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Something on fire?
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Oh, it's you.
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Smells a little like writer's block in
here.
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Hey, a good cigarette helps me think.
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Do you say think or think?
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Hello, boys.
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That was a fast game of catch.
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Yeah, sure was.
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Where's the football?
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Oh, Wesley went out for a pass in the
Huffnagle's backyard, but Grandma
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Huffnagle intercepted it, took it
inside.
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I tried to tackle her, but she's pretty
quick with that aluminum walker.
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Better luck next time.
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Oh, boy, peanut butter and cookies.
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No, no, no, no, no, Wesley.
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No, no, no, no. They're far too hot. You
might burn your tongue.
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Oh, okay.
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He's so crusty.
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Ouch, ouch, ouch. Hot, hot, hot.
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Thanks, buddy. Hey, what do you think
you're doing?
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Following your example.
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Hey, I don't need any smart remarks.
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Come on, Dad. You know these things
aren't any good for you. Look, it even
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right on the package, smoking causes
lung cancer, heart disease, emphysema,
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may complicate pregnancy.
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Well, I wasn't planning on having any
more kids.
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How do I look? Very cute.
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I don't want to look cute. I want to
look sophisticated, alluring.
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Why? Well, I didn't want to tell you
this, but I'm dating an older man.
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He's almost 16.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Look, George, all I'm saying is your
body is a temple. Yeah, well, this
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got a smoking section.
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Gross, Dad's smoking again.
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Yeah, I can see that.
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Come on, are you guys going to start in
on me too?
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I just got an earful from the Nairobi
trio here.
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George, you can quit if you really set
your mind to it.
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Yeah, I've tried.
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It's tough.
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Any bad habit can be broken with a
little determination and self
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Big talk coming from a guy stuffing
cookies down his throat.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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It means that you're as hooked on that
junk as I am on these things. That's
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ridiculous. I like a little something
sweet every now and then, but I should
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stop any time.
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I'll believe that when Prince Charles
gets a job.
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Hey,
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I got an idea.
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Why don't you guys both quit?
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Huh? Yeah, sure.
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Dad will give up smoking, and Mr.
Belvedere will give up all his junk
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And whoever quits the longest is the
better man.
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Well, guys?
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Well, I think it's a marvelous idea.
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Well, I think it's marvelous, too.
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It's a bet.
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Honey?
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Okay.
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Belvedere?
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Never met her before.
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Who cares when you dropkick your jacket?
As you came through the door, no one
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glared. But sometimes things get turned
around and no one's spared.
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All hands look out below.
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There's a change in the status quo.
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Gonna need all the help that we can get.
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Life is more than mere survival.
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We just might live the good life yet.
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Somebody seems to be making progress.
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Yeah, it's coming along pretty good.
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Well, there you are, you see.
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You don't need a pack of cigarettes by
your typewriter to do your job.
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Right.
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Especially when you've got a pack of
ding -dongs.
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You realize, of course, this means war.
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Hello? Hi, I'm Sean. I'm here to see
Heather.
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Oh, hi, Sean. Come on in.
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Yeah, could you please tell your sister
that I'm here?
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I'm Heather's mother.
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Get out of here.
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Oh, hi, Heather.
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So, how do I look?
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Nice. I mean, your zit's cleared up and
everything.
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He's so bad.
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Actually, you look real special.
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Well, I guess you guys better get going.
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It was very nice meeting you, Mrs.
Owens. Oh, it was very nice meeting you,
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Sean. Come on, Sean. We're going to miss
the movie.
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That's okay. You go on ahead. I think
I'll just stay here and hang out with
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mom for a while.
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She's teasing, Mom. Come on, Sean.
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See you, Mrs. Owens. Have a nice time.
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Yeah, don't worry. I'll have her back by
Tuesday.
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Morning, guys. Morning, Dad.
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Hey, what do you got there?
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It's just a graham cracker.
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Graham cracker? That's the same as a
cookie.
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No, it's not. It's a cracker. It says so
right on the box.
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You can't eat that.
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Judges.
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Well, it's not the chocolate -covered
kind.
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But there is cinnamon on top. That's a
seasoning, like garlic.
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Wait a minute. He's having it with milk
that makes it a cookie. That's
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ridiculous. It's disallowed.
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Fine,
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fine, you're the judges.
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But I'm the one who cooks your dinner.
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And if that's a cookie, wait till you
see what part is for meat.
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So how's the bet coming?
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Just fine.
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I think you pretty much got that spot.
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I need to keep my hands busy.
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That's the same thing George said last
night.
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Good morning, Heather. How was your
date?
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It was a disaster.
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First, I tripped coming down the aisle
and spilled on my bonbons.
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And then, during the movie, Sean tried
to put his arm around me and I jumped
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dumped a whole thing of hot nachos in
his lap.
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Tell me again about the bonbons.
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Look, honey, maybe the evening wasn't
perfect, but I'm sure Sean had a very
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time. Oh, sure.
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I mean, Sean's so smart and funny, and
all he could say the whole night was, uh
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-huh, yeah, uh -huh, yeah.
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Yes. Maybe I should just become a nun.
They don't have to talk at all.
