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Welcome to Biscuit Town,
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all the biscuits you can eat.
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What can I get for y'all today?
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I'll have a 12-Biscuit Biscuit Bonanza...
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-Oh, get me some cheese grits.
-I'll have biscuits and gravy
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with a side biscuit and a side of gravy.
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Violet, honey, what do you want?
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I'll take a clogged arteries
with a side of type 2 diabetes.
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-We said cheese grits, right?
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Can we also get
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-six sweet teas?
-Okay, y'all.
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That'll be $21.80.
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I got it, I got it, I got it.
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Five and ten and 15 cents.
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You know what? I got this.
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This is Kohl's Cash.
-Oh, shoot, really?
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-I vote we drive away.
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Quick, everybody,
just look for loose change.
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Ow.
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Oh. I have a credit card.
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Can we put one biscuit on this card
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and write a check for the cheesy
grits and Town hash rounds?
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All right, who has their checkbook?
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Let me jump in my time machine
and ask somebody.
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Uh, when do you deposit your checks?
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Is it, like, uh, end of day,
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or... Oh, wait, tomorrow's Saturday.
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Ha! Jackpot.
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-Somebody hand me my checkbook.
-Here.
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Mother, this is a complimentary
calendar from a funeral home.
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Why do you have that?
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Ugh! That's it.
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Cool drawing, Vi.
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I wish I was your biological
daddy so I could claim
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some of that, uh, "talientay."
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Seriously, I can't draw crap,
but I can draw this.
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Boom. Look at that.
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Freehand.
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Violet, you are such a great artist.
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Who is that?
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This is Harold as portrayed by Bud Cort
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in Hal Ashby's classic film
Harold and Maude.
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Hal Assby and Butt Cord?
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What kind of nasty movies
are you watching, Violet?
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Mother, you are killing me today.
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Violet, you must be the stizzar
of your art class.
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Oh, I cannot wait to go
to your art show tonight.
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It'll be so exciting to see
all your great work up there.
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Okay, but just keep in mind,
there's been some budget cuts,
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so the wrestling coach
is now also our art teacher.
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Good hustle, Cortez!
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Way to embrace Roy G. Biv, Tiffany.
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Thanks, y'all, for coming out
to the art open house tonight.
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We all know
how important art is now, right?
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And stuff.
I mean, I can't tell art from fart,
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but I can draw this.
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-He traced that.
-Anyhow,
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some of these kids can really do art.
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Looks like this one
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is some sort of disco pirate mannequin.
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-David, explain this, please.
-This is a collage
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of 1980s musician
and style icon Pete Burns
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from the band Dead or Alive.
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Once alive, now dead.
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-RIP. Thank you.
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And then Violet drew this...
I want to say, uh,
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-gay guy?
That's Butt Cord
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from the classic film Carol and Claude.
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If it's not a sequel to National Treasure,
I haven't seen it.
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Pin him, Cortez! Pin him!
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Violet should be going
to the High School of the Arts
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-in Winston.
I agree.
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Violet, baby, you know what?
We are gonna get you
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into that School of the Arts.
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I don't want you to get
stuck here like we... I did.
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You're getting the hell out of here.
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We should all just forget it.
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To put it in terms you can understand,
art school tuition
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is like 15,000 Biscuit-Biscuit Bonanzas
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with another 5,000
Biscuit Town hash rounds a year.
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We're gonna figure this out,
Violet. Don't you worry.
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Somebody needs to
get their act together, then,
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because I'm the only one
busting my ass over here.
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Y'all, I'm not gonna look at you
if you're gonna give me the look.
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-Oh, I'm giving you this look.
-No, no, I'm gonna close my eyes.
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Okay, this look is gonna
keep on looking until you look...
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That doesn't matter
because I'm not looking.
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-You better look over here!
-Okay, everybody stop your clucking,
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'cause I have a idea.
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-Oh, God. He bought two giant birds.
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This is the best thing ever.
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And is it just me,
or are those birds not right?
