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I love you, Rhonda.
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Van!
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Oh,
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good morning, Van.
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Van, this is H. If Cheyenne asked, I
would not out driving my new sports car.
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Now, the caterpillar turns into a
butterfly?
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I did not see that coming.
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Hey, Van, is that the book where the
caterpillar drives his fancy Mustang?
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I knew it.
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Van, you have to choose.
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It's me or Rhonda.
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Rhonda? Oh, Van named his car Rhonda.
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You ever met a Rhonda that wasn't after
your man, Mom?
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Nope.
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He won't even let me drive it. Her.
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Drive her.
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And now we have to go pick up Elizabeth.
And since Rhonda doesn't have back
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seatbelts, we have to borrow your car
again.
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Oh, no, not again.
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You guys never fill it up. And the other
day, there was a taco underneath my
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seat.
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That doesn't make it yours.
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Ben, we're parents now. We should have a
car like Mom's. It's practical and
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boring and responsible.
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And beige. Uh -uh, uh -uh.
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Harvest gold.
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Harvest beige.
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It's true, Mrs. H. Your car's a dull,
beige, yawn -mobile.
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But we need to borrow it.
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Okay, fine. Take my beige, boring car.
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Might not be hot and sexy, but by golly,
you can put three bags of fertilizer in
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the trunk.
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It's real pretty, Jake. By the way,
chicks love that.
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Hey, Mom.
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Hey. I need a ride to basketball
practice.
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Jake, Van and Cheyenne just took my car.
You gotta tell me these things.
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Okay.
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Mom, I need to ride back.
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Okay.
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We'll just take Van's car. It's right
outside.
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I don't think Van wants anybody driving
his car.
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Did he specifically tell you not to?
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No. Then it's not a rule. Just like you
never specifically told him he can't eat
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peanut butter straight from the jar.
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He uses a spoon, right?
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He kind of makes one with his fingers.
Oh, gross.
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Come on, Jake.
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As soon as I drop you off, Rhonda and I
are going to go buy some peanut butter.
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Who's Rhonda?
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Guy with a family buys a silly car like
this.
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I think it's cool.
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Not cool.
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Not bad.
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cowboy I'm gonna name you Ron
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With gentle hands and the heart of a
fighter, I'm a
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survivor.
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Hey, Mom. Hey.
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So, Jake said you were driving really
fast.
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He thinks you're cool.
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a punk and a Camaro little lesson when
the light turned green?
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Hey, Mom.
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Guess what?
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We need to borrow your car again.
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Why? Here are a few clues.
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Van, Rhonda, dumb move.
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No problem.
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Here you go. All right.
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We're family, and families share.
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I share my car with you, and who knows,
maybe Van one day will share his car
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with me.
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Apples and oranges.
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Oh, no.
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Nick and Van's car is my thing.
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All right, but it would be a shame if
Van found out somehow.
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You wouldn't. Why not? I'm from a broken
home.
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Fine, but you gotta wear that. A scarf?
Mom, come on.
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Oh, yeah.
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Rhonda has a dress code.
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Oh,
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well, wow.
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I hate basketball.
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I had to guard a girl.
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Little Zoe Levin lit him up like a
Christmas tree.
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So, uh, what's at the get -up?
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Well, it's, uh... Mother Daughter Day.
Yeah. Where? In the 50s?
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No, uh... At the Scarf Museum.
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It's great if you're into scarves. I
want to go. No, you don't.
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First hundred people get a new scarf.
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As long as you are my son, if you are
not going to the scarf museum.
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Jake's right. I am cool.
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Did you see that guy's face? He didn't
want to race me.
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It was a school bus, Mom.
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I had a kid with me, too. Didn't make me
a chicken.
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Stop telling me to be careful.
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Please tell me I hit you.
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How bad is it?
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Oh, I don't think it even made it. Oh,
good Lord, there it is. Oh, no.
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What are we going to do?
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We? We weren't driving. You were
driving. Oh, no. You were my accomplice.
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when we were on the road, but when we're
standing on the driveway, I'm just an
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eyewitness. She did it, officer.
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the trash out, those trash cans wouldn't
have been there. You told me to. And
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you didn't? What's up with that?
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Fine. Blame the teenage daughter.
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No.
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I'm the adult.
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I was driving. I'll take responsibility.
