All language subtitles for mr_belvedere_s02e11_the_prize

Okay, Angela, let's try this one.

Train A leaves New York at 6 p .m. going
60 miles an hour.

Train B leaves Chicago at the same time
going 30 miles an hour.

Given the total distance of 1 ,000
miles, at what time will the two trains

each other?

I don't know.

What if one of the trains gets derailed?

Angela! Well, they always do.

And they spill toxic gas.

The whole town is going to get
evacuated. Angela, that's not our

I think pollution is everyone's problem.

Let's go to the next one.

Hi, guys.

Hi, Mom. We're studying.

Congratulations. Hello, Mrs. Owens. I'm
Angela.

Yes, I remember you from yesterday.

Anyway, Ant and I are going to do real
good in the algebra midterm.

I hope so.

You've really got to bring that grade
up. You've been doing terribly.

Yeah, math is real important.

I like when you have to figure out stuff
like if a bus leaves Beaver Falls at 4

p .m., how long will it take to get to
the ski lodge in the Poconos?

Heather. Well, you said I could go
skiing if I did better on my test.

A lot better. I will.

Hello, Mrs. Ernst. Hello,

ladies. Hi, Mr. Belvedere.

What are those?

It's just that I've never seen them open
like that.

Yeah, me and Heather are studying.

Heather and I are studying.

Does that mean I have to leave?

Hey, Mom.

Hi. How did you do?

Great. I sold 20 boxes of cookies.

Oh, that's not bad for your first day.

I'm going to talk some more to Mr.

Belvedere. Is he having his tea yet?
Yeah, he just went in the kitchen.

But, you know, honey, Mr. Belvedere
likes his own special cookies.

Yeah, I know.

Looking for something?

Wesley, have you seen that box of butter
biggies? You know, the ones I import

from England.

You mean the cookies I buy in the
sauerkraut?

Yes, Wesley.

No, haven't seen them.

Wesley, you know that Mr. Belvedere
enjoys a little something for his

tea. Yeah, I know.

Here, try one of these.

Delicious. Here's chocolate mint. Want
another one? Thank you.

Three dollars, please.

What? I'm selling them for school. They
cost three dollars.

I'm not paying three dollars for a box
of cookies.

Especially when somebody picks me.

But it's all for a real good cause.

All the money we raise goes to buy stuff
for the children's hospital.

Besides, whoever sells the most cookies
wins a trip to Disney World.

That's all well and good, but no thank
you.

Okay. And just to show you there's no
hard feelings, you can have one more for

free.

I don't want any.

Just in case you change your mind.

Come here, you little cookie pusher.

Give me a box.

Just one?

Who cares when you cop kicked your
jacket as you came through the door? No

glad, but sometimes things get turned
around and no one's fed.

All hands look out below.

There's a change in the status quo.

Gonna need all the help that we can get.

According to our new arrival.

Life is more than mere survival.

We just might live the good life yet.

What do you want this time?

The little peanut butter ones.

Ah, good choice.

Thank you.

I got a shipment of vanilla creams
coming in.

Primo stuff.

George, have you seen the financial
fiction?

I've got it.

What happened?

Did they move Beetle Bailey?

I'm thinking of taking a plunge in the
stock market.

Really? I was thinking of trying a
little investing myself.

On what I pay you?

Yes, George, somehow I managed to scrape
together a hundred dollars or so.

A hundred bucks?

You can't do diddly with that.

Perhaps you can't, but I know how to
diddle.

What are you saying? You know more about
the market than me? That's exactly what

I'm saying.

Perhaps I might have phrased it a little
better.

Okay, it's a bet. What's a bet?

We'll each invest a hundred bucks. See
who comes up with the biggest profit.

Winner take all.

Fine. Shall we give ourselves a...

Clothing bell two weeks from tomorrow?

Fine. That'll be Friday the 16th, right?

Black Friday to you.

That's okay.

Keep on laughing.

I've already circled a couple of hot
prospects.

Hmm. South Quahanna Chemical.

Yeah, they make industrial sealants,
pesticides, toffee, peanuts, stuff like

that. They're real up and cover.