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Damn right they're not right.
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They're too big.
What happens if they start flying around?
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Aw, these birds can't fly.
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But their eggs are giant.
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Giant nest eggs, if you will,
that sell for $40 a pop.
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They lay ten of these a month,
that's $400 a month.
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$400 times 11, 'cause I'm gonna
give 'em December off,
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of course, is almost $5,000.
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So all they have to do
is get to ostriching and beak-smooching,
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and we'll be able to send Violet
to art school easy.
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And the best part is,
they were only $500 apiece.
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Oh. Well, this is gonna work,
hashtag sarcasm.
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How did you pay for them?
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I borrowed against my truck.
But we'll be in the money so fast,
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nary a payment will be missed.
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With the exception of
the first payment that I missed.
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But it carries over.
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The next month I pay double.
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Or I just do triple the month after that,
and so on and so forth. Ow!
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-Oh, God! Oh, my God!
-Oh, no.
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He's got a beakful of his junk!
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Ow! His pecker is pecking my pecker!
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-Hi, Jenny.
-God dang it, Jenny,
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you got the evenest tan
in all of Guilford County.
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Well, Sam, you know
that I am one-eighth Cherokee.
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I did get those good tanning genes.
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And you got those "looking good
in your jeans" genes, too.
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Doo, doo, doo, doo.
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Hey, y'all.
Is everything tasting good?
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Jenny, can you pour some more sweet tea
for my wonderful husband Daniel
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and his businessmen friends?
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Isn't Jenny such a wonderful,
fun employee?
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Okay. Well, y'all keep on enjoying.
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Doo, doo, doo, doo.
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Jenny, people don't want to see all this
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when they're trying to eat
their fried flounder.
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This is a Christian restaurant.
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Y'all do me a favor
and throw on this pocket tee.
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Okay? Please and thank you.
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Jenny, no.
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-We're not doing that. You will not cover
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-all this goodness.
-Stop it.
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Jenny, you know I come
from a long line of Brendas.
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My mom was a Brenda,
my grandma was a Brenda,
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my aunts are Brendas,
my cousin's a Brenda,
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my niece is a Brenda,
and we are all total sluts.
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All of us. But we are good people,
and everybody loves us.
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No offense to you and the Brendas,
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but that doesn't really help me at all.
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Not only do I need this job,
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I'm gonna have to
start picking up extra shifts.
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I just found out
how much art school costs,
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and apparently,
it's half a damn biscuit restaurant.
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All I'm saying is
Jesus-Barbie needs to chill.
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See you in hell, Louise, 'cause I quit.
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-Did Louise hear me quit?
-No. You... She's too far away.
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Jenny, sounds like you need
to come work for me.
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I know you used to be
a real good dancer.
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Bud, I am not stripping.
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Well, why don't you at least
come on down and man the buffet?
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Or "wo-man" it.
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You don't even have to take anything off.
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All you have to do
is throw on a bikini top,
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preferably a neon one,
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and stir the grits
so they don't get that film on top.
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I'm happy here serving food
with my clothes on.
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Making zero dollars U.S.
and hiding your light in a bushel.
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What a shame.
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All right, I'll have
the Seven Loaves and Fishes Platter.
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Double slaw. I'll pay for it.
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Okay. Five, ten... Ugh.
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What in the world am I gonna do?
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Jenny, what's wrong, shug?
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-Do people ever pray for money?
-Yeah. Oh, they do.
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Every living moment.
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Just now I got four
while we were talking. Five.
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Do you want me to
keep updating you, or...
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-Oh, no, no, no. No. It's okay.
-Six. Nine.
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So I can pray for money, right?
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'Cause, see, my family's always broke,
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and the minute
we get a little of anything,
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the broke keeps coming back.
Kind of like a VD.
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Of course you can pray for money, Jenny.
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-I just can't give it to you.
-I know.
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Well, if I snap my fingers
and made everything okay,
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what would life be?
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Better? Perfect?
