let me handle it.
- It burns! What's going on?

These are venomous
tropical leeches, quite dangerous.

But don't be worried,
it's just like jellyfish.

Someone just needs to pee on it
and the burning will stop.

- It's true, Sweetheart.
- Unless you wanna go to the hospital,

this is the fastest
most effective solution.

Oh, no. Oh no.

Oh my god!

- No, no, don't do it. I will.
- Huh?

Right.

Is she peeing on him?

I can't believe I waited so long
to take a beautiful trip like this!

When I was young,
I wanted to take on the world.

Really?

Oh yeah. I even ran away from home.
I went to Spain when I was 16.

Alone?

No, no. I went with William.
He was my boyfriend.

Oh no, it was Francois.

Or the twins, maybe.

I dated Daniel and Pascal
at the same time.

I can't remember.

How many boyfriends
did you have before Dad?

- I did pretty well for myself back then.
- Yeah I can see that.

Oh yeah.
There's plenty you don't know about me.

I really doubt that.

Oh! Oh! Whereas I…

I know everything about you.

- I really doubt that too.
- Mm.

A son has no secrets from his mother!

Wanna bet?

Hm!

- I'll ask a question about me.
- Okay.

If you can't answer,
or you get it wrong, you take a shot.

But what if I get the right answer?

Then I take the shot and
it's your turn to ask me!

Oh, sweetheart.
You're gonna get so wasted.

We'll start things easy.

What was my first job?

You spent the whole summer working
for your dad's friend Bruno,

in the company warehouse.

Too easy.

Your turn.

I'll ask you the same question.
What was my first job?

You've always taught French, haven't you?

Actually, when I was 17,
I worked in a crêperie.

- Drink.
- What? That's not fair, I wasn't born yet.

You could have just asked.
You could've taken an interest.

Drink up.

- Ah! I know! You'll never get this one.
- Hm.

First time I slept with a woman?

You want, uh, the date
or the name of the woman?

You don't know either one.

You're right.
After all, it was none of my business.

It was with Agnes,
that nice girl who lived down the street.

The day after you turned 17.

And your dad and I went to the movies,
we saw "Fear City".

But you said you had a bad fever.
And you wanted to stay at home.

- How did you know?
- You should have seen

your face when we got back.

From your adorable grin,
I bet you two did it at least twice.

- You're too good.
- I know.

Ugh!

- You.
- Well. Want me to answer the same one?

Are you insane? I don't wanna know
the first time you had sex with a dude.

Maybe it wasn't a dude.

No!

Okay, so tell me, then.

Mm. Pft.

- Dad, maybe?
- Oh no!

Oh no! Say it ain't so.

- What?
- No, no, no, you can't be serious.

Make an effort, come on, try harder.

You're just so old-fashioned, Lucas.

I know! With François.

- No, it was with William.
- Mm-nh.

Not with the twins?

- Huh!
- Daniel and Pascal, you mean?

At the same time?

It was…

It was… Sorry.

- Just say it.
- I'm drinking.

You lose!

Come on! Doo-doo!

Green.

Not even close.

To losing! Bottoms up!

Ah!

It was blue?

I had no idea.

When was it?

It was six months ago.

The doctors found a small lump
in one of my breasts.

Why didn't you say anything?

You were right in the middle
of preparing for your wedding.

But… D-did you get the results back?

Of course. Everything's fine,
it was a false alarm.

- You're sure?
- Very sure.

It was a cyst.

What did Dad say?

Your dad…

didn't notice anything was wrong.

God, Dad,
could you be more oblivious?

Lucas,

no one noticed anything was wrong.

No, no, no, that's enough!

I already made you smoke,
and we saw how that ended…

I don't wanna be responsible
for getting your stomach pumped too.

But you see I was right.

I know everything about you.

And I know nothing about you.

Exactly my point.

Is that criticism?

No.

Just an observation.

That's gonna change Mom, I promise.