Yes, they certainly were.

Pity about the bankruptcy.

What bankruptcy?

Oh, I forgot.

That's not until next week.

Let's see, let's see.

Up one and a half.

Up a quarter.

Up one and seven eighths.

Well, up eleven.

I knew they were ripe for takeover.

Hello, George.

Hi.

Looks like your stocks are really taking
off. Yes, I've upped all mine.

Have you upped yours?

I am doing okay.

In fact, I'm expecting a very important
call from my broker.

Oh, he's already called.

What'd he say?

I'm not sure.

It was hard to make out. What with all
the sobbing.

Hey, have you seen Wesley?

Um, Kevin took him to the mall to sell
more cookies.

Oh. Honey, are you cold?

No, this is my ski outfit.

Helps me study.

Hey. Well, I'll talk to you later, Mom.

You're back.

How'd Wesley do? He sold another 200
boxes. You're kidding.

I just don't know how that boy does it.

Hey, Mom, I did great.

What happened?

What happened to your clothes?

Nothing. He went out like that.

Well, nobody's going to buy any cookies
if you're dressed all night.

I don't care. I will not have my son
going out looking like some sort of

I told people I had parents.

Yeah, Dad's an unemployed alcoholic and
you're doing time for armed robbery.

I told him he got framed.

That's very sweet.

Now go upstairs and change into
something decent.

I just want to kill my money first,
okay?

Fine.

Let me guess.

Claudine Lange and Dundee.

Hi, Angela. Hi, Kevin.

Hi, Wesley.

Sorry about your parents.

Angela and your late were supposed to be
studying.

I've got a better idea.

Huh? Come on, let's go to your room.

Okay.

Hello, Angela.

Hi, Mr. Belafonte.

Well, how's the cookie business?

Made your first million?

I sold every box I had.

Oh. And you know what? If I sell 50 more
boxes, I'll pass Howie Huffnagle.

and he can't sell anymore because he got
sick standing in the rain.

I'm going to win that trip.

I'm going to go on the space ride, then
I'm going to go on it again, then if I'm

still not sick, I'm going to go on that
teacup.

You know, Wesley, you're not just
selling cookies to go somewhere and have

silly fun.

You're selling them to help children
less fortunate than yourself.

Yeah, I knew that.

Just remember, helping others is its own
reward.

That should be enough.

Sure.

Save it in your box or peek on Chewy's.

Just put it on my tab.

So then, right after Miss Ricky ran off
the test, Shelly snuck into the memory

room and stole a coffee.

You mean this is really our algebra
midterm?

Yep. A bunch of us are going to get
together later and try and figure out

answers. I'm supposed to bring the
refreshments.

Angela, isn't this sort of like
cheating? No.

It's exactly like cheating.

I'm home, troops.

Big deal.

Hi, honey.

What are you doing home?

I finished early.

Oh. I thought you had class.

Yeah, my lecture was canceled.

So where's the kids?

They're still at school.

Oh.

Where's Lord Plushbottom?

I believe Mr. Belvedere is at the store.

You mean it's just... You and me, all
alone, in this big four -bedroom house.

Looks like.

Hey, guys, where are you going?

Oh, I'm glad I caught you. About dinner,
which would you prefer?

The tongue or the rump roast?

You decide.

Hi, Mom.

Oh, Heather.

Did you get your algebra test back?

Oh, yeah.

I did pretty good.

It's a D.

Well, it's better than last time.

Don't be mad at Heather, Mrs. Owens. It
was a very difficult test.

Angela, what did you get?

A hundred.

I don't understand.

You two studied together? You took the
same test?

I guess Angela just studied a little
more.

I believe a mind is a terrible thing to
waste.

Obviously, I'm very disappointed in
this, and you will not be going on that

trip with Angela.

Hey, Mr. Belvedere.

Well, if it isn't the cookie monster.

Hey, Westman, how'd it go?

How'd what go?

The contest.

Oh, I won. You did?

Yeah, I sold more cookies than anyone in
the history of our school.

All right, enchanted kingdom, here we
come.

Oh, I'm not going.

What do you mean, honey?

I gave my trip away to one of the kids
at the hospital.

