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It's official.
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Brock has lost his mind. No, I think it
was official when Brock left me for you.
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Why? What's the matter? What's up with
Dad?
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No way.
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Brock got a motorcycle?
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That's the funniest thing ever. Oh, no.
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Not even close.
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Just wait.
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Guess what I just wrote up on?
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A gay pride float.
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A Harley.
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Come on, Barbara Jean. Wait till you
feel the wind in your face as we cruise
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down the open road out behind the
Walmart.
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Great. At least today he's wearing jeans
underneath his chaps.
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Hey, everybody.
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Hey. How was your seminar? Oh, it was
excellent, and the hotel was top -notch.
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It even had a coffee maker. In the
bathroom!
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I ate in there every day.
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Oh, Elizabeth missed you so much. I'm
going to go upstairs and tell her you're
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here. Oh, Mrs. H, you should have gone
to the seminar with me. This guy was
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the Donald Trump of real estate.
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I have so much to tell you.
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I got something to tell you, too.
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Yesterday morning, there was a message
on the office voicemail from Steve
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Norris. Norris Realty, Steve Norris?
Yeah. They're like the biggest firm in
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city. What do you want? Oh, nothing
much.
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Just a meeting.
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You know what I think this means, Van?
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He wants us to join him.
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No way. We can't just leave our company.
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Why not?
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Realtors move to different agencies all
the time. Well, that may be so, but I'm
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not that kind of person. I'm a loyal
guy, Mrs. H. Ever since I was six years
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old, I have never brushed my teeth with
anything other than Aquafresh.
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realistic. I mean, if our company could
make more money by getting someone to
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replace us, they'd do it in a skinny
minute.
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It's just business.
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Just business? Well, sorry, Mrs. H. If
you take loyalty and ethics out of
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business, you know what you have?
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Television network?
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With gentle hands and the heart of a
fighter, I'm a
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survivor.
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What's up, James Dean?
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Hey.
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Brock,
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you all right? Never better.
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Look, check it out. It's an electrical
stimulation belt. It's like doing 2 ,000
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sit -ups in an hour. I'm going to get my
six -pack abs back. Remember them?
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No, but I remember your man girdle.
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Listen, Brock, I need to talk to you
about something. This phase you're going
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through with buying the motorcycle and
wearing the leather outfit and...
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electrocuting your belly fat.
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I mean, it's kind of weird.
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Funny,
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but kind of weird.
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What's going on?
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Nothing. Rock.
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All right, Reva, I'll tell you.
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Barbara Jean looks the best I've ever
seen her, and I want to do the same for
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her. Okay, I may choke on these words,
but here they come.
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Rock, you're a good -looking man.
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A good -looking man of 50.
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Why do you have to be more than that?
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Reba, you don't have to tell me I'm good
-looking.
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I know that. I'm not an idiot.
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But don't you see? That's actually the
problem.
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How so?
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Well, I've always been the best -looking
one in all of my relationships.
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You do. remember that we were once in a
relationship don't you what's your point
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well my point is
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switching
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firms wouldn't be loyal
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First Realty could be a huge opportunity
for you guys.
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You know, I can never figure you out.
You're the one person I would expect to
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agree with me. Ever since you got sober,
you're always whining about doing the
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right thing. That was a faith, okay?
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Now, I'm comfortable with my sobriety,
and I'm going back to thinking what's
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best for me.
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I mean, us.
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Really? You mean you're going back to
that vain, shallow chick I fell in love
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with? Welcome back, honey.
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Look, I really think that you should do
this.
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Look, there's more to this than just
loyalty. Our company doesn't see me as
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mom's assistant.
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They see me as her partner. They know
how good I am. Well, so would these
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guys. No, Steve Norris doesn't know me
from Eve.
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He thinks I'm the assistant.
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Maybe he thinks that now.
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I mean, who cares, man? After hearing
you talk at the meeting, he's going to
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know how great you are. Hearing me talk?
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I don't see that happening, Cheyenne.
Your mom can be a little... Okay.
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Set the meeting.
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But tell Mom it's later than it really
is. Get a little alone time with him.
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Yeah, by the time she shows up, he's
already going to be impressed with you.
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I love that idea.
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I'll set a lunch meeting. At my seminar,
they were teaching us how to impress
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people with lunch meetings. You tip big
and order things that aren't on the
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menu. I could order, like, yak.
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Hey, Mrs. H!
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I rethought what you said, and I'm in.