Mm.

Alright, tell me-- Oh!

Hey, careful!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa there!
- I'm good…

You okay?

- Good?
- Who was the first guy?

Or the first gal!

- Wait. You're sure you're okay with that?
- I'm good.

Check it. Ah.

Don't need my help?

- I'm good.
- Alright.

I'm good!

- This.
- Up!

- We turn?
- Yes.

- Up there. Down again.
- Okay.

- Now you go. Me first?
- And then we--

Hey, hey! There we go!

Tonight we're having a dance
competition on the beach.

Good luck to the newlyweds
and may the best couple win!

Are you two ready
for the main event?

Well, I don't think beating them
will be easy.

They're probably gonna win.

Come on, Mrs. Duvivier!

Come on! You two can still win!

Just feel the music!

Woo!

- Oh, we got it!
- I have an idea!

We can beat them!

You remember the dance contest
the year we went camping in Arcachon?

Huh, the year of the World Cup?

I asked the German girl from the
next tent over to dance with me.

Ah! Andrea.

You made me practice
for hours so I could impress her.

You remember those moves?

I should, yeah, yeah.

We certainly rehearsed
the dance steps enough.

And I remember them perfectly too!

You'll have to guide me along.
Go on, show me the moves.

- Okay. First off, shoulders.
- Yeah.

- You throw em.
- Yeah.

- Yes, I remember that.
- Wave.

- Windmill all around. Bam, bam, bam!
- Okay!

Oh shoot, come on!

Shoulders. Wave. Wave.

Shoulders.

Woo!

Oh! Ooh, ooh, ooh,

You know I think
I'll take this trophy to bed.

This is the first one I've ever won!

Tomorrow morning, don't forget!

- 10 o'clock, snorkeling!
- Yeah, yeah.

Sleep well, Mom!

Hm?

Oh! Shit! Hey! Hey!

Not him again! Come back! No!

Come back here! Hey!

Come back!

Buddy! Buddy! Come here.

Come on!

I swear I'm not gonna hurt you!
Just give me my phone back right now!

No! No! No! No!

You okay?

The burns feel better?

Hey, you! Uh. They do. Thanks.

You can say my name, you know.

I figure we know each other
well enough by now.

Waiting on a phone call?

No, it's the monkey.

That monkey, uh…

- The monkeys are kinda weird here.
- Not just the monkeys, obviously.

Never a dull moment with you.

I get that all the time.

What are you up to tomorrow?
It's my day off.

I'm gonna go hike
a beautiful trail on the island.

- You wanna come?
- I really do!

Oh no, shit, tomorrow
I'm snorkeling with my mom.

Too bad.

No, wait, Maya!

Hm?

I'll figure it out.

Are you okay?

Yeah, totally. This is cool!

I see you're not afraid anymore.

This is my favorite spot
on the entire island, just wait.

This is incredible!

- You wanna swim?
- Yes!

Oh!

Careful, there are sea urchins.

Yeah, I'm good!

- Can't have you getting burned again!
- Look at that thing.

Oh!

Oh, bon appétit, Mrs. Duvivier!

- How are you?
- Very well.

Oh, you didn't end up going snorkeling?

No. No, I didn't feel like going alone.

Alone, why? Where did your husband go?

Well. He's off with the woman
who runs the excursions.

With Maya?

Mm-hm.

And you let him go, just like that?

Of course.

Oh that's bad.

What's wrong?

Alright. I'm going to tell you
something I can't tell you,

- but I'll tell you without telling you.
- Okay.

The other night, your husband and Maya,
were in the water practically nude.

Alone.

And in a most compromising position.

I didn't say a word.

Oh, that's wonderful news.

Wonderful?

Well, of course, I mean,
she's very cute, isn't she?

Are you not jealous?

Jealous? Oh, jealous!

Uh. Ah, well…

It's not as bad as all that.

It's not as bad as all that?

