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Okay, do we need
anything else in this aisle?
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Not unless you're looking
to buy spiral notebooks,
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VHS tapes or diabetes candy.
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Tarla J!
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Is Tarla J, like, a facial cream or...
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I'm not seeing it on this shelf.
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No! This is Tarla J! Hello?
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"Inhabit My Body," parentheses,
"Get Inside," parentheses,
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"My Heart," exclamation point!
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This is my jam!
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OMG, I used to want to be her!
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Oh, come on, Violet.
Get in on this!
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You used to love me dancing in stores.
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You used to laugh your little buns off.
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♪ I see you over there ♪
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-♪ Inhabit my body, get inside ♪
-Ma'am. Ma'am.
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-♪ Get to know me, honey ♪
-Please stop dancing
on me to Tarla J.
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♪ Get into me like I'm into you... ♪
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Mom, you are so embarrassing.
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How are you not lit up right now, Vi?
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If anything, it's dimming my life force.
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-Okay,
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I'm gonna go recharge my light
and go stare
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at the nervous teens
in the family planning aisle.
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♪ You're gonna love this ride... ♪
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Mother!
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♪ My emotions, my body is an ocean... ♪
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Did you hear that?
Ooh, here comes the hot drop.
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-♪ Take a sip ♪
-♪ With those lips, mmm. ♪
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Vi, look what I got. Cakefetti!
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Remember we used to make Cakefetti cakes
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and dance around
in the kitchen to Rock 92?
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Let's make Cakefetti.
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No. No, thanks.
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Okay, well, you want to watch
a Snapped marathon on Oxygen?
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Or let's prank call funeral homes and say,
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"Let me out! I'm still alive,
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and I'm trapped in one of your coffins."
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Mother!
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And there you have it.
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She'd rather sit alone in her room
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and eat an apple than hang out with me.
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Oh, my Lord on high! I found it!
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A genuine, weather-worn
Route 66 highway sign.
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I made my high school boyfriend
try to steal me one of these,
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and he got creamed by a semi.
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-Oh.
-Ugh. Oh, Lord.
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It's at the Mountain Flea up in Cullowhee.
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-But I got to find a way
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to get up the mountain to Cullowhee.
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And early, since these things do go fast.
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Wayne?
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I'm not taking your mother
to Cullowhee. No way.
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I'm sick and tired of doing stuff for her
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and never, ever
getting a thank-you.
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It's like she thinks I'm her manservant.
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I don't like being
taken for granted over and over.
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Okay, Betty. I got your adult diapers
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and your 'roid cream.
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And your down-there irritation balm.
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Wayne, you forgot my Bit-O-Honeys.
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-You see anything now?!
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No. Just keep tilting it.
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Oh, there we go. Perfect. Don't move it.
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But it won't stay
in this position on its own!
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-Aah!
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Hmm?
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Jenny, I can't do it anymore.
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So how do you want
to get out of this?
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You want to fake a nosebleed?
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No, we've done that before.
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It's got to be a real injury.
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Where do you want it? Toe? Nutsack?
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Okay, you know what? I'll take her.
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Because on the way up that mountain,
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I'm gonna demand a thank-you.
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You're gonna demand a thank-you
from Betty Hart?
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Wayne, I'm offering you
a much easier option
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with this meat tenderizer to the crotch.
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I'm gonna demand a thank-you,
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and I bet my straightforwardness
will finally earn her respect.
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Mm...
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-Hey, Betty, I can...
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I could watch hamsters eating tiny meals
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24 hours a day for the rest
of my mortal and immortal life.
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Do you think when hamsters
watch us eat, they think we're cute?
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How could they not?
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I tried to show
this amazing vid to my mom.
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She just stared at me like I was cray.
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My mom and I don't have much
in common anymore.
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-It's, like, a bummer.
-Wait.
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Who is this gorgeous weirdo? Tarla J?
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-♪ Inhabit my body... ♪
Oh, yeah.
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That's that crappy song
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my mom was dancing to
in the grocery store.
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♪ Inhabit... ♪
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Hang on. I think
we need to do a deeper dive.
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I've seen her on Celebrity Prison-House.
