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Quick, Wes, beat it. Dad's on his annual
spring cleaning care.
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So what?
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What's your problem?
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Women. See, there's this blonde, Melanie
Goodman, and she's always staring at me
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in history. So I sent her a note on a
paper plane, but I hit her on the head.
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Hey,
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I offered her half of my marshmallow and
tuna sandwich.
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Wes, the secret to a girl's heart isn't
throwing things at her or grossing her
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out. Show her you can be tender and
passionate, romantic.
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Well, how do I do that?
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It's the heck out of me.
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George, I can't believe you kept all
these old playboys.
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Hey, there's some very thought
-provoking articles in these.
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I can imagine the thoughts they're
provoking.
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Oh, uh, George, give me those.
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What's in here?
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It's a bunch of letters.
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Yeah, George, they're mine.
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What's so important about these?
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Give me. Give me.
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Children, children.
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Okay, if you really must know, they're
just some old love poems.
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From who?
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Nobody.
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Barry Clayton.
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That wimp who followed you everywhere
before you met me?
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He was not a wimp.
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His poems were sweet and touching, and
I'm not going to throw them in the
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garbage. Okay, then I will.
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Shoot.
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Okay.
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Hey, those are collector's items. Yeah,
the trash collector.
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Whose stupid idea was this spring
cleaning anyway?
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Yours, George.
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Hey,
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Mom, what you got there?
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Oh, um, a recipe for meatloaf.
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Yeah, your meatloaf gives us all a good
cry.
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Well, actually, it's an old love letter.
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Oh, Dad wrote you a love letter?
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Not exactly.
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Huh?
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Well, then who are they from?
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Oh, Mom, you're not having an affair,
are you?
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They're from a boy who used to have a
crush on me. But he was too shy to tell
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me, so he used to write me these sweet
little love poems.
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Listen.
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To my muse of loveliness, for whom I'll
ever pine.
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Although our lips may never press, our
souls will intertwine.
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So beautiful.
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And it was all for unrequited love?
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I'm afraid so.
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Well, how come?
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Because I met your father.
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Oh, that's so sad.
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Hey, I'm sorry about the wingers and the
hot roller machine.
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I didn't know you'd take it so hard.
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Yes, she's crying over some old love
poems.
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You mean a bunch of mushy stuff really
does that to Mom?
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Yeah, Mom and every other woman in the
world.
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But sometimes things get turned around
and no one's fed.
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All hands look out below.
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There's a change in the status quo.
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Gonna need all the help that we can get.
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According to our new arrival, life is
more than mere survival.
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We just might live the good life yet.
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Mr. Peltier, what brings you by?
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Actually, I came here to get away from
your parents.
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That's funny.
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So did I.
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What's with all the keys?
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Oh, I inherited them.
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Did the building manager die?
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Yes.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Yeah, it's too bad.
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But now I got his job and I get half my
rent off.
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But you don't know the difference
between a screwdriver and a chainsaw.
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Come on.
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This building's really well constructed.
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It'll be a walk in the park.
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George! I thought I threw these things
out. These are my private letters.
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Well, why are you suddenly so big on
privacy?
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Me? Why haven't you ever shown me your
lodge salute or your secret fraternity
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yodel?
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If he ever does, please don't share them
with me.
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You still have a thing for this guy?
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No.
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It's just that these are the only things
I ever receive that are even remotely
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romantic.
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Hey, I'm always getting your romantic
stuff.
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What about your birthday?
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I got you the Popeil pocket fisherman.
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Be still my heart.
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Okay, I'll go right out and buy you a
dozen roses. Will that make you happy?
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No, not if I have to ask for them.
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I love roses.
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Hey, Mom, how do I look?
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Just like a man.
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Hey, Wes, what are you all dressed up
for?
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Nothing special.
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Just going to the library with Melanie.
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I thought she was giving you the cold
shoulder.
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Well, I know it's dumb, but when I saw
you and Mom sniffling over those old
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poems, I thought, what the heck, so I
tried to write one myself.
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I slipped it in Melanie's locker and she
melted like a glob of cheese whiz.
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Gee, Wes, love's making you almost
human.
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If I'm not home by 9 .30, tell Mom and
Dad not to wait up.
