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Van.
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Van. Van!
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Mrs.
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H, what are you doing?
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I made you some cookies. And look, I
wrote your name on this one with some M
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&Ms.
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Wow.
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I dreamt that it actually happened.
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And this time I'm wearing pants.
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Good cookie.
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Good freaking cookie.
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What's going on? A perfect moment. Don't
ruin it.
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While Van was napping, I made him some
cookies.
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And milk. Your mother is treating me,
well, properly.
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So Mom came home from work, saw you
asleep on the couch, and instead of
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you with a spoon, she made you cookies?
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You're a freaking cookie.
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Something's fishy about this. Nothing
fishy around here.
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Just a mother -in -law showing a little
love.
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Yeah, she likes me, Cheyenne.
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Oh, I love him. I love him a lot.
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Yeah,
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not just fishy.
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Sinister.
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We're nice to each other.
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She made me cookies. I lent her my car.
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If it makes you feel better, I'm fine.
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I'm terribly sorry. Get away from me,
you car wrecker! Okay, Ben, okay, do not
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overreact. Are you sure it's something
that we could... Very easily, Vic.
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Whoa, not the door.
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The door's the hardest part to fix.
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Oh, man.
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Ben's gonna cry.
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I'm not gonna cry.
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No, I'm not gonna cry.
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It's fine.
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But I'll be damned if I let you people
see me not cry.
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Oh, I'd better go after him. I've seen
him like this before.
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He writes poetry.
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That's perfect.
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I need a poem for school.
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Written on a fifth grade level.
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Reva, did you do this to Van's car?
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It wasn't all my fault. There was a pole
involved.
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Oh, yeah, and last week when you wrecked
your car, there was a fence involved.
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Now, could it be...
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That you were driving without your
glasses again.
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You don't live here. Why am I talking to
you?
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Rhonda.
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Rhonda.
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The car I was so fond of.
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I wish I could fix you with a magic
wonder.
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That is beautiful.
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Yeah, for a second grader.
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Van, again, I am so sorry about Rhonda.
Yeah, well, now I'm going to have to go
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rent a Honda.
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Reba, if you're going to drive at night
without your glasses, you're going to
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have to take other steps.
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She wasn't wearing her glasses.
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Cheyenne, she wasn't wearing her
glasses. How rich.
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I mean, why should Mrs. Magoo wear her
glasses?
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I hate my glasses.
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They make me look like a grandma.
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Zip it.
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Well, then why the heck don't you just
get laser eye surgery?
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I don't have time to do something like
that.
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Well, Reva, you got to do something
because this family is running out of
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Mom, you should really think about
getting that laser thing done.
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If it only takes an afternoon, I'd be
happy to stay home and look after you.
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I could look after her, while she's
blind and defenseless.
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I'm going to go read Rhonda a poem.
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Will you at least think about getting it
done?
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I am getting it done, Cheyenne. On
Tuesday, I had my consultation today.
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You want to hear something ironic?
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The pole that I smashed into today was
in the eye doctor's parking lot.
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Great. Okay, so I'll stay home and take
care of you. No, no, no.
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No, I don't want anybody to take care of
me. I just need to ride there and back,
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and then I want to be left alone.
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Oh, I'm so excited.
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Sir, are you just getting the eyes done,
or are you going to do the bag, too?
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Can I do that?
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Oh, no, you're not. You're a big girl.
Yes, you are.
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So, how long until you can see?
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A few hours.
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The kind of surgery I had is where they
don't cut your eyeball. They just scrape
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it off, so the recovery's a little bit
longer.
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Good volume.
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Good freaking volume.
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Okay, I'm going to lead you to the couch
now, all right? There's going to be a
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little trust exercise. All right.
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called Jennifer. He is so cute.
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Okay, I'll help you to the couch. Come
on. No, forget it.
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Well, Mom, are you sure you're going to
be okay? I feel guilty leaving you like
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this. Looking forward to some long time.
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Go on to the movies. I'll be fine.
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Okay, but call me if you need me. I'll
have my cell phone, okay?
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All right.
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Hello?
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Oh, no, it was nothing. My mom's just
blind and she fell.
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I am totally, like, going in the house.
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Move, please. No, no, no, you can't go
in there. Why? Because you can. Why?
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Because I can't tell you. Why?
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Because Mom got the laser eye surgery
and she doesn't want anyone fussing over
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her. She's in there?
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This is perfect.
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I have a score to settle.
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A vendetta.
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No, no, man, no vendettas. Come on. Why
don't you just forgive Mom and go to the
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movies with me, please?
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You know what? You're right.
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That's what I'm going to do. Forgive
her. You know why?
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Because you asked me and I love you. Aw,
baby.
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Let me borrow your phone. I'm going to
call ahead for some tickets. Okay, I'm
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going to go get the car. Okay. All
right.
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Barbara Jean, hey.
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Just want to let you know, Mrs. H is in
trouble.
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I know.
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But she doesn't want anybody to help
her. And I just wanted to call to make
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that whatever you do, you don't sneak
over here and make sure she's okay.
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Bye now.
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That was for you, Rhonda.
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here just the other day. I know I put it
here.
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Oh, ha, ha, ha. There it is.
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Okay. Good bread, good bread.
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There you go.
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Bologna and cheese sandwich.
