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Legend has it,
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every year on Halloween night,
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Lydia, the famous
Greenpoint ghost, appears.
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She walks along the road,
hoping to hitch a ride
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to find her way home.
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-Hiya.
-And if ever someone picks her up...
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-...she disappears.
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Stop telling that story, Violet Elizabeth.
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I'm scared of ghosts.
I hate ghosts.
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At camp, when I was little,
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a ghost brushed my hair.
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I went to bed, and it was parted
squarely down the middle.
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But when I awoke,
it was an aggressive side part.
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I want to get haunted by a glam squad.
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Ghosts are not real.
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Except for Lydia.
-Aw, come on, guys.
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She walks ethereally
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across the Greenpoint Bridge.
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She's bathed in an eerie glow
that illuminates
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her pale, pale face!
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Oh, God. Not paleness.
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Some claim to have heard her murmur
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"I need to go home to the spirit world.
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"Get out of this world.
Let go!"
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How would she even open the door?
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Her hands are air.
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Aw, man, my butt cheeks are so tight.
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You know what, Wayne?
It's time.
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You need to get over your fear
of the spirit world.
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And there is only one way
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You have got to confront it.
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We got to find Lydia.
Tonight!
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We are gonna embark
on a little ghost hunt.
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Nope, Leonard.
No way. No way.
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Lydia. Lydia.
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I'm gonna brush your hair.
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Stop it.
Okay, I do not do well with scary voices.
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Welcome to Biscuit Town!
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Jenny.
You ready as hell for Halloween?
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I.e. the highlight of my year?
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Uh, yeah. I could say I'm ready.
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I'm almost ready.
Under a lot of pressure though.
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I got my whole family coming in
from hither and yon.
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Cousin Brenda, Aunt Brenda,
Grammy Brenda, Meemaw Brenda,
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even little miss hoity-toity
Nephew Brenda.
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The whole mess of them.
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if you're gonna come out with the Brendas,
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you got to wear a slutty costume.
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If you don't, you will be the only one,
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and you will feel uncomfortable.
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Well, I've got my costume picked out,
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and I'm not telling you what it is,
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but you may have heard rumors.
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-Stevie Nicks.
-Let me finish.
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That if I entered a costume contest,
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I'd win by a landslide.
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Stevie Nicks?
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Okay, it's Stevie Nicks.
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She better be Slutty Stevie Nicks.
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Costume's a lot of layers and scarves,
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but there is a plunging neckline.
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Can you at least skip the bra?
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-I guess so.
-Aces!
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So, you excited for Halloween?
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Oh, yeah.
It's my favorite holiday.
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I love Halloween, too.
In fact, tonight, I'm not Jesus.
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I'm the Seeker for Gryffindor.
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Oh, that's so cute.
I love that for you.
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It just works, right?
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A young man with magical powers.
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-Yeah.
-Fighting evil.
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-Totally.
-Both have books
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that people are obsessed with.
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-Just top to bottom uncanny.
-Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry.
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I can't believe I've been going
on and on about Harry Potter.
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That's so insensitive of me.
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Wait, what? Why?
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Because Harry Potter's dad died
when he was young,
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just like you, and it took him
a really long time
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to deal with it, just like you.
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What?
No. I...
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I'm fine.
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Why are you even bringing this up?
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Because it's Halloween,
and that was your dad's favorite day.
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You know, I'm not the one
still hung up on my daddy's death.
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It's my mother.
She can't even mention his name
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without falling to pieces.
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I know. She prays about him all the time.
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She does?
Wait, are you allowed to tell me that?
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Shoot. Nope.
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-Now I got to wipe your mind.
-You do that?
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No, I'm just kidding.
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I could totally do it, though.
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Violet, your granddad loved Halloween.
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Me and Ed's couples costumes
blew everybody's socks off.
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Oh, Violet,
get me that photo album, honey.
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I love these pics.
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You guys were so '80s.
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Well, it was the '80s,
and '80s stuff was all the rage.
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One year, I was a Robert Palmer girl
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from the "Addicted to Love" video,
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and your granddad was Robert Palmer,
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only more handsome.
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The aviators? I can't.
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Ah, and then this was the year
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I was Tawny Kitaen
from the Whitesnake video,
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-and he was David Coverdale.
I can't.
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I did front walkovers
on the hood of his car all night long.