Let me explain.

My husband and I, our marriage…

Um… We're very intimate.

So, it's important,
from time to time, to come up for air.

Oh, I understand. Okay.

I understand completely.
It's ingenious, really.

- Yes. You're loyal in spirit.
- Mm-hm.

But, your bodies are free!
Ah! I see, I see, I completely understand!

And that way, the passion is stronger,
the fire burns hotter

and your spark is a bit brighter!

Well, I…

I suppose you could say that.

Oh you are a modern woman, Mrs. Lily.

- I wasn't expecting that.
- Mm.

- Hm-mm.
- You two are open.

- Mm-nh.
- Right?

Your minds are open, your legs are open.

Ha, ha. Open to sharing too? Huh?

I have to tell Ryan, he'll love it.
Ryan, come here, please.

I have something to tell you.

He's going to lose it.

Hey, listen.

Mrs. Duvivier and Mr. Duvivier have
an open mariage.

Hm?

- Oh.
- Open.

O-pen.

To free love. To swinging.

- And orgies!
- No, no.

No, Gloria, that's not what I meant.

You're mistaken. I never said that.

Huh.

Ryan! She never said that!

Stop gossiping
and start focusing on your job.

- Go on. Back to work.
- Sorry.

Don't worry.

Sorry about him, Mrs. Duvivier.

He doesn't know what he's saying,
I'm afraid, neither do I.

Alright, have a good day!

I hope you have a very marvelous day.

- And the same to you.
- Ta-ta!

Okay, bye!

Oh.

Ah, bye, bye! Ciao!

You have a beautiful boat, Peter.

Out here, it's more than Peter.

It's "Captain."

- Captain, then.
- You know…

after our night at the bar, I had a dream.

I was off on grand, new adventures

with only the ocean
and dolphins for company.

And you, Lily.

I'm married, Peter.

And that's why it was just a dream.

You good?

Yeah.

So this "honeymoon with your mom,"
how'd that happen?

Who were you supposed to come with?

Ah, with my wife.

Well, she was supposed to be my wife,

but the wedding was called off
at the last minute.

What happened?

Hm.

She left you, didn't she?

No, it was me.

I left her because she…

Honestly, she was nice,
she's a really great girl,

but just so incredibly boring!

- But you proposed to her?
- Yeah, but I clued in just in time.

I saw my life with her in 10 years
and I knew it would never work out.

Oh right, because you're the kind
of man who needs some…

adventure, some impulsivity.

That's right. I need
some excitement in my life.

Like right now?

Like right now.

Are you okay?
What's wrong? What is it?

- No, it's okay.
- Should we stop?

No, no, not at all!

- Can you see them?
- No!

No dolphins anywhere.

Really? They're usually
over there by the rocks!

What, you see them now?

It's their playtime.
They frolic in the water.

- It's incredible to see.
- Oh they're definitely frolicking.

- Hm?
- Let me see.

Oh they're gone, too bad!

- Wait, wasn't there more champagne?
- Yeah!

Oh.

Oh, that's Peter's boat out there!

Peter?

I bet another tourist fell for his
"How about a boat tour?" line.

Oh yeah, Bingo!

Here, check it out!

Oh wow, that's wild.

Mm!

Pretty good champagne!

Help yourself! Plenty more in the cooler.

Damn, he's on fire!

- Mm-hm.
- Cassanova!

Is that my mom?!

What?

That's my mom out there!

Calm down, she's allowed
to have a bit of fun too!

No!

Thanks.

Oh Lucas! What are you doing here?

You son of a bitch!

Stop that! Have you lost your mind?

What's gotten into you?

Is your husband insane?!

Yeah go ahead, mock me,
and you should be ashamed!

What are you on about?

We saw you, Maya and me, how could you?

- How could you sleep with this guy?
- What?

Hang on. Look, nothing happened.

- Shut your mouth or I'll shut it for you!
- Okay, calm down.