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Owens residence.
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Just a moment.
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To Heather, it's Sean.
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He probably just wants to yell at me.
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Hello?
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Uh -huh.
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Yeah. Uh -huh.
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Yeah.
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Hi.
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Oh, I can't believe it. He wants to see
me again.
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And you thought you couldn't carry on a
conversation.
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Uh -huh.
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Hey, what do you think you're doing?
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Hmm. Just reading the sports section.
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Go ahead.
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Huff away, I don't mind.
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I haven't had a smoke in two days.
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I feel terrific.
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Good for you.
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Incidentally, I read your column today.
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It didn't seem to have its usual
sparkle.
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Oh, yeah?
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Perhaps your brain isn't getting enough
tar.
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Hey, go ahead, Belvedere.
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Take your best shot.
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I don't mind.
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What's with the books?
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Oh, I'm going to school.
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I'm studying to be a lawyer.
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Oh, yeah? Well, I'll call you if I ever
need one.
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Yeah, somehow I think you will.
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Oh, where's Heather?
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She's not home from the mall yet.
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Have you seen Mr. Owen?
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That's the gray -haired gentleman?
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Yes, John.
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Yeah, he left for work a few minutes
ago, but he said I could wait around if
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promised not to steal anything.
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Well, you make yourself at home. I'm
sure Heather will be back sometime soon.
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I can wait.
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I thought that this was Heather's room.
Yeah, well, it's not.
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Yeah, I was just going to go in there
and play some records. I didn't know
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this was your room, I swear.
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It's okay, Sean.
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I'm really so embarrassed.
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I just want to go someplace and hide.
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Sean, you're still here.
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I know.
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And I feel real bad about that.
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Then go.
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Sean!
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Has anyone ever told you that you're
beautiful when you're angry? And has
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ever told you to go home and take a cold
shower?
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Well, what's wrong with the one right in
there?
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Sean, I think you better get out of here
before you do something you might
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regret.
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What, did you have anything special in
mind?
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Just get out!
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Problem, Mrs. Owens?
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Was it something I said?
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I'm up here getting dressed, and the
next thing I know, Sean is standing
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staring at me.
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I asked him to leave, but he wouldn't.
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I'm glad I came in when I did.
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I don't know what to do about this.
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Well, he could always call the police
and have his libido impounded.
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I can't tell Heather, because she'd be
crushed.
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And I can't tell George, because Sean
would be crushed.
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It's really up to you.
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Do you think I somehow encouraged him? I
mean, I laughed at all... his silly
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jokes. I enjoyed his compliments.
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And I did tell him to make himself at
home.
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Oh, don't be ridiculous, Mrs. Owen. I
know, I know.
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Anyway, judging from the look on Sean's
face, I don't think he'll be bothering
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you again.
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I'm very glad you were here, Mr.
Belvedere.
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I don't know how to thank you.
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A cupcake would be nice.
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Hey, Mom, have you seen Dad anywhere?
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No, why?
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Uh, It's just he hadn't smoked in three
days.
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He'd think he might be getting a little
shaky.
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I lost him.
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Oh, yeah?
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I trailed him into the woods, but I
think he doubled back to trick me.
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Except those two rotten kids of mine
keep watching me like a hawk. Yes,
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been keeping their beady little eyes on
me as well.
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Look, Belvedere, we're both mature,
responsible adults.
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I mean, if I want to have one cigarette,
or you want to have one cookie, I think
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we should both be able to.
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Are you suggesting a temporary truce,
comrade?
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I won't tell if you won't tell.
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pink nail polish.
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Why, are you going out tonight?
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No, Sean's coming over here.
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Oh? We're just going to study together.
That's okay, isn't it? Sure.
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Um, I just think that you've been seeing
an awful lot of him lately.
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Mom, I've seen him once.
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Yes, and this will make twice.
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Mom, what's the matter? You're acting
like you don't like Sean.
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I didn't say that.
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Well, he likes you.
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You're practically all he ever talks
about.
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Look, honey, I...
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I just think that you're too young to
get seriously involved with anybody now.
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Especially a boy who's older than you.
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Are you saying you don't want me to see
Sean anymore?
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Fine.
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Excuse me.
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Mom!
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Hi. You must be Wesley.
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Yeah. Who must you be?
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I'm Sean. I'm here to see Heather.
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Give me a buck and I'll go get her.
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Yes. Give yourself a new personality.
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Yay!
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Wes, go up and tell your sister Sean's
here.
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Okay.
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Cute little scamp.
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You got a lot of nerves showing up
around here again.
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Whatever you've heard, sir, it is a lie.
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I'm kidding.
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I just meant you've been over here three
days in a row.
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I was just kidding, too, then.
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Hey, come on over and have a seat, Sean.
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Thank you, sir.
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So, I take it you got your eyes set on
my little girl?
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I will, I sure do.
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Well, I just think I should warn you,
I'm kind of an old -fashioned dad when
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comes to my daughter. Let me stop you
right there, sir. Are we talking about F
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-E -X?
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Because if we are, sir, I want to assure
you that my intentions with your
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daughter are strictly honorable.
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That's good to know.
