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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:02,840 Someone took my yoga mat. 2 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:06,760 Good morning. 3 00:00:07,321 --> 00:00:08,521 Hey! How are you? 4 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:10,921 - Good. - I'll make some tea. 5 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:14,001 - Do you want some? - Yeah! Iced tea. 6 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:15,321 For me. 7 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:16,681 - Same. - Sorry. 8 00:00:16,761 --> 00:00:17,641 I'm sorry. 9 00:00:18,681 --> 00:00:21,921 It's super important. I have to take this call, sorry. 10 00:00:23,601 --> 00:00:24,601 - Hello? - It's Sophie. 11 00:00:24,681 --> 00:00:27,801 - I see the red shoes-- - Are they still available in size 6? 12 00:00:27,881 --> 00:00:29,121 - I didn't check. - Check. 13 00:00:29,201 --> 00:00:31,001 - Yes. - Take them, please! 14 00:00:31,082 --> 00:00:33,641 - In red. Thank you for calling. - See you. 15 00:00:33,722 --> 00:00:36,161 Sorry for interrupting you. 16 00:00:36,242 --> 00:00:39,641 That said, I think you wanted to do it again. You're not that… 17 00:00:39,722 --> 00:00:42,842 I think. I don't want to… It wasn't… There you go. 18 00:00:42,922 --> 00:00:45,202 Come on, let's go. I'm in a hurry. 19 00:00:45,282 --> 00:00:47,322 And turn off your cell phones. 20 00:00:51,042 --> 00:00:52,642 I was sitting on a stone 21 00:00:53,402 --> 00:00:57,003 Tears flowed down my face I didn't know how to do it anymore 22 00:00:57,483 --> 00:00:59,242 To find in me the courage 23 00:00:59,722 --> 00:01:02,883 I looked up at the sky And then I saw the light 24 00:01:03,483 --> 00:01:04,683 I bathed my soul there 25 00:01:11,563 --> 00:01:12,443 Come on. 26 00:01:13,483 --> 00:01:15,163 The force that guides my steps 27 00:01:20,363 --> 00:01:21,683 Oh, my God. 28 00:01:21,763 --> 00:01:23,683 This force that guides my steps 29 00:01:24,364 --> 00:01:26,284 Like a bird in the sky 30 00:01:26,364 --> 00:01:28,644 Master of space 31 00:01:28,723 --> 00:01:30,564 It took me a while 32 00:01:30,643 --> 00:01:32,604 To find my place 33 00:01:32,684 --> 00:01:34,324 I had lost track of 34 00:01:34,404 --> 00:01:37,124 Time that breaks us 35 00:01:37,204 --> 00:01:38,964 Oh, they so often 36 00:01:39,044 --> 00:01:41,165 Felt like veiling my face 37 00:01:41,244 --> 00:01:43,884 I don't want to let it happen to me again 38 00:01:44,804 --> 00:01:46,604 I can't take it anymore 39 00:01:46,685 --> 00:01:48,564 I've suffered too much 40 00:01:50,324 --> 00:01:53,444 God answered my prayers 41 00:01:53,525 --> 00:01:57,765 I will stay, I will fight And I'm proud of it 42 00:02:52,928 --> 00:02:54,647 Are you gonna move or not? 43 00:02:54,728 --> 00:02:58,208 - Move! - Alright! Give me a second! 44 00:02:58,287 --> 00:02:59,567 Move your ass! 45 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:03,008 There you go! It's fine! 46 00:03:03,088 --> 00:03:04,288 It's red now. 47 00:03:04,367 --> 00:03:06,767 L.A. COUPLES SEASON TWO 48 00:03:12,688 --> 00:03:13,568 Hi, Jean-Phil. 49 00:03:14,408 --> 00:03:15,768 - Voicemail. - Okay. 50 00:03:16,929 --> 00:03:17,808 How are you? 51 00:03:27,089 --> 00:03:27,969 No messages. 52 00:03:28,049 --> 00:03:30,168 - I'm all ears. - I'm late to see Michelle. 53 00:03:30,249 --> 00:03:33,089 - She's with someone. - I'm done. Bring her in. 54 00:03:33,169 --> 00:03:34,769 I can wait. 55 00:03:34,849 --> 00:03:36,769 No, definitely not! 56 00:03:36,849 --> 00:03:38,369 Come in! There you go. 57 00:03:40,690 --> 00:03:42,689 Good. Well, listen… 58 00:03:42,769 --> 00:03:43,769 Sabine. 59 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:45,769 I understood "sardine." Careful. 60 00:03:46,330 --> 00:03:47,290 How are you? 61 00:03:47,770 --> 00:03:50,089 I'm an agent, not a magician. 62 00:03:50,170 --> 00:03:54,370 Now, they don't want you. They have migraine. That's all. 63 00:03:54,450 --> 00:03:55,610 But it'll come back. 64 00:03:55,690 --> 00:03:58,330 You know, roles come and go. 65 00:03:58,410 --> 00:04:02,570 It's made of tiny things, as the other jerk would say. 66 00:04:03,130 --> 00:04:05,090 Don't hesitate to call me. 67 00:04:05,171 --> 00:04:06,491 In fact, hesitate. 68 00:04:07,010 --> 00:04:08,891 Call Jean-Phil instead. 69 00:04:08,970 --> 00:04:11,531 But trust me, it will be fine. 70 00:04:14,810 --> 00:04:17,851 So, sweetie, how's it going? Sit down. It's done. 71 00:04:17,930 --> 00:04:20,931 You want to drinking something? No. We're not thirsty. 72 00:04:21,411 --> 00:04:23,091 So, as you know, 73 00:04:23,171 --> 00:04:25,531 the shooting of season three 74 00:04:25,611 --> 00:04:27,771 - will start in the United States. - Yes. 75 00:04:27,852 --> 00:04:31,212 Regarding the dubbing of Jennifer Marshall, 76 00:04:31,291 --> 00:04:34,332 I obviously said that you weren't interested. 77 00:04:35,211 --> 00:04:36,732 What? Yes, I am! 78 00:04:36,812 --> 00:04:39,572 No, you're not interested, no one is. 79 00:04:39,651 --> 00:04:41,252 Yes, I know. 80 00:04:41,331 --> 00:04:45,572 We are the leading role in one of the biggest series in the world, 81 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:46,932 but we said no. 82 00:04:48,052 --> 00:04:49,652 - It's really stupid. - Yes. 83 00:04:49,732 --> 00:04:50,692 It's stupid. 84 00:04:51,253 --> 00:04:52,772 It's fucking stupid. 85 00:04:53,812 --> 00:04:54,853 That's how it works. 86 00:04:54,932 --> 00:04:57,092 In the end, they came back, tail between legs. 87 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:58,652 They tripled your salary. 88 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:01,492 Season three: rule of three. It's logical. 89 00:05:02,053 --> 00:05:02,932 Logical! 90 00:05:03,453 --> 00:05:06,093 - You scared me. - All you have to do is sign. 91 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:07,173 Jean-Phil! 92 00:05:10,573 --> 00:05:12,053 He likes wasting his time. 93 00:05:13,373 --> 00:05:14,253 Contracts! 94 00:05:15,734 --> 00:05:18,173 - Thank you. - No! Do it with him. 95 00:05:19,533 --> 00:05:20,774 Thank you! 96 00:05:23,174 --> 00:05:24,413 Thank you. 97 00:05:24,494 --> 00:05:26,014 You're going to be a star. 98 00:05:26,734 --> 00:05:27,934 Disgusting. 99 00:05:35,254 --> 00:05:36,134 Are you okay? 100 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:39,375 Noticed anything? 