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Good.
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No, peanut butter.
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I love peanut butter.
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Jake hid the peanut butter on me. I
know.
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Darn it.
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What's right here?
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Right by the bread.
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Where's the other piece of bread?
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Here are carbs this way.
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Barbecue, what are you doing here?
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I was here. I didn't want anybody to
know.
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He made me promise I wouldn't say.
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Brock, no van.
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No!
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Barbara Jean, I'm going to say this as
nice as I possibly can.
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Please leave me alone.
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Reba, I can't.
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I saw you in here fumbling around. It
was pathetic.
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Drinking a plant.
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Reba, let me be your eyes.
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I'll read to you and I'll cut up your
food and... And I'll teach you how to
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your makeup on.
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The right way.
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Okay, that's it.
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I didn't ask you to be here. I don't
want you here. Now get out.
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Fine. If that's the way you feel about
it, I'm leaving.
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Goodbye, Reba.
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And good luck.
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Barbara Jean, I know you're still here.
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Read? Why? Just to prove you can?
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I chose a classic, Oliver Twist.
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Okay.
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Boring, boring, boring, blah, blah,
orphan, orphan. Okay, here we go.
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Please, sir, I want some more.
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More?
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Are you still reading? or did you just
pass gas?
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Hey, we're back.
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Oh, look, it's Barbara Jean.
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Ah, I guess we're even.
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Right, Mrs. H?
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Really?
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Go check the other door.
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No, no, no. I can't leave yet, Cheyenne.
I haven't taught Reba to catch the
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little ball with a bell in it.
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Reba! Can you hear it? Reba!
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All
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right, you
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stay here.
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I'm going to go get my cell phone from
the car.
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So, Mom didn't want your help. I'm sure
you were a very good nurse. Yeah.
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You know, as a kid, I always wanted to
be a nurse.
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In the high school talent show, I
juggled bedpans.
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Oh, my books.
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I left my little dickens in the house.
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Oh, Cheyenne, I'm glad you're back.
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I couldn't wait to tell you about my day
with Barbara Jean.
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You know, you'd think that having a
laser shot in my eye would be the worst
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of my day, but it wasn't.
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what she did no
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well she sang to me and then she read to
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me oh my god yeah and this really bad
accent now i usually don't
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make fun of people's accents but hers
was like please
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I was thinking to myself while she was
here, why couldn't I have been deaf,
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Mom, what did you say to Barbara Jean to
make her cry?
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Barbara Jean?
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Oh, crap.
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Oh, honey, maybe she was just kidding
around.
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She does not have a sense of humor,
Brock.
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Get rid of her. I do not want to talk to
her.
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Barbara Jean?
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No. No, it's me.
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Boy, you really can't see anything, can
you? No.
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So, listen, Barbara Jean told me what
happened between the two of you, and I
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to say, Reba, it sounds like you were a
little mean.
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Oh, I knew that's what she was going to
say.
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That's why I came over here, because I
just had to give you my side of the
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story. Okay, great, great. What's your
side?
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Well, for one thing, I made it clear
that I wanted to be left alone.
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But she insisted on staying.
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You know how annoying she can be.
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I, um... Oh, Brock, don't play dumb with
me. You said it just the other day,
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man, sometimes.
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Barbara Jean really gets old people's
nerves.
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No.
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No. I never said that. What I said
was... You know, that's not the point.
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look, Reba, if you had seen Barbara
Jean's face, I don't think you'd be
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defending yourself. In fact, I think
you'd be apologizing right now.
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Nah.
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On the other hand, nah, nothing.
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No, wait, wait, wait. What were you
going to say?
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Look, Reba, just pretend that I'm her.
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What would you say?
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Oh, you just tell her.
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No, I swear I won't.
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Well, I guess I would say to her, I got
mad when you tried to help me.
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Because I hate thinking I might need
help. It scares me.
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Go on.
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Mostly because of the way my life has
turned out makes me worry.
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That there won't be anybody around to
help me when I really need it.
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But the truth is, I don't need to worry
about that because it looks like I'm
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always going to have someone there for
me.
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I know you're there, Barbara Jean, so
you can hug me now.
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Was it because we're just so close you
could sense my presence?
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No, I can still smell the peanut butter
on you.
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ever forget what you just said. Ever.
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Oh, honey, I gotta go write this in my
diary while it is still fresh in my
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And then she turned to me and she said,
Barbara Jean, I apologize.
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You have made my life a garden of
orchids.
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That was very nice, Reba.
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Yeah, I regret it already.
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Okay, I get it. You don't want to talk
about it. Fine.
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So how's your eyesight?
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Actually, it's pretty amazing.
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Whoa! Yeah.
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You have gotten old.
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Van.
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Van!
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Wake up.
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Made you some more cookies.
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Really?
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You're not mad about the whole Barbara
Jean thing?
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No.
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Actually, I made these cookies as a
peace offering.
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Forgive and forget. That's me.
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Wait a minute.
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Forgive and forget isn't you.
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You're hell half no fury.
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You put something in these. Just double
chips. Come on, Van. Either you're going
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to eat the cookies or you're not.
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Sooner or later, we have to learn to
trust each other again.
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Jake, have a cookie.
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How is it?
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Really good.
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How'd it go?
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Great. I took the cookie you told me to.
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