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Look at that hair. I can't!
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Oh, and here's Ed
doing the Halloween moto-jump
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that made him famous
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on his beautiful custom cycle.
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Back in the day
at the Halloween Bridge Party,
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they'd light a big bonfire,
and your granddad would jump it.
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Look at that form.
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Just look at those legs.
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I'm looking.
Quads for days.
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They were powerful.
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Leading right on up to his perfect buns.
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I miss him so much.
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-The book came out.
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Oh, thank God I'm going out with Brenda.
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Unless you want me to take you
out trick-or-treating.
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Oh, we could build such great
memories like I did with Daddy.
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Mom, I'm too old.
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I'm going ghost hunting
with Leonard and Wayne.
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You're never too old.
You'll always be my baby. Come here.
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-I bet I can still pick you up.
-Mom!
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Whoa. Hang on.
I want to see her try and pick you up.
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Come on, just give me a little jump.
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One, two...
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-Who jumps on two?
-Oh, hey, y'all, look.
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They're doing a story on the bridge.
Turn it up.
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So you better get yourself down
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to the Famous Greenpoint
Halloween Bridge Party, y'all.
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our own Mayor Webb.
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Talk right into this, honey.
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Yeah, tonight's the big party
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where we celebrate our legendary
hitchhiking ghost, Lydia.
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Ooh-whee-oh!
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Lydia? Well...
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Now, is it true that this is the last year
for the Bridge Party?
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-Talk into this, right here.
-Yes.
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What? Jenny!
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Unfortunately, the bridge
is smack-dab in the middle
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of the site for the new
Highway 311 extension.
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Demolition begins early next week,
so don't miss it.
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Turn it off. Turn it off!
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Hey, Gram, you okay?
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It was Ed's dying wish.
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What was Ed's dying wish?
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To have his cremains spread
at that Bridge Party.
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That's what's in that container?
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I thought it was filled
with old butterscotches.
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Wait, that was his dying wish?
Are you serious?
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As a heart attacked.
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And you've just left Daddy
sitting on the mantle?
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-It's been on my to-do list.
-For 13 years?
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Well, I didn't think there was a rush.
Ashes don't go bad.
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Mother, this is crazy.
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We got to do this tonight.
Come on.
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Tonight, I'm gonna do something
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I should've done a long time ago.
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It's time to set Daddy free.
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Me and Ed need a minute, y'all.
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Oh, Mother, please tell me
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you're not gonna tongue-kiss that urn.
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Jenny, shoo.
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Mother!
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Well, no offense, Jenny,
but I'm not stepping foot
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back in your house
until your daddy's cremains
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are G-O-N-E.
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Wayne, you're talking about Daddy.
Don't be so mean.
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This mess is hard.
Stop being such a fraidy-cat.
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Sorry, I'm just saying
all the wrong things.
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Oh, my God.
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I still think you look
more like Joan Rivers.
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No.
I am Darryl Hall, and Ed's cremains
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are the spitting image of Oates.
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Looks like a caterpillar on a cookie jar.
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Do not disrespect your father, or Oates.
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What the hell happened
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-to Ed's party?
-Yeah, I heard it wasn't
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what it used to be, but this?
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This is some next-level boring-ass
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Matchbox Twenty bullcrap.
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Okay. Let's have a big hand
for The Giggle Pants Three!
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Hello, everyone, and happy Halloween.
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-Yes, my babies!
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It's All Hallows' Eve.
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Or should I say, Satan's Birthday?
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-Boo! It's not Satan's birthday!
-Shut up, Randy!
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-Randy, please.
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As I was saying, happy Halloween!
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We have a lot of fun
planned for you tonight.
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There's a phantom photo booth,
ghastly games,
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and if you keep your eyes peeled,
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you might just see Lydia the ghost
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handing out a free toothbrush,
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courtesy of Greenpoint Dental.
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Ugh.
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Ugh, is there anything lamer than
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talking about dental hygiene
on Halloween night?
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There's a scoliosis testing booth.
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Well, there it is.
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And, uh, that's it.
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So, happy Halloween,
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and let's party!
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But not too loud. We are
by the senior center and sound carries.
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Carries. Carries.
This is a nightmare.
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Okay. We are currently
at the point of no return.
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Beyond this border lies a world
of specters, banshees, wraiths.