101 00:05:41,694 --> 00:05:42,574 You got fat? 102 00:05:43,054 --> 00:05:44,254 No. I bought a car. 103 00:05:44,334 --> 00:05:45,934 It's only a Smart. 104 00:05:46,575 --> 00:05:47,694 It's convertible! 105 00:05:48,414 --> 00:05:51,095 There's something I need to tell you. It's huge. 106 00:05:51,174 --> 00:05:53,175 Children, say hello to Aunt Jeanne! 107 00:05:57,735 --> 00:06:00,855 - I'll make you pancakes tonight. - Yeah! 108 00:06:01,815 --> 00:06:03,335 - Hello, Auntie. - Hello. 109 00:06:03,856 --> 00:06:05,695 - Hello, Auntie. - It's season three-- 110 00:06:05,776 --> 00:06:07,055 - Hello, Auntie. - Hello. 111 00:06:07,135 --> 00:06:08,935 - Look at my drawing. - It's ugly. 112 00:06:09,016 --> 00:06:10,015 It's you. 113 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:12,535 - Hello. - How many did you have? 114 00:06:14,376 --> 00:06:15,256 So… 115 00:06:15,336 --> 00:06:19,696 I wanted to tell you that we signed for season three, 116 00:06:19,776 --> 00:06:22,296 and they tripled my salary. Imagine season four. 117 00:06:22,376 --> 00:06:24,376 Good. You'll be able to pay your rent. 118 00:06:25,256 --> 00:06:26,616 Don't touch the remote! 119 00:06:26,696 --> 00:06:27,576 Ouch. 120 00:06:27,656 --> 00:06:32,177 Who cares about bills? I'm loaded now. Jennifer won't stop any time soon. 121 00:06:32,256 --> 00:06:33,896 Leave the cat alone. 122 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:36,056 Here's a gift. 123 00:06:36,737 --> 00:06:38,537 - Repetto. - Thank you. 124 00:06:39,337 --> 00:06:40,897 They're amazing. 125 00:06:41,977 --> 00:06:43,657 They are super flexible. 126 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,217 Stop annoying the cat! 127 00:06:45,897 --> 00:06:47,537 Okay, stop. Let's eat. 128 00:06:48,017 --> 00:06:48,937 Daddy is here. 129 00:06:50,137 --> 00:06:53,577 - How are you, Cédric? - A jerk parked in front of the house! 130 00:06:53,658 --> 00:06:56,337 A jerk? It could be a girl. We don't know. 131 00:06:56,418 --> 00:06:57,457 A bitch, then. 132 00:06:57,537 --> 00:06:59,738 The bitch wishes you a good evening. 133 00:07:00,258 --> 00:07:01,338 - Good luck. - Thanks. 134 00:07:02,538 --> 00:07:05,378 - I can't sleep nor eat. - I'm not in the mood. 135 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:06,658 I want you so bad. 136 00:07:07,138 --> 00:07:08,698 I said I'm not in the mood. 137 00:07:10,218 --> 00:07:11,658 I want you so bad. 138 00:07:12,698 --> 00:07:15,259 Okay, be quick. My husband might surprise us. 139 00:07:15,938 --> 00:07:17,179 Well, no risks. 140 00:07:37,379 --> 00:07:40,419 - RTL Matin, 7:00 a.m. - 9:30 a.m. - Vincent Parizot. 141 00:07:40,499 --> 00:07:43,379 Pedro Almodóvar begins shooting his new film in Paris 142 00:07:43,460 --> 00:07:46,499 with Penélope Cruz and Johnny Depp. 143 00:07:46,580 --> 00:07:48,100 And this just came in, 144 00:07:48,179 --> 00:07:50,819 Jennifer Marshall, the heroine of L.A. Couples, 145 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:55,060 decided to end her career following a nervous breakdown. 146 00:07:55,140 --> 00:07:56,300 You're kidding me. 147 00:07:56,380 --> 00:07:57,740 No, they're not kidding. 148 00:07:58,620 --> 00:08:00,780 - She quit. What can I say? - Why? 149 00:08:00,860 --> 00:08:04,660 I don't know. She lost her cat? Got a bad haircut? Broke a fingernail? 150 00:08:05,220 --> 00:08:06,660 - What about me? - You… 151 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:09,141 You're speechless. 152 00:08:10,541 --> 00:08:11,460 If I may say so. 153 00:08:11,541 --> 00:08:12,861 What am I going to do? 154 00:08:12,941 --> 00:08:15,300 - She's with someone. - I'm done! 155 00:08:15,381 --> 00:08:17,341 - Come in. - But what do I do? 156 00:08:17,421 --> 00:08:19,581 You know, it'll come back. 157 00:08:19,661 --> 00:08:21,101 How are you? Have a seat. 158 00:08:21,181 --> 00:08:24,501 It'll come back. You know, roles come and go. Right? 159 00:08:24,581 --> 00:08:25,981 As the other jerk says. 160 00:08:26,062 --> 00:08:28,381 - Don't hesitate to call me. - Yes. 161 00:08:28,861 --> 00:08:30,142 In fact, hesitate. 162 00:08:30,221 --> 00:08:31,861 Call Jean-Phil instead. 163 00:08:32,422 --> 00:08:34,501 And trust me, it's going to be fine. 164 00:09:08,023 --> 00:09:09,983 Go team! 165 00:09:10,543 --> 00:09:11,423 Yes! 166 00:09:13,104 --> 00:09:15,024 I'm sorry I'm late. 167 00:09:15,103 --> 00:09:16,023 It's okay. 168 00:09:16,944 --> 00:09:19,263 Do you want us to check the levels? 169 00:09:19,344 --> 00:09:20,984 No need. Thank you. 170 00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:24,624 Look at my cheerleader outfit. 171 00:09:24,704 --> 00:09:27,224 - It suits me, I'm so happy. - Awesome! 172 00:09:27,303 --> 00:09:28,304 Awesome. 173 00:09:28,824 --> 00:09:29,784 Go, blues! 174 00:09:33,984 --> 00:09:36,424 - Can we do it again? - Yes. 175 00:09:37,184 --> 00:09:40,144 Look at my cheerleader outfit. It suits me. 176 00:09:40,225 --> 00:09:41,704 I'm so happy. 177 00:09:43,064 --> 00:09:44,145 Sorry. 178 00:09:44,224 --> 00:09:45,784 I'm sorry. 179 00:09:47,464 --> 00:09:48,345 We can… 180 00:09:48,904 --> 00:09:50,865 It's all right-- No, it's not! 181 00:09:50,944 --> 00:09:55,785 The wildlife park has nine individuals: three adult females… 182 00:09:55,865 --> 00:09:57,345 It's no big deal. 183 00:09:57,425 --> 00:10:00,025 Yes, it is. She's ending her career. 184 00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:05,426 They're going to kill her character in two episodes and I'll lose everything. 185 00:10:06,146 --> 00:10:08,585 Now's your chance to try acting again. 186 00:10:09,665 --> 00:10:12,146 - To audition. - I'm screwed with my voice. 187 00:10:12,226 --> 00:10:15,506 I will always be Jennifer Marshall's voice. It's over. 188 00:10:15,586 --> 00:10:17,146 She'll stop being depressed. 189 00:10:18,026 --> 00:10:20,146 I'd like to know why she's depressed. 190 00:10:20,226 --> 00:10:22,186 - She has everything she wants. - Ethan. 191 00:10:22,266 --> 00:10:23,826 Stop biting your nails! 192 00:10:25,386 --> 00:10:26,746 It's late. Go to sleep. 193 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,986 Oh no, this movie is so good. 194 00:10:29,067 --> 00:10:31,227 Sexual likeness between bonobos and humans… 195 00:10:31,306 --> 00:10:34,187 You can't mope around forever. I don't know… 196 00:10:34,746 --> 00:10:35,826 Do something. 197 00:10:35,907 --> 00:10:40,147 Should I go to Los Angeles and say to her, "Jennifer, pull yourself together"? 