I'm going to set the meeting with
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Oh, yeah. Now remember, Van, let me do
most of the talking, okay?
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Oh, you know me.
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I'm not one to yak.
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Thank you.
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This is for you.
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And this is for the valet.
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And this is for you giving that one to
the valet.
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Van Montgomery.
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Steve Norris. I like your style.
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Tips are like peanut butter.
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You gotta spread it around.
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Can I bring you something to drink
besides water? First of all, thank you
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the water.
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And that's for the guy who made the ice.
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Something to drink, let's see.
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Do you have pomegranate juice?
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No, I'm afraid not. We have orange,
tomato, apple, grapefruit, and
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you have tangerine juice?
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No, sorry.
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Watermelon?
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No. Raisin? Plum?
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Garbanzo bean?
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I've never even heard of... That's
right, I'll just stick with the water.
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No hard feelings, huh?
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I like a man who doesn't settle for
something he doesn't want. You should
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ordering cheese.
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Steve North, graduated MacArthur High
School, class of 1980.
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Married 22 years to the former Ann
Peterson.
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Two children, a boy, Eric, standout wide
receiver at SMU, and a daughter, Tara.
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Just graduated from Bucknell University
with a degree in chemistry.
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I Googled you.
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That's very impressive, but that's not
me.
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What?
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Hey, I wish it was me.
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My wife left me and my son flunked out
of beauty school.
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Stupid Google.
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Great, now you probably think I'm an
idiot.
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Why, because you tried something?
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That's what's impressive.
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Besides, you don't need to know who I
am.
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I know who you are.
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Yeah, right.
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I do.
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You are one of the hottest young real
estate agents in town.
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I watch the MLS.
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I see how you move properties with
innovative ideas.
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Like that place on Garfield. It's set
for eight months until you got the
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listing. You sold it in two days.
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I hired a Kliegelite, did the show, and
at midnight... I know, I was there.
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I still have the balloon animal.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
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It's a wiener dog.
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So it makes me wonder what you could do
with a larger inventory.
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Like, say, ours.
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Oh, man.
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I watch the MLS, too. You guys have the
best listings in town.
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Thanks.
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You know, Van, I'm beginning to think
that this is one of those meant -to -be
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situations.
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Should we order cheese?
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Oh, hey, there's Reba. Let's just keep
that Google screw -up between us, okay?
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Why is Reba here?
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Van, I'm not interested in Reba. I want
you.
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Yeah, but Reba and I are partners.
That's the offer.
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Oh, hi there, Reba Hart.
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Hi.
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So, now that we're all here, let's get
this meeting started.
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Actually, I don't think...
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there's anything for us to talk about.
Yes, there is. No, there isn't.
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Comes down to loyalty, Mr. Norris.
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And thank you for your time.
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Okay,
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he's not taking up his messages and he
wouldn't talk to me at the valet stand.
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How am I going to kill him if I can't
get in touch with him? Mommy, you have
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to calm down. I told him, let me do the
talking. But what does he do? He sneaks
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off to the meeting early and then turns
down the biggest break we've ever been
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offered.
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Finally. All right, you listen to me,
fathead. You get your lying, scheming,
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finagling butt back here to this house.
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Oh, Mr. Norris.
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Oh, no. I thought it was my minister.
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Uh -huh.
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No, he didn't tell me that.
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Yes, I am very lucky to have such a
loyal partner.
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Yeah. Okay, bye.
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They didn't want me. They only want Van.
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Really?
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I mean, what's up with that?
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I'm going to kill him.
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Why?
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Why I'm going to kill him, this is an
opportunity. He cannot pass up. He's got
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to take that job. It's not going to
happen, Mom.
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I mean, Van has got a lot of screwy
things about him, but they're mostly
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screwy things, like loyalty.
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But this is big, Cheyenne.
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Big for him and big for your family.
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Doesn't matter, Mom. Van is not going to
take that job without you.
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I was hoping it wouldn't come down to
this.
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Cheyenne, I'm going to have to break up
with your husband.
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Ma, you gotta do what you gotta do.
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Hi -ching!
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Hello, Gucci shoes!
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No, no, no. Don't give me that crap,
Dom. The deal was, the band gets the
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you get the bar. So now, because we're
packing people into your club, you want
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to get a piece of the door?
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No way.
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That is a deal -breaker, my friend. We
will walk away. I swear.
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Yeah, I'd break my heart too.
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What are you, crying?
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I thought you were a hell's angel.
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Sorry, I had to take that. What were you
saying?