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Maybe you don't even have to tell them.
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Yes, I have to. It's the right thing to
do.
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Is it really?
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Think about it, Mom.
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Van loves that this car was in perfect
condition, and now that there's a
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on it, that love will be tainted.
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Tainted love.
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They've written songs about it.
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I've been stalling van for an hour. He
wanted to go out to drive, but I told
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he had to clean the attic. Have you
found a body shop yet? Yeah. Hank
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the auto mender.
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Guaranteed to fix your fender in under
an hour, which didn't rhyme, but it's
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good time.
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You can have it done by five.
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Let's go.
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Where's the kid?
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Where's the car?
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Well, wherever they are, I bet they're
together.
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If the car's not out there, then he must
be out driving it. I'm not out driving
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it. Van, I thought you were up cleaning
the attic.
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Yeah, Mrs. H.
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What's the rush with the attic all of a
sudden?
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Van, if the stuff that I stored away and
forgot about is dirty, then why would I
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bother keeping it?
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Barbara Jean bar.
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Barbara Jean?
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I thought you had a rule nobody could
drive your car.
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No, there's no rule. You just need to
sign the Rhonda pledge.
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Simple, six -page document.
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And you know why she signed it?
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Because she gets it.
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Gets what?
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About a week ago, Rhonda and I spotted
each other across a crowded used car lot
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and made a very special connection.
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And yet everybody has been really
critical, especially you and Cheyenne.
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Sorry, we didn't know Rhonda could hear.
Oh, we hear.
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The comments, the looks of scorn, we
hear them, and they hurt.
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You hear the looks of scorn? I heard
that one!
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Ben! Reba!
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Ben!
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Oh, thanks a million for letting me
borrow Rhonda. No thanks necessary,
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Jane. See page four of the pledge.
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Well, I'm gonna go for a spin.
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Oh, wait!
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Ben, did you, um, vacuum the attic?
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Did I vacuum the attic? Yeah. Did I
vacuum the attic?
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Oh, I put a huge scratch on Van's car.
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Where, back left?
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Yeah, how'd you know?
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Lucky guess.
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Oh.
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Oh, Reba, why me? What have I done to
deserve this?
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It's almost like God is punishing you
for stealing my mom's husband.
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Here, I think we've moved past that.
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Well, of course. we have.
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I mean, me taking Brock is what brought
us all together.
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You know, it's what turned us into one
big happy family, right?
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Yeah, until you wrecked Van's car.
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Gosh,
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Van is gonna lose it when he finds out I
wrecked his car.
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He really is. He gets that look where
his two eyebrows merge together.
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And he looks like that Muppet that lives
in the trash can.
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Barb Jean, even though I know this is
totally your fault, I'm willing to help
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out. Now, go ask Van to borrow his car
again. We'll take it down to Hank
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Bender's auto shop, and he can have it
ready by five.
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How do you know that?
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Well, it's Hank Bender. He's a legend.
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Don't mention this to anybody. Not a
word. Great.
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I scratched Van's car.
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You scratched Van's car?
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Yeah. Why did I sign that ever
-loving...
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Pledge. Pledge. Van's car again.
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Okay, okay. All right. Do I look guilty?
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Not at all.
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Good.
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Good.
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It was me.
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I scratched Van's car.
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Whoa. What? You?
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Yeah, I was walking by her, and she gave
me one of those smug looks, so I
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whacked her with my purse.
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On the back left?
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Yeah, how'd you know?
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Lucky guess.
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down on me.
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Okay, it doesn't matter who scratched
the car. No matter who scratched the
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Barbara Jean scratched the car.
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Okay, okay, got it.
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Oh, I can't face them.
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Oh, my jaw hurts.
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Stop grinning. Okay, look, we'll take it
down to the body shop. If any comes
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down from the attic, distract him. All
right, but hurry. At some point, we're
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going to run out of shiny objects.
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You know, now that I look at it...
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that old lady going to put that scratch
here?
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Oh, yeah, they're cagey. Yeah.
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Let's get out of here, old babe.
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Hey! Van!
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Yeah, it's me, Van.
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How? What are you doing?
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Well, 2 .15.
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Every day at this time, I wipe her down
with a chamois.
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Sweet.
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What are you guys doing? Bird watching.
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Woodpecker, nature's lumberjack.
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Van, you need to go inside right now.