198 00:10:40,627 --> 00:10:42,507 As if I was going to say that. 199 00:10:42,587 --> 00:10:43,987 I'm telling it to you. 200 00:10:44,667 --> 00:10:45,547 No chance. 201 00:10:46,467 --> 00:10:48,827 I'm gonna have shitty auditions all my life. 202 00:10:49,427 --> 00:10:51,707 Detective Garibaldi, Homicide. 203 00:10:52,747 --> 00:10:54,347 I have questions about-- 204 00:10:54,427 --> 00:10:56,148 Thank you. We'll call you back. 205 00:10:56,227 --> 00:10:58,507 Oh! You have a big stain of grease. 206 00:10:58,588 --> 00:11:01,627 - So use the stain remover-- - Thank you! 207 00:11:02,988 --> 00:11:05,188 - When I let off steam-- - Thank you! 208 00:11:05,948 --> 00:11:06,828 Thank you! 209 00:11:07,828 --> 00:11:10,948 Is it because I'm the voice of Jennifer Marshall? 210 00:11:11,028 --> 00:11:13,428 Who's that? Who's Jennifer Marshall? 211 00:11:13,908 --> 00:11:14,948 Marshall… 212 00:11:15,389 --> 00:11:17,549 Marshall… 213 00:11:17,628 --> 00:11:18,509 Are you okay? 214 00:11:18,989 --> 00:11:19,868 No. 215 00:11:21,229 --> 00:11:22,189 You're right. 216 00:11:22,268 --> 00:11:23,269 I'm going to L.A. 217 00:11:34,189 --> 00:11:35,229 Pick up for me. 218 00:11:35,989 --> 00:11:36,949 Hello? 219 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,550 It's Jeanne. You busy? 220 00:11:39,109 --> 00:11:41,070 Obviously. But now it's too late. 221 00:11:41,149 --> 00:11:42,830 I wanted to tell you I'm leaving. 222 00:11:43,710 --> 00:11:45,110 That's good. 223 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:46,910 To the United States. 224 00:11:46,989 --> 00:11:48,189 To see Jennifer Marshall. 225 00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:50,270 - Why? - To make her change her mind. 226 00:11:50,349 --> 00:11:52,390 So she continues the show. 227 00:11:52,470 --> 00:11:54,150 Good. That'll keep you busy. 228 00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:56,710 I was planning to talk to her agent. Goldman? 229 00:11:56,790 --> 00:11:58,790 Yes. Goldman. Jean-Jacques. 230 00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:00,511 Bye. 231 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,672 Exhausted. 232 00:12:54,432 --> 00:12:55,593 Like in CSI. 233 00:12:56,513 --> 00:12:57,393 CSI. 234 00:13:09,433 --> 00:13:10,313 Sorry? 235 00:14:02,635 --> 00:14:03,996 No. It wasn't me! 236 00:14:04,075 --> 00:14:04,995 It wasn't me! 237 00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:13,156 Let's keep this courteous. 238 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,036 It wasn't me. 239 00:14:20,396 --> 00:14:21,276 Huh? 240 00:14:24,157 --> 00:14:25,076 Not working. 241 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,236 It's blocked! 242 00:14:27,316 --> 00:14:28,196 It's broken. 243 00:14:28,756 --> 00:14:30,117 I can't open it… 244 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,277 Yes, it's fixed. 245 00:14:33,316 --> 00:14:35,197 Oh my! That's bad luck, isn't it? 246 00:14:36,597 --> 00:14:37,477 Ouch. 247 00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,437 I think it's nothing. 248 00:14:39,517 --> 00:14:40,997 Sorry, excuse me, look. 249 00:14:41,077 --> 00:14:42,277 Sorry. 250 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:44,317 There you go. 251 00:14:49,157 --> 00:14:50,637 Yes, there's a scratch. 252 00:14:53,357 --> 00:14:54,238 There you go. 253 00:15:07,158 --> 00:15:09,078 What? I don't understand. 254 00:15:13,678 --> 00:15:15,039 I'm going to fill in… 255 00:15:15,118 --> 00:15:18,159 the paper, the report, for the insurance. 256 00:15:18,759 --> 00:15:19,638 Hold on. 257 00:15:22,599 --> 00:15:23,718 It's got to be… 258 00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:24,919 in the glove box. 259 00:15:25,919 --> 00:15:26,879 It's somewhere. 260 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:34,519 That's not it. 261 00:16:26,241 --> 00:16:27,361 You got it! 262 00:16:37,642 --> 00:16:39,162 Where were you? Huh? 263 00:16:39,242 --> 00:16:41,002 Where were you all this time? 264 00:16:44,563 --> 00:16:45,962 I missed you, man. 265 00:17:09,764 --> 00:17:11,924 Perfect. It's a good start. 266 00:17:48,805 --> 00:17:50,165 No, I'm Jean-Michel. 267 00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:27,287 - Ouch. - Casper the Ghost? 268 00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:29,207 - Casper the Ghost? - Yes, I am! 269 00:18:29,287 --> 00:18:30,407 I'm Ghostbusters. 270 00:18:31,447 --> 00:18:33,647 No! Casper the… Oh, Farres! 271 00:18:33,727 --> 00:18:35,847 - Where are my 500 dollars? - Listen. 272 00:18:35,927 --> 00:18:38,927 - I have a liquidity issue. - I'll liquidate you, Slimane! 273 00:18:39,007 --> 00:18:40,687 They call me "Slymane" here. 274 00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:45,528 - You're Slimane Benboula and you owe me. - Stop! I have them. 275 00:18:46,087 --> 00:18:48,687 Listen to me carefully. At the Paramount Studios, 276 00:18:48,768 --> 00:18:51,447 I have a special friend named Robert. 277 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,608 You know a guy named Robert? 278 00:18:54,687 --> 00:18:58,168 I swear to God. Wallah, I swear on my life it's true. 279 00:18:58,808 --> 00:19:00,568 He owes me $500 too. 280 00:19:01,128 --> 00:19:04,208 Go tell him Slymane sends you, and he'll pay you. 281 00:19:05,648 --> 00:19:08,929 Listen to me carefully, if I don't get my money back, 282 00:19:09,008 --> 00:19:10,489 I'm gonna break your face. 283 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,332 Stop banging! 284 00:20:21,412 --> 00:20:22,451 What a moron. 285 00:21:52,455 --> 00:21:53,535 Shamelessly. 286 00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:01,175 Really? Excellent. 287 00:22:03,416 --> 00:22:07,415 Do you know another hotel? A cheap one? 288 00:22:07,496 --> 00:22:10,256 Like Campanile or Formule 1? 289 00:22:14,296 --> 00:22:16,456 King Edward, it's still … 290 00:24:46,182 --> 00:24:47,063 Easy. 291 00:24:48,342 --> 00:24:49,223 There you go. 292 00:25:52,905 --> 00:25:55,825 Yes, I have an apartment. I don't see the connection. 293 00:25:59,906 --> 00:26:03,585 Ah! Appointment! There you go. Articulate. 294 00:26:03,666 --> 00:26:05,265 Do you have one? Otherwise you-- 295 00:26:05,346 --> 00:26:06,386 Calm down! 296 00:26:17,546 --> 00:26:18,626 Exactly! 297 00:26:22,786 --> 00:26:23,986 Who's laughing now? 298 00:26:39,548 --> 00:26:40,707 Nothing at all. 299 00:28:41,392 --> 00:28:42,712 I got thrown out too. 300 00:28:43,633 --> 00:28:45,712 We can't get in anywhere in this country. 