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I am sensing a train wreck here.
Click on this one.
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Tarlulah Jade Bullock
was born in Pensacola, Florida,
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and was reborn "Tarla J" when discovered
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by producer and star-maker
Morty Grove at a Raging Waters.
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He liked to scout at water parks to get,
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"the lay of the land"
on potential young stars.
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Creepy Svengali manager.
Yes!
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Success came swiftly for Tarla.
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Perhaps too quickly.
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Vi, this is actually great.
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Her and her mom partying together
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in matching Juicy tracksuits?
Check.
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Estranged trailer-park father
uses Tarla's money
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to start an acai-flavored vodka company?
Check.
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Please let there be a quickie
marriage to a bodyguard
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or a femmy grandson
of a Greek shipping tycoon?
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Check and... check.
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You know what this trip reminds me of?
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The time my meemaw drove me
all the way down
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to Florida for Wrestle-Con,
and I just thanked her so much.
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I never stopped thanking her.
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It's so important
to say "thank you" out loud
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so people know how grateful you are.
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Wayne, are you doing the speed limit?
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Of course.
Don't you worry about that.
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You'll thank me later.
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Oh, you idiot.
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Everybody knows
the real speed limit is ten above.
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By the time we get to the Mountain Flea,
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my sign will be gone-zo.
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Fine.
Is this what you want?
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Why couldn't my daughter
marry a man with a real car, Gene?
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Lydia, this is a real car.
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Attention tiny car!
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We have a flea market emergency.
Move your ass!
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Betty, stop.
Tiny car, we have no quarrel with you.
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Could you please move over?
Thank you!
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♪ Get out of the way,
you're driving in the fast lane ♪
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♪ Get out of the way, get out of the way ♪
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♪ Get out of the way,
you're driving in the fast lane ♪
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♪ Get out of the way. ♪
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Great.
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Don't worry, Wayne.
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I got a couple sweater doughnuts
for this cop.
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-Betty, no!
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-♪ If you don't lick it ♪
-♪ Lollipop song ♪
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♪ If you don't lick it, I will ♪
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-♪ Lollipop song ♪
-♪ Lollipop song... ♪
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Oh, she fully embraced the Lolita image.
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-Please let there be a meltdown.
-Get to the meltdown.
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Tarla! Tarla!
How long have you been in the plant?
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-Tarla!
-You like that plant, Tarla?
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You know what?
Now that I know the human wreckage
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behind this mindless pop song, I love it.
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Blast it.
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-♪ Inhabit my body ♪
-♪ Come inside ♪
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♪ Come get to know me, honey... ♪
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Vi, you'll miss me when I'm dead and gone.
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You'll try to make Cakefetti,
but it won't feel the same.
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You will have tears in your Cakefetti.
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What?
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Who's listening to Tarla J?
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♪ Into me like I'm into you ♪
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♪ I see you over there, boy... ♪
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Mom, it's been two full minutes
of you screaming silently.
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You need to inhale.
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You like Tarla J?
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Something I also genuinely like?
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Am I awake?
Are you my daughter?
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Yes to all of it?
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Well, turn it up!
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♪ Inhabit my body ♪
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♪ Come inside... ♪
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Whoa! Mom, you look just like her.
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I mean, before she got addicted
to nighttime cold medicine.
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Yeah, I only practiced it
every day of my life
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-all through puberty.
-Violet.
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This is a moment
you can share with your mom.
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I mean, look at her face.
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♪ Get to know me, honey... ♪
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Well, then, Ms. Hart,
why don't you teach us?
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Violet, we could literally
inhabit Tarla J's body.
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-Mm, maybe.
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Okay, on top of my speeding ticket,
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you got a ticket for indecent exposure.
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Oh, calm your panties.
There's my sign!
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See?
We aren't too late.
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Hey, you know I'm trying
to remember the theme song
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to The Golden Girls.
How did that go?
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♪ Do-do for being a friend... ♪
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Ugh! What was that first part again?
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Thank you.
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Thank you!
A million thank-yous.
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I finally understand
what my daughter sees in you.
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It's so nice to finally
feel seen by my mother-in-law.
