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Cheyenne, we're going to be in Denver
for two days. How much stuff did you
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Well, I need it because I dress
according to my mood.
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It feels like you're going to be awfully
moody.
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Don't make me pack my angry clothes.
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Not sexy.
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Mom, thank you so much for watching
Elizabeth this weekend.
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Oh, you're welcome. But when you get
back, you need to take her to preschool.
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The teachers are starting to think she's
mine.
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At your age, Mrs. H?
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Hey, thanks for watching her.
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I better get these out to the car. Yeah,
I don't want to miss our plane. I am so
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excited about going to Denver. Oh, you
are going to love my apartment. I know.
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Reva, big news.
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Kira's coming over any second to tell
you she met a boy. Oh, no.
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Now, she told me not to tell you, but I
had to tell you because she...
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Anyway, she's going to ask you
something, but I already said no, so
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okay?
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Oh, so the penguin says to the
bartender, this is my most casual
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All right, Regina, did you run over here
to beat me to mom?
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No.
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Okay, knock it off. So you met a boy.
Yeah.
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His name is Tim.
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He's really cute and really nice and
super smart. Oh, he sounds great.
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Yeah, but here's the deal. The problem
is I can't see him. And it's not because
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they're from different worlds.
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You know, like Danny and Sandy and
Grease.
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She's all like, Danny!
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You know, and he's like, well, I don't
know Sandy. You know me.
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You know Danny. You go to the phone book
and you don't know.
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It's the way you guys have set up the
rules. I'm not allowed to be with a boy
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alone in the house, and you guys are
never home.
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Oh, I see.
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So I was hoping you'd change them.
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Hold on to that hope.
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It'll help you through the tough times.
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That's what I told her.
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Too bad, so sad.
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Mom, I could have not said anything and
just snuck around to see him, but I
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didn't. I came to you guys first.
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You mean second.
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She was listening on the phone.
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She's talking on the phone and I was
trying to call my friends.
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Haven't I always been responsible? I
mean, doesn't that count for something?
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Well, you got a good point.
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Okay, you can bring your boyfriend here
after school. But there is one rule
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that's not up for debate, and it's the
same rule your grandma gave me.
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No boys upstairs and no hanky -panky
downstairs.
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Grandma said hanky -panky.
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Actually, she said something else that
I'm not comfortable repeating.
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Thanks, Mom.
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You're welcome.
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You're welcome from the both of us.
Okay.
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You need to skip to my luma, darling.
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A girl her age cannot be trusted with a
boy.
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He'll say she looks pretty, she'll
blush, and the next thing you know,
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the back seat of his B210 parked
underneath the water tower.
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Sure, it's my daughter, and I trust her.
Oh, and I don't get a vote in this?
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You're a step -parent. You get half a
vote.
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So, everybody in favor, say aye. Aye.
Everybody opposed, say nay. Nay. I win.
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I can't talk. I've got to run to the
market and get something for dinner.
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If you want to stay, I'd love to have
you.
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Sure. Can Chip stay, too?
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Is Chip here? Oh, I'd love to meet him.
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Mom,
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he's taken.
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Chip, this is my mom.
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Nice to meet you.
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At least he wore nice underwear.
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Kira, can I see you in the kitchen for a
minute? Sure, Mom.
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Isn't he cute?
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Probably. What's your guess?
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He's so smart and so sweet. And, Mom,
the best part? He's in a band.
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Well, that is the best part.
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Look, Kira, I've changed my mind.
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I don't feel comfortable with Chip
coming over here after school
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What? You just said this morning that I
could.
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Yeah, you know, but in order for a boy
to date my daughter, I have to be able
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pick him out of a lineup.
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You said you trusted me. I know, but I
have to trust him, too.
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Why doesn't he say anything?
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That's just not polite.
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Chip's shy.
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Shy?
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Yeah. You know, jails are full of shy
boys.
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just judging him on his looks. Hey,
don't blame me. You're the one that let
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see him.
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Okay, okay, fine.
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He can stay.
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Where are you going?
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In the living room with Willie Nelson
here.
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I thought you were going in the market.
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Nah, I don't need to.
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Then what are we going to have for
dinner?
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Um, gum and Cheetos.
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Okay, fine. Give me my coupons.
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Forgot my keys.
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Notice how unexpected that was?
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How did that light, you know, just pop
in unexpected -like?
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So I'll see ya.