301 00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:47,713 If you're not on the list… 302 00:28:48,993 --> 00:28:50,433 They said 11:00. 303 00:28:50,512 --> 00:28:52,033 They're 16 minutes late. 304 00:28:52,113 --> 00:28:54,233 And the plane's sandwiches were rotten. 305 00:28:54,313 --> 00:28:56,393 Let alone the state of the toilets. 306 00:28:56,473 --> 00:28:59,313 Sorry for the delay. I'm Jean-Louis, your guide. 307 00:28:59,393 --> 00:29:01,793 We had a little problem, but it's settled now. 308 00:29:02,273 --> 00:29:04,553 - Ready for the tour? - Yes! 309 00:29:04,634 --> 00:29:05,513 Let's go. 310 00:29:08,354 --> 00:29:10,553 - I'm really hungry now. - Me too. 311 00:29:11,194 --> 00:29:12,394 Bringing up the rear! 312 00:29:12,953 --> 00:29:14,594 I'm the other guide, Isabelle. 313 00:29:14,674 --> 00:29:16,754 I'm bringing up the rear. Go ahead! 314 00:29:17,634 --> 00:29:19,794 Don't turn around. Straight ahead. 315 00:29:22,754 --> 00:29:24,354 It's fine. We work in pairs. 316 00:29:26,034 --> 00:29:27,394 - Hi. - Hello. 317 00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:29,394 - The A-Team. - We booked for 11:00. 318 00:29:37,074 --> 00:29:39,234 Welcome to the Paramount Studios, 319 00:29:39,315 --> 00:29:41,675 where all international movies were shot. 320 00:29:41,755 --> 00:29:43,795 - In the world. - That's what I said. 321 00:29:44,395 --> 00:29:46,435 On your left, studio number one. 322 00:29:46,515 --> 00:29:50,035 This is where Gone with the Wind was shot. 323 00:29:50,116 --> 00:29:53,836 But also Come to My House, I Live with a Friend or Leave Me Alone. 324 00:29:54,316 --> 00:29:55,996 Here, ladies and gentlemen, 325 00:29:56,076 --> 00:29:58,476 the famous door opening that was used for… 326 00:29:58,555 --> 00:30:00,676 - What does it remind you of? - King Kong. 327 00:30:00,756 --> 00:30:02,155 Nonsense. King Kong… 328 00:30:04,116 --> 00:30:07,636 No. The Ninth Gatewith Julie Delpy. 329 00:30:08,436 --> 00:30:09,636 I'll leave you here. 330 00:30:09,716 --> 00:30:11,836 I'm going to book the restaurant. 331 00:30:11,916 --> 00:30:12,917 Okay? 332 00:30:12,996 --> 00:30:15,557 - I heard that you were hungry. - Yes! 333 00:30:15,636 --> 00:30:17,516 - Are you? - Yes. 334 00:30:17,597 --> 00:30:19,436 I'll leave you with my colleague. 335 00:30:19,517 --> 00:30:22,837 - Can we see Penélope Cruz? - And take a photo with George Clooney? 336 00:30:23,516 --> 00:30:28,197 So what we're going to do now is have complete freedom. 337 00:30:28,277 --> 00:30:31,637 Free time for everybody. Stroll around. 338 00:30:31,717 --> 00:30:33,557 Let's meet back here in an hour. 339 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,039 Madam! 340 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,080 What time do we eat? We're hungry. 341 00:31:38,159 --> 00:31:40,920 Listen, you're gonna have to leave me alone now. 342 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,960 Can we go to the fundraiser with Jennifer Marshall tonight? 343 00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:51,240 We'll try. 344 00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:08,489 What a waste! We plundered this planet. 345 00:35:08,969 --> 00:35:10,249 It makes me sick! 346 00:35:20,849 --> 00:35:23,449 - Hey, Slimane, buddy! - Hey, Farres. 347 00:35:23,529 --> 00:35:25,009 - You got in? - As usual. 348 00:35:25,089 --> 00:35:26,569 It's nice to see you here. 349 00:35:27,409 --> 00:35:28,569 I went to Paramount. 350 00:35:28,650 --> 00:35:30,170 - And? - I saw Robert. 351 00:35:30,249 --> 00:35:33,210 - He gave you the money? - No. He said you owed him. 352 00:35:33,290 --> 00:35:35,330 Shit, he screwed us over. 353 00:35:35,409 --> 00:35:38,890 Listen, scumbag, give me my money back or I'll fuck you up. 354 00:35:39,450 --> 00:35:40,370 Come back here. 355 00:39:18,419 --> 00:39:20,860 Ah! No. Nothing to do with it. 356 00:39:24,419 --> 00:39:26,740 I don't care about that. 357 00:41:37,505 --> 00:41:39,105 - Oh, no. - Cousin. 358 00:41:40,385 --> 00:41:41,705 - You know Jennifer? - No. 359 00:41:41,785 --> 00:41:42,865 - Who's this? - No one. 360 00:41:42,946 --> 00:41:45,665 - I'm her driver. - Jennifer Marshall. 361 00:41:45,745 --> 00:41:47,506 Jennifer Marshall. Get Lost. 362 00:41:47,585 --> 00:41:49,225 - So nice to meet you. - Me too! 363 00:42:16,507 --> 00:42:17,387 What? 364 00:42:17,467 --> 00:42:20,707 We said that I was your driver. You're embarrassing us. 365 00:43:27,350 --> 00:43:28,630 No idea how I do that. 366 00:43:47,230 --> 00:43:49,191 Thanks. It was perfect, Get Lost. 367 00:44:06,832 --> 00:44:08,711 Not you. You stay in the car. 368 00:44:10,792 --> 00:44:12,072 You are my driver. 369 00:44:30,072 --> 00:44:31,152 Hurry up. 370 00:44:38,633 --> 00:44:41,113 Oh, I'm going to get some wine. 371 00:44:53,313 --> 00:44:56,514 It's grape. You know? Five fruits and vegetables a day. 372 00:45:02,114 --> 00:45:02,994 There you go. 373 00:45:51,796 --> 00:45:52,916 All right. 374 00:46:01,516 --> 00:46:03,796 Don't let this jerk ruin my… your career. 375 00:46:08,397 --> 00:46:11,277 Yes. To grieve. It's therapeutic. 376 00:46:41,758 --> 00:46:42,998 Sorry, it's a rental. 377 00:46:43,518 --> 00:46:47,238 They're rentals too. Classy, right? Crocodiles. 378 00:46:47,718 --> 00:46:49,558 How did you manage to get in? 379 00:46:49,638 --> 00:46:52,958 Where do you know Jennifer Marshall from? You in the showbiz? 380 00:46:53,039 --> 00:46:54,278 I'm her French voice. 381 00:46:56,039 --> 00:46:58,999 Look, they have four freaking cigarette lighters! 382 00:46:59,078 --> 00:47:01,919 She quit her job, so I came here to change her mind. 383 00:47:04,838 --> 00:47:06,959 It really is a Romanian thing. 384 00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:09,159 It's a waste of time. 385 00:47:10,039 --> 00:47:11,599 What are you doing in L.A.? 386 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,200 - What? - Business trip. 387 00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,999 Business? What do you mean? 388 00:47:20,079 --> 00:47:21,199 I live here. 389 00:47:21,279 --> 00:47:22,760 - The hotel? There? - Yes. 390 00:47:25,599 --> 00:47:28,200 - I'll give you my number. - Cool, thanks. 391 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:33,120 Give it to Jennifer Marshall in case she needs a manager. 