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I don't understand.
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Does this mean Cheyenne's first wedding
was fake?
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Oh, no, honey. It's just that when two
people have been married for a while,
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they want to have another ceremony to
celebrate.
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So it's kind of like when you eat
something that tastes really good, and
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you burp and think, man, that tasted
good.
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Hey. Hey, honey. Oh, Mom, are those
little rice bags for our ceremony?
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Yeah. They're beautiful.
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Oh, I hope they're okay.
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But I'm going to need them back. I'm
going to make rice pudding for the
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reception.
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Well, you know what, Mom? You don't have
to go to all this trouble. I'm fine
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keeping things on the simple side.
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Well, honey, I'm just so excited.
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I finally get to throw you a wedding
where it's not on the same day as prom.
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Well, I really appreciate it.
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And thanks for letting Barbara Jean help
out, too. Okay, gotta run. Whoa, whoa,
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whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Barbara Jean. All right, Mom. Look, Van
and I decided that with your high blood
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pressure and...
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cramming everything into two weeks, but,
you know, it might be nice if Barbara
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Jean helped you out a little bit.
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So you've asked Barbara Jean to help
make my life easier?
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Where have you been for the last five
years?
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Right. Mom, she's my stepmom, and she
really wants to be involved. And look,
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is really, really important to me that
everyone gets along this time, okay?
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Okay.
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Don't give it another thought. Thank
you.
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Just don't let Barbara Jean get too
wacky.
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And good luck with that.
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Okay.
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Reba, I ordered a horse and a carriage,
but can the horse stay over here?
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You know, you got all those weeds in
your backyard, and Thunder will love
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You hired a horse and carriage? What
happened to the white limo?
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That's a little pimp daddy, huggy bear,
1985, you know.
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I'm so glad you're wanting to help, but
I know you're busy just being Barbara
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Jean.
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Look, I am perfectly capable of taking
care of this ceremony on my own. Yeah,
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well, your daughter doesn't think so.
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And Reba, like it or not, I am way more
qualified.
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Who here has been married the most
recently? Let me think.
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Me.
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I know, because I provided you with a
husband.
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Well, maybe.
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It's time you stop beating a dead horse
and get on with your life. No, I'll show
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you a dead horse. Oh, right now.
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Hi.
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Everything okay down here? Yeah, just
talking about horses.
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Well, actually, one didn't have it
anyway. Oh.
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Well, I'm off to my 12 -step group. Oh,
which reminds me, at the reception, no
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booze and no open mic. Oh.
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You got it.
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We'll just be here getting along, honey.
Bye -bye, Cheyenne.
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Yeah.
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We wrecked Cheyenne's last wedding
because of our bickering, but that's not
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going to happen again.
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So we work together?
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Yes. Horse in the backyard?
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Yes.
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Matching outfit?
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Get out. Okay.
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Look,
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all I'm saying is this is our wedding.
The only people who should be invited
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people who are meaningful in our lives.
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And Bill Gates.
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He probably won't come, but he might
send a check.
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Fine. If we're just going to invite
close family and friends, I guess I'm
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with that.
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Okay, you love birds.
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I've wrangled the caterer, hired the
musicians, and ordered programs, and
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confirmed the minister.
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Dang, I'm good.
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Well, Mrs. H, that sounds fancy. Well,
fancy is my name.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,
my God. Reva, wedding crisis.
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Talk her down.
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Should we wait to see if she's going to
jump first?
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Relax, Barbara Jean. That idiot was me.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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How y 'all doing?
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Mom, that sounds like a lot of flowers
for that small little room at the senior
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center. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Who's paying for all these flowers?
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We are. Well, a wedding is nothing
without flowers.
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And we may need that many flowers.
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Because you're not getting married as
the senior sitter.
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I got us a church.
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The church? Really?
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Oh, Cheyenne, you are one lucky girl.
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Because your mother is a saint.
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A saint with the cunning of a Bolivian
street urchin.
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Come on, Brock.
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Now that we got the big church, our
options are wide open. I'm thinking
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show. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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They're paying for the light show,
right? You know, let the moth out of
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wallet, okay?
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So what do you think about all this?
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I don't know, Mom. I'm worried. Barbara
Jean's got that look in her eye.
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You know, the same look that got us
fireworks at Grandma's funeral.
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This will not be a circus, I promise.
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No elephants and no cotton candy, okay?
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Okay. All righty. Thank you. You got it.
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It'll be fun.
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That's great, Mrs. H. Keep the cotton
candy a surprise.
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What are you talking about? Trust me, I
know my wife, and she loves the circus.
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If this is not the biggest, flashiest
wedding of the year, she's going to be
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disappointed. I'm not sure that's true.
Trust me, it's true. Trust me, it's not.
