All language subtitles for reba_s03e15_brock_s_mulligan

Hey. Hey. Let's go, Van. We got an 8 .30
tea time.

Oh, Dad, this is so cool that you're
taking him golfing. Van is totally

He's been up half the night practicing
yelling four.

Cheyenne, honey, if your husband's going
to be a golfer, you'll have to learn to

listen to golf stories. Oh. Yeah. I find
it's helpful to keep a thumbtack in

your hand and squeeze it every few
minutes.

Hey, I don't know if I mentioned it, but
I placed second in the club

championship. The pivotal moment, it was
a... Hang on. Let me get a thumbtack.

Four? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Come on, Van.

We're going to play golf, not miniature
golf.

Hey, what you up to?

Well, I'm going golfing here with Mr. H.
Oh, I got to get a boombox for the

cart. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You're going to Brock's stuffy old
country club looking like that?

No, he's not. Cheyenne, go lay out some
big boy clothes for Van.

Hey, I'm trying to create a new image
now that I'm playing arena ball. Oh,

him about the photo shoot.

There's this photo shoot. Van and I are
getting our pictures taken at a photo

shoot.

It's for the team program.

I really want a unique look. Yeah. I
call it Van -tastic. Oh.

I really want to look hot.

I call it...

Looking hot. Oh.

Hey,

I'm really glad you guys are here.

Whoa.

You've never said that before.

My palms are sweaty.

Karen and I had a great conversation
last night when she slept over.

She told me about some of the colleges
that she's considering.

College? Man, where did the time go?

More importantly, where did it come
from?

Well, thank goodness we started that
college fund when she was little. Oh, I

went online and checked that.

Yeah, how'd it do during the bear
market?

Well, let's just say that Yogi got the
picnic basket.

We need to put some cash back in that
fund. Now, I'm making some cuts around

here, and I was hoping you'd be willing
to help out.

Yeah, you bet. We'll make some cuts,
too. We can start shopping at the bulk

store. And doing our own auto repair.

Yeah, we can save millions refining our
own oil.

I think we need to find some bigger
cash.

So think about it, and we'll talk about
it again in a couple of days.

All right.

Ready to go. Finally. Oh, and I got us a
caddy.

Hope you like Snoop Dogg, Dad.

Hey!

My roots are planted in the past. Though
my life is changing fast.

With gentle hands and the heart of a
fighter, I'm a

survivor.

Hey, Brockholm? Oh, he had a business
meeting.

Would you like some soda from the bulk
store?

I'm not really sure what flavor it is.

Yeah, I went shopping down there too.

Say, if you ever need any peaches, and I
mean ever, just let me know. Thanks.

Hey, do you need your oil changed? Nah,
I'm good. Okay.

Actually, I came down here to talk about
money. This nickel and dime stuff isn't

going to do the trick for the college
fund.

But I've come up with a way of making
some big -time cash.

Brock should sell his country club
membership.

You can sell a membership?

It has to be your membership, right?
Yeah, that's the catch.

Brock's had this membership for 15
years, which means he could make a nifty

little profit.

Oh, yeah, but leaving the club, that
would be a huge deal for Brock. He loves

golf. Yeah, he does.

Anybody who's seen his naked lady golf
tee knows that.

Okay, so here's the deal. You sell the
membership, put the money into Kira's

college fund, and still have a decent
amount of money left over. Oh, you, my

tangy red -headed neighbor, are a
genius. Yeah.

You know, and I know exactly what I
would do with a little extra do -re -mi.

What's that? Put in a pool.

A pool?

Mm -hmm, absolutely.

And then I get one of those hilarious
signs that says, Welcome to our ool.

You'll notice there's no P in it.

Please keep it that way.

Wouldn't that be a hoot?

I think Brock would really like a pool.

And it would be something that we could
do together as a family.

A pool might be just the thing.

When he gets home, I'll tell him that
you want to talk to him about something.

Or you could talk to him about it. Oh,
Reba, this is a big decision.

It only seems right it be between a man
and his ex -wife.

Barbara Jean said you wanted to talk to
me.

Presenting the Arena Football League's
new power couple, Verne and Cheyenne

Montgomery.

Yo, Sinatra, Sammy and Dino are waiting
out in the limo.

Wow, check it out.

You guys look great.

program. People save those things.

We're going to be immortal.

Oh, I got to see this. What time are
they coming? Oh, we're going to do it

at the arena, not here. I don't want it
to look like I live with my mother -in

-law.

You do live with your mother -in -law.
But I don't want it to look like it.

I mean, we are totally grateful for the
sacrifices you've made, Mrs. H.

Oh,

hey, check this out.

What do you think for our pose for the
picture?

You look so French.

Croissant. Croissant.

Oh,

boy.