392 00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:34,160 Okay, will do. 393 00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:35,680 - See you. - See you. 394 00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:40,921 Here's what works every time to get in. Ask for David. 395 00:47:41,641 --> 00:47:44,000 - There's always someone called David. - Okay. 396 00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:47,721 Since security can never reach anyone, these idiots let you in. 397 00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:50,041 - All right. - Bye. 398 00:47:51,921 --> 00:47:54,161 You have 20 dollars? It's for the tip. 399 00:47:56,841 --> 00:47:58,801 I've got ten. Is it okay? 400 00:47:59,441 --> 00:48:00,681 That will do, thanks. 401 00:48:00,761 --> 00:48:02,961 I asked you for twenty, so you owe me ten. 402 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:04,761 Okay. 403 00:48:04,841 --> 00:48:07,961 But I owe you ten, so we're even. Bye. 404 00:48:08,042 --> 00:48:08,921 Bye. 405 00:49:00,444 --> 00:49:01,884 It's hurtful! 406 00:49:05,844 --> 00:49:07,484 You have to work on that. 407 00:49:41,646 --> 00:49:42,606 What's that? 408 00:49:45,645 --> 00:49:47,325 My clothes are soaked! 409 00:49:49,806 --> 00:49:52,166 What's wrong with this shitty hotel? 410 00:49:58,166 --> 00:49:59,766 No, that's okay. 411 00:50:00,446 --> 00:50:02,407 But still, it's all soaked! 412 00:50:04,126 --> 00:50:05,926 I'm out of clothes and shoes. 413 00:51:32,370 --> 00:51:33,570 You're old-fashioned. 414 00:51:53,211 --> 00:51:54,571 I know that… 415 00:52:35,212 --> 00:52:36,853 We're not gonna shake hands! 416 00:52:36,933 --> 00:52:38,013 Hey, Karlito! 417 00:52:38,093 --> 00:52:41,133 It's been so long! You still have your ponytail, cool! 418 00:52:41,213 --> 00:52:43,133 We've known each other for ever. 419 00:52:43,213 --> 00:52:44,533 You good? And the kids? 420 00:52:44,613 --> 00:52:45,693 I don't know her. 421 00:52:46,453 --> 00:52:47,853 "I don't know her." 422 00:52:56,614 --> 00:52:58,733 It's a good joke. Quite a character! 423 00:52:58,814 --> 00:53:00,934 Tweed suits will be a hit. 424 00:53:34,495 --> 00:53:36,976 - Thanks for the money. I'll pay you back. - Sure. 425 00:53:37,055 --> 00:53:40,576 You won't believe it. I'm in Jennifer Marshall's dressing room. 426 00:53:41,656 --> 00:53:44,176 - Jealous? - Send a pic when you're with Brad Pitt. 427 00:53:44,256 --> 00:53:46,416 I'll tell you everything. How are you? 428 00:53:46,495 --> 00:53:47,856 I'm good. It's pushing. 429 00:53:47,935 --> 00:53:49,216 - Children? - No, I am. 430 00:53:49,296 --> 00:53:52,256 - Push, madam! - Push! Come on! 431 00:53:52,336 --> 00:53:53,216 Push! 432 00:53:53,296 --> 00:53:55,696 - You have to push. - What do you think I'm doing? 433 00:53:56,256 --> 00:53:58,896 I'm gonna hang up. I can't hear because of the screams. 434 00:53:58,976 --> 00:54:01,337 - That's it. Do the dog. - Bye. 435 00:54:23,977 --> 00:54:25,377 It doesn't look like it. 436 00:54:29,778 --> 00:54:31,017 She's weird. 437 00:54:33,378 --> 00:54:34,977 She's creepy, isn't she? 438 00:54:48,658 --> 00:54:49,858 Put the phone away! 439 00:55:19,540 --> 00:55:21,179 No, but imagine. 440 00:55:21,260 --> 00:55:22,820 For nothing. Hypothetically. 441 00:55:51,461 --> 00:55:53,941 I'm not judging. Everyone does what they want. 442 00:55:54,021 --> 00:55:55,581 It's like a souvenir. 443 00:56:35,342 --> 00:56:36,223 Yeah, but… 444 00:56:41,783 --> 00:56:42,703 A perfect heist. 445 00:56:44,904 --> 00:56:46,183 The heist of the century. 446 00:56:47,583 --> 00:56:49,743 No security guards, no cameras. 447 00:56:50,743 --> 00:56:52,544 A deserted place. 448 00:56:53,984 --> 00:56:55,304 The Federal Reserve 449 00:56:55,863 --> 00:56:57,903 is a child's piggy bank in comparison. 450 00:56:59,343 --> 00:57:00,224 That's it. 451 00:57:03,504 --> 00:57:06,144 - Bubble gums? - There's a ton of cash in there. 452 00:57:09,104 --> 00:57:12,304 You kidding me? We've come this far for bubble gums? 453 00:57:12,784 --> 00:57:15,265 - For bubble gums? - Your phone is ringing. 454 00:57:15,344 --> 00:57:16,425 Pick up for me. 455 00:57:18,505 --> 00:57:19,384 Hello? 456 00:57:19,465 --> 00:57:23,545 It's Jeanne, Jennifer Marshall's friend. We met at Paramount. 457 00:57:23,625 --> 00:57:25,465 - The yellow car. - What? 458 00:57:25,545 --> 00:57:27,825 I have to get into a private party tonight. 459 00:57:27,905 --> 00:57:28,905 I don't care. 460 00:57:28,985 --> 00:57:33,866 I have to get into this party to recover Jennifer Marshall's sex tape. 461 00:57:33,945 --> 00:57:36,146 I don't give a shit. I'm busy. 462 00:57:36,225 --> 00:57:37,185 Hang up. 463 00:57:37,826 --> 00:57:38,705 Really nice. 464 00:57:39,466 --> 00:57:41,386 How much would the sex tape cost? 465 00:57:41,465 --> 00:57:43,186 I don't know. 100,000 dollars. 466 00:57:45,386 --> 00:57:48,346 How much would I get for Jennifer Marshall's sex tape? 467 00:57:48,426 --> 00:57:49,386 100,000 dollars. 468 00:58:00,226 --> 00:58:01,107 Hey. 469 00:58:01,666 --> 00:58:02,907 Don't we say hello? 470 00:58:02,986 --> 00:58:04,187 Don't we say goodbye? 471 00:58:04,907 --> 00:58:07,067 Thank you. You're a life saver. 472 00:58:07,146 --> 00:58:08,826 I have to get the tape back. 473 00:58:08,907 --> 00:58:10,547 - I'm with you. - Okay. 474 00:58:11,027 --> 00:58:12,307 What do we do with it? 475 00:58:13,907 --> 00:58:15,867 - I'll give it back to Jennifer. - Yes. 476 00:58:15,947 --> 00:58:19,027 I don't want it to circulate. That'd be terrible for her. 477 00:58:19,107 --> 00:58:20,188 Terrible. 478 00:58:20,267 --> 00:58:23,467 How could someone do that to a woman? It's obscene, vulgar. 479 00:58:24,427 --> 00:58:28,228 There are bastards that exploit people's privacy. Disgusting. 480 00:58:29,308 --> 00:58:31,948 Don't worry. We're going to help little Jenny. 481 00:58:42,308 --> 00:58:43,268 You're squinting. 482 00:58:44,268 --> 00:58:45,509 - Where? - You squint. 483 00:58:45,588 --> 00:58:46,668 - Where? - Your face. 484 00:58:47,148 --> 00:58:49,349 - No. - Yes, you're like that. 485 00:58:49,428 --> 00:58:52,189 My grandmother has the same disease. 486 00:58:52,268 --> 00:58:53,389 - Not at all. - You do. 487 00:58:53,468 --> 00:58:56,269 That's because I was daydreaming. 488 00:58:56,989 --> 00:58:57,949 How do we do it? 489 00:58:58,909 --> 00:59:00,469 Let me get in, I'll help you. 490 00:59:00,549 --> 00:59:02,069 - Okay? - Go ahead. 491 00:59:16,029 --> 00:59:17,270 Damn it! Cats! 492 00:59:28,590 --> 00:59:31,790 Nice kitty… 493 00:59:33,751 --> 00:59:34,790 Kitty? 