You did?

Yeah, because helping others is its own
reward. Right, Mr. Belvedere?

I suppose so.

That's great.

Good work.

Anyway, I heard about Ben here and how
he hasn't been doing so good. And I

always, always wished he could go to
Disney World.

So I decided to give him my trip
because, well, I'll always have another

but maybe Ben won't.

Happy hospital room. This is Ashton
Kincaid, Action 3 News.

Hey, what'd you do that for, Dad?
There's more news at 7.

Hey, that's the national news, champ.

I might be on it. Yes, and they say you
might be on Nightline, but right now

it's almost time for dinner.

Yep, we're all real proud of you, pal.

Yes, what you did was just wonderful.

I just did what any kid would do. Help
give me a break.

Heather. I mean, he does one nice...

sudden he starts acting like he's Mother
Therese or Michael Landon or something.

I would have given you my trip, Heather,
but I understand you're not going

anywhere. You better shut up.

Heather, would you please help me lay
the table for dinner?

Sure.

I'll help you, Heather, because you're
my sister and I love you.

Hey, Belvedere, what you making?

Pecan chewies.

Now that Wesley isn't pushing them
anymore, I have to make them myself.

Oh, I'm trying to duplicate the recipe,
but I'm not exactly sure how much sodium

pyrophosphate to use.

I'm thinking of which Susquehanna
chemical to split two for one. Oh, and

time. Yeah, today's the last day of the
bet.

And if I were you, I'd get on the horn
now and start trying to dump some of

losers. I have no losers.

Besides, there's plenty of time.

The market closes in an hour.

Not in Tokyo.

for you. Oh, yeah? What is it? I made
you a scrapbook.

See, I cut out all the newspaper
articles about you and took all the nice

letters that people wrote and I pasted
them all in this book for you to keep

forever. Wow.

Hi, guys.

Hey, Dad.

Hey, this is real nice.

I'm glad somebody thinks so.

So, uh, anyone call your paper today,
Dad?

You know, ask him about me?

Afraid not, pal.

Hey, but last week you heard from the
mayor, the governor, and you even got a

letter from the first lady.

Yeah, right. I'm going to go check the
mail again.

Heather, what's all that?

Oh, it's my ski stuff.

Hey, look, we've already been through
all this. You're not going on that ski

trip today.

I know. I'm lending my stuff to Angela.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Is it still okay if she goes?

See you at dinner.

Angela. Hi, Mr. Velveeta.

Hello, Angela.

And it's Belvedere.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not very good at
names.

That's right.

Numbers, the more your forte.

Huh?

Once again, congratulations on that
marvelous achievement.

Your algebra test.

Oh, it was nothing.

While you're here, you might help me
figure out this recipe.

I was never very good at math.

Oh, sure.

You see, it calls for one and a half
cups of rice to serve three people.

And I want to serve six people.

So how much rice should I use?

Why can't they just share?

Angela's just been helping me figure
something out.

Uh -huh. Excuse me.

Got all your ski stuff? Yeah, come on. I
don't want to miss the bus.

is Wesley T. Owens. May I speak to Frank
Sinatra, please?

I'm this little kid from Pittsburgh and
I did this really wonderful thing and I

think maybe Mr.

Sinatra would like to know about it.

Wesley, what are you doing?

Nothing. Just tell Frank I'll call back
later. Bye.

Thinking of joining the Rat Pack?

I want to go see Mickey Mouse.

I see, but you already gave your prize
away.

So did Joey Martinelli and he still got
to go.

Who's Joey Martinelli?

Kid I read about in this article.

See, he won a week at the World's Fair
selling chocolate bars.

Only, when he gave his trip away, this
rich guy read about it and sent him

for two weeks.

In other words, you did your wonderful
deed.

Not only expecting praise and
recognition, but a better trip as well.

Yeah!

That's the way I've come to know and
respect.

I've even figured out exactly how much
somebody's got to give me.

The $1 ,197 that includes... the plane
tickets and the hotel room and the mouse

ears and everything.

I wouldn't hold my breath.

But I gotta go.

I deserve to.