Lucas, I dunno what you think you saw,
but you completely lost it.

I've lost it? It's gonna take me years
to scrub my memory of what I saw.

- What?
- My mom in the middle of--

- Dah!
- Your mom?

My mom you jerk!
Who married my dad,

who's back in France waiting for her.

- Wait, that guy's your son?
- It's complicated.

His fiancée left him at the altar
and he was upset, so…

I came here with him, there.

Nice story. All you wanted was to sleep
with the first guy you met.

Listen to me, Lucas.

For your information,
just because I meet a man who

pays me a little attention

and makes me forget
that my life is more than

a husband who ignores me
and a son who doesn't respect me,

it doesn't mean I'm sleeping with him.

Even if, at this exact point in time,
I-- I'm a little bit sorry I didn't!

Since you were born,
my life's revolved around you.

You're 31 and I still wash your socks,
your underwear.

You have the smallest problem,
I try to fix it.

When you're sad or angry,
it's Mom who has to make you feel better.

And what do I get from you? Nothing.

Only criticism.

And now, the first time

I prioritize what I want.

You just barge in,

and have to ruin it.

Lily! Lily! You're a little shit.

Lily! Lily! Lily!

She'd never raised a hand to me.

You kind of deserved it though,
didn't you?

What if I don't go back to France?

There's nothing waiting for me there!

We could be here, together.

We could.
We could get a little shack on the beach,

have a couple of kids.
It would be perfect.

- Get a dog and everything?
- Why not?

You go on doing your thing with tourists
while I find a teaching job.

Hm!

You're not actually serious, are you?

Might have gotten carried away.

Lucas, we slept together once.

It was good, though?

Yeah. It was good, it was even very good.

That doesn't mean we should
make a life together.

I don't think the best way to process a
breakup is to shack up with someone else.

Could be a good opportunity to spend
some time on your own, soul-searching.

Don't you think?

Always been afraid of being alone.

It can be a good thing.

You should try it.

I'm gonna look for shells.
Give you some time to think.

- Hello?
- Hi, Lucas? Where's your mother?

Uh. Don't know. Maybe still asleep.

Is she alright? Because she called me
at 3:00 a.m. last night.

And I figured she was giving
her opinion on the color.

The color? What color?

She was very upset.
You know your mother. She hung up on me.

And then this morning,
she left me the weirdest voicemail.

Talking about the sea, a boat,

- dolphins, Peter…
- Hold on a second.

Who is this Peter guy?

- Wait, I'll check her room.
- Okay.

Peter.

All good, can I talk to her?

- Mom?
- Lucas?

Lucas?

- Oh. This can't be happening, no, no.
- What can't be happening?

Shit, she's gone.

Aren't you leaving the day after tomorrow?

No, no, no, I mean she's gone for good.

Because of you.

But I haven't done anything.

- You did. You cheated her.
- Cheated on her?

- Do you know when the last time was--
- No Dad, I'm not talking about that.

She told me when you first got together,
you surprised her,

y-you made her laugh.
Then all of a sudden, you changed.

Ah!

Well, that's just life, isn't it?
We change.

And your mother isn't
the life of the party either, you know.

Oh really? Because she's having
the time of her life over here.

Well I'm happy for her, that's great.

Dad, are you really that oblivious?
You're losing her.

She's bored with you
because you're boring.

You're so boring!

That's it, you're just so boring.

Anyway I hope it's not too late.

If she comes back you need to try harder.

Way fucking harder. Okay?

You can put your things here.

Hm?

I'm so thrilled.

Right. Before we go, a quick briefing.

There are two or three
simple but fundamental rules

to maintain harmony on board.

Alright, Peter.

- Do-do-do-do-doot.
- Oh, sorry. Alright, Captain.

Rule number one. Use the toilet
only in extreme emergencies.

You have to pee? Do it over the railing.

For anything else,
you dive into the ocean.

