All language subtitles for reba_s06e03_trading_spaces

Hey, Mom.

Oh, hey, Kira. You got in another
college application. This one's from

Women's University.

An all -girls school? What's the point
of college?

Kira, you got to get on this. College is
just right around the corner.

No, Jake's around the corner getting
beat up by a girl.

Yeah, she really likes him.

College is a long time away.

Ten months is not a long time.

Is it really? Only ten months? Yeah,
you're going to be gone before you know

Wow, I guess I will.

Yeah, and honey, if you don't take care
of this on your own, you'll be going to

Good Buddy Trucking Academy.

Jake, fetal position!

Fetal position!

Man, that chick really likes him.

Mrs. H., what are you doing?

What's it look like I'm doing? I'm
making a salad, you donkey.

Yeah, I see that. In the middle of the
day, we have work to do. Do I have to

remind you that I gave up a great
opportunity with Norris Realty to stick

you? Apparently, because you bring it up
every ten seconds.

And yet, you choose to waste time
feeding your family. I don't get it.

Sam, look, I know you want to work
harder, so this is what I've come up

Instead of us getting to the office at 8
o 'clock in the morning, we get there

at 7 .45.

What do you think about that?

Wow, with that go -get -em attitude, I'm
surprised you don't run the world.

And just listen.

Fifteen minutes adds up to six hours and
fifteen minutes a month.

Heck, you've wasted twice that much just
noodling over there in the garage this

week. Noodling? Noodling.

Mrs. H.

I have a surprise for you. It is cool,
it is awesome, and it is in the very

garage that you just mentioned. Van, I
don't want to see two spiders mating

again.

Don't worry, she ate them after they did
it. Come on.

Ta -da!

Welcome to our new state -of -the -art
home office.

Wow, so this is what you've been doing
over here.

Okay, where's the lawnmower?

Under your bed.

Do you see, Mrs. H?

Do you see?

Now we don't have to go to the office to
work. You can come down here any time,

day or night. Even in your bathrobe with
no makeup on.

Just give me the heads up if you're
going to be doing that.

Ring, ring.

Hello, Reba Hart here in my new home
office.

Oh, it's a good question, potential
client. Let me consult my newly

files.

Oh, my.

How convenient.

A database of every listing in the
Houston area. Would you lookie there?

My son -in -law is not a donkey.

Paul, you're back.

Huh? Yeah, and while I'm doing all this
work stuff, who's doing everything else

around the house?

You.

Ding. What's that? Oh, yes, the
laundry's done.

Now I take out the laundry right when
it's dry and fold it so it doesn't

wrinkle, and then I iron it just the way
Van likes it.

Well, Van, I gotta hand it to you. Looks
like you've thought of everything.

That's right, because that's what you
get when your partner is a genius.

And if you need some fresh air...

This is H. I made a list of 200
potential clients that we need to call

end of the day. I also written up some
really cool icebreakers.

Hi, I'm Reba Hart, and I'm dying.

I'm dying?

To sell your house.

Got your attention, didn't it?

I don't know, Van. Calling 100 people in
one day, isn't that a little much?

No, no, because I was thinking, why is
North Realty so successful?

And then it hit me.

It's because they sell more houses.

You really do understand this business.

I understand that if I wanted to be rich
and successful, I would have taken the

offer from Norris Realty. Instead, I'm a
loyal, hardworking, good person with

nice hair and a killer smile.

That's not a killer smile. That's a
smile of a killer.

Oh, aren't those the best?

It's hard to believe they're fat -free.

It's hard to believe they're food.

I told you eating healthy would make you
feel better.

Now, I know it's an adjustment, but,
honey, I'm just so proud of you.

Okay, Dad.

Double chili cheeseburger, a side of
onion rings, and a chocolate shake.

Oh.

And they stamped your card so you got a
free apple pie. Yes.

Brock?

Honey? Oh, don't worry, baby.

I'm going to eat this on the treadmill.

The way that man eats just makes me so
mad I could spit, which I will

not do because a lady doesn't spit.

Although my aunt used to spit
professionally.

She trained in France.

Barbagine, I have something I want to
tell you, and when I do, I don't want

to cry or make a big deal about it.

Oh, my gosh.

Is it my aunt's saliva? Is she dead?

Oh, God.

Oh, God. No.

