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Now, previously on Reba... Hey, what's
this?

Uh... Well, I, uh... I was gonna put a
ship in it.

Man.

You need to promise me that this is
gonna end.

I promise.

Is this your bottle?

What?

I think that is my bottle. Well, it's
not mine. And if it's not yours, then

three -year -old has a major problem.

What's going on, Sharon?

Adults are so weird.

Why are you guys having a party because
you sold a house?

Isn't that your job?

We don't have a party for Dad when he
pulls a tooth.

Still ticked. He wasn't invited.

Okay, everyone's here. Let's go in.

All right, hang on a second.

Are you going to be okay at the party?

It's just there's going to be drinking
and stuff. Honey, I've told you this.

I've had that bottle up there for like
two months.

Sometimes when I was studying, I'd have
a little glass of schnapps.

What is the big deal? The big deal is
that your mom thinks it was my bottle.

by the way, schnapps?

I mean, it's bad enough she thinks I
have a drinking problem, but now she

I'm the biggest what -ever.

Just tell her.

No. No, Van. I know, Mom. If I tell her,
she's going to freak out and make my

life miserable. That's possible.

But look on the bright side. She'll stop
making my life miserable.

Okay, fine.

I'll tell her. But you know what? I have
to find the right time, okay? All

right, thank you. So you're going to be
okay at the party? Yes, Van. I'm going

to be okay at the party.

What do you think I'm going to do?

Get drunk, start dancing on the coffee
table, and rip my top off?

No. That would be awesome.

Rock, honey, you want a beer? Yeah,
that'd be great. I'll take a beer.

Oh, Stan, I don't think that's a good
idea.

Soda? You on the wagon, man?

Yes. But they shouldn't call it a wagon,
because wagons are fun.

Well, if I'm going to be drinking a
soda, I'm going to need some cheese.

Maybe I have a cheese problem, too.

sneak and drink.

Well, in my defense, I tried to drink in
front of you.

Look, I think you need to go to one of
those meetings so you can talk to people

who are dealing with the same thing you
are.

Honey, as much as we all love you,
there's no way we can understand what

going through.

I bet Cheyenne could.

Look, I'm saying this not only as your
mother -in -law, but your boss, and I'm

not going to let up on you until you go
to one of those meetings.

And I want you to bring me back one of
those welcome chips that they give out.

That way I'll know that you've actually
gone to the meeting.

All right, fine.

Okay. I'll go in the morning.

But I'm not going without a hangover.

Give me that thing.

Give me that.

That pinhead in the idiot

registration office won't move my stupid
anatomy lab to the stupid morning.

Oh, my gosh. Did Barbara Jane get a job
at the university?

It is going to wreck my whole schedule
if I have lab in the afternoon. What am

going to do?

Cheyenne, Mom and I are doing something
right now. She's helping me pick out the

artwork for my band's demo CD.

Oh, well, do you care? Why don't you
just use a picture of a toilet? Because

that's where your band's headed.

Cheyenne.

That's actually not a bad idea. Thanks,
Cheyenne.

Chiat, why don't you call back and
politely ask to speak to a supervisor?

Tell him you're a mom and you want to
change the lab because of your child.

I'll try, but it's so hard to get men to
do what I want when they can't see me.

Thank you.

Did you go to the meeting? Yeah, I went.
Oh, how did it go? Oh, it was a blast.

A million laughs. Here.

They said to tell you that I'm cured and
you should get off my back.

One day sober. I'm so proud of you.
Yeah, me too. I'm having a T -shirt

up.

Oh, when's the next meeting?

The next meeting?

Uh -huh.

Can you excuse me for a second? Sure.

Cheyenne!

Hey, honey.

How was your meeting? It wasn't my
meeting, Cheyenne. It was your meeting.

Well, good. Now you've gone and Mom will
get off your back. No, she won't. I'm

telling you, she won't stop busting my
hump until you tell her the bottle was

yours. And then she can bust my hump.

About what?

Drinking a bottle of schnapps in two
months?

Just go to the meeting and tell her you
went because you're being really careful

and you can't say anything more because
it's all anonymous.

comfortable around all those people. If
you want, I'll go with you. But come on,

Cheyenne. This little misunderstanding
has gotten way out of control.

It's baseball season, honey.

I need to drink beer.

Hey, Ben, where's Cheyenne?

Oh, she went out for a little while. I
thought I was the only one left at home.

So you're just hanging out, huh?

Yep, just hanging out.

Hanging out with a little refreshment?

Yep.

And reading?

Trying to.

