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It was your idea to have tea last night
instead of cocoa, right?
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So? So why didn't you empty the teapot
before you packed it?
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It is empty.
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Now it's empty.
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My brassiere is full of tea leaves. Look
at that.
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I see a letter from a loved one and a
journey across the water.
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Hey, I pay you to move the furniture,
not your mouth.
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find anything.
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If I could find a percolator, I'd make
some coffee.
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If I could find a coffee.
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It's in the percolator.
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Thanks a lot.
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Why did you make a list of where you
packed everything?
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I did make a list. I forgot where I
packed it.
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Hey, hold, hold. That goes over there.
And bring in the bed next.
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That goes in the bedroom.
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In the bedroom.
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So much to learn.
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So little time.
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Oh,
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look at that chair. How can we invite
people over?
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I don't want to invite people over.
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You know, that's the difference between
you and me, Stanley.
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You're an introvert, and I'm gregarious.
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What's astrology got to do with it?
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I like people.
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I like to mingle.
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When did we last mingle, Stanley?
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Ah, don't start that again.
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furniture from a Salvation Army garage
sale.
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Don't be so nosy. I'm just taking a
friendly interest.
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My God, what a lot of junk.
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Jeffrey, you were going to be nice to
Mr. Roper, you promised.
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Well, yes, but only to his face.
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I hope they get all that stuff inside
before James arrives.
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Oh, it's James now, is it? Last week it
was Congressman Nelson.
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It's an honor to meet you, sir.
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Next week, you'll be licking his shoes.
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Natural friendships can spring up quite
spontaneously if you work at it.
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Yeah, you're standing on Donkey's paw.
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What? Oh, right, your imaginary dog.
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I'm sorry, Donkey.
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He's over there.
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Is he? Well, oh, yeah.
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Sorry, Donkey.
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He moved again.
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Yeah, and, and, I'm not sure this
imaginary dog is a help. Oh, nonsense.
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lovely dog, aren't you, Thunky?
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Coochie, coochie, coochie, coochie.
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See, Mommy knows where he is.
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I don't care to discuss this dog any
further. Now, can we just change the
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subject? I think we ought to invite the
rovers over for a cup of coffee.
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Here, Thunky.
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Good baby. Yes, yes, yes. Welcome to
Daddy. Yes. Oh, what a cute little face.
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Oh, by the way, I'm afraid we dropped a
vase.
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Oh, Stanley, they broke the vase your
mother gave us.
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Here's another pie, darling.
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Look at this. We've had this for 20
years.
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It's a long time to keep a broken vase.
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And my wife suggested I come over and,
well, perhaps a cup of coffee?
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Oh!
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How do you like that? We've been here
five minutes. He wants us to make him
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coffee.
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Oh, Stanley.
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We'd love to as soon as we've freshened
up a little. It's very kind of you. It's
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the least I could do.
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If I could do less, I would.
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Oh.
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Everything all right?
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Are you turned on?
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Oh, Mr.
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Brooks.
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I mean gas, electricity.
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Good, good, good.
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Look, I'm sure you really don't have
time to stop for coffee. Just say no,
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understand. Oh, no.
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Some other time.
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Of course we'll come for coffee.
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We'll see you later.
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If it's dark, just stick your head out
the door. That'll light the way.
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I'm trying to figure out why we have two
Johns.
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This one doesn't even have a lid on it.
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It's a bidet.
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They're very continental.
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Well, if you don't mind, I'll use the
good old American model.
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I'm not going to wait for you. I'm going
to go over to the Brooks's, okay? Good.
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And you come over as soon as you're
ready. Right.
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there, his wife there, and you next to
her. Hi.
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And about your dress.
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This is not a coming out party.
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I know what I'm doing.
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It'll take his mind off the food.
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All right.
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Don't jump up and down.
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Oh, hi.
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We didn't think you were going to make
it. Oh, well, I thought I ought to
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out of my old clothes.
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No, no, you look fine just as you are.
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Is your husband with you? No.
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Good.
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I mean, it's very good of you to come.
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I'll bet you're exhausted with all this
moving.
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How about a cup of coffee?
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Better yet, a glass of wine.
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It's quicker.
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You must be up to your ears in it.
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Oh, no, this is the first drink I've had
today.
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Oh, no, they're here. I'll take their
ice buckets. You fill their coat.
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Good evening, girl.
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Good evening.
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My wife here? Oh, yes. Please, come
inside, quickly.
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Where are the towels, Helen?
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They're in that little storage room.
They're in... Oh,
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never mind. I'll show you myself.
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Of course not. I don't take a bath in my
shorts.
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One gust of wind and we'll be the
laughing stock of the neighborhood.
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Give me the keys.
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Keys? I gave them to you before.
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No, you didn't. Yes, I did. I put them
on the table and...
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I'm sure you shouldn't put something
frilly around the top of your... No.
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All right, but when you walk, glide.
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Don't bounce.
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Is it all right if I breathe
occasionally?
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You'll have to be the judge of that.
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Now, just remember, they're an important
couple.
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You should be able to get up there easy,
Helen.
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was sent to bed early tonight. His
father thinks it's best with college
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coming up in 15 years.
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Thank you. Oh, now what?
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You probably can't find the soap.
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Yes, yes, what is?
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James and Margaret.
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Look who's here, Ann.
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Oh, it's your congressman. I better go.
Finish your drink first.
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Oh, thank you.
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She will be in a moment.
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President Carter's.
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I couldn't get out of that room. All
right, all right, all right. I'll phone
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a locksmith. You stay here.
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You should be in bed.
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Sunky wants a drink.
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Oh, I hate that dog.
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He's over there. Put that dog down.
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What dog are you talking about?
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My dog, Sunky.
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I don't see any dog.
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or might eat the size of a camel.
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He was going to take a bath.
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On the balcony?
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Well, it's a long story.
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I'll bet it is.
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So, you're a congressman, huh?
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Here. I'm sure. Thank you. I'm sure
you'd like to hear the opinion of the
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average man on the street, wouldn't you?
Well, actually, I...
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It's all right. I'm in no hurry.
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Can I have another?
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It's for my leg, you know.
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Well, no offense, Your Honor, but it
just seems to me that being a
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is a license to steal.
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I wouldn't give any money to any country
that couldn't pay for it.
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Now, take, uh, take India, for example.
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All right, all right, forget it.
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Let's go to, let's go to Red China.
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You go first, we'll follow.
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Let me freshen up these drinks.
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What the hell did you do with it?
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I spent it on junkets to Hawaii and
loose women.
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I'm sorry, dear. I just lost control.
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You see what we send to Washington?
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They're those idiots.
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Peacock Drive?
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Oh, yes.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Okay, now, go get your bath.
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The water's probably running cold now.
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I've been ashamed of you before, but
tonight I realize what being ashamed of
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really is.
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Choochie -woochie.
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Assaulting a congressman.
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Letting your...
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Choo -choo -woochie.
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Oh, Stanley.
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You haven't called me that in years.
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If my choo -choo -woochie's finished,
why don't she come over and sit next to
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me? Oopsie -whoops.
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You know sometimes I think I'm too hard
on you.
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