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-What?
-And it's so nice to finally see you.
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Thank you.
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There's no way
you're gonna appreciate that sign
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as much as me, you flat-assed nerds!
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You know what, Betty?
I should have just
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let your daughter take a mallet
to my nuts!
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-What?
-And by the way,
it's "thank you for being a friend."
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Thank you! I only agreed
to take you on this fool's errand
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so that I could get a thank-you
for all the stuff I do for you.
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But now I see that you are
physically incapable.
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I am done with you.
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See you never, Betty!
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Ditto, dumbass!
I don't want
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to ever see you again, either.
Bye.
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-Bye!
-Bye! Aah! I'm getting scooped!
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-Well, so am I.
-Well, make it stop!
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I can't!
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Oh, my God, Ms. Hart!
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You were the Debbie Allen of this studio.
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Mom, how come you haven't
brought me down here before?
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I mean, this place
is the Jenny Hart Hall of Fame.
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I just didn't think you were interested.
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Every time I dance, you're so embarrassed.
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Because we're never in a dance studio.
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It's always in a Mega Lo Mart
or a gas station parking lot.
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And everybody's staring.
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There's nothing wrong with that.
It's fun!
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Have you ever heard the saying
"Dance like no one's watching"?
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Yeah, but I'm not like you.
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I'm more of a "dance when
no one's watching" person.
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Well, now no one's watching.
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Now, Ms. Hart, we want to inhabit Tarla J,
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really live her life.
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-So start pushing us too...
-Shut up!
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Now you get your narrow asses
in front of that mirror
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and straighten up,
'cause here's where you start paying...
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in sweat.
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That's from Fame.
-I know.
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Squee...!
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Now let me refresh you
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five, six, seven, eight.
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Step ball change, step ball change,
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and heart and heart
and glitter spray and glitter spray,
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spin and thrust, chug, chug, thrust,
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grapevine, grapevine,
cabbage patch, running man,
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Roger Rabbit, Roger Rabbit,
splits, teacup, teacup,
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booty thrust, scoop
and changing the channels,
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fly swatter, peekaboo, peekaboo,
sternum, sternum, "I know you!"
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And giddyup, giddyup, giddyup,
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and sternum and sternum
and front walkover cooter slam!
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Okay, we got a lot of work to do.
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Try that button again!
246
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I am.
It doesn't do squat!
247
00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:12,547
Use that top-heavy body
and pull the door open or something.
248
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:15,133
Yeah, it won't budge. Too heavy.
249
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:18,053
-Help! Somebody get us out of here!
-Please! Be a good "Samaritang"
250
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:20,388
and help! Help!
251
00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,140
I'm trapped in here with a serial killer!
252
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,641
I'm about to get cubed up!
253
00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:26,019
-Chopped into cubes!
-Betty,
254
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,355
I am not a serial killer.
What the hell?
255
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,815
I'm trying to get
people's attention, you fool.
256
00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:34,361
Help!
I'm getting human centipeded in here!
257
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:37,655
I'm the front, which is why
I can still use my mouth,
258
00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:40,200
but I'm doing it for the guy
at the end's benefit!
259
00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:41,868
His name is Wayne Edwards!
260
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,620
Here, I got one.
Help!
261
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,039
There's a brittle, almost corpse-like,
262
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,540
incontinent, elderly,
263
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,959
dried-up old Carolina raisin
stuck in here,
264
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,961
and all her medications are wearing off!
265
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,171
That's all lies!
266
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:54,589
I'm 34!
267
00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,633
And the man you just heard is about to get
268
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,969
-a mouthful of a bunch
of other people's excrement!
269
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,555
All right, this is dumb.
I'm calling Jenny.
270
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,724
Damn it, my battery's at 3%.
271
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:05,892
Betty, gimme your phone.
272
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,227
My phone's a no-go.
273
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,062
I was sitting on it
all the way up the mountain,
274
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,897
and my thigh meat
was dialing and redialing
275
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,482
the wrong password the whole time,
276
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,609
so I'm locked out till June.
277
00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:16,277
Well, that's just perfect.
278
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,238
Jenny, I have almost
no battery power on my phone,
279
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:19,406
so I got to make this quick.