494 00:59:37,591 --> 00:59:38,551 What's that? 495 00:59:38,631 --> 00:59:39,670 Hyenas! 496 00:59:40,870 --> 00:59:42,430 Fucking hyenas! 497 01:00:28,713 --> 01:00:30,912 You're starting to annoy me, hyenas. 498 01:00:32,712 --> 01:00:35,473 Now it's starting to piss me off, hyenas. 499 01:00:38,113 --> 01:00:39,673 No need to growl like that. 500 01:00:39,753 --> 01:00:41,233 Why growling? 501 01:00:47,194 --> 01:00:48,154 Let's sit down. 502 01:00:49,313 --> 01:00:50,274 Let's sit down. 503 01:00:51,834 --> 01:00:52,873 There you go. 504 01:00:53,874 --> 01:00:55,074 Now we're sitting. 505 01:00:55,153 --> 01:00:57,514 Now that we've done that, 506 01:00:58,034 --> 01:00:59,514 we take the next step: 507 01:01:00,274 --> 01:01:01,434 sleep. 508 01:01:07,434 --> 01:01:08,795 Oh, it's big. 509 01:01:12,714 --> 01:01:15,275 Oh my! Those can hurt people, madam. 510 01:01:15,355 --> 01:01:16,715 These are normal. 511 01:01:16,795 --> 01:01:21,035 Go to sleep, Colas my wee hyena 512 01:01:21,555 --> 01:01:24,755 Go to sleep, you'll have… 513 01:01:25,755 --> 01:01:27,235 Rabbit 514 01:01:27,315 --> 01:01:31,836 Mommy's upstairs, making some turkey 515 01:01:31,915 --> 01:01:35,076 Daddy's downstairs, making… 516 01:01:35,875 --> 01:01:38,595 Gazelle stew 517 01:02:09,012 --> 01:02:10,512 It's enough! Go to bed! 518 01:02:13,037 --> 01:02:14,077 Stop that! 519 01:02:15,557 --> 01:02:17,877 It's enough! Go to bed! 520 01:02:18,557 --> 01:02:21,518 Miller, you're sleeping 521 01:02:21,597 --> 01:02:23,798 Your mill, your mill 522 01:02:23,877 --> 01:02:26,038 Your mill spins too quickly 523 01:02:26,518 --> 01:02:29,117 Miller, you're sleeping 524 01:02:29,638 --> 01:02:30,878 Your mill… 525 01:02:49,119 --> 01:02:50,199 Excuse me. 526 01:02:50,279 --> 01:02:53,639 Mike, we need to talk. I'm Jeanne, Jennifer Marshall's friend. 527 01:02:53,718 --> 01:02:55,518 - A friend of Jennifer's? - Yes. 528 01:02:55,599 --> 01:02:57,199 Damn it… Go away! 529 01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:14,640 Sorry again. Mike, you don't understand. 530 01:03:15,199 --> 01:03:18,799 We both want the same thing: That she continues the series. 531 01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:33,680 What do you get out of it? 532 01:03:33,761 --> 01:03:36,881 The same thing as you. If she works again, I work again. 533 01:03:36,961 --> 01:03:38,321 I'll explain. Trust me. 534 01:03:38,881 --> 01:03:40,601 She'll never work with me again. 535 01:03:40,681 --> 01:03:41,641 She hates me. 536 01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:43,001 She flipped out. 537 01:03:43,641 --> 01:03:45,881 No, she didn't flip out! 538 01:03:45,961 --> 01:03:49,001 If you give her the sex tape back, she'll forgive you. 539 01:03:49,081 --> 01:03:51,361 Yeah. I'd like that. 540 01:03:52,122 --> 01:03:53,721 But there's a small problem. 541 01:03:55,122 --> 01:03:56,521 I no longer have the tape. 542 01:03:57,162 --> 01:03:58,161 What an idiot. 543 01:03:58,242 --> 01:04:00,402 I sold it for $50,000 to Jery Flash. 544 01:04:00,842 --> 01:04:03,402 Give him his money back and recover the tape. 545 01:04:04,482 --> 01:04:06,002 I don't have it anymore, damn! 546 01:04:06,561 --> 01:04:07,442 "Jeanne." 547 01:04:09,002 --> 01:04:10,922 So, how can I meet Jery Flash? 548 01:04:11,002 --> 01:04:13,122 He's shooting at Villa Bonita. 549 01:04:13,202 --> 01:04:15,042 Is he an actor? 550 01:04:15,122 --> 01:04:16,762 Oh, yeah. 551 01:04:16,843 --> 01:04:18,242 What's the movie called? 552 01:04:18,322 --> 01:04:20,722 - Cheerleader 3. - Cheerleader 3? 553 01:04:23,362 --> 01:04:25,003 Where were you all this time? 554 01:04:25,083 --> 01:04:26,883 I handled it myself, thanks! 555 01:04:26,962 --> 01:04:28,483 Do you have the sex tape? 556 01:04:28,563 --> 01:04:30,802 No. He sold it to Jery Flash. 557 01:04:33,283 --> 01:04:34,243 What did you do? 558 01:04:35,083 --> 01:04:37,123 - Cats. - What? 559 01:04:37,683 --> 01:04:40,163 I had never seen this kind of cats before. 560 01:04:41,804 --> 01:04:42,683 Where? 561 01:04:44,324 --> 01:04:47,284 - They're coming. Quick! - No, they're not. It's over. 562 01:04:54,124 --> 01:04:56,204 It's perfect. I hate it. Impeccable. 563 01:05:24,125 --> 01:05:25,965 Happy? I don't think so. 564 01:05:26,605 --> 01:05:28,805 On the contrary. He looked very sad. 565 01:05:28,885 --> 01:05:30,406 He was all alone. 566 01:05:30,485 --> 01:05:32,566 Alone, curled up in his corner. 567 01:05:38,406 --> 01:05:39,805 Sad about the rupture. 568 01:05:41,286 --> 01:05:43,046 - Are you kidding me? - I promise. 569 01:05:43,126 --> 01:05:44,486 He said, 570 01:05:44,566 --> 01:05:47,526 "Why did I do that?" "I never should have." 571 01:05:47,606 --> 01:05:51,726 "Jennifer's the love of my life." "I'm an asshole." That's what he said. 572 01:05:59,167 --> 01:06:03,407 No more sex tape. He destroyed it in front of my eyes. 573 01:06:03,487 --> 01:06:05,647 He destroyed it. He trampled on it. 574 01:06:07,727 --> 01:06:08,687 It's over. 575 01:06:08,767 --> 01:06:09,687 I think that… 576 01:06:22,208 --> 01:06:23,168 Of course! 577 01:06:24,048 --> 01:06:25,248 I can't believe this. 578 01:06:27,168 --> 01:06:30,368 Oops. I think I left my headlights on. 579 01:06:30,448 --> 01:06:31,488 Yeah. 580 01:06:32,368 --> 01:06:33,568 I'll be right back. 581 01:06:42,728 --> 01:06:43,609 Hello, Mike? 582 01:06:43,688 --> 01:06:46,048 - Yeah. - It's Jeanne. Can you do something now? 583 01:06:46,129 --> 01:06:48,489 - Okay. - Send a text to Jennifer. 584 01:06:48,568 --> 01:06:50,529 What should I send her? 585 01:06:51,009 --> 01:06:53,128 Well, I don't know, you can write, 586 01:06:53,209 --> 01:06:56,409 "I can't sleep, I keep thinking about you." 587 01:06:56,489 --> 01:06:57,929 "I miss you." 588 01:06:58,009 --> 01:06:59,249 Patati patata. 589 01:07:06,689 --> 01:07:09,050 You think your toy's scaring me? 590 01:07:12,089 --> 01:07:13,049 What the hell! 591 01:09:05,695 --> 01:09:07,454 - I've been waiting for you! - Sorry. 592 01:09:07,534 --> 01:09:11,655 - They don't like Arabs with big bags here. - A Pakistani shot me! 593 01:09:11,734 --> 01:09:12,814 - It's all here? - Yes. 594 01:09:12,895 --> 01:09:14,175 - Thank you. - No worries. 595 01:09:14,254 --> 01:09:15,375 Thank you, really. 596 01:09:17,655 --> 01:09:18,815 No worries, really. 597 01:09:21,255 --> 01:09:23,375 Let's go. Come here, I'm telling you! 598 01:09:26,096 --> 01:09:27,695 I don't want to go anymore. 