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We're on a limited budget, Cheyenne.
Just because the diapers stay disposable
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doesn't mean you can't use them twice.
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What's going on?
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Oh, Van's being all cheap again because
he's waiting for the team to renew his
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contract. What's your agent say?
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I don't know. Let me ask him.
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Van, what do you think about trying to
get more money? Gee, Van, I think it's
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best not to rock the boat.
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He says it's best not to rock the boat.
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Van, you can't be your own agent.
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The team won't take you seriously.
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What if I use a fake accent on the
phone?
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That offers a bloody insult.
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Can you give us two more quid for the
trolley?
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Hey, you know what?
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I could negotiate your deal.
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Why, just yesterday I cried my way out
of a ticket.
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Are you both out of your minds?
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Van, you need a professional.
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A football career won't last forever.
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And you need to get all the money you
possibly can now.
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All right, fine. I'll get a real agent.
Good.
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Let Brock be your agent.
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I swear, I have to tell everybody to do
everything all the time, and I'm getting
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sick of it. Sick, sick, sick!
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That one's got a right hairy temper, she
does.
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Hey!
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Tell me who I want to be.
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A single mom who works too hard, who
loves her kids and never stops.
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Oh, if he left the priesthood for you,
the least you could do is go to Jamaica
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with him.
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Yeah, okay.
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Call me when you get back.
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Bye.
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Florianne's not flying in?
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No. I had so much I needed to talk to
her about.
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Well, you can talk to me.
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Oh, thanks, Cheyenne. But most of it was
about you, and you tend to take your
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side.
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Hey, Mom.
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Hey, girl in blonde jokes.
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Something about red hair, Kira.
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Your lucky mom's here.
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Congratulate me. The top agent in my
league might represent me. Wow, that's
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fantastic. Why not?
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Yeah, what's the catch?
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Well, she won't represent problem
athletes.
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So her big thing is to meet the family
and check them out.
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Wait, wait.
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So she's going to judge us?
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I hate being judged. I love judging.
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You better give me plenty of warning
before this woman comes over.
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She'll be here in two hours. What?
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Just deciding what to wear takes two
hours.
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Hold on, Michael. I'll be in my closet.
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Don't worry, Van. We'll make you proud.
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Proud? Look around this place, buddy.
You live with the divorced mother of
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teenage bride due to pregnancy, whose
dad ran off with his dental assistant,
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also with child.
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I may claim to be pregnant just to fit
in.
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She's right.
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We're practically circus people.
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Practically? Put Barbara Jean in a tiny
car and we can sell tickets.
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Jake, why are you wearing last year's
church suit?
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Ben told me I had to dress up if I
wanted to come out of my room so I
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make him look bad.
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Where's your new suit?
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Remember for Halloween, how I asked if I
could be a businessman who got stabbed
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a thousand times, but you said no?
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Well, I kind of already made the
costume.
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I'm sending myself to my room now.
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So, how do I look?
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Cheyenne, my agent's a woman. Put those
away.
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Guys, just calm down.
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Everything's going to be fine.
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Here we go. Here we go.
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Is the sports agent here?
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Oh, man, this is so exciting.
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Jerry Maguire is my favorite movie ever.
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I have written Tom Cruise over 1 ,500
letters.
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Mrs. H, the circus is in town.
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Barbara Jean, I'm sure the agent just
wants to meet the family.
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I am family.
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And I would never miss a family meeting.
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Especially when I'm all alone over there
in that great big house, care off at a
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concert. Walls closing in, bottle of
Jack calling my name.
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Yes,
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Ted, I'm sure it's a very, very nice
offer. You know what I think I'm going
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do? I'll take it home and put it in the
bottom of my birdcage. Now listen to me,
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Ted. It's very simple.
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My client makes your fans happy. And
happy fans buy tickets and pay for
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and enjoy that expensive tinkle water
that you call beer.
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I'll get that to you.
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I'm so sorry.
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Sadie Owens. Reba Hart. I'm Van's mother
-in -law. That was awesome.
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Tinkle water.
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Oh, this is my wife, Cheyenne. Hi, nice
to meet you. Barbatine Hart.
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Hey, we've been at the same last name
because I married her ex, Brock.
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We're currently separated, but his
teenage daughter, Kira, still lives with
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even though Brock moved out.
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He's on pills.
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So, should we all sit down?
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Oh, please sit. Yes, yes.
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So this is my home.
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These are my peeps.
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Sadie, I just love that Jerry Maguire.
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When Cuba Gooding Jr.
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asked Tom Cruise if he shoplifted the
pootie... I about spit up.
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Yeah, it was a great film. Now, do you
mind if I get to know the other people
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here? Right.