280
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:20,657
Great, then I'll be quick.
281
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,242
I'm teaching Violet how to dance!
282
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:23,952
No, no, no, listen, Jenny, I got to...
283
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:25,203
We're dancing together.
284
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,038
To Tarla J!
285
00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:29,332
No way.
You've always wanted to share
286
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,625
your love of dance with her.
287
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,837
-Jenny! We are stuck in a gar...
288
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,007
That's it!
289
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,092
-♪ If you don't lick it ♪
290
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:42,262
-♪ If you don't lick it ♪
291
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,180
-♪ Lollipop song ♪
292
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,099
-♪ If you don't lick it, ooh ♪
293
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:49,185
-♪ If you don't lick it, yeah, yeah ♪
294
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,979
-♪ If you don't lick it ♪
295
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:53,565
-♪ Lollipop song. ♪
-Violet,
296
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:54,816
I want perfection.
297
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,818
Okay.
The Fame thing was fun,
298
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,445
but this is getting a little too real.
299
00:12:58,528 --> 00:12:59,863
So can we go now?
300
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,115
No!
You need to focus, Violet.
301
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,742
I want you to get in the game.
302
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,410
Stop being such a weird wallflower
303
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,911
and hiding your light in a bushel.
304
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,747
Put yourself out there!
305
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,165
But I'm not a good dancer like you.
306
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:11,791
And I don't like
drawing attention to myself.
307
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,626
And I feel like I'm gonna die.
308
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,879
Great.
You're right where I need you.
309
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,131
Up until this moment,
you've just been Violet Hart.
310
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:21,885
But now you're finally
Tarlulah Jade Bullock,
311
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,262
the trashy little poor girl
from the Panhandle,
312
00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:26,723
thrown onstage at age three,
313
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,641
married your bodyguard at age 17.
314
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,977
Everyone saw you as trash.
315
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,063
Everyone thought you would sink
316
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,232
into the dirty, ugly swamp
of the showbiz fringes,
317
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,151
but what they forgot was
318
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,529
that you were born in the swamp.
319
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,490
Now, you got 30 seconds to cry,
320
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,241
and then I want you to come back out here
321
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,370
and get inside Tarla J's heart.
322
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,456
Let's do it.
323
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,375
Mom, that was amazing.
324
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:57,462
♪ Inhabit my body ♪
325
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:00,632
♪ Come inside ♪
326
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,635
♪ Inhabit my body ♪
327
00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:06,346
-♪ Come inside ♪
-♪ Come get to know me, honey ♪
328
00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:10,558
♪ Get into me like I'm into you ♪
329
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,477
♪ Inhabit my body ♪
330
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,813
-♪ Take a ride ♪
-♪ Come get to know me, honey ♪
331
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:18,650
♪ Get into me like I'm into you ♪
332
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:21,444
♪ I see you over there, boy ♪
333
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,905
♪ You want to get a taste, boy ♪
334
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,407
♪ There is no time to waste ♪
335
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,575
♪ I want to know you, too ♪
336
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,828
♪ Quit playing all these games, boy ♪
337
00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:32,080
♪ I know you want the same, boy ♪
338
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,791
♪ My heart is open, come on inside ♪
339
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,376
♪ You're gonna love this ride ♪
340
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,461
♪ Don't toy with my emotions ♪
341
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,672
♪ My body is a potion ♪
342
00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,841
♪ So come right up and take a sip ♪
343
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,342
♪ With those lips, mmm ♪
344
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,344
♪ Inhabit my body ♪
345
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:47,846
♪ Come inside ♪
346
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,431
♪ Come get to know me, honey ♪
347
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:52,976
♪ Get into me like I'm into you. ♪
348
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,811
-You did it!
349
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:55,854
-We did it!
-We did it!
350
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:58,440
Mom, that was everything.
351
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,066
Yeah. Now just wait till we tackle
352
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,860
her next video, "Push Push Push."
353
00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:03,361
-Hmm?
-I mean, it's gonna take a lot more time.
354
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:04,362
-Hmm?
-'Cause there's acrobatics involved,
355
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,239
-but...
