All language subtitles for reba_s04e05_surprise

I know it's late, but it's a funny
story. The guys on the team took me out

celebrate my new contract.

We had so much fun.

And yes, I had a few beers.

But don't you worry.

I didn't drive.

You can keep celebrating if you want to.

I have a headache.

I'm really sorry.

Yeah, that's what they usually say to me
in the morning.

It's okay, Van.

You went a little wild with your
teammates.

But you did the responsible thing. You
didn't drive drunk.

That shows good judgment.

Interesting. The first time he shows
good judgment, he's drunk.

It's okay, Van.

It's my fault I have the body of a 20
-year -old.

Talk about your body.

And can we not tell anyone else about
this, please?

Oops.

Did you tell Cheyenne?

I'm sorry, Van, but a story like this
one has a tendency to be told. Oh, yeah.

Hello, love of my life. Hello, tramp.

Watch out, that's my man you're talking
about.

Cheyenne, I can explain.

My buddies took me out. We kind of got
crazy.

But I didn't drive, right? Doesn't that
show good judgment?

Where was your good judgment when you
tried to sleep with my mom?

What are you saying? I'm ugly.

I made a little mistake.

I went into the wrong room. It's not
like I went into the wrong house.

Oh, Lord.

It could have been me.

There's a reason not to drink.

to go out with your stupid buddies
anyway.

Scully, take me to the stadium for some
media stuff I have to do.

Please stay here.

Oh, and my stupid buddies are proud of
me.

They think what I've accomplished is a
big deal. That's why I went.

Oh, my gosh.

Ben's right.

That's exactly it. I always tell him how
great the money is, but I don't think I

ever tell him how proud I am of him. I
don't know that any of us do.

And sometimes it's like he's seen as the
family goofball.

I can't imagine what that feels like.

Ow!

Why don't we throw Van a surprise?

of our own this afternoon.

I think it's a great idea.

And you know what, Mom? We should get
him something.

Whatever we get him, let's hide it in
Mom's room.

Uh, we should give him satellite for the
TV.

He's always wanted that.

I'll call the satellite company.

I'll bake a cake.

I'll write a speech.

I'll stand around and make sarcastic
comments.

Kira, it's a surprise party. Surprise
all of us by being pleasant.

but I'll call Dad. No!

I mean, you know, I will, okay?

I thought you two weren't talking.

Just because we're not talking doesn't
mean I can't talk to him.

So it hasn't gotten any better, huh?

Nope. They're worse.

Something's got to change.

So, you and Van, huh?

Okay, okay, my speech is almost
finished, but I'm not sure if I should

with a joke.

Not necessary. I'm sure the grammar will
provide plenty of laughs.

It's a speech, Kira. It doesn't have
grammar.

Is the guy from the satellite company
here yet? No, the girl called and said

he'd be here between nine and two, and
since it's almost four, I'm starting to

understand why she giggled.

Congratulations, Van, on your new
football contract.

We are all very proud of... You.

Satellite! Where have you been? You were
supposed to be here by 2.

I'm sorry. I started a fire at the last
house.

Well, it's too late now. The person
we're throwing the party for should be

any minute.

Ma 'am, if I don't do this today, you're
going to go to the end of my list.

Well, how long's your list?

I don't have a list.

Okay, fine, but hurry up.

Boy, your mom sure is a grouch.

I know.

Okay, all right, is everything ready?
Now, remember, when Van gets here,

everyone's going to yell surprise, and
then I'm going to make my speech.

Surprise!

Reba!

What is Brock doing here?

What are you talking about? You were
supposed to invite him.

I did.

I dropped his invitation in the mail on
the way over here.

I invited him.

Uh, is this a problem? No, no, come on
in. Van will be here any minute.

Barbara Jean?

Brock? How's the house? Just fine. How's
the condo?

Fine.

Henry here? Yes, he's watching a video
with Elizabeth upstairs.

Oh. Yeah.

Okay. Okay.

Surprise!

Am I the only one excited about this
party?

Ben's getting out of his car. Okay, all
right, everybody, come on. Here we go.

Nice and loud.

This is the one.

Not the one you asked for last night,
but a good one.

Van, I am so proud of you. And with all
the weird stuff that's happened to us in

our lives, sometimes it's hard for me to
just relax and realize that life is

good, but it is good.

And a big part of the reason that it's
good is because of you and all that

you've accomplished.

You are my hero.

Wow.

That was a beautiful speech. Honey, now
you say something, Vance. Come on, say

something. I've been traded to Denver!

Surprise!

You've been traded to Denver?

Yeah, I just found out. Wait.

Denver is going to come live with us?

Is that the guy from Denver?

No, Jake.

Man, why did they trade you? Because I'm
good.

You're good so they got rid of you?

No, I'm good so Denver really wanted me.
They're giving up two players to get

me. Two guys are coming here?

Easy, buddy. Stop.

Nobody's coming here.

I can move in if I make things easier
for you.

You'd make it easier on me if you just
pipe down and hook up that satellite.

We're getting a dish?

Oh, sweet.

I get to watch Telemundo.

And when I wanted to trade gear,
everybody said no.

Ben, we can't move to Denver. I've got
the school and Mom and Elizabeth got all

our friends. We can't move to Denver.

No, it's okay. I figured it out.

I moved to Colorado and finished the
season. I fly back on the off days.

You figured it out? How could you have
figured it out, Van, if you hadn't even

talked to me first? This affects me,
too.

Easy there, buddy.

I don't think he meant he figured it
out.

I think he meant he started to think
about how you and he could figure it out

together.

No, I figured it out. And I did it
before I talked to you because, you

sometimes you react like this.

React like what?

Easy there, buddy.

