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Hey, Reba.
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Hey, Brock.
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How are you?
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Oh, that's right. We're divorced. I
don't care.
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Let me ask you something.
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What was the most romantic thing I did
in our marriage?
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Leave.
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That's funny because it's true.
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Yeah, come on. Look, I need to up the
romance with Barbara Jean and I'm coming
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up blank.
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Do what you did with me.
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Leave. She'll love you for it later.
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I'm serious, Reba. Things have been a
little... rough between us, what with
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losing all the weight and getting hired
as a weather girl and me being, well,
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me.
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Oh, goodness gracious, Brock. Why didn't
you come to me sooner?
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Oh, that's right. We're divorced. I
don't care.
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Hey,
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Daddy. Hey, honey.
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Mom, can I talk to you for a second?
Honey, I'm kind of eating right now. Yo,
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I'm kind of pregnant, and this is an
emotional emergency.
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Okay, what is it?
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Mom, I overheard everything.
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Poor dad.
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You have got to help him turn up the
heat with Barbara Jean.
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No, I don't. Yes, you do.
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That man in there, he is a part of our
family, okay?
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And he needs our help. And I don't think
it is too much for us to all just get
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along and love one another and not break
up so this world can be a happy place
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for me to raise my children in. Do you
think that's okay for you? Can you do
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that for me? Can you do that for my
baby?
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Wow, you really are pregnant, aren't
you?
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Oh, okay. I'll do it. I'll help.
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Brock, wait.
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I'll... You'll
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what? Help!
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Seriously? Yeah.
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Give me a little bit of time, and I'll
come up with something that'll knock the
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socks off that giant wife of yours.
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Oh, wow.
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Thanks, Cheyenne.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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It says, Kira, do not touch.
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You're not supposed to be in the garage.
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That's my office. Didn't you see the
computer desk I put out there?
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Jake put a poster of Bambi in his
closet. Doesn't make it Disneyland.
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Mrs. H, Kira seems to think that she can
just waltz into our garage slash office
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and move around our stuff slash junk.
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Punish her.
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Ben, I told her she could. Her band's
shooting a video and Kelly Clarkson has
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the kitchen booked.
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But that's my office.
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Share the space.
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But I need privacy.
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I go into my office to get into the
zone.
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Once I'm in the zone, the magic happens.
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No office, no zone. No zone, no magic.
No magic, no money.
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No shoes, no shirt, no service.
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That's a lock here. That's not funny.
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here now. Just work something else out.
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Well, fine. Maybe I'll go to Kira's room
and move her stuff around.
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I put a do not disturb sign on the door.
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Dang it!
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Kira, honey, can't you just shoot your
video over in your dad's garage?
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You can't run the lights in the tanning
booth at the same time.
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Hey, Reba.
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So. Did you think of something to help
me romance Barbara Jean? Yes, I did.
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You know, I thought about getting into
Barbara Jean's head, but you know me, I
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hate cobwebs.
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So this is what I came up with.
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First, get a babysitter for Henry so you
guys can have more time alone.
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Then, hide some flowers around the house
so that every time she turns a corner,
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she gets a beautiful surprise.
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Next, draw her a bubble bath.
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Some candles, throw some chocolates on
the pillows.
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You see where I'm going here?
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That's it?
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Candy and flowers? I could have gotten
that from watching The View.
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What do you want from me, Brock?
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I don't know. Something original.
Something that will wow her.
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Well, that shouldn't be too difficult.
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Just give her something shiny. Dangle
her keys in front of her.
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Come on, Reba. I'm under a lot of
pressure here, especially since...
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since what?
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Well, in two days, I'm going to Vegas
for a dental convention.
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Are you kidding me?
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You're asking me to help butter up your
wife so you can run off for a week of
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poker and strip clubs?
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It's a business trip.
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I play poker to network, and most
strippers don't have dental insurance.
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on your own. I can't drag you two steps
forward when you're slamming the brakes
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in reverse. No, no, no. Come on, Reba.
I'm serious about this. Look, Barbara
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Jean and I have never been this distant
before.
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Then cancel your trip.
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I can't.
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I've got tickets for Siegfried.
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Fine. This is my last shot.
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Take it or leave it.
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Pick a happy moment from your marriage.
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Could be an anniversary or a special
night out. And recreate it.