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Wayne's trying his best,
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but, you know, he does things
kind of his own way.
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It'd be great if one of
his business ideas worked out.
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He could really use a win
with this ostrich thing.
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He's been trying like heck
to get them to mate,
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but they are just not having each other.
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You know, 70% of ostriches
become attracted to their human owners.
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You don't think that's going on, do you?
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Only if "becoming attracted"
means biting his ween and butt.
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That is exactly how it manifests.
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Why is it so embarrassing
when that happens?
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'Cause it sounds like a fart.
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-That is right.
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That's why.
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Jenny, I know your life is difficult,
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but the difficulties of life
make us who we are.
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God knows I don't want you to suffer,
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but suffering and struggle
are unavoidable.
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It's part of the whole deal.
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Everything you need
is all around you, Jenny.
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But can't you just give me
a little something
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-that can help me right now?
-Hmm... Oh!
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Your mom put a bottle
of white zin in the freezer.
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Take it out immediately
when you get home, or it's gonna explode.
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-Also, uh, Wayne's ostriches...
-Oh, Lord, what?
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They're never going to lay any eggs.
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-They're boys.
-What!
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-Yup. Yeah.
-Oh, Lord.
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To put it another way,
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-you got two hot dogs, but no buns.
-Ugh.
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Or another fun way to say it is
you got two beers, but no coozy.
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You got two bananas and no doughnuts.
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Two index fingers and no okay sign.
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Two mozzarella sticks
and no ranch. You got...
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Leonard, we get it.
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You know,
I don't want you to worry so much
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about money, Wayne, 'cause,
you know, we've got options.
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Bud offered me a night job.
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Bud? You mean Bud's of
Bud's Babydoll's Gentlemen's Club
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slash topless car wash
on Kivett Boulevard?
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Which I've never been to.
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-Oh, hell no!
-No, no, no, not stripping.
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Just stirring the grits at the buffet.
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That's a gateway job.
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Yeah. Gateway to extra cash.
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Jenny, you don't have to take another job.
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I'm gonna handle this.
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If I can't get them to lay eggs,
I'm gonna break them,
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so I can ride them
and train them to do tricks.
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Did you know there's a guy in Myrtle Beach
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who trained a giraffe to do
Jean-Claude Van Damme splits?
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People pay a lot of money
to see those shows.
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Well, if you're sure
it's gonna be that easy.
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It is. Watch.
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Sit. Ow, oh! Oh, my God!
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-Right again! Same place!
-Lord.
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-Same exact place!
-We just got the swelling down.
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Oh!
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-Ow! Ow! Son of a... Ow!
You know,
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you could go to Charlotte,
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meet a nice guy, y'all,
with a little bit of money.
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Mother, stop.
242
00:11:10,546 --> 00:11:12,464
You know I love Wayne to death,
243
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and he's really been there
for me the last ten years.
244
00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:17,344
And Violet loves him like a dad.
245
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:20,722
And I know he's never gonna be
Jay-Z or anything.
246
00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:21,932
"Jazy"?
247
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,976
Oh, he's the one
that's married to "Betronce."
248
00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:27,312
-No, Mother, it's Beyoncé.
-Oh, Lord, it's Betronce, y'all.
249
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Don't bother the Lord with this.
Just trust me, it is Beyoncé.
250
00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,859
Well, I guess we'll just
have to agree to disagree.
251
00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:35,404
Violet's biological diddy
was not the greatest, yes...
252
00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:38,282
Don is rich, but he is a total tool.
253
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,825
He's angry and
254
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,869
always weirdly sunburned,
even in the winter.
255
00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:44,621
And he used to tell me I was done eating
by poking me in the stomach.
256
00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:47,875
He could've given
you and Violet a great life.
257
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The life that you deserve,
the life that...
258
00:11:51,295 --> 00:11:53,172
That your daddy gave us.
259
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:57,634
All the bills would be paid.
We'd be flush in Kohl's Cash.