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Or maybe I won't.
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my apartment. Oh, this thing's great.
You put an empty can of anything on
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the next day, gone.
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And this is the door to my apartment.
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And this is my apartment.
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Well,
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isn't it great?
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Well, it totally matches the hallway and
the elevator.
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Check this out.
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Huh?
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I can sit here and watch TV. I can sit
here and watch TV.
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Uh -oh.
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I'm a little thirsty.
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I hope I can see the TV from the
kitchen.
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I can.
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I can.
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I can see the TV from the bathroom if I
leave the door open and angle the
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mirror.
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Scared the heck out of the maid once.
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Well, you haven't gotten much chance to
do decorating, have you? Are you
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kidding?
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They had the fire evacuation plan in
this frame, but I chucked it.
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So do you like the place?
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I think I'm going to.
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It's weird. Every time I talk to you on
the phone, I picture what this place is
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going to look like, and, well, now I
know.
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It's like this.
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You know, when I talk to you on the
phone, I'm usually nude.
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Yeah, yeah, you tell me that every time.
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It's closed, right?
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Oh, look at there.
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Curtains.
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So, you want to see the bedroom?
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Well, don't you need to practice?
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Daddy needs a little practice.
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Oh, shoot.
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Football practice.
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I got to go.
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All right, we'll finish the tour later.
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Okay, I think I'm going to straighten up
a little bit. No, no, no, don't.
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Okay? If you're hungry, there's cereal,
but the prizes are gone.
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When I come back, we'll go out and see
Denver, or... Finish the tour?
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I love you so much. I love you, too.
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Oh, hey, and if you drink a can of soda,
put it out here. Okay.
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And you, you can watch TV from here.
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is ridiculous.
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One hour in the express lane.
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Mom, I've got my own problems.
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I want to watch Pokemon and cure her
friend. You're hogging the living room
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again. Oh, I'm sorry, honey, but they
have to be in there.
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Why can't they just go back upstairs?
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Did you say back upstairs?
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Yeah, they weren't curing them for like
an hour. Now they won't let me
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downstairs when Pokemon's on.
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Jake, are you sure?
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I think I know when Pokemon's on.
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you. Why?
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She broke the rules. She has to be
punished.
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She'll be mean to me. Last time I had
towels on her, she drew hands on my
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armpits with a marker while I was
sleeping.
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Okay, I won't tell her it was you.
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Did she draw the mustache on you last
week?
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No, that was me.
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I got my eye on this girl in the eighth
grade.
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Okay, Kara, play date's over.
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What? You heard me.
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He didn't, but you did.
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Me? Well, Chip, I guess I'll call you
later. Sorry about my mom. This is one
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those things I was telling you about.
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What was that all about? I think you
know.
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What, that you don't keep promises?
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Remember the rules we talked about?
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Yeah. Pretty easy to understand, uh
-huh. I guess. Yeah.
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Did you break the rules?
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No.
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Maybe I wasn't clear. Did you go
upstairs with that boy?
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Oh, that is clear.
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No.
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Kira, I want you to tell me the truth.
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Okay. Look me right in the eye. Okay.
Did you go upstairs with that boy? No.
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Look, I know something you don't know I
know. So given I know it, you should
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tell me. Okay. Do you have something to
tell me? No.
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Mom,
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I don't lie to you. You know me. But
Kira, I... I know, wouldn't bring a boy
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home that A, is in a band, and B, looks
like he's in a band.
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He's nice. I don't know that. I don't
even know if he has a face.
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You're grounded. I don't want you to
ever see him again.
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That's so unfair. I didn't do anything
wrong.
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Why do you treat me like this?
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Tell Willie to write a song about it.
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And she lied about it, so I grounded
her. Couldn't think of anything else to
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I think we should kill the boy.
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You wouldn't get away with it.
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I don't know. This is Texas.
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I'm pretty sure you'd never see it
coming.
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Quick question.
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When you grounded her, was it just for
your house, or was it for all our
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All of ours.
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Yeah, see, there's the rub. Yeah.
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You want me to punish her for something
I would have never allowed in the first
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place. You invited the boy over.
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I mean, why not just put on some soft
music and give him a nice bottle of
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Chianti?
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Barbara Jean, let it go.
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Reba, I tried to warn you.
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Teenagers are just adults with energy.
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You know, as Kira's father, I think I
should have been included in this.
