All language subtitles for mr_belvedere_s05e16_mutiny

Tennis shorts, sunscreen, sun hat.

How do I look?

Like Speedy Gonzalez.

I don't understand why we can't go on
this cruise.

Yeah, we never get to go anywhere.

Well, it's not your 21st anniversary.

Besides, this will give you the chance
to spend some quality time with Mr.

Belvedere. So stick to your desk and
never go to sea, and you will be ruler

the Queen's Navy.

God, Mom, please don't do this to us.

I amended the drawstring in whatever
these are.

They're clamps.

Where will you go after clamps?

What are you going to do, frighten them
to death?

Come on, George, we shell out that 1
,800 hours and we don't want to be late.

Got your tickets?

Right here. Good old cousin Leo.

Too bad he had to go in for toll
reduction surgery.

Marsh and I really made a killing on the
cruise tickets.

All right, kids, I want you to do your
homework, get to bed on time, and do

whatever Mr. Belvedere tells you. Oh,
don't worry, Mrs. Owens. Have a

time. I'll mind the home front.

I must be the cab.

Bye. See you later.

Lynn Belvedere. Yes, Lieutenant Anthony
Marsden Smythe of Her Britannic

Majesty's Service.

The Queen?

Whereas in the past you have faithfully
served Her Majesty, Whereas your

domestic skills are without parallel on
both hemispheres, whereas we are in dire

need of these skills, you, Lin
Belvedere, are strictly charged to

Queen's person without delay.

I shall await without.

Gee, that guy's going to be a -whiting a
long time.

Hey, uh, listen, big guy, you better
make a choice.

You're either working for the Queen of
England or for us.

And do you believe

Belvedere

just walked out like that?

Oh, George, now we won't be able to go
on our cruise.

Oh, well, sure you can. We can take care
of ourselves. You've left us alone

before.

Not without round -the -clock
surveillance.

Well, what are we going to do?

If the plane goes, we're going to miss
the Princess Lucretia.

Oh, forget it, George. We'll never find
anyone to watch the kids.

Bon voyage!

Happy anniversary, Mr. and Mrs. Owens.

If you hadn't gotten married, Kevin
never would have come along, and I

have a roommate.

Oh, thank you, dear.

Say, Kev, remember when you told us how
grateful you were for us helping with

your college tuition?

And for helping with your apartment
rent?

And us picking the cockleburs out of
your hair when you were sent home from

camp?

Remember how you said you wanted to pay
us back one day?

Yeah.

Today's the day.

Calvary, uh, Calvary skipped out.

Our plane's leaving in 45 minutes.
You're taking care of the kids.

Hey, wait a minute. I mean, what about
my apartment? What about Casey?

Well, if your roommate Casey really is
just your roommate, she can roommate on

her own for a week. Can't you, dear?

Yeah, sure.

Bye, Kevin.

But, but, Mom, but...

I said, dinner seemed to go pretty well.

Nobody ate any of whatever that was you
made.

The important thing is that it went
smoothly.

Come on, Kev. I'm just having some
harmless fun.

What are you doing?

Floating the paradise.

That's illegal.

Why don't you see what I do to the
roulette wheel?

Okay, that's it. Everybody, listen up.

Now, I have made a list.

...of household duties.

If everybody just does their own part,
we'll all... Live happily ever after?

Okay, Wes, you take out the trash, wash
the dishes, clean the bathrooms, and

dust the downstairs.

Heather, you do the laundry, make the
beds, clean the kitchen, and dust the

upstairs, okay?

Gee, Kev, who's gonna milk old bossy?

Pretty soon, we'll have this place
running like a well -oiled machine.

Now I've got a test in the morning, so
I'm gonna hit the hay. You guys go

your chores.

And then go nighty -night.

Right.

Here be your quarters for the duration,
old ladyship.

There must be a mistake.

Begging your pardon, ma 'am, but it says
here you got the governor's suite.

I thought this was supposed to be a
cruise ship.

Yes and no, your lordship.

The Princess Lucretia is actually a
freighter. But we do take on the

joy rider.

Are those cows?

Aye. We be bringing beef round the horn
to Frisco.

Why don't you go through the Panama
Canal? The Panama Canal is for sissies.

You know, Marsh, there's... Something's
just plain not right about this. You're

right. I say we get off while we still
can.

You're free to leave if you're not
afraid of sharks.

Holy smokes!

We've sailed!

Hey, look, Ace.

I demand to see the captain.

Captain Peel at your service.

Well, now, you listen to me, Captain.

I've seen your brochure. And this is way
off.

I mean, we don't even have a place to
put our clothes.

Are you blind as well as stupid?

Oh,

God. What's this?

It ain't dinner time?

I'm begging the captain's pardon. You
suck your mouth and come with me. Marcy.

You can hear Radio Free Europe with the
way you're wired.

Keep the stereo down, will you? Okay.

Hey,

Wes!

Get up here now!

What's on your mind, Kev?

You forgot to take out the garbage.

I've been a little busy.

Yeah, what are you doing down there?