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That is not half bad.
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Yeah, and if that doesn't work, just
make sure you have your keys.
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Oh, sure, buddy.
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You remember the old Vanster, huh?
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Fast as lightning, agile as a kitty cat.
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This isn't really about football.
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It's about your thing on YouTube.
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My thing on who what?
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Keir posted a video of you getting in
the zone.
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Everyone at school's talking about it.
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right there, buddy.
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Now, here, baby.
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Here we go. You want to smack it? Go
ahead.
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You want to smack it? Go ahead.
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Who's that?
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Kira? Kira? Kira? Get out of here!
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I feel so violated.
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this reminds me of a joke. You know how
many redheads it takes to change a light
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bulb? You know, you're getting the ball
spot.
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How was your mission in Vegas? Oh, it
was great. You know, in fact, I stopped
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to thank you for pointing me in the
right direction. I came up with
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terrific for Barbara Jean. Oh, can't
wait to hear all about it.
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Well, you have to promise you won't tell
anyone. I want this to be a big
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surprise. Oh, scouts honor.
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What did your big orange head come up
with now?
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Got my vasectomy reversed.
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You what?
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Yeah. It's my present for Barbara Jean.
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I'm going to get her pregnant, this time
on purpose.
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Wow, this Siegfried is a magician, isn't
he?
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You got your vasectomy
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reversed? Yeah.
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On the way to the airport, I was racking
my brain.
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What would be the perfect moment from
our marriage to recreate?
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And then it hit me.
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Barbara Jean was happiest when she was
pregnant with Henry. So I called a
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specialist in Vegas.
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Snip, clip, they put me back together. I
am locked and loaded.
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Brock, I meant a dinner and movie, not
popping out another kid.
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No, no, no. It's perfect. Imagine how
surprised she'll be when she finds out
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she's pregnant.
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Surprised? You mean you're not going to
tell her?
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No, it's much more romantic this way. I
mean, if I say, hey, I got my vasectomy
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reversed, well, that's all about me. But
surprise, you're pregnant, that's all
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about her.
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Brock, you just don't spring a baby on
someone.
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It's not like a scarf or a diamond ring.
You can't take them back.
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No, no, no, you have to discuss this
with Barbara Jean first. No, no, no, I
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don't. No, you remember how angry she
was when she found out I got a
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Well, that's because she wanted more
kids. And now, she's going to get her
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Is there anything you can't get done in
Vegas?
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order to remain successful, I have to
project an image of professionalism. And
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this, again, no matter how sexy, it
doesn't look
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professional.
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Dude, lighten up.
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When did you lose your sense of humor?
No, I didn't lose my sense of humor,
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Kira. I grew up. And someday, you'll
realize that if you don't take yourself
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seriously, nobody else will.
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Well, if it makes you feel any better,
your video is beating the one of the cat
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flushing the toilet.
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a doofus to you? Don't answer that.
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I'm not a doofus.
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I'm not a doofus. I'm not a doofus.
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I am a professional. So next time, keep
me out of your stupid childish videos.
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You got it? Okay.
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Okay, I got it. Okay.
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At least I hope I got it.
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I need to talk to you.
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Honey, are you okay?
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Oh, yeah. It's just this stupid
commercial about this old man who can't
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his grandson's baseball game because
he's got a bladder condition.
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You know what? I think I'm going to talk
to someone a little less pregnant,
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okay? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Come on,
Mom.
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I'm fine, I'm fine. Just tell me what's
on your mind.
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Well, honey, I need some advice.
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I know someone who is about to make a
big mistake. I mean, a huge mistake that
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will have a big impact on himself and
everybody around him, and I just don't
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know what to do.
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Can you give me any names? No. Is one of
the names Van?
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No. Okay.
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Well, whenever I'm in a situation like
that, I usually ask myself, what would
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Mom do?
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So, my advice to you is ask yourself.
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What would Reba do?
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Okay, I'm not talking to you anymore.
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Oh, wait, no.
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Look, the Reba that I know usually knows
deep in her heart what the right thing
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to do is. And she does it no matter how
painful or inconvenient it might be.
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Crap.
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No one be naked.
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Hey,
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Barbara, is Brock around?
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Oh, he's around.
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And he's about to make me feel like a
natural woman.