I'm the one who did all the work, not
that kid in the hospital.

Then perhaps you better just go over
there and tell him you want it back.

Okay. Let me get my coat.

to take more pictures?

Oh, no, I just came because I wanted to
see you.

Wow, thanks.

So, how are you feeling today?

Um, pretty good.

I mean, I still have my bad days.

But the doctor said I've been doing a
lot better since you gave me that trip.

That's sort of what I wanted to talk to
you about.

Oh, yeah?

I was just wondering...

if something happened and you didn't get
to go.

Why?

Stay on there!

Oh, nothing. I just meant, what if the
park had to close down?

Like if the dwarves went on strike or
something.

Would they do that?

I don't know. Because they're grumpy?

Are you okay? You want me to call a
nurse?

No, don't.

I'm okay now.

You've got to be careful not to get too
excited.

Oh, yeah?

Maybe this trip isn't such a good idea.

Huh? I mean, it's real exciting down
there with all the rides and parades and

stuff. And you would get so excited, you
might just keel over.

It might feel real, real bad if
something like that happened to you.

What are you saying, Leslie?

I'm just saying that...

Maybe you shouldn't go

on all the good rides the first day.

Okay.

See you, Ben.

See you, Wesley.

I couldn't do it.

You must be losing your touch.

Yeah, tell me about it.

Hey,

Kev. Don't come near me. I've been
working on this for two hours.

Real fragile.

Your mom and I could go back out and sit
in the car.

Yeah, would you?

So where is everybody?

I don't know. I think Heather went
skiing and Mr. Belvedere took Wesley to

hospital so he could take a trip back
from that sick kid.

What?

I am back.

Hey, Wes.

When are you leaving for Orlando?

Oh, I'm not going anywhere.

Wesley, what were you doing?

Nothing good.

I only gave my trip away because I
thought I'd get a better one, but I

So I went to take it back, but I
couldn't. I guess I'm not as wonderful

everybody thought.

Did it make you feel any better, Wesley?
I never thought you were wonderful in

the first place.

Thanks.

Heather, what are you doing home? I
thought you went skiing.

I did, but I decided to come back.

Oh, did we have some second thoughts?

No, we had a broken bus.

Heather, you deliberately disobeyed.
Well, why shouldn't I? I mean, if I'm

to get punished for being good, I might
as well do something bad.

What are you talking about?

Nothing.

Speaking of crummy behavior, I think
Angela could give us a good example,

No.

Now, now, Angela, don't make me throw
the rice in your face.

Okay.

Mrs. Owens, this may come as something
of a surprise to you.

But I didn't get 100 on my test because
I'm smart.

I cheated.

Heather could have too, but she didn't.

Thank you, Angela.

Well, I'm going to go home now and tell
my mother.

Good.

Hope the shock doesn't kill her.

Somehow I doubt it.

What happened?

Well, Angela and a couple of the other
girls got a copy of the test.

But I decided I should try and do it on
my own. Oh, of course I did lousy.

I think you did great.

Thanks, Mom.

Looks like you turned out to be the good
one, not me.

Hey, Belvedere.

It must be closing time in Tokyo by now,
so we might as well get it over with.

Well, that's right. A little wager I
almost forgot.

I was doing okay, but, you know.

Anyway, here's what I ended up with,
$145 total.

Congratulations, George. That's very
good.

Yeah, sensational.

So what'd you end up with? Three.

Three thousand dollars?

Three dollars.

Here you go. It's all yours.

What happened?

I thought you were doing great.

Wow! What is it?

There's letters full of money!

What? George, come over here. Who's it
from?

I don't know. There's no return address
and there's no note or anything.

How much you got there, champ?

Exactly...

That's a very interesting number.

Here's three more. Might as well make it
even.

Thanks, Dad.

Well, you know the market, George.

It's a roller coaster.

At any rate, I received two postcards
today with... and

George seem to be having a splendid time
in Florida.

And no, I don't wish I were there.

While Heather and Marsha seem to be
having a marvellous time shooting down

slopes of the Poconos.

What with Kevin spending the weekend
with friends, I find I have the house to

myself.

And you know what that means?

That mumbo...

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