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Why?
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Look, a squirrel.
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Oh.
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Cheyenne's got a surprise for you
inside.
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Really? Uh -huh.
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Oh, I love surprises. I know.
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Okay.
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Be back, honey.
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Nature's lumberjack? I know.
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That's the beaver. I panic.
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You were going to give him a surprise.
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I don't have a surprise.
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Well, then make up something.
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Ta -da!
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Oh, my gosh!
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Tissues?
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This is my big surprise.
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Is there something underneath there?
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It's for your car.
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Yeah. I see it. Yeah, for your car.
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Remember the other day when we were
driving and you sneezed?
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Yeah, it's a great gift. You'll always
see those people driving, having nose
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trouble. Yeah.
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What a better world it would be if
everybody had a tissue when they needed
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Hey,
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Ben,
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guess what I just saw?
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Not now, okay, buddy?
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I'd be in a bad mood, too, if there was
a huge scratch on my car.
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What? There's a huge scrape on your car.
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Show me.
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Hmm. Maybe he's okay with it.
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something to say.
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Kira and I went to the scarf museum,
which is not as exciting as it sounds.
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Yeah, well, I was just about to say
that's the original paint job, which
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that it's old paint, which can't be very
expensive, so how's ten bucks?
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Ten bucks?
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Ten bucks stinks!
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They had calmed down.
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No big deal?
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No big deal?
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Listen, it's no big deal. What if
somebody borrowed your... What is
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you love?
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Peanut butter. Well, there you go. What
if somebody borrowed your peanut butter?
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You threw me off by saying peanut
butter.
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And I know you know I use my fingers.
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Then we will pay whatever it takes to
get your car fixed.
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Up to ten bucks.
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Barbara Jean, who's going to repair the
scratch in my soul?
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Because you put that scratch there.
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And the worst part is you signed the
Rhonda Pledge.
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Say it with me. I hereby promise to
uphold sanctity. I
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didn't read it. I just skimmed it.
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Well, you should never sign anything
without reading it.
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Anne, stop torturing the woman.
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The truth is... It was me.
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I scratched Rhonda with my purse.
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And I'm glad I did it.
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You did it? Mm -hmm.
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My own... flesh and blood by marriage?
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Yeah, and you were just gonna let me
take the blame?
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Oh, Rhonda was right about you.
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Look, I was jealous, okay?
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Van talks about this car like it's
another woman.
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Okay, it's driving me nuts. It's just a
stupid car. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
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easy. Honey, that's the man's car you're
talking about.
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I shall never trust you or forgive you
again. Shall?
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Mm -hmm. Shall? Since when do you... to
say shall you big jerk all right
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everybody just calm down this is going
far enough i'm a jerk i got a scratch in
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my car and i'm a jerk well i think
anybody who puts the scratch there with
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purse shall be a jerk stop saying shall
shall shall shall shall who
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are you cheyenne i mean what else don't
i know about you oh well you obviously
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don't know that i won't take a back seat
to your car
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Your wife's getting my pledge. Six
pages?
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Single speech?
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Oh, come on!
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Rhonda is tearing us apart! I
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did it!
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I did it.
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I scratched your car. Not you, not you,
not you. Me!
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Kira, was there? Ask her.
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Kira, is it true?
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It's true.
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And there is no scarf museum.
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What?
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And even if there was, no.
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You know, when I stepped on the gas
pedal and that engine roared, it spoke
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me. It said, drive me, you sexy redhead.
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It was you.
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No way.
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She's too responsible.
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That's why I did it. You all see me as
this responsible, sensible person that
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would never do anything dangerous, wild,
or fun.
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Well, guess what?
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I'm not beige.
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There's a side of me that has a need for
speed.
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Reaper? Oh, yeah.
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Side of me that needs to burn rubber.
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You burn Rhonda's rubber?
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Baby into gear, crank up the stereo,
forget all your troubles, and show that
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punk in a Camaro a thing or two.
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Mom? Wow.
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Ripper? I shall never look at you the
same way again.
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Ben, Ben, I'm sorry I dinged your car.
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But I get it now.
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Rhonda and me, well, we're just two bad
girls looking for trouble.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go
bake brownies for Jake's field trip.
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Does mom wear a scarf when she bakes?
Never.
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Where are my keys?
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Mrs. H, you have to stop!
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