Is there anything like the excitement of
just starting out in life? I mean, you

got nothing but your dreams.

Problem is when you're young.

You know, realize that your dreams are
the most valuable thing you'll ever

Have you been listening to your Peter,
Paul, and Mary albums again?

Sit down, Brock. I want to talk to you.
I want to talk to you, too. You know,

it's funny because it kind of relates to
what Van said just now about all the

things that you gave up for them. That
was very inspirational.

Really? Because giving something up is
very inspirational.

And maybe you can have the opportunity
to be inspirational, too, real soon.

You know, I've been thinking about that
a lot lately. I mean, am I just saying

stuff to the kids or am I actually
living it? Ah, the old talking the talk

versus walking the walk.

Every parent's nightmare.

Exactly. I mean, you can talk till
you're blue in the face about what it

to make your dreams come true. But
unless they see that you're willing to

sacrifice, it doesn't mean a thing. I
agree with you.

Bet you hadn't heard me say that in a
while.

So, to recap what we're both agreeing on
here.

is that giving up something is very
inspirational.

Definitely. Oh, man, I don't know what
the heck made me think of this, but I

have just the suggestion to help you do
that. Oh, I don't need a suggestion.

I already have a way. I just haven't
told anyone yet. Well, tell me, because

going to laugh my head off if it's the
same thing I was thinking of.

Are you planning on giving up the
country club?

What? No.

That'd be crazy.

I'm going to quit my job.

You're going to quit your job?

Yes, ma 'am.

Brock, you work for yourself.

Is it because your boss is a jerk?

I'm going to sell that office.

It's time to get back in the dream
business.

But I thought your dream was to be a
successful dentist.

No, no, it was to be successful.

I picked dentistry because I thought I
could do well at it, and I have.

Okay, wait a minute. So far it all
sounds sane.

But where exactly does the train of
thought go flying off the track?

Is this because we were trying to find
money for a curious college fund?

No, no, that's not the reason, although
it will mean that there's money for

that. No, you know, I've been thinking
about this for a while.

I want to live my life in a way that
inspires our kids to follow their own

dreams. So you think quitting is
inspirational?

Well, you haven't heard what I'm going
to do instead of dentistry.

What, make cuckoo clocks?

You ready?

I doubt it.

But go on.

I... I'm going to play professional
golf.

Golf? Yes, on the Hooters Tour.

Well, why didn't you just say that?

What the heck's wrong with you? The
Hooters Tour?

Yeah, it's an actual tour. There are a
lot of them. It's like the minor leagues

of golf.

I'm going to sell the practice.

and use the money as a nest egg while I
work my way up. Then, in a few years,

I'm going to get my PGA card, and I'm
going to shoot for the senior tour.

Is this some kind of midlife crisis?

Because you dumping me for the blonde
was supposed to be your midlife crisis.

You only get one!

Dan and Cheyenne just walked out of here
with the life bursting out of them

because they're trying to follow their
dreams. I want that.

This is your dream?

Brock, we were married for 20 years. I
never heard you say anything about

playing professional golf.

I thought about it a lot.

Well, if thinking about it is all it
takes to make it happen, Chris

Christopherson should be walking in here
any second.

Reba, with all due respect, I'm not
asking for your permission.

Okay, all right.

Brock, just the other night, we were
sitting here trying to find ways to come

with some money for Kira's college fund,
remember?

Yeah, and now we found it. Okay, what
about Jake?

What about Henry?

What if you and Barbara Jean decide to
have more children? Reba, Hale Irwin

$3 million last year on the senior tour.

Well, then be his caddy and hope that
money falls out of his pocket.

What's really going on here?

You know what a mulligan is?

The booze you've been drinking?

No.

No, it's when you hit a second shot on
the golf course because your first one

went bad. It's a chance to correct a
mistake.

This is my mulligan, Reba.

But what if the second shot's worse than
the first?

What if it hits a tree and ricochets off
and smashes you in the head? Or has

that already happened?

It's not going to be worse, okay?

I'll talk to you later. I'm going to go
hit some golf balls.

Where is Chris Christopherson?

98. Barb Jean.

99.

100.

Okay, Henry.

Ready or not, here I come.

Well, that should give me about 20
minutes. What's up?

I talked to Brock. Oh, my gosh.

I'm getting my ool.

He just got through telling me that he's
going to quit his job, sell his

practice, and play golf for a living.

Yeah, he started telling me these
stories about hooters or mulligans.

First, I thought he was kidding. Then I
remembered he's not funny.

Well, I think that is a wonderful idea.
I know.

But I thought if the two of us could
get...

You what?

Yeah, uh -huh, yeah. I think that Brock
will be very successful doing that.

Do you guys have a gas leak in this
house?