260
00:11:57,718 --> 00:12:00,262
I could finally get my Jeep
with the eagle on it.
261
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:03,223
I could show these spider veins
who's boss.
262
00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:04,892
Violet could go to her art school.
263
00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:06,602
I can do this.
264
00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:08,729
I don't need Don or Daddy or anyone.
265
00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:11,899
-I can do it on my own.
-Yeah, right.
266
00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:13,108
Oh, my Lord, I won!
267
00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:16,403
-You did?
-Yeah! Another scratch-off!
268
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:17,738
Great.
269
00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:21,074
Ugh.
270
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:29,625
There's been some turnover
in my personal life, so automatic A
271
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to anyone who can turn
this Sonya into a Veronica.
272
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:38,342
Violet, hang on.
I just wanted to make sure you saw this.
273
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,761
It's a countywide art contest.
274
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,138
They want young artists
to capture different perspectives
275
00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:44,598
on North Carolina.
276
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:47,893
Based on all the weird crap
I saw there last year, I think
277
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,144
you'd have a chance of winning.
278
00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:51,021
What have I, what have I
279
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,023
What have I done to deserve this?
280
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,317
Is that supposed to be a song?
281
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,653
If it's not on
a National Treasure soundtrack,
282
00:12:57,736 --> 00:12:58,946
I haven't heard it.
283
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,546
Jenny,
284
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:18,382
I never in my damn life thought you,
285
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,008
captain of the dance team
286
00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:22,719
and voted
"Most Likely to Not End Up Stripping,"
287
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:25,180
would end up working at Bud's.
288
00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:28,225
Well, technically, I'm not stripping.
No judgment.
289
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,310
Didn't you go to school to be a dancer?
290
00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,145
Yeah. Had to drop out.
291
00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:33,605
Um, I'm just actually moonlighting here
292
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:35,232
to help pay for my daughter's school.
293
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,943
She's a very talented artist.
She is going places.
294
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:41,864
Well, you should use your talents
to help pay for her talents.
295
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:45,075
You can make four times what you are now
if you get up on that stage.
296
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,703
Stop staring! I'm on break!
297
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:49,204
Look away!
298
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:05,762
Doo, doo, doo, doo.
299
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,181
Jenny, now...
300
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:09,099
How do I say this?
301
00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:12,311
I'm afraid this is your last day
at The Last Supper.
302
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,688
Wait, wait, Louise, what?
You mean, like, you're firing me?
303
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:17,691
Jenny, I heard you were
moonlighting at Bud's.
304
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:21,361
A little birdie told me.
Also, Bud told me.
305
00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:24,239
Oh. No, I'm just,
I'm just serving food there.
306
00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:26,950
You know, stirring the grits,
so they don't get the film on top.
307
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:30,037
Well, as we all know,
grits-stirring is just
308
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,789
a hop, skip and a jump to loin-stirring,
309
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:36,335
so, Jenny, I'm sorry,
we're gonna have to let you go.
310
00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:40,756
We can't have a Last Supper
employee associated with Bud's.
311
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:42,633
But you're not above taking Bud's money.
312
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,134
A man's got to eat.
313
00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:45,928
Well, my family's got to eat, too.
314
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:49,640
I'm sorry, Jenny, y'all,
but this is a Christian business.
315
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,475
Like Chick-fil-A.
316
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,560
Except that we are open on Sunday,
317
00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:56,563
'cause that's just
leaving money on the table.
318
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:58,690
-Fine, Louise.
319
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,068
Jenny.
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00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,861
Louise didn't fire you 'cause of Bud's.
321
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,571
She fired you 'cause she's jealous.
322
00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:06,865
Ever since Nick Lachey
pulled you up on stage.
323
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:10,285
So now you got to hold your head high
just like a freakin' Brenda.
324
00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:12,079
And don't hide your light in a bushel.
325
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,414
-People love your midriff.
-Oh, Lord, Brenda.
326
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:17,459
I need the money, but I don't think
I can ever do that kind of dancing.