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Zombies, magical trolls.
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Disgruntled apparitions,
grouchy unicorns with Dracula teeth.
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-Shadow walkers.
-Middle-aged men
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in hemmed jean shorts, socks and sandals.
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Oh, my Lord. I...
Can we just get on with this?
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I only agreed to come here
if we get it done quick.
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No ghost is gonna brush this hair tonight.
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Doo, doo-doo-doo.
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Happy Halloween,
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from peanut butter and...
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Go ahead, Daniel, tell them what you are.
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He knows.
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He's just being silly.
He's jelly.
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It's 'cause loving me is his jam.
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Isn't that what you said, Daniel?
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He did.
He told me that this morning.
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You know,
I didn't used to like this party,
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but now that it's dry,
we can have good clean fun.
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Right, Daniel?
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-Did she just say "dry"?
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Oh, well, looks like we're
heading off for the next thing.
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Oh, Daniel, wait up, you silly.
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Jelly doesn't make any sense
without peanut butter.
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Ugh. I'll never eat a PBJ again.
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Now, let's get down to business
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-and start spreading Daddy's ashes.
-No way.
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We can't spread Daddy's ashes
on this solid gold dud-fest.
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All eternity on a mantel
is more fun than this party.
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We're not gonna do this to you, Ed.
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-Come on, let's get out of here.
-Hang on. I think I know
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just the person who can turn
this snooze-a-palooza
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into an Ed-stravaganza.
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Brenda attack!
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Let's do this!
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Brendas, roll out!
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We got a party to start!
250
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:15,384
Slutty Nun Brenda.
Slutty Bride Brenda.
251
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,970
Slutty Cop Brenda.
Slutty Slut Brenda.
252
00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:19,388
Let's go!
253
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:22,057
Brendas!
Fan out and lay waste.
254
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:26,061
Copy that...!
255
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,312
-Okay, now!
256
00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:29,064
-Hell yeah!
-That's right!
257
00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,567
-Oh, now we're cookin'.
258
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:34,695
Happy Scatterday, Daddy!
259
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,952
Brenda...!
260
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,997
-Ooh!
261
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,174
It's so nice to finally meet you, Jenny.
262
00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:57,301
You and the Brendas
really saved this party.
263
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,094
And I'm loving this costume.
264
00:11:59,178 --> 00:12:00,345
Yeah, I'm Eve.
265
00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:01,722
The O.G. slut.
266
00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:03,932
And guess where I got my zombie juice.
267
00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:06,852
In the snake.
You can drink from the head or the butt.
268
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,395
Dealer's choice!
269
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,105
Daddy would have loved me
drinking Fireball
270
00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:11,648
out of a snake's butt.
271
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:12,774
Give me that!
272
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,862
Oh, hey, and, Jenny,
I hope you didn't mind,
273
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,031
but I invited some friends.
274
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:21,491
Yeah!
275
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,037
Oh!
276
00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:34,421
-What are all those bleeps and blorps?
277
00:12:34,505 --> 00:12:37,674
This thing right here is an EMF scanner.
278
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:40,844
This one listens for frequencies
up above 50 kilohertz,
279
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,013
or what we call "The Spooky Spectrum."
280
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,015
And I'm just filming Leonard,
281
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,475
'cause that's the real show.
282
00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,310
Okay, brambles are getting thick.
283
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,312
Everybody, stay close.
284
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,105
Oh, God. I think I'm already lost.
285
00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:53,899
-Leonard, is this you?
286
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,776
Nope, it's a bush.
287
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,496
Burn, baby!
288
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:11,625
This is amazing, y'all!
289
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,961
Just like old times.
290
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:18,006
Welcome to hell, my babies.
291
00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:21,927
-Two, three, four! Yeah...!
292
00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:26,306
Ghosts and goblins
293
00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:28,267
Spirits and ghouls
294
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,687
Golden goblets
295
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:34,231
Treasure and jewels
296
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,650
Earthly temptations
297
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,152
Pleasure and sin
298
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,821
Give in to the dark side
299
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:44,116
Let the mayhem begin...
300
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:46,243
-Great party.
-It really is, though.
301
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,078
Just like the old days.
302
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,371
Uh-oh, I'm lost.
303
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:52,040
Everyone, follow the sound of my voice.
304
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:55,502
Oh, Lord, I'm gonna pass...