Rule number two:
No fresh water gets wasted on board.

Forget shower gels,
shampoos, anything like that.

We live in harmony with nature.

And the last rule, but the most important,
is that there is only one boss on board.

And who is it?

The captain.

You, huh? Mm-h8m.

And we never question his orders.

Mm.

Good. Shall we cast off, then?

Yeah?

- Where is she?
- What are you doing?

- Where is she?
- Who are you talking about?

Where is my mother?

Mom? Mom, come back,
Dad and I'll do better, I promise!

- Is that your monkey?
- Yes. He's the only one who never left me.

His name's Gizmo.

Where did my mom go?

She changed her mind at the last minute.

Can't imagine why.

Your mother is an exceptional woman.

Before you accuse her
of being a bad mother,

ask yourself if you were a good son.

Sit down.

I'll take you back.

Mister Lucas? Where were you?

We've been looking all over the place
for you, your wife is already there.

Where is she?

First thing's first,
you have to get changed.

- Follow me, please.
- Wait.

What do you mean,
I have to get changed? Changed into what?

Here, here, stop here.

Come on.

Uh. Wait, Gloria, what's going on?

Ah! We have a surprise, Mister Duvivier.

You, sir, are going to remarry your wife
in the Mauritian way.

- What?
- Come on, hurry.

Agatha, Raphael, do you wish to unite
your two souls forever?

- Yes.
- Yeah.

Fantastic! Excellent!

- Right this way.
- Alright, go!

Alright. Next?

Congratulations.

Hurry, hurry.

Good. Very good.

Lily and Lucas.

Do you wish to remarry today
and unite your two souls forever?

Hm.

- You're not going to say yes, are you?
- Well--

- But Mom, this is ridiculous.
- Wait! Mom?

Oh, that's just a little inside joke.
See… Because…

Because I'm her son!

Her son? What do you mean?

Yes, her son.

Her son, who never properly
thanked her for everything.

I'm really sorry, Mom.

I'm sorry I saw you as my mother
but never as a woman.

I'm sorry I never asked
how you were feeling.

I'm sorry I never cared about what
you wanted or whether you were happy.

And I'm sorry I was so selfish.

Until a few days ago,
I knew nothing about what she liked.

About her dreams.

I've never been there for her.

But she's always been there for me.

And she always will.

Yes.

So she's not my wife, you got me.

She's my mom.

I never said this to you before…

But I love you so much!

Oh.

Congratulations, you two!

Sweetie.

I love you too.

Oh.

I can't believe we're leaving tomorrow.

Mm. Hm. Me neither.

Were you really gonna go with him?

You know,
I can feel myself burning already,

I must've had too much sun.

You need some more sunscreen?

Oh well then, there's a good son.

Okay.

Don't say anything.

So beautiful…

Michel?

What are you doing here?!

You look so tanned.
It'd be a shame to lose it.

- Mind if I borrow her?
- Uh, no!

Wait a minute, how are you--?
You need to explain!

You can't stay on the beach any longer,

because the pilot's expecting us.

Huh?

I'm taking your mother
to Rodrigues Island.

Apparently it's beautiful.

It's about time we had
our honeymoon, right? Don't you think?

Getting to have two honeymoons?
I'm feeling pretty darn lucky.

Are you going to be okay
if I leave you alone?

I've got to learn sometime.

That's my brave boy!

You are incredible!

So that's it?
The real husband came through?

Yup.

He's pretty hot!

I just mean he's… chic, you know?

- Right.
- Right.

Wanna join me?

I have a kayak trip,
but my assistant dropped out.

- You wanna replace him?
- Oh yeah, I'd love to!

Kayak? That's a bit basic, isn't it?

After all, I'm leaving tomorrow.

We could do some base jumping,
some bungee.

We could swim with the sharks.

You know me, adrenaline junkie!

Ah!

Hm.

Woo!
now me, adrenaline junkie!