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Sadie, if you're wondering what kind of
guy Vanny is or what his family's
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like... Well, I can assure you we're not
perfect, but we do have lots of love.
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As a matter of fact... She said zip it!
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So, Sadie. Oh, I just love that name.
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How do you spell that? With a Y or an I
-E?
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I don't think anyone spells it with a Y.
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So what's an I -E?
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Knock it off, Cheyenne.
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What do you care how she spelled it?
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Would you ask her something bad? I will.
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So how long have you been spelling it
that way?
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You threw me over.
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Hey, everybody. Sorry I'm late.
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Barbara Jean.
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Brock.
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Mr. H., I'm so glad you're here. This is
Sadie Owens.
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Brock Hart.
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Hi. So, wow.
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A woman sports agent, huh?
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Yes, you know, women have made great
strides in the last hundred years.
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Great. Between you and your daughter,
you're killing me.
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
It's just that, for a while, I thought I
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might represent Van.
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Oh, are you an agent?
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I'm a pro golfer.
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And a part -time dentist.
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Oh, you're the one on the pill.
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Isn't he hilarious?
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Don't you just want to laugh at him?
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We have company judging us.
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Barbara Jean, just because we're not
living together doesn't mean we can't be
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civil. Oh, Sadie, could you move the
table? I'm going to roll around with
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laughter.
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Why are you being so hostile? You're the
one who asked me to move out. Oh, and
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you just sprinted towards the door,
didn't you, big fella? Barbara Jean, Mr.
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kitchen, now, so we can celebrate how
well this is all going.
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Somebody... put on a few in the keister.
Oh, yeah, that'd stop you from looking
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at it, wouldn't it? Oh, yeah, I'll look
at it. I'll look at it.
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Cheyenne, why don't you tell Sadie how
you're studying to become a dentist? Oh,
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yeah. I just really want to help teeth.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm just really nervous, and I'm trying
really hard not to say the wrong thing,
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but I keep saying the wrong thing.
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They should have never gotten me
pregnant and married at 17. Oh, my God!
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Well, those are his peeps.
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Look, I don't expect any family to be
perfect.
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I have kids and an ex -husband and a
crazy family of my own. Yeah, but you
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hadn't met all of them. Our other
daughter, Kira, she lives with her dad.
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Well, I have a daughter who lives with
her father, too.
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Oh, really? Yeah, I miss her like crazy,
but she makes his life so miserable
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that somehow it all evens out.
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We have a lot in common.
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You know, I was just saying this
morning, how I miss having somebody I
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relate to.
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It gets lonely sometimes.
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Tell me about it. I started talking to
my bird.
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But you, I mean, I don't understand how
you can be lonely.
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Well, you know, my girlfriend, she moved
away, and she was supposed to come
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visit this weekend, but she had to
cancel because she's in this new
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relationship.
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Well, maybe you'll meet someone new.
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Yeah, that'd be nice.
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Hey, you know what?
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Maybe you and I could get together
sometime and hang out.
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Really? Yeah.
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Well, yeah, sure.
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You know, this is wild because this is
actually what I've sort of been hoping
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would happen ever since I switched
teams.
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Teams?
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But if you're an agent, how can you...
No, no, not sports teams.
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Yeah, I got a divorce and then I
realized I'm gay.
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Oh.
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It's just another thing we have in
common.
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Oh. No, it's okay. No, Van already told
me you were gay.
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So Van told you I was gay.
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Was he not supposed to? I'm sorry. I
mean, he was so upfront about it. Well,
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truth is, he said you were super gay.
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He did, did he?
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Oh, he always was a talkative little
poot.
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Yeah, just talk, talk, talk.
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Could you excuse me just for a second?
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Let me ask you a question, Van.
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Why did you tell Sadie I was gay?
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What? I never said that. Why would I say
that?
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Did you tell her I was super gay? Oh,
yeah. Stop!
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Well, I didn't mean to. It's just Sadie
and I were talking about our favorite
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cities, and I said I really like
Lubbock, and she mentioned San
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wanted to sound clever and make a joke,
but I don't know anything about San
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Francisco but cable cars and gay people.
Van!
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So I made a joke about gay people, and
it wasn't funny, apparently, because she
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looks at me kind of offended and says,
Van, I'm gay.
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Do you have a problem with gay people?
I'm like, no, no, not at all. My mother
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-in -law's super gay.
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You're going to go right in there right
now and tell her the truth. Wait, Mrs.
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H, if she knows I lied, she'll refuse to
represent me. Believe me, lesbians do
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not find this kind of thing funny.
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They really don't.
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And Mrs. H, if she doesn't represent me,
then all the other agents will think
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there's something wrong with me. And
then who will be my agent then?