599 01:09:27,776 --> 01:09:29,576 I'm ridiculous. Look at me. 600 01:09:29,655 --> 01:09:31,535 - You're fine. - Forget it. 601 01:09:32,096 --> 01:09:34,655 And if someones finds Jennifer's sex tape? 602 01:09:34,736 --> 01:09:36,095 Imagine the disaster! 603 01:09:37,856 --> 01:09:38,816 - Push! - I can't. 604 01:09:38,896 --> 01:09:39,776 Push! 605 01:09:40,336 --> 01:09:41,416 Push! 606 01:09:42,416 --> 01:09:44,736 Ouch! You twisted my nose! 607 01:09:45,216 --> 01:09:47,296 It was already twisted. Don't start… 608 01:09:50,817 --> 01:09:53,176 - Come on, quick! And hurry. - Yes. 609 01:10:00,017 --> 01:10:01,617 - Hi. - Hello. 610 01:10:17,777 --> 01:10:18,778 - You got it? - No. 611 01:10:18,857 --> 01:10:20,017 - No sex tape? - No! 612 01:10:20,098 --> 01:10:23,778 All this was for nothing? You're such an idiot. 613 01:10:23,857 --> 01:10:27,418 It was a porn shooting. There are limits! 614 01:10:27,498 --> 01:10:30,138 Where were you born? In Dumbass Land? 615 01:10:30,738 --> 01:10:34,618 - What's going on in your Romanian head? - All right! Why are you that upset? 616 01:10:35,298 --> 01:10:38,378 I've something important to do. I can't stay. Thank you. 617 01:10:39,458 --> 01:10:40,698 Gang bang… 618 01:10:40,778 --> 01:10:42,378 To hell with your gang bang. 619 01:10:57,779 --> 01:11:00,379 No. I want to walk all the way. 620 01:11:00,459 --> 01:11:04,020 I want to be in front of the sea, feeling iodine and seafood. 621 01:11:09,500 --> 01:11:13,419 Oh no! Someone's ruining the landscape! 622 01:11:46,701 --> 01:11:48,701 Incredible coincidence. Incredible! 623 01:12:53,384 --> 01:12:55,544 Oh my God! Man overboard! 624 01:12:55,624 --> 01:12:57,224 - What? - A man's drowning! 625 01:12:57,304 --> 01:12:58,344 - I'm going. - No! 626 01:12:58,424 --> 01:13:00,344 There are storms and shipwrecks! 627 01:13:00,425 --> 01:13:01,704 - You're crazy! - It's cold! 628 01:13:01,784 --> 01:13:03,104 Let me go. 629 01:13:11,024 --> 01:13:13,105 The muscles on him. He's strong! 630 01:13:14,105 --> 01:13:17,865 Oh, my! He's risking his life for a stranger. 631 01:13:17,945 --> 01:13:19,825 - Incredible. - Oh my God. 632 01:13:19,905 --> 01:13:21,225 He handles him lightly. 633 01:13:24,465 --> 01:13:26,145 - He's not breathing. He's dead. - No! 634 01:13:26,226 --> 01:13:27,426 - We'll save him! - Okay! 635 01:13:27,505 --> 01:13:29,785 Fucking wake up! 636 01:13:30,266 --> 01:13:31,146 Wake up! 637 01:14:36,508 --> 01:14:37,389 Farres? 638 01:14:37,989 --> 01:14:41,669 5,000 dollars a room, and they don't even take my bags upstairs! 639 01:14:41,748 --> 01:14:42,708 It's absurd! 640 01:14:42,789 --> 01:14:46,269 I'm going back to France. My plan worked. They're back together. 641 01:14:46,349 --> 01:14:48,629 Once she signs her contract, I'm leaving. 642 01:14:48,708 --> 01:14:49,869 - Awesome. - Please. 643 01:14:49,949 --> 01:14:52,549 - You finally made it. - My luggage, please! 644 01:15:06,229 --> 01:15:07,909 I can't believe it. It's… 645 01:15:08,910 --> 01:15:11,070 Right? They… 646 01:15:13,990 --> 01:15:15,190 Give me five minutes? 647 01:15:18,590 --> 01:15:20,030 - It's just… - Yeah. 648 01:15:26,870 --> 01:15:28,031 It's been two years. 649 01:15:28,871 --> 01:15:31,591 A friend told me about a visual effects company. 650 01:15:31,670 --> 01:15:33,311 - That he'd get me a job. - Yes. 651 01:15:33,791 --> 01:15:35,510 Nothing. He played me. 652 01:15:35,591 --> 01:15:38,311 The jerk's dressed as Casper on the Walk of Fame. 653 01:15:39,351 --> 01:15:40,711 Go back to France. 654 01:15:41,271 --> 01:15:43,791 Come to my house if you need a place to crash. 655 01:15:43,871 --> 01:15:46,512 I have a guest room… I mean, I have a sofa. 656 01:15:47,431 --> 01:15:48,951 A sofa bed. For friends. 657 01:15:50,151 --> 01:15:51,471 A sofa bed for friends? 658 01:15:54,672 --> 01:15:55,992 It's very enticing. 659 01:15:56,832 --> 01:15:57,711 Yes. 660 01:16:07,552 --> 01:16:09,032 Your squint's coming back. 661 01:16:09,112 --> 01:16:11,353 You're annoying! I don't have a squint. 662 01:16:13,432 --> 01:16:14,752 I'm gonna stay stuck. 663 01:16:14,833 --> 01:16:16,833 It's okay to have a squint. 664 01:16:17,353 --> 01:16:20,152 - It's treatable with medication. - I have no squint! 665 01:16:20,233 --> 01:16:22,432 Maybe you're the one that's squinting! 666 01:16:53,474 --> 01:16:54,834 You can thank Jeanne. 667 01:17:02,475 --> 01:17:03,354 Perfect. 668 01:17:17,555 --> 01:17:19,075 It's my understanding, yes. 669 01:17:40,356 --> 01:17:42,196 Great. Awesome. 670 01:17:44,636 --> 01:17:46,716 No worries. You're welcome. 671 01:18:51,119 --> 01:18:52,359 I'm sickening, Farres. 672 01:18:52,439 --> 01:18:54,599 I've been lying to her from the beginning. 673 01:18:54,679 --> 01:18:57,279 And she thinks the sex tape is gone. 674 01:18:57,359 --> 01:18:58,319 Listen… 675 01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:00,200 - I have to tell her everything. - No. 676 01:19:00,279 --> 01:19:03,040 I'm gonna confess everything and go back to France. 677 01:19:03,119 --> 01:19:04,199 It's ridiculous. 678 01:19:38,441 --> 01:19:40,921 Jennifer, it's Jeanne. 679 01:19:49,642 --> 01:19:53,922 He's an asshole. I'm waiting for you at your place. 680 01:19:54,522 --> 01:19:55,602 I'm waiting for you. 681 01:20:19,922 --> 01:20:25,363 And above all, why is the gardener holed up at our place all day? 682 01:20:26,043 --> 01:20:28,283 And patati and patata. 683 01:20:54,685 --> 01:20:56,444 - Out of my house. - Let me explain. 684 01:20:56,524 --> 01:20:58,484 - Get the fuck out! - He's not a good guy! 685 01:21:03,165 --> 01:21:04,045 I swear. 686 01:21:49,487 --> 01:21:50,607 That's it. 687 01:21:51,767 --> 01:21:53,007 How much do I owe you? 688 01:22:29,288 --> 01:22:30,168 Shit! 689 01:22:33,488 --> 01:22:36,889 It's a pity you're leaving today. I was planning on partying. 690 01:22:36,968 --> 01:22:38,489 I don't really want to. 691 01:22:38,569 --> 01:22:39,769 Nothing to celebrate. 692 01:22:45,089 --> 01:22:47,889 - I'd like to tell you something. - Is that so? 693 01:22:50,249 --> 01:22:51,129 I'm listening. 694 01:22:51,729 --> 01:22:52,609 So? 695 01:22:54,289 --> 01:22:56,529 - What was that? - It's nothing! 696 01:22:56,610 --> 01:22:59,689 - Nothing? We're being shot at! - Shut up! 697 01:23:01,170 --> 01:23:03,249 - It's Jery Flash, stop! - Pull over! 698 01:23:05,289 --> 01:23:07,850 - Don't touch it! - Give me the fucking tape! 699 01:23:07,930 --> 01:23:08,970 Now! 700 01:23:10,850 --> 01:23:12,410 Stop shooting at us! 701 01:23:12,490 --> 01:23:14,490 You're completely insane! 