Then I need to know what's in that cup.
No, I don't want you to. Give it to me.

Okay, but don't think any less of me.

What is that?

for barging in. I don't worry about it.

Coffee? Oh!

Yum!

Reba, I got great news. Yeah? Kira's
band has been offered a gig, but it's

of town.

She'd have to stay over. Nope. Well,
just hang on a... The answer is no.

We talked about this rock when Kara
first got started with the band.

No gigs on school nights and none out of
town.

But Reba, this is special. Enjoy your
coffee.

Lord,

that's good coffee.

I can't believe you're even talking to
me about this.

Well, would you let me finish? Look, the
gig is through the UFO.

They want her to go to Fort Hood, play
for the soldiers that are leaving for

Iraq. Whoa, that is so cool.

Oh, for the soldiers.

How do I say no to that?

Yeah.

Hey, sweetie, how was school?

I wasn't at school.

I was at a meeting.

A meeting for what?

Okay, Mom, Dad, everyone, I have
wonderful news.

that you found in our closet that you
thought was Vans? It was mine.

He was just taking the fall for me. My
sweet, sweet enabler.

See, Mrs. H? I told you I didn't have a
drinking problem.

So, honey, you've been drinking
secretly?

Yeah. Is it because of your mom's
coffee?

Now, it doesn't matter why I'm doing it.
It just matters that I'm doing it. A

little something I picked up at my
meeting.

I still can't believe this, Cheyenne.

When I thought it was Van, it made
sense. I mean, you know, the guy's got a

helmet with two bear cans on it.

But I've never seen you drunk. Oh, I
know.

Not only am I an alcoholic, I'm really
good at it.

Yeah, yeah.

But, honey, you're not really an
alcoholic, right? You just went to the

so you can get Miss Dry County off my
back? Oh.

Well, that's what I thought at first.
But then I learned that I really belong

there. Wow.

And like an idiot, I am standing here
drinking a beer in front of you. Ah.

Well, no more.

I'll be in the garage.

Van!

Van! No.

Pour it out. Okay. Van!

Sean. and thinks she's got a drinking
problem, then we're all going to be here

to support her.

From now on, this house is an alcohol
-free zone.

Yeah, yeah, our house, too.

I'm even going to give up drinking
coffee.

No, no, no. You guys, you can't do that.

That just creates a fake world.

The problem is not alcohol.

The problem is Cheyenne.

I can't change the world, but I can
change Cheyenne.

You learned all that from one meeting?
Yeah. Oh, okay, the meetings are the

coolest. First of all, you get to talk
about yourself for as long as you want.

And the people have to listen.

They even clap for you when you're done.

Oh, yeah, they even clap for the losers.
And believe me, there are a few losers.

Wow.

So, listen, Cheyenne, honey, you're an
amazing person.

I know you're going to beat this thing.
Sure you will. Yes, I know, I know.

It's just so heartbreaking to think of
all the people who are out there still

suffering. God, I remember what I was
like before I got help.

So what brings you by?

I just got through showing a house and
thought I'd pop in, see what you guys

were up to.

You know, just... say hello.

You want a glass of wine? Yes.

Thing's pretty tough over at your place,
huh? Oh, my gosh.

Look, I am completely, totally, 100 %
supportive of Diane on this.

That being said...

Dear Lord, that girl is driving me out
of my flipping bird.

Tell me, every morning I've got a new
pamphlet on the windshield of my car,

it always has some guy sitting at a bar
holding his head like this.

Can I maybe say something that maybe I'm
not supposed to say? Don't you always?

Is it possible, just possible, mind you,
that Cheyenne doesn't have a drinking

problem? I don't know.

She says she does, but I've never seen
it. Me either.

But apparently she's been drinking more
than any of us knew.

The scary thing is... She's been hiding

it.

It's just that Cheyenne has a bit of a
tendency to jump on bandwagons.

Remember when she wanted to change her
name to Condoleezza?

Is it possible she's overreacting?

Yeah, it's possible.

But if you're going to be wrong about
having a drinking problem, thinking you

when you don't is a lot better than
thinking you don't when you do.

Amen. Yeah.

Hey, man, what's up?

Nothing.

I just figured I'd, you know, come by,
see what you guys are doing.

You want a beer?

Yeah.

I was watching a baseball game having a
beer, right? So then I decide to make a

sandwich. And Cheyenne tells me that
it's dangerous to make a sandwich while

under the influence.

Do you know anybody that's gotten killed
by making a salami sandwich?

I mean... I do.

I do!

It's okay, it's only cure.