How can you support this?

Because that's what I do, Reba.

My role is the supportive wife.

I'm not the one he talks to about stuff.
No, you are.

I'm the one who gets told how it's going
to be after the decision has already

been made. That doesn't happen.

It just did.

Hey, it does.

Put your role aside for a second. Do you
honestly think this is a good idea?

I think that my husband deserves the
right to run his own life.

Barbara Jean, you run things.

You're the one that wears the clown
pants in the family.

Well, sure, when it comes to telling
Brock how to cook the steak, but not

something like this. Not about his
happiness.

Oh, I see.

Just not the important things.

And why is that?

Because. Because what?

Because, because.

Barbara Jean, why?

Because maybe I've seen what happens
when he thinks his wife isn't supportive

enough.

Something has been bothering Brock
lately.

And the one thing that I was really
scared of, Reba, was that it was me.

I can handle it being anything else.

You know, even some boneheaded scheme
that scares me to death.

Well, if it scares you, tell him.

If you don't tell him how you feel, if
you just pretend it's okay, then you've

got a dishonest marriage.

Ray, but you and Brock have a very
honest relationship.

But you don't have a marriage.

And I don't intend to be the next former
Mrs.

Brockhart.

It ain't as bad as it sounds.

Van, your house is gorgeous.

Well, it's just a place I like to hang
my hat.

Hello.

I'm glad I made you show it to me. If I
owned a home so beautiful, I'd want to

show it off.

Van, we should go.

It's cool. She's not even here. Who?

Who?

Uh, nobody.

Well, actually, our maid.

Reba.

We don't like to call her the maid. No,
no, no. She's been with us so long,

she's like part of the family.

Okay, let's get the happy homeowners in
a picture. Okay. All right? You two

stand by the staircase there.

Okay.

Hi!

Oh,

you must be from the team. I'm Reba. Oh,
hi, I'm Mary Jo. It's so nice to meet

you. Thank you. Van and Cheyenne have
been saying some lovely things about

Aw, they're so sweet. They are.

You're very lucky.

Blessed.

Where'd she go?

Come on, let me get some pictures of you
with the maid.

Oh, are you thirsty?

How about some lemonade?

Oh, great.

Oh, Reba, grab your apron.

What's that?

You know, I'll make lemonade. I'll go
find some lemons.

So tell us, Reba, what's it like working
for these two, huh? Okay.

Look, this is awkward.

No, no, no, no. I'll tell you what's
awkward.

Before I got this job, I used to live
with my mother -in -law.

You talk about embarrassing.

This is great stuff.

Oh, yeah, but now, working for Miss
Cheyenne and Mr. Vance, why, it's

just like caring for my own children.

me right proper.

And when I have to take some time off,
like today, I have to go down and deal

with my kooky ex -husband. It's never a
problem.

Even though it means my bosses will have
to do all my work.

Is that true?

It is today.

And it's a lot of work.

They'll have to do the laundry.

cook dinner, wash dishes, clean the
kitchen, and

they'll never make a single complaint.

Not a peep.

I don't know what I do to deserve these
two. I tell you, Mary Jo, I'm not lucky.

I'm blessed.

You're here for my birthday present.

No, I'm going to buy you some marbles,
seeing how you lost all yours.

I know what you're going to say, Reva.
Oh, you do? Well, great.

Why don't you tell me?

Because honestly, I don't know what to
say.

This is so weird, I don't even know
where to begin.

No, it's not weird.

What's weird is continuing to do
something that makes you miserable.

Oh, everybody does that.

Heck, I talked to Barbara Jean three
times this week.

I truly believe that I can compete on
the senior tour.

Well, I got a suggestion for you. Why
don't you keep working on your game,

your job, and do all this when you
retire?

I'd be too old.

For the senior tour?

Look, Brock, I'm not asking you this
because of the kid.

But worrying about somebody after 20
years is a hard habit to break.

Come on now, I've asked you this before
and I'm going to ask you it again.

What's really going on?

Brock. I'm not happy.

Okay.

I haven't been happy for a while.

I thought it'd be better after the
divorce.

Then I thought it'd be better after
Barbara Jean and I got married.

After Henry was born or after Kira moved
in, it's like my life has become

waiting for this thing that's supposed
to make me feel good again.

Something like a pool?

Hey, this just happens from time to time
to people.

I guess it's how we know we're still
alive.

Have you talked to anybody about this?

You know, I actually talked to a shrink.

Really? Yeah, I met him in a bar. He was
pretty loaded, though.

Brock, I'm serious.

You need to do some serious talking and
some serious thinking before you make a

decision this big.

Tell you what.

If I make this putt, I'm quitting my
job.

That was him.

Brock, this is not a game.

I met with a broker.

I'm selling the practice.