Getting all mad and negative.

And they're off.

Okay, why don't we just take a little
breather here?

All right.

Not you. Okay.

I'm all mad and negative? I think... No,
I don't.

Is that what you think, Van?

That I'm all mad and negative because I
don't... think we should tear our family

apart for some stupid football game? Oh,
and there it is. You just said it.

You're not proud of me. You only want to
have this party because you like cake.

Don't be mad at her. Everybody likes
cake.

Well, sorry, Cheyenne, for trying to
figure out a plan to make this all work.

Oh, well, not to be all mad and
negative, Van, but your plan doesn't

Tell them you can't go. I'm under
contract.

I have to go. I forbid it. Well, I un
-forbid it. Everybody, everybody stop

before this gets out of hand. I gotta
get out of here. Yeah, that's the

Which one you want?

I'll take Van.

I'll take Cheyenne. Oh, Reba, maybe you
should take Van.

After all, you slept with him.

And it's a good story, too.

Wow. Why would you guys even want to
watch TV?

He won't talk. She's still mad.

Yeah, Van's sprinting down the street.

I mean, I could have caught him, but not
in these shoes.

One heck of a surprise party.

Wait a minute, I smell smoke.

It's okay, I'll make a toast.

Man, this is a tough one for them to
figure out. Especially when they run

and won't talk to each other. Yeah,
well, they're kids.

Yeah, they think they know everything.

I don't know if he should go or not, but
all I'm saying is I would understand if

he did. I don't think he should go.

You don't?

Why? Because I think it'd be stupid if
he left his family and moved across the

country. Honey, Denver is not across the
country.

I think it'd be stupid if he left his
family and moved across town.

Oh.

Kira, what's going on with your father
and me is between us.

What are you, crazy?

It's not just about you.

It's my concern, too, and Henry's.

And I'll tell you something else.

Maybe the reason the kids run away and
don't talk is that's what we do in this

family. We run away.

We don't talk.

And nothing gets fixed.

But I haven't done anything, right?

I'm so sick and tired of being the only
grown -up around this place.

Ice cream.

Yeah, well, I think I'll go give the
only grown -up money for her rainbow

She's quite a kid.

Yes, she is quite a kid.

Sounds like she really wants us to talk.

Yes, she does.

Do you?

Well, what do you think about us?

I don't know, Barbara Jean.

It's like there is no us anymore. I
mean, all this separation has done is

separate us.

You're living at the house and I'm over
at the condo. We don't talk. We don't

work on anything.

And nothing gets fixed.

Right.

Maybe talking is the first step.

Maybe.

I mean, that'd be great.

Is that the ice cream truck?

I hope you didn't come out here to tell
me I was wrong because I wasn't wrong.

I came out here to tell you you missed
the ice cream truck.

Oh, ma 'am.

This is turning into a bad day.

Actually, I came out here to tell you
that I know that this is a really tough

thing that you and Cheyenne are having
to deal with. It's a really great thing.

That you and Cheyenne have to deal with.

She just, I don't know.

Sometimes I feel like she just doesn't
get it.

Just because they call football a game
doesn't mean it's a game.

Well, if they call it a job, nobody
would watch.

I love football, and I'm really getting
good, Mrs. H.

I mean, doesn't she realize it's the
most exciting thing to ever happen to

Sure she does.

But at the same time, it's probably the
scariest thing that's ever happened to

her. Hey, I'm the one who has to go to a
whole new team and prove myself.

What's scary about it for her?

Van, how many days have you two spent
apart?

since you started dating in high school?

I don't know. Not many, I guess.

She did go to that cheerleading camp
once, but that doesn't count because I

snuck out of my house and drove up
there. She met me at midnight down by

lake.

Not many, I guess.

So you being gone a lot is probably very
scary to her.

I know that. I do.

It's just my career.

Do you know who owns the team in Denver?

John Elway.

A guy in the Hall of Fame wants me to be
on his football team.

That's fantastic, Van.

I know, it should be.

You know what's the hardest part of this
whole grown -up thing?

Nothing. When you got the body of a 20
-year -old.

Can we not talk about your body?

No, the hardest part is that I'm, like,
living in two different worlds. I got my

football world, where everybody respects
me, and then I got my home world, where

everybody doesn't.

Everybody respects you around here, Van.

Not really.

But she should.

That little speech she made about me
being her hero? Well, nice thing to say

a speech, but we don't live in a speech.

We live in Houston.

Look, you're not the only couple in the
world that's gone through this.

Everybody has to balance their job and
their families, but you have to figure

out together. Yeah, well, how do you do
that?

A very smart lady once said, if you run
away and you don't talk, nothing gets

fixed.

Yeah, well, I'm guessing that very smart
lady was you.

Yes.

Yes, it was.

Well, maybe you should tell that to
Cheyenne.

I did.

I waited for you to come upstairs.

Yeah, well, I waited for you to come
down here.

Oh. Yeah.

Now that we know where each other was.

Listen, Cheyenne, I know this is a
little scary. Yeah, it is, Van. Well, I

want you to be scared. Well, fine.

But, Van, you were talking about going
away.

No, I'm talking about going away for a
little while because in the long run,

this isn't the best thing for us.

You want to know a secret?

I'm scared, too.

Van, you are not afraid of anything.

Except spiders.

That was a huge man -eating spider.

But yeah, I'm scared about this. I mean,
one of the greatest players in football

history traded to get me on his football
team because he thinks I can help it.

What if I don't?

What if he's wrong?

See, this is the part where you tell me
that you know I can do it, that I

shouldn't be scared.

I don't want you to go, Vian.

I need you to.

Okay? I need you here with me.

I'm sorry, Cheyenne.