702 01:23:14,570 --> 01:23:16,730 No way I'm staying in this car! 703 01:23:17,930 --> 01:23:18,890 Stop here. 704 01:23:21,250 --> 01:23:22,850 They won't come for us here. 705 01:23:24,891 --> 01:23:28,251 Scary country. Second time I've been shot at since I'm here. 706 01:23:28,851 --> 01:23:32,091 Their morals are… Or they don't like windshields. 707 01:23:32,171 --> 01:23:36,691 Americans hate windshields. They're shooting at all the windshields. 708 01:23:37,251 --> 01:23:40,172 It's a tradition, like Thanksgiving or the Super Bowl. 709 01:23:40,971 --> 01:23:43,491 But why was he shooting at us? 710 01:23:44,051 --> 01:23:46,892 - Here. - Why him? Why me? 711 01:23:47,451 --> 01:23:48,892 He couldn't recognize me. 712 01:23:49,852 --> 01:23:52,612 Especially since I didn't steal the tape from him. 713 01:23:53,812 --> 01:23:55,372 It's beautiful. Look. 714 01:23:58,212 --> 01:23:59,372 It's very beautiful. 715 01:24:00,732 --> 01:24:03,012 From Mulholland Drive to… 716 01:24:03,772 --> 01:24:06,292 Farres. Was he following you? 717 01:24:06,892 --> 01:24:08,092 Was he following you? 718 01:24:09,732 --> 01:24:11,772 Farres, tell me you didn't. 719 01:24:13,212 --> 01:24:15,612 Tell me you didn't steal this fucking tape. 720 01:24:15,693 --> 01:24:17,573 - You couldn't have done this to me. - No. 721 01:24:17,652 --> 01:24:18,612 Did you steal it? 722 01:24:18,693 --> 01:24:20,013 No, I didn't. 723 01:24:20,093 --> 01:24:22,253 You did! That's why he shot at us! 724 01:24:22,333 --> 01:24:24,693 - He shot at the windshield. - Behind my back? 725 01:24:24,773 --> 01:24:26,173 - Why did you? - I didn't. 726 01:24:26,253 --> 01:24:28,213 You knew what it meant to me! 727 01:24:28,294 --> 01:24:31,774 It was for the money. You disgust me! You used me! 728 01:24:31,853 --> 01:24:33,094 - You're a loser. - What? 729 01:24:33,173 --> 01:24:34,333 A loser! Yeah! 730 01:24:34,414 --> 01:24:36,094 - Don't say that. - Oh, please! 731 01:24:36,174 --> 01:24:37,654 I never insulted you! 732 01:24:37,734 --> 01:24:39,613 - Don't call me that! - Yes, I am! 733 01:24:39,694 --> 01:24:42,294 - I stole the sex tape! - I knew it! 734 01:24:42,373 --> 01:24:44,854 - I was only doing you a favor! - A favor? 735 01:24:44,934 --> 01:24:47,134 Thank you! You're just a thief. 736 01:24:47,214 --> 01:24:48,174 - A what? - A thief! 737 01:24:48,254 --> 01:24:50,014 - Don't say that! - You're a thief! 738 01:24:54,534 --> 01:24:55,655 I'm not a thief. 739 01:25:00,175 --> 01:25:01,655 Jeanne, I have… 740 01:25:01,735 --> 01:25:02,615 Forget it. 741 01:25:12,695 --> 01:25:13,895 You're screwed. 742 01:25:40,496 --> 01:25:41,576 Don't exaggerate. 743 01:25:41,656 --> 01:25:43,456 We have nothing against you. 744 01:25:45,097 --> 01:25:46,016 Hey… 745 01:26:14,057 --> 01:26:15,818 - Please, guys… - Thanks to me. 746 01:26:34,259 --> 01:26:37,179 - Finally! Hutch is waking up. - Okay. 747 01:26:46,899 --> 01:26:48,779 - Nothing to do with it. - I'm insured. 748 01:26:48,859 --> 01:26:51,220 I have liability insurance. 749 01:26:56,539 --> 01:26:58,579 Let go of me! 750 01:26:59,140 --> 01:27:00,100 Let me go! 751 01:27:00,180 --> 01:27:03,300 Do you know who I am? You're gonna end up at traffic. 752 01:27:03,379 --> 01:27:04,339 - You-- - Quiet! 753 01:27:04,420 --> 01:27:06,180 You're gonna end up at traffic. 754 01:27:20,540 --> 01:27:23,180 Open the door! 755 01:27:23,261 --> 01:27:25,421 Open the door! 756 01:27:30,061 --> 01:27:31,021 Hello. 757 01:27:39,261 --> 01:27:41,502 - Open the door! - Shut up! 758 01:27:44,581 --> 01:27:46,101 What's Pocahontas saying? 759 01:27:52,782 --> 01:27:54,062 I'm very crazy. 760 01:27:54,742 --> 01:27:58,942 The last time someone talked to me like that… 761 01:29:51,746 --> 01:29:53,067 Jeanne! 762 01:29:53,907 --> 01:29:54,987 What happened to you? 763 01:29:55,067 --> 01:29:57,347 I don't know. Someone paid my bail. 764 01:29:57,427 --> 01:29:59,307 Your hair. You look like Kirikou. 765 01:30:19,388 --> 01:30:21,948 You're the one who… paid my bail? 766 01:32:04,512 --> 01:32:06,713 Farres, it's Jeanne, again. 767 01:32:06,793 --> 01:32:09,233 I can't reach you. I've called you ten times. 768 01:32:09,713 --> 01:32:13,592 Where are you? I'm leaving now. I'm at the airport. Please call me back. 769 01:32:31,953 --> 01:32:34,473 In France, I'm nothing without my voice. 770 01:32:50,194 --> 01:32:53,194 You're a very good stylist. 771 01:32:53,275 --> 01:32:55,035 Stylist? No! 772 01:33:37,036 --> 01:33:38,956 Excuse me. My seat's right here. 773 01:33:39,516 --> 01:33:41,236 - May I? It's my seat. - Yes. 774 01:33:41,916 --> 01:33:42,797 Here. 775 01:33:45,636 --> 01:33:48,797 - Do you mind if we switch seats? - Yes. We're together. 776 01:33:49,437 --> 01:33:50,477 Yes, I do mind. 777 01:33:53,437 --> 01:33:55,877 Please, we'd like to sit next to each other. 778 01:33:55,957 --> 01:33:57,197 I'm happy for you. 779 01:33:57,277 --> 01:33:59,677 But I bought a seat with a number. 780 01:34:00,358 --> 01:34:01,877 16E. 781 01:34:03,197 --> 01:34:04,757 It's here, so I'm staying. 782 01:34:05,357 --> 01:34:08,677 It doesn't make any difference. We want to sit side by side. 783 01:34:08,758 --> 01:34:11,598 - That'd be nice. - It's not that inconvenient for you. 784 01:34:11,677 --> 01:34:13,518 In what language should I speak? 785 01:34:18,038 --> 01:34:18,918 There you go. 786 01:34:20,358 --> 01:34:21,318 You're going to-- 787 01:34:22,398 --> 01:34:23,918 - Where are you going? - Paris. 788 01:34:24,518 --> 01:34:25,398 Same. 789 01:34:27,638 --> 01:34:29,078 I'm going to a friend's house. 790 01:34:31,679 --> 01:34:32,798 She has a sofa bed. 791 01:34:35,159 --> 01:34:37,719 Watch out. I'm looking for the belt. 792 01:34:37,799 --> 01:34:38,679 She… 793 01:34:40,039 --> 01:34:40,919 She is… 794 01:34:42,799 --> 01:34:44,519 Excuse me. Is she nice? 795 01:34:45,919 --> 01:34:47,079 She's unbearable. 796 01:34:49,080 --> 01:34:49,959 But… 797 01:34:51,079 --> 01:34:51,960 I'm in love. 798 01:34:52,879 --> 01:34:54,879 - You… what? - He's in love! 799 01:34:58,119 --> 01:34:59,360 Because I… 800 01:35:00,600 --> 01:35:01,760 I'm going to squint. 801 01:35:03,520 --> 01:35:04,520 Okay then, wait. 802 01:35:05,000 --> 01:35:06,680 I'm going to pee. 803 01:35:06,760 --> 01:35:10,480 That'll give you 1.10 minutes to neck. 804 01:35:10,561 --> 01:35:13,040 But when I come back, I'm watching a movie. 805 01:35:13,120 --> 01:35:14,440 Sorry. Excuse me. 54723

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