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Trust me, you're wrong.
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Man!
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Would you please just let me plan the
wedding, and you stick to looking
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I promise, both of you will be happy
with it.
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Mrs. H thinks I'm pretty.
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What do you think?
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I think somewhere Jesus is weeping.
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I just decorated this church this
morning. What happened? Your version had
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certain been there, done that scene at
boring quality.
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This is supposed to look like a church,
not your bedroom.
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And are those live birds?
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Yeah.
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Nothing to the celebration like ten
live... Make that nine live, Dove.
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Just a sec.
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Frederico? Yeah, we've got a Dove down.
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Also, I've got a heart -shaped balloon
deflated near the popcorn machine.
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Well, what do you mean you are out of
helium?
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Why is your voice so high?
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Who's Frederico? Oh, he's the wedding
planner.
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Well, he's not actually a wedding
planner yet, but he's the best darn
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waxer at Hair Apparent.
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Oh, you're welcome, sweetie.
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Gotta run, Rhett.
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Whoa!
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Check out this place!
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And a giant picture of me?
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You know what? You're right, Mrs. H.
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I am pretty.
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Van, everything was supposed to go
through me. Did you know about this?
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Barbara Jean called me and said that you
decorated the place in a subtle shade
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of dull, so I said, work it, girl.
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I promised Cheyenne everything would be
dignified. Oh, say the dignified for our
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funeral. A wedding's supposed to be fun.
You gotta have fun. And hey, Mrs. H, I
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invited some single men of a certain
age.
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I'm sure there's fire left in the old
gal, huh?
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Gotta mingle. Love ya.
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You look beautiful.
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Oh, my goodness.
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One day you're running alongside their
bike, teaching them how to ride a two
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-wheeler, and the next day they're
getting married.
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Again.
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I was just going to say, it doesn't even
feel like so much of a wedding. I mean,
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nobody's yelling.
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Look, honey, your father and I just want
to take this moment to tell you how
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proud we are of you.
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Your mother's right.
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You know everything you've done.
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Everything you've become. Well, we just
couldn't ask for a better daughter.
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Guys, I love you so much. We love you,
too.
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And, honey, before you go out there,
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well, your ceremony might be a little
more flamboyant than what you
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thought it might be.
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Mom, it's okay.
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Now that we're here, it's...
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It's just important to me that I share
this moment with my closest friends and
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family. No, honey.
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No, no. Three -minute warning, people.
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Also, there's been a robbery at a liquor
store.
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I'm getting a lot of interference.
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All right, honey, I'll be back in a few
minutes to walk you down the aisle.
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Remember, don't be nervous.
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It's just like riding a bike.
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Okay.
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Wait a minute.
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Who are all those people out there?
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Those are your guests, Cheyenne.
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Somebody's a little nervous.
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But I don't recognize any of them. Mom,
do you know who they are? A lot of them
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are Vance clients.
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What? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I got the business
cards to prove it. It's like a real
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estate seminar out there.
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I cannot believe he'd do this.
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I mean, we agreed that it would just be
people that meant something to both of
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us.
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After all that we talked about, he
packed the church with his clients?
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Well, honey, it could be worse. It could
be all family.
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Oh.
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Where are you going? Talk to my husband.
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Yeah, but the ceremony's about to start.
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Way to go, yappity -yap.
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Now get out there and keep things
moving, and I'll deal with this. Okay.
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Frederico? Yeah.
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Ma 'am, I don't care if you ordered
pickles on your burger. Just eat it.
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So he says to me, can I get an interest
-free loan? Well, that's when I lost my
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interest.
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Hey, I'm not supposed to see you. It's
bad luck.
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How could you do this?
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How could you fill the church full of
your clients?
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I think when you see the quality of
their gifts, you might change your tune.
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So you're going to blow off all my
friends from the group?
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Well, hey, it'll give you something to
share at your next meeting. That's not a
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joke to me.
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Okay, you two, let's just calm down.
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Now, there's a church full of people
waiting to see you celebrate your love
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one another, okay? You did not listen to
a word that I said.
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What are you talking about? This whole
thing is for you.
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For me?
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I don't get why you're so mad.
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That's just it, Van. You just don't get
it.
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Okay, and there's the music. Now, to sum
it all up, Van's sorry, Cheyenne's
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sorry, and we can finish this
conversation at another time.
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Van?
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Would you escort me to my seat, please?
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Sure. Excuse me for trying to give you
the perfect wedding. Let's go.
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Your daughter is nuts. I am.
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Well, she is. This whole thing is for
her, and she's acting like I'm some huge
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jerk. And speaking of huge, I got a
place by the lake to show you.
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Now back to your nutty daughter. Okay,
stop talking so I can just look happy.
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Why is she jumping all over me?