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Yes, I'll tell Kevin about your toilet.
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In the meantime, try the backstroke.
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Never clean a light socket with a nail
file.
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Don't you think you're in a wee bit over
your head?
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I don't get it. I mean, this used to be
a great building.
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But when Mr. Thomas died, the building
died with him.
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I can't deal with this.
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Maybe I should move back home.
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Now, let's not be hasty.
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What have you got there, George?
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Oh, nothing.
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Just a poem a friend of mine wrote.
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Oh, can I have a look?
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How do I love thee? Let me see.
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You are like a slam dunk to me.
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You're the bat that brings me luck.
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You're my favorite hockey puck.
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Too flowery?
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George, your friend is demented.
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My friend is me.
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No.
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Hey, big guy, could you help me out?
Maybe write a sonnet or two?
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I've already bailed out one Owens today.
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That's my quota.
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Oh, another note from Melanie.
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Hey, this isn't for public consumption,
okay?
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Come on, let me read it. I promise I
won't laugh.
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Okay, but if you do, don't be surprised
if you wake up tomorrow with a mohawk.
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You touch my heart like sunshine that
warms a winter day.
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Your smile like a summer breeze can
chase the clouds away.
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Gee, Wes, this is really nice.
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You're growing up. Hey, don't get weird
on me, huh?
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Come on, I'll make you a milkshake.
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Okay.
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Did you leave this by my briefcase?
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Uh, yeah.
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You touch my heart like sunshine that
warms a winter day.
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Your smile, like a summer breeze, can
chase the clouds away.
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Honey, this is charming.
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I didn't know you could be so eloquent.
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Well, I just... It's... Well, I mean,
you know.
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Oh, George.
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Whoa. Do you know what your father just
gave me?
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A hickey?
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Uh, Wes, why don't you get to school?
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Okay.
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Have fun.
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Hey, uh, Marsh, do me a favor.
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Don't mention any of this stuff to Wes.
I don't want him to know his old man's a
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sentimental slob.
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It'll be our secret. Okay.
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That is the last time I set foot in Mrs.
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Cicchini's apartment.
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Did you have trouble fixing her
drainpipe?
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No. But every time I bent over the sink,
she pinched me on the tush.
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You do look pretty cute in your little
overalls.
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Kind of like junior samples.
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By the way, Miss Avedon and 4F just
called. Her shower wall's leaking.
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Do you have any grout?
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I don't think so, but if you're hungry,
I think I have some donuts.
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Kevin, grout is the mortar you use to
fill in the cracks in the walls.
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I knew that.
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You think I'm stupid?
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Anyone who can calm me into doing all
his work can hardly be called stupid.
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Come in.
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Hello. Oh, Mrs.
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Cicchini.
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Is there any problem?
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I know it's silly, but the cord on my
Venetian blinds got tangled, and I have
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arthritis. I'll take care of it right
away. Oh, I'm sure you'll have more
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important things to do, but if men
wouldn't mind.
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is going to like this one.
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But I need an unbiased opinion.
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Tell me what you think, Spot.
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To my only love, the vastness of the
ocean, the grandeur of the skies is
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to the rapture that you capture in your
eyes.
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George, this is even lovelier than
yesterday's.
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It's like you're inspired.
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Well, I do get some help from upstairs.
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Modest.
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Come on, Marsh, they're just words.
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But it's like I'm meeting a whole new
you.
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It makes me look forward to every
morning.
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And evening.
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Good evening, Kevin.
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Hi, Mr. Boviter.
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Aren't you a little dressed up to fix
Miss Gordon's toilet? I'm off to a
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concert. These are for you.
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They are called tools.
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Hey, are you still mad because I had you
fix the antenna on the roof?
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There was an electrical storm.
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So I lent you my umbrella?
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Yes, the one with the metal tip.
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I'm a housekeeper, not a lightning rod.
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And I'm sick of you taking advantage of
my good nature.
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All right, look, I'm sorry.
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You're right, and I've been really,
really selfish.
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I just want to thank you for helping me
out.
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And I hope you'll accept my apology.
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Yes, of course I do, and I'm sorry I
snapped.
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It's just I have a date tonight with
this cheerleader, and the heater just
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broke.