Well, since you're all loaded, maybe
this is... a good time to bring up the

gig. Yeah, Reba, have you given any more
thought to that?

Yes, I have.

And Kira, I think this is something you
really ought to do.

Are you serious? You're letting me go?
Yeah, but one of us need to go with you.

Great. I believe Motley Crue also tours
with a parent.

Your mother's right, Kira. Listen, I'll
rearrange my schedule. I'll go with her.

Great. To Kira and the band.

To Kira and the band.

So, what you guys up to?

Besides getting wasted.

Honey, we're not getting wasted.

We're just celebrating that Kira's band
has gotten their first out -of -town

gig. Oh, I see. It's a better way to
celebrate good news than to drench your

brains with poison.

Cheyenne, relax.

It's not like we're making sandwiches.

Not that we're talking about Kira's
band, because I wanted to talk to her

that, too. Can this wait? I want to go
call the guy. No, it can't wait.

Okay, I've been working on my 12 -step
program, and I'm up to step nine, which

is making amends with people.

You've been working on your program for
two days, and you're already up to step

nine?

Well, I skipped a bunch of boring ones.

Anyway, I realized that back when I was
using, I said some really horrible

things to you here about your band.

It's cool. Don't worry about it. Kira,
this isn't about you, okay? It's about

me.

All you really have to do is look at me.
Think you can handle that?

Yeah.

Anyway,

even though you said, like, ten billion
mean things to me and I've only said,

like, five mean things to you, I just
want you to know I'm sorry.

Mm -hmm.

Hello, you can clap.

Be sure and call me when you get there.

And before the show. And after the show.

And to say goodnight. And in the
morning.

Why don't I just call you now and we can
stay on the phone the whole weekend?

I know you're joking, but that'd work
for me.

Mrs. H, you got nothing to worry about.
She's just going to a military base with

a rock and roll band.

I mean, come on.

Hey, Kira.

I'm going to talk to the people at my
meeting about having your band play at

of our alcohol -free dances.

Wouldn't that be fun?

Gee, I don't know. We might already be
booked at a barn raising.

Cheyenne, I'm going to go see them off.
I'll be back later. Okay.

Oh, Kira.

Tell the soldiers I know what they're
going through.

Fighting my own war.

Don't tell them that.

Thanks for letting me do this, Mom.

I've told you how proud I am of you.

Hey, when I'm a big rock star, I'll use
you as my realtor to buy me a big

mansion.

Forget that. Just buy me a big mansion.

Oh, shoot. I forgot.

I got your band some carrot sticks and
juice boxes. Be right back.

Carrot sticks.

Rock and roll.

Hey, Cheyenne.

Hand me that.

What are you doing?

What?

A glass of wine?

Shine, I thought you were going to the
meetings.

Yeah, in the morning.

You know, honey, I don't know much about
this program you're going to, but isn't

drinking between meetings a little bit
of a no -no? Mom, I'm having a bad day,

okay? The school won't change my stupid
lab, and I need a drink.

You need a drink.

Okay, Mom, I do not have a drinking
problem.

Those people in the meeting, they
tricked me into thinking I do, but I

They just want me there because I'm
fascinating and I bring great donuts.

So you don't have a drinking problem?

No, of course not.

You're just the type of person that
needs a drink when they have a bad day.

don't need it, need it. You know, this
is exactly why I used to drink in my

room, because I didn't want some big
speech.

Oh. Well, if you don't need a drink,
give it to me. Hey, Mom, you know what?

don't know what the last year of my life
has been like.

It's just one big crap storm after
another.

From Van moving to Denver and then him
getting injured and losing his job, not

knowing what's going to happen to us,
all the pressures at school, it sucks.

Cheyenne, when did this drinking thing
start? Well, I don't know when.

You know, at some point, this tiny
little thought came into my head that

if I had a drink, I'd feel better.

One silly little drink.

And you know what I found out?

That it didn't work. No!

No, it did.

I did feel better. And two drinks made
me feel way better.

Until I'd wake up the next day with a
headache, and I was really aware of how

loud Van is.

So then I'd tell myself that I wasn't
going to drink again.

And I wouldn't.

For a while.

And something else bad would happen, and
that freaking little thought would come

back into my head.

You probably think this sounds really
weird.

No, baby, I don't.

I think it sounds like a drinking
problem.

I don't want...

A drinking problem.

Well, I don't want Barbara Jean living
down the street from me either, but crap

storms happen.

What am I going to do?

First thing you're going to do is put
the drink down.

Right there.

I'm scared, Mom.

I really am.

I know, but...

Hey, it's Katherine Hicks.

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