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We're home.
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Hey, honey.
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Oh.
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Hello, everybody.
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Hi, Mrs. Owens. I'm Sean. You remember
me?
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Yeah, I believe so.
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Hi, Sean.
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Oh, hi, Heather.
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I got my books.
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Uh, Sean and I are just gonna study.
We're not going out or anything, okay?
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Yeah, fine.
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Uh, this is our housekeeper, Mr.
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Belvedere. This is Sean.
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I believe we met once, in passing.
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Yeah, right.
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Listen, Heather, I know it's kind of
corny, but what the heck.
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I got you these.
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Certainly.
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Something wrong?
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Oh, no. I'm just watching you.
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Oh. You know, when you come to a tough
part in a problem, you crank your nose a
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lot. It's kind of cute.
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Thank you.
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When I come to a tough part in a
problem, I stick my tongue out over here
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this.
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That's great.
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Maybe you can get that fixed.
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I don't know.
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Listen, I gotta get something to drink.
Do you want anything?
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No, um, listen, I think my mom's in
there and she's still not crazy about us
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seeing each other, so just try to be
extra special nice to her, okay?
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Sure.
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You know, I really wanted to give those
to you.
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Sean? I mean, to try to say that I'm
sorry. Oh, really?
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I don't know what... came over me?
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Maybe I've just seen too many of those
movies.
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You know, with the naive young kid and
the beautiful older woman.
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Takes them and shows them what life's
really all about.
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Well, I guess I haven't seen those
movies.
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I noticed that.
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Anyway, I just want to say that I
appreciate you're not telling anyone
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happened. I mean, if my old man found
out, he would have gone through the
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Of course, I would have gone through it
first.
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All right, look.
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I know that I come off like some kind of
jerk who thinks he knows it all.
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But maybe that's because I'm afraid
people might find out that I'm really
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as scared and confused as any other kid.
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It's just... Forget it.
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Sean. I knew you were crazy about me.
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right now. Sean!
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All right, don't blame your mom. I guess
when they hit 35, they just go a little
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crazy or something.
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Ow!
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Heather, we have to sit down and have a
little talk. Oh, that's okay, Mama. I
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understand now why you didn't want me to
see him. Oh, you do? Yeah, because you
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wanted him all for yourself.
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Heather,
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what's wrong?
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Ask Mrs. Robinson.
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And I just came down the stairs.
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Heather, let me in. Go away.
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Heather, I did not try to steal your
boyfriend.
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Pat.
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Sean tried to kiss me. Heather walked in
and saw it.
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I always tell the children to knock.
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And at your mother, that hussy.
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Trying to seduce that sweet, innocent
boy.
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Perhaps now she'll leave me alone.
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That's not funny, Mr.
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Belvedere. Heather, that Sean is a
contemptible lickspittle.
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I know that.
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And you must know that your mother did
nothing to encourage him.
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But it's still her fault.
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She made him like her by being so sweet
and pretty and perfect.
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Heather. I mean, just look at her.
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Beautiful. Who would you rather have,
Mr. Belvedere? Her or me?
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At the moment, I think I'd like a jelly
donut.
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Excuse me.
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First, I couldn't figure out why Sean
would want to see me again.
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For a second there, I actually thought
it was because he liked me.
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Pretty stupid, huh?
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Heather.
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to make yourself feel bad.
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Am I adopted?
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No.
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How come I turned out so blech?
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Hey, come here.
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I want you to take a good long look.
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Tell me what you see.
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A toad.
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I see.
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I see beautiful green eyes and a cute
little button nose.
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And when it's there, a smile that can
just melt your heart.
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Are you sure it's me you're looking at?
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You see?
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Yeah.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Such a klutz.
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I don't know, dear.
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You get that from your father.
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Chuck,
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come on in. Hey, take it easy. I just
gotta get my boots and my jacket. He'll
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never see me again. Just don't do
anything crazy.
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What are you talking about?
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I said get my books and stuff. Well, you
guys, why don't you just get out of
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here before I really let you have it?
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Has anyone ever told you that you're
beautiful when you're angry?
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Sean!
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Well, I already told you.
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Hey,
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what was that all about?
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Oh, nothing. It's just a little problem
we had with Sean, but it's nothing we
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women can't handle. Right, Heather.
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Right, Mom.
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You see, Sean only pretended like me,
but he really had a thing for Mom, and I
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found him trying to... in the kitchen
and I got all upset. But Mom and I had a
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nice talk and she told me that I was
beautiful and that me being a cuss comes
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from your excited family.
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George, don't get so upset.
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I'm okay.
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I think I'll go out back.
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I need a little fresh air.
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Good idea, Dad.
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Remember, George, nice and deep.
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Let's have your snotty little victory
speech and get it over with.
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I can't hold it in my mouth, though.
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At any rate, Heather's self -confidence
seems to be on the rebound.
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In fact, if the trend continues, she
might become as insufferable as Wesley.
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As for George, it's been two weeks since
his last cigarette, and I think he's
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kicked enough to have it for good.
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Bravo, George.
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As for me, I haven't done quite as well.
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Although I have managed to cut down to
half a pack a day.
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