-Yeah, Mom, I don't know.
356
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,199
It was fun being Tarla J
for a couple hours,
357
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:09,200
but I think we're d...
358
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,077
"Was fun"? Was?
No.
359
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,328
This is our thing now!
360
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,330
This is how we bond, and this is my dream.
361
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,249
And soon it'll be y'all's dream,
'cause that's how it works.
362
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,084
That's why you have children!
363
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,003
Now, David, call your mom,
'cause we're going all night.
364
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,087
Um...
365
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:22,714
All night.
366
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,307
Violet, I, your mother,
367
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,352
have something very special
I would like to give to you.
368
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,520
These were my dance shoes back in the day.
369
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,440
I have dreamed of passing
the dance torch to you.
370
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,442
So I held on to these shoes
all these years.
371
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,069
And I got to be honest, for a time there,
372
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,904
I was worried you wouldn't
want to dance, but now,
373
00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:48,740
thank God, I know you love it
just as much as I do!
374
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:49,991
Mom, no.
375
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,785
You deserve them.
376
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,870
And also, my lucky leotard.
377
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,580
-Never been washed.
-Nope.
378
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:56,956
This Ace bandage with toe blood from
379
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,417
-the Western Carolina finals.
-Ew.
380
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,336
A journal I wrote in every day
since you were born
381
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:03,421
called "Letters to My Dancer Daughter."
382
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,256
-Oh, God.
-Let me see, hair extensions.
383
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:06,591
Sequins, scrunchies,
384
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,176
scrunchies, leg warmers, diet pills,
385
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,011
cigarettes...
Oh! More scrunchies.
386
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:11,930
Mom, Mom, stop.
387
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,265
This was a one-time thing.
I don't want to be a dancer.
388
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,017
The end.
389
00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:18,019
-Just let me put these shoes on you.
-Mom, what are you doing?
390
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:19,604
-Come on. Here, once you
get them on your foot...
-Ow! Stop.
391
00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,940
-...you will get the magic of...
-Stop!
392
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,900
-Violet, this is my dream!
-Mom, stop.
393
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,778
I know this is not
a popular saying, but...
394
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:28,947
you got to give up on your dreams.
395
00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:34,119
I can't believe I thought
I was gonna get anywhere
396
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:35,620
with you this weekend.
397
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:37,372
You know, I am a great son-in-law,
398
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,833
and I have gone through fire for you.
399
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,835
The only thing I'm gonna "go through"
400
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:44,671
is this old stack of Playgirls
I just found.
401
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,756
Betty, I'm done mincing words.
402
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,758
You are selfish and gross.
403
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,760
And you also suck.
404
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,178
I suck?
Yes, you do.
405
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:53,596
Well, you're the suck master general
406
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,140
-that got us sucked into this garage.
Told you!
407
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,224
That's not a real position, Betty!
408
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,062
Good morning, Mom.
409
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:03,231
-Is it?
-Uh-oh.
410
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,567
Just been up all night,
getting my affairs in order.
411
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,736
-What affairs?
-Ah, nothing.
412
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,529
I was just shopping for my casket.
413
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,490
I'm thinking of going just full pine box.
414
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:14,492
You know, it's perfect
for an unremarkable woman
415
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,745
with a daughter
who doesn't care about her.
416
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,204
Mom, you cannot be mad at me for this.
417
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:19,414
What do you want me to do?
418
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:20,832
Keep dancing and pretend to love it
419
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,417
and live a lie for the rest of my life?
420
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,335
-Would that be so hard?
-Ah!
421
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:29,591
Good news!
Ah, there's a sale on burlap sacks.
422
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,426
You guys can just toss me into a river
423
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:34,054
when the last of my light finally dims.
424
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,151
Ooh.
425
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:51,279
What have we here?
426
00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:54,240
Better get these back to my room
before Wayne wakes up.
427
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,751
Hey.
Hey, wake up.
428
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,628
You won't believe what I found.
429
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,963
Beer.
Still cold.
430
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,802
We probably need to hydrate.
Thanks.