No.

I want to move back in with my mom.

Oh.

I see.

Please don't be upset.

Oh. Oh.

It's not about you. Yeah, I was, um...
You know, I was, uh...

Yeah, I was just thinking about my aunt,
you know.

I should really go see her.

You know, I haven't seen her since she
won the Baton Rouge spit -off.

Look, I know this isn't easy for you,
but I'm going to be going to college in

less than a year, and I just want to
spend that time with my mom.

You understand, right?

Oh, sure.

Of course I do.

So you're not upset or angry?

Oh, no, honey, no.

In fact, I'm actually...

I'm actually kind of proud of you.

I think you made the right decision.

Thanks, Barbara Jean. Of course.

Johnson. Yeah.

Even with 20 % capital gains, you're
looking at a profit of $60 ,219.

Mom, can you help me with my homework?
Honey, I'm terrible at math.

Mom! Stop whining.

Oh, no, no, not you, sir. Oh,

can you hang on just a second? I'm
getting another call. Thank you.

Ray Bahart.

I've made 83 calls. How about you?

Well, seven. But in fairness, number
four was lonely and wanted to talk about

her cats.

Come on, Mrs. H, we need to concentrate.
The only thing that we should be

focusing on is real estate, real estate,
real estate. By the way, when's dinner?

Okay, then I gotta go.

Okay, sir, now about your house.

Mom, Elizabeth may or may not have
flushed something down the toilet.

What? Well, let's just say her pink
dolly's missing and the bathroom is

Well, stick your hand down the toilet.

Oh, no, no, not you, sir.

Hello? Mom, I need your help. Honey, I'm
cooking dinner. Jay, go help your

sister clean up.

Ew, gross.

Oh, you are so... Such a little girl.

Mrs. H, you hung up on me, and I had to
come all the way from the office to talk

to you.

Van, dinner will be ready when it's
ready. This is not about dinner. This is

about your poor work ethic.

Poor work ethic?

I've been busting my hump since 6 a .m.
Seven calls, you're barely scratching

your hump.

Van, look, I am trying my hardest, but I
have other responsibilities. I am the

head of this household.

that goes on around here has to come
through me. I have to juggle work and

family. Well, so do I. Why do you think
I'm pushing it so hard? I don't know.

Why are you? Because Cheyenne is having
a baby.

I did not know that.

Oh, babe, we're going to have another
baby!

So this is why you've been acting so
insane. Yes.

A baby is coming, and I guarantee you
it's going to show up with no money.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Here's the
thing. Cheyenne doesn't want you to

know. Hey, we're talking about my
grandchild here.

Cheyenne's wishes mean nothing to me.

Wait.

Mrs. H, it just happened, and she
doesn't want you to worry.

With your high blood pressure and short
fuse, you're a ticking bomb.

When we tell people, you'll be the
first.

Okay. I understand.

I'll try to contain my excitement. Thank
you. And just don't gush and coo or

she'll know something's up.

Okay. Promise?

Yes, Ben, I promise.

Okay. Ah!

What? I'm just going to the bathroom.
Well, if you're going to go on break,

you're going to need to sign out.

Okay.

There's no I in Reba.

Barbara Jean, is that you?

What are you doing?

I changed my mind. I'm not letting you
go.

Why? I explained why I'm moving back.

I want to spend time with my mommy. Oh,
please.

No teenager wants to spend time with
their parents.

You are doing this because Brock and I
are crazy.

Well, as hard as it is to say this to
somebody who's chaining me into a room,

you are not crazy.

Oh, really?

Kira, I have 400 Beanie Babies.

I have them arranged by occupation.

Your father, he's got a tan that makes
him look like a piece of Melba toast.

Saying you guys can't be a little...
challenging.

But I have loved living here.

You mean it?

Yes.

And what you said about teenagers is
true.

I might have even felt that way about my
mom when I moved in here.

But you've changed me.

I've changed you?

Hearing you talk... Hearing you talk
about Mom and how much you love her,

it made me realize how special she is.

I owe you for that.

Huh.

I am responsible for the reunification
of you and your mother.

Go to her.

Go to your mother. She needs your love.

I was kind of... Don't question my
wisdom. Just go.

Go and love her with your newly healed
heart.

I'm not crazy.

