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Helen? Helen?
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Where are you, Helen?
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Helen? You scared the life out of me.
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Why aren't you upstairs in bed?
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Oh, my neck was hurting again. I
couldn't sleep.
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Me neither, with you walking around like
a bride of Frankenstein.
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Danny, I was thinking.
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At 5 o 'clock in the morning? That's the
best time to think.
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It's a better time to sleep. Come on.
No, no, I don't feel like it.
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Oh, Stanley.
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I was just lying there in bed.
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It was frightening.
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I know. I've seen you.
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All I could think of was, is this all
there is?
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What? I mean, there has to be more in
life than just sleeping and eating and
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watching television, doesn't there?
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Why?
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Why?
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got together.
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Why did you marry me, Stanley?
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Oh, that was a long time ago, Helen.
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No, I want to know.
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Can we let bygones be bygones?
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Stanley. Forgive and forget. That's my
motto.
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Come on, let's go to sleep. No, not
until you tell me why you married me.
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I married you because, uh...
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Because I thought you were
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the most beautiful girl in the world.
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Oh, Stanley, you didn't. I did then.
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Come on, Ellen, why are you talking like
this? I want to know, what's it all
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about? What's what all about? Life,
Stanley, life. What's life all about?
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Life, life, uh, life is about, uh...
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Give me your hand.
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Now let's go to bed.
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Oh, my neck!
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Oh, oh, oh, oh. Wait, let me get the
heating pad. It'll make your neck feel
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better. Where is it?
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Oh, I don't think we unpacked it. It's
probably still up in the storage room.
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Oh, well, I'll look for it later. Look,
just sit still. I'll get you a nice hot
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cup of coffee. Okay.
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And I'll get you the morning paper.
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And while you're reading that, you won't
have to think about anything. Oh, all
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right. Thank you, Sally.
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before I got outside.
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Oh, look, it's happened again.
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Another nice note and another little
rose.
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Let me see it.
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Every morning now for two weeks, a nice
little thank you note and a little fresh
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rosebud. Oh, I wonder what it means.
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It means there are a lot of sick people
out there.
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Or it could be some guy trying to make
time with you.
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You think so?
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Well, like I said, there are a lot of
sick people out there.
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I will be calm.
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I will be calm.
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I will be calm.
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Jeffrey, what is it? Someone is stealing
my roses.
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Jeffrey, who'd do a thing like that? I
do not know, but I intend to find out.
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Hello, police? I would like to report a
robbery.
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Jeffrey!
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Shh, that's right, officer.
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Sometime last night. And unless I missed
my guess, the thief will strike again
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tonight.
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What's he taking?
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Roses.
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Roses.
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That's right.
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Flowers. From my garden.
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And if you want to catch the
blackguard... Hello?
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Maybe they have to keep the lines open
for emergencies. And while they're
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sitting around waiting for an emergency,
the Rose Thief is stalking the city.
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Stalking the city. That's not bad, you
see.
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Stalking... Coffee's getting cold.
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David, did you see any suspicious
characters hanging around?
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No. Oh, David was telling me how
interesting yesterday was at school.
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Oh, really? You want to tell me about
it, son? I was learning about...
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Well, that is very interesting.
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What? We were talking about how babies
were made.
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And I had no idea they taught sex
education at David's school. I wish I
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told. Oh, Jeffrey, they wouldn't let you
in the classroom.
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about the facts of life. Yes, yes, yes.
And the sooner the better.
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Now, sit down, David.
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I recall being somewhat older than David
when my father had this kind of talk
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with me.
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That's true. We were getting married the
very next day.
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Now, where to begin?
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Where to begin?
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Oh, yes.
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First of all, David, little boys are
different.
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From little girls.
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I think he picked up on that already.
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Please, you're not making any of this
easier.
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Jeffrey, you know, you can buy a very
good book with pictures.
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Pictures? So you can do the job right.
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Would you... Do you honestly think that
I have to depend upon a book to
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communicate to my son something as
important as the mystery of life itself?
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What are you going to tell him? The
truth.
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Now, come here, fella.
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What do you want to know?
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Where did I come from? San Diego.
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Jeffrey. Well, it's the truth.
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Not the whole truth. I'll tell him the
rest later. Later?
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After I've bought the book.
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That's all you're going to say is hi?
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How about goodbye?