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I was just asking if you wanted to have
a pajama party tonight and watch Little
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Mermaid with me.
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Did you vote for Pedro?
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Oh, the perm. Yeah, I thought I'd try
something different.
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Mission accomplished.
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Sideshow Bob.
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So, listen, I was wondering if maybe
you'd like to go to dinner. Good God,
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what have you done?
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What's the big deal? So I tried
something different.
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Different? Why don't you try something
really different and be the same person
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two days...
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You're driving me crazy.
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What is that supposed to mean? Yeah,
well, what about you? You're reinventing
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yourself every day.
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Well, that's different. I'm young.
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The truth.
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No, you stop it. You stop it. You know
what I meant. Oh, you better believe I
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do. Is that what this is all about,
Barbara Jean? Are you getting ready to
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me for someone younger?
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Oh, yeah. Well, you should talk.
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What? You dumped my best friend Reba for
a younger woman.
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Yeah, you...
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Are you suddenly acting like an idiot?
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Because... Because you're just so
beautiful.
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It's not so bad.
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Listen, honey, I'm not planning
anything.
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What I'm doing, I'm doing for me, okay?
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Because it makes me happy.
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Ah, okay then.
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Okay. Guess I'll go wash this out. I
don't think so.
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Why not?
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What do you think perm stands for?
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I don't know.
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Permanent.
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Oh, God.
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Man, I'm going to need a hat.
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Hey, where's your mom?
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I don't know.
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All right.
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Thanks for your help.
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What's this for? Stop asking questions.
Go.
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Hello, man. Hey!
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People know I'm here, Mrs. H. My car's
parked right out front, so don't think
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you can kill me and roll my dead body up
in a rug, because we don't have a rug.
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Relax, Van. We need to talk.
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First of all, you know I care about you,
right? Oh, of course. That's why I'm
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holding a garbage can lid and wearing a
cup.
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Van, you're a great guy.
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I just think it's time for a change.
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Wait a minute. Are you breaking up with
me?
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We're in different places. We want
different things.
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You are breaking up with me.
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No one's ever broken up with me before.
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Sam, we used to laugh a lot, but we
don't seem to laugh anymore.
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This is about what happened with Steve
today, isn't it? Because it's not what
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you think, Mrs. H. It's not just that.
Then what is it?
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Tell me. I can change. We can laugh
again.
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Look.
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Remember when I hit my head with the
garbage can lid?
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Oh, good times.
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Stop it.
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Don't make this any harder than it
already is. I want to be...
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What is that supposed to mean, that I'm
holding you back?
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You want to know the truth, Mrs. H?
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Steve wanted me.
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That's right.
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He wanted me bad.
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But I turned him down because of you,
because for the last year that we've
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shared a business card, I have never,
not once, tried to get my resume in
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someone else's inbox.
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Dang it, Van, I already know that.
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He called me. What? Yeah, he does want
you. He wants you really bad.
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And if you don't take this job, you're
going to regret it.
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Maybe not today.
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Maybe not tomorrow.
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But soon and for the rest of your life.
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Costa Blanket was on TV last night.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. So wait a minute.
You're not breaking up with me?
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No. Yes!
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No one breaks up with the man, man.
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But you ought to break up with me.
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And you've got to take that job.
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Believe me, if he offered to take me and
not you, I'd go.
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No, you wouldn't. Yes, I would!
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Maybe not today.
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Maybe not tomorrow.
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Oh, I'll forget it.
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Mrs. H, I am not going to leave you. My
fan.
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No, listen. You took me in during my
darkest hour.
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You put a roof over my family's head.
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You gave me a career.
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Heck, woman, you saved my life.
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I mean, so what if you're a little...
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You really are loyal.
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Yeah, I am.
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Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to go
brush my teeth with Aquafresh.
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Hey, what's that?
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This is your dad's sit -up machine.
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It's an exercise machine for old people
who don't want to exercise.
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It's called the I'd Give Up 2000.
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So, what's it do?
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That's all I can tell. It doesn't do
anything.
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Hello. Oh, hey, Mr. Norris.
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Van, you don't have it turned on.
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Yeah,
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yeah. Well, you know, it was a difficult
decision for me to make.
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It's just that Mrs. H and I...
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Unbreakable team.
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But, no, I really think that I would
work well with you. I think I have
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good people skills.
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So, what?
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Oh, no, I'm fine. I just have a little
cold.
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But, you know, I... Mr.
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Norris, I gotta call you back, okay?
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Come here, you little shrimp.
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