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Good. Hey, is there something I can help
you with?
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I just came by to chat.
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Yeah, well, you know, Reba, I know that
you want to be over here 24 -7, but...
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I'm married now, and my husband and I
need a little alone time.
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Am I interrupting something?
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I hope so.
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Barbara Jean, this is important.
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Well, I'm sure that it can wait.
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I'm serious.
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So am I, Red.
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So am I.
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Barbara Jean, honey, who is it? Oh,
nobody, honey. It's just one of those
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Mormons on a bicycle.
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Are you going to let me in or not? No.
Okay, I'll just go around the back door
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then.
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Wow.
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Very low, Reba. Very low.
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First time in a long time Brock shows a
little hint of romance and you decide to
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drop by.
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Fantastic.
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Brock, honey, I'm gonna go upstairs and
I'm gonna put on something a little more
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revealing.
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Oh, and, uh, Reba?
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I'm going to be half naked, and you
don't want to see all this.
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Rod,
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get out here!
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Reba, what are you doing here? Look,
we've got to talk. You cannot do this to
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Barbara Jean. Well, I took a little blue
pill, and I'm pretty sure I can.
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You cannot get her pregnant without
talking to her first. It's deceitful,
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dishonest, and it's just plain wrong.
It's also none of your business.
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Oh, yes, it is my business. It became my
business when you told me about it.
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Reba, you have no idea how bad things
are between us.
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If I don't do something to save our
marriage, we may not make it.
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You mean things are really that bad?
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Yeah, things are really that bad.
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Well, go to couples therapy. Get help,
but not this. This is insanity.
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Look, we tried all that. It didn't work.
Now, I know what I'm doing. This is the
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right choice for us. It's not your
choice to make.
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Look, Barbara Jean may be your wife, but
she's also my... person I know.
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If you don't tell her, I will. Tell me
what? Oh, nothing, nothing, honey. You
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know what, Reva? We'll talk about this
later. Last chance.
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You tell her or I will.
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Tell me... what?
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Okay, fine. There goes the surprise.
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Barbara Jean, honey, I wanted to do
something really...
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Really special for you, though.
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I got my vasectomy reversed.
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What? Yeah, the stamina's swimming
upstream.
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You got your vasectomy reversed?
Surprise.
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And when were you going to tell me this
little surprise?
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And when I ended up pregnant?
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Wow.
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Okay, all right. If it helps, his heart
was in the right place. Okay, you know
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what? Don't defend him on this. Wait a
minute, honey, honey. Why are you so
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I thought that this would bring us
closer together.
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How does lying and deceiving bring us
closer together?
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Gosh, Brooke, just when I think you're
growing up, just when I think there is a
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glimmer of hope for us, you pull
something like this?
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This was the last straw.
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You and your salmon can sleep on the
couch.
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Thank you, Reba.
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Sorry, Brock. Is there anything else I
can do?
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No, I think you've done enough for one
evening.
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If it helps, you've ruined salmon for
me.
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Doofus. I dance around like a doofus. Do
I look like a doofus to you, Kira?
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Kira? Kira?
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Oh,
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the girl's got talent. You gotta hand
that to her.
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Gotta go.
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I just got the computer back. All right.
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Hey, man, how was your day?
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Fantastic.
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Fantastic.
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Ben, you have a note taped to your back.
I know.
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I put it there.
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Why? You're not going to believe this.
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I'm the fun guy. Thanks to Keira's
videos, everybody thinks I'm a big
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and it's working for me. Just today,
some guy at the bus stop shouted, hey,
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doofus!
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That's great.
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Because all the kids love me, they asked
their parents to hire me. Tomorrow, I
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have three meetings, an open house, and
somebody wants me to emcee a bar
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mitzvah.
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What's a bar mitzvah?
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Well, it's like a sweet 16 party, except
it's for a Jewish boy who just turned
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13.
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Mrs. H, you can say you just don't know.
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Anyway, don't tell Kira about this, or
she'll stop taping me, okay?
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Hey, Mom. Hey, honey.
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Hey, you, boob.
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Hello, Kira.
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Now, if you excuse me, I'm gonna go to
my office for some business -related
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rituals, and I'd appreciate absolute
privacy.
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What's with him? Oh, you've made him
famous. He's the doofus.
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I don't think that one was on purpose.
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