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All part of life's festive cavalcade.
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Okay, fine.
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I just hate to think of all those poor
little old ladies who'll freeze to death
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if I can't fix the heater myself.
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All right, Kevin.
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But this is the last thing I do for you
on the planet Earth.
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And I once had the run of Buckingham
Palace.
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Well, now, what seems to be the trouble?
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Nice tone.
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Ah, perhaps it's that loose bolt over
there.
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I can't quite reach it.
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Pretend that it's Kevin's nose.
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On my date, remember? In fact, she's
upstairs right now. So I'll see you.
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Hey, are you stuck?
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No, I'm playing hide and seek with the
washing machine.
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You're really stuck.
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For further amusement, try poking me
with a sharp stick.
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I'm sorry.
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So you should be.
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Kevin!
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Okay, okay, I'll get you out.
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Just copy.
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Sure. Got any change?
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Okay, okay.
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Let's see. What'll it be? We got
pretzels, Fritos, M &M's, and Tide.
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They're all out of Tides.
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Hey.
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Nothing came out.
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I hate that.
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Wait a minute. I see something.
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I can't get my arm out.
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Do you mean to say you're stuck, too?
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There is a God.
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Hey, Wes, do you know where Mr.
Belvedere is?
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No, and I don't care.
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What's wrong?
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I saw Melanie making out with Moose
Magruder in assembly.
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During the Pledge of Allegiance, no
less.
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Oh, gee, Wes, I'm sorry.
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I can't believe it. Not only is she a
tramp, she's a communist.
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to cheat on me, I'm going to kiss her
off real good.
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George, didn't you forget something this
morning?
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Oh, yeah, you're home.
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I must have left it upstairs.
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I mean, why don't you go to the zoo?
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Huh? You want me to play hooky?
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Hey, the zoo's educational.
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Buy all the popcorn you want.
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Okay.
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You know, there's this 10 -speed I've
been looking at.
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about your mom.
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What? What's going on?
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Nothing.
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I mean, well, the things I've been
writing you, I sort of borrowed from
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Wes.
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What?
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You mean I've been swooning over love
poems written by my own son?
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Oh, George, that's sick.
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and lied to cover it up.
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On the other hand, sounds like something
I would do.
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Like son, like father, huh?
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Yeah. Except you got caught.
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What I don't get is why you wrote the
nasty letter.
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I thought you were in love.
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You only cheated on me.
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Oh. Tough break.
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But that's what really bugs me.
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That you were able to score with my
poems, but I...
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act crazy.
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But when you find one that's really
worth loving, like your mom, well, you
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to play along.
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You even learn to like it.
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Someday you'll know what I mean.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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Hey, look, pal, I'm sorry for what I
did.
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That's okay.
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a hundred bucks back.
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Hey, uh, look, maybe this weekend we'll
go check out that ten speed.
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Dad, you're okay.
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George.
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Hey, I know what you're gonna say.
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of yourself, George.
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But you did it for me.
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Well, you may not be Lord Byron, but the
message got through.
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Hey, Marsh, not here.
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We don't want Belvedere barging in.
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Where is he, anyway?
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On a tree by the river.
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Gilbert and Sullivan.
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I'd rather be blown to bits than listen
to that.
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Don't get snippy with me.
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Oh, excuse me. I'm stuck here in a
vending machine while this gorgeous babe
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stranded in my apartment.
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Oh, I wouldn't worry. I'm sure she'll
find her way back to bimbo land.
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Now who's getting snippy?
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Well, if we hadn't been such a clod, we
wouldn't be here in the first place.
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Oh, well, if you didn't spend six hours
in the donut shop every day, we might
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not be here either. I won't.
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you don't have much of a choice, do you?
Oh, showing your true colors now, you
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overgrown brat.
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I like Ed Wesley, but no, you looked
like a time bomb ready to blow up...
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you out of there?
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You can?
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Sure.
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Well, what's the rush?
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Anyway, Mrs. Cicchini was able to get me
free, but not until she forced me to
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eat her oyster's oregano, as she played
Misty on a kazoo.
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Meanwhile, the love scandal has resolved
itself, and serenity has descended on
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the Owens household.
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To paraphrase the poet, love works.
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in mysterious ways.
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