305
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,507
I'm gonna pass out.
306
00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:03,969
Ed Hart's spawn to the stage, please.
307
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:10,058
Devil's ferry
308
00:14:10,142 --> 00:14:12,936
Who will pay the toll?
309
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,272
Give a coin to the boatman
310
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,358
-Or he will steal your soul
311
00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:20,319
Said the squire to the master
312
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:22,571
Another mortal sold
313
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:25,073
-It's All Hallows' Eve
Last one
314
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:27,409
-Don't have time to grieve
Be done
315
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,912
There's chaos left to sow
316
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,247
Satan watches from below
317
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,047
Ah-hoo-hoo-hoo! Jenny!
318
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:46,011
Oh, Jenny baby, that was amazing, y'all!
319
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,888
You turned this party up.
320
00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:49,890
Oh, I'm just getting started.
321
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:55,854
-Brenda! Ramp!
322
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:56,980
On it!
323
00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:02,861
Ed Hart's daughter is gonna do the jump!
324
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,821
You mean like an homage?
325
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:07,241
Well, I-I would call it a tribute,
326
00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:09,076
but-but yeah.
327
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:16,124
Daddy, this one's for you!
328
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,840
Goodbye, Daddy!
329
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,760
That's my Jenny!
330
00:15:26,844 --> 00:15:28,512
Oh-ho, that's my Jenny!
331
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:32,266
CROWD
Jenny! Jenny! Jenny! Jenny!
332
00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:36,395
Jenny? Jenny?
333
00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:39,565
Now Jenny's really gonna do the jump.
334
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:42,067
Yeah.
She was sitting there staring for a while,
335
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,027
but now I think it's a go.
336
00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:49,700
-Jenny!
337
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:54,121
She's dead, babies!
338
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:57,708
Satan's mistress has descended into hell.
339
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:58,834
Randy!
340
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,752
I'm okay. I'm fine.
341
00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:03,297
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
-Stop! I'm not on fire.
342
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,090
Look, I'm not taking any chances.
343
00:16:05,174 --> 00:16:06,633
Aah!
344
00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:08,760
-Damn it!
-That was scary as hell,
345
00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:11,305
exhilarating, vomit-inducing, thrilling...
346
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:15,100
Everything that life with Ed was.
347
00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:18,395
I saw him, just now, in you.
348
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,731
You truly are Ed's daughter.
349
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,025
But it's time to say goodbye.
350
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:25,068
This is the perfect moment.
351
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,820
Let's do this.
352
00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:29,573
-Give me those ashes.
-I don't have the ashes.
353
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,533
Well, I definitely gave you the ashes.
354
00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:33,827
Oh, my God. We lost Daddy!
355
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:42,044
Jenny, I can't believe you lost Ed.
356
00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:44,463
Hell's bells!
We came here to let him go,
357
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,465
and now we can't even do that.
358
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:49,259
Well, yeah, but thinking
maybe it's for the best.
359
00:16:49,343 --> 00:16:51,428
Maybe this is the way
he's supposed to go out.
360
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:54,932
You know? All mysterious,
at the party of the century.
361
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:58,936
Jenny, has your Stevie Nicks
costume always included
362
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,687
a rolling suitcase?
363
00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:03,732
Oh. Yeah, it's got my tambourine
and all my cocaine in it.
364
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:06,777
Oh, don't you try to Rhiannon
365
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:07,861
this situation, Jenny.
366
00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:09,404
Whoa. Wha... What?
367
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,240
Daddy's in the suitcase?
368
00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:13,158
How did you end up in there, Daddy?
369
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:15,160
God, I wish we could ask him.
We can't.
370
00:17:15,244 --> 00:17:16,453
Oh, well, let's just get him
371
00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:18,330
-back on the mantel.
-Jenny, baby,
372
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,207
I know what happened.
You thought about it
373
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,917
and you couldn't go through with it.
374
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,711
I been there a million times.
375
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:26,964
But we got to do this.
It's time.
376
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,758
No!
I'm not ready to say goodbye.
377
00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:31,885
-Brendas! Clear a path!
378
00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:33,929
On it!
379
00:17:38,976 --> 00:17:40,853
-Dang it!
380
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:46,108
Well, Daddy, looks like
we're gonna have to hoof it.
381
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:49,653
Shouldn't have revved so much.