327
00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:19,461
It just doesn't feel right to me.
328
00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:20,963
Plus, all that shaving.
329
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,965
So do it your own way, girl.
330
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,925
You're such a good dancer, they'll love it
331
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:27,803
-whether you take anything off or not.
-You think?
332
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:30,180
Remember in high school,
when we watched that movie Flashdance,
333
00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:31,598
like, every day for a month?
334
00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:33,600
Just be Flashdance classy.
335
00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:36,436
And if the mood strikes you,
you always have the option
336
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,647
of showing your rosy peaks
and your lady lawn.
337
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,065
Just feel it out.
338
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,734
I'd do it, too,
except my areolas are cross-eyed.
339
00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:44,403
So you've said.
340
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,328
We've got a new dancer tonight.
341
00:15:53,412 --> 00:15:57,040
Put your hands together for Jennifer Hart.
342
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,876
I said not my real name!
343
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,544
Oh, sorry.
I mean Jennifer,
344
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,546
uh, Boofay.
345
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,089
Jennifer Boofay.
346
00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:07,509
-Yeah!
347
00:16:07,593 --> 00:16:10,220
Hey, y'all, watch this.
348
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:18,061
-Boo!
-What a rip!
349
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,522
She's not taking anything off.
350
00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:23,525
-She's hot, though.
-I know, but I want to see boobs.
351
00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:28,322
Oh, oh, I get it, this is supposed to be
like that movie Flashdance.
352
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,574
The one from the '80s,
starring Jennifer Beals?
353
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,618
-Yeah.
-Oh, she was hot!
354
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:35,579
I know.
Never saw her boobies, though.
355
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,748
Yeah. Flashdance was
about a "classy" stripper
356
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,291
that never took anything off.
357
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,084
She was also a welder!
358
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,503
-What?
-Yeah.
359
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:45,172
People forget, but that was her day job.
360
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,716
-Are you serious?
-Hand to God!
361
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:49,343
Oh, yeah!
362
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:52,387
And then in the end, somehow,
with no formal training,
363
00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:55,140
she ends up a full-on ballet dancer?
364
00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:57,684
-Yeah!
-Improbable!
365
00:16:57,768 --> 00:17:00,270
-What a yank!
Boo!
366
00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:01,522
Oh, now we're talking!
367
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:02,940
Yeah!
368
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:07,069
I'm on break! Look away!
369
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,488
Ah, who cares?
370
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:10,906
Now she's just damp?
371
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:14,117
-Boo!
-She's got on a camisole!
372
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,203
Yeah, chuckleheads
from the health department
373
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:18,038
made me shut down the buffet.
374
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:20,749
A man found a belly button ring
in the flour gravy.
375
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,543
He was a veteran, too.
Real sad.
376
00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:25,170
All right, Bud.
I think we can all agree I nailed that.
377
00:17:25,254 --> 00:17:26,588
Oh! It felt amazing!
378
00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:28,966
So, I'm ready for my tips now.
379
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,968
Jenny, if they don't throw them,
you don't get them.
380
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:33,095
Oh, what? That is barbaric.
381
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:35,097
I was artsy as hell up there.
382
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,516
Jenny, have you ever been
to an art museum before?
383
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:39,768
Greco-Roman statues, buck naked.
384
00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:41,854
Renaissance paintings, boobies.
385
00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:44,022
Sistine Chapel, there's, like, 50 butts.
386
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,859
Hell, even the Mona Lisa's naked
from the waist down.
387
00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:49,444
I mean, I'm assuming, based on her smirk.
388
00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:52,489
Ugh, Bud, you are a pig.
I am not gonna take my top off.
389
00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:55,117
Okay, well, this is
a topless bar, so it would be
390
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,953
false advertising
if I let somebody keep their top on.
391
00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,663
Legally, my hands are tied.
392
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,957
Well, his top's on.
And his top's on.
393
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,960
Every dude in here,
I want you to take your tops off.