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Oh, yeah? What would you have done?
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Well, I don't know. Maybe I would have
got some of my golf buddies together and
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thrown a scare into the boy.
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Yeah. The sight of four middle -aged men
in plaids speeding up the driveway in a
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golf cart would scare off anybody.
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Man, something smells like... Shut it!
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You're cooking!
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Yep, I've been busy, busy, busy.
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Van, what do you think about the place?
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Little touch of home.
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Little?
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Is there anything left at home?
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Well, the apartment was just so boring
before. It didn't make a statement of
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you are, and now it does.
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Oh, it sure does. But unfortunately,
that statement is, I'm Cheyenne.
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No, it's not. This isn't just my stuff.
This is our stuff, honey. Well, I don't
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know if you realize this, but most of
the stuff at home is your stuff.
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That is so not true. You have teddy
bears on your bed.
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Well? Guess what?
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You have teddy bears on your bed now,
too.
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I cannot have teddy bears on my bed.
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I'm a professional football player.
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Van, I cannot believe that you are
making such a big deal about just a few
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decorating things. A few decorating...
It looks like I live in a candle store.
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Yeah, but see, Cheyenne, you don't live
here.
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It's true, Cheyenne.
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You don't live here.
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I do.
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I should have known you'd come here and
try to Cheyenne up the place.
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Why would you say that? I don't do that,
Van.
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your precious apartment. How did you
want me to react, Van?
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I wanted you to like it.
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Well, I wanted to like it too, but I
didn't.
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So I added some stuff.
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Well, I don't need stuff for it to feel
like home. No one does.
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Except maybe Elton John.
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All I need is that.
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That picture right there.
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I can sit on this couch for hours
looking at that picture.
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During commercials.
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And when I do, it is home.
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I can't believe I'm going to say this,
but I understand that.
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How about before I leave, I'll take all
this stuff down?
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No, don't worry.
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As soon as you leave, I'm going to put
all this stuff out on the table in the
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hallway.
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I'm starving. Let's go get something to
eat. I'm cooking.
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I know.
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Hey, Jake, what you watching?
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The Weather Channel.
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More rain for Brazil.
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Listen, honey, I know it was pretty
scary telling me about your sister, but
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telling the truth is very important.
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So I got you this.
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Well, I got it for your grandma for her
birthday, but she kept trying to use it
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to make phone calls.
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Well, Kira called me a crybaby.
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She's crying now.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I really wanted to come downstairs
and hang out with him, but she said get
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lost and called me a baby.
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I thought you said she called you a
crybaby.
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Yeah, because then I started to cry.
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Oh.
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Jake, I thought you said they were
upstairs and you were downstairs.
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Uh, you were mistaken.
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Was that before or after Chip and Kara
locked you in your bedroom?
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After.
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That's interesting.
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Because you didn't say anything about
them locking you in your bedroom. I just
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made that up.
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Uh... Mom, please, I'm trying to
concentrate on this. Jacob Mitchell
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Are you lying to me?
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No.
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Did you lie about your sister and Chip
being upstairs?
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Yes. Nobody mocks me and gets away with
it.
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So did that boy even go upstairs?
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No. And I didn't know he was a boy.
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I thought he was an ugly girl.
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Big trouble, mister.
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No TV, no dessert, and Grandma gets her
cell phone back.
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Huh.
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I don't know if you've heard, but
there's more rain for Brazil.
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So I got a funny little story to tell
you.
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Turns out that I got some unreliable
information from my mole.
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In other words, I wasn't lying.
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Yes.
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So your grounding is off.
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And because I'm a big enough person to
admit I was wrong, you can't be mad at
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me.
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Gee, then everything's all better.
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Kara, I am so sorry.
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Honey, when you have a child...
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You try very hard to teach it good
values, and then one day you blink and
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all grown up, and you think to yourself,
did I teach him enough? Did I do a good
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job? Yes, you did a good job. You should
trust me. Honey, decisions about dating
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are adult decisions.
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And as much as I love you and trust you,
and as smart as you are, you're still
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just a 15 -year -old girl.
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I make bad decisions, and I'm 29.
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I looked you straight in the eye and
told you the truth over and over again.
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you didn't believe me.
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I know that now.
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I'm sorry.
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Wish there was a way I could make it up
to you.
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Yeah, me too.
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Jake was the mole.
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What?
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He's at the house, knocking himself out.
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