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Oh, you know.
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You'd rather I say. I'd rather see what
you got in that bag.
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It's personal belongings.
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Yeah, but whose?
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At least you got all our silver in it.
We don't have any silver.
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We need a lot of money for stainless
steel these days.
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How did you get up here? Yeah, yeah, you
know, I checked every lock on every
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door personally.
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You left the window open.
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You left...
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leaves it open every night. Every night?
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How many nights have you been up here?
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Two weeks.
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You mean you've been sleeping here for
the last two weeks?
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And you thought we had mice.
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What's your name?
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Jenny. Jenny Ballinger.
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Oh, hi.
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I'm Helen Roper. I know.
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You know? Oh, well, yeah.
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I guess you would.
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She's been up here casing the whole
neighborhood.
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And this is my husband, Kojak.
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You forget I'm the one who found it.
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Only because I sent you up here to find
the heating pad for my neck.
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What's wrong with your neck?
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Oh, I don't know. It's a pinched nerve
or something.
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Really? Sit down.
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Here, hold this.
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Now you just relax.
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Try a little acupressure here.
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Oh!
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That's it right there.
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like you doing sleeping on our floor?
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Because I didn't have a place of my own
anymore.
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Why?
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Because I wouldn't let my landlord fix
my bathtub.
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Why not?
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I was in it at the time.
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So he evicted me.
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That's terrible.
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It's not so bad.
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Except then I couldn't find a place I
could afford.
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Until you found our open window.
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Right. So when I finished my paper
route, I parked my car around the corner
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I climbed up your trellis.
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You're our paper boy?
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Good Lord, his eyes are going, too.
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You're the one who's been leaving all
those thank -you notes?
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Oh, and all those lovely roses.
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Ooh!
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What's the matter?
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The pain.
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It's all gone.
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What'd you do to her?
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Very simple.
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Pressure applied to certain parts in the
body wakes up the muscles, puts new
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life into the system.
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go to school?
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Yes, art school.
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Oh, Stanley.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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I want to see if there's anything in
here that belongs to me.
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I don't think it's your size.
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I better be going.
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Oh, hey, wait a minute. Where are you
going to stay?
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Don't worry about it. No, wait. I will
worry unless I know you have a place to
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stay.
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So, uh, why don't you just stay here
tonight?
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Have you gone nuts?
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Uh, so, Jenny, the bathroom... There's a
second door on the right. Now, would
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you be a good girl and go down there and
freshen up while I take care of Stanley
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Steamer here?
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Thanks.
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I don't want to stay in here one more
night.
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We're lucky we weren't found dead in our
bed.
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Yeah, from boredom.
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She could be a dope fiend.
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A what?
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You know, one of those kids taking PPP?
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That's PCP. Well, whatever. I don't want
to hear it.
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But tomorrow, out she goes.
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She still makes me jumpy.
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I'm sure she's a thief.
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Oh, Stanley, don't be ridiculous.
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Well, she took my dessert at dinner last
night.
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You had dessert?
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Yeah, but I usually have seconds. Last
night, my seconds were her first.
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Look, I made out a list. I want you to
go to the market.
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I'm going to make a nice brunch for
Jenny.
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It's 11 o 'clock. Why isn't she up and
out of here?
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She didn't finish work till 5 .30 in the
morning.
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How do you know that?
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I heard her come in the door.
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She picked the lock?
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No, silly. I gave her a key.
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You gave her a key?
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I think when she fixed your neck, you
loosened your head.
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that a key is like wrapping up all your
jewels and handing them to her for
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Christmas. If I wanted to wrap up all my
jewels, I wouldn't be able to find a
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piece of paper small enough.
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That's a sign.
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Hi, guys.
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What a beautiful day.
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Good morning, Danny.
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I think I'm going to the market. See you
later.
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Oh, and don't worry about the key.
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I only had copies made for a few of my
best friends.
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Women.
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What you doing?
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My father told me to keep an eye on
those roses.
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Oh, you don't have to worry about those.
Nobody's going to steal them anymore.
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How come?
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I tracked down the rose snapper.
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That's how come.
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Jenny, do your parents know how you're
living?
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Mrs. Roper, I've been on my own now for
three years, and I like it that way. And
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I guess they do, too.
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They do?
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Sure. I mean, they got more important
things on their mind.
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Like my dad.