Playing with my electric trains.

You're often dressed up.

I'm the conductor.

See you later.

Heather, I demand to know where you're
going looking like a bad Madonna video.

Why don't you take all that energy and
clean this place up? The house is a

wreck.

Wait. Hey, wait.

Hey, wait, wait. I'll give you five
bucks if you help me clean this mess up.

Gee, Kim, you know, I'd love to help you
out, but the super chief is pulling

into Albuquerque.

This was for heroism during the Blitz.

This was for climbing Mount Everest.

And this was for winning the Pillsbury
Bake Off.

Oh, excuse me. I think the royal family
is summoning me.

Lynn Belvedere here.

Who?

Kevin.

Wesley's doing what?

Heather went where?

meeting with some members of the royal
family.

Jim, they're here now.

No, I will not say hi for you.

Hello?

Oh, hi, Case.

What are you doing here?

Oh, I was worried about you. I haven't
heard from you in three days.

Look, somebody owes me $103 .50.

What's going on?

Wesley ordered a dozen pizzas when he
knew I was cooking dinner. And now he

wants me to pay for it when he knows I
don't have the money. So I was going to

beat on him until he paid the guy.

Oh.

You took an order for 12 pizzas from a
kid?

I've been under a lot of pressure
lately.

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.

I'll give you ten cents on the dollar.

Sold. Pay him, Wes.

How about a tip?

He's up on the dippity -doodle.

I don't think so.

Yeah, I guess the place is a little
messy.

Messy?

No offense, but I've seen landfills that
were tidier.

Well, who's in charge?

I am.

Well, since it's pretty obvious no one
is, you get yourself upstairs and scrub

that junk off your face. And you get
your button gear and start cleaning up

mess. And I suggest that you get into
the kitchen and put whatever's causing

that smell.

out of its misery.

Move it! Move it! Move it!

I finished the dishes.

Thank you, Wesley.

I picked up the living room. Thank you,
Heather.

To get thrashed.

Thank you, Kevin.

Don't let the bedbugs bite. I'll be up
in about ten minutes to tuck you in.

Bedbugs?

You know, this is kind of weird. You and
me taking care of Heather and Wesley.

It's sort of like playing house.

Ah, down, boy.

The only game we're playing tonight is
gin.

George, that food was inedible.

Yeah.

The jelly deals are really backing up on
me.

I complained to the captain, but I don't
think he's going to do anything.

Laugh the cook to the yard army.

Help me! Please! Oh, God, no!

No! Please!

I'll never do it again!

I don't like complaints from the
passengers.

stay at Buckingham Palace is proceeding
amiably.

The members of the royal family have
welcomed me with their usual

Although Prince Philip gave me a
shellacking in lawn bowling, of course I

him win.

I have given counsel to those who have
sought my advice.

And quite frankly, I'm poop.

shouldn't have.

No, they are from Mrs. Thatcher.

She's waiting in the limo.

You're still here?

You bet.

Wes, what do you have on your face?

I don't know. Toothpaste, I guess.

Come here.

Oh, please, no.

Morning, Kevin.

Thank you, ma 'am.

Oh, no, I'm late for Western Civ.

Western Civ has waited for 5 ,000 years.
I'm sure it'll wait for your breakfast.

Morning, Kevin.

Right, breakfast.

You look very nice, Heather.

Well, I'm glad you approved, Casey.

If you'd send me back to change my
clothes one more time, I'd have to wear

Girl Scout uniform.

Oatmeal's on the table.

I don't eat oatmeal.

All right. I have some lovely stewed
prunes. Mmm, oatmeal.

Kevin, here's your grocery list for
after school.

Right. And don't forget to pick up the
dry cleaning.

Okay. And be sure to come home right
after you do your chores. Don't hang out

with Carl. He's a bad influence.

Yes, dear.

George, the sun is shining, and the
water is so smooth and blue.

See, Marsh, I told you. We stuck things
out, things will get better.

You!

You look like an able -bodied man. I'd
be needing a new stoker for the boiler

room. Now, you! I'll take none of your
lip.

And you, you'll be pulling galley duty.

I'll cook this fallen apart on us.

Now, come on. Shift yourselves.

Come on.

See,

Marsh, I told you there'd be activities.

Oh, am I neat.

You're neat.

I'm the one who was on her feet all day
in that hellhole they call a kitchen.

Well, you better come up with something
edible for breakfast.

The crew thinks you poisoned them. Well,
there's only so many ways you can

prepare chopped meat.

That was meat?

Anyway, the water room wasn't so bad.

Something about physical labor.

Smell about a sweat. The guys, Emil,
Uriah, Steve.

I like Steve.

What happened to your shirt?

Steve wanted it.

I guess he liked me, too.

Well, you look pretty good without it,
you able -bodied stoker, you.

You look pretty hot yourself, you galley
wench.

Mutiny! Mutiny!

Passed mutiny, Captain.

Billy lad, fetch me this him bowlin'
knife.

Do that someplace else.

Stoic! The two of you have ginsed this
tub. The crews voted to put you

overboard. Overboard?