You know, I don't know what made me
think of this, but when I was pregnant

Jake, I ate a ton of ice cream.

Yeah, and look what happened to him.

Can I hug you?

What for?

No reason.

Oh, I love you, I love you.

Mama,

are you all right? You're acting weird.

Oh, I'm doing great.

You know, I'm taking this new medication
from a high blood pressure, and it's

really working.

You smoking that medicine?

You're so funny, you're funny enough for
two people.

No, what I was talking about is that
since I've been taking this new

my blood pressure is perfect, so you can
spring anything on me you want to, and

it's no problem.

Boo! Jake,

what do you mean, speaking up on me like
that? What are you thinking?

But you just said that I... When do you
ever listen to me? Now get upstairs

before you give me a heart attack!

Children.

Hey, speaking of children, you know, I
was watching Elizabeth the other day and

she seemed so lonely.

We probably ought to get her a pet or a
baby.

Pet.

Just thought I'd share that with you.

Anything you want to share with me?

Nope, I'm good.

Okay.

We'll talk later.

Sorry, what was that?

Nothing. Okay.

Mom? Yes, honey.

Nothing.

Okay.

Mom? Oh, yes, honey. Never mind. Oh,
Cheyenne, I'm getting dizzy. I ain't

pregnant. I know, but you told me. After
we celebrate.

when you were pregnant when you were in
high school? I thought this would be so

much easier.

Well, actually, this time it's a little
harder.

What are you talking about?

Well, with the new baby, Van and I,
we're going to move out.

What? Yeah, we're a growing family and
there's no room here.

Oh, sure there is.

Heck, when I was born, we were living
with my grandparents and they kept me in

shoebox on top of the radiator.

We're no longer... We're no longer two
kids in high school trying to raise a

baby. We're two adults with a growing
family.

It's time.

Let's see.

Come on, Mom.

You had to know that this was going to
happen someday.

Not really.

I always thought that you guys would
never get your lives together and you'd

just be here with me forever.

Is that really what you wanted for us?
Well, a mother can dream, can't she?

Look, Mom, Van's going to find a house
really close by and you can come over

whenever you want. You don't want me
hanging around an old meddling mother

-law barging in.

Oh, Mom.

Well, I have a lock.

I love you.

I love you, too.

And I love you too, you little
troublemaker.

What made you two make this big decision
right now?

Well, Van was out in the garage looking
at these two spiders.

What's this? Don't touch that.

Those are all the listings on the market
today and a bunch of frozen waffles.

I want the files to look really full.

And what's that?

These are the houses that Cheyenne and I
are looking at.

And why are you here?

Is this the only place where you can
hide from the sunlight?

Well, I heard that besides knocking up
my sister, you were actually good at

something. I had to see it for myself.

Well, now that you have, why don't you
go to the malt shop and hang out with

Potsy and Ralph?

And what's with the tape?

Why not?

Because if you do, I will follow you to
college, stand up in front of your dorm,

and tell everyone I see that I'm your
boyfriend.

And I will say it like this.

Here's my girlfriend.

I love her.

Sam, we need to talk. Have you signed
back in?

Look, this thing with you and Cheyenne
moving out, I wasn't happy about it at

first, but in the long run, I think
it'll be great for everyone.

And I understand about you wanting to
work so hard for your family because

family is the most important thing.

Yep.

That's my old carrot top.

Yeah, and to prove it, I'm going to get
to work right now on this phone list.

All right.

Mom, is that how you really feel? Yep.
Work, work, work.

Oh, because I actually wanted to move
back in with you.

Don't mess with me, Kara, because right
now I'm very fragile.

No, I mean it.

Yes! I'm taking the day off. Well, Mr.
Diggs, we have work to do.

Family comes first, Van.

Let's go fix your room up.

Sign out for me.

No, don't take it!

I have got to move those shelves.

We are finally adults.

I know.

This is the biggest thing to happen to
us since we became parents.

You know, all thanks to your mom.

She let us stay here when we needed
help, and now she's letting us leave.

She is something else, isn't she? I just
hope when it comes time for us to let

Elizabeth go, we can be as selfless as
she is.

Mrs. H., what are you doing? I changed
my mind.

Nobody's going nowhere.

Start packing. I'll get the bolt
cutters.

You got the back door, too?

Tie some sheets together. We're going
out the window.