394
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:08,088
And your top's on.
395
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:09,798
So I guess you're
breaking the law right now.
396
00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:11,633
Bud, you should take your top off.
397
00:18:11,717 --> 00:18:15,179
Well, unfortunately,
I'm currently rocking my winter body.
398
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:18,432
Ugh, whatever, Bud.
You can kiss my film-covered grits,
399
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:19,975
'cause I quit.
400
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,353
Jenny, what are you gonna do now?
401
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:25,189
I'll figure something out.
402
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,238
Louise?
403
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,824
What are you doing here?
404
00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:39,786
-I'm just trying to get out of here.
405
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,496
Hi, Jenny.
406
00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:47,002
He comes here sometimes.
We have an agreement.
407
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:50,923
As long as I drop him off
and pick him up, he can come here.
408
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:54,593
It's just fellowship
with his businessmen friends.
409
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:57,513
So silly.
Doo, doo, doo, doo.
410
00:18:57,596 --> 00:18:58,889
Yeah.
411
00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:02,476
Jenny, you looked great up there.
412
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,102
-What?
-Y'all, I'm just saying,
413
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:07,814
I get why Nick Lachey
pulled you up on that stage.
414
00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:10,275
Thank you. Thanks, Louise.
415
00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:13,612
You will never speak of this, right?
416
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:15,072
My lips are sealed.
417
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,074
Well, okay, great.
418
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,368
See you tomorrow, Jenny.
419
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,203
At The Last Supper?
420
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,956
Well, yeah.
Where else would you be?
421
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,377
-Well, Wayne's gonna ride that sucker.
422
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,879
-He's gonna make a mint.
Hey, y'all.
423
00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:32,172
Watch this!
424
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,301
-Yeah!
425
00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:39,638
Wayne Z and Betronce!
Fly on out of here!
426
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:44,768
Hey, y'all. Watch this!
427
00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:47,312
Come on, ugh! Ow, ow, ow.
428
00:19:47,396 --> 00:19:49,398
Ow! Oh, oh, oh! Ow!
429
00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:50,858
Oh, God!
430
00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:55,153
That's us.
That's us up on that wall.
431
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,989
Violet made us all art.
432
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:59,116
Violet, y'all, you made us famous.
433
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,034
That is exactly how love feels,
434
00:20:01,118 --> 00:20:03,078
with my heart outside my body.
435
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,914
-That's me riding Becky/
-Steve.
436
00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:07,916
Look at that piece of art.
437
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,170
Oh, that flag's a metaphor.
For America.
438
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:16,091
And the winner of the $800
Young Artist Scholarship is...
439
00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:17,968
Violet Hart.
440
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,636
-That's my baby!
441
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,930
-All right, now.
-Oh, Violet, baby, I am so proud of you.
442
00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:24,224
I love you, you little talented peanut.
443
00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:27,144
Oh, my Lord, I'm so choked up, y'all.
444
00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:33,150
Wayne, I want you to use this
to buy a lady ostrich.
445
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,319
No, Violet. Hell no.
446
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:38,322
-You're going to art school.
-Eventually.
447
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,115
You're going places.
448
00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:41,783
Eventually.
449
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:47,414
This is my grandbaby, y'all.
My grandbaby!
450
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:50,918
She came out of a womb
that came out of my womb!
451
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:53,337
Look at this one of Betty
doing scratchers.
452
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,882
And the scratcher dust forms wings.
453
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,760
We are a tree. A flowering tree.
454
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:02,429
My be-leaf is that I love this.
455
00:21:02,513 --> 00:21:05,140
You see what I did there
with the word leaf?
456
00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:08,352
Violet, this is amazing.
Look at this damn art.
457
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:12,105
It's a glass of wine pouring Betty.
458
00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:14,942
That's my priceless "S."
459
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:16,693
Oh, hell yeah!
460
00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:18,487
But you don't want to go too tall with it.
461
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:20,948
That's a rookie mistake.
You'll get it.
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