431
00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:16,388
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
432
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:19,099
-BETTY/
♪ If you like piña colada ♪
433
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,142
-♪ And getting bought in Ukraine ♪
-♪ Getting caught in the rain. ♪
434
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:23,353
They're both two cheaters with bad taste.
435
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,063
How is that a happy ending?
436
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:26,898
That's what I always said.
437
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:30,485
I do appreciate you, Wayne.
So much.
438
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:33,405
Okay.
W-What?
439
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:36,241
Wayne, if I went around all over the place
440
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:40,370
telling people "thank you,
thank you, thank you,"
441
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,080
then I'm indebted to 'em.
442
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:45,291
I owe 'em.
That's letting your guard down.
443
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:48,294
And when you let your guard down,
you get sucker punched.
444
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:51,089
And I throw punches.
I don't take them.
445
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:54,050
Betty, I would never sucker punch you.
446
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:57,554
Thank...
447
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,557
-...you...
448
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,308
No, no, no, no!
Close it, close it!
449
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,768
We're not done!
450
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,272
-Run!
-Dang it.
451
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:08,732
Here's money for the beer.
452
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,234
And sorry about the turds
in the utility sink. Ha-ha!
453
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,485
Betty couldn't hold it.
454
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,779
Uh, those were already in there.
455
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:20,618
Wayne?
456
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:22,078
-Yeah?
-Thank you.
457
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,210
Look at that loser-mobile.
458
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:30,837
You know what to do.
459
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,964
-♪ ♪
460
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,302
Guess who got his thank-you.
461
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,471
Oh, awesome.
Wow.
462
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:41,014
Wait.
Where have you been hiding all day?
463
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,557
I didn't even hear you
get up this morning.
464
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,768
You didn't notice I was gone all night?
465
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,311
Well, I'm going through a lot with Violet.
466
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,021
We had a great time,
and then she just tells me
467
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,273
she doesn't want to dance ever again.
Ugh.
468
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,900
What the hell
am I supposed to do with that?
469
00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:55,945
Jenny, you got to remember,
your dreams are not her dreams.
470
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,781
Yeah, you're right.
471
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,741
You are absolutely right.
472
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,826
So whenever you get a chance,
check your e-mail,
473
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:04,412
'cause I just sent you
a playlist for my funeral.
474
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:10,377
Wayne, can you pass the salt, please?
475
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,671
Thank you.
476
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,762
-♪ Inhabit my body ♪
477
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:25,684
♪ Come inside ♪
478
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:26,810
♪ Inhabit my body... ♪
479
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:29,646
♪ Come get to know me, honey ♪
480
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:33,692
♪ Get into me like I'm into you ♪
481
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:35,151
♪ Inhabit my body... ♪
482
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,986
You're doing it.
You're dancing in public
483
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,447
and putting yourself out there,
but you're doing it for me,
484
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:42,951
and we're dancing together,
and this is my dream!
485
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,160
Well, this is a one-time thing,
486
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:45,662
so I really hope you're enjoying it.
487
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,081
I am! I am.
488
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,083
Mom, just 'cause I don't want
to learn to dance
489
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,210
doesn't mean there's not
a lot of other people
490
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,004
who want to learn to dance.
491
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,089
♪ I know you want the same, boy ♪
492
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,675
♪ My heart is open, come on inside ♪
493
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,593
♪ You're gonna love this ride. ♪
494
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:07,434
Okay, people,
this class isn't just about dancing,
495
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:08,852
it's about letting your soul
496
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,437
speak to your body and the thrill
497
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,397
of kinship with your fellow dancers.
498
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,442
Now take a deep breath
and get ready to work!
499
00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:18,737
I thought this was gonna be in a pool.
500
00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:20,488
Well, get ready to swim in your own sweat.
501
00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:21,948
Only if you're physically able, though.
502
00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:23,783
Please do not have
a heart attack in my class.
503
00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,660
Five, six, seven, eight.
504
00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:27,370
Step ball change,
step ball change and heart,
505
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,372
and heart and glitter spray
and glitter spray,
506
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:30,999
spin and thrust,
507
00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:33,918
chug, chug, thrust,
and grapevine, grapevine.
508
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,920
509
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:39,007
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