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He's up north someplace.
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Trying to find himself.
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And your mother?
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I haven't seen her in years. One day she
baked a tray of cookies and just took
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off.
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Why? I don't know.
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Cookies weren't that bad.
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Must have been a blow when she left like
that. Be all alone.
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Not really. She makes friends easily.
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How did you get into your storeroom?
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Uh, Mrs. Roper left the window open.
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You want to go to the market with me?
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No, thanks.
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I'm waiting for Daddy. He's bringing a
book home about sex.
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What?
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His pictures.
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Really? Yeah, my mommy said it will help
him do the job right.
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All right.
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Yeah, hello, David.
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Hi, Dad.
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I, uh, I hope he hasn't been bothering
you. Oh, we've been having a nice chat.
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I was talking to David.
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Come on, huh?
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Hope you enjoy your book.
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What
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were
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you and Mr. Roper talking about?
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Sex.
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David? Did Mr.
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Roper say anything interesting?
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And?
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I think it would have been nice.
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Nah. Kids can be a pain. Take me, for
instance.
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Yeah, you. What about you?
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Oh, I'm a pain.
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I mean, I'm always yelling about being
independent and on my own and
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But then I get mad because there's no
one around to give me a hug when I'm
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really feeling low.
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Well, everybody needs a hug now and
then.
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Nah. I'm a nerd.
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A nerd?
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What's a nerd?
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Old enough to be your mother.
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Of course I was a child bride.
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Hello. Oh, Stanley, where are you?
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I'm in the shopping center parking lot.
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My car won't start.
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So what else is new?
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Did you call the tow truck?
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Tow truck?
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Why don't I just call a mugger and hand
him my wallet?
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You've got to come down here and get me.
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How? Ask that girl to drive you.
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Jenny, oh, that's a good idea.
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Right. And she can keep right on
driving.
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Nerd.
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I think it's a valve.
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300 bucks if it's a sin.
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Can I take a look at it?
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You? What are you going to do? Tie it
together with your suspenders?
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Joey will look at it tomorrow.
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Maybe he could do something.
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Yeah. He can haul it away to the nearest
dump.
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Hey, they don't make it worse. That's
impossible, Stanley.
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Hey, be careful you'll dent it.
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You want to try it now?
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Are you kidding?
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It's going to take more than a little
puttering around with your nail file.
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It's a carburetor.
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Yeah?
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Well, I was going to look at that next.
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Never ate so fast in my life.
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Don't you like Jenny?
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She clears the table like a vacuum
cleaner.
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I see you two have a lot in common.
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Who's she now?
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Doing the dishes.
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You better count them when she's
finished.
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You know, Stanley, you know what I was
thinking?
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Yes, and the answer's no.
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You'd like her to stay one more night,
wouldn't you? Right?
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Wrong.
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I'd like her to stay as long as she
wants to stay.
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What?
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You know, you and my car have a lot in
common. You're both firing on half your
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cylinders.
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Roper, I'd like to have a word with you.
Okay, how about this one? Goodbye.
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Oh, Mr.
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Brooks, I'm so sorry.
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What did you want to see us about?
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I want you to get rid of that female
rose thief.
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Fallon, give him a chance, will you?
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Are we through playing games here?
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Young lady, I think you should hear this
too.
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Good Lord, she's wearing suspenders.
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I think you should bear in mind that the
tenants of Royaldale townhouses are
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reputable people.
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Well, Stanley and I... Are exceptions.
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Are you going to send her packing or
not?
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That's for me to decide and you to find
out. But she's riff -raff.
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Don't you dare... How could you talk
that way in front of...
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She's gone.
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Me?
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I wanted her to stay.
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Oh, no, you did not.
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Yeah, Brooks just helped me decide.
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I mean, there's a lot of great things
that Jenny did. She fixed your neck,
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my car.
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She ruined Brooks Rosebush.
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You really wanted her to stay?
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Crossed my heart. I was going to tell
her tonight she can stay as long as she
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wants.
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Why aren't you playing with your
friends?
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Oh, this is more fun.
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Oh? Jenny's teaching me the facts of
life. Oh, really?
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I warned Roper I knew this would happen.
Mr. Roper, I think... I know what you
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think. Now, David, I want you to tell me
exactly what nonsense she told you.
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You should always tell the truth.
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Oh, no
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