Well, somebody must have stood up for
us.

What about Steve?

Steve's dead.

He wanted you to have this back.

The lot of you.

Come on, Jack.

Move it.

Yeah, well, when we get back to land,
Tom, tell him.

I don't get it, Mr. Belvedere. Have I
sunk so low that I can be outsmarted by

one of Kevin's girlfriends?

Technically, Wesley, Casey is Kevin's
roommate and girlfriend, and as such,

deserves to be treated with dignity and
respect.

an attempt to get on her good side.

So far, the only side I've seen is the
housewife from hell.

Wes, who are you talking to?

I was trying to have an imaginary
conversation with Mr. Belvedere. I

maybe he could solve our dragon lady
problem.

And?

Nothing.

Maybe if I ate a couple pounds of M
&M's.

Please don't go nuts on me, Wes.

I never thought I'd say this, but...

You're my last link of sanity.

I know, it's bad, isn't it?

Case is driving me out of my mind,
trying to turn me into a proper young

I can't figure how someone so old
-fashioned can be so hip.

She put an alarm on my bedroom window so
I can't sneak out. She put fluorescent

baby powder on my slippers so she could
track my night moves.

She's been tracking my phone calls.

It's just she's got Kevin so twisted,
half the time he thinks he should be

changing diapers and half the time he
thinks he's wearing them.

Hi,

guys.

Boy, Kev, I sure hope you're at least
getting some sex out of this deal.

No, I don't even know if I want it
anymore.

I mean, it was one thing when she was
treating you two like little kids, but

then she started on me, and I'm not a
little kid.

to do about it?

Mr. Belvedere, this is an emergency. You
have to tell us what to do.

Casey's driving us crazy. She makes you
look like a softie.

She took all my new makeup and hid it
and I don't know where it is and I look

like a mole.

All she does is boss us around and give
us orders. I mean, who died and made her

queen? I believe that's for me.

Hey, Case, after the euphoria of
knitting wears off, Maybe I could go to

video store and pick something up.

We'll see.

Yeah, I understand now they have
talkies.

See you guys later.

Where do you think you're going?

To the mall to hang out.

Oh, no, you're not.

Wesley, you had detention and were late
for dinner. And Heather, you've got an

English test to study for. But it's
Friday night.

Back up to your rooms.

Come on, this isn't fair.

Yeah, come on, Case. What's the big
deal? Why can't they go?

You heard my reasons.

I heard your reasons.

And your reasons stink.

All right.

Kevin, you're undermining my authority.

What authority?

I mean, who are you, the big boss of the
world?

Wes, Heather, go to the mall.

Wesley, Heather, stay where you are.

I said go.

I said stay.

Who wants to go to the mall? Yeah, this
pizza's not going to stick all the

house. Watch your mouth, lady.

No, she doesn't have to. In fact, nobody
has to do anything.

I'm out of here. Kevin.

Casey. See, I am tired of being grown
up. I'm especially tired of being grown

with you. I'm going to the record store
and I'm going to get any album I want.

Then I'm going to Burger Town and I'm
going to eat way too many french fries

with gravy.

And then I'm going to pick up my buddy
Carl. You remember the bad influence?

And I'm going to do anything he tells me
to do. So there.

fell asleep.

Yeah, it was kind of late.

Got some gravy on your shirt.

Oh, thanks.

Look, Casey, I know I was rough on...
Listen,

Casey, I think the world of you, and I
really appreciate all the help you've

given me, but this whole thing just kind
of got out of hand.

I know. I mean, half the time I feel
like I'm seven years old again, and then

I'll turn around and it's like we've
been married for 30 years.

What did you say?

I said I know.

You do?

Kevin, I'm the oldest of eight kids, and
my mom and dad both worked.

I always had to struggle really hard to
keep control of everybody.

Oh.

Sometimes I come on too strong or I get
too bossy, but it's only out of caring.

I mean, if I didn't care about Wes or
Heather or their handsome older brother,

I would have walked.

Tell me again about the handsome older
brother?

It's nice of the Coast Guard to drop us
off.

Mom, Dad, we weren't doing anything
honest.

Knock yourselves out.

I have but one ambition left, to die in
my own bed.

You heard her.

Since my return, the routine at the
Owens residence has been restored to its

usual abnormal state.

Kevin and Casey are roommates once
again.

or whatever the young people are calling
it.

Evan and Wesley still won't obey my
orders, but now they're not obeying more

politely.

George and Marsha are so grateful for my
return, they gave me a slight raise,

then docked me a week's pay for my
English sojourn.

It's nice to know the House of Owens
can't live without me.

I only wish the House of Windsor could.

I'm Bill Kirkenbaugh. Wait a minute.
Before you go running off to the band, I

don't want you to forget to watch Just
the Ten of Us. Next.

Tomorrow at 8, it's the final mission
for a member of the MI Force on Mission

Impossible. Then Hawk shows that crime
doesn't pay. It hurts on a man called

Hawk. Followed by Murphy's Law.