382
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,787
It's Lydia.
383
00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:00,789
Oh, Lord.
There she is.
384
00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:02,499
Remain calm, Wayne.
385
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:05,043
Sorry, Daddy.
386
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,796
Thought it was the right time,
but turns out I...
387
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,299
I don't think
there'll ever be a right time.
388
00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:13,468
-WAYNE Don't be afraid.
-What?
389
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:15,637
It's Daddy.
390
00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:17,139
There you are.
391
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,892
I can't believe it.
It's you.
392
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:21,518
Oh, Daddy, I don't know what to do.
393
00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:25,439
I-I need you.
Please, just-just tell me what to do.
394
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,232
You need to move on!
395
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:29,735
But I'm not ready!
396
00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:32,279
You have to. It's time.
397
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:33,864
I love you!
398
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,908
What in the hell?
399
00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:38,410
Wow.
I thought she might kill me
400
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:41,747
or steal my soul,
not fall in love with me.
401
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,708
I love you, too, I guess!
402
00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:48,295
Oh, Lord.
403
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,088
She's coming right towards me.
404
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,090
I conquered this, didn't I?
405
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,301
Bye!
406
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:57,638
Oh. Wait.
Got to prove I actually did this.
407
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,809
I guess it's time.
408
00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:05,103
Thank you, Daddy.
409
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,439
And then, with a flash,
410
00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,358
he disappeared into the mist.
411
00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:10,567
My sweet Ed.
412
00:19:10,651 --> 00:19:12,152
How did he look in his jeans?
413
00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:14,530
Were you able to catch
a gander at his buns?
414
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:17,241
-Mother!
-Just tell me if he was keeping it tight.
415
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:20,118
Well, I think it's safe
to say that even in death,
416
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,287
Daddy is keeping it tight.
417
00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:30,087
So, are you sure you're ready, baby?
418
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,172
I've never been readier.
419
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,426
You can't be up there!
420
00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:38,720
Uh-oh. Hurry it up, shug.
We got to do this quick.
421
00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:41,682
-Bye, Daddy!
-Love you, Ed!
422
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,392
I love you!
423
00:19:48,105 --> 00:19:49,523
-Oh, no.
-Mother, quick.
424
00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:51,775
-Oh, my baby, oh, my baby,
425
00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:55,445
uh, fell down in the drainage ditch.
Oh, no!
426
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:02,244
There I was, there she was... Lydia.
427
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,745
And I had this long, personal,
428
00:20:03,829 --> 00:20:05,497
heartfelt conversation with Daddy.
429
00:20:05,581 --> 00:20:09,126
Mm. So, you saw a boy ghost,
and, Wayne, you saw a lady ghost
430
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,503
at approximately the same time
on the same night?
431
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:15,174
I can't believe you guys
don't see what's going on here.
432
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,258
-What?
-What happened?
433
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:17,968
Shh. Well, it's great.
434
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,803
closure.
435
00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:21,847
Oh, yeah.
It is amazing.
436
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,432
So amazing.
437
00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:27,269
Holy crap!
How did I forget this little ol' tidbit?
438
00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:29,146
I got a picture of Lydia.
439
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,939
Wait, are you serious?
440
00:20:31,023 --> 00:20:32,941
Wayne, that is so exciting!
441
00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:34,276
Oh, no.
Wayne? It's cool.
442
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,986
We don't need to see the picture.
443
00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:40,490
-Oh, damn it.
-Let me see.
444
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,368
Oh, don't worry, Wayne honey.
445
00:20:43,452 --> 00:20:44,953
We all believe you saw her.
446
00:20:45,037 --> 00:20:46,830
Yeah.
447
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:50,918
Bunch of loonies up in here.
448
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:56,465
I had to keep a pinch, Ed.
449
00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:59,760
Your buns aren't getting away that easy.
450
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:01,261
Two, three, four!
451
00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:03,138
Devil's ferry
452
00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:06,183
Who will pay the toll?
453
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,352
Give a coin to the boatman
454
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:11,396
-Or he will steal your soul
455
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,315
Said the squire to the master
456
00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:15,651
Another mortal sold
457
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:18,195
-It's All Hallows' Eve
Last one
458
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:20,489
-Don't have time to grieve
Be done
459
00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:23,033
There's chaos left to sow
460
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,327
Satan watches from below
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