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I don't understand it. Hey, you, I got
your crazy email, and the answer is yes.
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Mrs. Hedges, are you okay? Oh, just all
y 'all's arguments just making me a
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little faint. Let me sit down and enjoy
the ceremony.
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Lights and music, we're a -goin'.
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Ladies and gentlemen, here comes...
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She's gone.
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What do you mean she's gone?
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She's gone. The bride's room is empty.
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Oh, just for once, I wish she would get
married without making such a fuss.
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Gone?
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How could she be gone?
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You tell me. You're the one fighting
with her. You were fighting with her? I
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swear to God, boy, if these hands
weren't my bread and butter, I'd rock.
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I can't believe Cheyenne would do this.
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This is just horrible.
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Everything is wrecked.
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Kill the doves.
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Not literally, Frederico. Just no doves.
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God!
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Okay, nothing is wrecked. I'm going to
go find Cheyenne and talk her down.
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Barbara Jean, I need you to get in there
and stall.
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Hey, wait a minute. I've got an idea.
Why don't we renew our vows?
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What? Yeah, our anniversary is coming
up. We could renew our vows and buy Van
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and Cheyenne some time.
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So what do you say, Barbara Jean?
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Will you marry me again?
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Oh, my gosh, honey. That is the most
romantic thing I have ever heard.
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And this time, it will be even better
because I can celebrate with my best
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friend.
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I mean, I don't think Reba was totally
happy for me the first time.
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years later and it still makes me sick.
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Okay, fine. Renew your vows. Play the
banjo. I don't care. Just keep them busy
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until I get back.
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I am so happy I could scream.
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Oh, I hope you don't mind, Van. I just
sort of got swept up in the moment.
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No, it'll be nice to have someone to
split the cost with.
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No.
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No, Barbara Jean!
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Attention, everyone.
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There will be a brief addition to the
program.
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My husband and I are renewing our vows.
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Sorry, Federico.
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Sorry, sorry.
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Cheyenne?
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Anybody in here?
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to be wonderful, but it still can be in
a Harlequin romance novel
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French bordella kind of way.
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I can't go out there, Mom. I'm so mad I
can barely even speak.
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Van should have known better. Oh, I
know, honey, and you guys can discuss
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after the ceremony. Let's get out there
and have some fun.
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Oh. Cheyenne, how could you do this? How
could you ruin everything? Are you
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kidding me, Van? This wasn't about me.
This was about your clients and showing
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off. So what?
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of you i'm proud of the things i've
accomplished i thought you'd be proud
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the things that you've accomplished okay
let's keep this in perspective now we
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got to remember the reason we're here is
for you guys to celebrate your love for
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one another yeah dan you were only
supposed to invite people that were
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meaningful to both of us my clients are
meaningful they mean money okay you know
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what fan the people in my support group
mean something to me i wanted them here
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too and and and also because when you're
in love you always forgive the other
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one. Do you know why I didn't invite
your friends?
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Because they depress me. All those
people with all their problems depress
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Ben, I'm one of those people.
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And it's important to remember that
weddings are very stressful.
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So let's just take a step back and take
a deep breath.
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If Shia and I were married, I would have
loved this wedding.
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Well, maybe I'm not that person anymore.
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No kidding.
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I mean, what happened to us? We used to
have so much fun. It's like I don't even
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know you anymore.
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I don't know, man.
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I mean, maybe we're not meant to be
together after all.
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What?
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Van, go after her.
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Go after her.
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Maybe she's right. Maybe we shouldn't
get married.
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But you're already married.
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Oh, how could this day get any worse?
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Reba, come quick. I want you to be my
bridesmaid.
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Oh, Reba, this is so beautiful.
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Just like out of a dream.
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You know, if Frederico accidentally let
three doves escape, I caught two of
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them.
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The other one hit a window.
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Barb Jean, let me go.
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But you need to give me away.
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I would love to if I could find any
takers.
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Let's stop touching now. You're kind of
clammy. Hey,
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what's going on with Ben and Cheyenne?
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Okay, the kid's wedding is off.
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Sorry.
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They had another fight and they were in
the bathroom, which is a bad place to
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have it because the echo makes it sound
far worse.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Are they going to be okay?
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I don't know. I guess I better say
something.
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Frederico, Reba's going to speak. Give
me a drum roll and a pin spot.
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God, you are useless.
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Hello.
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Thanks for coming.
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Traffic was nuts, huh?
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Anyway, the kids had a little
misunderstanding.
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I'm sure they'll be okay, but... Oh.
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Reba? Yeah, I'm okay.
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Okay.
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So if y 'all will just kind of hang in
there.
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I'm sure it'll be... I'm going to sit
down just for a second, okay?
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Reba?
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Reba, are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Who let the doves out?
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