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The golfing dentist with the bad accent?
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I can't keep rationing diapers, Mom.
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And I want things.
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Shiny, fancy things.
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Maybe you could just go with it for a
few minutes.
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Yeah, come on, Reba. What's a few
minutes?
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Yeah, just don't go to Massachusetts,
Reba.
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They're making them get married.
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It's a little more complicated than just
fibbing about it for a few minutes.
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I may have already asked her out.
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Wait a second, Mom. What exactly did you
say?
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Well, that maybe we could hang out
sometime together.
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Well, that seems pretty in a sense.
Because my girlfriend moved out of town
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I was lonely.
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All right, just hang on a second. Saying
maybe we could hang out doesn't mean
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you ask her out on a date. Yeah.
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Really? Absolutely. You got nothing to
worry about.
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Hey, guys, there's a boy in a tiny suit
in there watching TV.
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I'm sorry.
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I was just coming out.
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Oh, the kitchen. I was just coming out
of the kitchen. Look, I have
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to go anyway, but it's been real. No,
wait a second, wait a second. This isn't
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my real family.
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They're circus people. All right, Van,
Van.
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I like them, and I'm looking forward to
representing you.
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What? You mean my agent? Mm -hmm.
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It was great meeting you. Oh, thank you
so much. Thanks.
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I am so glad that's over with. I have
never done myself in that situation
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Hey, Reba, I almost forgot.
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How about I pick you up tomorrow night
at 8 and we can hang out?
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Super.
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your mother? It's almost time for her
date.
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Van, I would stop calling it that. And
stop singing that song about her and
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Sadie in a tree.
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Did I miss it? Did you take pictures?
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Oh my gosh, did they look adorable?
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Oh, Reba.
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You're definitely going to be the pretty
one.
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I don't think I can go through with
this.
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Mom, this is really important for our
future, okay?
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Sadie could take his career to a whole
new level.
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Sadie's a nice person. I don't like
lying to her.
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Mrs. H., I know this has been tough on
you, but I promise you, the second the
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deal is done, I will tell Sadie the
truth.
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I don't care what she thinks about me.
You are more important to me.
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Hey, I've got big news.
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What news?
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Is it about my deal? Is it done?
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Is it good?
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Well, if you consider a 25 % raise and
an added third year good, then yeah, I'd
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say it's pretty good. 25 % third year?
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So it's all done?
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It's all done.
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We are so rich!
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I'm so happy for you, man.
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Thanks, Mrs. H.
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Sadie, there's something I need to tell
you. I know, and you're welcome.
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But you just wait.
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Until you see how badly we're going to
nail them on your next three -year deal.
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Have a nice dinner.
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Yep.
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Barbara Jean, could you give us a
minute, please?
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Oh, sure.
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Oh, by the way, I have a suggestion on
where you guys can go.
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I have a suggestion where you can go,
too.
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I thought gay people were jolly.
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Okay, Reba, what's going on?
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Well, here's the thing.
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It's a little bit funny, depending on
your sense of humor.
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You see, I'm a tiny little bit less gay
than Van said I was.
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Oh, so you're not super gay.
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No. I have no powers of gayness
whatsoever.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry.
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When Van told you that, he was just
trying to cover up some lame joke of
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see. I see. I mean, you should have
known this happens to me all the time.
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See, I got no gaydar.
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How am I supposed to meet women? I got
no gaydar. I got no dates. I got
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It's because I'm no good.
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I'm bad. I am a bad lesbian.
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Well, for as long as I've been a
lesbian, I can tell you, it's not easy.
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You know, when you come out of the
closet, they never tell you how hard
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going to be. You know, the TV shows and
the magazines, they make it look so
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easy. Oh, yeah, get out in the world.
The women are waiting for you. Well, you
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just look out there and tell me if you
see any available women.
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Yeah, it's ugly out there.
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I don't know, I just... I just get a
little lonely sometimes, that's all.
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Yeah, I know.
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Like when your best friend moves away
and you think you found someone you
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be friends with, but then you blow it by
pretending to be gay.
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Well, why do you think you blew it?
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Well, if you lied to me, I wouldn't want
to be friends with you.
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Reba, I'm an agent. I'm gonna lie to
you.
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We both lie. That's another thing we
have in common.
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So I guess that means we can still go to
dinner.
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Well, I'm going to have to cancel the
violinist, and you're going to have to
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your own way.
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Hey, you're not the kind of friend who
runs off to Jamaica with a nun, are you?
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Oh, won't make that mistake twice.
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Wait a second.
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I don't even wear contacts.
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Where are you guys going?
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Out to dinner. Don't wait up.
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Oh, my gosh.
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She turned Reba.
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Elizabeth's going to have two grandmas.
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